/vr/ - Retro Games

>>3826449
Obviously

>>3826449
>t. leftist wannabe rioter who wants to beat up alt-righters

Spyro games.

>>3826453
It's true I don't take kindly to hillbilly retards voting an incompetent pathological liar into office just because he promised to be as bigoted as they are. But this is just about video games and which ones have fun frog enemies.

>>3826470

go play frogger until you come back to your senses

>>3826472
>Supporting someone who can barely speak a couple of sentences without blatantly lying through his teeth either purposefully or due to incompetence.

But I'm the one who needs to come to my senses? You really are dense.

Let's stay on track though. I always wanted to be able to fight this guy.

>>3826449

Maybe the only reason to own a 32X

>>3826486

>>3826486
>you're a bigoted nazi hillbilly but hey let's focus on my thing

You can seriously go to hell.

>>3826491
Huh? Are you the baby happily getting fed frog lies?

This guy is a toad but it's still close enough.

>>3826507

Civil war when?

>>3826501
It's hard for me to fathom how anyone can support a someone who makes that much shit up and then when he's called on it just says "that's what I was told". Other than sheer stupidity there are only a couple of other reasons someone would support someone that incompetent. Are you saying you honestly think
someone who can't even get their election numbers right is worth taking seriously? Even you must understand how it's hard not to see you as a moron.

>>3826517
>everyone who doesn't vote the same as me is a moron
>~half the population is bigoted and retarded
>please eat my insults and talk to me about video games

Literal (and liberal) autism.

>>3826517
Winky isn't an enemy.

>>3826520
Plenty of people who don't vote the same as me are perfectly fine normal people. Most of them are actually liberals even since I have always voted Conservative.

But that man is straight up incompetent and it's mind boggling that people like you still support him. Seriously, how do you see things like that press conference and still take him seriously?

Are you seriously saying you don't see anything wrong with him lying through his teeth all the time? If he wasn't lying on purpose then he's literally too stupid to do his own research or remember basic numbers.

This isn't "I don't like you because you voted for someone I disagree with" it''s "I don't like you because you voted for someone who is an obvious fraud and still stand up for him even though he's shown the world what a fraud he is."

I'm sorry, but you're stupid. There's no two ways about it.

>>3826521
He always seemed fishy to me though.

>>3826449
Turning him and your enemy into frogs and leaving them to auto battle over night is one of the easiest ways to level Cloud in this game.

I fucking love American politics.

>I don't know how can anyone vote for a person who lies
>why not vote for Hillary instead

>>3826538
Why did they change Imp to Toad? Being turned into an imp was so much cooler.

>>3826514
Yeah, can't wait to shoot some commie scum like OP.

>>3826561
Liberals were responsible for putting Hillary upfront, but it was the so called Republicans who all let Trump get as far as he did in the first place and that's what's truly disgusting.

One of the most amazing men the country has ever seen gets the shaft by people who vote for a reality TV show host who insulted him. You people genuinely disgust me.

>>3826449
You're supposed to save the frogs, but you can kill them.

>>3826573
Oh, OP is just a neo-con cuckservative? Pathetic.

Also, McCain is a traitor who should be hanged.

>>3826573
>John "literally arming ISIS" McCain
>decent human bean
You can pick one, not two

The world laughs at Trump. All you mad white americans who voted for Trump, stay mad. Such comedy!

>>3826603
>>3826594

He's damn better than a reality show host who can't even get basic facts straight.

Seriously, how are you okay with someone like that? Honest question. You know full well if Hillary (or anyone else) made a mistake that big you would be frog posting like there's no tomorrow calling her incompetent.

Honestly, how does his blatant incompetence not bother you? Or do you just not think keeping facts straight is important for a president?

>>3826608
Why would we be mad? We won. It's you democraps who are the salty ones. Kek.

Reported this thread. Why start this shit in /vr/ of all places

>>3826631
Why is Trump incompetent? He's been doing pretty good so far, a vast improvement over Obama. Stop getting your information from the (((mainstream media))).

>>3826632
If you hate democrats isn't Trump's incompetence even worse for you though? That's part of why he pisses me off so much. This shit show is going to leave the GOP fucked up the ass for years.

hey, trump friends, do you guys support trump because he's the anti-liberal and the lib tears are muy delicioso, or do you actually trust him to make good decisions and help this country. because political spite I can understand, but I don't see how anyone could think this will end well for anyone.

>>3826449

http://harmonyzone.org/frog.html

you may find this useful

This isn't funny.

/vr/ is a quality board. Don't stir up the retard from /r9k/,

>>3826470
>wanting Shillary to follow in Merkel's footsteps with mass immigration and have the US spiral into the same chaos that France, Germany, and Britain have been dealing with
>wanting war with Russia

also,

>being a total cuck and letting the DNC put who they want in the primaries not who you want in the primaries

Fuck off. Trump is mediocre but Hillary would've been worse. And this iscoming from a left leaning moderate.

>>3826486
>implying Hillary was any less dishonest

>>3826638
>Why is Trump incompetent?

Did you even watch the press conference? He couldn't even get the numbers of his own votes right. Then when it was pointed out he was just completely wrong all he said was "that was what I was told" as if that was an acceptable answer.

Are you really saying you don't see that as incompetent? And you wonder why I call you people idiots.

>>3826649
Ohh you mean like Sweden? Look what's happening in Sweden!

Fucking retard.

>guy having a total meltdown because of a silly joke making fun of the altright-pepe connection

oh dear

>>3826668
Don't fucking give him attention. Report his posts and this thread.

This is what politics does to you people, it makes you an insane faggot.

>>3826470
>>3826649
>>3826659

Ya know some people don't give a fuck about your shitty American politics so just shut the fuck up.

>>3826689
You should. They put a literal moron in charge of the largest stock pile of nukes in the world. This isn't just about what happens in America.

>>3826678
>hurr I'm better than you because I don't pay attention to politics
Keep your head buried in the sand while the world burns down around you, I guess.

>>3826695
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>>3826659
You mean rape and grenade attack capital of Europe?

>>3826697
As opposed to waste time reading about politics and hating people that are on the rival group while the world around you burns down?

both democrats and republicans are the same puppets controlled by the masters

>>3826545
Seriously? Can you do this with Agrias and Ramza?

>>3826659
I'm not even talking about Sweden. I'm talking about taking in millions of non-secular thinking Syrians, Somalians, etc and watching them not conform to western ideals and raping thousands of women, causing a spike in crime, and all the fun that comes with it.

Fuck off if you think Germany is better than ever since Merkel took in those 2 million refugees.

>>3826706
People like you are good. I can understand getting caught up in the election confusion and not wanting to give support to Maggie Thatcher 2.0 and giving it to Trump. It's the people who support him now that he's shown his true colors that I can't abide.

>>3826710
You can do it with everyone.

>>3826716
So you really don't care that he lies through his teeth or is too stupid to keep small numbers straight, take your pick just so long as he's equally xenophobic about refugees?

>>3826695
This is a fucking retro video games board. Take this shit elsewhere.

>>3826723
I should clarify, as with calling him mediocre earlier, I don't support him. That needs to be said. I understand he's trash but I'm less worried as to what he'll fuck up than what Hillary would have fucked up had she won. That was why I brought up Merkel. He's a joke, but so what. I only have to live with it for four years.

>>3826723
give 3 examples where he's lied about a serious issue

>>3826731
>I understand he's trash but I'm less worried as to what he'll fuck up than what Hillary would have fucked up had she won.

For all our sakes I hope you're right. I see those two ending up as the front runners in the first place as the really terrifying thing of it all. Liberals could end up fronting Al Frankin or someone similar hoping that's what it will take to oust Trump and things get even worse.

I still have a sinking feeling in my gut this is just the start of all this shit.

>>3826731
>four

Eight years, anon.

>>3826710
It's the best way to level anyone in that game.

Getting all of these was such a pain in the ass.

>>3826824
Not retro

>>3826838
is 12 years not enough?

>>3826870
>This board is for the discussion of classic, or "retro" games. Retro gaming means consoles, computer games, arcade games (including pinball) and any other forms of video games on platforms launched in 1999 and earlier. With the release of the 8th generation of consoles, the Sega Dreamcast will now be considered "retro", though the remainder of the sixth generation (Xbox, PS2, GameCube) will not.

>>3826870
No, read the sticky. 1999 or earlier, period.

Oh here we go, 250 posts arguing over an arbitrary date again

>>3826914
There is nothing to discuss anymore. We need /v2k/

>>3826928
The last thing we need is another slow ass board. If anything we should be trying to get more traffic going in here, not less.

>>3826928
No we don't. Learn to follow the rules and go to /vg/ for any other games you'd like to discuss.
>>3826943
Slower boards are higher in quality. /v/ is bad because it's so fast and no one bothers to put any thought or effort into their posts. It's a good thing /vr/ is slow. Treasure these non-/v/ moments, my dear anon. For they are the most precious.

>>3826943
More traffic on /vr/? Really? You're aware /vr/ is no longer a slow board, right? It hasn't been for a while now, and it's now faster than boards that have existed for far longer than /vr/, like /m/ or /jp/.
/v2k/ wouldn't be slow at all, either. Between 6th and 7th gen alone you have 15 years worth of vidya discussion (and will keep expanding as more generations come by).

The last thing /vr/ needs is more console wars. A new board for a newer generation will help make things more civil.
Also, if we include 6th gen here, people will still whine about 7th gen, the problem will remain.

/v2k/ was the most logical solution /vr/ came up with in past discussions.

>>3826951
>Slower boards are higher in quality.
I disagree fundamentally.

>>3826952
>You're aware /vr/ is no longer a slow board, right?

It's still one of the slowest boards here. I think another board is a ridiculous idea, what we need is more posters on this board.

There is a frog boss who looks like a deformed Nemekian in Alien Soldier if that counts?

>>3826973
That's turning me on.

>>3826964
>It's still one of the slowest boards here. I think another board is a ridiculous idea, what we need is more posters on this board.

You mean more people whining that their childhood is nor part of /vr/? Remember, if 6th gen is allowed, thent he whining for 7th gen will start.
/v2k/ is the best solution.

Also no, /vr/ is not one of the slowest boards on 4chan. Maybe you think that way because the only others boards you browse are /b/, /tv/, /pol/, etc, but the majority of other boards on this site are slower than /vr/. I'd say /vr/ is middleground as far as traffic goes.

I know his name is Gekko, but he's obviously a frog.

Also, leave politics out of /vr/

>>3826978
I visit most of the boards here, actually /pol/ and /b/ are two of the only ones I never bother with, and this place is slower than most.

Really though it's fresh ideas I want more than just faster traffic. So often before even clicking on a thread I know what's going to be said because it's the same people saying the same things over and over.

I still think the best solution is to go to either a 15 or 20 year old rule instead of going by console. That removes the question of "when will X be retro", keeps things fresh because new games come up for discussion regularly and keeps this place just for talking about old games, which under the current rules it isn't necessarily.

>>3826986
What other boaqrds do you visit?
I visit /m/, /toy/, /cgl/, /k/, /o/, all slower than /vr/, or about the same.

>Really though it's fresh ideas I want more than just faster traffic.
Tough luck, the internet as a whole is out of fresh ideas. The only thing you will get if we allow 6th gen here is more console wars and more shitposting, not fresh ideas.
At least on /vr/ we can have the occassional 2nd gen thread every now and then. If more gens are allowed, and the board becomes faster, say good bye to these.

>I still think the best solution is to go to either a 15 or 20 year old rule instead of going by console.
But the rule is about years, not going by console. The rule on /vr/ is that the limit is hardware from or before 1999.
The problem with the "what is retro" thing is that there is not an official consensus on how many years is retro. Some sources say 15, others say 50.

/v2k/ would solve many problems, first of all it will finally liberate /vr/ from the "when will [x] will be retro?", forever, because everything after the year 1999 that isn't current gen will go automatically to /v2k/, and in turn it may (though I don't guarantee) bring fresh ideas, since /vr/ will be free of that kind of shitposting, and /v2k/ will enjoy a period of freshness, at least the first couple months.

>>3826994
>Tough luck, the internet as a whole is out of fresh ideas.

We disagree on this as well then. And I've had almost this exact conversation numerous times and we will never even come close to agreeing. I like this place because it focuses on old games I like but I think it's slow and stale. I would welcome more posters.

>>3827015
Right, we'll have to disagree then, because I'm sure "more posters" will be just more shitposting, not better content.

Also I don't know... you want more discussion, but you'd just like to discuss 6th gen? What about 7th gen? It's already 10 years old.

With /vr/ and /v2k/ we'd be able to discuss more. With just /vr/ with added 6th gen, we won't be able to discuss as much.
Unless your idea is also including 360 and PS3 to /vr/

>>3827039
I don't necessarily want to discuss 6th gen, but I see including it as a good way to bring new people and discussion topics to the board and I think 6th gen is old enough now that it's appropriate.

As I said, my preferred method would be to allow discussion of any game that is of a certain age. 15 years seems most reasonable to me, but I would be happy with 20 as well.

I don't think it would be appropriate to add PS3/360 yet either, but if this board survives in 5 or 10 years I do think it will be. In my eyes we really only need 3 dedicated gaming boards here. /v/ for new games, /vg/ for popular running series and /vr/ for old games.

>>3827065
/vg/ isn't just for long running series, you can also make console generals there (for example, you can do a PS2 or Gamecube general on /vg/, the problem is that /vg/ is shit).

I think allowing for anything that's 15 years old on /vr/ will make the board too fast and discussing certain topics (as the aforementioned 2nd gen, for example) very difficult, while console ward threads between Sony, Sega and Sony fans will be as rampant as ever, but to each his own I guess.
The past times we had discussions about this on /vr/ I saw a lot of people agreeing about /v2k/ and I genuinely think it's a good idea, because that would also mean we wouldn't have to wait 5, 10 or 15 years to discuss something that isn't brand-new anymore.

Then again, I like the pacing of /vr/, it's not too slow (like, you can get replies within a few minutes, depending on the thread), but you can also leave a thread and come back at night or the next morning and it will most likely still be there. It's not dead, but not too fast either. I'd like /vr/ to keep this pacing.
I imagine /v2k would have a similar pacing as well.

>>3826449
Romhack idea: your pick as final boss, but he's too depressed to ever attack, so never opens his mouth to be vulnerable. You can't win, it's just sad.

>>3827081
>the problem is that /vg/ is shit

You seem to think everything is shit. More people would be bad because just more shitposting. Sometimes I feel like one of the only people who comes here that actually genuinely likes 4chan.

>>3827120
But I like /vr/, and I remember when it had less shitposting.

I don't think everything is shit, but I have critical thinking. The few times I went to /vg/, it was shit.

>>3827135
Me too but I don't think less people is the key to less shitposting. If anything I think the insular nature of the small population here is one of the things contributing to the shitposting here.

/vg/ varies greatly by which thread you go in.

>>3827120
Give /vg/ a chance. It's really nowhere near as bad as /v/.

>>3827156
No, my reasoning is that more generations = more shitposting, since console wars originate from each person's own experience and what consoles their parents could get them.
It's something that doesn't happen with gen 2 or gen 3 as much, but is rampant on gen 4 and 5, and is at least as rampant on gen 6 and 7.

Anyway, again, I'm happy with /vr/'s pacing and I explained why, if you don't think the same way then let's agree to disagree.

also, a lot of /vr/'s worst group of shitposters come from /vg/, for example the shmupfags.

>>3827162
I'm a regular visitor to both several /vg/ threads as well as /v/. They vary a lot. Some are basically just waifu fight threads at this point but others are some of the friendliest places on 4chan. I met some genuine friends on /acg

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND POST SOME GODDAMN FROGS

>>3826870

kids these days...

>>3826964
>we need is more posters on this board.

>>3828979
Will a calendar do?

>>3826490
thats a toad u fucken faget

4chan is fashy if you want cuckoldry I suggest reddit.

yoshi's island, you kill smug frogs and you go on one's belly and make him sick.

>>3826449
funny thread

14/88 heil pepe

That one on SNES with the super scope

>>3830635
This is clearly the best frog

>>3830635
>Neo nazi retard lizard lovers

SNES Return of the Jedi Frog Dog

2:00 in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN6P_ayzrOU

>>3830506
Are you blind?

>>3831606
that other one has bumpy skin and isn't slimy though and was not in a tree

>>3831606
that other one has bumpy skin and isn't slimy though and was not in a tree

>>3831852
Those are pixels. Toad bumps are much larger. It's very clearly a frog.

>>3831271
That's a big frog.

>Ctrl+F
>No Bucky O'Hare

Shameful.

>>3828979
You're gonna trigger some OCDfags with this one.
Also, pic related.

>>3826952
/v2k/ would be worthless. Novel for just a moment and then dead in the water. With how much room for discussion on decades of games that fall under the /vr/ umbrella we got a ton of recycled threads of the same shit day after day and so on. /v2k/ wouldn't stand a chance. Some of the other anons are right in saying that we need more traffic here. At least keep things stimulated with new thread topics
.

>>3830635
A frogs gotta do what a frogs gotta do

So why is this leftist safespace thread still up?

Oh right, I forgot this is tumblrchan.

Magician Lord for Neo Geo. There's a maze level full of little frogs that can't hurt you, but if you don't kill them immediately they mutate into frog men. Sounds easy right? Your normal attack is weak as shit and takes like 3 hits to kill even the little frogs. Power ups are very rare, and lost from being hit just once. Your character is slow, clumsy, and has a HUGE hitbox. There are flying monsters that chase you and shoot projectiles at you, that seem carefully timed to get you just as you're jumping or climbing ladders, so you can't dodge. And if you use save states to try to do a perfect playthrough, some weird monsters appear and just fucking kill you. Strange game.

>>3832790
Forgot pic. The player in this is about to die as he has no way to kill or dodge the disciples of Kek that can jump across the entire screen.

>>3832790
That game is awesome.

>no EVO

Step it up vr!

>>3832175
Napoleon Bona-Frog

>>3832175
Like get squished into the road because it's dumb as fuck?

>>3826576
Fucking classic

>>3826449
Frogs are bait in this game, it's pretty great.

What the hell, as if you'd have to go out of your way to find that or something?

>>3835191
Go out of your way to find what?

>>3826449

blaster master

>>3826452
fpbp

They lurk everywhere

Also the bitch in the cave from vi

>>3831951
toads!=frogs

>>3826449
Not sure if its retro, but i think to remember it existing before 2000

http://joecartoon.com/games/play/65/Frog_in_a_Blender

>>3826452
/thread