/vr/ - Retro Games

>>3532767
Sweetheart, are you lost? The shitposting store is down the street and to the left. Where is your handler? Your harness and weight vest don't seem to fit right. Did you shit yourself? Here let me walk with you. Have you ever met a police officer before?

>>3533371
>Have you ever met a police officer before?
Of course he has, he's a fucking beaner

>>3533378
kek

>>3532767
>>>/v/

>>3533378
kek

Also, Crash Team Racing is better.

>>3533764
>Also, Crash Team Racing is better.

>Liking the Poochie of kart racing

>>3532767
You have to go back, Paco.

>>3532767
Hey amigo, go play your juegos somewhere else

>>3533371
Vr is all about shit posting.

>>3533771
>preferring rubber band kart 64

>>3532767

Look how cleaner the Mario Kart track is compared to CTR's track.

>>3535005

>playing single player VS games
>not racing your ghost
>current year

>>3535021
That's because nobody uses the Mario Kart track.

>>3533371
>>3533378
>>3533406
>>3533764
>>3533771
>>3533818
>>3534108
>>3534993
I'm not even mexican.
>Trying this hard to be racist, cool and edgy on a retro games board.

>>3533764
Crash team racing is cancer.

>>3535026

It's more like a real karting track, the CTR track looks like a more rustic track

>>3535028
All of those countries are literally the same except Brazil and possibly Argentina.

You're Mexican.

>>3535028
>edgy

>>3535026
Speak for yourself piece of shit. My friends and I always play the first 4 tracks of the game each time we turn the n64 on.

>>3535040
I'm from argentina you autistic fuck.

>>3535157
Why do BRs get so angry when you call their country out as the armpit it is? Every other /int/ can handle the bantz, not South America though. Always gotta take shit super personal, like you just directly insulted their mother.

It's hilarious, the blind patriotism for shanty-town: the country. Probably rivaling India for the "taking shit personally" award.

>>3535159
It's like if a big bully picked on you. You're going to talk back obviously and not just stand there.

>>3532767
More like stfu before I bust yer frickin skull open bitch!

>>3535201
If they were taking the piss, I'd throw some smug heat back instead of going all "fuck you, fucking piece of shit, fuck your mother" losing my cool like a 12 year old with that.

I've only ever seen South America and India do that.

>>3533378
jajaja

>>3535157
>Argentina

>>3535157
Remember its the Falklands not the Islas Malvinas

Cool kart racer thread.

>Argentina

>>3535514

>its

?

Anyway, how did this thread become /int/?

>>3535028
Whatever you say, hombre.

>>3535514
SAVAGE

>>3535157
Argentina es el culo del mundo.

ITT: some random beaner pretends he's argentinian to trigger outdated /int/ memes, possibly samefagged by himself.

>>3534993
Only recently, and I actually enjoy it. The High Society of shitposting if you will. Only the best video games discussing

I tried Mario Kart 64 and it is extremely boring. Like, you're driving on track and there's barely any action. How can people argue about these games?

>bringing fb cancer here

>>3535849

?

You can use items, bump into other racers, etc.

Also if you have friends, I recommend you try the battle VS mode.

>>3535849

I remember when Mario Kart 64 came out it was panned in reviews for it's boring ass track design and drop in quality for the original. Why do people think that 20 years later it is even worth playing?

>>3535872

>implying Wario Stadium is boring
>implying Kalimari Desert isn't GOAT


>Why do people think that 20 years later it is even worth playing?

Because this is /vr/, we're here to play 20 year old video games.

>>3533818
>>3534108
Do you people not eat mexican food? You really wanna buy mexican food from white people for the rest of your life? fuck outta here

>>3535313
You must've just met a lot of hot heads then. Plenty of russians and europeans are like that too, and even Americans
>hambooger :D
>yu is fat & stinky and eathambooger

Best CTR tracks?