/vr/ - Retro Games

Anyone else think that Mike is really handsome? He's definitely the best dressed one on the channel.

>>3959863
>He's definitely the best dressed one on the channel.

I know you're just being a Mike poster, but this used to be true. He seems to have reverted to the tshirt club.

kek

>>3959872
gotta cover up that gut somehow

>WOFF will have a big announcement next episode

Please be the new Final Fantasy podcast

Not that it matters, but I cropped Hikikomori Media's banner. He's not really retro, but his banner really sums up things.

http://poal.me/e321a9

vote now

>>3959863
That's the gayest dress shirt I've ever seen in my life. I'm convinced he's just flaunting his gayness now just to fuck with everyone

>>3959852
>tfw this is the most active thread on /vr/

Really makes you think

>>3960063
That's not even true you meme-loving fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiJTIRRqkZk

James is now in the business of making fun of cuckolds.

I may finally drop him.

I don't know if anyone here watches Arino but a new subbed episode came out last week.

https://pastebin.com/u/GCCXGeneral

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4pKbrWITgk

What in the flying hell

>>3960161
Still not as weird as that Ninja Nanny game or whatever.

Does anyone else's eyes suffer from whiplash when they see a thumbnail for Boogie2988 in their feed?

Fuck, do I hate that guy.

>>3960115
James just admitted in a podcast this week that he had seen the new Ghostbusters movie all along, and that he was excited that it was an all-female cast. I'm not kidding

>>3959852
aaron stapish of retro liberty cheated on his wife. she made him delete it all.

>>3960203
What podcast? james has never done a podcast before

>>3960206
Retro Domination Podcast. He was a guest. 40 minutes into it, he admits to seeing Ghostbusters and that it was a decent summer blockbuster

>>3960220
he said it was average and watchable

>>3960206
he does all kinds of dumb shit that he never lets anybody know about

>>3960192
I dislike him strictly because he's a hypocrite.

>I'm trying to lose weight you guys!
>Take a slice of humble pie okay?
>K now here's Mtn Dew and a Booster Box opening

>>3960192
Thankfully he never shows up on my fucking YT.

>>3960228
>he said it was average and watchable
I thought it was even better than that (not fantastic or on the level of the original in terms of comedy, but slightly above average). Still wish it was just a new team in the same world, though.

>>3960240
yeah, if it was a distant sequel instead of a reboot I would have liked it a lot more.

The concept and theming of Ghostbusters is something that feels weird outside the 80's

>>3960203
He made an 8 minute video explaining WHY he wasn't gonna see it and encouraging others to put an end to reboots by not seeing them. What a turd. The irony is that he made that video just for shameless views and ad revenue..... not unlike how Ghostbusters played the gender card to do the same

>boogie
I genuinely want him to die.
His content is beyond cancer.

He pushes fat acceptance after numerous attempts to lose weight. He flaunts excuses and him being a drain on his medicare as some kind of interesting talking point.

His content is also 90% "news" and unboxing videos. Which is inherently cancer.

>>3960276
I don't watch him, but I really didn't think it was proper for him to give a speech at that video games award show last year where he talked about how games allowed him to do things he can't because he's so fat.

I felt as if it was in poor taste.

>>3960284
Boogie wouldn't know anything about poor taste.

The man eats everything.

>>3960276
>His content is beyond cancer.

how that lard doesnt have cancer in him already is beyond me

>>3960220
I bet his wife forced him to see it. Sad.

I thumbs down every single Censored Gaming and Did You Know Gaming video I see. You can't stop me.

>>3960395
kek. wouldnt doubt it.

>>3960396
i fucking hate dykg
>DUDE LET'S JUST REGURGITATE SHIT OFF TCRF AND UNSEEN64 AND HAVE E-CELEBS DO THE NARRATION LMAO

>>3959863
I just saw him button the top button on a polo shirt so no.

>>3960396
>>3960398
Yeah, those guys are complete fucking cancer who not only use the usual sources but also points out obvious shit you've have to be a total newbie to a series to not know about.

>>3960398
>almost everything in the persona vide is wrong

>>3960407
fucking christ thats even worse

>>3960396
I figured that Censored Gaming would be a pet channel for /v/ because it seems to use "censored" like how /v/ uses it (aka it was changed by the developers to get it into an uptight country = thr government and Sjws are burning that game's freedom of speech).

>>3960401
So, James's wife made him see Ghostbusters and Mike's mom still dresses him. Beta males. Can't be defended

>>3960414
I subbed to it before it was the nightmare it is now. I liked it when they were just East vs West to show comparisons. I hate their shilling of Play Asia every damn episode, and I even buy from them sometimes. And it goes without saying how they blow everything out of fucking proportion.

>>3959863
Why do Americans think wearing khakis and dress shirts equates to being well dressed?

>>3960426
It's not well dressed, it's business casual.

>>3960407
Oh, yeah. Thanks for reminding me.

YOU NIGGERS, 3D DOT HEROES WASN'T EVEN MADE BY ATLUS, THEY ONLY PUBLISHED IT IN THE U.S YOU WRONG MOTHERFUCKERS.

>>3960427
It isn't business casual either. Why are Americans so clueless when it comes to fashion.

>>3960426
Because when I go outside 99.9% of people are dressed in jeans, sandals, and a tank top.

>>3960432
So it just comes back to Americans dressing poorly.

>>3960436
Post your daily outfit then /fa/fag

>>3960428
i dont want to re-watch it to get myself annoyed even more than usual

>>3960438
Yeah, don't.

>>3960437
>not /fa/g

are you even trying dude?

>>3960437
Could you be any more of a defensive child?

>>3960445
No, it's late and I have to be awake in 4 hours.

>>3960446
Yes.

>he's at it again

in their latest james and mike vid

>>3960531
Cry some more, nerd.

>>3960531
Ah, it's real. I had a bit of doubt it wasn't but... I guess I should watch this while I'm here.

>>3960534
please die, Mike, you are not funny and you suck at video games

>>3960538
You really think I would waste my time posting here? Precious.

>>3960531
I've seen the picture. He is really big but no more than 9 inches at most. Why do guys always add an inch?

>>3960550
The real picture?

>>3959863
He's a good looking bro

>>3959863
>dressing up like a 12 year old boy

>>3960559
he looks like he goes on blues clues or something

>>3960559
FUCKING LMAO. THAT FUCKING ERASERHEAD HAIR TOO

>>3960559
what's up with the people at the top of the stairs there

>>3960594
It's the stairs from Elmo in Grouchland, it has a lot of tourists.

So JonTron hasn't made a video in 5 months. Any career he might of had looks to be in dramatic downfall

>>3960606
Too busy jackin' it to Mike's dick memes. Obviously.

Hey guys. My favorite YouTuber is Gaming Historian. He is so thoughtful and informs you on stuff you never knew about gaming.History contains the greatest stories ever told, and the video game industry has a ton of interesting ones..

Also he is almost at 2000! Let's get him to that goal!

https://www.patreon.com/gaminghistorian

>>3960642

>>3960636
Tfw mike cum tributes become a thing

>>3960642
pay for your fucking ads

>>3959872

>>3960606
Maybe he'll just stop altogether and we'll never hear from him again. Maybe he'll try to eke out some kind of career in acting, but be stuck in B-films at the best

maybe years and years from now in some future equivalent of Redletter Media they'll go over some shitty films and 20XX equivalent of Jay Bauman will go "hey did you guys know Timothy Brentwood used to have his own webshow?"

I hope not

RICK AND MORTY FANBOYS BTFO

>>3960689
who's jeft gerstman? is he retro?

>>3960693
A Giant Bomb guy. Was the dude involved with the Kaine & Lynch drama at GameSpot.

>>3960693
Giant Bomb guy. He was doing a lot of retro streams at his house but he hasn't put any out in a couple months.

>>3960531
what a queer. ever notice he only brags about his fake dick size to boys? there ain't nothin straight about mike matei. so fuckin creepy and gay

>>3960559
LOL who cuffs their khakis like that??

answer: little boys who get made fun of in grade school for being "feminine"

>>3960713
He's a gay stud with a big dong

>>3960421
I know it makes me sound like a tinfoil hat wearing crazyman, but I'm completely convinced that the whole DOA/Play Asia thing was a massive planned scam by Tecmo and Play Asia.

>rile Gamergaters by saying that you won't be releaseing and American version due to the climate of video games in thr states
>set aside some copies of the e glish Asian release you already did a print run of
>Play Asia buys a ton of those and claim that they'll be selling to "despite Tecmo's wishes" to Americans
>Tecmo gets extra money from not having to waste money printing and shipping new American versions of thr game AND drama bucks from people buying it purely to support "the cause"

>>3960531
I can't find the comment

I was curious to see the Tom Garrett account. Two times I've seen some weird fanboyish compliment on a bare letter account and neither seemed to have any history beyond the comment

>>3960736
Anon, I can back up anon's screenshot. I'm >>3960536

Swear to god it was there.

>>3960726
Or, Movie Bob, they're avoiding outrage by feminists/parents/Christians while still selling the game because bad publicity hurts the publisher.

>>3960689
wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDZGH-AYVEw

I found a cute /vg/ girl.

>>3960889
She seems like an ordinary not-crazy girl.

>>3960689
Based fuck Rick & morty fans can fuck off.

>>3960889
>tumblr hair
No thanks. She's not too annoying tho.

>>3960905
being ginger isn't tumblr m8. She's just died it a more vibrant shade of red which you have to do as a ginger to not look frumpy as fuck like pic related.

>>3960889
She just plays normie Nintendo shit. Once she starts playing isometric Spectrum platformers I'll watch.

>>3960401
Doing up the top button of your polo is very 'mod', you pleb.

>>3960939
If your wearing a nice fred perry polo with the short collars and it's the 90's again.

>someone with no real knowledge tries to talk /fa/

>>3960431
Why is the rest of the world so obsessed with America that they try to eke any victory they can to cover their insecurities about their failed home nation.

>>3960401
>>3960939
>>3960946

I think polo shirts look very classy, top button and all.

Stay tasteless, fags.

Does Sonic ruin lives?
https://youtu.be/vFOIauPQ5XI

>>3961007
sonic and it's link to autism is one of lifes great mysteries. People try to oversimply it to "bright colors and simple characters" but then why not power rangers or fucking kirby or something.

>>3961021
there are kirby autists

autists are drawn to childish, colorful and simple designs so nintendo games especially are like a bright light to the autistic moth

>>3961024
But nobody is as autistic about nintendo games as sega games. Check deviantart for Mario shit versus sonic shit.

>>3961007
>107 minutes
Whoah nigga, you don't expect anyone to actually watch that, do you?

>>3961027
It's more spread out between games for Nintendo. Sega really doesn't have much else other than Sonic to attract the autistic mind. Ristar etc isn't popular enough.

>>3960738
I'm more saying that publishers realize it's easy to con gamegaters because they'll buy games they wouldn't have before to stuck it to the SJW boogyman. Almost everyone I knew who bought the new DOA did it because they weren't going to be denied a game. Even though they hadn't played a DOA game since the original Xbox.

>>3960954
Because a raise in nationalism in other countries will mean that they'll hate every other country as being inferior, which also includes America. It's why I don't entirely understand why Americans support other countries going full nationalist; it just means that they'll get more bold about hating America and stop listening to us. Can't be a world leader if every country refuses to listen to your directions.

>>3961053
Which is more autistic?
>Some wreck of a nobody who draws like a kindergartener at the age of 30 and believes cartoons are real

or

>Thr people whose hobby it is to research, study, document, and check in on every single thing said wreck does, who also try to defend their actions and whole hour long lectures about it that they willingly post publicly on youtube

>>3961062
I'd also say that the "Nintendo is only for babies" also dissuaded Austin from being so obsessed with it; Sonic is "more mature" because SEGA always tried to play up the "more mature" angle, which autists are violently drawn to to prove they ARE mature.

>>3961157
Yes, mlp for example is extremely mature and that is why autists are drawn to it.

Mister metokur is doing a series on what went wrong with Channel Awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srp-pPmCjc8

>>3961150
that's like asking which was worse, communism or fascism

it really depends on under whose influence did you suffer most

>>3961161
Have you never heard how bronies drone on and on about how MLP changed their lives with its deep, meaningful, well thought-out messages about friendship? They take a dumb children's show and act like it's this amazing philosophical beacon in and age of callousness.

>>3961128
>I'm more saying that publishers realize it's easy to con gamegaters

That would be interesting if true, especially since one of GG's big things is conspiracy and manipulation so it's weird when you think of those groups being puppeted by businesses

>>3961174
Let me put it this way; which is worse:

>one autists everyone would have forgotten about by now

or

>1000s of autists who spend their free time obsessing over him

>>3961194
so I was right

just like fascism and communism

>>3961053
God no. I ended up watching the whole thing while playing Lunar 2 though and thought it was pretty damn funny. This Ben guy seems like a likable oldfag.

>>3961163
this guy is so bland
How can I even listen to this

>>3959863
I'm glad people are starting to realize what a literal fag mike matei is

>>3961264
yeah, unfortunately now that everyone's aware, huge chunks of conversation on these threads are going to be wanking off each other over how much we hate Mike

I regret ever bringing it up.

>>3961271
At least it isn't a thread completely dedicated to why Ian should have had stomach cancer and that its morally right to steal physical copies of a certain NES guidebook because Pat has a different political opinion than you.

>>3961292
I sigh loudly but agree completely

>>3961163
His more vocal stuff like /x/ files and his police training videos are much more entertaining.

When he's playing it straight and to the point he becomes very bland and detached. He opened up with Doug Walker, he didn't even give details as to what he was before talking for 14 minutes. You had to piece it all together.

So Retronauts hired a trans person, Kim Justice (? is this a name I should know?) as the first new staffer on their expanded website.

I don't know, it wouldn't bother me if they didn't put that as something they were looking for in the job app guidelines. It kinda disappoints me because I look up to these guys as people trying to record the history of games before they are lost. Except they're so cucky about things. I think Parish is cool most of the time but Mackey can be annoying as hell.

I guess this mtf fit their other needs too though (someone who knows old European computer games, etc). I just can't shake off the feeling the thing they cared about most was that this person was a trans-female.

I don't know.

>>3961347
Kim Justice does stuff on British gaming, so I can get why they'd pick her up. I watched her series on the fall of Peter Molyneux and it was good

>>3961347
Retronauts died for me when Ray left. Mackey is fucking insufferable and he and Parish lack a breadth of experience in retro games to cover them adequately on a show of that size.

Inb4 another Mario, Pokemon, Metroid, or Zelda episode; kids!

>>3961363
Also, Chris Kohler never coming around anymore really sucks.

Fuck Mackey and Parrish. Fuck them up their stupid asses. They're fucking clown shoes.

>>3961271
I don't think anyone really cares that he's gay. He's hated for his humor being cringe and for just being a backstabbing dickbag in general. And for shitposting in here all the time. And for being a pathological liar

>>3961264
Mike not coming out of the closet is the equivalent of James not shaving his head

>>3961370
I wish Chris Kohler was just in more things

His personality and voice keeps me warm among these cold winter nights

>>3961359
All right. Yeah, I know they wanted someone who specialized in British gaming, so I guess the tranny thing was just a diversity bonus for them.

>>3961363
Wait, Ray left?

When did that happen.

>>3961347
It's a two part thing; they need someone who has experience with old EuroComp games AND would like someone who basically doesn't have the relative same perspective on games that they would. Kinda like who the Escape Pod SF magazine wants stories more stories from people who aren't white male Americans because that's who basically wrote most published American SF and they'd like to see what kind of stories that say, a Filipino or Romanian woman might write.

It's only really a problem if its what most anti-trans bogeymen claim of them hiring her literally to have a pet transwoman on-board to show that they're "hip and with it".

>>3961390
His last episode as a regular host was on Game Center CX. He makes a guest appearance once or twice a year, I guess.

>>3961163
This... is going to be a series to watch.

>>3961163
Yeah his vocal delivery might be sort of empty but he seems to have some genuine and well-crafted insights so I liked this and look forward to the next ones.

>>3960531
Pretty sure this is fake because I've seen this picture posted in the past.

>>3961021
Sonic has limitless potential for donut steels. Pick any animal you want and customize it in that style until your heart's content. With Power Rangers there's only a handful of "correct" uniforms and possible color combinations.

>>3961523
why not pokemon then, those are actually good games too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEewhdazuOI

Mike "I succ your gay balls dry" Matei is streaming again

>>3961596
I don't care

>>3961347
That's the best case scenario, actually. Kim Justice is pretty respectable with covering a lot of boring crap I don't care about but also happens to be a tranny.

Not that I care for retronauts, but still.

>>3961596
watched for 10 seconds. his gay voice is too much for me to stand. is it me or is it more obvious lately?

>>3961523
>Sonic has limitless potential for donut steels
That's because every official Sonic character's design is "take Sonic/Tails body, remove the spines/tail, replace it with something to make it be like the animal you want". Mighty and Ray are literally Sonic with a shell and Tails with round ears and one tail.


>With Power Rangers there's only a handful of "correct" uniforms and possible color combinations
There's 41 Ranger teams, though. They've even made jokes of people in the show spurging out and making a donut steel ranger suit and the real rangers having to save said sperg's ass when the monsters nearly kill them. Hell, the 40th team's costumes were literally just morphsuits with an animal screenprinted on the chest.

Have you shilled your channel here before?

Post them with a summery

>>3961623
>We live in a world where ToQger wasn't the worst suit design ever

>>3961431
Didn't Ray say he had kind of lost interest in Game Center CX?

>>3961623
>There's 41 Ranger teams

Jesus. Is this show ever going to get retired? What story is left to tell?

>>3961636
a monster getting punched

>>3961625
yeah I wear a wig and a wacky costume and do CRAZY interviews at conventions

>>3961636
I'd kinda say that it won't be in our lifetimes, but Kamen Rider died a couple of times, so never say never.
It's been kinda doing poorly the last few years. They've done dinosaurs and ninjas 3 times now at least. I wouldn't be surprised if Sentai started actually reusing some of Power Ranger's plotlines eventually.

>>3961625
>>3961649
samefag...

>>3961662
I enjoyed Kamen Rider back when /krg/ was in the 200's and moved at a snail's pace. Post-Gaim was pretty shit.

I'd have been more inclined to watch if the designs or the writing got interesting, but it's just outright marketed towards children on every front. Even Amazons didn't appeal to me.

I just want Karate Bugmen or Tatakae Wars damn it.

>>3961743
/wsg/'s toku thread literally fell apart when someone said that the costume design kept them from watching the show and everyone else started screaming bloody murder.

Guys what the fuck happened to Dave aka Retro Game Dave or Dave from CGR 1. He's been making those shitty reaction videos. He had potential to comeback, why did he fuck up this bad?

https://youtu.be/ZvFc6BAy_XQ
Am i right in ignoring this series as a bunch of fake wikipedia trash and lies?

It is Parish after all.

>>3961347
that seems interesting enough. I might pay attention to retroanuts if they do more European retro stuff. I'm desperate for retro podcast stuff- gave Watch out For Fireballs a listen but didnt like their format

>>3961781
I thought it'd be at least good background noise but the guy can get pretty obnoxious.

>>3961347
This is cool news for me as a fan of her work. I'll have to check out Retronauts again.

Check out her YouTube channel, especially her documentaries like the one on Peter Molyneux. Kim Justice has been covering retro games and doing detailed mini-documentaries for years now. She's also got a knack for covering old PCs and obscure euro shit that no one outside of Europe has ever heard of. The in-depth coverage of obscure shit is what makes her interesting. She doesn't really talk about gender or politics so I had no idea she was trans until recently. Definitely not a diversity hire.

The only bad thing I can say about her is that she has a really strong lisp, but you get used to it.

>>3961798
So it is all fake new and lies then. I'll be reporting the channel soon.

>gb just hired 2 retards
Well I guess I should be growing out of e-celebs anyway.

>>3961962
They always hire retards. Remember klepek?

>>3962131
Yes, and I remember Austin "guys im totally black" Walker. Dan and Jason were good hires though.

>>3960327
He is more Ham than Man

>>3961897
>reporting the channel soon
You're joking, right?

>>3962314
I hope not. I'll report him too if it helps get rid of these scummy know nothing cucks.

>>3961798
LISTEN TO ME, I KNOW WHAT THE GAME DESIGNER'S TRUE INTENTIONS WERE BEHIND THEIR GAMES!

At least, as long as we're talking about Metroid.

Is Game Center DX any good?

>>3962442
Meh.

>>3960726
I don't think Tecmo is smart enough, but I wouldn't put it past those chinks to try and jew up sales

>>3962167
Nothing about his skin color but I had trouble differentiating Austin's voice from the others. Unless it was a hot take on how South Park is shit for edgelord teens, I wouldn't know who he was

>>3960912
Do you not know that bleach exists or something?

>>3961798
Jeremy Parish is one of the most inoffensive guys around

>>3961024
Kirby is literally a circle, by your logic he should be autism king, not Sonic.

>>3961163
i didn't get much from this video

>>3962501
Not when he's trying to make Otokojuku out to be some kind of deep philosophical commentary on japanese and american society.

Noah Gervais Caldwell gots a new video but it's on the Mass Effect games, not /vr/

>>3962513
ONE fucking episode with an american and he thinks "oh it's about this and that". What a retard.

>>3962523
One more cap from the series.

>>3961292
>steal physical copies of a certain NES guidebook

i downloaded that and still didnt read it
or maybe even open the file

>>3961347
lol that fucking name

>>3961765
After he bashed FF15 he got a lot of death threats and had to deal with the FBI

>GameAttack is no longer owned by RoosterTeeth
The creation of this channel is making more sense now.

I know Anna isn't traditionally attractive but something about her makes me love her, idk. Maybe it's her love for the Saturn.

Does anybody still watch this guy?

>>3962672
Interest in the Saturn goes a long way for me, but those videos do nothing for me, personally.

I guess I wouldn't understand because I have long moved past mindless collectarding.

>>3962674
I do, but nothing /vr/ related. And it's not a watch in good faith either. I'll agree with some things but roll my eyes at others

>>3962672
To give her credit nobody is uglier that MetalDumbas. I guess thats not really a complement. She would probably look a lot better if she had normal hair and not shitty emo hot topic hair.

You're all a bunch of jealous cocksuckers with voyeuristic tendencies, go get your brain treated you nerds. - Mike

>>3962860
Sure thing, Mike.

https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/2p3xej/why_do_people_keep_saying_motherfucker_mike_matei/

>>3962442
It's just like the GCCX Nintendo Channel episodes except with Arino's partner. Hamaguchi screws around on a short challenge for a little while to promote Nintendo games.

>>3962442
>>3962906
Yeah it really is part of the same show. The guide list in the pastebin calls it an alternate branding and files it right underneath the other Nintendo Channel things.
>>3960156

>>3962531
No, that's a whole 'nother kettle of fish; people in the giant two week long Pat & Ian thread from about a month or so ago were basically saying that they'd be willing to just straight up steal the book if it meant keeping him from getting money for it. The hate for Pat and Ian is strong and I literally don't know why.

>>3963083
I know a few people who have interacted with Pat on a similar level as him and I keep hearing he's a chronic backtabber. Sucks up to you if you seem bigger, backstab the moment he feels he's surpassed you. Though his perspective on size and influence is often not in sync with reality.

Pat's also the type of person to post screenshots of him holding up games others can't get their hands on due to availability to feel good about himself repeatedly because he's not a cunt at all!

>>3963092
He def got too big for his britches. He used to be cool. That was a long time ago.

>>3963092
But anon, showing off is the exact reason why people get into collecting. Don't act like it isn't!

I spoke to Pat IRL and he told me that it's every man's dream to eat other men alive and anyone who denies this is a naive fool, so yeah I can see where you're all coming from

threadly reminder pushing up roses is a tranny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAkoY8KIY3Y

>>3963097
>too big for his britches
He must be wearing an XXS

>>3963328
Literally who?

>>3963351
Spoony's next big thing.

>>3963328
what about it

>>3963328
People who dress like that look like they smell bad and purple lipstick always makes your teeth look yellow.

>>3963328
evidence?

>>3962852
And also some toothpaste.

>Mike asking if James likes "dark chocolate"

He knows

>>3963328
i've never heard of this person before so I will watch a few videos

Pat doesn't even care that he doesn't have stadium events. Doesn't even want it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoHmBn6su4U

Holy shit pat's internal rage in this video

>>3963878
Is pat a manlet?

>>3963903
yes he's about 5'5

>>3963915
When will he learn?

>>3963903
It makes so much more sense why guys like Alphaomegasin and Pat the NES punk are such fuccbois when you learn how tall they are.

Manlets... when will they learn.

>>3963924
I'm familiar with Pat but what's alphawhatever ever done?

you know in a negative sense

I think I saw him as a guest on cinemassacre once and on brody but I don't fully get it I don't think

>>3963931
he's an angsty annoying faggot that says fuck every 2nd word, and he's a middle age man stuck in his 14 year old metalfag stage.

>>3960559
B R O W N B R I C K S

>>3963952
>annoying faggot
>manchild
I see your point but I don't think I have much right pulling the mote in his eye

>>3963952
You should see him when he's with AVGN, he's cool then, don't hateh im just because he's always edgy and angry on his own channel

>>3964006
I have seen him with AVGN. He's an annoying tryhard.

>Don't hate him just because of how he acts and presents himself!

>>3964009
>I have seen him with AVGN. He's an annoying tryhard.
This could mean Mike Matei also. So much of the retrogaming youtube community is fucking pathetic to look at. Grown ass men in TMNT tshirts their moms bought them at Target. Haircuts that are completely out of touch with reality. In the case of the aforementioned Mineycrafta, he's not even friendly, funny, or remotely entertaining. We should all be ashamed that these are the losers who are supposed to entertain us

>>3964152
I just never got into the whole "retro gamer" thing. I like retro games and talking about them but I don't care for retro gaming as an image. It's why I care more for WOFF then watching some of the people that get mentioned here.

>>3964152
Mike seems to have some serious issues. We're going on almost a half a year of pure hatred toward the guy and I doubt he says to himself, "What am I doing wrong?" Based on his constant shitposting here and his handling of Reddit and YouTube, he's in denial. I think he's just an asshole who took power from James and has no intention of letting it go, and we're watching him unravel in real time

Popcorn's ready......

Y'all just jealous of me, my cute gf and my 12 inch cock. Suck my dick. - Mike

>>3963083
Pat is a loud hypocrite, like most of YT people are.

Isn't there that one game he spazzes out over not owning if people bring it up? I forget the name.

>>3963328
I'm not watching it, but from the thumbnail they have a very unfortunate appearance.

Does this thread only go for the ecelebs that are retro game reviewers, or all ecelebs? If the latter, why is this gen here?

>>3963878
>somehow looks even worse with facial hair

>>3964639
It shouldn't even be said, anon. Check which board you're on.

you need a life commenting on all these bc you dont like pat yet here you are you have a weird attachment issues i think

>>3964256
>WOFF
>World of Final Fantasy
??????

>>3964693
the podcast WOFF

>>3959852
Miles?

>>3964708
>>3959889

>>3963903
What is the cutoff for Manlet status?

>>3964763
>>3963878

>>3963594

watch the video retard

8bitBrody looks like Pat is trying to steal your meme game double dribble.

Fuck Mike, he's a insufferable cubit! I won't watch any of his live streams. I won't watch any Cinemassacre video unless James or Bootsy is in it.

>>3964762
5,11.

5,10 is king of manlet status.

>>3964836
*an insufferable cunt

>>3964762
6'6". If you're any less than that you better just stay in your basement full time.

lol

>>3964836
RIP Bootsy

>>3964950
You fags sure love me.

>>3964801
What did he do? He better fucking not.

>>3964983
The face of untreated mental illness

>>3965238
The face of a successful GOD of aesthetics with a 12 inch cock.

>>3964994
He made a video about it and interviewed a bunch of nobodies. We all know Brody is the authority on Double D.

>>3965243
>only 12 inches
That barely punctures the cervix. You want at least 13 inch or you are not even a man.

>>3965245
Did you know? 8BitBrody has never actually played Double Dribble.

>>3965256
Shut up Pat you LOSER

>>3965273
did Pat draw these? Does he have a deviantart account?

>>3965275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqC0HYR2PJI

>>3965281
eceleb skits are so fucking cringey.

>>3965289

>>3965305
whats wrong with his skin

>>3965308
hes just starting to yellow a bit

>>3965243
You tell 'em, Mike!!!

>no one ITT watches based teddy rubskin

>>3965308
He's Filipino or Mexican or Arab or some kind of chink or something.

>>3965349
he's disgusting looking whatever he is

Who is the worst?

Mike
Ryan
Pat
Doug

>>3965379
Mike for sure.

>>3965343
>you dont like pat yet here you are you have a weird attachment issues i think

That's a pretty shit Andrew Dice Clay impression.

>>3965379
For games? Doug.

>>3959863
No Mike, you being well dressed is not a mim.

>>3963931
AOS is one of those fags who puts up a big front but refuses to accept debate or challenges. It's a shame because I think deep down, behind the virtual curtain, he might be an alright guy.

>>3960228
>he does all kinds of dumb shit that he never lets anybody know about

Start telling.

>Imb4 fuck off Mike I don't want to hear your bullshit.

>>3965409
If he ever got "exposed" he'd just hide behind the typical "my youtube channel is just a persona"

>>3965412
You've got it backwards. Mike shitposts negative shit about James, Ryan, and Bootsy. He doesn't defend James in here

>>3960531
Mike, the only big thing in you is the cancer that yet doesn't kills you.

Plz Mike, fuck off. Start your own channel. Commit sudoku. Become a tranny, but fuck off.

>>3961378
But we have already seen his tranny gf.

Why is he so perfect?

>>3965243
Mike, this has come to far. I've been watching in silence as you brag about your "new life", but just remember that there's a lot of people who still remember the kid who shat his pants.

Mike shitposts endlessly here just to stir up you fags' interest in his sextape once Cinemassacre dries up.

>>3965446
This is beyond sad Mike. Please, buy a mirror.

>>3965452
Who's the other dude in the tape?

>>3965475
he

>>3965409
He is decent

Listen to the Lords of Thunder podcast him and Happy Console Gamer used to do. I don't like his videos but that podcast was bro tier.

>>3965483
Nothing about his "girlfriends" appearance is consistent.

>>3965483
I bet there is 10 inches hiding in there

>>3965490
You have to look inside them pants

>>3965379
Doug, as in Walker? Fuck him, he's insufferable. At least I can watch Mike without wanting to vomit. Though Mike's no prize either, but just in comparison I'd rather put up with him.

I don't mind Pat though I only watched his old game reviews. I heard he's become quite the obnoxious SJW in his podcasts.

>>3965451
Childhood friend? Go on.....

>>3965451
10 inches of turd.

Everything becomes clear.

Elmo review was kino

>>3965501
>Doug, as in Walker

His dislexia makes me laugh. Hate to see that he drank the kool-aid.

You all wish you were me.

>>3965509
No

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewp66sScqK0

>>3965512

>>3965501
Ian is the bigger sjw. All the micro aggressions really give him a tummy ache when he smokes weed

>>3965513
Come on, admit this video was funny.
>MINEY CRAFTA
>BROWN BRICKS

>>3965532
Yes mike, but not in the way you expected.

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>3965540
Those fuckin ET girly fingers.

>>3965532
I could understand how one could find brown bricks funny - namely if you were five years old, but I fail to detect even an inkling of humor in miney crafta. If there's a joke in there somewhere, I need it explained.

>>3965485
That's why I'm saying I think once he puts the persona aside, he might be alright. I only initially listened for Johnny, but Bill was very chill on the podcast as well.

>>3965548
The joke might be too complex for low iq monkeys such as you.

Obviously all these posters are not Mike. What does someone get out of pretending to be him? Is it some sick distorted power fantasy? Masochism? It can't be just for a few quick giggles.

>>3965557
No, I'm Mike Matei.

You can tell from my 10 inch Johnson.

>>3965557
Just paying respect to the god of aesthetics

It's too bad there is no "the very best of Mike" jokes compilation video with clips of his best stuff about whores, fucking and poopies.
Mike is a really funny guy and he should try stand-up. He would be HI-larious.

>>3965556
>hahaha shit!

You sure have patrician taste.

>>3965572
I'm sure cringe compilations exist.

>>3965583
MINEY CRAFTA rhymes like poetry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLoqsann1tc

>>3965602
My balls just crawled up my belly, thanks.

>>3965245
Link? I know for a fact Pat knows me. He's told me he doesn't like me to my face, haha.
>>3965270
Sorry to break it to you, homie, but >>3965256 is right. I've never played it. It started because Bryan, of Video Trader fame, always would slip copies into bags and boxes of games me and my reseller scum friends would get from him at his warehouse. He easily has 500 copies of that game.

>>3965586
Outside of his 2 really, really bad solo attempts at super funny reviews and a couple of one-offs where he is mentioned and discussed for a moment (those Game Grumps fags) there really doesn't seem to be any.
Mike really deserves one. He's just so funny.

BROWN BRICKS WITH MINE CRAP

Old Mike was mad with power. He'd just made big on the YouTube scene and decided to indulge his vices a little. He rang up James and asked if he wanted to hang out and grab beer. James declined his offer, Mike was hurt. A rage that had been festering inside his wretched gut for longer than Cinemassacre had been producing weirdly autistic videos. Mike had always felt like a loser, ever since his father first tried to play a game of catch with him and dear old pappy realised that like so many of the Mattei family, his own flesh and blood was going to be a no life cybernautical crud for brains.

Good old Mike got on Craigslist, as he had on so many of those cold, lonely December nights. He searched high and low for a moist hole to excrete his rotten genes into. Just when hope seemed lost he found one, "Wendy" ten blocks away. Mike polished off a bottle of Jack and hopped on his Razor Scooter in search of the illustrious Beast with Two Backs.

The boy was numb. Years of playing second fiddle to a fellow lunch room wanderer such as Mr. Rolfe had made his feelings of inadequacy ferment into bubbles of pus filled resentment. Surely he could prove his worth to a depth grovelling vaginal advertiser such as Wendy. He reached the apartment block where his supposed first sexual experience would take place.

>>3965616
CONT.
Mike slowly worked his way up the stairs to apartment 32C. He reached an old wooden door, numbers rusted & hanging by a single flimsy screw. Mike felt reassured that this was not the homestead of a woman who made competent decisions. Mike knocked on the door with his shamefully hairy yet still somehow embarrassingly slender and feminine knuckles. A few seconds later he was greeted by a very average blonde women in her mid 30's. Her snout protruded from her face in rodent like manner. "Hello" her nasally voice lingered in the air like the foul stench that Mike's grandfather had excreted just hours before he passed on. Mike had a false sense of confidence as he looked down at her brittle, malleable form.

He pushed past her in a manner most homosexual. She shut the door daintily so as to not wake the peculiar Asian family that lived three doors down. She began to undress and as Mike gazed upon her eleven year old pepperoni boy nipples he became even more aroused than that time he and James mashed phallic tips in college. Mikes lust knew no bounds. As he began to unclasp his dungarees Wendy giggled at his meek bumbling characteristics. Mike became angry. He charged towards Wendy. She quickly produced a kitchen knife and stuck it in his forearm. Mike pulled out the clean, steel blade and inserted it into her dangling, putrid vaginal flaps. He slowly raised the utensil up through her weak, innocent body. Mike began to feast on her viscera, giving in to his animalistic urges. A wet patch began to form in the crotch of his dungarees as he tasted her stomach acid in the back of her throat. He felt shame at this unwanted urination.

"nyeeeeeeeeeeh, MINEY CRAFTA!" ~ Mike's nerdy voice impression

>>3965619
CONT

Upon closer inspection Mike realised that his dungarees weren't in fact soaked in pathetic boy urine but rather manly premature ejaculate. Mike felt more pride than that time he made a video about Easter Eggs and hidden stuff in the Ocarina of Time. He returned home with a sense of wonder and excitement. As he returned to his dusty, semen covered futon he turned on his tube TV. Mike was greeted by the familiar sound of Inspector Gadget and the rest, as they say, is Cinemassacre history.

>>3962672

Which one is Anna?

tbqh Mike is pathetic enough you don't even need to make up stories about him. His behavior in his videos speaks for itself.

>>3965550
Fucking sucks that they ended it. That podcast was great for old grindhousey movies and old anime

I wish Johnny was my older brother ;_;

>>3962672

>>3965605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tga5sQVCHq0
Oh well dont bother playing then. Its just another dumb sports game. Not nearly as good as NBA Jam.

>>3965676
Hey it's that guy that made the Simon's Quest video.

That was a good video.

The only thing that 4chan and Reddit have in common is our mutual hatred of Mike Matei

James is fucking garbage at games, like legitimately 5 year old kid who has no understanding tier, he's not qualified to talk about video games

>>3965676
Doesn't seem like Pat's stealing anything from me with this. You guys are so noided, I love it. <3

>>3965646
The man with short hair.

>>3962672
she is hideous

>>3964838
Haha no its 6 feet 5 foot 11 manlets just spread this awful meme

>>3965734
Brody you should do a video about the Yo Noid schizophrenic dominos suicide.

>>3965746
Explain this. I'm very into the Noid.

>>3965746
actually yo noid is already beaten like a dead horse fuck it

>it's a James makes a blatantly obvious mistake and blames the game episode

>>3965747
watch the end of the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrmCf9r5J0A

Also Guru Larry is a dumb cunt

>>3965726
>>3965752
every streamer/youtuber 'personality' does this but yes James & Mike are both exceptional Filthy casual retards. Also that faggot Vinny. Which is why the idea of youtube game reviewers is fucking dumb to me if they all suck.

>>3965770
It was so glorious to watch those fucking faggots complain while Bootsy would just sit there patiently until he got the controller then completely schooled them

>>3965757
HEH HEH

HELLO U SKITOPHERNIC PIZZA MAN

>>3965757
Also, this is probably one of his least offensive videos. I was ready to be unimpressed when I saw Blasto on there, cause nigga, I know why the man is dead.

>>3965776
Exactly why he was fired.

Mike is a faggot.

>>3965825
we know you are Mike

>>3965825
>Mike is a GOD
Fixed.

>>3965572
Someone please make a cringe compilation! Include clips from Skykid

>>3965804
Mike probably thought that getting rid of someone who was cooler and more liked than him would save his career, but it did the exact opposite. Selfish muthafucka gets what he deserves

>>3965757
I hate this fat fuck. His voice is annoying, too.

STOP TALKING ABOUT MIKE

I SWEAR TO GOD ITS 1 PERSON OBSESSED WITH HIM.

>>3965349
>>3965358
he's itallian

>>3966124
You first

>>3966229
Something about the way he talks. I can't place it. It's like a cross between East Coast beach bum and 90s nerd.

I'd like to gauge the discontentment in here. List your top 3 most hated e-celebs as well as a brief 1 or 2 sentence explanation as to why.

>>3966407
pat the nes punk
>annoying hypocritical faggot that not only doesn't know his place, but actually tries to be condescending to other e-celebs of a similar size or even sometimes a lot bigger than him, because he thinks he's a big player on youtube because he's been in a video or 2 with james. Insufferable and no self awareness. Unfunny dickhead, shit actor/writer/editor/producer.

Idk Ryan from cinemassacres a pretty useless and unfunny faggot too. I don't know that many E-Celebs.

>>3961347
time to punch some commies

>>3959889
HM makes pretty good videos senpai, but I'm suprised anyone here mentioned him.

>>3962325
you are dong gods work

>>3966407
8bit the brody
>annoying hypocritical faggot that not only doesn't know his place, but actually tries to be condescending to other e-celebs of a similar size or even sometimes a lot bigger than him, because he thinks he's a big player on youtube because he's been in a video or 2 with alphaomegasin. Insufferable and no self awareness. Unfunny dickhead, shit actor/writer/editor/producer.

>>3961625
>shill channel on /vr/
This literally doesn't work, the people here as so fucking jaded that unless they already know the YT channel they will just shitpost.
Unironically reddit is the only place you can shill your channel, and you'd have to appeal to the 16 year old autists who only want minecraft.

>>3959885
Their announcement is that they're faggots and so are you for listening to that shit.

>>3966124
Is it really that hard to believe that more than one person hates Mike?

Theres only 60 unique posters in this thread, theres over 70 mentions of mike.

>>3961781
>>3961798
>>3961846
Status: dropped. Not that I ever gave them money, but I'm unsubscribing from the podcast and the youtube channel. Jeremy's videos were mildly interesting at best. His streams are insufferable. He's terrible at games and constantly blames his shitty gameplay on bad design. Hiring this trans freak is just the nail in the coffin.

>>3966774
really makes you think

>>3966776
Seriously count how many times he says the game design is "hateful" or something similarly gay. ALL games are like that, even Metroid, Mega Man, Castlevania or Mario, it's just that his autistic brain has memorized all the patterns in and out and knows what to expect. Absolutely awful taste.

>>3961846
Its youtube logo is some gay trans logo. If it wasn't political it wouldn't even discuss it. I've never heard of this freak until now but good lord, I couldn't stand to listen to that for a fucking second, between the lisp and britbong accent. Doesn't even try to sound female, lol

thread needs more pat hate

>>3959852
Does anybody even have screencaps of Mike's shitposting history on /vr/?

>>3966858
doesn't exist
myth made up by mike haters

>>3966741
Hi, Brody.

Mike

nobody in these threads ever talks about kinamania

Based Hunchback gives a pretty cool insight into what console gaming was/is like in Russia, with numerous chink pirate consoles, something like 25 "official" mario games and having to play in black and white if your parents didn't shell out for a fancy TV

to think I complain about PAL being slightly slow

Not all of his videos have subtitles and some of the ones that do have a questionable translation. Dendy Chronicles is a must watch

>>3966870
just a fan

>>3966885
forgot video link
https://youtu.be/kne6AKyYUuM

>>3966835
He's been so irrelevant for years I find it hard to even care.

>>3966903
none of these old dudes are relevant at all

>>3964152
>tfw I have same haircut as Mike
w-w-w-hat's wrong with it?

>>3966918
True true, not even you or me.

>>3966925
i mean, i'm not a youtuber so idk why i'd even be brought into the discussion of relevancy

>>3966858
>>3966862
>doesn't exist
>myth made up by mike haters

no, see, that's where you're wrong.....
>>/vr/thread/S3812246

>70 unique posters
>over 80 M*ke mentions

>>3960156
>>3966885
Are Arino and Kinamania the best foreign retro gamers to watch?

>>3966967
There's those two Japanese guys that play games like Arino. Dunno their names or the show though.

>You know it's kinda like a situation between siblings where they're like "Well, we're related, but let's get it on anyway!"
>I always wanted a sister

>>3966980
well that's helpful

>>3966985
Hey, you never know. Maybe someone knows the quote or who I'm talking about.

>>3966774
>>3966958
>Theres only 60 unique posters in this thread, theres over 70 mentions of mike.

that's called a conversation about a particular subject.

>>3966980
>>3966991
Tokyo Encounter? I'm not sure.

>>3967028
Yeah, that's it!

>>3966991
>>3967028
>>3967031
well shit, I take it back

they're good then? suggestions where to go for eps?

>>3967042
Google gave me this.

http://bakuhatsubutsu.livejournal.com/7835.html

Why is he so attractive?

>>3961781
With stuff that goes back that far, it's very difficulty confirm exact dates and consequences, so when people criticize retro gaming commentators for getting facts wrong, I keep in mind that there wasn't much of an effort to archive information back when those retro games were contemporary.

>>3961347
i'll check it out. I've all but given up on Retronauts. The last two years of Retronauts has been stale and I think splitting the podcast in two, east and west coasts, hasn't helped it a lot.

I think the problem with Retronauts is the problem with retro gaming commentators across the western world, including Europe for the most part. Everything has been talked to death. There's nothing more anyone can say about Street Fighter or Super Mario Bros or how goofy the first Resident Evil was etc. I hear that Watchout For Fireballs has dropped the retro gaming moniker and is now just a book club podcast that often covers old games, which makes me want to check them out again.

This makes me feel for people like 8-Bit Brody who are just getting into the game after years of retro gaming analysis and commentary. What activity in retro gaming is there other than collecting? It's all just bragging about collections and nothing else.

>>3967128
let's hope for mike, the "convicted sex offender" look is in-style this spring

>>3967175
>What activity in retro gaming is there other than collecting?
I dunno. Playing the fucking games, maybe?

Brody, your lovable shitposting shenanigans have won me over. I've decided I shall watch all your videos. Every. Single. One. Even Door Door.

>>3961625
Only when it's relevant to the thread in question.
Here on the e-celeb, no. I'm not nor want to be an e-celeb.

"We filmed Mike and Bootsy for a year, but I wanted to go in a different direction." - MM

Fires Bootsy and steals his idea for a show. Does a half ass job. Plays over recorded game footage. Has nothing interesting to say and is obviously doing it to show off because of his malignant insecurity

He deserves every second of shit that /vr/, /v/, /tv/, and even Reddit is giving that rat

>>3966885
I'll give him a watch, because I'm sick of all these generic looking males in California and such crying and screaming

>>3967270
Same, to be honest. I've shilled dumb arcade game videos here before. Never this thread though.

>>3965746
aww thanks for my 5 sec of e-fame Brody =3
If you like death grips you should browse /mu/

>>3964598
World Track Meet/Stadium Events, i think.

>>3967147
But it's Parish, so it's all incorrect, right?

Dear Bordy,

play CLASSIC GAME

sincerely me

>>3966937
Man I was there for that. Like watching an alcoholic have a breakdown before your eyes.

>>3967195
>braggart collectors
>actually playing games

Pick one.

>>3967387
That sounds right.

>>3967125
>fucking Sugita is in it

holy shit

>>3967393
>>3961781
>>3961897
>>3962325

I don't get this sort of mentality.
What has this guy done to make it to where people are literally reporting his channel and saying that all his videos are all false and wrong?

>>3967506
People ain't even debating the content of his videos, it's the personality of the guy that pisses them off.

>>3967525
Again; what has this guy done that makes people hate him so much that they claim all his information is false and that they want to report his channel?

Because all I'm seeing is "he hired someone trans and complains when games are hard".

>>3963952
That's surprising. I thought every e-celeb who wants to gas muslims and slap women for talking back were considered to have a free pass around here.

>>3967426
I was watching it happen in real time, too. It was scary, it wasn't even funny. Pathetic loser

You're the losers

>>3967492
Honestly, I wouldn't waste thousands of dollars on a game that's just a varient cover of a $3 pack-in game, either.

I always figured he was so defensive about it because people would claim that he can't say that he has every single NES released game when they're literally the same game; kinda like treating a comic book with a misprint cover as being an entirely different comic book when the insides are exactly the same.

>>3967560
Is this also why he goes out of his way to bring it up over and over?

>>3967540
Fuck off, Parish.

>>3965263
The fact that we still don't know who Frank is to Pat is proof that no one on here hates Pat THAT much.

If we hated him like we said we do, that would have been doxxed ages ago.

>>3967560
If it's literally the only one he's missing, but brags about owning all, he deserves it.

>>3962674
Herr Kommandant Chipman is too busy liquidating the Chads to waste his time on triflesome YouTube videos

>>3967193
Can someone shop the just fuck my shit up haircut into this photo?

>>3967276
Fucking Mike, Bootsy died for his sins.

>>3966885
goblin man

>>3967574
nah franks based no one would hurt him. what's there even to dox about pat? it's not like doxxing is even a regular thing here anymore. We know his name and it'd be easy to find his address and phone number.

>>3966895
>gets handed a Pepsi
>his rage is subsided

wow, pepsi mustve seen this and stole his joke

>>3967540
I just started memehating him because everyone else was and I don't remember

eh... his voice is kind of annoying

Talk about Mike

>>3967575
But they're the same game. That's honestly like saying that you don't have Metroid in your collection because you have the Yellow Label one, but not the Grey Label one.

>>3968072
He's a handosme man with a 12 inch cock.

>>3967540
Blah blah blah, he's responsible for the word "Metroidvania so he's responsible for all it entails so we must cruxify him" and other Retroware hate-wanking.

hating Parish is like hating Retro-Core; it's just done to be mean.

>>3968075
shut up pat

>>3968087
Nah, it's okay to hate a douche for being a douche.

>>3967339
>>3967256
did i just miss something

>>3967597
he's the russian gremlin from the kremlin

>>3968084
He's a cuck who fired a friend of almost 20 years because he was better at old children's toys than him

Fuck Mike and fuck James for letting him do this, James really is a cuck to let Mike ghost an old friend like that all under James's own Cinemassacre company banner

>>3968101
I agree. Why is James getting a free pass here?

>>3968093
But with no one actually providing any reasons other than "I don't like his voice", it just sounds like you picked a name out of a hat and are feigning anger.

>>3967575
Oh fuck off with the whole Sradium Events shit. Most sane people in the community know that its bullshit to claim that not having it means that you don't have a full set.

Stadium Events is literally what finally convinced me that emulation was the only way to play retro games; all the physical shit is just for ego stroking and not enjoyment.

>>3968176
>>3968176
Pats the insecure one. Any time there's a reason to talk about SE he brings up how it doesn't count and how he doesn't care that he doesn't own one and how he doesn't even want one anyway. It's really pathetic. He's the only one obsessing over it and whenever a new copy is found or enters circulation he talks about it like it's some kind of personal victory because the game is now worth less by having one more enter the pool

>>3968187
Has he ever done a follow up to his "Howard Phillips told me that all NES games had at least 100,000 copies so Stadium Events is ultimately worthless anyway" story from ages ago.

>>3968197
he's talked at length last year several times about how a crate of unopened boxed copies resurfaced or something

>>3968215
>i dont care about the single cart i dont have but i will obsess when new ones are discovered

>>3968187
>>3968215
>>3968197

Pat's absolutely insecure about his one claim to fame, his "complete" NES collection.

He's got some very rare things, but he's never going to get a Stadium Events.

You can bet your ass Pat would flaunt his newly completed NES collection if someone were ever to donate him a stadium events.

All he has is his collection. He's literally nothing without it.

His guise of internet celebrity is fucking hilarious because he's not even popular.

>>3968419
Seeing Pat suffer is just champagne to me

I can't get enough and it is completely just

I sit on my throne of security while I watch his pathetic suffering

>>3968426
yeah this place is basically kiwifarms

>>3968436
And now you know why the e-celeb threads are considered containment threads.

CERTAIN

NES

GUIDEBOOK

Mike

You're walking through the app store and this app grabs your girlfriends wallet. What do?

>>3968839
Wikipedia is a thing. Why would anyone spend money on info that is readily available for free?

>>3968839
his girlfriend now

>>3968847
wikipedia doesn't have pats childhood anecdotes... and just any old yahoo can edit wikipedia. this app has certified expert opinions from Pat "The NES Punk" Contri, Ian, and a whole slew of middle aged manchildren with no measure in objectivity or training in writing or journalism.