/vr/ - Retro Games

>>4096751
why would someone want their sega genesis to look like a used tampon?

>>4096763

Fetish?

>>4096763

>ITT: Gore

>>4096813
?????

I see this autistic shit on eBay a lot and it really makes me sad that someone would do this to a console.

>>4096834
>tfw I have some mod plans that I'm going to regret later
Of course, it doesn't involve OEM stuff... I have some busted shells that I'm going to try and cannabalize to make wood grain consoles.

>>4096834
you know that normalfags eat this sort of shit up right?

>>4096836
Yeah, I know. Just perfect for that hardcore Zelda collector so he can never play through those two gold cartridges he displays in a cabinet because he sucks at anything that isn't 3D.

>>4096835
Are you LGR?

A disturbing lack of gore so far. Let's fix that.

>>4096930
No, but I share his love of wood grain and big old timey knobs to turn.

>>4096973
>>4096971
>>4096968
What's wrong with these? They just look used.

>>4096834
it's not retro, but one of the worst I've ever seen

>>4096978
True, but they'd probably charge the same price as ones that aren't damaged

>>4096982
For a second I thought this was a transparent aftermarket shell and I was like 'oh cool', but then I looked closer.

>>4096975
Speaking of sexy knobs, to get off topic for a second I found this the other day

>>4096983
Then I wouldn't buy it, but I wouldn't buy a pristine copy at the prices they generally go for. Back to the point, there is nothing "gore" about a damaged label or dirty case.

>>4096992
What about this?

>>4096987
>2 NES
>3 Mega Drives and a Master System
>3 PC Engines
>2 SNES
>A PS3, PS2, and PS
He could really cut this collection down.

>>4096997
That looks like a gold mine.

>>4096997
>>4097012

this one is just really sad, presumably victims of a flood or other home disaster.

>>4097013
I believe it was from the floods here in Australia a few years back.

>>4097013
Most of the consoles look fine, they just need a thorough clean and dry.

>>4096981
Especially an Xbox has so much in common with Pokémon. What the fuck is wrong with those people?


>>4096834
Also i see this shit get shared a shitton on Twitter. By some selfproclaimed "Retrogame Nerds" and "preservers" and shit. Of course they are just only retards

>>4096763

Maybe jason pollock.

>>4097023
My thoughts exactly, I found that browsing eBay and was just like what the actual fuck.
>>4097018
truly my worst nightmare

>>4097035
>>4097031
>>4097030
>>4097028
this is pretty low quality post spam, and barely gore, we get it.

>>4097037
I don't see you contributing

>>4097038
>>4097035
>>4097031
>>4097030
>>4097028
>>4097027
>>4097021
>>4097018
>>4097014
>>4097010
>>4097008
see >>4097037

I wanna throw up

KEK

>>4096981
>2 of 12
You have the other 11?

>>4097040
This doesn't look bad.

>>4097067
Dummy

>>4097046
This is pretty much what every genesis I find at local thrift stores looks like. They usually have things rattling around inside and I can't bring myself to buy them.
>>4097039
I did earlier, asshat; and I'm having discussions with other anons regardless. You, on the other hand, are literally spamming.

>>4097058
I think I only grabbed this and the other one, unfortunately.

>>4097045
Sweet Jesus

>>4096981
>>4097023
>>4097076
Why do people even do things like this.

>>4097085
oh good lord, that might be even worse. is that like fucking hobby glue on the controllers? barf at least they didn't do that to a pair of Dukes...

>>4097085
That looks like it should be on a cake not an xbox

>>4097085
To show off how CREATIVE they are and solidify the fact that they don't give a shit about playing older games and only keep the consoles around for hipster cred.

>>4097130

Truly /vr/ is the most nofunallowed board.

>>4097067
The concept is fine but how can you not cringe at that glossy globbed-on paint?

>>4097348
found the summerfag. frankly given the current state of /vr/ I was honestly truly fully expecting this thread to be filled with people defending OP's pic.

>>4097116
>>4097130
>>4097293
Somebody paid 200 Dollars for this.

>>4096980
What game is this?

>>4097364
>canadian
worse than I thought
>>4097308
delicious

>>4097371
street fighter 2, see ehonda in the left?

>>4097348
>destroying limited supply hardware for some tacky paint

>>4096751
The 8 bite gay

>>4097085
>>4097076
I don't care about x boxes getting mutilated with nintendo crap but that's hideous, I want to see what the rest of the buyer's home looks like

Pic pretty off topic but whatever

This one is mine. I actually had a DK64 with the entire label ripped off.

>>4096982
That looks like Pat Lee's Transformers.

>>4096989
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Super-Mario-Bros-Nes-Classics-Advance-Nintendo-Gameboy-Advance-Game-GENUINE-/182639950833

>>4097072
This still looks like shit, but at least it's a bit more high effort than most of these.

>>4097013
Fucking dumbass dude who didn't know this could happen or didn't take precautions, deserves him right

>>4098079
true, it's like using old power supplies or no UPS and bitching that your shit got fried

>>4097760
kek

>>4096751
is this gore? they work

>>4098061
>£6.75+Shipping
This is why I gave up trying to collect hardware and carts.

>>4098096
Damn, thats some ghetto ass shit, but if they work, who cares?

>>4097076
>>4097085
>>4097040
>>4098061
>>4096981
>>4097045
Not /vr/.
>40 pictures of ripped stickers.
This thread is low effort as fuck.

>>4098096
>>4098108

>>4098096
I actually wonder if that even works.

>>4098113
they're mine, yep they work fine!

>>4098096
>Cracks
Those will eventually spread and make thme unreadble.

>>4098096

>>4098115
The investment cost is so low that it doesn't matter. You will almost certainly get your playtime out of them

>>4096987
>multiple versions of the same system, all presented and ready for play

I can understand region locked systems and the like but why the fuck would you need two versions of the NES?

>>4098096
Okay, my pals are saying that won't work because the GC uses a proprietary format. It would be like putting a blu-ray in a Xbox original.

>>4096997
This is fucking tragic. I hope somebody salvaged these later.

>>4097067
I thought this looked fine as well until I enlarged the image. Something about the texture just isn't right. The idea here is good, but the execution was pretty bad. There had to have been a better way to do do that.

>>4097348
There's nothing wrong with modding your system. The problem is when your mod is shit. The aesthetic change is applied poorly, like that Pokeball paintjob for that GBA. The concept does not fit the system, like that Xbox Pokemon. Or worst of all, your mod is incredibly wasteful and whatever you created is far worse than what you sacrificed to make it, such as that GBA SP that was hollowed out and made into a Switch dock.

Modding can be fun, but I think it needs to be done with care and consideration.

>>4098108
As long as we're being anal about rules I want to point out that remakes and ports of /vr/ games are allowed either way, so that NES Classics one is fine.

>>4098096
>not using a compass with an exacto knife taped to it

>>4097004
cute

Just about all my SegaCD and Saturn games were in a CD book when my basement flooded. All of them now have this weird worm-looking corrosion all over them.

Somehow the only one unscathed is my Magic Knight Reyearth the worst is Eternal Champions though.

>>4098096
Enjoy your broken drive, they are unbalanced

>>4098389
Post the fucked up discs on /x/ and say they are haunted.

>>4098150
Nope. They're just mini DVDs. I bought a stack of em for my modded GCN. Works just fine. Those are unbalanced fucking abominations and will someday explode and/or wreck his drive, though. Still, points for ingenuity I guess

>>4097049
>tfw you will never smell Tony's poop

>>4098404
this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ1xPUFXjcA

>>4096971
I replaced my EB battery by drilling holes in the board and using a plastic tie as a kid. still works. is this gore?

>>4098389
sucks man, but it looks kind of cool at least

>>4097004
>don't play this game without asking
Someone's little brother/sister had overwritten some save files in the past.

>>4098108
resellers being mad

>>4098389
There are certain fungi that will eat the materials in CDs. I've had it happen to a couple of mine.

>>4096751
>went through to fix some controllers today
>snes controller
>d-pad does not work at all
>neither does start
>hinges in the L/R are broken too
>incredibly dirty
>screws stripped to shit
>this thing is barely worth trying to salvage
>snap the struts and get the thing open
>nasty shit inside, the PCB is absolutely ruined
>contacts for d-pad non-existant

I'll try and use the board for a project. Some things are just beyond saving bros.

>>4098148
Feeling optimistic? Playing PAL games.

>>4097731

Nothing is more disgusting than audiophool PS1s

>>4097054
>super smash bros tournament

>>4098096
are you mexican

>>4098061
>drawing of Luigi
>M on cap
Really alleviates my Normandy.

>>4098389
looks like that disc got into some deep water

>>4097024
Jackson

>>4098918

>>4098943
>snes
they all gonna turn piss yellow eventually

>>4098096

>>4098991
>gif
wew you really are third world

>>4097024
underrated

>>4098991
reee stop making fun of me

>>4097004
That one is funny and charming

>>4096751
it looks good

>>4097360
'06 4Chinner reporting in, not the guy you were talking to.
PERSONAL OPINION WARNING
I'm fine plenty of things we've seen on here, not this particular thread, this one's been full of junk, but in some previous threads that most people call cringe, I've been okay with some of the paint jobs we've seen. Maybe it's because I'm also pretty into /tg/ so I paint models too, but sometimes the pain jobs we see aren't half bad. Someone did their SNES/SuFami up as Castlevania in one instance and it looked really good. My only complaint was the fuzzy basing around the cartridge slot. I dunno about you, but I prefer to keep things other than games intended for the system OUT of the case.

OP's pic in general is pretty trash, and I definitely don't encourage people SELLING painted consoles, but if someone wants to show a little appreciation for the system and the work they did on it looks good, I'm okay with it. I've seen some pretty cool art done on Gameboys, Sega Genesis, actually saw a really cool paint job on a Master System once. Like I said, I don't want anyone selling that stuff because that's just bullshit, but there's definitely some cool art out there.
I don't really see a problem with it for the most part.

>>4098389
C'mon, no fucked up tabs?

>>4097006
And you forgot
>LCD screen

>>4096987
>retro consoles on lcd

>>4096751
Going le inb4 like some arfin newman doesn't invalidate something lameo.

>>4098108
so butthurt

>>4096987
It's that 3x3 of game cases that always gets me. What if he wants to play them? Does he open the frame to take them out or just has multiple copies to not have to? Also buying into that modern special edition shit where they throw in a cheap terrible looking toy to double if not triple the game's pricetag.

>>4097046
How can someone even get their Genesis so dirty? It just fucking sits there and occasionally gets touched when you turn it on or put in a new game yet these things look like they were buried at the beach.

>>4098991
Well I'll be damned

>>4099241
Just gotta live somewhere dusty mate

>>4099241
was probably left in the attic for years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOCfLN0bKcg

>>4099470
>Extreme NES Repairs
>doesn't repair an NES while wearing sunglasses and riding a skateboard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CdYDVlPhUw

>>4099470
The state that NES and games were in, man

That is some serious gore

>>4098991
>gif
>in 2017
you weren't kidding when you implied you were poor

>>4096751
THIN YOUR PAINTS REEEEEE

>>4097023
>>4097085
Eh, you can emulate some nintendo games with a modded xbox.

>>4099905
>faggy 2 minute stock intro
>faggy dance edm stock intro song
>15 year old faggy british gayboy
>just pictures he found off google images
>he doesnt know anything about the projects and just reacts to the pictures as if he never saw them
>cant pronounce basic english words right because he a faggot brit
>weak attempts at humor throughout the whole thing
>always over 10 minutes and 30 seconds so he can get ad revenue
>'remember to like and subscribe if youre a gamer'

>>4096751
I got scammed by one guy that said he would paint two of my PS3 controllers as a Famicom and NES controller each. He stopped responding to my emails and never heard from him either when I sent three letters written by hand. Fucker showed me tons of pictures of other mods he did which I found a few years later floating around google images. Too bad I lost access to that hotmail account it happened with.

who wanted gore?

>>4098553
>I can understand region locked systems

I was including PAL games there, man.

>>4100052
iphone really killed humanity senpai

weeew

>>4100110
>>4100071
>>4100052
Apple just keeps ruining everything. Apple was never good, by the way. Stop claiming they were good in the 70s and 80s.

>>4098079

>>4098096
Holy shit I just now looked it up that cutting CD's / DVD's at home is actually a thing. What the fuck.

>>4099470
Jesus fuck this faggot needs to edit.
No one needs to see you unscrew the console in real-time. Do a 10x speed on it. It's easy as fuck in most editors.

>>4097048
haha oh wow you wrote on it in a marker that you can just wipe off with some wet paper towel!!!

>>4097051
kill it

kill it with fire

>>4098113

It works if the cuts don't touch the data area. The rest is just physical size, if it fits it can be played, no matter if the edges are cut non- circular etc.

>>4096834
What do they gain from this?? It's destroying old consoles and it's ugly. If they're gonna mod it at least make it look nice.

>>4101219
>Nintendo DS
>PAL
what

>>4096987
There's so much wrong with this picture, what the fuck.

>>4099905
>>4100038
This video is the fucking worst, he has no god damn idea wht he's talking about.

>>4101230
Poeple don't actually understand what PAL is they just stick it on whatever they own because they bought it in Britain.

What doesn't kill us makes us stronger...

>>4101308

>>4096987
is this guy for real

>>4098096
>unbalanced as fuck
I can't unhear the screams of your drive's spindle bearing

>>4096751
This!
Why the fuck are people cannibalizing lots of precious C64's just to use the SID Chip in other devices like the SIDstation? Because of those cretins the best 8 bit soundchip is getting rarer. Is it just because of ....
>a e s t h e t i c
... of those 8-bit sounds, that those fucks are decimating otherwise perfectly fine working hardware?
And why the hell hasn't anybody already funded the production of new 100% compatible and accurate SID-Chips instead of those FPGA-powered clones by now?
What the fuck is wrong with people?

>>4098942
>Has Science Gone Too Far.tga

>>4097051
Holy fuck nuke this thing from orbit

>>4096997
Isn't this Japan after that massive tsunami?

>>4101435
Think so, yeah.

>>4101219
>tear off top of DS
>HEY GUYS CHECK OUT THIS NEW CUSTOM

>>4101349
kek I never noticed that. RF on an HDTV is /vr/ kryptonite

>>4101351

>>4096997

Hi-Leg Fantasy, with the Game Express System Card ;_;

>>4098061
>it's not even the light grey nes classics cart

I legitimately find this charming. It's a fun way of making the best of a bad situation, what with it probably not being found in great shape in the first place.

>>4101447
To be fair it most likely snapped in half by itself rendering the top screen useless.
Those DS lites were pretty damn flimsy.

>>4101536
Yeah, those Shape-CD's were all the rage back in the 90's and worked like a charm (of course I wouldn't use them in a slot-in drive). But I highly doubt, that this self-made cuts will work for a long time. Cutting around at the delicate data layer is a big no-no and shortening the readability for sure.

On a sidenote, many of earlier PS2 games, that were released on CD-ROM (the ones with the blue underside) instead of DVD-ROM run like shit on all of my PS2's. Those discs were uncomfortable loud and in the worst cases even caused extreme vibrations. Not only did the console vibrate audible and palpable, but sometimes the table too and you could even feel it at your feet through the floor... "Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings" (PS2) maybe was the worst case. With this fucking disc in the console I feared for the drive mechanics.

>>4097021
>>4097031

i always hated how my parents made me write my name on games when taking them to the local youth center.

thankfully the names were written in marker so it eventually wore off the only one it didn't wear off on was my copy of DBZ budokai

>>4096834
I'm kinda digging the rockman one though. They got the right blue at least.

>>4098943
>it's all madden games

aside from the ones that aren't madden i don't see the problem here. it's not like they have any value.

>>4096997
RadioActive Water damage. Yea. that's pretty fucking sad.

>>4101565
>>4101219
they also need to be slightly modified to even power on without the top screen connected

>>4101567
I wasn't talking about longevity, the guy I was answering was talking about spindle bearings getting stressed because of imbalance.

>>4096985
nice, dude. how much did you get it for?

>>4097085
I actually like the paint job on the controllers.

>>4097039

don't mind the other guy, keep posting, I'm liking it.

>that james bond with glasses and a beard

I love to imagine the story behind gore like these.

>>4097004

Yup, I know this feeling all too well.

>>4096763
Welcome to early 90s grunge aesthetics.

>>4096980
Street Fighter, you can make out E Honda and the capcom logo and some of sagat. Can't remember which version though.

>>4096751
Pretty well done mate

>>4098449
Or it's a gay little power play
I do not miss this

>>4102329
someone put it out of its misery

>>4097040
IMO the only thing wrong with this would be the type of paint used.

>>4096997
Was a very sad day that was posted. He had to shutdown over a flood.

>>4100071
that is beyond stupid

This thread is hilarious. All you fags concerned the world is running out of NES's are the biggest fear mongering retards i've ever seen. There are probably hundreds of thousands if not millions of NES's for sale right now, much less the massive amount being kept either on purpose or simply forgotten in a garage somewhere.

Maybe in another 35-50 years we will have to worry, but there i 0 issue for the foreseeable future

>>4101312

Of all the fuckin characters.. Superintendent Chalmers?
What the actual fuck?

>>4096989
would buy

>>4101312
>>4102769

And just like that, it hits me. "Super-Nintendo Chalmers."
And I realize the explanation is actually worse than it just being random.
Pic related.

>>4099940
>>4098996
hey I respect the attempt at OC rather than it being a .webm. Webm. isn't even that important in this case.

>>4098096
Friend of mine destroyed his PC CD drive when a disc shattered while in use. Just fyi.

>>4102809
>And I realize the explanation is actually worse than it just being random.
I think it's a grreat visual pun. Also, it looks salvageable should you desire to get rid of the paint, so it's not that bad.

>>4097051
What is this, a console for ants?

>>4101219
>"no charger included"
Yeah I bet not.

>>4102886
rubbing shit on your controller enhances the classic nes experience

>>4102764
>NES's
Irrelevant, asshat. If we aren't concerned with not mutilating these things now, the situation will be even worse in 30-50 years.

>>4101349
>>4101449
Why exactly is RF on an HDTV so bad?

>>4103124
Go jump in a fire.

>>4098991
WAT

>>4096997

I'm never able to recover from that. It's always as depressing to watch these images.

>>4098156
Yamatoku gives them a quick shower and puts them up

A friend of mine paints all his consoles and customises them with blue LEDs and lots of other wank but I keep my mouth shut because he sells me stuff like Zelda ALttP or Conker for $10 because he "already has it".

>>4099231
It actually looks like they might be drawers

>>4103124
RF looked shitty when it was a relevant option, and then when you're also putting it through the scaling that will happen the results will be very poor. This is how you go past the point where you're wasting your time and money using original hardware very quickly

>>4097051
Is that a roach egg in the lid?

>>4098756
This post wins.

>>4102809
>>4102769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av4lbel9aIo
So are you retarded or did you legitimately not know about this?

>>4099905
>835,126 views
fucking normies

>>4101678
answer me, faggot!

>>4097019
The guy who took that image said that the mud was polluted, and really hard to clean off. He saved a few things but dumped the rest.

>>4098991
This is actually brilliant.

>buy old game at used game store
>realize when I get home the old owner carved their name into the back with a fucking x-acto knife
>it's my name
>I never owned this game in my life

>>4104517

>>4105172

>>4101567
Dissection? On my /vr/? Mah nigga

>>4097085
>that pedo swirl

OC

advertised as working

>>4105195

>>4105197

>>4105614
sad

>>4105195
Just get a replacement motherboard for that.

>>4105614
>Silicon Graphics Challenge L
>1996 retail price
>$88,800US
>in today's money
>$138,510.46US

fug

>>4105689
none available

>>4098939

Doesn't trigger me. I like seeing Phoenix die the death it deserves. Once you figure out the 200,000 point trick, the game is stupid.

>>4105724
That's one expensive fridge

>>4105614
They were just redesigning it for their new nvidia card.

>>4097040
i did something like this except just using different colored shells

>>4106305
and the frontal w/ game

>>4103913
Rabid Simpsons fans do my head in
How do you even remember shit like this

>>4099673

i lol'd.

>>4100038

>that pic

Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>>4101050

>everything is "edgy"

Just stop.

>>4102329

nailpolish.jpg.gif

>>4102764

Is this bait? his smells like bait.

>>4102832

WebM is fucking GOOGcancer only added to 4chan because m00t was desperate to show Google how well he'd slob their knob if only they'd hire him.

That fucking job he immediately took up didn't appear out of thin air.

>>4102962

Ya. There's a reason Zoned-CAV writing strategies exist at higher optical write speeds.

>>4105195
>>4105197
>>4105201

This is why you don't buy shit off of Ebay.

>>4102329
You'd think paint thinner was a lost technology, from all the DIY painting you see

>>4106309
Ok I can't really be mad at that

>>4106331
fan or not, the simpsons, at least before season 15 have been always popular.

that line is THAT iconic, everyone knows it.

>>4101312
>>4096982
Would probably choose over stock consoles if the same price

All these games with damaged labels and/or schmutz smeared consoles don't really trigger me after having worked someplace that took trade-ins. The poorly "repurposed" stuff into ipod docks irritates me slightly but I guess one good thing about retro game inflation is minimizing of that business.

>>4097076
GB and GBA games emulate gr8 on the xbox hueg.

>>4097130
Fuck yeah, it looks delicious.
>>4097308
How do I degauss cake?

>>4098108
>>40 pictures of ripped stickers.
Pretty sure those are almost all Blockbuster second hand

Getting all those foil stickers off just rips the labels

>>4096973
> dat super Mario 64 cart

>>4096995
fatal fury. Also this would really make me lose my shit if this a Neo Geo cart.

>>4096997
> Neo Geo pad missing it's stick

>>4097002
>mfw I thought the black marker were actually holes

Rate my dreamcast memory card /vr/.

>>4109557
Perfect /vr/ memory card, all function, no collectible bullshit, i bet you store all you games in damp cardboard box outside as true /vr/ denizen, no that "small display" faggotry. Perfect 10 out of 10.

>>4109557
Housing delete, so hot right now.

>>4109557
I like all the fine dust around the LEDs, you can tell it was really really dirty even before the housing got busted. Can you still change pages?

>>4097002
I used to rent this game from Blockbuster. Anyway here's mine. I don't know why I did this.

>>4099905
>doesn't know the difference between a NES and a PS1

>>4109741
This doesnt bother me in any way. Anime stickers only make things better.

>>4097067
The idea is fine but the paintjob is awful. Just looking at it I can feel the d-pad sticking all the time.

I used to leave my gamecube games in the car as a kid and the sun would warp the plastic, and the only way they'd fit was if I used a plier to break off and bend the plastic. Is that gore?

>>4109973
*gameboy

Do undumped nes prototypes on a 16:9 HDTV count as gore?

>>4110208
How's that different from crystal palace?

>>4096891
Fuck Wizzrobes.
nuff said

>>4110225
Sadly I haven't played the released version, so I'm not sure.
Heres another one, Tengen Tetris pre-lawsuit still licenced by NOA

>>4110225
Sadly I haven't played the released version, so I'm not sure.
Heres another one, Tengen Tetris pre-lawsuit still licensed by NOA

>>4109741
https://youtu.be/yCtQR4AdeYg

Thank you for reminding me of this beautiful calming song.

>>4098437
i keep asking you to post a pic faggot. i dont believe you.

>>4101349
His upscalers are mounted on the wall behind the TV.

wew just found this gem

>>4110741
>/cyb/ + /sec
>desktop linux
>not posting large pics of the PS
wew yourself

>>4110743
happy?

>>4110743
Good god, why are you so butthurt over nothing?
How are these things affecting you?
Are they somehow bursting from your screen and strangling you?

>>4110778
>>4110752
Sorry, my comment was meant more tongue-in-cheek than it appears to be.

>Turning a coleco miniarcade toy into a proper bartop game arcade console.

https://youtu.be/PvK-b1HILBY

Is this gore?

>>4096982
Thin your fucking paints.

>>4096989
It still works perfectly.

>>4101536
>>4101567
I'm willing to bet those CDs are actually close to, if not perfectly, rotationally balanced.

>>4098991
How do you cut down your disc? How do you know when to stop? What errors if any do you encounter?

>>4111878
ahhH!

>>4114996
a. scissors
b. don't cross the filled space
c. none

I forget, does the DC make the/vr/ cutoff?

>>4115017
It's 18 years old. The DC is old enough to drink and vote in most countries.

>>4115017
>I forget
No you didn't, stop trying to stir up shit. Yes it's allowed.

>>4101410
well, for one, doing that would be illegal

>>4101089
Fuck you anon, I wanna see him do everything unedited

So apparently these two are gore? I had fun painting them.

N64 got water damaged though.

>>4115040
STOP PAINTING CONSOLES

>>4097051
This game called Ant Madness, only this time the game is REAL!

>>4115046
Why?

>>4115049
It's dumb and I hate it

>>4115049
>>4115051
oh and zelda paintjob stuff is just super cliche.

>>4096982
THIN

PAINT

>>4115040
N64 looks good, except for those spots on the bottom of the logo.

>>4114996
You just need to be careful to not fissure the disk, that's pretty much it.

>>4101683
The whole thing would actually look decent if it didn't have the Nintendo shit and swirls on it.

>>4115131
?

>>4115263
The idea is cool, but the tumblr artstyle ruins it

>>4096995
>>4096989
>>4096983
>>4096980
>>4096976
>>4096968
>>4096971


Countering these with some anti-gore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QJChsouvTI

>>4115263
>Tumblr art on console
Fucking why?

>>4115256
It's a meme from /tg/

>>4115561
I like the idea, since the char has this swirl on her hat

But the the tumblr art totally ruins it

>>4097014
Mega Man X

>>4097040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3p_VuPIS2c

>>4098991
Bullshit, you just have another GC off to the side

>>4115256
>>4115562
It's not just a meme, it's good advice.
Never apply paint directly to an artistic product.
Thin your fucking paints and do multiple layers if you want heavy coloration.

Direct paint applications result in thick layers of paint better suited to a house than an art project. Unless your art requires heavy texture to it.

If you apply paint via brush, thin it.
If you apply paint via knife, slather that thick shit on.

>>4106331
Because after that episode aired, every school superintendent got called Super Nintendo for a fucking decade.

How do you NOT remember this?

>>4105614
oh fuck that guy

>>4115263
wtf is this supposed to be tumblr remi from twohwo? They could have put Ulala on the lid at least that would be related to sega

>>4097051
why's the laser on upside down

Shoutout to "primere video" for fucking up my copy of Valis 3

>>4116901
Probably the same reason the ants didn't start crawling out long before he took the screws out and opened it up.

Shit's staged.

>>4116924
To be fair it looks like it was fucked up beforehand.

>>4116924
>Did you make sure to rewind that video game before we go to return it, son?

>>4101567
>>4101536

>>4110741
is that fuckign comic sans on the console itself?

>>4116964
>hating on comic sans
You need to go back.

>>>/tv/

>>4116976
Everyone hates comic sans.

>>4116979
No they don't they were just conditioned to hate through a terrible meme like the blind sheep they are. Now begone cretin.

>>4116981
Even if that were true, the meme is older than 4chan, let alone /tv/.

>>4116983
I don't fucking care memers need to fuck off back to /tv/ where they fucking belong now get the hell out of my board.

>>4101567
>that were released on CD-ROM (the ones with the blue underside)
Fuck, that was why they were blue?
I've owned a PS2 since 2001 and I've always wondered that

>>4116986
>my

>>4101230
Most people just think of it as shorthand for European, people still use it when talking about modern consoles today

>>4116981
I remember a 9 year old girl in school making fun of some faggot for choosing to write an essay in Comic Sans

>>4116964
>>4116979
>>4116983
>>4117020
>>4117057
Janitor stop with the bias and delete these posts as well you comic sans hating blind sheep.

>>4098096
>is this gore? they work
it is
I know this works (there's no reason it wouldn't, really), but I hate it.
and I've tried this before too before getting actual mini-dvds

all I can think of is the rotation making a disc with an unlucky stress seam fly apart, ruining everything
and then I'd be pissed if cutting the disc caused a crack that crossed into the data border and I had a game that mostly worked except when it read around there

>>4098150
it's DVD
not exactly DVD spec as defined by the DVD Forum, but it's close enough that it doesn't actually matter once you get past the copy protection

>>4101219
>top screen broke
>pull it off, claim it's custom
hilarious

>>4116924
>>4116943
Have that crap on a few of my carts, this one in particular is one of the worst. Back of the label says "Be a friend, rewind when you reach the end"

>>4116924
At least the only game of mine like that is dogshit

>>4105197
>>4105195
Dunk that board in some CLR. Should dissolve all that water damage in 5 minutes.

>>4116532
why? these things are totally useless.

>>4116637
It's Yuyuko.
What a disgusting art style.

>>4105614
this is making me way more mad than it should

>>4105614
Why is this making people mad? I dont get it

>>4117675
if youre into retro PCs this will trigger your autism hard
its really fucking rare and really fucking valuable
this guy is a cunt and deserves his own special place in hell

>>4117675
as>>4117679
said, anything from silicon graphics is both rare and valuable, this shit was used to make movie effects back in the day, and it was expensive, then this faggot takes one of their rarest, most expensive and sought after products and turns it into a fucking fridge
fuck that guy

>>4116637
It's yuyuko, who has a swirl just like the dreamcast swirl on her hat

>>4117289
>Back of the label says "Be a friend, rewind when you reach the end"
The ones on the front at least make sense to keep people from swapping boards.

>>4098389
Probably a severe case of bit rot. Sega cd games are prone to it. Make sure to store your games in the case in a dry room temperature area.

>>4119504
Fuck wrong picture

>>4119504
storing them differently will only prolong the inevitable. You have to back them up. This is why emulation is so important.

>>4105614

FFS, people. You don't even know if a working machine was gutted for this. And even if it was, it's a 1990's era computer that could probably be replaced by a raspberry pi.

>>4106196
underrated post

>>4096983
As long as it works.

>>4097049
>Tony wrote on it stating it's his cart
>someone else wrote "poop smells"
>presumably Tony appended "good" because the o's are perfectly round like in "Tony" but not like in "poop"
most jej

I like to believe the game was Tony's but he gave it to a friend, they wrote "poop smells" on it and Tony went over to their house one day and noticed it, amended this and the kid who he gave it to had to trade the game in because he didn't want people to think he liked Tony's poop.

It's the only reasonable explanation.

>>4098184
I want to give an N64 with plastic parts in every Nintendo color I can just for shits

>>4101410
>And why the hell hasn't anybody already funded the production of new 100% compatible and accurate SID-Chips instead of those FPGA-powered clones by now?
The original documents relating to the chip are long since lost, you should know that if you cherish the C64 so much. Also, some of the features of the chip were effects of the manufacturing process used at the time.

>>4105614
This might be an official promo thing actually, SGI had loads of that kinda stuff,

>>4119923
huh really? thats pretty funny

>>4120031

>>4120035
daaamn I would drink some silicon graphics covfefe

>>4120054
There's also a CD player in an Octane case called the rOctane, it's really hard to find any good pics of that though.

I missed the chance to buy some guy's Silicon Graphics collection for around €500 a couple of months ago, and I still feel like shit about it. SGI machines are not really that useful today since they're workstations, so there's no games to play on them like with Amiga for example, but they're really cool anyway.

Got some spicy local oc for you lads

>>4120440

>>4120442

>>4120440

Putty?

Why?

>>4120454
No clue. Its from craigslist and i assume its melted snes shell and not putty.

>>4097047
We call those region free super Famicom games.

I had a friend that used to cut regulsr dvds to gamecube size with a hot knife, then he got bored and opened the gamecube and played like that.

>>4120440
>>4120442
>>4120445
Not a bad idea, but actually seeing it makes me sad.

>>4120815
Fuck this fucker.

>>4119504
who is that

>>4121482
Das me mane

>>4106309
Ye not bad son.

rip rob

i cant imagine people actually buy these? as a decorative lamp they are ugly as fuck and have no thought put into them.

you have to appreciate the talent no craftsmanship of drilling holes in video games and impaling them on ikea lamps.

simply genius. this person definitely went to college.

>>4121595
If my kid did this, I'd disown him

>>4121613
are things like this done solely for the upvotes? they always seem to be horribly impractical versions of higher quality (and cheaper) things that you can buy in an actual store

>>4121613
>http://www.instructables.com/howto/nintendo+lifehacks/

>>4121621
yes epic internet wins

>>4121623
I mean...it might have been alright... maybe. Like if you had a N64 but the case was all fucked up but the insides were fine and you designed and built a clear plastic replacement case and put the guts in it