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4324852 No.4324852 [Reply] [Original]

>started the bullet hell cancer and completely killed off horizontal shmups
>there's no point in not constantly shooting at all times, they added a useless third C button for auto-fire that should just be your default neutral attack when no buttons are pressed
>only defensive mechanic besides dodging is bomb, which decreases your score
>chaining mechanic only adds to score, serving no survival purposes whatsoever, chaining resets too fast and the multiplier is stupidly based on the point value of the first enemy you kill making you wait around for a high-point enemy before setting the chain off
>hidden bee items to artificially lengthen the game, also serve no point besides score, miss one bee and you've ruined your score and are forced to reset and start over
>score by the way, serves no purpose besides flexing your e-peen
>copy-paste the gameplay of the first 5 minutes for the entire game
>all enemies in the level do the same bullet stream pattern, all bosses do the same expanding circular sine wave pattern
>three ship choices that do not affect gameplay that much since even the narrow ranged red ship can wipe out the entire screen with a single press of the shot button
>laser boost mode is clearly broken
>bombing too much gives you an extra bomb stock, beating the level in the American version replenishes your full bomb stock, dying resets back to 3 bomb stocks, effectively punishing bad players while rewarding irresponsible bomb spamming
Skip to the 6 minute mark in this video if you don't believe the above point
https://youtu.be/XBrKMQGBBDI?t=360
>memorizing enemy spawns for chains is not difficult, just time consuming
>shit soundtrack
>best narrator in the series though, that is pretty cool

And this is supposed to be the best in the gender? Wow.

>> No.4324874

You did it kid!

>> No.4324882

>>4324874
No arguments then? Did I say anything untrue?

>> No.4324886

At least it's not all pastel colors and waifus

>> No.4324887

>>4324886
agreed, fuck anime

>> No.4324979

The bullet hell genre is indeed a cancer upon all of /vr/.

>> No.4324986

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbts2qTrbAg

>> No.4324995 [SPOILER] 
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4324995

>>4324852
>cancer

>> No.4325000

>>4324995
Are you implying bullet hell didn't kill off the genre?

>> No.4325005

>>4324852
gut gud

>> No.4325008

>>4325005
You don't even have to get good with that bomb stock mechanic. More like press B to win.

>> No.4325016

>>4325005
By the third stage you have 7 bombs and every stage you beat without dying replenishes all your bombs.

>> No.4325029

>>4325016
Does the Japanese version also replenishes your bombs?

>> No.4325042

http://daifukkat.su/files/don-p.swf

>> No.4325054

>>4325042
That is the greatest thing ever.

>> No.4325085

>>4324852
Horis died because they're slow and boring. The real challenge usually doesn't come till the second loop and gitting gud is just memorizing anyways. Bullet Hell is the same shit, but it's a little more hectic at least which is why it's held on a little. The same reason platformers and beat em ups mostly died out.

Look at the retro genres that survived the best are the fighters, racing and sports games, fps, strategy, puzzle games and RPGs as well as roguelikes. They're mostly the ones where there is strategy and thinking on the fly. Less so RPGs but that's a different situation.

Tl;dr DDP didn't kill Shmups, it let them limp along a little longer.

>> No.4325128

Sega marketing with thunder force 6 was that it was supposed to revive the traditional shooter genre. People just weren't interested.

>> No.4325138

>>4325128
SEGA lost their touch when the Dreamcast died and this game is the absolute lowest point they have ever reached. You guys can't imagine how angry I am at SEGA for bringing this pile of stinking crap on the market entitling it Thunder Force...

>> No.4325143

>>4324852
why is your pic of donpachi and not batsugun?
also hori shooters killed themselves

>> No.4325154
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4325154

>>4325143
Not as familiar with batsugun.

>> No.4325307

I don't even like Donpachi but all that "criticism" is newfag trash

>> No.4325851

I loved R-Type and Gradius and all that shit when I was growing up, but if it's 2017 and you still don't get why people aren't looping memorizers until the enemies are any threat at all instead of just playing a 5 stage shmup your horse is never crossing that finish line my dude.

>> No.4326221

>>4324886
>waifus
They're the death signature of any genre. See JRPGs and Strategy RPGs also.

>> No.4327179

>>4325085
>pleb cunt who knows nothing about high level play so makes up assumption based nonsense and claims other genres have more strategy than shmups

You are clueless you worthless cunt, if it's how you think then why are topplayers still grinding the same game for many many years to beat their records? why hasn't the potential in any game without counterstop been reached? if it's just memory they would have, you stupid cunt bastard, fuck off and be shit at everything somewhere else, rpg spastic.

>> No.4327183

>>4325016
and? now try playing for fucking score you pleb shit and realise you can't use bombs at all or you lose a shit ton of points from the bomb bonus, not including the insane routing for chains. Face it you're a fucking beginner shit kusoplayer cunt that doesn't realize clearing is the pleb shit first stage before scoring when things actually get difficult. /vr/ is like a hub of the most clueless shit players i've ever witnessed, nearly everyone can't play worth a shit you low i.q scum.

>> No.4327191

>>4327179
That had almost nothing to do with that guy's post though

>> No.4327193

>>4326221
Shit, now that you've mentioned, I can definitely see a pattern.

>> No.4327202

>>4325085
>>4325016
Huh. Good points, anons.

>> No.4327208

>>4327183
Chaining turns the game into a huge spawn memorization fest and the hidden bee thing is also a punitive memorizer. No thanks, I don't see the value in raising an arbitrary number that doesn't affect gameplay.
Say what you want about Radiant Silvergun but at least they tried giving the chain system a purpose by powering up your weapons. In Ikaruga, if you defeat the enemies in the intended order, you will find survival easier since enemies always spawn in formations of 3.

>> No.4327218

Ikaruga scoring also rewards the player with points by using the homing laser, which in turn encourages you to absorb more bullets so you can charge the laser more.

The scoring mechanic works like a well oiled machine.

>> No.4327226

>>4327193
Fighters have them and that's the biggest retro genre there is.

>> No.4327229

>>4327226
They don't completely revolve around moeblobs though, at least not the fighters that matter.

>> No.4327235

>>4327218
>Ikaruga extends the chain when you use the homing laser.
Small fix. White lasers will aim white enemies and vice-versa.

>> No.4327248

>>4327208
it affects gameplay massively you utter braindead cunt, basically as i expected you're just a shit player thus no one cares about your retard opinion.

>>4327208
>you will find survival easier
what a surprise you care about the game being easier because you're shite.

>>4327218
Ikaruga is fucking wank, the only people who love that games are hipsters who don't even play shmups.

>> No.4327261

>>4327248
What I don't get is why shmup fans have a reputation for being huge dickheads.

>> No.4327291

>>4327248
>it affects gameplay massively you utter braindead cunt,
I ain't denying that, it is very challenging and it does make you play differently. The problem I have with the chain system is that it isn't any helpful to survival. It's actually detrimental to your 1cc since it makes you wait around for high-point value enemies to appear before setting up the chain. As one might expect, waiting for a strong enemy to flood the screen with bullets is a very bad decision for survival.
Also if basing the chaining bonus off the first enemy you kill isn't objectively bad then why did they change that in every subsequent entry in the series?

>> No.4327292

>>4327291
>setting off the chain
Fixed. I am dyslexic.

>> No.4327309

>>4327248
take a meds

>> No.4327341

>>4326221
Waifus are introduced when they realize the genre has no fanbase outside of mentally disturbed pedophiles anyway, so they might as well pander to them

>> No.4327346

>>4327248
>what a surprise you care about the game being easier because you're shite.

This might be a big fucking surprise to you, but if you are better at playing a game, it becomes less difficult to play.

Or do you always flail around like a retard and crash into every incoming enemy ship to make your shmups be harder?

>Ikaruga is fucking wank, the only people who love that games are hipsters who don't even play shmups.

Go back to playing Touhou.

>> No.4327372

>ITT: at first, comfiness and interesting talk; then later, shitposting, because apparently any thread that doesn't have shitposting in it must be shitposted ASAP, as if threads without shitposting are somehow bad

>> No.4327375

>>4327372
I don't hate donpachi, btw, I've played it more than Daifukkatsu. I have a thing for wonky games, Bee Storm is also one of my favorites.

>> No.4327563

>>4327372
It's a shmup thread, it was only going to go one way

>> No.4327567

>>4327563
>doubt.jpg
Threads only get shitposted because people choose to shitpost them. Shitposts don't magically appear on their own, unless people can somehow use botposters on here.

>> No.4327576

>>4327567
You must be new here, shmupfags are infamously easy to bait.

>> No.4327580

>>4327576
See what I mean? Anons choose to bait people, even though they don't have to.
>itdidn'thavetobethisway.jpg

>> No.4327583

>>4325851
CURRENT YEAR

>> No.4327595

>>4327576
True, all it takes is a mention of Ikaruga or Radiant Silvergun.

>> No.4327605

>>4327595
Kinda hard to have a civil thread when you can't even talk about the only two STGs *worth* talking about.

>> No.4327781

>>4327372
The gradius sperg isn't biting again, fuck off with this shit.
>>4327183

>> No.4327808

>>4324986
This game will always be dogdogpatch to me, RIP.

>> No.4327812

>>4327808
donkey donkey picnic

>> No.4327816

>>4327781
you guys whine a bunch about rpgs but at least their grinding numbers make them stronger, your grinding numbers otoh don't do jack shit and actually force you to play worse than if you were only surviving

>> No.4327820

>>4327816
something something extends
YOU DON'T NEED THEM
Cave games will give you both extends if you casually get the nomiss bonus at the end of 4 levels and the secret extend is always destroy some bullshit hidden structure you'll need to read a guide to discover

>> No.4328843

>>4327580
>Anons choose to bait people
>but le that's our le culture le xDDDDD
>le everything is le ironic!
>le layers of le irony le bro geegeegeegee
>le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le!

I don't think you realize just how bad it's gotten over the years.

>> No.4328848

>>4328843
The nice thing about choice is, what was done in the past doesn't matter. Anons can choose - even now - not to bait other anons, not to shitpost. Perhaps, they will even choose to create an environment where people can actually talk about things without getting baited/shitposted to death. It'd certainly be less boring that way.

>> No.4328867
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4328867

>>4328848
But no one here actually has anything of value to say, and they know it. They know exactly jack and shit about whatever the topic of their chosen board might be, and spend most of their time shitposting out of resentment toward the handful of people who do.

>tired of all these fucking faggots trying to talk about stuff
>that's not what 4chan is
>this is a le ironic website
>i'm bored, where are all the memes?
>why aren't people posting dank memes?

This is what happens when you let wave after wave of newfags overrun you without any sort of control. Each new batch looks at the last batch and thinks they "get it" because that's what they're being taught.

It's probably a bad example, but I used to think that every time someone would post some off the cuff "lol weebs gtfo" comment that they were being "ironic" for the sake of a joke. Because how can you be so lacking in self-awareness to not realize that you're on 4chan? Now I realize that it's just a clueless newfag who doesn't know any better. Someone trying way too hard to fit in with what they think is Futaba board culture. Normally I wouldn't fucking care, but the mentality spreads and suddenly there aren't any boards left that aren't "running on, like, seven layers of irony bro" and any chance of any on-topic discussion is gone.

It is what it is, though. It's not going to change. The kids want to post "dank memes" and create their own culture they can belong to. They want to fit in. Just wish it was easier to talk around it.

>> No.4328869

>>4328867
Makes sense.

>> No.4328914

>>4328867
This is why I try to explain to people why their shitposting doesn't work out. Even if what you are saying is technically true, if you say it with a shitty attitude no one will care about the subject you were talking about or if what you were saying is true.
All they take away from it and all they will give back is more trolling.

So look at this thread and virtually every other shmups thread. The 'hardcore' shmup players like to act elitist about how they play and what games are good. They think because they're good at the games it gives them authority and the right to be a bit of a dick.

But around here, all that does is make the person look like a target because it's just another big ego to make fun of and be a dick back. So now every time shmups come up, the first thing that gets talked about the most is Ikaruga. Not because everyone here loves the game. Because everyone here knows how much the full of themselves shmups dudes hate it.

Because no one has an interest in actually discussing anything with someone like that, the whole subject of shmups here is now a huge joke.

It has nothing even slightly to do with 'newfags' this is all 4chan. Enjoy! :)

>> No.4328976

>>4328914
>It has nothing even slightly to do with 'newfags' this is all 4chan. Enjoy! :)
This is exactly how the entire thread knows you're one of the aforementioned newfags. It has everything to do with it. Newbie morons who bought into "troll culture" because it's the only thing they saw not only led to the problems we have today, but will also ensure that those problems aren't ever leaving.

Special snowflakes who couldn't handle being told to "lurk moar" every time they said something idiotic were eventually surrounded by similar company when 4chan was exposed to the world at large through various news outlets over the years. You can stop a handful, you can't stop an entire invasion. And here they are, doing the only thing they know how to do.

>> No.4328997

>>4328976
Whatever, shmup threads are uniquely terrible and even worse than the average thread here, you must be fresh off the boat not to have noticed this

>> No.4329007

>>4324852
>gender

>> No.4329029

>>4328976
You're wrong though, and I think deep down you know you're wrong. Not that it really matters in the end.

>> No.4329048

>>4329029
Nah, I'm not.

>> No.4329062

>>4328867
I assure you I know a lot about shmups.

>> No.4329067

>>4328914
>Not because everyone here loves the game.
Wrong. I do genuinely love Ikaruga, it's accessible to normies while still maintaining a high level of challenge for pros. It's what every Arcade game should be aiming to be instead of pleasing only a niche crowd of insane elitists.

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4329107

>>4329048
Uhh huh. Out of academic interests, here's something "random" that I enjoyed enough to save back in 2004. Which of course you can't believe and which is really the point you will never get. Looking at how the sausage is made is sooo hard :)

>> No.4329120

>>4329107
>i don't have an argument
>better just remind everyone how i'm an oldfag

Ok?

>> No.4329125

>>4329107
I been here two years less than you, I guess that makes me a newfag and my opinion is invalid!

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4329152

>>4329107
>Which of course you can't believe
Yeah, and neither can anyone else who was actually around during that time period. You can parrot long-winded variants of "X was always bad!" memes as much as you want, but you're not fooling anyone. There was actually a time where you really did have to lurk and figure out whether or not this place was for you, and the userbase was still small enough for moderation to actually matter. You didn't get to just walk in here and reshape the entire community to reflect some weird "ironic troll meme culture" that didn't exist until you, and your ilk, invented it. m00tykins' tl;dr blogposts on the matter over the years, which basically amounted to "it was all a social experiment!", were equally insipid and just a disingenuous way to rationalize his inability/unwillingness to actually do anything about the problem while it was gaining steam. Personally, I just don't think he ever gave a fuck to begin with.

/b/ ceasing to be an anime board coupled with Fox News exposés about the "internet hate machine" were the beginning of the end, and I stand by that to this day.

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4329156

>>4329120
>>4329125

My "argument" was that it doesn't matter. Old and newfag is really irrelevant. He was pulling the "you must be new" card. He happens to be wrong in this case, but it doesn't matter. It doesn't really matter how long any of us have been here.

I don't give a shit about or even mention Ikargua I'm just enjoying this >>4328867 and explaining to you why because I know on some level you know how you fucked it all up but you can never admit it. Normal butthurt is great, but hubris butthurt is like delicious candy.

>> No.4329162

>>4329152
>/b/ ceasing to be an anime board
Dude, /b/ was 2D - random for less than a year! People were always anti-anime on 4chan.

>> No.4329164

>>4329156
>because I know on some level you know how you fucked it all up
Except I didn't fuck anything up. I never wanted you here in the first place, but I didn't have any say in the matter. I got to sit back and watch as 4chan ceased to be anything even remotely resembling it's original self and become some cliqish monument to popular culture.

Fuck's sake, man. I just wanted to talk about anime and video games without all the usual bullshit attached.

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4329165

>>4329152
>"X was always bad!"
None of it's bad. It's all awesome. Habbo and then especially the Stormfront raids forever fucked the place, but it's still basically 4chan and even that ended well. /pol/ these days is a god damned goldmine.

>> No.4329167

>>4329165
>/pol/ these days is a god damned goldmine.
Poe's Law is the problem I have with /pol/. I can't tell anymore if they're just being "ironic" or they actually believe the shit they spout.

>> No.4329170

>>4329162
Yeah, a website made by a weeb, for other weebs, explicitly for the purpose of discussing weeb shit was anti-anime.

>> No.4329172

>>4329170
An ex-weeb, moot said he hadn't watched an anime in years before he left. Last anime he said he watched and liked was 5cm per second in 2007.

YOU'RE DELUSIONAL and btw I'm saying this as someone how casually watches a few shows each season.

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4329173

>>4329164
Except for the part where I was already here and the 4chan crumbling around you was brought on by you. Board cultures exist, /vr/ is still fairly new. Imagine if you weren't as big a tool as humanly possible in these threads? Imagine if you fostered actual conversation instead of whining about "cancer" and calling people new? Imagine if you didn't throw such a shitfit every time Ikaruga got mentioned? You fucked it, you fucked it hard and it's great.

>> No.4329174

>>4329167
That's why I love it now. Fuck the name tags and country codes though. That's too much effort some days.

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4329175

>>4329170
>coming here, complaining about weebs
:)

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4329178

>>4329170
There's this rumor that either m00t followed Unbreakable Machine-Doll threads on /a/ and gave away some 4chan passes but nobody was ever able to prove it.
I don't think it was him, probably some oldschool mod referencing rozen maiden from 2007

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4329179

>>4329172
Yeah, man. I've got it all wrong. This was never a weeb website. It was always just a place for normies to post Reddit-tier "memes" and act "ironic" in some bizarre act of hipster catharsis.

>>4329173
>Imagine if you weren't as big a tool as humanly possible in these threads?
I'm not. I just don't have much to lose in this particular thread. It started as weak bait in the first place, and the conversation branched off from there.

>Imagine if you didn't throw such a shitfit every time Ikaruga got mentioned?
But I happen to like Ikaruga. RSG I can do without, but that's neither here nor there.

>You fucked it
No, it really was you, and people like you, coming here and refusing to integrate. "Le jokey trolley meemay" culture was more interesting to you, and no one stopped you. So here we are.

>>4329175
Pic related.

>> No.4329182

>>4329179
>This was never a weeb website.
Correct, 4chan is autistically anti-anime outside of the weeb boards. The weeb boards have been bullied so bad they act hostile to anyone who doesn't prove they are part of the group, just look at /a/ or /jp/, what's left of jp anyway.
Try bringing up moe girls in any other board to see what happens.

>> No.4329184

>>4329182
>Correct, 4chan is autistically anti-anime outside of the weeb boards.
Revisionism is such an ugly business.

>> No.4329189

>>4329184
Don't be pathetic, /b/ has always hated gay moeshit since the beginning and this quickly spread to other boards.

But it's alright if you disagree, everyone seems to have fabricated memories about how old 4chan was like.

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4329193

>>4329179
I was referring to the culture of shmup threads in general. I'm sure you can figure it out.

>> No.4329197

>>4329189
I wasn't aware that /b/ was the entirety of 4chan. As an interesting sidenote, I find that the people who seem to think it is are the post-Fox News invasion crowd I was referring to earlier.

>> No.4329201

>>4329193
No, you were referring to the culture of /shmupg/, which you've confused with this thread on /vr/ for whatever reason. I'm surprised you haven't said "dadregga" yet.

>> No.4329202

>>4329197
Old /b/ created the ironic culture that you hate so much, before turning into a porn dump board that is. Maybe you would feel more comfortable posting at Redd it.

>> No.4329205

>>4329202
>Old /b/ created the ironic culture that you hate so much
That's technically true. That's where Fox News told the kiddos they could find the "secret hackerz klubb" and the "internet hate machine".

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4329206

>>4329205
Btw, this is 15 year old moot's opinion on moeshit

source
https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0255/93/1371966700263.png

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4329208

>>4329206
Btw, this is 209 year old moot's opinion on anime and japanese culture

>> No.4329210

>>4324852
75% of your post is complaining about the scoring, which implies you think it's the most importaint aspect.

than you say

>score by the way, serves no purpose

Make up your fucking mind man!!

>> No.4329212

>>4329205
There is no chan culture, realize all this time you've been masturbating to children's cartoons sitting alone in your bedroom and no one was ever your friend. I'm sure you can barely remember anything that happened in the last 10 years besides EPIC MEEMS and image macros.

>> No.4329215

>>4329212
This is what's known as "projecting" right?

>> No.4329216

>>4329208
Wasn't this right before allowing Naruto threads on /a/ to the dismay of the entire userbase? Or was that 2012? Moot was out of touch, man. He did not give a fuck, in his final years he spent more time attention whoring on fucking /fit/ and /sp/ than he ever did on /a/

BUT SURE I'M THE ONE WHO'S DOING REVISIONISM

>> No.4329218

>>4329215
I wish I could project my fist through the internet into your face. God how I hate manchildren.

>> No.4329219

>>4329216
You are the one doing the revisionism. You're acting like the way things were when you found the place are the way they always were, which isn't the case even by your own admission.

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4329225

>>4329218
And yet here you are, on this holy mecca of all things weeb and manchild. Were you just planning on throwing the rest of your sanity away?

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4329226

>>4329201
Except I never go there ever. Gaiares is pretty much the only normal "shmup" I ever liked enough to play a lot of and even here I rarely do more than skim the threads when they come up. This really isn't about shmups at all.

>> No.4329228
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4329228

>>4329219
In his final years moot spent his time att whoring on /sp/, that's even where the cuck meme came from. Then he found a job on Google.
Your Guy is the king of normalfags.

>> No.4329230

>>4329206
4chan has never been what moot wanted.

>> No.4329232

>>4329228
My God, it's like a new/old picture captured as it happened.

>nu/b/ on top
>old/b/ on the bottom

>> No.4329234

>>4329225
I like the new ironic manchildren, the old manchildren who took the internet too seriously deserve to die a painful death of super aids cancer.

>> No.4329236

>>4329234
wtf is a "new ironic manchild"?

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4329237

>>4329232
Both are normalfags from /sp/
Pic related is also from /sp/, notice the american flags

>> No.4329240

>>4329237
Is it any wonder he sold the site and left us? You really can't fall much further down than he did.

Press F to laugh at him.

>> No.4329245
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>>4329236
It's a weeb who's self aware and jokes about masturbating to child porn in public and shit, but you know, it's only ironic he's not actually pedophile.

>> No.4329248
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>>4329240
he also liked to attwhore on /fit/ btw, meanwhile you still believe in the oldfags and normalfags false dichotomy

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>>4329245

>> No.4329251

>>4329248
>meanwhile you still believe in the oldfags and normalfags false dichotomy
I believe that he grew up and changed over the course of his life. I also believe that a large part of that change was completely ceasing to give a fuck about this website, and letting it slide into the shitter.

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>>4324852
wtf is going on in this thread?

Troll thread that descends into embarrassing corporate-zombie talk.

>> No.4329256

>>4329252
What corporate talk? What are you talking about?

>> No.4329258

>>4329256
He's probably subtly referencing the fact that after g00t got cucked by some sjw nutjob, and sold 4chan in embarrassment, that he works for Moogle now.

>> No.4329261

>>4329249
I like this new batch of ironic weebs, the old elitists pissed me off. Also ironic weebs are totally gay fucbois but still conservative and anti-degeneration which I find totally hilarious.

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>>4329201
Ohh and before I go and let your little troll thread completely implode, let me just point out that you thinking I'm actually from the general on /vr/ shows how on the money I was with it all. And you and I both know it.

Enjoy your thread

>> No.4329284

>>4329283
Fuck the Rugal boss fight in KOF95, man.

>> No.4329290

>>4329152

Newfag summer had already started before the bomb threat thing.

>> No.4329308

>>4329206
>world4ch
;___;

>> No.4329314

>>4329308
EXPERT PROGRAMMERS got fucked in the ass by jewm00t

>> No.4329331

I wish people could be a little nicer to each other on this board. This isn't /b/ or /pol/.

If you want serious discussions, just ignore the low quality baiting shitthreads, or at least have the courtesy to sage them.

>> No.4329350

>>4329331
fuck off nigger faggot, typical kike tricks.

>> No.4329613

>>4329283
It's not my thread, and there isn't a shmup general on /vr/. You might want to get checked for the 'tism.

>> No.4330523

>>4324852
SHOOT EM UPS WERE ALWAYS FUCKIN GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY YOU DUMB ASS BITCH MOTHA FUCKA PWNED TROLLED TO THE MAX YOU JUST GOT REKT BY SHADOWMASTER97 HAHAHAHA OWN IT SON!

>> No.4330608

>>4325085
/thread

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>>4329206
>ANIMU OTAKU KAWAII BAKA NEKOS-TAN-^_______^-PYO-NYO
>moeshit
Are you retarded? This description fits more Hayao Miyazaki's works than moe anime.

>> No.4330660

>>4329331
>>>reddit

>> No.4330662

>>4324852
>shmups
Opinion Discarded Due to AIDs

>> No.4330671

>>4330646
All anime is shit, your favorite mecha show from the 80s is also shit.

>> No.4330808

>implying bullet hell didn't save the genre
>he likes that slow shit
>he couldn't git gud

>> No.4330810 [DELETED] 

>>4330808
Donpachi is the easiest in the series, I think. Probably only Bee Storm is easier but only if you learn how to abuse energy mode.

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>>4330808
Japs consider Donpachi 2nd loop harder than Daifukkatsu Ura loop
But I've only played the first loop and I considered it easy.
http://www.wikihouse.com/stg/index.php?STG%A5%E9%A5%F3%A5%AF%B0%EC%CD%F7

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>>4330808
The Japanese consider JP Donpachi 2nd loop harder than Daifukkatsu Ura loop.
But I've only played the first loop of the US version with easier rank and of course I considered it easy.
http://www.wikihouse.com/stg/index.php?STG%A5%E9%A5%F3%A5%AF%B0%EC%CD%F7

>> No.4330894

There's this meme that Donpachi Hong Kong is extremely hard going on. Apparently the Japanese wiki consider it easier than DOJ BL and Dodonpachi 1. Hmm.

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Donpachi has this old school difficulty curve going on where you're unstoppable if you no-miss but if you die even once you become severely underpowered. Very punishing.

>> No.4330945

>>4330894
It's not a meme it's true, Hong Kong version is retarded and a 2-all may be comparable to doj

>> No.4330948

>>4330945
Jap wiki says 2 loop HK is easier than DOJ Black Label
http://www.wikihouse.com/stg/index.php?STG%A5%E9%A5%F3%A5%AF%B0%EC%CD%F7
Sorry, I respect their opinion more than yours.

>> No.4330950

>>4330945
Also, one interesting note is that the Hibachi fight is unchanged in the Hong Kong version.

>> No.4330953

>>4330948
Give it a try and you'll realize that putting it only 2 points higher than the japanese version is absolutely retarded and arbitrary, the top players in the jp version have trouble with the first loop already. The japs don't even have a recorded 2-all of hk version anyway

>> No.4330956

>>4330945
Also they consider original Dodonpachi 2 ranks harder than DOJ BL, white label is only considered "hardest game ever" because it forces you to nomiss the second loop, if it had extra lives it would probably be below original dodonpachi too.

>> No.4330965

>>4330953
Also forgot, don't take that list too seriously like a drone, there is tons of arbitrary stuff like P-47 Aces being a 39. Its purpose is difficulty reference, not being a 100% accurate list

>> No.4332749

up

>> No.4333489

>>4330956
white label doesn't force you to no-miss the second loop and you don't need all resources to clear it

>> No.4333502

>>4333489
It takes away your lives after you clear the first loop.

How different are the patterns in white label? I know it's easier but I cannot tell the difference at all.

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>>4333489
What I don't get is why do people still use hypers in DOJ even when playing for survival.
Doesn't hypers make the rank harder? Isn't it better to avoid raising rank instead of collecting extends?

>> No.4333538
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>hypers raise score
Fuck your arbitrary e-penis number that doesn't do anything. You're in no position to criticize RPGs when your genre also revolves around grinding useless numbers, except at least in RPGs the numbers actually DO something to affect gameplay.
I'm better off saving my hypers as a bomb for when I'm in a pinch and I have yet to see a good argument for using hypers that doesn't involve autistically screeching the words "git gud".

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Also, there is no advantage to collecting more than one hyper.

Grab the first one and let the rest fall off the screen.

>> No.4333724

>>4333502
lives are re-earned by either no-missing or no-bombing a stage. having to no-miss the second loop to stand a chance to clear it is nonsense. hibachi only eats 2 lives with the decent route and only 1 with the optimal one.

>How different are the patterns in white label? I know it's easier but I cannot tell the difference at all.
mostly minor changes in pacing and bullet-types used, still the average boss-patterns are more difficult. 2-2 boss alone is enough to make wl more difficult

>>4333513
hypers give more firepower and clear the screen of bullets. it can be a good emergency button and is a good way to destroy high-hp enemies or bosses quickly. using hypers raises rank but bombing and dying lowers rank anyways so you should plan some hypers by default

>>4333538
>I have yet to see a good argument for using hypers that doesn't involve autistically screeching the words "git gud".
git gud

>>4333550
>Also, there is no advantage to collecting more than one hyper.
you get more firepower per hyper used though

>> No.4333728

>>4333724
>git gud
Not an argument. I'm comfortable with using continues.

>> No.4333731

>>4333724
>you get more firepower per hyper used though
TEMPORARILY
But the rank increase from hyper is permanent.

>> No.4333738

>>4333724
The rank decrease from dying quickly builds back up to the value it was before. Once rank get too high you can't get it back down.

What you've said just confirms my theory that it is best to use hypers as a makeshift bomb and avoid collecting more than one if possible.

>> No.4333745

>>4333724
>still the average boss-patterns are more difficult.
Gah, yes, sorry my bad, I meant to say White Label is harder but had a brain fart and typed easier instead. Thanks for the information.

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The reason why they spam hypers in 2-Alls is because rank is always maxed out in the second loop anyway.

>> No.4333895

>>4333760
>The reason why they spam hypers in 2-Alls
only plebs, high level players aren't spamming anything, they're using them at precisely routed times for optimal scoring.

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>>4333895
Yeah yeah yeah. Shame that huge number is useless.