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4192353 No.4192353 [Reply] [Original]

>implying this wasn't the best area of the map

>> No.4192389

Hey fucking idiot, how about you tell us what game is it from instead of assuming we all know what it's from fucking idiot.

>> No.4192401
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4192401

>>4192389
br8 l8 f8

>> No.4192403

>>4192389
goldeneye

>> No.4192407

>>4192389

This board really needs to be 30YO and older only

>> No.4192415

>>4192407

I'm 30 but I was never a console kid, I thought it was possibly some HL-mod level on low settings. It's not that hard to just mention what game so that people don't need to wonder.

>> No.4192417

>>4192389
Getting ready for school, sport?

>> No.4192420

>>4192389
Kill yourself, millennial, and take your (You)

>> No.4192424

any GE:S players?

>> No.4192439

>>4192407
I'm younger than 30, but I didn't grow up playing the game, so I didn't recognize it either. I own it nowadays, but I haven't played very much of it.

>> No.4192440

This just in: Not everybody has played ever game, y'all.

>> No.4192478

>be oldfag
>guardian of /vr/
>notice youngfag trying to discuss video games from before their time
>ohhellno.jpg
>readjust trilby and leap into thread, katana drawn
>(there's no actual katana, but bear with me, it's a metaphor)
>"RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE YOUNGFAG RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>the plebeian youngfag stares at me in disbelief
>"How dare you shit up my board! These games are sacred to us, not to be sullied by the likes of you!"
>"b-but..." the youngfag stammers, moronically, "I like old v-video games..."
>I scoff at him, euphoric in my superior age
>I remind him that he must only like old video games because it's trendy, and that e-celebrities told him too
>"b-but..."
>remind him he will never understand what it's like to be a "true" retro gamer in the '80s and '90s: sexless and socially ostracized
>the youngfag, his thread sufficiently derailed, hangs his head and leaves in shame
>i shit myself and proudly bask in the fumes
>"Thank God that /vr/ has *proper* retro gamers like me to ensure only *quality* discussion"
>I proceed to start a Genesis v.s. SNES thread, only oldfags can truly appreciate

>> No.4192506

>>4192478
>and socially ostracized

You're saying this in a thread about a MULTIPLAYER ONLY MAP IN GOLDENEYE (which sold 9 million copies)

Nice try at leaving an "epic burn", faggot, kys

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>>4192353
>implying you should even play this turd when Perfect Dark is better in every conceivable way

>> No.4192560

>>4192478
How many times are you going to post this same autistic blog? It wasn't funny the first time, it isn't funny now. You just sound like a faggot.

>> No.4192575

ITT: goldeneye babby tryhards

>> No.4192596

>>4192554
Why don't more people understand this?

>> No.4192607

>>4192506
>everyone must have played the same games that I've played, or I'll get angry

>> No.4192619

>>4192554
>be me
>play goldeneye 64 every day
>be super hyped for PD
>finally get it
>has to go away on family vacation about a week after release
>"friend" convinces me to lend him my PD while im away
>he manages to "lose it" while im away
>havent played PD ever since
did i miss out?

>> No.4192635

>>4192596
Because the only people still playing Goldeneye are literal retards who want a nostalgia trip. GE had its time, but that time ended in 2000 when the best shooter ever made was released.

>>4192619
Yes, but it's not too late. I didn't start playing PD until 2009 and I fucking love it. Get a copy for like $7 on eBay and have a blast.