/vr/ - Retro Games

name the cast of RPG over you, your school friends and that crush you never even dared to talked with

>stumbling on the old save of that game years later

>>3647216
Naming Barret in final fantasy Mr. T.

>>3647216
>the first time you unexpectedly did this with a SMT game

rub a vibrating control pad on your wiener

>>3647213
giving the mc your name in a rpg game.

>>3647258
Halo was the best, you could just jump on the turret of a warthog, that original xbox controller had an insanely strong motor too, shit was hectic.

Save twice just to make sure

Blow in the cartridge

Get really frustrated when you have to watch a unskippable FMV over and over again because it plays right before a boss that you're having trouble with.

Leave a console on for hours/days at a time because you don't want to lose your spot.

"Okay, Mom, just let me get to this next save point first."

>>3647263
>>3647216
>There actually are people who name player characters after themselves
What's next? Picking the male character when given the choice?

>>3647287
>Save twice just to make sure
I'd do it like 5 times.
>face when a game tracks the number of times you've saved

>>3647292
I named one of my healers after my dead dog in DQ2

whazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>3647258
>thps level editor
>make a rail that goes in a circle
>use perfect balance cheat
>grind rail
>place controller on quivering little teenage dick

>>3647213

Use iddqd and idkfa in Doom.

>>3647258
>Summon GF
>press a handle of the controller hard into gooch
>rub one out at the speed of the rumble

>>3647224
Cloud=Calvin
RedXIII=Hobbes
Barrett=Mr.T
Vincent=Alucard

>>3647385
>not wedging the kart against a floor turbo boost in Crash Team Racing to have infinite rumble

>>3647287
>Get really frustrated when you have to watch a unskippable FMV over and over again because it plays right before a boss that you're having trouble with.
Oh hi! I hope you liked that 3 and a half minute long cut scene.

>>3647554
>3 and a half minutes
Five minutes.

>>3647216
>>3647292
>Mfw i use the default/real names

>>3647385
>playing FFVIII
No faster way to kill a boner, unfortunately.

>tfw videogames reward sadism

I never even had a Crash 2 guide

>>3647385
>tfw no gf to rub one out on

>>3647292
>Picking the male character when given the choice?

If you have a penis, yes.

>tfw you accidentally kicked a helpless baby yoshi into a pit

Fucking Mario, don't treat baby Yoshi like it's an object, put it on the ground safely, you bastard.

>>3647320
I did the exact same thing but in a regular stage.

>>3647258
>StarFox 64 was eight-year-old me's favorite game
>had rumble pak
>bosses would explode a lot and make the controller vibrate
>place it between my legs after winning a level

Never since then had I had more motivation to defeating video game bosses.

>>3647568
Same. I can't be assed getting all "immersed."

>>3648031
you and me, we're like brothers

Trying to shoot the kids in Turok 2.

>>3647258
MGS had a vibration test
dont ask how I know

When playing new platformers or adventure games, i walk to the edge of the platforms to see if there is an "almost falling" animation, like this gif.

>>3647591
Same here. What a moment when all those lives shoot up to the HUD.

>>3648305

>>3648282
Kek I remember doing this when I was 6

>>3648023
What was in the pits anyway? How did things die there?

>>3647258

>>3648492

Pits in Mario series contain black holes, this was revealed in NOT RETRO Mario Galaxy

>tfw when they knew that people would rage-attack chickens for a minute on end in Zelda and made the chicken revenge storm attack

>>3647258
Am I the only one who didn't do this?

>>3647258
>Be Me
>Be 10 in April of 1997
>Star Fox 64 is coming out with rumble pack!
>Log into AOL and go to N64 chatroom
>PSXers and Dreamcasters raid N64 chatroom
>They ask, "where do you keep the rumble pack at night?"
>I respond, "you keep it in the controller"
>They laugh and I didn't get why

I don't know why I thought about this, but it was my first encounter where I got trolled hard

>>3647292

I do it a lot. Moreso to name my save file so nobody confuses it for theirs, but I'll admit my own pretentious desire to not be mediocre.

>>3647258
Shooting an RCP90 in Goldeneye literally taught me orgasm. Typing that makes me want to die but whatever I was a kid.

>>3647213
blowing into the cartridge and into the console to make it works. People are saying today that it never worked in fact.

>>3648492
>>3648564

bs, not every pit is a entrance to a black hole. It's just very high up and you break your neck

Could just as well say this was revealed in super mario maker

>>3647258
>>3647320
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>>3647320
>>3651842
>>3648031
>>3647258

dreamcast rumble was goatest
same deal, circular rail and perfect balance.

except i'd switch inputs and watch scrambled porn hoping for a white scene to see some titties.

>tfw your mom walked in

>>3650891
Yes, obviously.

>>3647216
In my recent playthrough of Earthbound I named my party after characters from The Plane Scene.

It worked scarily well.

>>3647568
I use the official names so I can actually carry a conversation about said characters online/off.

>>3650891
no, is fucking depressing

>>3647258
I put it in my ass.

>>3647213
>"ASS" as your initials on the high score table of arcade games
>jump and whip to catch the ball at the end of Castlevania levels
>crude names in Oregon Trail so that the tombstone at the end would have a funny inscription
>curse words for names in RPGs
>shoot the Duck Hunt dog as this person already mentioned >>3648497

>>3647213
>"ASS" as your initials on the high score table of arcade games
>jump and whip to catch the ball at the end of Castlevania levels
>crude names in Oregon Trail so that the tombstone at the end would have a funny inscription
>curse words for names in RPGs
>hitting the skateboarder in TMNT arcade
>shoot the Duck Hunt dog as this person already mentioned >>3648497

Playing Goldeneye on 64
>Shoot Natalia in the tits and pussy
>Creep on soldiers and shoot them in their ass to make them jump

>>3653082
>>hitting the skateboarder in TMNT arcade

i do this irl