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Patrician: SMB3
Plebian: SMW
Contrarian: SMB2U
Tryhard: SMB2J
Purist: SMB
Homosexual: SMW2
Retard: SM64
Dadgamer: arcade Mario games

>> No.3818468

I don't understand, OP. I like nearly all Mario games; I can't categorize myself with just one.

>> No.3818470

>>3818468
Well pick your favorite then.

>> No.3818476

What if I like all of them, with a strong tie between SMB3 and World? A Patriplebian?

>> No.3818504

>>3818476
Plebician

>> No.3818509

>>3818458
I really like SMB3 and SMW2.

So I guess I'm just a Homotrician.

Meh, I'll take it.

>> No.3818517

>>3818458
Comparing SMB2, SMW2 and SM64 with the rest is just dumb. They're 3 very different games.

You can compare SMB to SMB2J and SMB3 to SMW. With a stretch you can compare all 4. But anything beyond this is just retarded.

>> No.3818520
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3818520

Guess I'm a dadgamer then

>> No.3818527

>dadgamer

Hi /v/

>> No.3818534
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>>3818458
I am PlebPat, the ContraTard HomoPure.

>> No.3818538

>>3818520
have the ones I played all been broken? because that joystick is intolerable

>> No.3818551

>>3818538
On a Vs. System? Pretty standard.

>> No.3818558

>>3818458

SMB2"""U""" is not contrarian, everyone loves it retard.

SMW is a direct upgrade of SMB3, by categorizing them as patrician/plebeian in the reversed obvious order you simply look like the typical 4chan idiot fishing for (you)s. I bet you browse /tv/ on a daily basis

>SM64 is very popular but came past my favorite mario so better tag it as "retard"
sunshine is the only canonically retarded mario

typical burgerfatardo tbqh kys

>> No.3818565

BONUS TIER:

Weeb: Super Mario Special

>> No.3818567

>>3818558
Looks like I struck a nerve.

Also, many people consider Donkey Donkey Picnic as the weakest 2D Mario game.

>> No.3818573

>>3818567
Only retards that argue "it's not a real mario, therefore it's not as good"

game mechanics were fun and fitting for a mario game

more than the water gun from sunshine that's for sure

>> No.3818591

>>3818567
Amazing how weak it is considering nintendo reused so many things from it.

>> No.3818594

>>3818558

>SMW is a direct upgrade of SMB3

Less poweups
Less and worse secrets
Easier
Shittier level design

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>>3818594

>> No.3818613

>>3818458
>Patrician: game I like
>Pleb: better game I don't like
>Tryhard: game i'm shit at
>Purist: game I don't like but I'll say it's good because everybody will make fun of me if I don't
>Homosexual: game I don't like
>Retard: 3D game I don't like
>Dadgamer: game I've never played
>ITT: I'm right and you're wrong

>> No.3818628

>>3818594
>SMB3 is an upgrade of SMB1

Worse physics
Easier
Shittier level design
Loads and loads of bloat

>> No.3818630

>>3818594
>Less and worse secret

Objectively wrong.

>> No.3818631

>>3818628
Don't forget all the 1up opportunities and the ability to hold a ton of powerups in a bar. Even power ups that let you skip levels.

>> No.3818632

>>3818613
This anon gets it.

>> No.3818640

I'll go with
Esotericist : Donkey Kong '94

>> No.3818703

>>3818613
Status of OP: BTFO

Will he ever recover?

>> No.3818706

Out of those, I'll go with SMB3, but my real pick is
Ascended: Yoshi's Island

>> No.3818707

>>3818706
Oh nevermind, you did include "SMW2". Guess I'm gay then.

>> No.3818734

I'm a retarded plebtician.

>> No.3818735

Purist Patrician master race reporting in.

Get on my fucking level.

>> No.3818843

they're all good except smw2 smb2j, but smb3 is the first game i saved up my lawn mowing money to buy. so, that one.

>> No.3818848

>leaving out the handhelds

But I liked Super Mario Land...

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>>3818848
The only good handheld Mario game isn't a Mario game.

>> No.3819074

>>3818594
>Less poweups
Yeah, cause Frogsuit Mario was such a welcomed addition to the series..

>> No.3819112

>>3818458
What if two options apply alike?

SMB & SMB2J ... poseur
SMB & SMB2U ... snob
SMB3 & SMB2U ... troll
SMB2J & SMB2U ... attention whore
SMW & SMB ... proletariat
SMW & SMB2U ... comrade
SMW2 & SMW ... bitch
SMW2 & SMB2U ... feminist/tumblerina
SMW2 & SMB ... pridefreak
SMW2 & SMB2J ... whore
SMW2 & SMB3 ... gay dungeon master
SMW2 & SM64 ... queen
SMW2 & SMB ... sissy
SM64 & SMW ... cuck
SM64 & SMB3 ... hipster
SM64 & SMB ... simpleton
SM64 & SMB2J ... head into wall banger

>> No.3819126

>>3819112
YOU & OP ... retarded

>> No.3819128

>>3818458
smb3 is over rated
super mario world is the best

>> No.3819834

>>3818458
All of you fucks falling for the bait... is this board the easiest baitable board?

>> No.3819837

>>3819834
Maybe. I think /m/ is even worse but it's been a while since I've been there so I'm not sure whether it's become as bad or even worse.

>> No.3819840

>>3819834
It's only falling for the bait if you get mad about it. Most responses have ignored the buzzwords and simply picked their favorite game.

Although the real bait is that it's yet another shallow which-is-best SMB thread.

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>>3818458

Cool Kid: Sonic The H.

>> No.3820312

Dad purist i guess.

SMB has just great jumping physics and iconic sounds, which were never reused for whatever retarded reason. It also didn't have easy mode cape/tail. Caves were fully destructible which was awesome.

Mario Bros arcade is the best multilayer mario ever.

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>>3820090
You wrote "Autistic Furfag" wrong.

>> No.3820339

>>3819837
/m/ is Tominofags vs Anti-Tominofags general, with some toku and srw thrown in.
I got here for the godzilla and SRW threads, but most of the time is talking about OG (posting waifus, etc) and talking about that one SRW custom fangame with AKB48 units and what not.

>> No.3820350

>>3820330
Autistic Furfags only happened when Sanic went to Nintendo consoles and Sanic X aired.

In the '90s, Sonic was rad.

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>>3820350
>Yes. In your head.

>> No.3820404

>>3820350
No, furryfags were always over Sonic, the actual difference is that furries weren't seen as autistic people (in fact, we barely knew such fetish existed), and furry cartoons were rad in the 80s and 90s.

>> No.3820423

>>3820373
>posting non-retro comic book characters

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>>3818458
Patrician

>> No.3820495
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Anyone remember the old SMB activity books?

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3820514

*spits eggs at you*