/vr/ - Retro Games

i admit i fell for this. I just looked for a copy on ebay.

Rented this as a kid. I STILL remember how I failed the therapy radio show level so spectacularly that a caller killed himself live on air. Haunts me to this day.

>the game forces you say "I'm listening" even when you keep getting all the correct responses wrong

>>3629645
The subtlety of him saying "Paying a visit to Smith and Wesson" went over my 12 year old head

Mega Drive>SNES
SNES was closer to the show, but the version on Sega was such a better game.

>>3629719
Whatever, the hostage stage was way more fun than the jet-ski one, even if it wasn't as rad.

>>3629719
But the cover says "only for Nintendo".

How did it get on the Genesis?

Was it a timed exclusive?

I remember finding the Cheers bar easter egg back when it was new, blew my 10 year old mind

>>3629632
I once looked through this game's ROM data, and found unused sprite graphics for Maris.

How do I beat Niles at Wine tasting? He gets me every damn time.

>>3629936
You can't, you have to cheat, he's so neurotic that his answers are perfect every time. There's a scene during the morning of day 3 where you can get him to burn his tongue at the coffee shop.

I was always impressed that if you move dad's chair away and then go to the kitchen and then come back into the living room, the chair is automatically put back to where it was. Actually I don't know if that was just software limitations or not.

>>3629632
Nice shit /tv/ meme you faggot.

>>3629967

the game is p.good for a licensed released, but how can you have a Frasier game without ''tossed salads and scrambled eggs''?

Oh, this motherfucking game. What the FUCK was with that secret level where yer Fraiser's dad trying to solve a murder mystery? It was totally out of left field. I actually enjoyed that part, but it was so short. The rest is all psychology bullshit and callers and drinking shit.

And getting that secret, OMG. Anyone remember how to get to that secret level? I don't, but I remember it was grindy.

>>3629796

Pretty sure it was an Aladdin sort of deal. The MD version was developed by a Japanese ATLUS team. Game is absolute garbage, typical licensed game, I think it pretty much 100% reuses the engine and gameplay mechanics from Super Widget, which kinda explains the questionable choice of having Frasier transform into a firebreathing Eddie with the appropriate powerup.

Alright, I've been at this fucking level for hours now. How the hell do I stop Eddie from staring at me? He's been doing it the entire time and it's really distracting.

Why are the controls on the Fraiser Crane crane level so difficult? How am i supposed to stop the crane pecking me and damaging my image

>>3629972
Did you never go to the store? You can go to the grocery store if you get kicked out of every trendy restaurant in town before the game ends.

>>3630020
You need to make it fall in love with the crane doll you get in the crane game during the coney island stage.

>B-but I didn't get the crane doll

enjoy your restart

>>3630028
Virgin detected. He makes the salad and eggs if you get him laid, though that requires you to grind Frasier's exasperation level the entire game so you can beat Roz in the drinking contest.

on the level where you play as the robber shooting frasiers dad in the hip

>>3629632
Can somebody tell me how to get to the secret Cheers stage?

>>3630284
its not a cheat, you have to have the cheers cart in and take it out, putting the fraiser one in

>get to the chapter where you try to help Frasier's dad write that song
>the piano mini game sequence
>mfw I started the game at max difficulty so the keys aren't labeled and I'm tone deaf

>>3630284

Yeah thats an EGM aprils fools joke.

>>3630748
Thats one thing i really liked about fraiser when compared to more modern games that had music like oot; the complexity. Sure its a pain to use the left part of the controller for chords and the right part for rhythm but once you get used to it its basically a whole game unto itself.

These pretend game threads based on shows were never funny. Not even the online KotH or Edd Ed n Eddy ones

>>3629632
frasier is infinitely better than super mario bros. 3 and if you think otherwise, there is an enormous probability that you might be a faggot

Design a Frasier game.

>Addams Family engine (the Snes/Gen version)
>Frasier sprite with chibi head
>Intro shows Frasier accidentally dropping his dad's chair out of the window
>Now collect the parts Frasier!
>instead of the mansion you walk around on the streets of Seattle.
>Collecting sherry bottles for points
>Going into buildings looking for pieces of the chair
>Don't get bit by dogs Frasier!
>Avoid the weirdos!
>Climb out the window and look on the rooftops Frasier!

I think I just ripped off the MSDos Blues Brothers game..

>spend too long in a level
>Lilith shows up, ala Baron von Blubba
I still suffer PTSD from this nightmare game

>>3630912

>Lilith shows up
>icicles sprout on the ceiling

i loved this game

>>3630845
Then hide the thread and let us enjoy ourselves in a mindless manner

Gotta love that kill screen
>"Scrambled eggs ALL over my face!"

>>3629972
Nintendos censorship policy didn't allow for references to salad tossing

>>3629808

delete this.

>>3630284
>>3630305
>>3630751
You have to get the Cheers Matchbook item in your inventory at the start of the game. Then open your inventory outside the apartment on the street, go to the matchbook and press L to examine it 4 times in a row. It'll make a sound. Back on the main screen, move Frasier underneath the shadow of the 4th lamp post away from his apartment and press L.

The matchbook now becomes an item that can warp you to the cheers bar at any time, and aside from having ALL of the characters from the show, it also has every liquor item in the game, an endless supply of coffee, and a free set of tickets to all the optional shows (my favorite is the Opera with pretty much anybody, but it's also funny to see the Taming of the Shrew with Roz or Hamlet with Dad and Eddie)

Does anyone else find those radio DJS who comment on your post-stage score annoying?

>>3629632
Any opinions about the sequel?

>>3631431
Niles' big day was the start of the casualization of the series.

>>3631439
I dunno man. Maris was one of the most brutal final bosses in all of video gaming.

>>3631445
Git gud faggot

I remember just staying on the main menu and listening to the music

>>3631431
Not enough tossed salad

i didn't expect my thread to get this many posts on /vr/

frasier4lyf

>>3631483
Just how old are we to be able to understand each other's jokes about this show?

I prefer the simple platforming that the series used to be known for.

What was your favorite subweapon, /vr/?

>>3631562
Bowler hat, easily. It was a bitch to unlock though.

>>3631562
Microphone. Its stun ability can be a godsend in those later stages.

>>3631562
It was only in one level, but Marty's RV could plow through anything as long as you don't let that state trooper get you

>>3629632
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't this an earlier effort from the guys who later brought us that EEnE MMO? Some stylistic similarities are pretty obvious.

>>3631562
Armagnac, you get it when you visit the level collecting the scattered pages from T.H. Houghton's 2nd book. much more powerful than the standard Sherry weapon

>>3630051
>implying sex happened on a Nintendo console

go ahead, spread more playground rumors. We all know they had to go the tongue-in-cheek reference route to get it in the game at all.

>>3629796
And why does it have the tagline thingy from SMW?

>>3632405
You're mistaken. It was the devs of that Turbo Grapix 16 Seinfeld RPG who went on to make the EEnE MMO. Makes sense, both of them being shows/games about nothing.

Wow I think I've stumbled on the /vr/ equivalent of Mornington Crescent.

>>3632479
Also, why does everyone associate Frasier with Seinfeld?

I could never got this game because of all the Nintendo shilling in the show. "If they are using marketing this heavily, the game is probably trash" Was my line of thinking. Too bad I missed the boat and a legit copy is out of my price range now.

Anyone get a repop from Aliexpress? What was your experience?

>>3632552
forgot image

P.S. its rumored Michael Jackson collaborated on the music for the Genesis version

this is FAKE

there is NO such game

DON'T BE DECEIVED

>>3632563
Sure... next thing you'll be telling us Polybius isn't real either.

fuck off with that weak ass b8

>>3631431

I still find $200 to be a lot of money, I don't care how great the Mode 7 looked in the blimp race levels.

>>3631431
>Super FX

I don't care how good the blimp race level was, $150 was too high a price.

>>3632537
>why does everyone associate Frasier with Seinfeld?

Both games were designed by the same development team.

>>3632558
>the Genesis version

Shame that it was cancelled, it looked pretty good.
I heard rumors of a finished beta ending up on ebay at one point, but the guy who bought it refuses to dump it because it would lose its value.

>>3629632
>playing Frasier on the SNES
>not playing the superior Becker on the Atari Jaguar

>>3629632
What gave this game such a retro feel?

I could marry any one of you and not regret my decision.

>>3632887
Quit being a lying shit, anon. Becker didn't first air until 1998. Everyone knows its game is on PS2 and isn't even fucking retro.

Drew Carey for the Amiga 500 is true retroludo.

>that glorious feel when you find the secret Sega Saturn under the TV and then play some Space Harrier on it

Fucking love games within a game, holy shit.

>>3632883
fucking cucklectors. Have you seen the kickstarter page? I hope it never gets funded.

>still playing Frasier when you could be playing Seinfeld instead

>>3633041
Too bad the game was just a walking simulator with a few shitty fights in the office level. Mimi's final form is brutal if you didn't stock up on enough buzz beer though.

>>3633041

That feel when could never get past the Kane boss fight in that game.

>>3633106
Ewww hq filters.

Emufags ruin everything.

The Nanny game was such bullshit.

>Having to defeat Fran's aunt when she asked you if you going to get married.

>The nannying bonus stages at the start of the game.

>The obnoxious item hunt you have to do before Sheffield proposes to you.

>The C.C. catfight in the middle of the game where you're UP as fuck.

>Having to get enough points in raising the kids before Niles helps you.

>>3633068
Walking simulator that it may be, it had some damn comfy atmosphere.

>>3629936
Beforehand, get Daphne into the room so that Niles can't think straight.

I disagree, I think it's a very good game, but Full House: Tournament Fighter is the best game ever.

>>3631028
>Call again?
>Yes
>No

>>3633065
Didn't that game have racist depictions of black people in one of Kramer's levels?
Or was only the Japanese version?

>the game has no instructions and the loading screen reads "Real men do not use instructions."

>>3633279
>The Nanny
Pshh. Everyone knows that was just a shameless clone of the Mr. Belvedere game.

>>3631552
my 20-something friends and I watched the show a lot in college through reruns

>>3632880

Except Frasier is notably superior, the dev's were free to allow for character development after they sacked the teams art co-creator: Larry david

I've never heard anyone talk about this classic

>>3633576
>NBC-era Seinfeld
>SNES game

>>3633584
It was a pretty late comer to the SNES, but they didn't really have the experience or willingness to do an N64 game.

>>3633468

The Nanny game has some big issues, but the Mr. Belvedere game is a clunky-ass and boring NES game.

>>3633297

Oh man I was so pissed when I couldn't figure that out myself, I had to borrow this EGM from a friend.

>>3633593

The Eddie stages are my favorite.

>>3633320
I never knew you could unlock the dog

>>3633463
this is FAKE

there is NO such game

DON'T BE DECEIVED

>>3633463
>That minigame were you play as Al in a flashback of him as a US Navy Seabee in Vietnam

>>3633463
This isn't a real game fuck off

>>3633463
A lot of effort was put in for a shitty fake game cover.

>>3631431
Why in the hell did they decide to include Bulldog as a major character in that one? He is fine as a supporting role but Jesus fuck he throws everything off.

I remember going to a wine tasting and then the guy got piss drunk because you didn't hold his hand and make him spit out each mouthful.

Thinly-veiled /tv/ threads can fuck off.

>>3634234
What are you talking about, anon? We're discussing as classic hit SNES game which many of us enjoyed back in the day.

>>3634234
If you don't like it, why did you bump it after nobody had posted anything for nearly 3 hours?

>>3634326
I...I DON'T KNOW!

>>3634072
Yeah but at least he moves quickly compared to Frasier and Daphne and especially Martin.

>>3633041
>tfw based British bedroom devs made the optional Clive Anderson boss fight unwinnable

>>3634365
Unless you knew how to unlock the Beegees as playable characters, that is...

> tfw only Japan gets Bebe Glazer due to Nintendo USA's no smoking policy.

Getting all the best items for cheap would be cake if we had her

>tfw no romance Roz option

Still pissed about it to this day

>>3633670
You have to beat the game with Joey, Danny and Michelle all on 1 continue. Worth it cause the dog is actually pretty op. Supposedly in the Genesis version he's easier to unlock

>>3635378
But Kenny ruined it in the show too (in that hotel room when he turned up uninvited). Of course they were gonna implement that in the game too.

>>3634326
Sage doesn't bump threads, jackass.

>>3634353
Yea, and then you gotta constantly babysit his ass practically everywhere you go. Bad enough I have to drag Martin's crippled ass to the exotic food market, idiot is liable to get me banned so I leave him in the car and try to finish my shopping asap.

>>3635419
genesis version sucks they removed the wine tasting minigame

>>3633576
classic soundtrack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC8nllRy1YY

>>3633576
because the genesis version was far superior. Fart Modulation = better bass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj66eoC8ntI

>>3636845

that feel when would just listen to the intro music to this game over and over as a kid

>>3635419
Can confirm, you can use continues on the Genesis version

>>3629632
>tfw still can't get platinum membership at the spa

>>3639037
I can't even find the fucking door! I end up locked outside by the bins. Where am I going wrong?

>>3639047
did you not pick up the map of the relaxation grotto....?

>when you misidentify 25% of the grapes used in a blind taste of wine

this is one of the best threads ive ever seen on /vr/

so glad people are finally talking about this game.

>>3639087
I think this was the only time I ever used a calculator from school alongside a videogame.

>>3639091
Please /vr/ are just being hipsters like usual, once Hardcore Gaming or AVGN do a review of it we'll go back to saying how it's overrated and the graphics aren't even good.

I had a very odd dream last night with the cast of Frasier.

I wasn't really there, I was just a sort of invisible observer. Anyway, they were all incredibly old, but for some reason Daphe had aged more than all the rest. She could barely speak and her voice came out as a croak. The cast was getting into the back of a black limousine.

It was really odd. I had forgotten it until I saw this thread.

>>3639087
You never made Corkmaster huh

>>3639105
SOMEBODY must have done a video for it already! Its prices are going through the roof! I mean look at this listing for it.

>>3639157
stay tuned for socks the cat

what a timeless classic this was

>>3639474
Why do you people insist on trolling this fine thread with these fake games?

>>3639474
Snesus Christ!

>>3632558

>>3639474
the Seinfeld game was better

>>3639523
>not retro

>>3639535
>doesn't know that's the DS remake of the SNES version

did you even play it? The Contest stage was the best one

>>3639157
Man with the way inflated prices are going these days, I don't think I'll ever be able to pick up a mint CIB Frasier in my lifetime.

>>3639107
Likewise, this thread has pushed Niles and Daphne into my subconscious. I've never even watched a single episode of this fucking show, but suddenly I'm invested in their relationship. I swear this thread has voodoo powers.

>>3639492
It's pretty horrible how many of these fake games seem pretty damn awesome

I mean, could you imagine being super man on the Nintendo 64? Sounds awesome doesn't it? Why isn't this a thing?

I have never seen anyone talk about this game, anyone else enjoy it, or was I the only one?

>They actually got away with putting a hidden sex scene in a T rated game

>>3639704
It wasn't a Pinball game?

>>3639707
I'm not talking about the pinball game, I'm talking about the real action adventure game. It felt quite a bit like MGS in a way

>>3639740
You mean the Gameboy Color games?

>>3639873
No, the Playstation game you fuck!

>>3631475
Really? Cause I'd say there actually wasn't enough scrambled eggs.

>>3639895
they're calling again.
scrambled eggs all over my snes.
what is a boy todo?
mercy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wcAXRCYPhM

>>3639941
are there any more YTPs like this that turn a sitcom into a retro game

>>3639985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppQ8npI6x28

>>3640065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnwAFKwIjiQ

>>3639875
oh, the pinball game

>>3629972
the SNES soundchip did a good job (for the time) of recreating the instruments of the song

but the thumping synthesizer arrangement they did for the Genesis version was amazing, and a great use of the YM2612

>>3633463
>most of the game takes place in Kalamazoo, MI
>you have to sneak a load of cocaine past all the cops

I thought it was going to be about tools

>>3640065
>not actually a ytp

you swindled me

Roz or Daphne?

You can only choose one to spend the night with /vr/

>>3639523
That postgame stuff they added was fantastic, particularly the Newman superboss fight, so it's absolutely worth mentioning as the definitive Seinfeld experience. Even if we are a retro board, we still have to recommend the definite way to play a game.

Season 1 Roz is the patrician choice.

>>3641786
the music was better on the Genesis version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj66eoC8ntI

>>3641684
both so they can lesbo each other. Tossed salads & scrambled eggs is forever stuck in my head now thanks to this thread.

>>3641786
Also come with Curb Your Entusiasm DLC for fixing the lame ending.

>>3629796
It's like when they put "Only for Gameboy Advance" on the cover of some game even though it was released on a million other platforms.

>>3632563
The Super Mario World tagline pretty much gave that away.