/vr/ - Retro Games

>>4010172
>So I was the first player to drop the penguin off a cliff in Mario 64. Nobody else thought of it, until i posted it online one day and it exploded in popularity.
>I also was first to lock Butler in freezer in Tomb Raider II. Also shared it with the world.

>I was the first

No.

You were not.

>>4010172
I didn't have internet until 2000 and I did that shit in Mario 64. fuck atta here.

>>4010172
>i posted it online one day
On what, your Geocities site covered with animated flame gifs and repeating tiled background, with a visit counter of 12 (because you visited your own site 12 times)?

>>4010182
yes, I was. miyamoto even called me to congratulate me because he didnt know you could do this.

>>4010184
lol nobody believes you.

>>4010186
2real

>>4010172
BEHOLD ANONYMOUS
THE CREATOR OF MEMES

>>4010197

>>4010197

I gladly practice all the jumps of Mario with my bros, before it was discovered by everyone. Miyamoto called me a unknown genius.

>>4010172
I can totally relate to this post anon, I was the first person to use the internet, and now look at all the fucking copycats stealing my groove

I was the first to contemplate dropping the penguin off a cliff in Mario 64. Nobody thought of thinking about it until I thought about it one day and it exploded in popularity.

I discovered half A presses, and that pancake man ripped me off.

I was the first person to wait for a long block in tetris. People saw me doing it at the cafe and awed for days.

>>4010186

miss those days

>>4010182
>>4010184
The joke
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(you)

>>4010172

I was the first person to fuck your mom

>>4010172
I was the one who discovered missingno in pokémon.
I also discovered the glitch city and the mew glitch.
After that everyone in my school started copying me, and after that everyone took credit for my work. So I decided to post about it online so it would be settled, once and for all, that I'm the guy who did it first and now you all know about these glitches.

I discovered I was trans before it was cool

I was actually the first person to discover that the Nintendo 64 had video games, previously it was simply a Nintendo branded doorstop.

>>4010172

>I did what literally everyone instantly thought of doing once they discovered they could pick up the baby penguin

I was the first person to change the P into an F on Puck Man. The owner of my local arcade was the first person to change his machine into a Pac Man.

This older kid in high school, his fear of my abilities grew (already established years ago) when I told him I had all 120 stars.

>>4010470
Yeah I was beating it to dicky girls before 4chan existed.

>>4010172
yeah man, i feel you. I always beat metal man first in megaman 2. steve jobs gave me a fucking peabody award for it. now everybody's copying me.

>>4010172
>So I was the first player to drop the penguin off a cliff in Mario 64. Nobody else thought of it, until i posted it online one day and it exploded in popularity.
lolwut? I did this at like 11 years old before I even had an internet connection. nice troll tho m8.

>>4010172
Yeah!? Well my dad can beat up your dad AND he works at Nintendo. Checkmate, atheists.

>>4010172
I'm the first person in the thread to call you a faggot.

...and while im still here, I was the first person to masturbate to Natalia on the box of GoldenEye 64.

>>4010172
INTERNET WASN'T EVEN REAL BACK THEN.

>>4010927
BS you copied me

>>4010172
>Nintendo power had a contest for Chrono trigger. High score for the bike race. Take a picture of your score and send it in

>get a really good score. Picture is barely legible, and pre-potato, obviously

Bah, forget about it, someone probably beat me anyway
>months later. Results. I would have beat everyone.

Fffffuuuuuu

>>4011158
STOPS COPIES ME!

I invented running like sonic at recess time on the playground.

I was the first person to imagine myself performing music for my peers while listening to it with headphones. I told my doctor about it and they instantly sent in a report and edited the symptoms list for autism in the big book of doctors. it is now the #1 most common sign.

>>4010172
I pressed A .5 times

I was the first person to bring a bung cart to school. Shit was so cash until one of the niglets stole it.

>>4011349
I still hate that mother fucker in elementary school who got my gameboy taken by the teacher. and that nigglet that stole my pokemon cards. fuck them I hope they die

>>4011210

I invented pretending sonic was chasing my parents car when I was in the back seat.

Matt?

>>4011374
He used to run alongside the car, jumping off of fence posts and on telephone wires.

It's uncanny how common this is.

>>4011378
Matt is an asshole fuck that guy
>>4011374
I did that to but also bart simpson on a skateboard.

I was the first one to make a "my dad works at nintendo" joke.

I was the first person to discover the warp pipe.

I was the first kid to not have a Charmander at home in the garage

>>4010440
Jokes are funny. This is satire, satire isn't funny its just retarded, and is as stupid as the people you're trying to make fun of.

>>4010172
first gay marriage in EverQuest, between my transexual gnome Wizard and my buddies bi-curious half elf bard. We tied the knot at aviak island in timorous deep in june '00

I was the first person to make funny edits to pictures of my relatives and friends using the Game Boy Camera.

>>4010172
i was the first to create a pvp dismount tamer in Ultima Online utilizing a heavy crossbow for dismount and a reptalon for its parablow and horrendous damage. Took a year to make/buy/farm the perfect gear to make it work with the incredibly tight skillcap, but it was well worth it to make everyone mad about me killing them in three hits.

Dismount w heavy crossbow, (40ish dmg), Reptalon hits parablow (35ish), second hit from heavy and one more from Reptalon. Watch people cry when they cant move and die.

Yall UO players may hate me all u want now.

>>4011874
I was the first person to tell someone to be quiet.

>>4011925

>>4010172
I guarantee you everyone thought of dropping that little fucker off the cliff, you're not special.

I didn't get Mario 64 until a decade after its release, knew next to nothing about the game going in, and I still dropped him off a cliff first chance I got.

>>4010197
>yes, I was. miyamoto even called me to congratulate me because he didnt know you could do this.

>>4011370
I still hate the nigglet that stole my GBA, and took the battery pack out when it died (because he thought it took AA's), and stole the game in it.

Faggot said that I let him borrow it when the teacher and I confronted him, and the teacher let him off scot free.

>>4010279
only good post in.the thread

>>4010186
My feels hurt now

>>4012792
nope,

you thought of it because I let you know you could.

Take cheeseburgers. ingriedents have been around for thousands of year, and everyone says

>>yeah I would have thought of it on my own

but the fact of the mater is nobody did until recently. One genius thought of it, and normies like you can only comprehend it because the idea was given to you

Same with Newton's method. Normies like you,

>>lol I learned about it in calculus I could have thought of it

But you wouldnt have. Newton had to figure it out for you. Just like I figured out you could drop the penguin off the cliff.

>>4010172
cut through Icecap zone for the WR speedrun in Sonic 3

Genesis/Sega Mega Drive, WWF
I had discovered that Lex Luger could catch an opponent with another Z+C grab before he lands after Z+C -> Down+C and thus he can do an infinite combo. After that LexLuger / BamBamBigelow matchup become ~ 2-8

>>4010279
B-but ... Anon-kun. You cant just half press A button. Press A button or do not. There is no half press.