/vr/ - Retro Games

Crossposted to /o/

>>>/o/17725922

>>4193020
Good one.

Atari 2600

Amiga

>>4193294
Dude, the Amiga was a fucking racecar for its time. It was so advanced for its time, that none of Commodores engineers nor their PR didn't knew what the fuck to do with it either. It was a multimedia PC in 1985.

>>4193298
So it's a 1980's Fliz.
I didn't say uni-Fliz

>>4193287
hot DAM I can feel the groove

>wants to be taken seriously
>uses comic sans

why are SEGA fanboys such giant manchildren?

>>4193020
Still haven't given up on trying to be a mod I see.

>>4193414
Commodore 64C

Atari Jaguar

Arcade games.

Gameboy

N64

Framemeister

Coleco Chameleon

PC-FX

Casio Loopy

Sega CD

>>4193403
>Giant manchildren
>Is a butt-hurt Nintendo fanboy
Go play on your kid friendly Nintendo consoles.

Sega Saturn

>>4192997
So did the Knight Rider car sound like farts too?

>>4193817
Only when Michael Knight is riding it.

>>4193817
>Fart sounds

>>4193437
haha, yes. perfect

Playstation

>>4192997
>CAR ANALOGY

>>4193839
Robot farts, to be specific.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqGyPdul86s

>>4193865
Nothing wrong with comparing consoles to cars.

<Your favorite console>

Congratulations. This is the worst thread I've seen on /vr/ all year.

Probably the worst on /o/ too thanks to Cabbage Pants...

>>4193404
Nah.

Being a mod would mean staying resolutely anonymous and keeping his mouth shut. Never gonna happen.

>>4193810
I'm not a "Nintendo Fanboy", nor am I butthurt.
Preferring a console is a natural thing to do, but it always makes me sad to see what SEGAs marketing has done to their target audience. Where are your manners?

sega master system

>>4193868
Makes sense.

>>4193890
That looks like any Plug N Play console.

>>4193897
>Worst
>Most likely a butt-hurt Nintendo or PC fanboy
It's just a console/car comparison thread. Nothing to get butt-hurt about.

>>4193902
I don't care what Sega's marketing has done, although I'll admit that Sega has made some mistakes such as the Sega CD & Sega 32X. Other than that, I love the games I play on their consoles & that's what's really important to me.

>>4193298
The amiga was glitter covered shit and there was basically no games that didn't have an equivalent on the console

>muh graphics

> Game Boy Color

> Retron

> Sega Saturn

>>4194427
Keked hard

?

>>4194423
I want that car!!!

>>4194476
Gamecube

>>4194476
That thing is fucked if it comes to a speed bump.

>>4193437
N64 should have room for 4 kids.

> 32X

>>4193868

Where are you hearing that? Using a hardware recording btw.

>>4194525
How the actual fuck do you NOT hear it?

> Game Gear

It gives you one mile per gallon in highway and zero in city.

Game Boy, can't see shit with that screen.

>>4193943
>Most likely a butt-hurt Nintendo or PC fanboy
Wow! You actually managed to get that 100% wrong. For the record I couldn't give two shits about nintendo nor pc.

It's just a shit thread full stop.

>>4194432
>not the Pajero Evolution

Do you even Paris-Dakar?

>>4194582
The situation between the game boy and that car is inversed. You could see the game boy great in full sunlight, while those windows tint hard in the sun.

>>4194587

-----Joke---->


Your head.

>>4193948
>t.IBMtard

If anything, SNES was more like this.

>>4193817
You've only heard it from an emulator, haven't you?

>>4192997

The genesis should be an old Cadillac - because it's for black people.

Gamesphere is considered retro by now, isn't it?

sega addons

>>4194765
>because it's for black people
Nope. I know plenty of white people who preferred the Genesis over the SNES and that's mainly because at that time, Genesis was perceived as the mature console that adults and teenagers gravitated towards to. While kids had a SNES. Hence why many Genesis games are uncensored unlike the SNES counterpart. Robocop Vs Terminator & Mortal Kombat was better on the Genesis. Hell Splatterhouse never got ported to the SNES because it was too violent & bloody.

>>4194938
>Video Games
>Mature
It's a fucking toy, retard.

>>4194981
>It's a fucking toy
Nope. That's like calling a DVD player or a CD player a toy. It's like calling the PS4 a toy, even though God Of War has nudity/sex, which a kid would never be allowed to buy. Retard.

>>4193839

>Neo Geo

>>4195004
>Fart Machine
Only in the wrong hands. Other than that it has great music & sound effects.

Gameboy SP

>>4194994
>N-no it's for adults, see! T-t-heres b-blood and nudity!
This is what autistic gaymers like you think.

>>4195017
Looks sleek but handles awkwardly and has a subpar engine? PERFECT.

>>4193890
not one single console is as cool as the weiner mobile

Magnavox Odyssey

>>4193948
>and there was basically no games that didn't have an equivalent on the console

Meanwhile, consoles had no equivalent to Deluxe Paint or Video Toaster. What exactly is your point here?

>>4195005
>Neo Geo cartridges

>>4193427
The Jaguar is a quintessentially British machine with an American coat of paint?

Tiger Handhelds

>>4193890

>your favorite controller

>>4195169
Ohh, better yet, Mad Catz controllers.

Atari 5200

>>4195019
Whatever lie you have to tell yourself to sleep better at night. Fact of the matter is that games are rated M for a reason, to prevent kids from buying the game. Otherwise my little nephew would have bought Leisure Suit Larry on the Xbox years ago.

>>4195259
>M-muh M gaymes!
An actual adult would laugh really hard at you right now.

I'm sorry, kiddo, but nobody outside of your echo chamber thinks that you are an adult for playing edgy shit with your toy. The popular "Aren't you too old to be playing games?" is very common for a good reason.

>>4195406
Like I said, continue lying to yourself. Also you must be speaking from experience, since you think "actual adults" laugh at people who play video games. Must of had an effect on you, so you stop playing vidya games and now you make fun of people on a message board for playing on them. In this case you have no business here since this is /vr/.

Neo-Geo AES

>>4195426
Truth hurts, isnt? Don't be shy, anon. Let your tears fall. They are delicious.

Hear the reality, man. Nobody will give you an adult medal for playing Doom, Sanic or other cringy crap. It doesn't matter what you like or play, you will always be a delusional manchild in your mother's basement.

>>4193943
>gamer

>>4193943
Hey, ddnt mean to offend with the 'Sega are buncha assholes'....tirade the other night. As a buisness they were assholes.
As a creators and developers, fucking top tier.
Especially Arcade. Rigt up there with Williams, Namco, Tecmo, Capcom, Acclaim, SNK....so many others.
Plus they published MUTANT LEAGUE HOCKEY/FOOTBALL.
Pretty much the only reason I like sports games now.

But, y'know, >The Fire Nation Attacked.." an all that.

>>4195469


>>4195469
What a fucking edgelord.

ZX Spectrum

>>4193863
Legit surprised nobody is ripping the PS1 to shreds.
>rocky ride
>collector status for philefags
>mechanical problems
>not up to competition spec (not true 3D)
>still sex

>>4194534
I want that. its so beautiful fugly 80s.

>>4195152
hilarious

some of y'all fuckers are so butthurt you cant enjoy shit. must suck to be a fanboy

>>4194498
It obviously hovers 3 feet above the ground when you drive. The wheels are just for parking.

>>4195729

He could have just sold people affordable electric bicycles but he had to turn it into an autistic motorized bath tub.

>>4195206
still not as big as the hueg

>>4195017
That's more like a NES than a Gameboy SP, since it has a door that opens.

>>4195469
>Truth hurts
I speak the truth, so yeah I guess it does hurt (you).

After all, people laughing at you for playing video games drove you to tears to the point where you have to make fun of people who still play video games.

You're a weak minded individual if you let people dictate your actions like that. It makes you a tool, a puppet, a sheep. That's the difference between us, I'm a MGTOW. I go my own way.

>>4193437

the triangle, circle and square on the side indicates another console anon.

>>4196318
>it has a door that opens

>>4195865
Nah. The 5200 is based on the 8-bit computer so it has a mainboard big enough for a keyboard to sit on top of

>>4194804
its spherical. spherical!
- josh peck

>>4193287
this is the ONLY non-shit post in the thread

>>4193907
except MAYBE this

>>4193890
>not Neo Geo

>>4196339

>>4194583
>>4197964
Lying gets you nowhere fanboy.

NES

Amiga/ZX Spectrum or any other palfag shitbox

Dreamcast

>>4197969
furry faggot.

>Neo Geo Pocket Color

Nintendo switch
Look Like Power Full
But
Is a kid toys

>>4199904
Nope

>>4195031
very true

Master system mark iii

>>4200752
These are all kid toys bub.

>>4201958
>Sega Genesis
>Playstation
>M rated games
>Kids toys
How retarded are you?

>>4201984
>he thinks these support his argument

>>4201987
>Being in denial this much.
Retard detected.

>>4201997
>>4201987
>>4201984
u guys are retarded

>>4193863
PS1 fixed

>>4195259
M rated games are the most childish games ever made. when you stop being a teenager youll realise this.

>>4201984
when you become an actual adult you'll realize you're still playing a toy.

did i come to /v/ by accident?
whats with this shitty thread, real summertimes

>>4202001
He is, I'm not. You definitely are since you don't agree with my point of view.

>>4202027
That looks like a Game Boy

>>4202040
Like I said before, keep lying to yourself. M rated games aren't for kids. You want a kiddie console, by a SNES/N64/Gamecube/Wii/WiiU/Switch

>>4202045
>Implying I'm not an actual adult.
>Doesn't realize I'm married, have kids, my own house, my own car, my own property.
Go back to /v/, virgin.

>>4202082
>Butt-hurt PC/Nintencuck detected

>>4193839
>potato-tier sample playback
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCaoC7nXUi0

Get a PS1 if you wanna hear actually good game music anyways.

>>4200752
>>4201984
This is clearly a third worlder with a sub-90 IQ. But yes, video games are juvenile. Even the "mature" rated ones. It just means they have more boobies and F-words in them.

>>4202348
>But yes video games are juvenile including the mature ones
>boobies and F-words
Social Justice Warrior cuckold detected.

>>4202348
Wait. Why are you here if they're juvenile?

>>4203580
You seem to be laboring under the misconception that juvenile things are bad. Thus the desperate attempts to frame things you like as adult.

>>4203601

I agree with the others. Games can be for adults too. While they are technically toys, almost everything else can construed that way. TVs and smartphones being an example

>>4203634
Dude, a good game is like a pair of tits: made for kids, but most enjoyed by adults.

>>4203634
You're absolutely right. Smart phones may as well be considered toys by the idiot who thinks game consoles are toys.

>>4203745
So playing a game where I brutally tear people apart and commit mass murder is made for children?

>>4204015
I've seen kids laughing their asses off while playing Mortal Kombat and such, anonino.

>>4204027
Of course. But are they made specifically for them?

>>4194427

>>4204027
That doesn't mean it's meant for kids. Some parents are less strict than others about that. But a game like Mortal Kombat stirred a lot of controversy which led to the ERSB rating system. Definitely not made for kids.