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4011858 No.4011858 [Reply] [Original]

how does japan view your country?

>> No.4011870

As a kid playing World Heroes I never put 2+2 together that Brocken was a Nazi.

>> No.4011875
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4011875

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1ftia7YrLU

>> No.4011895
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>>4011858
it doesn't

>> No.4011912
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4011912

We have a kickboxer who has an unusually large fanbase in Japan. That's about it.

>> No.4011928

As annoying but cheerful people who do the jobs they don't want to do.

In games? As everyone else does. As black people who like samba and soccer.

>> No.4011939

I'm struggling to think of many Japanese games that feature Australians, so who knows.

>> No.4011949 [DELETED] 
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>>4011928
SOPA

>> No.4011972

>>4011949
Why would anyone eat a animals head like that?

>> No.4011979

>>4011972
prob in there just to bring flavour

or maybe it's something like an almond in a porridge or a turkey wishbone. whoever gets the monkey head gets to make a wish or is lucky or something

>> No.4011990

>>4011949
Holy fuck. No wonder why people think we look like and behave like that.

>> No.4011995

>>4011858
>tips Schirmmützen

>> No.4012001 [DELETED] 
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>>4011858
Aligns pretty accurately with the general international perception.

>>4011939
My cousin is married to a pretty cool australian dude; he's not that talkative, but sure is cheerful, happy-go-lucky, and super into fruit; so Crash Bandicoot checks out

>> No.4012020

>>4011895
there was a game for the sega pico of all things
https://youtu.be/EABvC9ydz80

>> No.4012038
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4012038

I actually like how they think capoeira is some exotic fighting style and constantly portrays it in games

>>4011928
>tfw I like samba and soccer but it's too uncool to say that in 4chan

>> No.4012041
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4012041

'MURRICA

>> No.4012056

>>4012041
>'MURRICA! FAT YEAH!

>> No.4012112

>america is nothing but a land full of army men, wrestlers, native americans, urban black men, and hot women in bikini's who are all proud to be american.
>and all we eat are hot dogs and hamburgers.
i honestly wish they still saw us like that.

>> No.4012156

>>4012112
they told the red white n bluepill

>> No.4012279
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4012279

As we actually are. Proud and mighty native warriors.

Ok, you guys must found the name Golrio strange. Yeah, it doesn't sound like typically Brazilian names like Ramón González or Pancho DaCosta, but to explain Golrio name first I need to explain an ancient brazilian tradition, a rite of passage.

As we age into teens we need to pass a rite to finally become men (and women). For about 1 week in american days we eat only monkey flesh, usually cooked on a soup, but sometimes raw, to increase our monkeyness. We believe that we're actually eating the soul of the monkey, that's why we always eat the monkey's head.
After that we're submersed in feces for one whole day and finally we can fuck our first tranny, the tribe's sacred tranny. Now we need to choose our WARRIOR name for our adult life, and this name must be composed of something that we really like and the name of the city where we were born.

That's why Golrio is named Golrio, as he liked soccer and was born in the amazonian city of Rio de Janiero.
And that's why I'm known among my fellow tribesman as Raperio.

>>4011928
>>4012038
Are you guys from Peru? Venezuela?

>> No.4012347

>>4012279
are any of you funny

>> No.4012446

>>4012279
Monkey.

>> No.4012462

>>4011972
The cheeks are the most tender parts of meat on any animal (that has them)

Eyes, tongues and brains are also considered delicacies in many cultures across the world.

>> No.4012472

>Argentina
Tango
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJUQO8wkUUQ

>> No.4012485

Apart from Sasquatch in Darstalkers. I can't think of other Canadians

>> No.4012495

>>4012485
Snowboarding games have a bunch of canadians

>> No.4012526
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4012526

A fucking bullfighter from Barcelona. Because as much as I love the city, it seems it's the only city in Spain according to Japan.

>> No.4012534
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>>4012526
Honestly it is the best city in Spain.
Bullfights suck though. Fatal Fury also has Lawrence B.

>> No.4012542

>>4012534
They don't bullfight in Barcelona, they banned it.

>>4012526
>Spanish Ninjitsu

>> No.4012560

>>4012534
It was... gentrification is slowly turning it into a shitty tourist trap :(

Resident Evil 4 actually had scaringly appropriate portrait of deep rural Spain... in the 80s. Not the speech though (they spoke like freaking mexicans).

Still I think we fare better than fellow brazilians in this thread... wtf japan.

>> No.4012561

>>4011939

They sure do like boomerangs though.

>> No.4012774

I can't remember any games with argies

>> No.4012858
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>> No.4012896

>>4011875
More Indonesian stuff in Japanese retro vidya:
I think there was a chapter in Front Mission 3 where the party goes to Borneo. As far as I remember they portrayed it just as a generic shithole. Funny thing is everybody can speak English very fluently (even in the main cities many people couldn't translate a simple paragraph) and they definitely didn't use enough actual Indonesian names. There were some traditional names but in the end they put way too many western names so it kinda felt jarring.

>> No.4013240
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>>4012896
I think they kinda confuse Indonesia with Philippines regarding the names. They do have this guy, tho.

>> No.4013243
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>>4012041
Bob>Rufus

>> No.4013248

>>4012534
>>4012526
If id make a fighting game, ill make it a non bullfighter.

More of a flamenco wrestler.

>> No.4013265
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4013265

inb4notacountry

>> No.4013270

anthropomorphic cactus

>> No.4013274

>>4012858
fake

>> No.4013484

>>4012485
>Apart from Sasquatch in Darstalkers. I can't think of other Canadians

Yeah, we are basically screwed. At least my home province has a classic 70s anime set there.

Akage no Anne fighting game when?{/spoiler]

>> No.4013487

>>4013274
It's amazingly accurate, though.

>> No.4013498
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4013498

>>4012485
>>4013484
>Implying General Morden isn't the best Canadian video game character ever

C'mon, a dictator who originates from New Brunswick is fricken' funny,

>> No.4013508

Has there ever been a mexican character in a JP game? I can't come up with any.

>> No.4013529
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>>4011858
All about Prostitution Drug and Abuse in every games and animation.

>> No.4013536
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>>4013508

>> No.4013545
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4013545

Canada

>> No.4013548
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>>4013508
Plenty.
T. Hawk, King, Armor King, El Stingray, Tizoc, Ramon, Angel, Huitzil, and some obscure ones like Del Sol and this faggot right here.

>> No.4013560

>>4013545
>a fucking leaf

>> No.4013595
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4013595

>*WHOOSH*
>HEY OKAH
>RISAN TACKARUUUU
>*WHOOSH WHOOSH* *OOF*
>BURRRRRRR KNACKRUUUUU

I honestly can't go a day without screaming broken English at the top of my lungs and killing wealthy guys with my brother and some asian dude I found.

>> No.4013603

>>4013498
Neat, I did not know! Fitting that a Metal Slug villain comes from NB. About the only other good thing was Grand Prix Wrestling.

>> No.4013606

>>4013498
Holy fuck, I'm from New Brunswick too.

>> No.4013618
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>>4011858
I AM A REAL AMERICAN! FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN! I AM A REAL AMERICAN! FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT!
FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE!

>> No.4013645

>>4012112
But they still do.

>> No.4013653
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4013653

>jungles
>favelas
>monkeys in street
>beasts
>injuns

I think the only time I did not see Brazil being exposed in one of the above was in KOF 2001.

>> No.4013667

>>4011939
Big Bear

http://snk.wikia.com/wiki/Big_Bear

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>>4012561

>> No.4013772
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>> No.4013785

>>4013545
<3

>> No.4013793
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4013793

Capcom sees being a New Yohkah as a cityboy that likes to also wear clothes that can work in a rural setting. Pretty accurate actually. I also think Alex's NY accent in both SF3 and V are some of the best NY accents in a video game character.

>POWAH BOMB
>HYPAH BOMB
>AHM ALL WUHMD UP

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4013953

People in 1940s clothes and punk rockers. London is Jojo as fuck.

>> No.4015439

>>4011858
According to Superpunchout!

Not very highly...

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4015546

>>4013508
best character.
it's a shame that konami has went completely off it's rocker, a sunset riders/mystic warriors combo pack with online would be damn nice

>> No.4015869

>>4013529
>タイキック

>> No.4015905
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>>4015869

>> No.4015909
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>>4013508
Get your shit together vr

>> No.4015916
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4015916

Anything for Finland?

>> No.4015945

>>4011972
>what is image manipulation.

>> No.4016237
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>>4013498
>>4013545
>>4012485
>>4013484

You're all forgetting Maxima!

>> No.4016262
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>>4012485
Wolf from virtua fighter is a badass canadian

>> No.4016270
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>>4011858
Like this, apparently. It's not even the correct spelling.

>> No.4016292

>>4016270
Au secours!

>> No.4016309

>>4011939
Telleroboxer of all games has an australian boxer you face

>> No.4016317
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>>4011858
Bullfighters and sailors.

>> No.4016325

>>4013595
honestly, japs are pretty flattering to america. most of it is over the top stereotype stuff. it's the same with the "anime, samurai, ramen, sushi, kimono" shit we do to them.

it's really the older (and at this point dead) generation that had a problem with the west.

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>>4016270
there's also this faggot (Pierre i guess)

>> No.4016453

>>4016325

Deep down they all wanted to be Americans, like every other country in the world

>> No.4016458

>>4016453
>Deep down they all wanted to be Americans, like every other country in the world
Do you chubby fucks actually believe this?

>> No.4016472

Raphael from Soul Calibur II makes me think that Japan doesn't distinguishes France from Spain.

Half spaniard, Half gabacho reporting in, btw.

>> No.4016476

>>4016472

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wiHS0gnm1k

>> No.4016492

>>4016450
>"Pielle"

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>>4011895

>> No.4016512
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>>4016317
Not always, take a look at this aryan cutie.

>> No.4016545

>>4011858
Pedos (Raphael)
Narcissistic asassins (Claw)
Matador (In general)

Pretty bad if you ask me

>> No.4016546

>>4016512
"University student" kek

>> No.4016549
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>>4016545
>>4016317
>>4016512

>> No.4016591
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4016591

I've never ever in my life come across a Cambodian character. But hey, at least the backgrounds and dungeons are cool.

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>>4016591

>> No.4016626

>>4016472
They can't distinguish it from Germany too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ8ngWgP13Y

[repeats "palma de tigre" in monotonous tone]

>> No.4016635

I bet those nips can't even point out where is Chile on the map.

>> No.4016663

>>4013595

Nothing wrong with a nation of Terrys.

>> No.4016739

The closest i heard of Japs representing polynesian people is Mudman from World Heroes 2...........


I am never gotta get a polynesian hula dancer girl scantly clad

>> No.4017071
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>>4012279
Not a single Uruguayan in any game Japanese or Western, i kill for having a gaucho or a china in Tekken or some other shit.

>> No.4017121

>>4013653
It's accurate though.

>> No.4017143

>>4011858
Canada
they don't

>> No.4018214

Nicaragua is fairly unnotable.

>> No.4018296
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4018296

>>4012485
>Canada

>> No.4018317

>>4015916
I think one of the pilots from Aero Fighters/Sonic Wings was from Finland, but flew under a NATO flag.

Also, one of the winter games things, like WInter Heat's sequel, or whatever had a finnish character.

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I can't think of any representation of poland in Japanese media, some I went googling and got btfo
:(

>> No.4018504

>>4018320
>Turkey
>Europe

>> No.4018506
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>>4018320
I had a laugh at the Chinese one
>France
>So many black people

>> No.4018586

>>4012279
>BR and proud
People like you give our country a bad rep everywhere. Thank you, monkey.

>> No.4018990

>>4016591
Looks like the dude in the temple is smoking a bowl.

>> No.4019067

>>4018586

BARK! BARK!

>> No.4019087
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Outside of vidya we got the trap in Hetalia.

In japanese vidya we had that one stage in Tekken.

>> No.4019094

>>4018586
Our country is a unredeemable shithole, anon. Deal with it.

>> No.4019103

>>4019087
Operator in Rainbow Six

>> No.4019123

>>4019103
That's not Japanese, otherwise I would mention GROM in Medal of Honor.

>> No.4019128

>>4019123
My mistake

>> No.4019168
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>> No.4019172
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see you space cowgirl

>> No.4019176
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not from germany myself but their women are fascistic

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>>4019186

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>>4019189

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>>4019190

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>> No.4019205
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4019205

USA #1

>> No.4019206

>>4019191
is there porn in this game?

>> No.4019215
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>>4019206
there is nudes. not really porn tho.

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>>4019215

>> No.4019221
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>>4019217
everyone is white. except africa.

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>>4019221

>> No.4019232
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4019232

USA grade A milk

>> No.4019234

>>4013487
I don't pour maple syrup on everything.

>> No.4019606

>>4019234
Of course you don't, maple syrup costs good money and Canada is a third world country.

>> No.4019628

>>4019170
>be american
>get banged

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>mfw muh strong and independent country didn't exist in /vr/ times

>> No.4019920 [DELETED] 

>>4018320
>beautiful women, Ukraine

yeah, you haven't been to Ukraine my friend. I've been all over, and it's pretty much the same everywhere. There is no "beauty" imbalance anywhere in the world. People look like people. That's the kind of comment that gets written by a sex tourist, which is the saddest kind of human being around.

>> No.4019984

>>4012774
Ralph from kof isnt an argie?

>> No.4020018

>>4019984
Ralf's American.

>> No.4020176

>>4012041

This is actually accurate. They did a good job.

>> No.4020186

>>4018214
good let's keep it that way

>> No.4020202

>>4016591

Age of Empires 2 has a Khmer civilization. Does that count?

(I don't think the expansion that added this is retro though.)

>> No.4020235

>>4013618
>USA thinks he is Mr. Perfect
Montenegro needs the Hulkster

>> No.4020250

>>4018214
Actually.....check out Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker. A metal gear ray is actually sunk in the lake Nicaragua .

In black Ops 2 there is a mission in Nicaragua, but that game is american so it does not count.

I am going to find the metal gear ray though....just need some funds for scuba gear

>> No.4020253

>>4020186
Actually.....check out Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker. A metal gear ray is actually sunk in the lake Nicaragua .

In black Ops 2 there is a mission in Nicaragua, but that game is american so it does not count.

I am going to find the metal gear ray though....just need some funds for scuba gear

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I don't think Japan acknowledge us.

>> No.4020418

>>4020323
muslim usa?

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>>4011858

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>>4011858
Also, this.

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>>4011912
https://www.slavorum.org/japanese-reenact-the-yugoslav-civil-wars/
There are jap reenactors of the Chechen campaigns as well.

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>>4020323

>> No.4020538

>>4020427
>that one jap in the track suit

>> No.4020560

>>4018504
Turkey is both in Europe and Asia

>> No.4020569

>>4020560
Don't lie roach.

>> No.4020676

As sexy assassins with large breasts, or as mythical characters.

Close enough.

>> No.4020681

>>4019217
Well I guess this is the closest ill get.

>> No.4021154

>>4018296
Wasn't the Wii Punch-Out developed by a western studio?

>> No.4021357
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>> No.4021379

>>4021154
Canadian to be exact.

>> No.4021697
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>>4018320
I remember Poland being quite good team in Captain Tsubasa II game, you only play two more teams to beat the game if I am not mistaken.
>Orły Górskiego

>> No.4022287
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>>4011858
Only thing that springs to mind is this
https://youtu.be/f-eAhyMi54c


....and I guess we all know how Square Enix view IO Interactive, now :(

>> No.4022327

>>4017071
We have Ramon Victorino doing overhead kicks in Captain Tsubasa m8

>> No.4022461

>>4013536
Always bugged me, he's supposed to be a ''Mexican'' Character but looks exactly like a native American?

>> No.4022586

>>4012526
This is also true for Americans.
Like, I'm relatively informed on international things (like I know you pronounce it "Barthelona" like a sissy you fucking Iberian) but I can't honestly remember another city in Spain.

but I can't remember any cities in Portugal, so you're more of a real country than them, at least.

>> No.4022632

>>4021697
>Captain Tsubasa
Brazil is very good at this game. If I'm not wrong, it's the most strong team, along with Japan.

>> No.4022646

>>4018320
>England - Bad Food
>Scotland - Wants Independence
>Wales and Northern Ireland not even labelled
Spot on for the UK.

>> No.4022651

>>4019813
Serbia?

>> No.4022774

Anything about Perú?

Not retro, but besides some western games I know that the músic track of Mushroom Gorge from Mario Kart Wii is a direct homage to El Cóndor Pasa,
A famous Peruvian folk song.

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>>4022774
just as random as >>4020480

>> No.4023835

>>4013536

Isn't that a Native American that fled to Mexico or something?

>> No.4023854
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>>4011858
Black people and monsters
But that's every game
Tekken - forget his name black caipora fighter
Street Fighter - Blanka and Sean
Hell even Overwatch - Luçio

All black or monsters

I'm a bit tan but I'm not fucking black or a monster from the amazon jungle
Like fucking why?

>> No.4023860

>>4023854
>Eddie
>Sean
>monster
What?

>> No.4023875

>>4023860
I said black or a monster
Eddie and Sean are black
Brazil has more than just black people living there, there are white people too

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>>4023875

Holy shit, you're fucking delusional.

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>>4023875
SOPA DE SHIT

>> No.4023887
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>>4023882
>impying

>> No.4023891

>>4023887
>dat girly wrist bone

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>>4023891
Here's a real girly wrist bone

>> No.4023895

>>4023887
Do you even lift, bro? Or are you too poor to afford a gym subscription?

>> No.4023897

>>4023895
I mountain bike, that's usually it
But not black

>> No.4023898

>>4023897
Sure, half nigger is still better than full nigger.

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>>4023898
The Megaman X4 armband off shows how truly white I am

>> No.4023907

>>4023903
Gf for comparison

>> No.4023935

>waaah look at me, I'm whiiiiiiite
Pathetic.

>> No.4025928

>>4016453
My my, that is one thick bubble you live in.

You are pretty low on the "happiest countries in the world" list.
You are some ignorant people.

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>>4011858

>> No.4026182

>>4025928
Happiness is pretty gay, anyway.

>> No.4026205

>>4011858
America is repped all the time but I can't think of anyone in particular who would represent Florida.

Mickey Mouse maybe

>> No.4026209
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Yee haw
Let shoot some guys

Pretty accurate

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Loud
Big
A bit silly

Murica fuck yeah!

>> No.4026218

>>4012858
>not wearing an ushanka
>not wearing plaid
>no moose or polar bear pictured
>didn't say eh once
>didn't apologize
>not even shitposting on /pol/

i'll give this a 3/10 at best

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>>4013772
haha holy shit

>> No.4026385

>>4020202
>(I don't think the expansion that added this is retro though.)

I'd say it's probably a similar case in regards to modern Doom maps and ZDoom mods.

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4026386

>>4013508
>Spit in his eye!

>> No.4026421

>>4013508
Are you for reall nigga?
Name 1 fighting game without a mexican character

>> No.4026431

>>4026421
Guilty Gear.

>> No.4026592

>>4023854
Golrio is not black nor a monster.

>> No.4026596

>>4026592
He's a stupid native south american indian. Not very white either.

>> No.4026615

>>4011895
Isn't the 90's moomin cartoon made in Japan to begin with?

>> No.4026637

>>4022586
it's probably Franco's fault

People from Barcelona (Catalans) say Barcelona, people from Madrith (Castilians) say Barthelona

the lisping noble story isn't true, either

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>>4011858

>> No.4026701

I can't remember a single japanese game where my country is in. Which is pretty sad, considering I'm from the country that discovered Japan.

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>>4022774
Annet Myer from the Earnest Evans series

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>>4012041
>>4013243
I love fatass american characters

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These two games:

Stahlfeder:
Incredible easy Shmup. All hereos are germans and are flying planes inspirated by WW1. Lot's of silly misspelled german names and descriptions: Schwalbe, Klee, Grasmücke, Kranich, Blau stern, Weiß nacht, Schwarz Wind, Lippenstift etc.
Btw. all enemies are russian and even spelled cyrillic in the manual.

Einhänder:
Pretty much every single speech sample is german. Ships, levels, enemies etc. all use german words.

Somehow the japan developers seemed to be inspired by german culture.

>> No.4029447

>>4026672
Shame there's so little of her, also Maria of Sakura Taisen

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>>4011858
>MAMMA MIA

>> No.4030270

>>4022461
>>4023835
Mexico has native americans
>what are Yaquis

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>only Puerto Rican character in a Japanese game I know
>Can jump to rooftops from ground
>is moody and jittery

Well at least they got me right. Can't speak for all ricans though

>inb4 not retro
>inb4 not a country
>inb4 "pay debts!"

>> No.4031598

>>4011939

The Third World War.

but all playable countries are viewed the same.