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3635827 No.3635827 [Reply] [Original]

>go on /vr/
>no mortal kombat thread

I am disappoint.

Mortal Kombat 2 is the best game in the franchise.

If you disagree fight me irl.

>> No.3635830

Who do you main?

Kung Lao here.

>> No.3635843
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It is supremely comfy.

I was shit at the game, but I mained Shang Tsung. I might not have won many fights, but I nailed every transformation and lost looking like a boss.

>> No.3635867

>>3635827
>tfw MK2 Reptile main
>tfw slide doesn't go under Mileena's projectile

Why the fuck

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>>3635867
dammit forgot image

>> No.3635889

>>3635827
IT'S OVER OP

>> No.3635998
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>Raiden
>back back forward
>IGOTTASAWWWW
>AYABABADEEEE
>HALAGALUAUGH

It never stops being funny

>> No.3636004
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MK2 definitely had the best feel and atmosphere. I think UMK3 is a better game, but the feeling was definitely shot after they introduced more urban environments.

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>>3635843
My specialty with Shang was to morph into Sub Zero just before winning. Then start his freeze fatality but instead of finishing it with the uppercut I would morph into Scorpion and do his toasty on them. There's just barely enough time to do it and looks awesome.

MK2 was my favorite of the classics, MK3's combo system always felt kind of weird and the run button was a good idea but not implemented super well. MK9 is my favorite game overall.

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>>3635830
Reptile

>> No.3636092

>>3635827
ultimate mk3 is a legit game and its entirely by accident and i love it

>> No.3636095

>>3635827
this because vr full of nintards

>> No.3636118

>>3636092
>and its entirely by accident and i love it

how so?

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>>3635827
I agree that MK2 is the overall best in the franchise but due to nostalgia MK1 will always be my favorite.

>>3635830
My main in all 2d MK games is Scorpion

>> No.3636154

>>3636061
Have you played MK XL?

>> No.3636173
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>>3636154
Nah not yet. MK9 kind of wrapped up what I was looking for from the series and then Injustice turned out to be one of my favorite fighters ever so I was still rocking Wonder Woman when MKX came along.

And the game design for it looks cool but I'm a little over the MK aesthetic so it didn't grab me as much. And now KoFXIV is out and that's gone back to competing with other fighters. I'll probably get MKX sometime when it's cheap but in no rush.

>> No.3636178

>>3636061
Bro I used to that and find cross fatality glitches

>> No.3636185

>>3636061
Armageddon was tight

>> No.3636189

>>3636185
Never bothered to try it out since I was out of MK since a little bit after 3 until 9 came out. Maybe I should go back and look into it.

>> No.3636201

>>3636004
>>3636092
UMK3 was by far the best. It combined all the good aspects of the previous games with some decently responsive gameplay.

>> No.3636250

>>3636201
I would like to see a game like UMK3 done in MK2's style with no run button and dial combos. Something about that just never quite felt right.

>> No.3636265

Realistically, what are the odds that Jax was banging Sonya?

>> No.3636272
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Kerri Hoskins AKA Sonya now makes awesome art.

>> No.3636306

>>3636265
Let's just say when Jax comes to visit, Johnny has to report to his cuck shed.

>> No.3636415

Awful game
Awful series

>> No.3636420

>>3636069
SOURCE, this doesnt look like the actual MK2

>> No.3636530 [DELETED] 

>>3636306
Why are millennials so obsessed with cuckholding? It's weird.

>> No.3636595

>>3636530
It's the modern incarnation of the faggot insult 10-20 years ago. History repeats.

>> No.3636746

>>3636250
You're not the only one here who mentioned seriously wanting a UMK2.

>> No.3636753

>>3636131
Does he ever actually say "get over here"? In the movie, and only there?

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I don't suppose anyone has an idea of what the arcade version requires to emulate? Like, a 1.2ghz arm A7 but not a 700 mhz A8?

>> No.3636770

>>3635827
Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 is the best game in the franchise.

If you disagree fight me irl.

>> No.3636771

>>3636131
>pic
Oh shit, it's Sub Minus Seven, watch out!

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>Violence - Literally "bullying: the game", singular objective is hitting people (how primitive, I don't want to play this) with zero context (how boring, I want story, I wish the medium would grow up).

-Offensive - Blood spews out every orifice with each and every hit - so much blood that would be hilarious in its absurdity if only it was not so traumatic, which it wouldn't be if only it was censored, but unfortunately, thanks to GamerGate, it wasn't. Meanwhile, lack of trigger warnings of said gore trigger the onset of PTSD in girl gamers everywhere.

Ableist - Excessive difficulty and too many buttons render entire game inaccessible to everyone except cis-privileged white males, proving once again that the concept of challenge in gaming is a bigoted trope specifically designed to exclude the mentally and physically challenged from participating in the gaming community.


>Racism - Jax's arms don't matter, replaced with bionic arms no doubt constructed and given to him by micro-aggressive white people who subconsciously hated him and tried to control him, to bring back slavery. The few remaining PoC's are all just unintentional Vietnamese parodies of actual Japanese people, like Bruce Lee, whose culture they appropriated. Lou Kang is portrayed as an expert at math. Everyone else is white.

>Sexism - Only three women, both of whom look and play identical to one another. Which is to say, they are both less capable than male kombatants, and both are hyper-sexualized manifestations of the male gaze and portray impossible standards of beauty, which actively promotes and perpetuates rape-culture as well as actual rape-crimes. Virtualized misogyny and syntactic constructs of the coding binary prohibit the women, and only the women, from expressing their identity as individuals through fashion in all capacities except the color of the problematic BDSM costumes they're forced to wear at all times, without consent

>> No.3637265

>>3637263
OK

>> No.3637275

>>3636185

that's an odd way to spell "shite"

>> No.3637297

>always liked the setting and lore of MK
>completely terrible at the games no matter how much time I spend on them

I do wish they would try to do more than just fighting games now. Yeah, most of the spin offs suck but surely today they could make something good?

Anyway it's been a few years since I've played any MK game but I remember spending most of my time with Jax. Can't tell you what it was but there was something about him I liked.

>> No.3637310

>>3637297
A new and improved game on the vein of shaolin monks would be absolutely fantastic.

>Anyway it's been a few years since I've played any MK game but I remember spending most of my time with Jax. Can't tell you what it was but there was something about him I liked.
Classic jax was pretty cool.

I'm REALLY glad they moved away from the deception/armaggedon/dedaly alliance design in the new games though.

>> No.3637318

>>3636185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5c9fCfSVY0

>> No.3637389
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>tfw you were the only kid that didn't know how to perform a fatality

>> No.3637403 [DELETED] 

>>3636530
Because the majority of this generation was raised by single "empowered" mothers so they never had a strong father figure in their lives. When they do come across one they submit like the spineless pusses they are. That's why so many 20-something white males are intimidated by and scared of Trump, because they've never seen a true alpha male before in their lives and they don't know how to react.

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>>3637403
>Trump
>a true alpha male

>> No.3637491 [DELETED] 

>>3637485
>calls people pussies with no fucks given and wins elections
>not an alpha

Yeah okay anon.

>> No.3637496 [DELETED] 

>>3637491
Pretty easy to do all that when you come from wealth, power and influence. Not to mention when you're also a Rockefeller boy and a good friend to Israel.

What do I know, I'm just a CTR shill, right?

>> No.3637507 [DELETED] 

>>3637496
go suck some more nigger dick you libcuck sjw

>> No.3637510 [DELETED] 

>>3637496
degenerate faggot

>> No.3637523 [DELETED] 

>>3637496
>Politics
>On /vr/
There is no fucking escape. Go back to /pol/ you fucking shill.

>> No.3637561 [DELETED] 

>>3637496
So what, he came from wealth, but he worked his ass off to trade that in for power and influence. And he was MERELY a good friend to Israel, maybe even just an okay one or only a friend to conservative Israel.

>> No.3637709 [DELETED] 

>>3637523
>/vr/ is muh safe space
>anyone who says anything anyone else doesn't agree with should be the one who has to stop saying it, and the person who doesn't like what is said shouldn't be the one who has to stop listening to it
>the natural, inevitable ebb and flow of any conversation as it evolves is fine until the moment it starts to veer in a direction that hurts my pedant feelings

>> No.3637735 [DELETED] 

>>3637709
>Feels the need to comment this bullshit in a /vr/ thread cause you're that you can't debate anyone on /pol/ cause you would lose for certain.
You seem upset, how many debates have you lost today?

>> No.3637739 [DELETED] 

>>3637735
debate THIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

*whips out pussy*

>> No.3637765

>>3635827
Nah I totally agree. MK2 seemed to balance the martial arts and dark fantasy aspects of it perfectly.

>> No.3637768 [DELETED] 

>>3637403
Alpha males don't throw temper tantrums when SNL makes fun of them.

>> No.3637832 [DELETED] 

>>3637768
Neither did Trump. He just said it wasn't amusing, and it's not. SNL has been shit since 1994.

>> No.3637834 [DELETED] 

>>3637832
>Neither did Trump.

Right..................

>> No.3637962

>>3636753
MK4

>> No.3638323 [DELETED] 

>>3637403
Interesting. I can kind of see that, a bunch of men who never had a good male role model would be susceptible to a con man. It had baffled me how someone could stand on stage purporting to be a conservative, boast about avoiding paying taxes and then have millions vote for him anyways.

But I guess if it's now a nation of upset 20 and 30 year olds with mother issues it would make it easy for someone like that to exploit. What makes me the saddest about all of this is the amount of damage he's going to do to the GOP in the minds of the people. He doesn't have the popular vote but is acting like he does and it's in danger of making the pendulum swing so hard the other way, God knows how long it will take to come back.

>> No.3638328 [DELETED] 

>>3638323
I think you got it backwards. The numales were voting Hillary anon.

>> No.3638352 [DELETED] 

>>3638328
exactly.

there were two major factors behind Trump's victory.

1. Trump capitalized on the anti-establishment revolt among the electorate.

2. the rust belt. Trump's policy points included economic protectionism and bolstering industry, which was the perfect appeal to the depressed economy of the former manufacturing sector. if you check the map, you'll see that breaking the blue wall and capturing the rust belt was the most decisive factor in winning the electoral college.

btw, Trump beat the political establishment of both parties.

>> No.3638354

>>3635827
I used to play tons of mk2 back in the day. I agree.

>> No.3638357
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>> No.3638364 [DELETED] 

>>3638328
>>3638352

That had been my impression originally, but >>3637403 made it sound like they were the ones voting for him.

>btw, Trump beat the political establishment of both parties.
This is definitely true. I hope things work out, but at the moment things are not looking promising.

>> No.3638372 [DELETED] 

Why do weeb cucks hate Mortal Kombat? Probably Genesis fags as well

>> No.3638374

>>3638372
Genesis had the good version of MK, kiddo.

>> No.3638383 [DELETED] 

>>3638374
Genesis had weeb fags with shitty taste

>> No.3638390

>>3638383
So the non-censored version of MK is the shitty one?

>> No.3638395

>>3638390
All console versions are shit Genecuck

>> No.3638429

>>3638395
lol

>> No.3638435
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>>3636420
its a mugen fan game. its dope as fuck.

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>>3638435

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>>3638436

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>>3638437

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>>3638442

>> No.3638449 [DELETED] 

>>3638446
>>3638442
>>3638437
>>3638436
>>3638435
What is this numale cuck pill? get redpilled faggot. you numales have no diggnity. you are the people who voted hilarry. more like shilarry.

there are many levels of cuck.
cuck
cuck boar
cuck lord
cuck god
you are like a cuck boar. kys maggot. or schoud i say jew? you seem like the kinda guy to steal money get wrekd nigger.

>> No.3638450

>>3636768
works perfectly on a raspberry pi 3b

>> No.3638451

>>3638442
yeah yeah enough teasing, "mugen fan game" doesn't cut it.
post actual name ye fagoulas

>> No.3638454

>>3638450
using what MAME tho? i have lr-mame2003 that runs 0.78b ROMS, is that enough for me to play up to UMK3?

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>>3638451
http://www.mediafire.com/file/u5qgw408011k1kt/MKP_4.1%2B_%28400x254_Edition_v1.1%29.7z
and the dlc pack
http://www.mediafire.com/file/kxa6sk43ntaegaa/MKP4.1%2B_%28400x254_Edition%29_Additional_Characters.7z

>> No.3638457

>>3638454
I'm using lr-mame2003, just tested mk3 and it works fine as well. I don't have umk3 on this build, not sure why.

One quick tip - mk2/mk3 have extremely low volume by default. If you're going to set it up, have a keyboard handy and hit F2 to get into the game setup and adjust volume there.

>> No.3638461

>>3638457
just realized umk3 is considered a clone of mk3 so it was filtered out

>> No.3638467

>>3638457
yeah i just noticed lr-mame2003 doesn't support umk3.
well i guess i'll set up up to MK3 on MAME and get Mortal Kombat Trilogy fo the PSX emulator, that is, for me, the definitive MK experience (the PC version does run better but the music problem can really shoot it in the legs)

>> No.3638470

>>3638461
wot? really?

but it has always been a parent, different chip and all.

crazy

>> No.3638471

>>3638357
I know right. It's fucking pathetic.

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>>3638456
holy shit drahmin is in this!

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>>3638442
>>3638437
>>3638436
>>3638435
>>3636069
these are pretty rad

>> No.3638495

>>3638446
dude thats just fucked lol

>> No.3638497

What makes UMK3 better than Trilogy?

>> No.3638505

>>3638395
Please provide picture of your original Mortal Kombat arcade machine time-stamped with possibly a monitor nearby denoting the thread.

Either you do that, or it means you probably play a console version of MK, a bad port for PC or in non-cigar smelling MAME machine.

Just say you're sorry and shove your Dragon Dildo back up your ass, kiddo.

>> No.3638509

>>3638357
You can thank the mods for that. Also thank them for banning posters inside shitpost bait threads while leaving said shitpost bait threads still up. That's such a kind gesture.

>> No.3638689

Who does everybody play?

I use Kitana because her damage is op as shit in MK2.

>> No.3639302 [DELETED] 

>>3638509
>getting this mad Hillary lost

Stating basic facts isn't shitposting you stupid libtard.

>> No.3639305

>>3638383
You're a dumpass. All the weebshit like JRPGs and anime platformers were on SNES.

>> No.3639310 [DELETED] 

>>3636069
>>3638435
>>3638436
>>3638437
>>3638442
>>3638446
>>3638456
These are a bit too edgy for MK.

>> No.3639326

Mortal Combat vs. Eternal Champions vs. Killer Instinct

Who wins?

>> No.3639358

>>3639326
Never heard of mortal combat. So I guess killer instinct.

>> No.3639369

>>3639326
EC > MC > KI

Sucks that Champions from the Darkside didn't get a re-release on Saturn.

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>>3638689
Sub Zero

>> No.3639670

Remember when mortal combat was good?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey5gDUEawHM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8xgIMNeZDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubHksZRFkQQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET0Jw9ytxpo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfuCHaKRoTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErOUIeEsUYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29zN3XP_i-s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT9cXBsXxq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGREBXSaRxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_mMkFMK9OE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEb173CvwwU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10frnpNtm3A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4XQEHxGa1w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUPEg-PIqdw

Me neither

>> No.3639708

>>3639670
show me one fighting game without exploits

besides, back in the day, no one knew this, so who gives a shit now. pretty sure there ain't any important leagues of MK1, 2 or 3 anywhere.

>> No.3639728

>>3639670
>remember when mortal kombat was tool assisted?

no, but these are pretty cool tho

>> No.3639731

>Planned out a slightly more lighthearted retelling comic of the original timeline, taking more influence from the martial arts movies that inspired the series
>For better or worse I will never get around to drawing it and therefore exposing the internet to that level of autism

>> No.3639934

>>3639708
>back in the day, no one knew this
Your kidding right?

The game had multiple revisions in a desperate attempt to remove the infinite's

>> No.3640039

So what are some of the fatality bugs from the first one? I know you could uppercut someone's head off with johnny cage and nut punch and the head would return, I think scorpion and subzero had some weird ones too.

>> No.3640051 [DELETED] 

>>3638505
Dos MKII is best home MK.

>> No.3640059

>>3638505
DOS MK-II is best home MK.

>> No.3640129

>>3635998
>New mk game is out.
>First thing I do is check if he still does that

>> No.3640140

>>3638436
Loved this one. Did you increase the speed for the webms? It looks smooth as fuck.

>> No.3640489

>>3639708
>>3639670
MK is more like a party game along the lines of Smash than it is a serious fighter. It was made so anyone could pick it up and have fun, but not balanced as well for high level play.

>> No.3640731 [DELETED] 

Why no rape in MK? So I can shove my hand up someone's chest but not my juicy and veiny Big Black Cock?

>> No.3640740

>>3635827
Mortal Kombat II is awesome, but my favorite is Mortal Kombat Trilogy for N64.

Rain is awesome.

For people who haven't played the series, don't listen to the people shitting on the games. There are good reasons why these games are always in top fighting game lists.

>> No.3640742

>>3640059
>Keyboard controls.
>No gamepad button mapping or joystick mapping available.

Spot the PC fanboy who is shilling games he's never even played.

>> No.3640856 [DELETED] 

>>3640740
>these games are always in top fighting game lists.
Only in dudebros lists.

>> No.3640897

>>3640742
Not him, but one of the best KoF players I've ever known mained keyboard.

>> No.3640919

>>3640740
Name just one.

>> No.3640990

>>3640919
Also not him. It doesn't belong on any top fighting lists, but it is a good party game for casual play like Smash. >>3640489

>> No.3641026

>>3640742
Mechanical keyboard is miles better than a shitty gamepad for fighters. Get the fuck out of here.

>> No.3641315

>>3640742
Since when do gamepad buttons need to be remapped? It worked fine! I may not have a particularly good gamepad OR keyboard hooked up to my dos machine right now, but that's irrelevant. How's that Saturn version, with its special gamepad and slew of buttons working out for you?

>> No.3641379

>>3641026
That shouldn't really be an issue in the first place, the normal setup for a computer is at a desk, so in that situation, an arcade stick would be far nicer. It's a huge shame that option doesn't exist and sprawl out.

>> No.3642397

>>3636004
MK1 had the best atmosphere by a mile... not even close.

MK3's urban bullshit and gay characters indeed hurt it badly.

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>>3642397
>MK1 had the best atmosphere by a mile... not even close.

Nah, MK1 was cool, but MK2 hit the sweet spot.

>> No.3642765

>>3637832
>SNL
Super Nario Land?

>> No.3642781
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>>3637832
Daily reminder that no matter when you start watching, you will think SNL as only ever good for a handful of years then went to shit.

>> No.3642782

>>3642765
saturday night live.

>> No.3642783

>>3639670
>combat

>> No.3642808

>>3640740
Nobody who knows anything about fighting games would ever put mortal combat in a top 10, mortal combat games are terrible low brow swill aimed at casual children who think gore is cool.

>> No.3644803

>>3635827
Can't get it to run on Steam since I had to reinstall it and GFWL support got dropped. Am perpetually stuck on the title screen.

I've helped myslef along with the GOG Dos versions, but it's just not the same.

>> No.3644962

>>3644803
MAME

>> No.3644981 [DELETED] 

>>3638323
>Interesting. I can kind of see that, a bunch of men who never had a good male role model would be susceptible to a con man. It had baffled me how someone could stand on stage purporting to be a conservative, boast about avoiding paying taxes and then have millions vote for him anyways.

haha holy shit this.

>> No.3644985

>>3635869
It's ReRe!!!

>> No.3644989

>>3640731
It's a murrican game, violence is okay but sex is not.

>> No.3644992 [DELETED] 

>>3637834

Go back reddit

>> No.3644994 [DELETED] 

>>3642781

The ONLY funny guy in there is my man Chris Farley. MAD TV was infinitely funnier than SNL.

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>>3644981
He also somehow got masses of Christians to vote for him which is an incredible feat. But sadly many of the Christians I've known don't actually follow the teachings anyways. Working in a church was a real eye opener.

>> No.3644996

>>3635827
I would fight you IRL to defend the honor of MKDeception

>> No.3644998 [DELETED] 

>>3644994
Chris Farley is one of the least funny people that was ever on SNL though. He spent his entire career as a fourth rate John Candy.

>> No.3645004 [DELETED] 

>>3644995
You're right... they should have voted for HILLARY!!!!

Christians can't be trusted like Muslims can to follow their faith. I'm sure raping little boys, prostitutes, drinking and partying never happens in their religion, they follow it perfectly.

>inb4 third party

Let's face it. The media basically ultimately shoves two people down your throat. The average retard will cast their vote for either two, if they voted for some unknown pastor, we'd have a worse person than Trump in the house.

Come on CTR... you know this. A little too late on shilling.

>> No.3645008 [DELETED] 

>>3644989
The sex wasn't the problem, having a big nigger like Jax rape a white woman is the issue. Even sex is okay in American media... but talk about real racial realities and everyone loses their fucking minds.

>> No.3645013 [DELETED] 

>>3644998

Shit b8 my man. The only skit I never found funny was "the man down by the river". Though I will say his movies were infinitely better than his time at SNL.

SNL seriously fucking sucks

>> No.3645017 [DELETED] 

>>3644995

Yeah I'm sure Trump was their number one choice retard.

Let see here...

Choose the most conservative and seemingly pro traditional values American... or choose an anti-white, pro immigration, pro-muslim, anti gun, anti-amwrocan woman itching at problems with Russia?

>> No.3645023 [DELETED] 

>>3645004
Well the fact that the two candidates that made it that far were as widely disliked as they are is another problem with their whole system. But I've hardly ever seen a less Christian man than Trump.

>Come on CTR... you know this. A little too late on shilling.

This is the second time I've seen CTR in the thread and I don't know what it means. I'm not a Hillary supporter if that's what you're going for. She was probably a less bad choice, but not a good one and you're spot on about third parties there. That country is fucked.

>> No.3645031 [DELETED] 

>>3645017
How he got to the front of the Republican party in the first place is the truly shocking and sad thing. He's a blatant con man and no true conservative at all. But now for the next at least 10 years when anyone thinks of a Republican they're going to picture Donald Trump and that makes my blood boil.

>> No.3645035 [DELETED] 

>>3645013
>The only skit I never found funny was "the man down by the river".

Ha ha ha ha ha ha now that's some top quality bait. No one ever laughed at that skit even once.

>> No.3645039 [DELETED] 

>>3645023

>hardly ever seen a less Christian man than Trump

It's comments like that, which to be honest really make you look like a Hillary supporter.

He's married and has kids, he has a traditional nuclear family. And he happens to be very pro-American which pretty much every Christian is. And something about Trump says that he's not against whites. Something most Christians happen to be... white. Christians have also been hypocritically attacked by the Politically correct culture, something Trump has shown to have no respect for. It's a no brainer why they'd vote for Trump even though he isn't perfect

As opposed to proven weirdo like Hillary who's literally involved with some forms of witch craft satinist bullshit.

(This is proven, not a conspiracy)

And since you agreed that you understand why we're forced to choose between either two, then you can come to the logical conclusion why they rallied behind the better candidate for them.

>> No.3645049 [DELETED] 

>>3645031

He got to the front by not being your typical run off the mill cookie cutter cuckservative.

Republicans are literally getting smarter. They're not all the same redneck neocons, pro-Israel at the expense of Americans, self hating, hypocritical Christian statist boot licking pussies they used to be.

Trump is a wild card who wasn't being a typical compromising republican. Now whether he keeps his word or not is something different all together.

But if you can't see why Americans were tired of your cookie cutter George Bush cuckservatives... then I can't help you understand.

>> No.3645051 [DELETED] 

>>3645039
>He's married
Many times

Also he molests women. I know you probably think it's fine to go around grabbing women in the crotch and then boasting about it. But if you are any true Christian look in your heart. What would Jesus think of a man who acts like this?

Forget that Hillary is in the picture, that's a smoke screen. I don't like her either but don't let that blind you to what's in front of your face. He is a horrible HORRIBLE person. He might support a few things you agree with, but look into your heart and ask yourself if this man really represents a true Christian to you. And if your answer is yes, then I beg you to pick up your bible again and actually read it.

>> No.3645052

>>3645035

Can you please use reading comprehension to literally Re-read my comment you literally copied and pasted and put into green text?

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>> No.3645057 [DELETED] 

>>3645049
>Republicans are literally getting smarter.

So they voted for him? He's a blatant con man and a bold faced liar. If you voted for him because you felt forced by a crumbling political system then I feel sympathy for you, but if you legitimately support him you are quite simply a fool who has been conned.

>> No.3645062 [DELETED] 

>>3645051

You're one dense son of a bitch. I'm not a Christian. I used to be. But I laid out PERFECTLY why they rallied behind him.

It's either a guy who seems to be a more traditional patriarchal run off the mill American. Or a globalist anti white anti American female shill who is involved with all sorts of witch craft and satanic rituals?

We have to choose between two. So do we choose between the pro American, anti-muslim guy who said he grabs pussies.

Or do we choose the psychotic witch craft satanic child sex trafficking involved woman who wants to import more violent third world Americans and attack the second ammendnent?

The choice is obvious for Christian... can you really not see how? Trump doesn't need to be one.

>> No.3645070 [DELETED] 

>>3645057

So should they have voted for Hillary? Again... they only really have two choices. It's always set out to be that way. That's the corruption of the American system.

My question to you is. Should they have then voted for some third party schmuck and have their vote count for nothing, and thus let Hillary win.

Or... should they have voted for the candidate that BEST represents them between the two?

If you can convince Conservative Christians why a Satanist anti-american woman is better than a pussy grabber then you should have worked under hillarys campaign.

>> No.3645072 [DELETED] 

>>3645062
*more violent and third world muslims

>> No.3645075

>>3645056

It's pretty obvious you nit picked comments since they're not responses to one another.

>> No.3645079 [DELETED] 

>>3645062
>I used to be. But I laid out PERFECTLY why they rallied behind him.

And I laid out perfectly why anyone with real Christian values never would have been able to vote for either of them. And it's Republican's fault for letting Trump get as far as he did. That as I said is the worst part of it all. I get wanting a different kind of politician, but choosing someone like him is pretty pathetic.

>> No.3645083 [DELETED] 

>>3645070
I'm saying the Republican party never should have let him get to be their head in the first place. There are only two choices on election day but there's a huge lead up.

Honestly, if everyone who didn't like either candidate voted third party or didn't vote then yes it would have made a change. Both choices were unacceptable. Saying Trump is better because he covers up his evil a little better isn't really a good thing.

>> No.3645085 [DELETED] 

>>3645079

But that's the thing. There was no other choice. You keep dodging my simple question and I know why. Because you can't answer it.

The answer is clear in your head. Either you want some unrealistic expectation where only the Christian vote matters and they elect their own true Christian Candidate.

Or, like you seem unable to comprehend (or perhaps do quite scarily) is that IF THEY VOTED FOR SOME THIRD PARTY ACTUAL CHRISTIAN.

They would have a WORSE REPRESENTATIVE in the white house in the form or a woman who is a know witch craft practicioner.

Can you still not see why a Christian wouldn't be dumb enough to cast a vote for a random third party preacher running for president?

Not all Republicans are Christians or religious, many different kinds of people helped Trump get picked.

>> No.3645090 [DELETED] 

>>3645085
>There was no other choice.
Primaries are a thing. It's not just one vote, there are many candidates in the running. The people who got Trump into the position where he was one of the only two choices are to blame.

>> No.3645091 [DELETED] 

>>3645083

>covers his evil

Though I am somewhat of a conspiracy theorist and I think they're all in it together and they're just both controlled opposition...

From a simple point of view. Trump has been proven to be less evil. If you're a woman and you got offended at his pussy grabbing comment, or if you're Mexican and got offended at his "Git out" comment, that doesn't make him evil.

Hillary is a involved in multiple FBI investigations, then we have her tied to child sex trafficking and satanic rituals.

Trump doesn't even come close to that. Does it still not make sense why a Christian would prefer Trump over Hillary?

I'm not for either... I just can't understand how someone can be as dense as toy and refuse reality

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>>3645085
>>3645070
Got any sources on Hillary being a SATANIST!?!? LOL Am I really reading this? Holy shit /vr/ this is spergy even for you. Trump supporters really are dumb as fuck.

>> No.3645105 [DELETED] 

>>3645090

Yes... and those people were not all Christians. It was a huge mixed bag of people. Some where Christians. But that doesn't put the blame on them.

Trump is one of the first Republicans that was hated a lot by his own republican party. Which personally I think just rallied more people behind him.

Think about it, everyone's tired of the establishment, the same one that promises change but never brings it. Then comes a guy outside the establishment that forces the left AND right to work together to try to do everything they can to have him lose.

People are wisening up. But I will ultimately agree that Trump is not the leader America needs. But if it's between Him and Hillary well the answer is obvious, him

>> No.3645108 [DELETED] 

>>3645097

No but she's involved. Unless you're aware of religions where drinking semen and breast milk is the norm?

Her emails are out there to see... like are you aware her emails were leaked? The same emails that got her under FBI investigation? The same emails which now tie her to Pizza Gate and the problem with the NYPD?

Ignoramus

>> No.3645113 [DELETED] 

>>3645091
>Does it still not make sense why a Christian would prefer Trump over Hillary?

No it doesn't because as a Christian I couldn't vote for evil even if it is the lesser of two. Like I have said, it is the fault of them letting him get that far in the first place. If there was ever a time for masses to spoil their ballots this was it. Both sides gave horrible options. Trump as the face of Christian conservatives will only be terrible for us. I pray your country can pull itself out of this mess, for all of us.

>> No.3645115 [DELETED] 

>>3645108
>Unless you're aware of religions where drinking semen and breast milk is the norm?

Got any sources on that? I have not read her emails, please do fill me in. Where does she talk about worshiping SATAN and drinking breast milk?

>> No.3645125 [DELETED] 

>>3645115

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-11-05/spirit-cooking-wikileaks-publishes-most-bizarre-podesta-email-yet

Just read through her emails. She's involved with these people. You can even Google for specifics if you don't want to read all 7,000 of her emails.

So many things out there.

>> No.3645135 [DELETED] 

>>3645113

Well good thing Christians aren't as dumb and fanatical as you. They were able to understand that they weren't going to be the majority vote, and understood that getting Trump's clown ass was ultimately the better choice when compared to corruption "spirit cooking" Hillary.

If every Christian thought like you. We'd have a woman who attends satanic rituals like the one at the Bohemian Grove, who's running mate is a pedophile sex trafficking monster. Who also happens to be anti-american, and wants to import more Christian enemies into our land.

>> No.3645139 [DELETED] 

>>3645135
Not to mention get rid of the second ammendnent and prevent Christian Americans from being able to defend themselves. At the mercy of a Christian hating Government

>> No.3645142 [DELETED] 

>>3645139

And not just the Govenrment. But also degenerates, fanatical muslims, and criminals

>> No.3645145 [DELETED] 

>>3645125
>Pizza gate
I think you've had a bit too much koolaid there kiddo. Racist and conspiracycuck what a shock!

>> No.3645151 [DELETED] 

>>3645135
>If every Christian thought like you.

Your reading comprehension is as terrible as your understanding of the political process. If every Christian thought like I do (following the teachings of Christ) Donald Trump never would have been the frontrunner for the republican party. All you can say is that he is a good choice because he's not as bad a choice as Clinton was and that's a pathetic reason.

He's not a Christian, he's not really a conservative but he has taken over the public face for both in one of the largest countries on earth. If you are happy about this in any way you should be ashamed of yourself.

>> No.3645164 [DELETED] 

>>3645151

Not that guy, but do you really think every Christian would vote even if they agreed with you?

And do you think Christians make up the majority of the republican party? The modern day republicans are infinitely less religious than the ones from yesterday.

>> No.3645168 [DELETED] 

>>3645145

>calling an anon racist when nothing racist was even mentioned
>ignoring all evidence because you choose not to believe it

what a shock!

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>>3645168
0/10
read the rest of his posts

>> No.3645204 [DELETED] 

>>3645164
I am saying no one who is truly Christian could have voted for Trump.

>> No.3645212 [DELETED] 

>>3644995
Sadly it seems like "I hate Muslims GRRRRR" was all it took for him to court the Christian vote (and an embarrassingly large chunk of the LGBT vote).

>>3645142
Fanatical Christians have killed more Americans in the last decade than fanatical Muslims. If you want to discuss gun politics, then that's a fact you're going to have to face.

>> No.3645221 [DELETED] 

>>3645212
True Christians aren't even anti-Muslim, that's what's blood boiling. Islam is a sister religion to Christianity, it gets some things wrong but mostly comes from the same roots and values the same things.

Trump won on a message of hate which is the opposite of what Christianity should be. And now millions world wide think he speaks for US. It makes me want to puke.

Jesus is looking down on what's going and weeping, I guarantee this.

>> No.3645232 [DELETED] 

>>3645221
>True Christians aren't even anti-Muslim, that's what's blood boiling
I know.

The sad thing is, a lot of Islam-hate dates back to the crusades, when Muslims were considered "heretics" and violently suppressed basically just for existing.

Islam is pro-Christian, there's even a hadith where Muhammad (عليه السلام) prays alongside a Christian in a mosque.

>> No.3645245 [DELETED] 

>>3645232
The trouble I think is that when someone does something horrific and claims it was in the name of religion, most people take it at face value. Even if what was done flies in the face of what the religion really stands for.

I now have to deal with people thinking that because I am Christian that I am in the same boat as someone like Trump who is a sexual predator, con artist and peddler of hatred. It was bad enough before....

>> No.3645247 [DELETED] 

>>3638323
Holy shit, you are a major faggot.

Anyway, I always liked MK1 the best. MK2 is still really good, but then 3 came and it started to get cheesy.

>> No.3645250 [DELETED] 

>>3645108
>Unless you're aware of religions where drinking semen and breast milk is the norm?

What's weirder, drinking breast milk or some wine that has been magically transformed into the blood of a zombie demi-god?

>> No.3645253 [DELETED] 

>>3645247
>Holy shit, you are a major faggot.

Because I'm upset that Trump hijacked the GoP and pulled the wool over the eyes of conservative America?

>> No.3645275 [DELETED] 

>>3645253
Hey everybody, look at this "TRUE CONSERVATIVE" over here! Take your Hillary ass licking somewhere else.

>> No.3645320 [DELETED] 

>>3645275
I've been clear that I also think she's a bad candidate. How America comes down to a choice between those two is horrifying.

But it wasn't Republicans that chose her. That was the Democrats. Republicans are responsible for the man they put up front and the man they chose was one of the absolute worst choices possible.

>> No.3645331

Nice Mortal Kombat thread we got here :)

>> No.3645334

>>3645331
Who cares? MK is baby tier trash

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>>3645334
>Trumptard likes Mortal Kombat

my sides

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Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. /pol/ is two blocks down

>> No.3645442 [DELETED] 

>>3640740
>There are good reasons why these games are always in top fighting game lists.

Such as.... ?

>> No.3645528 [DELETED] 

>>3645195
Nothing racist in them

>> No.3645538 [DELETED] 

>>3645250

>intentionally leaving out the fact it's a semen and breast milk mix

This is why they can't take you guys seriously.

One is just regular wine. The other is just plain disgusting. Both being done for hilariously weird reasons.

>> No.3645547 [DELETED] 

>>3645320

That wasn't me, the guy you've been talking to. And nice change work goal posts buddy. So now it's the Republicans fault instead of the "not true" Christians fault.

Stop trying to use non-sequitors and no true Scott's man fallacies. I know plenty of hard core Christians who didn't like Trump but voted for him because they knew voting for Hillary would be worse.

Are they not true Christians anymore because they decided to use logic? The world isn't perfect douche bag. You work with what you've got.

>> No.3645550 [DELETED] 

>>3645538
>thinking pizza gate is real
>millennials

>> No.3645558 [DELETED] 

>>3645245

>con artist

Welcome to the business world

>peddler of hate

Lol how so?

>sexual assault rapist man

Any proof? He said he grabbed some bitches by the pussy but any ACTUAL proof of him sexual assaulting someone?

I grab two girls at work all the time but they do the same to me and there's no complaints and/or reports. Does that make me a sexual predator?

Or do I have to exaggerate and tell my friends I grab them by the pussy in order to be considered one?

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"Come out to the VR, we'll discuss retro vidya and Mortal Kombat, have a few keks and on-topic banter..."

>> No.3645567 [DELETED] 

>>3645550

So why are Hillarys emails talking about drinking semen mixed with breast milk? Why all the degenerate pedophilia involved with those people?

Don't let your cognitive dissonance try to bring others into your retard levels of perspective

>> No.3645572 [DELETED] 

>>3645559

>Not realizing it's a new meme

>> No.3645579 [DELETED] 

>>3645558
>I grab two girls at work all the time but they do the same to me and there's no complaints and/or reports. Does that make me a sexual predator?

Not him but yes you are.

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>>3645559
>watching retards argue back and forth about politics is better than talking Mortal Kombat

Pretty much :) This is like a shit flinging contest between retarded monkeys. It just gets better and better.

>con artist
>Welcome to the business world

I almost peed myself.

>> No.3645597 [DELETED] 

>>3645559
/vr/ has been pretty disgraceful with the /pol/ and american politics shitposting lately. i was hoping it would have died off with the election or the janitors would step in but i guess not

>> No.3645602 [DELETED] 

>>3645597
>janitors would step in

Welcome to your first day on /vr/, so sad it's not working out how you hoped. There's a red eddit site out there that has lots of mods to keep you safe if you want. ;^)

>> No.3645606

Enough with the Hillary supporting cocksuckers. We get it, you are sore losers. I just want to talk about Mortal Kombat. Now, on to a very important question.

What gives Mortal Kombat 1 that retro feel?

>> No.3645632 [DELETED] 

>>3645606
>What gives Mortal Kombat 1 that retro feel?

Casual racism?

>> No.3645640 [DELETED] 

>>3645632
Maybe start a thread about the Hello Kitty games if Mortal Kombat triggers you. Mortal Kombat has never been a safe space.

>> No.3645648 [DELETED] 

>>3645640
>Mortal Kombat has never been a safe space
>game has shitskins in it and women
ya, fuck off yee libcuck shill

>> No.3645649 [DELETED] 

>>3645640
>implying MK isn't a game for people too retarded to pick up a real fighter

>> No.3645650 [DELETED] 

>>3645648
Yeah and you can rip them to pieces... what kind of retard are you?

>> No.3645673 [DELETED] 

>>3645650
the only women i'll have in my games are the ones i can rape to death with my german monster cock. slimes, only there to be decapitated and placed on my mantle.

fuck of back to

>>>/r/eddit
>>>/r/hillary
>>>/r/revleft
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/soc/
>>>/out/

ye CTR shill false-flaging as /pol/ to make them look bad

>> No.3645676 [DELETED] 

>>3645673
You're not good at this.

>> No.3645682 [DELETED] 

>>3645673
>ye CTR

Crash Team Racing?????

>> No.3645691

Would MK have worked without the fatalities and blood? Often wonder how the reception to the series would have been if it was a straight up enter the dragon tournament game, with some wacky characters inspired by big trouble in little china. Probably lukewarm at best, could easily see it dwarfed by street fighter on that equal turf.

>> No.3645702

>>3645691
>Would MK have worked without the fatalities and blood?

No chance, that was it's whole gimmick. If you take away the gore it's just another of the dozens of shitty SF clones everyone forgot about.

>> No.3645715

>>3645702
Yeah that's what I figure too. Not even the digitized sprites or Jean-Claude Van Damme lol

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>> No.3645721

>>3645715
What would have made it fly is if the game was well made. But SF:the movie showed us that digitized JCVD can still make for a shit game.

>> No.3645724

>>3645691
It would have been pretty big just on the graphics alone. People forget how mind blowing MK1 was when it came out. No one knew about the fatalities at first, but it still raked in money. It just wouldn't stick around aslong as it has.

>> No.3645727 [DELETED] 

>>3645673
>CTR

Click-through rate?
Currency transaction report???

>> No.3645737 [DELETED] 

>>3645719
>>3645717
fuck off. we have more important things to discuss.

>> No.3645754

>>3645721
>>3645724
I can see it moving based on the graphics, they still look good. still remember being blown away by MK2

>> No.3645772

>>3645737
whats your problem?

>> No.3645774

I say UMK3 is the best.

MK2 was a massive improvement over 1, whereas 3 and UMK3 were small improvements over 2, so I can see why someone would say MK2 is their favorite.

>> No.3645775 [DELETED] 

>>3645772
this is a secret /pol/ thread about meaningful discussion not your silly video games. fuck off

>> No.3645785

>>3645774
i'm not hardcore into mk but the common complaint with mk3 is the dial a combo stuff and dashing. really I don't mind, I just find the game very bland in it's presentation compared to 1&2. too many urban stages and lackluster new fighters didn't win me over I think

>> No.3646824

>>3645774
Mk3 was not an improvement over 2, it was a toss up, pretty much a different game. And... UMK3 was a rather big improvement over 3, it added stuff rather than turning stuff on its head.

>> No.3647116 [DELETED] 

Is MK the Ikaruga of fighting games?

>> No.3647124

>>3645772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdzLFNELeCI

>> No.3647175

>>3642573
MK2 was a little cartoony... MK1 was spot on IMO. Best soundtrack too.

There was something quite dark about MK1's overall atmosphere.

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>>3647116
lol holy shit

>> No.3647303 [DELETED] 

>>3645125
>bizarre e-mails
>about weird self-harm rituals
>and semen drinking
>curated by motherfucking MARINA ABRAMOVIC

She's a fucking famous performance artist hosting a dinner party, it's not a satanic cult. Abramovic was always about pussy juice, blood, cum and tit milk.

But noooo, it's way more plausible that she's an evil black magic reptilian priestess

>> No.3647324 [DELETED] 

>>3647303
I spent a good chunk of an afternoon reading pizza gate stuff hoping for something juicy and there was nothing good at all. Fucking waste, man.

>> No.3647361

Soooo... does this board have like zero Mods or are you all too stupid to report and sage?

Which is it?

>> No.3647441 [DELETED] 

>>3647361
It's a thread about Mortal Kombat no one was ever going to take it seriously.

>> No.3647709

>>3645785
I'm usually the one around here who rags on MK3's dial combos and dashing for making it not feel like Mortal Kombat. I don't think the idea was all bad, but it didn't work for me. Really though it could be that I was just getting bored with MK as a series having played so much of the first two.

I actually really like the invasion of earthrealm, the urban stages and a lot of the new characters. It's the game that didn't hold up, but that probably would have been the case if they'd kept it close to MK2 anyways. That game is pretty rough if you try to play it now.

>> No.3647719 [DELETED] 

>>3647178
Ham4Her? WTF?

>> No.3647721 [DELETED] 

>>3647719
It's a Hamilton reference.

>> No.3647842

>>3647175
>There was something quite dark about MK1's overall atmosphere.
MK1 had grit I think. MK2 kept the same grit while easing in more fantastical elements. I think that's whats so interesting about the aesthetic of these game, outside of the fatalities and blood (to me at least)

>> No.3647871

>>3647842
Am I alone in thinking all the MKs are pretty goofy? It's like a live action cartoon.

>> No.3648104

>>3636250
aint there a fan game in the works like this? i remember it being demoed at MK9 tournaments

>> No.3648259

>>3645673

Why does Mortal Kombat always attract the worst kind of people?

>> No.3648362 [DELETED] 

>>3645558
>Any proof? He said he grabbed some bitches by the pussy but any ACTUAL proof of him sexual assaulting someone?

That IS sexual assault you fucking idiot. Since you don't seem to grasp it let me illustrate it for you.

Imagine Hillary Clinton walking up and grabbing you in the cock and balls and just staring at you with her toothy grin. You know that if you do anything to resist her she has the power and desire to completely fuck over your life and if you say anything about it no one who matters will believe you, or give a single shit even if they do. So you're powerless to do anything at all and just have to stand there and let her grope and just hope that's all she does.

Do you get it now? Do you get how horrible what that man does? What he has openly admitted and bragged about doing, to complete strangers he has just met?

Because let me tell you, if that doesn't send a chill down your spine and a flood of compassion for every woman unlucky enough to be a victim of Trump's unwanted advances, then you lack basic human empathy.

>> No.3648403

>>3648259
I have no clue wtf caused the thread to derail this hard or why the MK thread. Like any other fanbase it has retards I guess.

I like this video of this aussie gushing over MK1, it's over an hour so skip around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycX3wWN3h6w

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**MK2 is the greatest fighting game of all-time.**

MK1 had the greatest A E S T H E T I C S of any fighting game all-time.

Hipster posers that don't get why MK2 is the GOAT are beyond reason. A good fighting game is about fighter balance and pure twitch reaction + strategy vs your HUMAN opponent.

>> No.3648449

>>3638497
It has better music mostly, but I don't see how it's better

>> No.3648460

holy shit someone finally fucking reported something

hallelujah

>> No.3648468

Kind of hard to explain how immense these games were if you weren't at that particular age when they came out. The lore and hype around MK I and II were unreal. Between the school yard and early internet culture (Prodigy), an insane amount of info trading (real and fake) went on. I remember a huge binder of MK cheat printouts I shared with a few friends. I even sold a few copies of a huge MKII FAQ I compiled (printed and mailed). I'd bet a large amount of white guys between 28-35 had a few years of their lives swallowed up by MK back in the day.

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>>3648460
>I NEED MY SAFE SPACE

>REPORT! REPORT!

>> No.3648596

>>3648468
It was far bigger than SF2... like 10x, no joke.

SF2 was considered corny and slow (hence all the sped up versions like Hyper etc.)

>> No.3648670

>>3648596

SF barely registered a blip. Fatalities, different colored ninjas, nude code rumors...it's like Boon and Tobias knew exactly all the right buttons (har) to push. The best way I can describe it was that it was like an absolute fucking mania....everyone was obsessed with playing MK and finding hidden secrets.

>> No.3648848

>>3648670
SF2 was a hit with the SNES before MK1 home ports arrived, but yeah, it got smashed.

>> No.3649037 [DELETED] 

>>3648596
>>3648670
>>3648848
Either this is some hardcore MKbaby delusion, underage or revisionist history, SF2 was fucking HUGE and by far outsold any version of MK

By 1995, gross revenues of Street Fighter II and Street Fighter II′: Champion Edition arcade machines had exceeded $2.312 billion[6] (equivalent to over $4.02 billion in 2016). The video game console ports sold more than 14 million copies;[7] the Super NES port of the original game sold 6.3 million units,[8] making it Capcom's best-selling single consumer game software until 2013 (when it was surpassed by Resident Evil 5)[9] and remaining their best-selling game software on a single platform through to the present day.[8]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_Fighter_II:_The_World_Warrior

>> No.3649054 [DELETED] 

>>3649037
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortal_Kombat_II#Sales

> dubbed "Mortal Friday" (September 9, 1994),[72][73] an unprecedented number of more than 2.5 million copies were shipped to be distributed, with the best opening-week sales in video game history at that point.

>First-week sales of over $50 million managed to surpass the initial box office results of that season's Hollywood film blockbusters, such as Forrest Gump, True Lies, The Mask and The Lion King.[77][78] Mortal Kombat II became the world's best-selling video game (until it was eclipsed by Donkey Kong Country, released in November 1994)[79]

SF instantly became "uncool" with the arrival of MK... apparently you weren't there.

>> No.3649059 [DELETED] 

>>3649054
Just so you MK babys know 14 million is higher than 2 million

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>>3649059
Do you have reading comprehension issues?

>Mortal Kombat II became the world's best-selling video game (until it was eclipsed by Donkey Kong Country, released in November 1994)

Not to mention the MK franchise has outsold the SF franchise 45 million to 38 million.

>> No.3649071 [DELETED] 

>>3649067
>Not to mention the MK franchise has outsold the SF franchise 45 million to 38 million.
lolno
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_video_game_franchises

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>>3649067

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>>3649071
>>3649079
nice out of date data, samefag

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-10-28-street-fighter-5-sales-grind-to-a-halt-as-community-calls-for-revamp

MK X outsold SF5 by FIVE TIMES OVER

>> No.3649093 [DELETED] 

>>3649079
>>3649079
MKfags on suicide watch

>> No.3649321

Anyone still play umk3?

>> No.3649513

>>3649037
I was just sharing memories of what it was like to be a kid when these games came out. Sure I remember playing SF, it was cool, but it didn't cause the mania that MK. Mania is the only word I can think for it...every kid was obsessed with learning fatalities, every issue of EGM or GamePros was packed with MK coverage, every internet message board was choked with rumors and secrets.

>> No.3650319

>>3649513
MK 1 and 2 were the biggest cultural video game experiences in my lifetime.

Can't even think of a close second... all the Skyrim hype maybe? GTA5?

>> No.3651180

>>3637765
>balance the martial arts and dark fantasy aspects
MK1 did it better... its simpler play mechanics just didn't hold up as well as 2 did.

>> No.3651282

Everybody get pumped and get on Kano's side

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vovDaPeQk_0

>> No.3651305

>>3651282
Johnny Cage says YOU will die!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK44Et3QB5w

>> No.3652376

>>3637962
i thought in either mk1 or mk2 he alternated between "come here" and "get over here"... or am i confusing that with mk4?

>> No.3652729

>>3649092
>release barebones, incomplete game.
>Sell a measly 100,000 units in five months after an initial underselling shipment of 1.4 million

Capcom are such a joke. I'm glad it's all coming down on them now, although it has been for a while. MKX is so much better than SFV it's not even funny.

>> No.3652736

FRIENDSHIP,
FIRENDSHIP!


....AGAIN!?

>> No.3653041

>>3652729
It's been going downhill since they raped SF2 tbqh. SF4 was overrated as fuck, it was barely average.

>> No.3653568

>>3651180
I mean let's be honest....MK has never ever been even halfway decent at representing martial arts, it's always been a the B movie shlock Western "martial arts" stereotype of the fighting game world....and for me, that's part of the appeal

I mean how can you say it in any way tried to represent martial arts when every character had the same exact basic moveset regardless of what martial art they were supposed to be a practitioner of?

>> No.3653571

>>3649037
>>3649054
>>3649067
>>3649092

Mortal Kombat has made SF "uncool" in the west, because MK was made for Westerners by Westerners, but it was always considered a joke by people who took fighting games seriously and by people in places other than North America

I love MK too, but the reason it had so much success in the West and only the West is easy to see....not only was it tailor made for Western sensibilities, but MK was also a pop culture phenomenon because of the media against violence factor that made it a must have game, much like GTA games later

>> No.3653598 [DELETED] 

>>3653568
pure autism

i bet you own a katana that's been foled 1,000 times

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>It's cute that you think anything could be as good as MK: Special Forces.

Seriously though, if you're not maining Mileena in MK2 then what the fuck are you doing?

>> No.3653604

>>3652729
Not long before we see a new Mega Man...

...[Pachinko Machine]

>> No.3653606

>>3653568
pure autism

i bet you own a katana that's been folded 1,000 times

>> No.3653653

>>3653606
No, I'm just not retarded. MK has never in any way represented martial arts at all....and with competition like SF, which turns martial arts into a cartoon, that's saying a lot.

MK has always been the casual's choice and was always tailor made to cater to Western stereotypes which is why it got so popular in the West, and if you can't admit that you're basically proving my point.

>> No.3653658

>>3653653
>*RATTLES TITS* CASUAL CASUAL CASUAL CASUAL

>> No.3653752

>>3652729
>mk9 was better than sf4
>mkx is better than sf5

i never thought i would live to see the day when mortal kombat games where legit better than street fighter games

>> No.3654521

>>3653752
Arguably already happened... MK2 and SF2 CE/hyper etc.

It may or may not be your style, but MK2 was as solid as a fighting game can get.

>> No.3655507 [DELETED] 

>>3641026
>a keyboard is the best way to play fighting games.

Sad thing is PC fans might actually be this delusional. This might actually not be a troll.

Mechanical keyboards aren't even the best keyboards either. Island keyboards are by far the best, which is why they are standard on everything now. Mechanical keyboards are loud as hell and take greater force to type. Just because Razer convinced you to overpay for a 20yr old keyboard design does not make it "the best".

>> No.3655519

>>3655507
>a keyboard is the best way to play fighting games.
Except that he didn't say that you braindead faggot.

>> No.3656142 [DELETED] 

>>3653752
>mk9 was better than sf4
>pizza gate is real

MK fans are hilarious

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>>3653752
>mk9 was better than sf4

>> No.3656181 [DELETED] 

>>3654521
>but MK2 was as solid as a fighting game can get.
lolno it was a casual broken mess of a game full of glitches and infinites. It had a block button because the developers didn't know what a crossup was, it was about as far from solid as you can get

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De4khOlHby4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET0Jw9ytxpo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfuCHaKRoTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErOUIeEsUYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29zN3XP_i-s

>> No.3656195

>>3656181
Unless it has microtransactions it's not casual, anon

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>>3656195
You are legit retarded.

>> No.3656298

>>3656181
>rattles man boobs

>> No.3656303

>>3656226
Sorry mate but that's the official definition. Pick up and play games with cash-skips are casual.

>>3656298
It's *rattles tits* you faggot, get it right.

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>>3656303
>Pick up and play games with cash-skips are casual.

That part is true but it's not what he said. Not only microtransaction games are casual. MK is the original casual fighting game. My fucking mom played MK in the 90's and could do Mileena's man eater fatality when she won.

That doesn't make it bad, I've always liked MK better than Street Fighter, including MK9 over SFIV, but there's no arguing that it's objectively an inferior game. Even the playtesters who did the Mortal Kombat 9 podcast were sick of how broken it was by the end.

That doesn't make it bad for casual play and it doesn't make it bad that it's casual. Smash is the exact same and that's why it's so popular. Pick up and play is great, but saying it's secretly better than a serious fighting game is ridiculous.

The problem with SFV is the same problem with vanilla SF2, Alpha1, SF3NG and vanilla SFIV. They always cock it up the first few times and then usually refine till it's among the best around.

I think it's a lame series with mostly stupid characters, but there's no denying it's quality. And it's obviously as popular as it is with good reason.

Also remember not to get your panties in a twist if what you like isn't the most popular. I spent many many happy months whooping ass in Injustice even if it was never going to be as popular or tourney worthy as some other games.

>> No.3657237

Just discovered /vr/, this whole board is made of nostalgia and feels, remember playing 1 & umk3 in my sega genesis, never tried 2, is it any good?

>> No.3658186

>>3656142
its less that mk9 is brilliant and more that mk games improved a little while sf games declined by a lot

>> No.3658197 [DELETED] 

>>3658186
lol 0/10

>> No.3658202

>>3657237
>never tried 2, is it any good?

I love these moments. They're like meeting some undocumented tribe for the first time.

MKII was commonly considered to be the height of the series for many years. The only game to really surpass it in terms of popularity was MK9, and that game was mostly based on the story of MK2 anyhow. It's deadly hard as a game though, ludicrously so even, and it's pretty simplistic compared to most other fighting games of the era in terms of gameplay, but as an experience it's still very enjoyable.

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>>3658202
>It's deadly hard as a game though, ludicrously so even

Ohh my god. You're not even joking are you?

>> No.3658306

>>3656414
>MK is the original casual fighting game
>a serious fighting game
fighting games are not fine art, ever

>> No.3658323

>>3658306
>fighting games are not fine art, ever
Who mentioned fine art?

>> No.3658401 [DELETED] 

>>3658306
Bear witness, the overwhelming stupidity of the MK fanboy.

>> No.3658419 [DELETED] 

I love the first three Mortal Kombat games. I don't know why everytime this series is mentioned some retarded faggot has to bring up Street Fighter. SFII is a great game but shut up, we get it you are a latent homosexual Hillary supporter.

>> No.3658478 [DELETED] 

>>3658419
>you are a latent homosexual Hillary supporter.

Mortal Kombat fans, ladies and gentlemen.

>> No.3658492

>>3635827
I like both the sf and mk retro games. I grew up with sf2 but admired mk. Mk is fun to play, although it suffers in various comparisons to sf2. Both are good fun, mk offering something sf2 never could, and vice versa.

>> No.3658507 [DELETED] 

>>3658419
> I don't know why everytime this series is mentioned some retarded faggot has to bring up Street Fighter.
>>3653752
[/spoiler]He's an MK fan so he's insecure about everything. [/spoiler]

>> No.3658510 [DELETED] 

>>3658419
This is the caliber of mk fans

>> No.3658545

>>3658492
What does MK offer than SF2 doesn't?

>> No.3658549

>>3658545
A plethora of easter eggs and doing things for the sheer hell of it.

>> No.3658572

>>3658549
SFII has that as well though.

>> No.3658575

>>3658549
So your answer is nothing?

>> No.3658580

>>3658212
>muh exploits

Not an argument. Try again.

>> No.3658582

>>3658545
It's a great game for casual players.

>> No.3658585

>>3658580
Where did he mention exploits? Why would it matter if he had?

>> No.3658589

>>3658585
Using sweep is an exploit in Mortal Kombat because the AI always falls for it.

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>>3658589
>Using sweep is an exploit in Mortal Kombat because the AI always falls for it.

>> No.3658607

>>3658603
Pretty much. It really is sad how bad MK's AI is.

>> No.3658623

>>3658582
So is Street Fighter though.... Pretty much every fighting game is great for casual play.

>> No.3658628

>>3658623
SF's skill ceiling is too high. Mortal Kombat is better balanced.

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>>3658628
>Mortal Kombat is better balanced.

>> No.3658643

>>3658637
Better balanced for casual play libtard

>> No.3658647

>>3658643
>libtard
MKiddies, ladies and gentlemen.

>> No.3658671

>>3658637
MK2 has okay balance from what I remember, since everyone basically does the same outside three special attacks. Only a few characters have broken attacks (Kung Lao has one for sure).

Street Fighter never was well balanced.

>> No.3658681

>>3658671
>Street Fighter never was well balanced.

>> No.3658689

>>3658671
It dosent MK2 has horrendous balance

S: Jax, Kang, Mileena
A: Kitana, Raiden, Kung
B: Scorpion, Shang
C: Cage, Sub, Reptile
D: Baraka

S tiers are literally unbeatable by anyone not S tier, the game is beyond broken and pretty much devolves into "first hit wins"

SF2 in contrast has a much wider verity of viable characters and even mid/low tiers can hold their own against the top tiers.

USF4 is one of the most balanced if not THE most balanced fighting game to date.

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>>3658689
He's talking about casual play, where he sort of has a point. It's designed so that new players can pick up characters quickly. You just learn their couple of special moves, which are also designed to be easily performed and go to town. I was the one who mentioned my mom being able to kick ass with Mileena in MK2 and fatality people when she won and it wasn't a joke.

Street Fighter has more traditional balance where they tried to make the characters all roughly as good as one another, but they also have very different playstyles. So it's not just learning new moves, it's learning new moves and how to play rushdown or tutle etc. You need to know your character and your opponent in and out to know how to fight them in a way you don't really have to in MK.

They're just different, for different audiences.

I like Sheeva and Baraka even if they suck ass.

>> No.3658724

>>3658714
The S tiers in MK2 aren't even hard to play, you literally just flood the screen with instant air fireballs and in the case of jax ground pound, mileenas projectile doesn't even have an input you literally just hold the button for a second jump and release rinse and repeat.

On no level is MK2 more balanced than SF2

>> No.3658729

>>3658724
You're talking about high level play though. That's what I'm saying, MK isn't good for that, but it wasn't designed for that. It's designed to be accessible to everyone so they can just pick up and have fun quickly.

My mom could whoop ass in MK but SFII may as well have been in Greek. So even though SFII is a "better" game in terms of actual mechanics and balance, it's not a better party style game. And I don't think there's anything really wrong with that. There's room and markets for both. Just look how massive Smash is....

>> No.3658731

>>3658729
Any game can be played at a low level, thats a moot point, MK's selling point is edgy gore, i ate that shit up when i was a kid too.

smash is only popular because of nintendo characters, look at all the "smash clones" that no one plays, same reason why nintendo fanboys desperately try to claim SC2 was the best SC game.

>> No.3658732

>>3658731
>Any game can be played at a low level

True, but MK is designed to be more fun at a low level where as SF is designed to be more fun at a high level. That's all.

Smash isn't only popular because of it's characters. Games like that appeal to some people.

>> No.3658821

is the fan revision for mk2 any good?

>> No.3659190

>>3658821
You cant polish a turd, anon

>> No.3659867

>>3658689
This does not apply to 99.999% of the gamers who are not autists.

>> No.3659935

>>3658731
Talim was my girl in SC2. I quit playing SC when i heard they removed her.

>> No.3660035

>>3658689
>SF2 in contrast has a much wider verity of viable characters and even mid/low tiers can hold their own against the top tiers.
not really

especially if you mean world warrior

>> No.3660217

>>3659190
you absolutely can

sf2 world warrior falls apart the second someone picks guile, meanwhile hyper fighting is one of the best fighting games ever made even though its just gameplay tweaks

>> No.3660351 [DELETED] 

>>3660217
World Warrior wasn't a turd though. It was an amazing game with some balance issues. You can't fix MK2 with a few tweaks.

>> No.3660469 [DELETED] 

>>3659867
If you are so brain damaged that you think anyone who can do a single move is an "autist" then you have more important things to be worrying about than video games

>> No.3660490 [DELETED] 

>>3660469
He's not talking about just doing a move. He's talking about playing MK at a high level which is where it does fall apart. Most people who play MK never play it at that level. For low to mid range play which is what it's designed for it's not that bad. I used to body people all the time with Baraka.

>> No.3660534 [DELETED] 

>>3660490
"high level" MK2 is literally just do one completely safe move over and over, you dont have to be a pro player to figure it out, theres not some deep strategy going on here, its literally just one attack that completely breaks the game, on any level. anyone can pick mileena, lue or jax and do it from day 1

>> No.3660541 [DELETED] 

>>3660534
Ohh no argument there at all. I'm just saying most people never played MK at that level, especially in the '90s. I bodied many Mileenas trying to spam with Baraka and Sub. Just spamming won't save you if you otherwise suck, it's not quite that broken. It's that compared to actually well made fighters like KoF and SF it's a joke if you try to play it at all seriously.

>> No.3660547 [DELETED] 

>>3658689
>the game is beyond broken and pretty much devolves into "first hit wins"

So was the entirety of the VS series and yet people loved it.

>> No.3660561 [DELETED] 

>>3660547
Almost none of the games mentioned ITT (most of which are not MK, oddly enough) are balanced at all, and in real life balance has almost nothing to do with which games catch on

>> No.3660582 [DELETED] 

>>3660561
>>3660561
Shitty balance and bad gameplay is why MK has never been taken seriously by people who spend a lot of time playing fighters though.

>> No.3660701 [DELETED] 

>>3660561
Name one game mentioned in this thread with worse balance than MK.

>> No.3660848 [DELETED] 

>>3660701
Marvel vs Capcom 2, one of the most popular fighting games. :^)

>> No.3660878 [DELETED] 

>>3660848
Nah, it's pretty bad but it's not MK bad.

>> No.3660890 [DELETED] 

>>3660878
It's among the worst balanced fighting games of all time, next to Akuma in SF2 whom quite literally breaks the game

I get that you don't like MK, it ain't my favorite series either, but there comes a time where you're just plain wrong.

>> No.3660918 [DELETED] 

>>3660701
>Name one game mentioned in this thread with worse balance than MK.

The entire Capcom VS series, from X-men COTA to MvsC3.

At best it is "some characters are vastly overpowered even in the hands of novices". At worst, it is "everyone has an infinite combo".

>> No.3660967 [DELETED] 

>>3660848
MvC2 is nowhere near as bad as MK, any MK for that matter

>> No.3660970 [DELETED] 

>>3660918
They are no "infinite" combos in MvC2/3 you need to land a minimum of 3 combos to win the game.

Also MvC3 someone won EVO using what was considered some of the worst characters in the game.

MK on the other hand is literally full of infinites

>> No.3660976 [DELETED] 

>>3660918
>At best it is "some characters are vastly overpowered even in the hands of novices". At worst, it is "everyone has an infinite combo".

>MK fans talk about other games

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>>3660918
>"some characters are vastly overpowered even in the hands of novices"

lol wow. This is one of the funniest things I've read in a /vr/ fighting games thread. And that's really saying something.

>> No.3661010 [DELETED] 

>>3660970
>They are no "infinite" combos in MvC2

Stopped reading there.

>> No.3661078 [DELETED] 

>>3660918
>/vr/ talking about fighting games in a nutshell

>> No.3661095 [DELETED] 

>>3660970
>They are no "infinite" combos in MvC2/3 you need to land a minimum of 3 combos to win the game.

Xmen vs SF had an infinite attack for everybody except maybe Zangief (who didn't need them cause his FAB did 50% damage).

X-men COTA has a 2-attack infinite for Iceman.

MvsC1 had a 2-attack corner infinite with Gambit. If you could reset the hunter series with Jin in a corner combo, you could then do his c.LP -> c.HP with no knockback.

that's just from the top of my head

And MvsC2 was popular BECAUSE of how broken it is, every nigga could do 230 hit combos.

>>3660992
Cable can link his hyper viper beam for as long as you have a super meter. That alone is more broken than anything in MK2.

>> No.3661110 [DELETED] 

>>3661010
He's right though

>> No.3661149 [DELETED] 

>>3661110
no, you're not

>> No.3661218 [DELETED] 

>>3661149
Except he is.

Feel free to post a single MvC2 or MvC3 match that ends in 1 combo.

I can wait

>> No.3662516

>>3658724
>On no level is MK2 more balanced than SF2

It certainly is, except for the 0.1% of the hardcores.

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>All of yesterday's posts deleted
>No political shit flinging
>Just discussions and reasons Mortal Kombat isn't a great game

Here I thought fighting game threads on /vr/ couldn't get any more retarded, but this is some next level shit. Looks like our resident MK baby who found comic gore so compelling as a kid is all grown up now and finally realized his dream of being a janitor, for 4chan.

Slow clap friend, this is true comedy gold.

>>3662516
>0.1% of people play MK seriously at all
>this is supposed to be an endorsement of the series.

>> No.3663127

>>3662661
>why were my shitty posts deleted?

>> No.3663136

>>3662661
Some posts praising MK were also deleted, like the one I made about how the VS series is infinitely more broken than any MK game. So I don't think it was an MK baby janitor.

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Speaking of MUGEN, this MK game is pretty cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sekPp7adkNE

>> No.3663607

>>3636118
its like jousting, but everyone's retarded and the loser explodes

much, much more fun than it sounds

>> No.3663746

>>3663607
Think he might be referring to umk3 explosive combat 2v2 for arcade, the console ports umk3, or mkt64 2v2/ 3v3(wish they brought this back 3v3 was one of the best modes.)Also run jabs are a happy accident.

Here is a video of high level mkt64 which plays completely different from umk3 and regular mkt. This is due to the low kicks and low punch having +20 frames on hit and block (Boon reduced the recovery frames of the moves to save on memory of the nintendo 64 cartridge).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7y0IM-Mdqk

>> No.3663752

>>3648426
only reason why i prefer UMK3 over 2 is because UMK3 has combos.

>> No.3663780

Mk3 the arcade version is insanely addictive. Just found this out a few days ago.... Dont know if its good 1v1 but the ai isnt too cheap and its beatable.

>> No.3663836

>>3663282
>all those donut steels

Nothing else ever looked as cool as this unfinished one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaicZGtPhlA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7QkZQvrwmU

>> No.3663935

>>3663836
holy shit these animations are awesome. I mainly like chaotic because of all the characters and stages, but damn i wish they would just make another 2D MK game kinda like this.

>> No.3663943

I don't like MK as a fighting game but holy shit do I love reading the lore.

>> No.3664098

>>3662516
its really not

>> No.3664161

>>3663780
>1v1
it's great

>> No.3664673

>>3663136
Well whoever it was, bless them. Perfect cherry on the top of all this.

>> No.3666354

>>3664098
it really is

>> No.3667647

>>3666354
Its really not

>> No.3667660

>>3667647
it really is

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>>3664098
>>3667660
>>3667647
>>3666354
lol

>> No.3669287

>>3635830
I like Sub-Zero and Scorpion.

>> No.3669340

>>3667660
Its really not

>> No.3669365

Mortal Kombat is pure nostalgia at this point. They didn't bother to diversify "playstyles" until Annihilation.

The irony is that MK2/3 are way more fun than any sequels that came after them. Overall, that just means it's a mediocre fighting game series.

Street Fighter has always been superior ;_; I'm still a big fan, nonetheless.

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>>3669365
>The irony is that MK2/3 are way more fun than any sequels that came after them

Nah

>> No.3669603

>>3669476

9 was the hottest iteration of all the ninja girls, to be quite honest.

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>>3669603
Nah UMK3 was the best for ninja girls

>> No.3669648

>>3669603
Anon, they looked like trannies. Male bodies and faces with ridiculous breasts.

>> No.3669649

>>3669621

I disagree but respect your opinion

>>3669648

That was X, bruh.

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>>3669621
I like the MK9 versions of the MK3 outfit.

>> No.3671437

>>3635827
Hmm MK2 is good.
I prefer MK Trilogy
All character playable (even the bosses)
its like they included all real 2D MK characters in one package.

>> No.3671439

>>3637389
Fatalities where fucken difficult, no instructions outside of magazines and they always where a mess of inputs.

No one fucken knowe how to make fatalities.

>> No.3671446

>>3669476
MK9 got back to the roots.
MK X is showing some rot, I'm not digging MKX character design practically everyone looks old + some mad max rejects.

>> No.3671452

>>3658689
Can you demonstrate
(Video or webm) how you can use S tear in MK2 to annihilate everyone?

I want to see this for my self.

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>>3639670
>>3639708

Actually the infests make it a peace of history showing how exploits can change a game.
Its a testament to how game mechanics can be abused.
Besides this:
infests are compleat fun if you learne how to do thme on friends!

Are the infests not something that changes the game and makes it competitive on another level? Like now you need to not get hit and the game consists of you working around this.

I remember that there is another uber pro game like this named jump dive or jump kick or something where there are only 2 buttons and one hit = victory.

I have no idea since I'm not a tourney fag.
Game was fun never know about the infests kind of.
Game is great for casuals, you can master it if you learn the infests faster giving you a macrocosm of what a lifespan of a fighting game is like.

Classic MK is to other fighting games what tick tack to or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDWPi1pZ0Po
is to chess. Other games have simply a longer learning curve before you learn the perfect win every time strategy.

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>>3671446
Yeah, I'm still too into Injustice to care about MKX. It's a shockingly good fighter for an NRS game.

>> No.3671802

>>3645691
I probably would have enjoyed it. Honestly the fatalities and blood never did anything for me as a kid, probably because I was raised on 80's action movies. I loved the ninjas and cool otherworld stages and the easter eggs.

>> No.3671841

>>3671505
>Actually the infests make it a peace of history showing how exploits can change a game.
>peace of history
lol

What is an infest?

>> No.3672369

>>3671841
>What is an infest
infinite, fucken auto correct.

>> No.3672891

>>3671505
>Actually the infests make it a peace of history showing how exploits can change a game.
>Its a testament to how game mechanics can be abused.

People also discovered this in Street Fighter 2 but it led them to develop real combos, not broken infinite.

>Like now you need to not get hit and the game consists of you working around this.

Of course you don't want to get hit, that's what the games are all about. But turning it into "first hit wins" is terrible.

>I remember that there is another uber pro game like this named jump dive or jump kick or something where there are only 2 buttons and one hit = victory.

Dive kick is a joke game. It was briefly popular with the casual fighting games crowd because it makes for a fun party game and forces you to learn basic footsies which most casuals ignore. It's not a serious fighting game by any measure though.

>Other games have simply a longer learning curve before you learn the perfect win every time strategy.

A good fighting game doesn't have these.

>> No.3675259

>>3672891
Are you LARPing as a titty rattler?

>> No.3676776

>>3635827
kek

>> No.3677295

>>3675259
Are you sure you quoted the right post? Not the guy talking about infests who can't even be bothered to look at his trolls before posting them?

>> No.3678516

>>3672891
>People also discovered this in Street Fighter 2 but it led them to develop real combos, not broken infinite.

They discovered 50% damage redizzy combos and Guile's Handcuffs.

>> No.3678530 [DELETED] 

>>3636061
I used to do the first half of the sub-zero fatality and just leave them frozen.

>>3672891
>forces you to learn basic footsies which most casuals ignore.

how could anyone ignore jump kicks in a fighting game? they were always useful I found backwards jump kicks were excellent for breaking the AI.

>> No.3678532

>>3636061
I used to do the first half of the sub-zero fatality and just leave them frozen.

>>3672891
>forces you to learn basic footsies which most casuals ignore.

how could anyone ignore jump kicks in a fighting game? they were always useful. I found backwards jump kicks were excellent for breaking the AI.

>> No.3679208

>>3635827
>Mortal Kombat 2 is the best game in the franchise.


Agreed!

>> No.3679208,1 [INTERNAL] 

/pol/tards and 14'ers deserve to be raped.