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/ecg/ - E-celeb Containment General

>> No.3919074

>>3919071
Tfw weekly game sack never again

>> No.3919075
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I would've gone with the angry video game nerd or game sack as an OP image but it's not like the last OP's was any better. Didn't even know who the hell those were.

>>3919074
It's bi-weekly now, isn't it? That's fine too.

>> No.3919078

What is up with JonTron?

He doesn't write his own content anymore

He gets all wrapped up in politics and now game companies want nothing to do with him

Makes videos almost never

>> No.3919084

>>3919078
Maybe it has something to do with YouTube cutting out the money that can be made with its videos. A boatload of so-called "Youtubers" are on suicide watch because of this.
Depending on who you ask, it may be in the aftermath of PDP's shenanigans and YouTube's own long-term plan to push Google's liberal narrative, but let's leave it at that.

>> No.3919085

>>3919078
Who cares, he's mostly not retro anyway.

>> No.3919087

>>3919085
Well that is true. But he does very occasionally talk about retro games. But Jon only uploads what.. 6 times a year? What does he spend his time doing one has to wonder

>> No.3919090

>>3919087
He probably has his reasons I'm sure. Or maybe he's just being lazy.

>> No.3919091
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>>3919090
I'll bet on lazy

And what is going on with Spoony lately?

>> No.3919096

>>3919078
sjws went hard at his advertisers plus he never was uploading regularly promised a video this month

>> No.3919107

If you listen to Pat's other podcast, you'll find out that Mike gets a bit triggered by the "diarrhea fuckfarts" description of AVGN (which is kinda funny, since that line being used as a mockery of the Nerd originates from an AVGN episode).

I've not listened to all of it yet.

>> No.3919116

>>3919107
I listened to a little bit of it.. its very long. He seems like a nice guy to be honest. I just find him sort of boring

>> No.3919117

>>3919091
Spoony also lazy

>> No.3919213

>>3919091
>And what is going on with Spoony lately?
He's an alcoholic, who is de facto married to an orc and hates his life to the point that he can't even be bothered to make one video per month. No, I don't mean one scripted video a month, I mean he can't even be bothered to make one shitty let's play video a month. It's been 5 months since he did an actual video on his website, and he still earns $850 from his private welfare, patreon, by deluded idiots who think that he's "just going through a rough patch", and that they needed to support him because "he saved my life", in the same way the zealous followers of Charles Manson or Marshall Applewhite would.

Just like Applewhite was, he's pretty clearly tired of his life and just wants to kill himself. He'll probably implore the remainder of his fans into a suicide pact sometime around 2019.

>> No.3919218

Vinny, if you're reading this, you're better than Cinemassacre.

>> No.3919224

>>3919218
kek vinny wishes

>> No.3919227

>>3919218
That's not exactly much of an accomplishment.

>> No.3919228
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Redpill me on why I shouldnt like Happy Console Gamer?

I just bingewatched like 12 hours of his "memories" videos. They are so fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33oMM0M35PM

>> No.3919237

>>3919228
His stories vids are his only decent videos.

The rest of the time he does that AlphaOmegaSin thing of relaying news and giving his worthless opinion on it.

Also, he was pretty obviously scum in his youth, and that's off-putting for those of us who actually pay taxes.

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>>3919228
hes a fucking leaf that browses neofag. other than that hes alright when he doesnt make awkward videos with his casual wife while robman gets cuck'd. also his "movie" was fucking awful and almost as bad as the acgn "movie" why do these people think making a movie is a good idea? also he should stay far away from alphaomegacringe. never go full leaf.

>> No.3919240

>>3919238
avgn* movie

>> No.3919242
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>>3919237
>Also, he was pretty obviously scum in his youth
Yeah, I caught on to that from some of his stories, but ignored it because I wasnt perfect either, and he seems okay now.


>His stories vids are his only decent videos.
Yeah I skip all the other stuff he has unforunately

>>3919238
Oh he made a movie?
Whats the premise?

>> No.3919245

I bet metaljaysus fucks her box regularly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gVM2-cn7Mg

>> No.3919247

>>3919087
yellin at blacks

>> No.3919250

Is spoony ded?

>> No.3919252
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>>3919242
i have no fucking idea but gaymster81 has a cameo... pls kill me

>> No.3919254

>>3919252
ew.

>> No.3919257

>>3919250
His patreon amount is his life bar.
Once it reaches zero dollars per month, he will perish.

>> No.3919259

>>3919257
I would if JewishWario would still be alive if he had done Patreon?

F

>> No.3919262

>>3919213
So sad I know about 4chan, we are meant to hate everyone but damn I loved that guy his final fantasy videos where fucking hilarious.

>> No.3919263

>>3919259
he did patreon.
he got 13 dollars per month before it ran out and killed him

>> No.3919264

>>3919263
wew thats depressing and sad.

>> No.3919269

Spoony always gets better when his waifu leaves him.

>> No.3919270

>>3919262
We all did.The only reason we have /ecg/ in the first place is due to our lasting resentment over so many e-celebs becoming shit people or getting extremely stale.

Spoony was the one guy who I could always enjoy something from, even if it wasn't quite as good as his previous stuff. Then he just sort of gave up and scammed people for thousands of dollars. Went completely nutty and just gave up on life. When you've been enjoying someone's analysis for years, trusting or at least appreciating their opinion, and then they give up on something you enjoy, it stings and makes you resentful too. And so, here we are. Complaining about irrelevant people.

>> No.3919275

If spoony truly has bi-polar disorder, then I can't really blame him too much (for not doing anything)

I've been laying in bed for 1 month now doing fuck all, telling myself everyday I'll get back up and start studying again but I have no motivation.

Likely whats happening is he's fucking his girlfriend all day and that's giving him all the satisfaction in life he needs, plus he has retards giving him free money.

>> No.3919283

>>3919262
The day I discovered him was a good day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMbwEAPc2aU

>> No.3919287
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Are there any /ecg/ creators that have successful patreons beyond Pat? Pat's the only one I know

>> No.3919293

>>3919091
Man I used to love his D&D stories but from what I've heard about his video game streaming personality the guy seems to have his demons. Shame.

>> No.3919296

>>3919228
I fucking love his personality. Good taste in anime, too.

>> No.3919301

>>3919296
He's so enthusiastic and seems so genuine about his love for video games (or his past love anyway)
He actually played all the hardcore shit back then instead of just the popular mario's and sonics.

Hard not to like him. He also doesn't edit out and filter times he was a shitty person just so he can look like a perfect human being for his fans.

>> No.3919307

Is anyone working on subbing Kinamania's ZX Spectrum video?

>> No.3919309
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>>3919301
He looks way better now than he did 8 years ago. Fuck I need to quit smoking.

>> No.3919316

>>3919309
Once you get over the first week, it's so easy to quit.

I used to chainsmoke, and I quit pretty easily.
I occasionally get the urge, but it passes.

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I was watching this guy (LoL youtuber) and he came back from a convention with pic related.

Has anyone here seen anything like this? Essentially this group of guys made a 8bit game, but store and sell it in a NES game cartridge. Has any other group of people ever done something like this?

I just appreciate the idea of it honestly.

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>>3919252
Its me, MetalJesusRocks.

You guys know i worked at Sierra?

>> No.3919362

>>3919349
>Has any other group of people ever done something like this?

Yes.. it's pretty fucking common

>> No.3919363

>>3919349
Yes. It is common.

>> No.3919372

>>3919360
Me on the right. *Tips*

>> No.3919373

>>3919362
>>3919363
shit that's pretty freakin cool maybe I just haven't been to enough conventions or something, but when I saw that I was somewhat impressed that people still take the time to do that.

>> No.3919378

>>3919372
Me on the left *gives opinion that lacks any real information and basically amounts to 'I like it' before laughing awkwardly*

>> No.3919409

>>3919349
>I was watching this guy (LoL youtuber)

Son, I am disappoint.

>> No.3919438

>>3919409
Tbh karp is actually a pretty cool guy. I enjoy his life stories and that he actually puts effort into his editing. Unlike ever other guy who just records his stream and outsources editing to another guy to clip highlights together. That and he's not a dick to his fans or too full of himself because of his past life.

>> No.3919529

>>3919116
He's not a nice guy. It's funny how the newer AVGN fans have no idea about Mike Matei's dark past with the fans. He's a piece of shit who is only looking out for himself. He'd throw James under the bus in a heartbeat. He probably loved when James had to deal with that Ghostbusters shit

>> No.3919557

>>3919078
When will people learn that no one else gives a flying shit about your political opinions. I see this shit all over facebook with people posting graphics for/against certain people. What is the point? No one is going to change their mind over your shitty infographic. Celebs in particular need to rein in it because not only do people not care, they don't care enough they will actively ignore you and shut you out just so they don't have to deal with hearing about it from you anymore.

>> No.3919581

>>3919557
I agree that celebs need keep their idiot opinions to themselves. That Ben Affleck segment with Bill Maher immediately comes to mind. But I think you're wrong in that tons of people care way too much about celebrity political opinions on both sides.

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>>3919529
>Mike

>> No.3919667

>>3919557
>>3919581
Except PDP wasn't political. He was watching some sites his own viewers wanted him to watch and he cracked some jokes. WSJ spun it to make it look like he likes those websites and called him a nazi. Then all the other non-youtuber celebs like Harry Pooter women went raging about it.

>> No.3919685

>>3919287
Jim Sterling SON?

>> No.3919686

Mitch again.

I'm about to go out and buy a SEGA Saturn to talk about for the next video. What games should I get at the store if I can find them?

>> No.3919689

>>3919686
Get an action replay and a stack of cdrs
>buying games

>> No.3919691

>>3919074
Why would you want to hear that ape-face mongoloid talk about the same games for the 100th time? Let it go already.

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What's happening to Matei? While James has been getting in better shape than in past years, Mike went the opposite way, he used to be slim, now he's showing signs of growing a belly (that he tries to hide with these weird, big shirts) and his face is also looking kinda like shit, shittier than usual.

>> No.3919703

>>3919647
Cuffed khakis and sneakers. He's a gay 12 year old. Seriously, he can't even hide it

>> No.3919704

>>3919689
Pirating is okay, but I really enjoy having the case and manual. I did hear that there's supposed to be a flashcart released this year too.

>> No.3919707

>>3919697
Some anon from Screewave (Ryan's company) said in a thread that Mike is an alcoholic, so that's probably why. That, and he spends the late hours starting threads and positive memes about himself on here instead of sleeping. Everything about him is depressing/repulsive, not even just physically

>> No.3919710

>>3919697
Just based on this picture and your post, it sounds like he's a regular/heavy drinker. I know a bunch of people who used to be super skinny, and still sorta are, but have major beer guts. And they all drink way more than everyone else I know, at least a six-pack a day.

>> No.3919712

>>3919269
How often does Spoony make a real video these days

>> No.3919717

>>3919712
I think spoonys 2017 upload schedule is 1 video per decade

>> No.3919719
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Hi I'm Spoony. Do these props make me funny yet?

>> No.3919720
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Guess this is the best place to ask, anything else like chrontendo? I love this series and would love to see it done for other systems. Doesn't even have to be video format, just in general.

>> No.3919723

>>3919697
You can't physically hide creepiness, especially once you start getting older. It's funny to imagine what Matei will look like when he's 45 years old and playing Ducktales on NES complaining from his cum stained couch about how the cartoon is an insult to the original comics. He's going nowhere cause he's got nothing to offer w/o James. All downhill from here for Miney Crafta

>> No.3919728

Is screwattack still a thing?

>> No.3919750
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Spoony fell so hard even his fans got hurt. He used to make the comfiest videos like his FMV Hell series, but little by little he started to turn to shit. It's mostly because of his mental issues that completely warped his personality and made him this touchy whiny asshole who can't even take a joke. Mental illness is a bitch.

Picture is Spoony being reasonable for a change. That is the Spoony we all know and love. If he only could be this logical, witty, and reasonable with everything else, he would still be great.

>> No.3919756

>>3919728
No. Craig sold it because he never gave a shit about it or anyone besides himself. He wants money

>> No.3919759

>>3919686
Enjoyed the last episode, bud. Seriously though, don't break the bank on Saturn games. Even Japanese copies are costing a mint these days. Play some Bulk Slash and Assault Suit Leynos 2 if you install pseudo saturn and burn CD-Rs. Probably my two favorites on the system.

>> No.3919765

>>3919720
There's a guy that does Genesis releases in the same sort of format. Generation 16 I think is the channel name.

>> No.3919792

>>3919756
Aww that sucks, I used to post there for years before their second(?) big overhaul. The site died with Destin leaving. Death Battle was ok for a while but it was clear the guys running it didn't really give a shit.

>> No.3919809

>>3919759
Gotcha. I just picked up cheaper titles like Daytona USA and Romance of the Three Kingdoms IV, along with the superior Nights controller.

I think it'd make for a great bit, making up Chinese history while talking about RotK.

>> No.3919819

>>3919750
WTF I hate Bill Murray now!

>> No.3919824

>>3919686
Something 2D with a faggot innit.

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>> No.3919849

>>3919245
>>3919245
>>3919245
Fuck yeah. Wanna facefuck kelsey's overbite becomes a overbite.

>> No.3919853

>>3919710
>tfw beer gut but hate alcohol and never drink it

I got it as a kid because every day after school my dad would take me for fast food. All these years later and it just won't go away. Maybe Mike is the same way, just binges on McDonald's because there's nothing else open at 3am when he's streaming/shitposting.

>> No.3919860

>>3919849
>>3919824
What ya drinking tonight?

>> No.3919862

>>3919860
Nothing. Kelsey Is just the perfect little fucktoy

>> No.3919869

Someone post the spoony flying webm with all his gross blackheads and greasy hair curtain.

>> No.3919870

>>3919262
Spoony is a fucking goon. I'm not saying this to be le edgy 4chan man, he is the worst type of nerd. The only time I ever felt sympathetic to him was when he made a really unfunny and tasteless yet harmless joke and the SJtards he'd surrounded himself went fucking manic and started lambasting and smearing him, but that's more because I fucking HATE social justice video game people much more than I could ever dislike a Spoony or similar.

>> No.3919880

>>3919723
>All downhill from here for Miney Crafta

Lost my shit but wow you guys really hate Mike.

>> No.3919893

>>3919880
It's the logical natural backlash after years of Mike shitposting memes about himself.

>> No.3919905

>>3919071
Left to right:
literally dead,
dead to the world,
dead inside.

>> No.3919912

do you guys remember the guy from here that used to make fleamarket videos buying video games on his bicycle?

That guy was top comfy. He made a video like last summer saying he was gonna start again but never did.

>> No.3919913

>>3919905
but what about the other two guys with spoony?

>> No.3919915

>>3919860
Lemon teh 'cause i'm a fag.

>> No.3919924

>>3919913
kek, but seriously Craig's a literal jew.

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Ourgirls?

>> No.3919935

>>3919928
Fuck 8bit eric.

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>>3919869

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>>3919948
posting embarrassing webms of me HMMMMMM?!

>> No.3919964

>>3919957
>1080p video
>cant even wash his face

>> No.3919965

>>3919957
>>3919948
PLS TURN OFF ADBLOCK SO I CAN MAKE MONIES AND NOT GET JOB

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>>3919964
careful what you say about me kid or ill send my posse after you

>> No.3919972

>>3919964
He's never washed his disgusting hair in his whole career.

>> No.3919983

>>3919967
>hires a token black actor and nerd girl for your autism show

>> No.3919987

>>3919967
Is the true power of autism?

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Our teacher?

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>> No.3920050

>>3920029
memeber when he sucked at bart's nightmare and said fuck a lot

>> No.3920052

>>3920050
that was a parody

>> No.3920056

>>3920052
Sure it was, Douggie.

>> No.3920115

>>3919893
Literally years of shitposting and meme pushing by Matei. He had to see it catching up with him. I actually feel comforted in knowing that others agree with me about what a fucking loser that guy is

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>>3920115
dude, but he claims to be have a 10 inch dick...
how can you hate that?

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Grimsie43>All

>> No.3920204

>>3919720
I kind of thought about doing it myself for n64. But then I think I would rather just make a channel and review games I love nobody ever talks about might and magic 3,

>> No.3920209

>>3920123
im confused if people actually believe that noise or if everyone is just ironically going along with the meme that mike himself created

>> No.3920212

>>3919078

Eh, when he started filming in that studio, it lost a lot of charm for me. I like the idea of it just being his room or livingroom, makes it feel more personal rather than something with "production".

That set somehow looks cheaper than his apartment.

>> No.3920213

>>3920204
Heroes of Might and Magic 3 or Might and Magic 3?

Because if it's the former then you'd be pretty late to the party.

>> No.3920216

Jim video on spoony soon should be good

>> No.3920219

>>3920216
literally who?

>> No.3920232

>>3919647
Ha, sitting on the Exorcist steps in DC.

>> No.3920239

>>3919270
Last thing he did i really enjoyed was his ultima retrospective. Ive only seen him do live streams since really, and i dont watch that shit.

>> No.3920240

Bootsy here, Mike is an extremely volatile unstable person mainly due to his alcoholism which does not combine well at all with being so self conscious. This has driven him to try and convince everyone that he is well endowed by stuffing or adjusting his pants for photos when everyone who really knows him knows he had the childhood nickname MIKEro dick. Also clair is mtf trans, we were all wasted at a party once and she made mike suck it just to embarrass him in front of everyone probably why he is so miserable with her dominating him. It's kind of a relief being away from mike but I miss James

>> No.3920241

>>3919275
>I've been laying in bed for 1 month now doing fuck all, telling myself everyday I'll get back up and start studying again but I have no motivation.

Are you me? How do we fix this?

>> No.3920243

>>3920213
might and magic 3, heroes gets enough coverage

>> No.3920245

>>3920240

Big if true.

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>>3920009
Dude is way too calm, puts me to sleep. He was on Pats other podcast the a few days ago droning on and on. He has no inflection in his voice, no emotion.

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>>3920241

>> No.3920254

>>3919928
that guy with the SNES hat is sooooooooo ugly he looks like some sort of mutant Ive seen him come up on my feed a couple of times don't even know who he is.

That one on the left jon whatever is a total loser too. Don't even know the other 2

>> No.3920258

>>3920254
u gay bruh? bet u look at ur dick when u jak off

>> No.3920261

>>3920123
Kinda weird how there's over 10 years of video footage of Mike Matei, but no noticeable bulge in any video, and how the photos showing a bulge are pictures that only he has provided. Wait.... it's almost like...... he's lying about his dick size???

>> No.3920265

>>3919360
Yeah, didn't you only ever work on like one (1) random game and even then it was only sound design or some shit? I'm sure you're not just riding on that "fame" to try and solidify how much of a le retro gamer you are!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbk_QS2G5UI

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>>3919247
It's his full time job at this point.

>> No.3920308

>>3920270
Jontron actually makes me laugh out loud, his newest video on drug PSAs was sooooo funny. He never even said anything racist he just pointed out some statistics.

>> No.3920310

>>3919912
yeah, RIP

>> No.3920315

>>3920308
>his newest video on drug PSAs was sooooo funny.
idk if you're being sarcastic or not.

But if you're not, don't type out "soooooo" unless it's for sarcasm.

>> No.3920317

>>3919912
Link? It sounds stupid but I want to watch it for some reason.

>> No.3920319

>>3920261
nah its real man

saw it at a elvis convention back in 1998
i succed it

>> No.3920323

>>3919912
Yeah he was RealGameHunter if I remember correctly. Forgot about that guy

>>3919928
God I can't stand any of these fucks. Whenever I think of a retro game collector/hipster, this is always the type of image that comes to mind. Even in real life, all the people I meet who describe themselves as collectors or retro "gamers" they look exactly like that

>> No.3920358

>>3920315
oh I was trying to emphasize how funny it was not sure what to do. Honestly laughed my ass off at it, like he does stupid quirky shit which never makes me laugh but it does when he does it. I hate those types of comedians usually not sure why I find jontron so funny. I used to hate the guy too because he was on normal boots so I figured he would just be a massive autistic cunt like peanut butter gamer, sat down and watched his stuff though. Guy is hilarious.

>> No.3920363

>>3920270
>Not "BADA BOOM; Get that black guy outta my room!"
How do you fuck this up?

>> No.3920365

>>3919862
>little

Maybe if you're as grotesquely obese as the dude in the video, a chubby thing like that looks little to you

>> No.3920367

>>3919250

Only on the inside.

>> No.3920378

>>3919078
Not like his content hasn't been absolutely shit since he started filming on that stupid set anyways.

>> No.3920386

>>3919719

His skits are so awkward and slow. I've never gotten into his stuff, just watched a couple of the longer series (Ultima and FFXIII), and I always had to just skip forward whenever he'd turn away from the game and start in with this stupid characters-and-costumes crap. I mean it's bad when almost anybody does it, but at least the better creators know how to keep it somewhat concise. AVGN is pretty good at this. His stuff can be dumb but it moves right along.

>> No.3920409

>>3920363

haha I was just going to post that

>> No.3920415

>>3920319
I believe that he let a dude suck his dick more than I believe that it's 10 inches

>> No.3920505

>>3920009
I could do game history better than him

Some day...

>> No.3920510

>>3920363

Probably written by a Spanish speaker.

>> No.3920792
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Sup /ecg/
Is there anything similar to PhilsComputerLab? Like old PC gaming hardware testing, backstories and stuff.

>> No.3920865

>>3920792
Closest I know off the top of my head is Lazy Game Reviews. He reviews games obviously, but he also goes in-depth on the histories of early computing and shows off some old computers.
Here's a video of him setting up a brand new vintage IBM out of the box, showing what it comes with and stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLy_jEbuY-U His content likely isn't for everyone, but I like how calm he is, not a screamer or a flashy editor. His vids I like to watch and pay half attention to while I eat lunch.

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>>3920865
hes a numale retard.

>> No.3920937

>>3920927
good to know that /vr/ gets triggered people for their preference in games, I'm among my own people here. Opinions are only good when they're mine and all that.

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Best e-celeb coming through

>> No.3920994

>>3920937
Its a pretty common opinion that fo3 has a shite story that you have zero involvement in. You spend the game watching your fathers story. I didnt play much nv as much but most regard it as the better game, but a lot of people where bored by it as they already played 3

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Thoughts on Norman "The Gaming Historian" Caruso?

>> No.3921013

>>3920994
Yes, but I've shrugged and ignored people having one or two shitty opinions on games before.
Actually scratch that. My previous comment still stands. I'm among my own people here. Someone has a shit opinion they're also shit. Nevermind carry on

>> No.3921027

>>3920927
Hi shadowkiller

>> No.3921052

>>3921000
his face creeps me out.

>> No.3921242

>>3920927
How is he wrong exactly? FO3 was incredibly immersive. NV just felt like I went to So Cal and was wandering through modern day Death Valley or something. If it wasn't for the giant mutant bugs I wouldn't even know nukes had gone off. FO3 felt like the aftermath of an apocalypse. Bethesda did shit up the story though in many ways, like having it set 200 years later instead of 2 years later which is what it looked and felt like.

>> No.3921252

>>3919697
You guys forget that he was heavier in his first appearance on Board James as Motherfucker Mike.

>> No.3921267

>>3920939
That's from a good video. I never knew about Donkey Donkey Picnic

>> No.3921271

I need jontron to lose weight and shave off that disgusting neckbeard

>> No.3921320

>>3921252
Seems to me like his weight fluctuation is because he's a manic depressive. I'm not sure about alcoholism, although he was wasted in a james and mike episode last year. And I heard he did a live stream where he could barely function because he was so drunk. Sending fake dick pics to random dudes on twitter late into the night. Sounds like he's a big drinker on top of whatevers wrong with him psychologically

>> No.3921462

>>3920865
He's the only reviewer I trust. Companies send him free stuff and he STILL rips on the stuff.
Someone like unbox therapy would soften the blow and emphasis the good points, but not LGR. He has my respect for not being a shill.

>> No.3921485

>>3919957
he's gonna get you

>> No.3921532

>>3920937

nah clint, the only FO3 sperg hate comes from /v/ NMAtards and Obsitards, atleast /vg/ and /v/ mods had enough them

>> No.3921539

>>3920865

clint is /ourguy/ for many old things related

he reminds me a bit of my old teacher, he loves some old classy PC stuff since he grew and worked with that.

>> No.3921562

the only people who think clint has anything of value to say are nintoddlers who don't know shit about pc gaming. clint only knows about IBM compatibles I wouldn't seek his expertise on C64, Apple 2 or any other old computer. On top of that he has his awful fucking home schooled humor and repeating the same words over and over when it wasn't even funny the first time

>> No.3921563
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Gaming historian here.
I love that you all talked about me. But I understand you can't be me. My sources are not Wikipedia But the creators of the products. I just interviewed the creator of the Gameboy and will have that video up soon. My patreons will be able to watch it a day early. Sign up and subscribe today.

>> No.3921565

>>3921562

Oh cmon mike, no one falls into that again

now please, get out of your fucking closet

>> No.3921574

>>3921562
>and repeating the same words over and over when it wasn't even funny the first time
idk what you're talking about.

>> No.3921582

>>3921565
why would mike care about PCs he is an aforementioned nintoddler.

>>3921574
his fucking lame home schooled fag sense of humor. "Today we will be taking a quick look at quicktime, quickly take a quick look at quick time" he does that shit all the time now I made that one up because Im at work and cant pull up his videos but god damn is it ever annoying. Do you have to be home schooled to find that shit funny?

>> No.3921594

>>3921562
>home schooled humor
Are we supposed to know what this is?

>> No.3921596

>>3921582
>"Today we will be taking a quick look at quicktime, quickly take a quick look at quick time"
I've been subscribed for years and it still doesn't ring a bell. I pulled up a random video and I haven't heard him repeat anything yet.
I think he does string together alliterations sometimes though.

And I don't really think his videos are funny in general. Mostly informative with lighthearted silliness.

idk. Feel free to find an example after work.

>> No.3921606

>>3921594
yeah its the shit you laugh at when you don't go to public school and make friends and become a normally adjusted person. Probably why so many of you think he is so 'based' actually.

>> No.3921685

>>3919720
Jeremy Parish does Gameboy World, working through the Gameboy library in chronological order.

>> No.3921738

>>3920365
Blah blah blah....... you know you want to Fuck Kelsey. And by little I was talking about her height.

>> No.3921769

>>3921563
So that's what balding looks like.

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>>3919697
on reddit, mike always has his walkthroughs pinned to the top of the cinemassacre page, and the last one from 3 days ago has ZERO upvotes. only fanbois go to that page, so that should tell ya how sick of him everyone is, even the diehards

>> No.3921815

>>3921805
Unfortunately, he ain't going anywhere because he's got nowhere else to go. He'd fail if he went solo and suckin on James's tit is his only meal ticket. We're stuck with him forever or until James calls it quits, which he's hinted at for like 5 years

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Talk about ProJared.

>> No.3921856

>>3921000
anyone can read off wiki

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>>3919827
After I made my own Tom Servo and Crow, I started building my own Burton since I stumbled on the head on one of my endless search for parts. I asked him about the other parts on twitter and he was super nice, even offered to buy him if I ever finished him. Never even started on him despite having every piece I needed.

>> No.3921885

Is there anyone here who's actually a fan of Pat? I find his face unsettling. He seems both highly autistic and like a douchebag

>> No.3921907

>>3920792
8bit
https://www.youtube.com/user/adric22

>> No.3921912

>>3920927
>The triggering
I like FO Tactics.

>> No.3921954

Post Mikes dick pics

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My name is Aaron Kosharsky. I molested my 11 year old cousin. I robbed 2 stores. Come subscribe to my YouTube show.

>> No.3921963

>>3921837
Who?

>> No.3921975

>>3921958
>Aaron Kosharsky

Who is he? I found his YouTube page and the random videos I checked seemed to have alarming dislike to like ratios. Any proof for your claim, and is there any reason we should care? Is he well known somewhere?

>> No.3921984

>>3921885
Best Friends Pat? Fuck yeah.

NES Punk? Fuck that guy.

>> No.3921998

>>3921805
LOL there's one upvote now and it's removed from the top of the page. You can't tell me Mike doesn't read/shitpost on /vr/ all day every day

>>3921954
oh. there he is.

>> No.3922014

>>3920029
He married "her" so you don't have to.

>> No.3922048

I can't be the only one that wants to shove a R.O.B. up Kelsey's cunt. The have her play Stack up with ma cock.

>> No.3922067

>>3922048
Go to bed, namefag, you're drunk.

>> No.3922226

>>3919228
This was great. Can't believe he got the guy on after all this time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq6soBD7yPA

>> No.3922238

>>3922067
Jealous

>> No.3922260

>>3921912

>its shit compared to fallout 2+NV and is shit as fo1, Fo4, FoT and Fo3

No mutants allowed /v/ and rpgCodex members motto

>> No.3922264

>>3919218
Yeah but vinny isn't funny.

>> No.3922291

>>3921954
Mike Matei here. I approve this post.
>>3921998
I only come here on the shitter

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Reminder. James is autistic.

>> No.3922324

>>3921837
He's pretty great

>> No.3922473

>>3921805
holy shit, I think mike deleted all of his walkthrough posts on thecinemassacre reddit shortly after you posted this. I can't find them anywhere on there anymore. you're a fucking hero, mate!

>> No.3922476

>>3919071
>spoony
What year is it?

>> No.3922543

>>3922473
lmao, so he does browse here

>> No.3922557

Give up Mike, you sad sack of shit. You aren't funny or interesting. Just leave Cinemassacre to James' scripted videos.

>> No.3922570

>>3919275
>>3920241
Woah what are guys studying?

>> No.3922578

A couple years ago I was into hearing stories about how awkward linkara was. Is any of that true lol

>> No.3922595

>>3919853
Nigga this is some bullshit

>> No.3922597

Anyone watch the new Game Chasers episode?

>> No.3922598

>>3922578
i wish i had saved the image that was full of his posts on some porn story forum where he was obsessed with shemales

>> No.3922614

>>3922578
check /tv/ for a nostalgia critic/tgwtg thread and that image will be posted

>> No.3922642

>>3922597
literal cancer driving prices up

>> No.3922657

>>3922598
>i have nothing better to do with my life than hate some nobody for being bisexual

>> No.3922674

>>3922657
Aberrations should be purged.

>> No.3922679

>>3922674
>>>/pol/

>> No.3922680

>>3922679
>>/lgbt/

>> No.3922684

>>3921885
I like Pat. His two podcasts are good to work to.

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E-clebe thread, MMMMMMMMMMM?

Why is no one talking about me, MMMMMMMM?

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>> No.3922703

>>3922691
Loughner Supremus the gentleman & Guy Fieri Jr.?

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>>3922703

>> No.3922743

>>3922316
Fake and straight

>> No.3922798

Does LoreRunner actually know what he's talking about? It feels like he looks into stuff way too much.

>> No.3922808

>>3922316
>posted it on 4chan so it must be true

>> No.3922839

>>3922702
Standing on the EDGE

>> No.3922865

>>3922691
>I'm gonna show you why they call me the lovehog

>>3922702
>A man deprived of his patreon
>A fanbase deprived of their videos

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>>3921837
Y is he so dumb?

https://twitter.com/GamingAndPandas/status/852714006154551297

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>>3922962
>Lo Ping

>> No.3923069

>>3922316

OK Mike, we know that you really want to backstab james you faggot

now please, get out of your fucking closet.

or i'll pay a visit to him next time when i set foot in jersey, and show him what you're doing to him and bootsy behind his back here on this board and reddit.

Capitche Maledeto?

>> No.3923103

>>3919720
Generation 16; he does about five Genesis games an episode. He's not amazing, but he's decent at the very least.

Gameboy World by Jeremy Parish; he does all the games individually, which can lead to some really tedious videos where he has next to nothing to say, and really shows why Dr. Sparkles went for that multiple-games-an-episode format in the first place. He's worth watching from time to time, though.

>> No.3923104

>>3920270
I laughed a little too hard at this.

>> No.3923106

>>3920510
Underrated post.

>> No.3923124

>>3919091
Reminder that Spoony is officially making less money on Patreon than fucking DSP.

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>>3922691
I don't know why Brad Jones keeps working with that fat fuck. He can do so much better.

>> No.3923136

>>3922316
Was I supposed to think he was normal?

>> No.3923145

>>3923124
I don't know if I should be happy or disappointed
they both shouldn't be getting anything

>> No.3923159

>>3923126
>Brad Jones
I stopped watching him after he broke up with Jillian. She's the only reason why I even bothered watching his reviews.

>> No.3923176

>>3922691

This week's episode: The Nerdy Detective Meets Smash Mouth!

>> No.3923193

>>3919078
>He doesn't write his own content anymore
I guess that's just preference. Personally I actually really enjoy the higher production value that's come from the new studio format. I'll still miss the old format but I think the new one is pretty clever.
>He gets all wrapped up in politics and now game companies want nothing to do with him
He actually doesn't spend that much time with politics. Unless he starts uploading political videos on his main channel then there's really nothing to worry about. Nobody is forcing you to listen to his political ranting.

>> No.3923234

>>3922316
98% sure Mike Matei wrote this. You can tell by his use of words and phrasing. Not even funny..... beyond scary if you think about it

>> No.3923254

>>3922316
>Altfacts
His one of us?

>> No.3923269

>>3919078
he made a few million and is chilling

game companies don't want to be associated with vocal racists

>> No.3923271

>>3922316
Watch any of James videos, this all makes sense.

>> No.3923272

>>3922691
>Block buster buster
>hates the 5th element

yeah fuck that midget, and that giant nasty little cock slut next to him.

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E-celebs you say?

>> No.3923393

Game Sack > AVGN

This is a fact.

>> No.3923394

>>3923234
I doubt Mike is a republican though. Unless he's just lying for effect which I wouldn't put it passed him.

>> No.3923412

>>3922316
So being a grown ass man and making fart jokes makes you autistic? This is fake as fuck.

>> No.3923418

>>3923412
Yeah it kinda does.

It definitely shows a lack of maturity and possible stunted mental growth.

>> No.3923431

>>3923418
I agree that it could make for some awkward situations but it sounds like the exact kind of humor you find in his videos.
I dunno I guess I find a bit of a charm to it. To me it sounds like James is just making corny dad jokes.

>> No.3923438

>>3923394
He's disguising himself as someone else. Why would he mention his own political beliefs? Everything he's saying about James is probably true unfortunately, but it's really fucked up that it's coming from Mike. That dude is a psychopath

>>3923271
Exactly. If you can't realize how autistic James is, then you might be autistic yourself

>> No.3923452

>>3923418
Not just that, but if you watch his james and mike monday videos, you'll realize that he doesn't understand basic concepts and he doesn't know how to pronounce easy words. He's always really slow at understanding jokes, and that's why he repeats them out loud to himself as his slow brain is processing the humor. It's little shit like that. He's a nice guy and a genius at what he does, but it every day life, I'm positive he's autistic

>> No.3923459

>>3923452
He was always weird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oir0Q9DnOXo

>> No.3923478

He looks like old Adam Sandler atm, must have skeletons in the closet keeping him up all night. Or the 78 game consoles and 42 tv sets he has running are killing him somehow.

>> No.3923514

>>3919071

Ok, I check in here just out of curiosity and what I see is people discussing whether or not some guy that plays games for a living has a big dick.

>> No.3923518

>>3923459
That video makes me feel weird because you can tell his "friends" aren't laughing with him, they're laughing at him and he has no idea. They're not being mean or anything, it's just like they're trying to make him feel accepted, like how adults treat little kids. What he's saying isn't very funny, but they're laughing because it's uncomfortable and they're trying to make him feel good

>> No.3923529

>>3923514
It's a meme.

>> No.3923531

>>3923518
To be fair, James likes to make everything about himself, so people just roll with it i guess. Notice how he's supposed to present Bootsy and he fails at that, and that faggot Mike is encouraging him from the "crowd".

Both James and Mike are spergs with huge egos. They fellate each other on camera on every J&M mondays.

>> No.3923539

>>3923452
How he pronounces "review" always gets to me. In one video he explained why and it shows he totally misses the point of the word. He thinks it just means to "see it again" when anyone can tell you it means to give an analysis of something.

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As a casual observer of serious shit, and after scanning this cancerous thread(I'm an idiot)...

I don't see it. Not much any of you guys are saying about these other faggots is actually making sense.
It's just a bunch of slightly extroverted introverts fucking around on camera for lulz.

>> No.3923579

>>3923561
The cinemassacre hate-dom is ridiculous.

>> No.3923587

>>3923531
>James likes to make everything about himself
How many "documentaries" has he made on himself and BTS featurettes celebrating his own genius? I'm willing to guess 15-20. I think his "awww shucks" image is a fucking lie...... he's a narcissist, and like you said, people just roll w/ it

>that faggot Mike is encouraging him
Mike's not a faggot..... he's only screaming at the top of his lungs for James to take his dick out of his pants long after everyone stopped with the joke

>> No.3923589

>>3923518
They're all drunk.

To be honest I don't think any of them including James understood what was being said and were just shitfaced.

>> No.3923608

>>3923587
>How many "documentaries" has he made on himself
true.... and to make it worse, you know he's the only one in the room when he sits down to talk to the camera about his creative process. clueless to how tacky and egotistical that is

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>>3923579
It's not just that.
I mean, to me it looks like home movies of game players fucking around, sometimes awkwardly, because we're bored enough to sit here and watch them.

Like with your aforementioned CM. People here see some sort of jealousy, etc, and other shit.
Alcoholism(I grew up with that and I do NOT see that shit in Mike)? Really?

You know what all these guys act like? 35+yo nerdy white dudes. That's it.
What I gather, from this thread(that I must reiterate is cancerous), is that a bunch of 20-somethings are commenting about how some 30-something faggots are acting, looking to deep into what's going on behind the cameras, not understanding it's just dopes with a hobby that sometimes earns them income.

What's funny about the thread, and pretty sad from a psychological POV, is the idea that any of these e-celebs are going to read these comments and let the thread dictate their lives. Almost like the folks ITT think Spoony, Mike, or Jon are teenage girls or something.

>tfw you finally leave college and learn not everyone actually is a sorority girl

>> No.3923624

>>3921837 He looks like a cocksucker. I always "not interested" his videos along with MJR and PBG, which show up bc I watch Pat videos or the nerd, I can't tell which.

>> No.3923632

>>3922264
Vinny is comfy tho

>> No.3923637

>>3923579
Nobody hates on Cinemassacre. People hate on Mike because he shitpost here all the time.

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When will WOFF do an interesting game again?

>> No.3923645

>>3921885 Even though he shills every now and then,I appreciate his cynicism. He knows how much the YouTube Retro Gamer is an obnoxious gimmick, he basically focuses on NES and tacky, old, weird shit and he doesn't gobble up every game he can find, like every other YTRG asshole.

There are things I don't like, but generally the podcast is honest and it's much less corrupt than the top ten wiki game wall gem guys.

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>>3923637
>shitpost here all the time
And you can tell the difference? Sheeeeit nigga I just assumed 95% of the site was Canadian.

>> No.3923679

>>3923646
Explain why most Cinemassacre threads are about Mike and not the Nerd then. There's evidence in this very thread that he at least lurks 4chan.

>> No.3923691

>>3922316
It's funny how even if this were true it makes the writer seem like a totally bitchy asshole who's getting trolled by an unwitting participant.

>> No.3923709

>>3921885
I like his podcasts about retro games market, I don't participate in the scene myself but it's quite interesting.

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>>3923679
Mike fucks up more on games. Like with that recent Super Empire vid. Never used any of his thermal detonators.

At the same time, he is admittedly either very good or very persistent in his gameplay.
Even attempting to beat Dr.Jekyll is astounding, as most people who know anything about that compilation of circuitry say "nuh uh, not me you motherfucker".

I dunno. But actual egotards stand out to me like a sore thumb and neither James or Mike seem like egotards to me. Like I said, they, along with Jonnyboy and others all mostly seem to be just guys in that awkward 30-40yo stage in life, when your youth is trying to cling on but age is creeping on in. Being I'm into my 30s now myself, I sorta understand the mindset.
It's a crazy place. Almost like an old man and a kid are inside of you fighting each other.

To young people we look like tryhard fags, to old people we look like immature shitheads.

>> No.3923752

>>3919349
It's not just "make a 8bit game", to make a NES game is 1000 times harder than to make a pc/mobile/ even xbox360 game.
I'm dreaming of making a game for some retro console someday.

>> No.3923824

i find it incredible on how mike is fucking determined to screw james life behind his back, does someone even tried to speak with james personally and talk about it in jersey or even in a event?

i think that even bootsy tried to speak that and mike fucked him

>> No.3923901

>>3923269
You can point out facts and not hate other people you idiot. Of course you leftist faggot types don't understand that because you have such a childish world view where everything is black and white one or the other there is no nuance or anything because you're all so damn autistic everything has to be taken literally even on this board you see fucking sperger idiots taking shit way too literally.

>> No.3923909

>>3923418
Yeah except that pasta is so lazy and shitty and unbelievable I have met handicapped people less retarded than the guy in that story. The guy has hours and hours of footage online but when he is not behind a camera he becomes an uncontrolable sperg. Sounds like fucking bullshit

>> No.3923914

Would anybody be interested in a Life Force / Shmup stream?

>> No.3924007

>>3923909
You've heard of editing, right? God knows the retarded shit James has done over the years that's been edited out of the videos. Maybe that's why he won't fire Mike, because Mike is using that footage as blackmail to embarrass him

>> No.3924009

>>3922962
a lot of the time sjws will target these guys so they can manipulate them from behind the scenes

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>>3924007
I know highly autistic folk find the concept of friendship completely alien, but dude...
DUDE....

>> No.3924030

>>3923269
>vocal racists
implying nonwhite can be racist

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>> No.3924064

>>3923616
>Alcoholism(I grew up with that and I do NOT see that shit in Mike)

He just put up a video this week with him and James discussing beer. They're both big drinkers.

>> No.3924065

>>3924034
I really enjoyed that episode.

>> No.3924084

>>3924007
Except you cant edit someone who isn't even aware of their surroundings and sounds like they smear shit on the walls into a normal person with any amount of magic. Fuck off Mike your pasta sucks. Even if you made it about yourself I would still tell you to fuck off because it's just so low energy. Not even the handicapped people I work with are that retarded

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>>3924064
There's a difference between enjoying beer and alcoholism. James seems pretty clean but Mike always have the hang-over look. None of them looks like having drinking problems though.

>> No.3924107

>>3924092
The alcoholism meme was started by someone claiming to work for Ryan's company. It's only believable because Mike physically looks like shit and he has a really dark, depressing personality. And he was wasted in that one live stream. I used to do a lot of coke, and I know that Mike was definitely fucked up in that Sky Kid video, but I don't think alcohol was involved. That video was as embarrassing to Mike as Elmo and Mine Crap, but he must think he's hilarious in it because he used a screenshot as the cinemassacre Facebook avatar. I'd guess drug problem over alcohol problem, but that's just simply speculation

>> No.3924112

>>3919228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYgtcrHW-xg

>> No.3924118

>>3924092
Maybe his tranny girlfriend left him? What does this guy do anyway? Does he have a day job? I know James and Metal jesus, for example, have normal jobs.

>> No.3924127

>>3924107
Mike is an akward person but i just watched that video and holy shit, you're right. That mouth movement at the begining and the constant rambling and shouting gave it away.

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>>3924092
This was my idea as well.
And hell, folks in Penn are known beer fiends.
But alcoholism shows itself readily. Especially if you grew up around it.

>>3924118
Likely some editing job, etc. Why do so many people try to pick both James and Mike apart?
There's so many proper targets to fuck with.
And why Jon? Spoony? The only way you ever see these guys is via voluntary exposure.
Jesus Christ man. Critiquing is fine, but some people seem bound and determined to ruin these guys and their lives. Why?

>> No.3924146

>>3924127
For him to release that video and not be ashamed is very revealing about what a loser Mike is. It also shows how young and dumb the fanbase is for them not to realize what's going on there. I mentioned that video because that was the straw that broke the camel's back for me. I gave up on defending Mike after that

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>>3924146
Dude, if I was more extroverted, I'd film myself getting fucked up on a-PHP/coke/meth(fuck YES meth) and doing batshit NES/SNES/Genny marathons for the fuck of it.
You have no idea how awesomely horrible it can get.

>when you've been sitting in your chair for 3 hours without even taking a drink
SKELTAL IS MY NAME
DEATH IS MY GAME

>> No.3924159

>>3924135
James doesn't deserve the ridicule, but Mike does because he's slimey, sinister, and as someone pointed out, he's been shitposting on here for years now. He needs to know that he's not welcome here and he needs to fuck off asap. Jontron's another story.....

>> No.3924168

>>3924135
Cinemassacre channel quality has dropped a lot, and people blame Mike for whatever reason. He did some shitty stuff like replacing Bootsy with that greasy fuck, but people forgets that Mike's work is to put out filler fast, while James works on the real videos.

>> No.3924171

>>3919912
Real Game Hunter was cool.

Whatever happened to that Black Buster Critic guy?

>> No.3924172

>>3924168
>>3924159
Meh, if I want quality, I go watch RLM.

>> No.3924176

>>3919228

something i noticed about happyconsolegamer - he has a bit of a mean streak in him.

he often talks about breaking his controllers and throwing them across the room.

wonder if he flies into a rage easily.

>> No.3924185

>>3924168
If his only job is to make passable filler, and he decided to get rid of Bootsy (for jealousy reasons it appears), then he's proven to even suck at that. He's the reason why Cinemassacre is shit now, and I don't think it's out of line for longtime fans like myself to be upset with Mike. If he seemed like a decent guy, then maybe things would be different. What he did to Bootsy speaks volumes, and I think that was the turning point for a lot of us

>> No.3924193

>>3924185
>What he did to Bootsy speaks volumes, and I think that was the turning point for a lot of us

See I don't get this.
You got a buncha guys who are into retro, right? And they end up making some amateur videos for the fuck of it.
There's a way to get fired here? How?
It always seemed to me like this-
>so dude, you're good at drawing n shit, so you edit and draw cards
>n you, yeah you're good at genesis games, so you do those
>and i'll do the nerd act, and we'll make some vids

How the fuck is there a corporate dick structure here?

>> No.3924205

>>3919071
>Spoony
Doesn't do anything any more other than bitch on twitter, make god awful streams where all he does is play game without any real commentary outside of coughing and bitching at fans and laying down the ban hammer on them just for making jokes. It really is a shame considering he used to be a pretty awesome reviewer and commentator on games, but now he's nothing more than a shell of his former self that would rather spend time bitching about shit no one cares about and self diagnose with everything in DSM 5 than to actually make content. Sure he doesn't owe anyone anything, but he could at least come out and say "I'm officially retiring" instead of essentially closing off all communications and feedback. He is a very sad individual.

>> No.3924209

>>3924193
Cinemassacre is a company. James and Mike work full time making videos. They shitcanned Bootsy to reboot "Mike and Bootsy" as "Mike and Ryan". Ryan is the guy that manages the Cinemassacre website.

I don't know if they have a corporate structure, but they function as a company. They live off youtube and donations. Bootsy was collaborating (he works making jingles iirc) with them, but they apparently cancelled his show without even informing him. That's pretty shitty, considering all of them are college friends.

>> No.3924210

>>3924185
>>3924168
>What he did to Bootsy speaks volumes

What did he do to Bootsy?

>> No.3924232

>>3924034
Best Sack.

>> No.3924248

>That Ryan guy is randomly streaming on the cinemassacre channel again

Why is this greasy fuck entitled to use Cinemassacres channel for streaming? He's literally hired help.

>> No.3924253

>>3924209
Mike: "We decided to go in a different direction."

Fires Bootsy. Steals the Bootsy Beats idea but does a half ass job and plays over recorded game footage. Literally nothing about to site goes in a different direction except Mike canning the only guy better at video games than him.

>> No.3924260

>>3924209
>considering all of them are college friends.

Not just that, Mike and Bootsy have been friends since 4th grade. Just shows how heartless you have to be to fire and kick to the curb your lifelong friend of like 25 years.

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>>3924260
Well, that absolutely sounds like something a cokehead would do, speaking as a stim fiend myself.
Ego can make anyone into the world's biggest asshole.

If this is the case, James needs to take charge and handle this, for the sake of everyone.
It's a disastrous edge to ride in the long run. It's all fun and games until the dopamine takes hold.

>> No.3924285

>>3924253
I didn't know Mike commented on the Bootsy fiasco. Doesn't Bootsy lives on a different state? Maybe they cut him and put that Ryan fag to stream, so they can shit out more videos. It's all about the money now.

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Mike, hey man.
If you're *scrolling*, take it from an expert.
Get off that shit.

Money isn't everything, your ego can and WILL fuck you over, and you won't even see it.
Your best friends may likely not even confront you on it either.
Despite anything you might think, you can not maintain it. You MUST cut the line.

Stims are godly until they suddenly become Satan himself. And it'll hit you like the flip of a coin.

Not even kidding here either.

>> No.3924304

Just watched the Sky Kid ep. Mike's definitely on some kind of an upper there. Even for him he's acting weird.

>> No.3924313

>>3924297
where did this rumor that mike is on drugs start? is there any evidence to back it up?

>> No.3924314

>people think a 30 something manchild who plasters his room in Super Mario curtains and NES posters and Disney comics is doing hardcore drugs and drinking

He's just an autist. You think he's doing lines and then cracking open a Ducktales comic?

>> No.3924320

>>3924313
You don't get to that point in life THEN CRASH(or begin to crash) without substances OR women being involved.
If it's an ego problem, 9/10 it's stim overuse/abuse.

>> No.3924325

>>3924320
how is he crashing? I've only watched a few of the recent videos but he seems more or less the same as always to me

>> No.3924326

>>3924314
Drugs and alcoholism have nothing to do with your hobbies. A lot of people do substance abuse while playing video games or watching tv.

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>>3924285
>I didn't know Mike commented on the Bootsy fiasco. Doesn't Bootsy lives on a different state?
Bootsy was in a video every week for over a year, so I doubt it. Mike commented on the ordeal on Reddit (which he secretly moderates and has every mention of Bootsy removed now). Proof is in this very thread when someone made fun of the lack of upvotes on one of his videos, and then it was removed from Reddit shortly after lol

>>3924304
That's cocaine.. no way that's him being drunk. Maybe Mike fired Bootsy because Bootsy asked for money (rightfully so) and Mike needs all the money he can get for his coke addiction. Hmmmm..... *sniff sniff*

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Look, I don't pay enough attention to e-celebs outside of youtube to study them.
Axing a friend is a classic sign of stim overuse. You use stims(even something like a light addy scrip) and the added dopamine causes you to become an ass to even your best friends.

I can't comment for certain of course, but that behavior form is very much identifiable, especially to those who have used those types of substances.

It's like lighting a fire under your ass, and that fire can consume you if you let it.
Just saying, from descriptions ITT, the man sounds like he's getting spun too much. Been there done that. Not fun in the end.

>> No.3924381

>>3924034
It's always fun when Game Sack reviews an anime game and then pretending not to know anything about it or about anime in general.

>> No.3924412

>>3924381

My favorite was when one of them pretended to be absolutely disgusted by underage anime girls in suggestive situations... all while showing the very content that was being griped about.

I wonder if that a more subtle attempt at comedy.

>> No.3924421

>>3924412
That was the PCFX episode right? Almost the whole episode was about anime games (or games that has anime art style) and even after showing that perverted intro, Dave still mentioned that the game is probably one of the most fun he played on PCFX. I think they also reviewed an actual hentai game in that episode.

Also Dave likes FLCL more than Evangelion, that's pretty cool. Both are pretty great in my opinion though.

>> No.3924506

Did Mike watched that Game Sack AVGN parody? I can picture him getting really angry.

>> No.3924529

>>3924506
He did. Game Sack talked about it. Mike Matei was the only one out of all of those parodied who got angry. I can't continue to support Cinemassacre if Mike is the one pulling the strings. I love James, so it's a shame

>> No.3924603

>>3924529
>He did. Game Sack talked about it. Mike Matei was the only one out of all of those parodied who got angry.


nice source bro

>> No.3924612

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4C5hsajrxE

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>>3924603

>> No.3924642

>>3924614
Sure but where is the proof James or Mike ever said anything about it...

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>>3924642

>> No.3924661

>>3924614
lol

>>3924642
LOL

>> No.3924663

>>3924658
LOLLL

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>>3924658
Maybe he didn't like it because Game Sack didn't even bother to parody him.

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>>3924658
I've seen the GS tweet but this one is new. You're pretty good anon.

>> No.3924671

>>3924658
haha nice shop I laughed

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what happened to this bad mother fucker

>> No.3924703

>>3924697
hopefully he died hes a faggot

>> No.3924706

>>3924697
hes not a very big guy in general lol

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Fuck you guys I love this man

>> No.3924714

>>3924706
Are you sure?
https://twitter.com/AlphaOmegaSin/status/742213255679086592

>> No.3924723

>>3924697
The dude is literally about 4'11. I met him at one of the cons along with Billy and Jay.
In the videos it looks like Billy is 6'5 or so, but actually he's closer to 5'10, while Jay is 5'2 or so. It's kinda weird really.

>> No.3924724

>>3924714
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.3924754

Miney Crafta.

>> No.3924936

>>3924697
to busy with his kiddo

>> No.3925057

>>3919071
>stuttering craig
>e celeb
Fucker is just a background monkey for Rooster teeth now.

>> No.3925073

>>3922965
sjw apologist spotted.

>> No.3925124

>>3924697
I heard he got arrested, and that might be why he hasn't made any videos in like 3 months

>> No.3925130

>>3924697
Just imagine how ugly this mofo is without that Osama beard hiding his features.

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This is my favorite youtuber. He may not have the best production but i find I enjoy his videos about games the best. Why does everybody talk about mike and james but not a truly good youtuber

>> No.3925246

>>3925213
Most of his videos are just about game pick ups. His videos about consoles are good though.

>> No.3925265

>>3925213
He's pretty informative as a collector, but seems a bit dim-witted when it comes to everything else. He acts as if console generations was some precise science and not something that was done retroactive to easily categorize different platforms.

>> No.3925383

>>3924712
I'm sick and tired of seeing everyone worship this guy when he is incredibly sociopathic in his relationships. He will just kick you out of his life for little to no reason at all. Just drop all communication and pretend you never existed when the going gets a bit rough. He has a pattern of doing this to friends and relations.

Just look at the GPM thing, all it took was Jen aiming to take him down out of jealousy. She convinced Vinny, and then he ghosted GPM. You will never ever seem him acknowledge that GPM exists, it's just another person he used and then dropped, like so many others.

>> No.3925429

>>3924248
>Ryan
Why do people hate this guy more than Mike? He seems a lot smarter. Sure, he's not physically "ideal"... but it's a retro gaming channel. Who the fuck is good looking in that youtube circle?

>> No.3925451

>>3925429
No idea why people hate on Ryan. He seems chill and isn't an asshole. He's the most real one on there now that Bootsy's gone.

>> No.3925467

>>3924314
I use to do that every night in the 90s. Snort 2 lines then read some Carl Barks Uncle Scrooge comics.

>> No.3925474

>>3925451
I didn't think that Bootsy offered much on cinemassacre until he left. I always viewed him as the "adult in the room" and then I realized that's a good thing, because James and Mike are immature to the point of cringe nowadays. I guess I grew up and they didn't. You don't know what you got til it's gone. Bring back Bootsy

>> No.3925482

>>3924314
The two things are in no way incomparable, I first tried pills at an anime expo.

>> No.3925493

>>3924697
Isn't this the SmoothMcGroove guy?

>> No.3925494

>>3925482
I always heard cons are the biggest hives of degeneracy with lots of slut cosplayers offering to do it behind the dumpsters. Wouldn't surprise me they're a cover for drug dens too.

>> No.3925618

>>3925494
yep,hooked up with many cosplay whores at cons. Coast Con use to be known for how easy the women are.

>> No.3925682

>>3925494
Back in the day,80s thru early 90s,you could sell a joint at a con to some geek for 10 bucks. Pot,shrooms and x were huge at cons. Not counting all the underagers that would pay twice the price for booze.

>> No.3925698

>>3925682
wow next time the con is in town Im getting a QP for 550 and Ill probably make 2 grand off it.

>> No.3925758

>>3925383
I don't get Vinny's appeal. He always seems so apathetic, like he hates what he's doing. He doesn't seem very personable either, not the kind of guy you could get a drink with. Kind of like nothing would ever be water under the bridge, with the guy.

>> No.3925781

>>3925698
Those days are long gone. Too many SxE pussies at cons now.

>> No.3925809

>>3923124
dsp is a successful business man. literally every year something comes up that would destroy other youtubers, but he manages to find a way.

>> No.3926043

>>3924714
This is the kind of person who unironically says "pleb"

>> No.3926101

Anyone else notice how Metal Jesus knows very little about retro games?

>> No.3926112

>>3926101
in what sense

>> No.3926113

>>3925781
Can you still get easy puss? And is it clean?

>> No.3926387

>>3924697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb8P62Yho4o

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Oh shit nigga, new game sack.

Boring subject though.

>> No.3926463

Rerez just released a new video that's more like JonTron than anything else he's ever done. I don't know what to think of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kPfCEo5Wgw

>> No.3926504

>>3926463
I hate this guys face and his videos are very shitty. He probably notice jontron has been absent for a while so nobody would notice.

>> No.3926529

>>3926446
>Oh shit damn, new game sack.
>Boring channel though.
>>3926446

FTFY
I'm amazed those old men are still around.
Time got up with those two.
Really, they're like that uncle who tries to be hip and fails.

>> No.3926530

>>3919071
People please just go watch Ahoy, Jeremy Parish and Chrontendo, their content is true quality and time in research.

>> No.3926604

>>3926504
>his videos are shitty

3 sheckles have been deposited into your account mike matei.

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>>3923901

>> No.3926624

>>3926604
they are shitty and HE TALKS EVEN LOUDER INTO THE CAMERA THAN MIKE DOES. Mike is also obnoxious but rerez is more. Not everyone in this shitty thread is mike.

>> No.3926634

>>3926112
in the sense that he's a literal shelf collector and ugly retard

>> No.3926638

>>3926624
His videos are of the highest quality.
I will admit they can reach the point of boring, but if nothing else they are well shot, and informative as fuck.

>> No.3926643

>>3926634
You're depressed and your parents aren't proud of you, anon

>> No.3926682

>>3926638
This guy shoots good video and stuff but he's just slightly boring

>> No.3926685

>>3926638
>informative
dude rerez uses wikipedia even more than game historian

>> No.3926839

>>3919071
>spoony
>>3926463
>re-rerez
He literally voted Hillary and made anti-trump videos. kys

>> No.3926842

>>3919071
>spoony
Was 2017 the year he became DSP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3nleeAUkws

>> No.3927053

>>3926839
>re-rerez
>He literally voted Hillary and made anti-trump videos. kys

Isn't he not American? British or something?

>> No.3927061

>>3926529
Well I can't really argue with that.

>> No.3927063

>>3926638
>informative as fuck

Mike, we know it's you. It's time to stop posting.

>> No.3927068

>>3926839
>>3927053

Fuck I WANT to see that! Where did he do it? Link that shit! I wanna see his face in the next episode after Hillary lost!

>> No.3927072

>>3919710
>at least a six-pack a day

fucking normie

>> No.3927078

>>3927053

Talking about Spoony. Not Rerez.

>> No.3927086

>>3926463
He used to post here a lot. Haven't seen him lately. Never watched his videos.

>> No.3927087

>>3921000
He shamelessly ripped the gaming historian wiki gimmick from Derek Alexander (stop skeletons from fighting) and no one called him on his shit. I don't even know why Norm got as big as he did, he's a blank canvas of basic information. His show is Did you know gaming levels of history. Shit, at least the numales at HG101 actually flew out to Japan to talk to devs. It's like people in the YouTube community getting excited about the latest spark notes release.

>> No.3927091

>>3920308
This is late, but I just wanna say Its not the fact that he quoted statistics that made people upset its that they were outdated, he provided no source for them, and the implications he had drawn for them. The source people found is actually an article that would disagree with his arguments. Then to turn around and say he is bad at debating even though he was acting so smug and full of himself during the "debate" is just bad form. I enjoy his content, but I don't know if I will be able to watch him going forward. Seems hard to separate the art from the artist when the artist is central to the content they produce. I don't know if I'm being irrational or not though.

>> No.3927093

>>3927078
No re-rerez bought it up.
I don't recall which video it was in 2016.
Spoony is anti-trump but not for hillary.

>> No.3927098

>>3927087
>I don't even know why Norm got as big as he did
By fanboying Nintendo.
It's literally that easy.

>> No.3927102

>>3926463
>>3926504
Yeah I really don't like this guy, his face is very punch-able and everything about his delivery comes off as inauthentic and smug.

>> No.3927113

>>3927091
Good post

>> No.3927167

>>3927093

I've seen everything rerez has made since 2015 (it's not a lot of videos) when I saw him posting on /v/. He's never talked about Trump ever. You're just making shit up. He's from the UK or something, he doesn't even live in the US, couldn't vote if he wanted to.

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C'mon guys, this is an image-board. Post images.

>> No.3927229

>>3927172
your lucky you posted a cute autistic japgirl or I would call you a bad name

>> No.3927237

>>3927229
korean

>> No.3927241

>>3919924
>betray your friend to keep the company to yourself
>kill the quality of your site in the process

Seriously, it's amazing how much better Craig was with Tom than without.

>> No.3927249

>>3927237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y62EUkjsAvA&t=0s

>> No.3927298

>>3927241

Craig is pretty awful. Treats people like shit and isn't really fun to watch or listen to.

>> No.3927379

I'm deeply disturbed by the fact Mike thinks Pizza Hut is "fucking delicious".

Surely he's being paid to say that?

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>>3919870
Have you ever liked spoony's videos?
>he is the worst type of nerd
please explain what this means.
I liked spoony's old game reviews and some of his vlogs where comfy. He pissed away most of his patreon bux from being lazy and in his last stream cites health problems (again). If he doesn't upload in the next 3 months I'm declaring him officially dead.
>>3919983
>'nerd' girl is in Demo Reel
wew she got out of that situation quick.
>>3920009
His videos are boring af but nintendo fans love it because they have no negativity.

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Wait...... people still watch this shitty channel?

>> No.3927558

>>3920927
>fallout 3 had better atmosphere
Literally true though.
And don't pretend you didn't enjoy it at the time, yeah boohoo it's not fallout 2 did you fucking expect it to be?
>>3921000
I hate his boring voice.
His videos are perfectly well edited but ulimately souless desu.

>> No.3927568

>>3927556
its a habit at this point

>> No.3927580

>>3927556
He has paid staff now.
so yes.

>> No.3927603

>>3926842
Why are so many people comparing Spoony to DSP now? Spoony was once good, DSP was never good. DSP is still pretty much a lolcow, Spoony is just depressing to look at now

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>>3927603
>Why are so many people comparing Spoony to DSP now?
Cos he treats his audience like dirt, has financial and health issues and on his streams he shits on chat?

>> No.3927631

>>3927556
I watch it for Ryan. He's very knowledgeable about how NES sprites work and the technical details of the system.

>> No.3927637

>>3927603
A fall from grace is even worse. We all thought he was this charismatic dude with good delivery and insight in b movies/b-games but then he slowly got more depressed and angry and content started to wane.

But when he finally started streaming he turned out to be really miserable, shitty at games even classic RPGs he'd be "good" at, fought with people in chat for trying to help him, fought with them again for not helping him, talking about wrestling on twitter all the time etc.

Basically worse than DSP because to some extent DSP has become a little more selfaware.

>> No.3927639

>>3927631
This. That man is saving that channel from irrelevancy.

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>>3927631
>Ryan
>very knowledgeable

this guy is dumb as a bag of bricks, everything he says slurs out so poorly. is this a meme?

>> No.3927648

>>3927640
You clearly didn't see the new TMNT episode where he absolutely schooled Mike on the NES.

>> No.3927653

>>3927648
>watch a youtube video about pixels on the nes
>DUDE RYAN IS GENIUS

>> No.3927991

>>3924314
drugs & video games go great together

>> No.3928004

>>3927991
not when you're a paranoid schizophrenic

>> No.3928113

>>3927556
>Where did their hair go?

>> No.3928214

>>3928113
>their

nice try James T. Rolfe

>> No.3928221

>>3928214
But that's the actual lyrics of the song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TgvdKnQbDI

>> No.3928236

no u

>> No.3928303

>>3928221
>tfw no new Kyle Justin episode

>> No.3928315

>>3928113

Wow, they're getting older and losing hair. Don't think that has ever happened to a man in the history of humanity. I bet they have a few more creases and wrinkles, too, and before too long some errant gray hairs!

>> No.3928316

>>3928315
It happens to decrepit men in their 70s, not virile young males in the prime of their life.

>> No.3928318

Hello, haven't checked /vr/ in a long while and I really just want to say thanks for containing this cancerous garbage. I'll be sure to redirect all eceleb worship threads from /v/ to here as long as the threads are up.

>> No.3928334

>>3928318
good luck

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>>3928318
>We host it so you don't have toooooo!

>> No.3928394

Rerez is a marketer by trade and jumped back into video making to hawk everdrives. Remember when he said he wouldn't do sponsored videos?

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I want to _____ HappyConsoleGamers _____

Fill in the blanks


tfw he said he might stop doing the show after 9 years ;_;

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>>3928431
Also, anyone have a mirror of this?
apparently he deleted it

>> No.3928436

>>3928394
How about his shitty looking controller he "helped" design?

>> No.3928457

>>3924334
>>Mike is an alcoholic, Mike is a cocaine addict, blabla

you guys should grow up a bit. I watched the sky kids episode and yes, i think he had 1-2 drinks before. But that's the most normal thing i can imagine if you're an adult with responsibilities and you want to enjoy yourself with a friend. Get in his age an reflect your autistic wittering.

>> No.3928515

Obviously fill his wife.

And then share a beer with him.

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>>3928515
too satanic john... too satanic.

>> No.3928558

Is this legit? Totally unrelated.

>>/vr/thread/3088036

>> No.3928594

>>3928558
Nice never saw those.
She's sexy.

>is this legit
what? the picture I posted? yeah its from the Q&A comments

>> No.3928604

>>3928457
Is the "a few drinks" an American expression? Why add a number when you don't even specify the name of the beverage? Two shots of vodka is not the same as two beers.

>> No.3928682

>>3928604
>Is the "a few drinks" an American expression?
Not him, but "a few drinks" is hyperbole that means the person drinking is at the very least inebriated. It's a generalization for any form of alcohol that's been consumed.

>> No.3928806

The Dr. Mario video was scary. Mike was legitimately getting pissed off. You can see how awkward it was for James. He's just trying to unwind with one of his favorite games and Mike is a foot away spazzing out and screaming. Jesus Christ get some help Mike.

>> No.3928828

>>3928604
"He's had a few" just means he's at the point where he's getting drunk.

>> No.3928850

>>3928604
It's a coping mechanism alcoholics use to deny they have a problem. They can't admit they're heavy drinkers so they downplay it by saying it was "just a few", like it's no big deal, even though they're clearly under the influence. This self-denial is what leads them to thinking they're still okay to drive and then getting DUIs or causing accidents.

>> No.3928864

>>3928806
It was also shitty of Mike to edit that Stallone "it stinks" at the end of the video right after James said it's a game he likes.
He got really pissed off because he was bad at the game and James was winning.

>> No.3928875

>>3925383
I used to idle Jen's private Discord for a while and man... She really has problems with everyone if they're popular enough. She spent half the time turning people against Joel, GPM, and some guy KY hangs out with in real life who is somewhat popular on Twitter.

>> No.3928883

>>3928457
I think you should grow up and learn the difference between someone who's had a few beers and someone who just did a line of coke. I swear, there is nothing worse than Mike apologists. Gay 14 year olds

>> No.3928895

>>3928864
You're describing a little, shitty kid who can't play with others. The perfect description of Mike. Honestly, it would've been a better episode if James was playing with Ryan and you know I'm right

>> No.3928921

>>3928883
so you're the expert on coke, ok. So please continue blaming others for using it, faggot.

>> No.3928924

>>3928604
grow up kid, math class is tomorrow.

>> No.3928926

>>3928431
I want to _FUCK_Happy console gamers _ boipucci_

>> No.3928932

wait.. people hated the avgn movie?

>> No.3928952

>>3928921
I'm not an expert on coke, I've got common fucking sense you retard. And I'm not blaming anyone for using it. It's just obvious that he's high on cocaine. You probably can't even get into a rated R movie so I'm not even gonna continue to argue with you

>> No.3929056

>>3928932
Dude, I didn't even watch it.

>> No.3929062

>>3928952
i'm 35 years old mate. That's the single reason why i'm assuming you're younger and don't have a clue about life when it's getting hard.

>> No.3929072

>>3928864
>James is destroying Mike's ass at the game
>Mike starts shouting "your movie stinks" over and over
>acts like it's just some generic comment but secretly is referring to James' movie as a way to "get back at him" for winning in Dr. Mario

That's pretty low, even for Mike.

>> No.3929207

>>3922543
LOL never m8 but i likes his top 20 SNES ganes list.
But really who gives 2 shits about playthroughs? I rather watch TAS or speedruns.

>> No.3929209

>>3929072
James made the fatal mistake of doing better in a video game than Mike. Now Mike has to secretly plot a way to get rid of James like he did Bootsy.......

........ I wish I was kidding

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>e-celeb cancer
Get this shit off my board.

>> No.3929245

>>3929239
>my board.
hahaha

>> No.3929246

>>3928457
If he only had 1-2 drinks before that video and didn't do coke like others are saying, then he's an even bigger asshole than I thought he was. I've never seen anyone act more annoying and try so hard to be funny (and fail) in a video than Mike in Sky Kid. 100% pure, uncut Colombian cringe. How is everyone discovering this video now???

>> No.3929254

I don't need e-celebs in the sense of actually having celebrity (i.e., I don't care if they're famous like AVGN or Game Grumps or Cracked or something).

What are some good channels that talk about retro games, either seriously or from a more comedic angle?

I think AVGN's poop jokes and such are stupid as hell, but for whatever reason, I find him charming.

>> No.3929258

>>3929209
James is more famous than Mike, and Mike knows it. If they split, Mike will be more likely to suffer serious revenue loss.

>> No.3929281

>>3929239
Don't kick the hornets nest

>> No.3929284

>>3929254
If you like old school pc games and stuff. This dude is perfect. https://www.youtube.com/user/blacklily8 its mostly interviews from the old devs and some lets plays.

>> No.3929298

>>3929284
>If you like old school pc games and stuff
Are you kidding me? If I had to magically erase all games that weren't from one "subset" of gaming, and we had to move forward making new games from there, I would keep computer games from the mid-90s. Thanks!

>> No.3929334

>>3929072

Honestly I don't know if that had anything to do with anything, BUT I must wonder how Mike felt about being left behind to watch the fort while James was out making his film with some literally who actors that had nothing to do with the series until they were picked to be costars in the film. Like him or not, Mike has been a part of AVGN since right near the beginning and apparently was a driving force in its continued development. You'd have thought he would've at least been out there on set if not given a lead costar role.

Really gets your noodle going.

>> No.3929415

>>3929254
Ahoi

>> No.3929429

Does anyone here watch Threadbareinc? Not an e-celeb, but I do think he's a vidya Youtuber worth watching.

>> No.3929439

>>3929334
I heard he refused a role because he didn't want the attention (lol). He did get a small cameo though I think.

>> No.3929449

>>3925383
What happened with GPM

>> No.3929489

>>3919071
Why is this thread a thing, especially here? Not that I'm against it but I would've figured something like this would be in /v/ or something.

>> No.3929494

>>3929439

That sounds a bit odd. I really don't see why you'd refuse a somewhat meaningful role in your friend's movie, or at the very least not join in for the on-location shooting.

>>3929489

We've been having these sorts of threads for quite some time now, or at least some variant of them. It used to be kind of a... counterbalance? sister? whatever? to the GCCX generals, though I don't think those are around quite like they used to be.

>> No.3929510

>>3929494
>That sounds a bit odd. I really don't see why you'd refuse a somewhat meaningful role in your friend's movie, or at the very least not join in for the on-location shooting.
You ever helped an aspiring film maker work on a fucking movie? All of my friends decided to try and get into film when college time rolled around, and I helped them make movies. It fucking sucks, especially depending on how good of a director your friend is. I get the feeling James, being the mild autist that he is, actually kind of sucks at working with other people. It's highly exasperating.

Mike probably has no interest in making movies himself. He likes watching them, but he'd rather be playing video games.

>> No.3929516

>>3929489
It's to stop people from making weekly Cinemassacre threads when they play a random game.

>> No.3929521
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>>3929489
It's a sign of how smart /vr/ is!

You could make the argument that the videos on youtube provide some importance to vidya or are entertaining enough to be discussed here or what have you but would anyone truly like the catalog to be filled with e-celeb threads!? Absolutely not!

Enter /vr/'s brilliance! A general for talking about those e-celebs! If it's contained to one thread then the catalog's clutter-free, we don't get any stealth e-celeb threads like a game AVGN just talked about or played, and you can talk about whoever you want here without feeling like you're killing the board! I think it's GENIUS.

As for why it's not on /v/... /vr/'s a slow board so it could only really work here, plus /vr/'s one hundred percent more chillax so you wouldn't see this thread being spammed by people who don't believe this should even exist on 4chan.

>> No.3929527

>>3927640
I think Ryan is the most knowledgeable overall about games but he's such a fucking sperg he just comes off as retarded when he tries to explain shit. That and he has to deal with Mike making a shit joke every time he is in the midst of explaining something.

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Fucken losers both of them. Get a real job Hipsters

>> No.3929553

>>3929334
Mike read the script, which had nothing to do with games and didnt want any part of it.
Mike helpd james with the et game review at the end.
The fans wanted kyle and Mike caneos so James stuck them in at the last second.
Lets not forget Kyle being totally omitted from the film except that one quick shot as well.
They have discussed all of this in their videos before. Mike doesn't like acting, he just wants to help with the video game stuff. When James makes an AVGN episode Mike usually chooses the game and plays it with James. They come up with ideas and then James films it.

>> No.3929565

>>3929429
All he does is let's plays?

>> No.3929568

>>3927087
>HG101

Sketch is fucking nuts, but I wouldn't call him a numale. He wouldn't have "unleashed Gamergate" on Agnes Kaku, if he was.

Seriously, he asked Gamergate for help.

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>>3923901
LOL cause you clearly are a fountain of objective knowledge and don't just have an axe to grind. i hate this /pol/ meme where every edgy statement is automatically a fact. jon is so dumb and ideological that he couldn't even handle getting btfo'd by a basic lib like destiny. he either needs to read a fucking book (sargon's twitter doesn't count) or just keep making shitty commentaries on his bootleg seinfield set once a year inbetween shittily trying to sell 12 year olds ubisoft products

>> No.3929587

JonTron retweeted this tweet before and I would appreciate anyone who can make it into a WebM.

https://twitter.com/HappyHarryToons/status/853730921266257920

>> No.3929608

Do I cringe when I watch the Mike Matei Minecraft video, yes, but something you have to understand about filming/writing/drawing etc. is that there's kind of a blind period after you make something where you can't tell if it's worth showing people. It's especially so in the early going. When you guys finally get around to whatever creative venture you've been putting off, you'll see what I mean. Don't let it discourage you.

>> No.3929609

>>3929608
I've definitely been through that before, anon. I totally understand what you mean. Trying to get back into drawing at the moment.

>> No.3929624

>>3929608
I've realized this already and it took a serious toll on my creative output. Now it feels like everything I make is shit.

>> No.3929674

>>3927379
Their cheesebread is pretty baller tho.

>> No.3929681

>>3928303
mike probably canned his ass too. cocaine doesn't pay for itself.

>> No.3929690

>>3929608
Then what's his excuse for the Elmo cum rag video?

>> No.3929715

>>3929258
>If they split, Mike will be more likely to suffer serious revenue loss.

That's why he's been working for years to box James out of his own channel so that when the time comes, he'll have an established fan base of his own that'll sustain a reliable income

Mike probably didn't foresee the backlash that he'd get from us by firing Bootsy (who was standing in his way and who would've probably sided w/ James) because he's only capable of thinking about himself. A true sociopath. I love Bootsy and I'm upset that he's gone, but I also love the drama that's come of it. I get the sense that Mike will continue to shoot himself in the foot because he's a sociopath, and that's what they do

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>>3925213
>run-of-the-mill bandwagon collectorfag

Don't care for him

>>3919928
Why do all retro youtubers/collectors look like this? There has to be a correlation

>$30 GAMUR hat from Hot Topic
>triforce tattoos
>le manly beard to hide ugly face/come off as "manly" for buying plastic crap

>> No.3929810

>>3929723
you forgot to add the words millennial babby and hipster

>> No.3929821

>>3928952
I don't know how mike can be high on coke and so shitty at video games, when i used to rip lines it turned me into a god of gaming.

>> No.3929840

>>3929587
dude that is hilarious

>> No.3929871

>>3929587
>https://twitter.com/HappyHarryToons/status/853730921266257920
I can make one but where to post it as 4chan doesnt allow sound

>> No.3929882

>>3929536
They always talk about games from their time, though.
Did Kelsey ever talk about Coleco Vision or Epoch Video System? I don't think so.
I don't think I've even see her talk about the NES, the oldest I've seen her talk about is Game Boy Color, maybe. 1998.

>> No.3929883

>>3929871
>>>/wsg/ allows webms with sound.

>> No.3929884

>>3929536
Youtube circle jerkerin

>> No.3929896

>>3929882
she did one on the master system and the mark systems recently

>> No.3929975

>>3929449
>>3929449
From my knowledge he got in trouble after e-begging for money to his fans for some kind of disease or something, but in reality he spent it on VR headsets and other gaming stuff, lying to his fans. The V-Sauce crew decided to cut ties with him for a year.

>> No.3929980

>>3929587
https://media.8-ch.net/file_store/e3ae80ea7fede3586c9242fee524e63eca680c16e36b89282a6bba437367ae57.mp4

delete the dash

>> No.3930038

>>3929565
Yes, but it's what he puts at the end of his Let's Play videos that's really interesting.

>> No.3930041

>>3927087
>>3929568
Yeah, I think Etch-a-Sketz was the only one of the HG101 guys who went to Japan. The rest of them only did email interviews.

>> No.3930123

>>3929883
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492489226730.webm

>> No.3930395

>>3929715
is there evidence that Bootsy is fired?

>> No.3930492

>>3929975
Sounds like a Tame situation.

>> No.3930601

MetalJesusRock's latest video is literally an infomercial for shirts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSdQ9np2wzQ

I'm not normally one for schadenfraude, but watching all these greedy youtubers losing their shit over the youtube ad pulling is kind of fun.

>> No.3930821

>>3930395
Yes, but the thread is on autosage now so ask again in the next one. It was well documented a few weeks ago all Mike's backstabbing he did to Bootsy.

>> No.3930986

>>3927053
WHATT!!! how dare he have his own political opinions

>> No.3931082

>>3930986
When your entire channel is about politics, go for it. When you're just shoveling politics for easy thumbs up, fuck right off.

>> No.3931352

>>3931082
This. No one gives a shit what you think about the government when your entire channel is supposed to be devoted to video games. If people cared about that they wouldn't be watching you in the first place, they'd turn on O'Reilly or whatever.

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>there are no good RPG focused youtube channels

>> No.3931481

>>3919309
Same but replace smoking with jizzing.

>> No.3931615

>>3931352
>turn on O'Reilly
I think most of his advertisers have already turned on him.

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>>3930123

>> No.3931962

I'd like to make the next thread if possible.