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4275204 No.4275204 [Reply] [Original]

classic videogame ads?

magazines preferred. videos permissible.

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>> No.4275241

>>4275237
I've never heard of this game. What's it about?

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>>4275206
I prefer Sega's ad hominems to Nintendo's appeals to authority.

>> No.4275247

>>4275241
Fucking.
Here's some content from its sequel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8W7wmA7rnU

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>>4275247
Oh dear.

>> No.4275258

>>4275204
Thats phallic as fuck and I never realized it until now

>> No.4275259

>>4275217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuMNjPs-sw0

>> No.4275261

>>4275247
Alright honestly I never considered wetting my fingers before playing with a chick's nipples.

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Quake and Quake II had the best ad campaigns of any games ever.

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Come to think of it, the entire series did really.

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Though absolutely nothing can beat this.

>> No.4275323

>>4275312
Is this kid supposed to look like an Indian woman?

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>> No.4275496

>>4275204
>MGTOW

>> No.4275502

>>4275217
No fucking way.

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>>4275312
ALLAHU SNACKBAR!

>> No.4275510

>>4275502
It's really not so shocking. The Twin Towers were the tallest buildings in the world for a good while since their construction. Pilots have to run the risk of hitting buildings, and WTC would be high on the list of dangerous candidates.

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>> No.4275517

>>4275243
looks to me like Sega is over compensating

>> No.4275518

>>4275508
Wait was Karnov a soviet? I always got the impression he was like... Turkish.

>> No.4275528

>>4275281
Prescient.

>> No.4275534

>>4275517
That'd be the case if those boxes were empty. They're whipping it out on the table here.

>> No.4275535

>>4275517

>having actual content is overcompensating

>> No.4275539

>>4275517
>pulls out its massive cock and literally compares it to its competition's considerably smaller cock
>overcompensating

>> No.4275543

>>4275517
I've always found the "_____ system has no games" argument when it literally just launched to be one of the cheapest shots you can possibly make.

>> No.4275551

>>4275543
Golden rule of fighting dirty: cheap shots still hurt.

>> No.4275561

>>4275518
Hes a big roach

>> No.4275641

>>4275539
>Adult man compares cock with toddler
Yeah, real fucking fair.

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>>4275643
nintendo always stealing ideas.

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>> No.4275678

>>4275641
>calling your champion console a baby
Nintendrones, folks.

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>>4275290

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>> No.4275692

>>4275518
he's turkic

>> No.4275694

>>4275678
Wow that metaphor flew over your head in spades.

>> No.4275701

>>4275539
Yes, but here here anon, what is a woman going to do with a 10 inch cock?

Not a whole lot.

Now with a 6 inch cock, she has a lot more options, and it will feel a lot nicer.

>> No.4275731

>>4275701
get a fucking grip

>> No.4275737

>>4275684
Dude this looks fucking amazing.

>> No.4275741
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SUGOI

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>>4275731
>insecure big-dick detected

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWmDDGDx_Jg

priceless anon

>> No.4275753

>>4275535
>>4275539
Most Genesis games are boring low quality shit though. I say that a Genesis kid. You have to dig through mountains of shit to find a few decent games.

>> No.4275759

>>4275753
ain't that true for every console?

>> No.4275768

>>4275731
I have more than a grip, I have a girlfriend.

>> No.4275771

>>4275204
That hoe must be doing something really wrong if the guy is ignoring her for fucking Cyber-Lip

>> No.4275780

>>4275753
Comix Zone, Eternal Warriors, Golden Axe, Ecco, Streets of Rage, Shinobi, Phantasy Star?

>> No.4275785

>>4275780
All shit. Legend of Galahad was alright tho

>> No.4275798

>>4275684
nigga is this real

>> No.4275813

>major companies wouldn't dare make another "better than pussy" ad in the current climate
>free publicity for Atari if they've got the cajones
Would they lads?

>> No.4275814

>>4275751
I love Nina Hartley so much.

>> No.4275827

>>4275678
No, I'm saying a comparing the library of a console that's been on the market for almost 2 years vs. a console that's been on the market for a few weeks/months is like a man that's had 20 years to develop comparing his cock to that of a toddler.

Are you actually retarded?

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I love how they realized the game was so bad but they had to advertise it, so they didn't use any screenshots and relegated the box art to a tiny postage stamp size

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>> No.4276848

>>4275293
The game had much less colors.

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>>4275204
ITS UNBEATABLE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNYzMRCUcSg

And ad for the best fighting game (Virtua Fighter) and more:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL_mwH88phM-mvQymjE7SZZxnuLLMiaoC2&v=OBa28-ymdTQ

>> No.4276892

Does anyone besides OP actually care about these threads? It's just the same set of flyers posted over and over again. The novelty died after the first dozen or so times this thread was reposted.

>> No.4276897

>>4276891
psx sucks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU3ZjJ-XWxo

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>>4276897
Oh boy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klS34QP2lY0

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>> No.4277237

>>4275258
That's literally the entire joke. It took you 75 years to realize that? Are you retarded, anon?

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>>4275290
>>4275680
For you lads

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>> No.4277335

>>4276927
Wow, I was literally just about to post this.

>some of these Digimon are so vicious and twisted they were actually banned from television

Somehow I doubt that's true.

>> No.4277349

>>4277335
Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do to attract the hip, cool kids

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>>4277370
>TFW no granny Duke game

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Think again, losers

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>>4277389
>Fast, seamless 15 frames per second video
>starring Rob Schneider

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>>4277402
funnyman

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Speaking of celebrity indorcements here is rapperman

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>>4275303

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Man I love retro game ads

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Does anyone have a high res version of this Quake ad? I cant find any online that you dont have to pay for. Which is fucking evil by the way

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>>4277370
its not fair! he was supposed to be the chosen one!

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Ouch

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Sega made an ad where a dad beats his son

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>> No.4277532

>>4275678
kek

>> No.4277535
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part one

>> No.4277536

>>4277527
I played it yellow because it matched the Pokemon Yellow I got with it

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part 2 can anyone merge the two together please with or without a few pixel wide gap is ok

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lets post this stuff for historical purposes. enough of this console war dick measuring contest go to another thread for that crap

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>> No.4277547

>>4277524
The TV commercial that went along with this was pretty cool too...
https://youtu.be/7bi7e4JgD5c

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Remember this nostalgic commercial?

>> No.4277557

>>4277535
>>4277538
>>4277552
Same House? What is the lore verdict?

>> No.4277559

>>4277536
Clear master race here

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I need to get more N64 Era Mario ads

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>>4277567

>> No.4277575

>>4277408
I loved that fucking game, too.

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>>4277389
>FMV now stands for Funny with My Voice!

>> No.4277589

>>4277549
I remember this ad grossing me out as a kid.

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>>4277389
>>4277582
It cant top Rob's best role though

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>>4275275
Man these Doom games are gonna flatout kill you

>> No.4277598

>>4277520
This is way less unsettling than it should be.

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I often ask myself why I think SMW is one of the best ever but I just dont know

>> No.4277606

>>4277498
Gearbox was entirely to blame.

>> No.4277607

>>4275518
He was Soviet at the beginning, then later on they changed his nationality.

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>>4277389
Sad thing is the box art is pretty solid.

>> No.4277615

>>4277498
No idea why you'd shit on this game unless you were a feminist triggered by the titty jokes. It was actually pretty good. Some of the levels were quite clever.

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>>4277606
I'm gonna rip em a new one

>> No.4277620

>>4277615
It wasn't terrible, kidding aside. It was a bit half assed in places, and the hype was so retardedly high nobody was gonna give it anything but a 10 or a 0, with a strong lean toward 0.
And while I did like Forever, I didn't like it as much as its predecessors.

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>>4277615
Because DN3D is one of the best fps games ever and after 15 years of development we get a buggy tateless follow-up with crappy inferior game mechanics and corridor level design. If you think the epidome of duke is tits you are wrong

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Okay enough beef lets just post ads and have a good time

>> No.4277646

>>4277639
Awww shit.

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>> No.4277669

>>4277627
There really should be a development time/quality chart so people can ignore it and still think that longer dev time should equal a better game.
Once it hits the ten year mark on a game's development that means there's serious problems on a shitload of fronts and you should start feeling lucky to get something playable by release day. Double that if it changes developers at least once.

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>>4275643
motherfuckers

>> No.4277682

>>4277639
>tfw I played this and it wasn't bad, just cryptic as fuck without the manual
>turns out the landfill was full of a shitload of Atari games, too and ET was only a contributing factor of the crash pretty far from the cause

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>>4275643
>>4277680
part two

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I really wish there is an easy way to combine 2 pics like this in ms paint I dont have photoshop. Look at that one Turok ad I posted that was such a pain in the ass

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>>4277331
>>4277686
Turok Rage Wars is one of the best covers tho

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>>4277669
Having a long development time doesnt mean its okay to release a mediocre game

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>> No.4277717

>>4277698
No, but it does increase the likelihood by a shitload. Only idiots would've expected something even on par with 3D after such a rocky development cycle (actually around three development cycles).

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boi

>> No.4277928

>>4276892
OP here. I've posted in the thread about three times. Evidently people care.

>> No.4277929

>>4275528
In what way?

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>>4277928
To be Honest I posted most of these because I just love this shit. Glad you're happy. Still want someone to combine that Mario Party one tho.

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Not very retro but Wario is a pimp

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The classic

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gay frog

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>>4278246
oh wait its supoosed to be a fish

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>> No.4278260

>>4276892
Yeah why post pictures of game ads from dead consoles on /vr/?

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>>4278260
Why post things related to dead consoles on the vidya retro board thats a good question bud

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>> No.4278276

>>4278252
I've never even seen this one, it's fucking ehehe perfect for Q3

>> No.4278285

>>4277615

as a mad fan of DN3D I appreciated a lot of the self referential humour and nods to that game in terms of game design of DN4E, but rated purely on it's own merits the game was well below average, and I can can see why people were mad

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this one is a favorite

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Shit I'm running out of good ones

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>>4278227
update I made one myself it wasnt that bad

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>> No.4278542

>>4277370
I think the guy on the right played Master in Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome

>> No.4278547

>>4277686
Just get GIMP. Freeware that works just as well as Photoshop most of the time.

>> No.4278548

>>4278509
That's Wolf from Gladiators

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A classic.

>> No.4278562

>>4278507
>>4278509
goddamn they some nice tiddies

>> No.4278568

>>4277327
A fucking awesome ad for a fucking awesome game

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>>4277389
>Think about fast, seamless adventure, puzzles and 15 frames per second special effects! It's all in video-even on a 2X drive! A Fork In The Tale™ Think about an Immersion-the new game that's Engine™ projecting live so fast, so interactive action so fast you'll you're killed 6 times in make split second the first 10 minutes. decisions just to If this game doesn't stay alive. Think change the way about 5 CD's you think about packed with FMV* nothing will!

>> No.4279075

>>4278315
Those jeans

>> No.4279156

>>4275243
They say other guys but only show one other guy. If they showed tg16 it would have had as many titles as genesis

>> No.4279289

>>4278561
I've never seen a high res scan of that. pretty odd because its so famous

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>> No.4279789

>>4275204
Patrick Bateman

>> No.4279806

>>4275282

Had Sanic really lost all relevance by then than he didn't merit a silouhette? Maaaaan...

>> No.4279812

>>4275684

...

... did it really have cows?

>> No.4279814

>>4275293
Robert Palmer reference.

>> No.4279871

>>4275298
are their rings supposed to be nailed thru their fingers? I cant visualize how those rings look

>> No.4280401

>>4275275
>last and most brutal Doom
>brutal Doom
CONFIRMED

>> No.4280402

>>4279806
I think it's before Sonic Adventure.

>> No.4280419

>>4275413
Nothing like a Gameboy to stop you from raping some girl you kidnapped.

>> No.4280436

>>4277370
>duke nukem forever
>1998
wew how time flies

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>>4278263

>> No.4280447

>>4279806
Sonic wasn't in 3D yet except for 3D Blast.

>> No.4280450

>>4277540
shit looks like battlefield 1 wasn't the first one with all the historical liberties

>> No.4280453

>>4279871
>are their rings supposed to be nailed thru their fingers?

Yeah, that's the whole point of the image.

>> No.4280456

>>4277545
>historical purposes
>posts doctored picture

>> No.4280459

>>4280456
Why is /vr/ so high on the autism spectrum?

>> No.4280505

>>4278237
>Vin Diesel and a chinese delivery guy assault children

>> No.4280629

>>4277394
why get the virtual boy when you can get the same amount of eye pain from it's magazine ad

>> No.4280637

>>4277504
One of my all-time favorites.

>> No.4280653

>>4278247
Oh wow I've seen that one a thousand times. It was in every single god damn comic book I own from that period.

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>>4275243

>Cyberball on the top of the stack

I just bought that game for like £4 yesterday, played an hour of it and it was trash.

Do I just not understand Handegg, or is the game actually good enough to be placed at the top of the stack, or am I looking into this advert too much?

>> No.4280804

>>4279871
probably a nin reference

>> No.4280835

>>4276892
I absolutely love these sorts of threads. And many of the pictures here are new to me.

I do sometimes worry that we'll run out of things to talk about on this board. We can't retroarctively generate more content in the 80s and 90s after all. But so far that hasn't been a problem.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evI5pF5h8Ck

>Willst thou get the girl?
>Or play like one?

It was a different time...

>> No.4280932

>>4275413
Hard to believe that ad is only 20 years old. Can you imagine the shitstorm it would evoke if it were printed today (assuming that magazines still existed).

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>> No.4280939

>>4277536
I thought you meant that you fucked a Thai hooker.

>> No.4280945

>>4280932
Can you really call it a shitstorm when the 'people' who dislike it never would have been a customer?

>> No.4280948

>>4277527
atomic purple is best color. Followed by yellow, and then clear.

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>> No.4282045

>>4277504
Now that's how you make an ad

>> No.4282059

Were these old games more fun to play with friends than new games or am I just being a nostalgiafag? Like my friends and I occasionally played 64 together when we were in high school and it seemed a lot more fun than playing online games now.

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>> No.4282382

>>4277493
Sorry I was wrong you dont have to pay for it but the retard website wants you to sign in or make an account just to enlarge a fucking jpeg. Still evil. I hope someone could retrieve the old midway ads in high res

>> No.4282941

>>4282071
90s ads need to make a comeback

>> No.4283037

>>4275373
How bad was that pun, fcs

>> No.4283112

>>4277420
But John wasn't a Belmont, he was Morris. Granted two families are related but still. And Eric isn't related to the Belmonts at all.

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>>4275204
>mfw when I'll never eat that pus

>> No.4283139

>>4278507
bad Schwarzenegger wannabe

>> No.4284164

>>4275737
>>4275798
>>4279812
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Skidmarks

>> No.4284178

>>4275281
Quake 3 was so perfect...

>> No.4284221

>>4277331
This console exclusive arena FPS with no network capability is so much better than it has any right to be.

>> No.4284734

>>4282071
Most badass ad yet.

>> No.4284738

>>4275204

I am dearly sorry for what I am about to inflict upon you fine people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwz_fkR92fU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j8-8IA9nhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dmZ0LXUVlQ

>> No.4285784

>>4280976
Goodness

>> No.4286130

>>4284738
KEK Atari blew all their money on shitty ads and cocaine instead of developing good games.

>> No.4287501

>>4284738
lol

>> No.4288964

>>4283139
that was a pretty generic fantasy look back then

>> No.4291121

>>4280804
it's a reference to the quake logo, dumbass

>> No.4291146

>>4283139

its wolf from gladiators newfag.