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3460268 No.3460268 [Reply] [Original]

Does James look alright in the newest James and Mike Mondays video? He looks really, really skinny all of the sudden. Is it just me or did anyone else notice this too?

>> No.3460273

>>3460268
>led zeppelin t-shirt
>tattoos and balding
>probably got aids from his wife
>his kid is dying and the stress is giving him cancer
could it get any fucking worse?
sage. go post in your containment thread.

>> No.3460286

it's the cuck treatments he is receiving they are removing the bull semen from his body so of course he is going to thin out a bit

>> No.3460304

>>3460273
James's life just keeps on getting worse and worse.

>> No.3460307

ITT fatties circlejerk about skinny people.

>> No.3460309
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3460309

I don't know but check out mike in the comments lol

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3460310

>>3460309

>> No.3460312
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>> No.3460315

Mike is hung like a porn star

>> No.3460338

Does anyone still remember this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=694-pgvrZio

>> No.3460365
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3460365

Reminder that Mike receives no attention from the fangirls, they're all over James' dick since he is the star.
Only people who care about Mike's meme "big cock" are faggots like you.

>> No.3460371

What does any of this shit have to do with video games? Can you faggots please just fucking go away?

>> No.3460430

>>3460312
god damn it.
That piece of shit is representing James company, posting under james fucking company name, talking about fucking girls in the ass.

fucking juvenile piece of shit.
someone please send him an email telling him he should do that on his own fucking channel name

>> No.3460432

>>3460430

Mike IS Cinemassacre.

>> No.3460434

>>3460432
Yeah, that's why every AVGN episode gets 1-2 million views, and every Mike & whatever episode/ live stream gets 12k hits

>> No.3460443
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3460443

>>3460268
Can't we just talk about how perfect Link's Awakening is instead?

>> No.3460449

>>3460434
also just talking about not watching a movie got him millions of views and worldwide press

>> No.3460467

>>3460430
Motherfucking Mike it's a master troll, beyond compare.

He plays the games, he edit the videos and trolls the fans and the haters.

James it's the star.

>>3460443
That would be better.

>> No.3460468

>>3460443
no this is an eceleb thread no video game discussion allowed

>> No.3460475

>>3460430
Some guy who makes youtube videos for a living is being juvenile? YOU DON'T SAY

>> No.3460492 [DELETED] 

>james rolfe
>finally realised his life's goal of making a feature length film
>it's a total piece of shit
>dead look in eyes
>balding
>cuckhold to BBC loving SJW wife
>retarded baby
>video game collection destroyed by flood
>forced to get a tattoo by a black man that was fucking his wife
>literal micropenis
>forced into a permanent chastity device by one of her wife's black bull
>hemorrhaging money
>forced to play a character he hates to pay the medical bills for his spaz kid
>had to sell most of his classic games for a baby that probably isn't his
>has to rimjob her wife's nigger lovers while they fuck her
>sideburns inversely proportional to the hair on his head
>getting fatter by the day
>blood pressure on the rise
>has to eat nigger cum out of her wife's pussy on a daily basis
>literally a ticking time bomb of fatness and depression
>still wearing t-shirts (even metal t-shirts) like a teenager
>fallen so low but still hasn't hit the absolute bottom
>also has no way to get back to the top

>mike matei
>aging like a fine wine
>getting more handsome every day
>thick full head of beautifully groomed hair
>hot girlfriends
>solely responsible for AVGN and James' paychecks for the last 10 years
>funnier than james
>smarter than james
>bigger penis than james
>his hot girlfriends are all faithful
>better at making films than james
>dresses nicely
>10" diamond hard thick penis
>can fuck for hours
>fucks like a machine
>more interesting opinions than james
>better at video games than james
>lets james come over to his awesome apartment because he's such a killer nice guy he won't leave this shell of a man in the dust
>lets james suck his gigantic beautiful cock off
>nothing but good things ahead
>phd in applied mathematics soon
>confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha
>actually has talent in multiple areas (drawing, video editing, web administration, etc.)

>> No.3460495

>>3460492
Why does /vr/ care so much about this guy and who his wife has sex with? It doesn't seem like any of you like his videos, but you're all obsessed with him and talk about cuckolding all the time. It's pretty weird.

>> No.3460497

>>3460492


>being gay for mike "whiny feminine voice" mattei

lol, you must be a total faggot

>> No.3460498

>>3460495

That pasta is originally from /v/

>> No.3460502

>>3460492
>confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha

>> No.3460503

>>3460495
>Why does /vr/ care so much about this guy and who his wife has sex with?

lol cuck

>> No.3460504

>>3460495
because this is mostly the toxic cunts from /v/ and /b/ who are shitposting here and on /vg/ lately, because there's no janitors to ban or contain them

>> No.3460506

>>3460503
You're the one writing long posts about who some internet douche's wife is having sex with, but I'm the cuck? That's rich coming from someone with so much black cock on the brain.

>> No.3460507

>>3460286

James is no longer cucked after standing up to the Ghostbuster feminazis

>> No.3460508
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>>3460430

>> No.3460509

>>3460506
I didn't write any of that. You're a cuck because you think it shouldn't matter who another mans WIFE is sleeping with.

>> No.3460510
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>>3460495
Scott Heath is a regular here and his wife cheated on him with half the infirmary when they were still together. I wouldn't be surprised if he's one of the ones bitching about it all the time.

>> No.3460514

>>3460504
Only /vr/ gives a shit about James. This isn't /v/ or /b/ invading, this is just par for the course on an average /vr/ day.

>> No.3460515

>>3460509
>I should care what people I will never meet are doing with their relationship.

Lol you're a fucking weirdo.

>> No.3460517
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3460517

At least James isn't as bad as Ryan.

>> No.3460518

>>3460515
>It doesn't affect you!!! don't judge!!!

The mantra of the morally retarded, spiritually dead and mentally inept cuckold.

>> No.3460519

>>3460517

Bootsy>James>guitar guy>Ryan>Mike

>> No.3460520

we need a containment board for you e-celeb whores

>> No.3460523

>>3460518
>I need other people to tell me how to live my life because I'm incapable of making intelligent decisions on my own

I feel bad for people like you. But of course just keep yelling cuck cuck cuck at me over and over as you live in fear of black cocks.

>> No.3460526

>>3460268
James should just sell the entire rights to Cinemassacre to Mike and focus on his kid.

>> No.3460529

>>3460523
>Fuck you mom and dad you can't tell me what to do! It's the current year! it's my life and my actions exist in a vacuum! everything is relative!

And before you ask, No. I'm not interested in being the bull for your imaginary girlfriend.

>> No.3460531

>>3460529
>And before you ask, No. I'm not interested in being the bull for your imaginary girlfriend.

Why would I ask you that? You're the one obsessed with cuckolding. I'm just asking why you people talk about it every day. Nice try with the strawman though.

>> No.3460534

>>3460497
Dude, big dick bottoms are amazing to fuck. Seeing a giant cock bouncing up and down is great.

>> No.3460535
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>>3460534

>> No.3460539

>>3460268
Kill yourself

>> No.3460558

What even is this thread?

>> No.3460613

>>3460508
kek

>> No.3460624

>>3460443
The Oracle games are better.

>> No.3460706

>balding
>losing weight due to stress
>wife has a black bf

JUST

>> No.3460716
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3460716

>>3460706

Sup SJW, still mad about ghostbusters? The movie tanked anyway.

>> No.3460916

>>3460519
guitar guy is a GIANT cuck.
James>Bootsy>Mike>Ryan>Guitar Guy

>> No.3460919

Mike's cock > Mike > James > Bootsy >>>> Ryan

>> No.3460921

>>3460517

look at dem fuckin bitch titties. he's at least a B cup. Mike should titty fuck him

>> No.3461103

>>3460268
I've not watched the full video, but something looks... off about James in that shot, almost like he has a lump under his chin. Yeah, sure, double chin, but normally that would transition more gently into the fat of the neck. Maybe just an unflattering pause.

>> No.3461162

>>>/tv/
>>>/trash/
>>>/b/
>>>/v/
>>>/celeb/
>>>/r/eddit

>> No.3461183

>>3461162
> click on >>>/r/eddit
>takes me to a page called adult requests

kek

>> No.3461350

age

>>3460286
>james is a cuck because ????? uhhhhh he acknowledged that black people exist or something
>>3460507
>w-wait not anymore cause he didn't watch a movie or something
this is the weirdest meme
also
>using terminology like 'bull' like that doesn't out you all as projecting fetishists

>> No.3461353

>>3460558
/r9k/

>> No.3461356

It's cause he has the Beiber fever.

>> No.3461357

>>3461350

The cuck meme was only forced by /v/tards, when the ghostbusters thing happened, /v/ couldn't oppose /pol/ and did the whole "uncuck" thing.
But yeah James was never a cuck.

>> No.3461364

james has looked unhealthy ever since he did his first post-movie-filming episode in like mid-2012

>> No.3461402

>>3461357
Give it up Mike, James is and always will be a cuck.

>> No.3461406

>>3461402
>/r9k/ relegating everything to their sexual insecurities

>> No.3461475
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3461475

What went wrong?

>> No.3461534

>>3461357
No it was before the Ghostbusters thing new fag. It started with his wife's comments about his movie being a Caucasian sausage fest

>> No.3461549

>>3460526

Mike made the fucking site.

>> No.3461554

>>3460365
Mikes got the hotter wife though.

>> No.3461569
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3461569

How did James wife go from looking kinda cute, to looking so ugly?

>> No.3461573

>>3460268
I've actually thought he's looked fat these past few years and he's finally back down to a normal weight, like he was when he first started doing AVGN.

>> No.3461574

>>3461569
Post your wife now

>> No.3461575

>>3461534

Ghostbusters was when he got uncucked.

>> No.3461579
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3461579

>>3461554

Butterface. James gets the fangirls.

Girls find Mike unattractive, gay guys fall for Mike, which is why he's so popular around here.

>> No.3461583
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3461583

Fuckers stole the idea from a smaller channel:

Link's Awakening: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3bUknXGAC3Fl6XrmGEHPrr0y8gGINwlT

>> No.3461590
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>>3461573
The fattest he's ever been was around the 2009 era.

>> No.3461591

>>3461583
Shilling your own videos lol

>> No.3461594
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3461594

Mike's hoes

>> No.3461605
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>>3460430

How dare he sully the good name of a brand built on shit, piss, and dick jokes.

>> No.3461615
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3461615

>>3460430

>> No.3461619

>>3461569
Zombie femnazi eyes.

>> No.3461625

>>3461615
>tumblr faggots fantasizing about mike's meme dick

Why am I not surprised

>> No.3461646

>>3461625
only loose sluts want a dick that big. I'm pretty lucky myself and have a good size but even still I have problems shoving it into my gf feels too good though tight af

>> No.3461671

>>3461646
Sure you do.

>> No.3461681

>>3461579
Jesus christ james.
He looks so skeezy here.
Also looks like he wont touch fans anymore like the old days.

>> No.3461701

>>3460338
Delete this!

>> No.3461703

>>3461579
Also he doesnt do the D: face anymore

he truly is dead inside

>> No.3461867

>>3461534
>>3461575
way to totally misinterpret what he said just so you guys could say cuck again

>> No.3461890

>>3460492
lol holy shit anon you got problems

>> No.3461891

I honestly feel dumber for reading this thread. wtf

>> No.3461893

>>3460492
project harder about your fetish jesus christ

>> No.3461906

>>3461891
/vr/ is good when talking about games but jfc if it isn't the WORST when it comes to off-topic shit

>> No.3461919

>>3460492
>aging like a fine wine

>> No.3461926
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3461926

What's this meme about James' wife fucking other manboys? Can someone fill me in with their conspiratard evidence?

>> No.3461931

what's up with the shit about James's wife cheating on him with a nigger?
I assume it's just /vr/ shitposts, but give some sort of source to back the claim if this is somehow legit

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>>3461931
>expecting people to back up their claims on this rwandan woodworking site

>> No.3461942

>>3461926
>>3461931
a black guy was in his movie

that's literally it

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>>3461942


/2012/01/06/mrs-nerd-speaks/

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>>3461949
So absolutely no basis then?

>> No.3461960

>>3461958
Yes, her saying she wants more diversity, and saying their was too much white cock around, and then the movie that followed after this post containing a nigger as the main character of AVGN movie, and kissing the white girl at the end right in front of james, is no basis at all.

>> No.3461963

>>3461949
>while I can't help to add any ethnic diversity
theory debunked. /vr/ cuckold fetishists on suicide watch

>> No.3461965

>>3461960
it's not like that could've just been james' choice or anything. you 8gaggers are acting like there's never been a black guy in a movie before or that this married dude should've made out with some other girl

>> No.3461967

>>3461963
SHIT! I was hoping for some episodes with his nigger baby as a guest character.

>> No.3461973

>>3461960
She also mentions there being a lack of FEMALE viewers in that same paragraph. It's actually incredibly obvious she's saying there needs to be more females on the shows.

>> No.3461976

>>3461965
>acting like there's never been a black guy in a movie before

Name one good reason that a little black teenager that has never been in an AVGN episode before should be the star of the movie

>that this married dude should've made out with some other girl

Then he should have rewrote the movie to withdraw the kiss, if he wasn't going to get any anyway. Or just let his wife know that its a fucking movie and people kiss other people in movies AS ACTORS

>> No.3461980

>>3461973
& like 8 years after that post? ~no females on the show~ it's almost like this is anther laundry list item overblown by robots & /pol/yps

>> No.3461984

>>3461973
>She also mentions there being a lack of FEMALE viewers in that same paragraph.

That was just some stupid ignorant line she pulled out of her ass. It was actually damaging to James in a way. Basically alienating the women that DO watch the show, making them think.. huh.. whats wrong with me if I'm only one of 10 women in millions that watch this. Is she calling me pathetic for watching a show aimed at teen boys?

She's a moron, james made a mistake having her write an article.

>> No.3461990

>>3461976
>the star of the movie
...he's not
>Then he should have rewrote the movie to withdraw the kiss, if he wasn't going to get any anyway.
or just maybe he wrote the nerd to not Get The Girl in this first place?? you all are just butthurt your fanfiction wasn't canon

>> No.3461997

>>3461990
>or just maybe he wrote the nerd to not Get The Girl in this first place??

So you're saying james purposely wrote himself as a guy that doesn't get the girl and instead enjoys watching a blackman take the girl right in front of him?

Gee, that's not cuckish at all!

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>>3460268
>>3460492

>> No.3462007

>>3461997
>actors are decided in the writing phase
gee you sure know how making a movie works

>> No.3462012

>>3461997
Are you serious?

Do you have a sexual problem or something?

The guy has a wife and a kid.

His life is fucked, but not by his wife sleeping around, but by fucking marriage.

That's shit.

>> No.3462013

I think this whole cuck thing started in response to the decline in quality of AVGN episodes, and the entire shitshow that was the AVGN movie. If everything was as good as it was back in 2006, 2007, 2008, and 2009, people wouldn't be making fun of him. Fans are angry at how bad the show has gotten so they are making fun a James's hair, his wife and kid, Mike. They'll find any little thing and blow it out of proportion because AVGN has gone to fuckin' shit. Can't say I blame them though.

>> No.3462014

>>3462007
>dude let me deflect because I just got BTFO
>ps Im thirsty for some BBC

>> No.3462015

>>3461997
also this is just some weird implication that avgn should've gotten the girl over the black guy just for the sake of them being a white guy/girl in a movie. avgn movie was a piece of shit but this is the most pedantic thing to break apart and just reeks of basement nazi buttpain. i'm really just sick of hearing about it

>> No.3462018

>>3462014
>my post was deflection
>this isn't
pls stop writing your fetish fics about me now

>> No.3462019

>>3461949
So she's an SJW drone. And SJW wives almost always cuck their husband to bend to their will. Poor James...

>> No.3462023

>>3462013
have you gone back and watched the first few eps from the first season? they're even worse than the most recent ones for the most part

really the only time avgn was good was when he was working for screwattack.

>> No.3462024

>>3462019
now this middleschooler knows what's up!

>> No.3462032

>>3462013
This is actually true I'd say. The newer episodes don't have the same "relaxing-to-watch" vibe, bad acting, and over all obvious forced "anger" about small shit just to be "angry"

>> No.3462037

>>3462024
Ey boi wan do anul? ;^)

>> No.3462070

>>3462013
>fans

Those aren't fans, those are fans: >>3461579
>>3460716
>>3460365

The retards who parrot the cuck meme are just teenagers from /v/ who found a new meme buzzword and can't let go

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>>3462024

>> No.3462117

Is James actually a cuck? http://www.strawpoll.me/11113151

>> No.3462124

Poor James

>> No.3462132

What can James do to make himself more attractive?

>> No.3462137

Nightmare on Elm street Episode. James never looked hotter.

>> No.3462147

>>3461103
I have that lump too. I think it's a symptom of being skinnyfat.

>> No.3462153

>>3462070
Fucking bullshit. You're only a real fan if you run on electricity, have blades, and spin around real fast.

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just cuck my fucking shit up family

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>>3462178

>> No.3462189

>>3462178
Two 5/10 does not a 10/10 make.

>> No.3462201

>doesn't know what a harpy is
>doesn't know what a scythe is
>can't tell the difference between a rooster and a hen
>"card sweets"

Sometimes I worry about James.

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>>3462201
being obese is the ultimate redpill

>> No.3462204

can't believe james kid is half black

>> No.3462205

>>3462178
does mike have 2 gfs?

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>>3462204
mine is 100% black

>> No.3462219

>>3461960
I know this is 4chan but all you've done is reaffirm why she wants more diversity on there in the first place. You sure do sound triggered.

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>>3462219
i think he wanted to play avgn in the movie and be the one who was cuckholded, anon.

>> No.3462257
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3462257

James Rolfe sucks. End of story.

>> No.3462259

>>3462219
she wants more diversity because the show wasn't fine the way it was?

>> No.3462260

>>3460492
>confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha
he was in damage control, don't kid yourself.

>> No.3462264

>>3460495
>>3460497
>>3460502
>>3461890
>>3461893
>>3461919
>>3461998
>>3462260
I'm pretty sure it was ironic.

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>>3460517
1 week later

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>>3460268
Im going to Portland retro game con this October. He's going to be there and im stuck between asking him to sign a print of Moon Man or one of his title cards pic related.

It only adds insult to injury that Doug Walker is still doing well for himself being a fucking hack sell out while Rolfe seems like he has a bit more passion for film and creativity but is getting fucked hard by life.

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3462278

Why do mods even allow these stupid e-celeb threads? There's never been an instance where they weren't used as shitposting dens.

>> No.3462280

>>3462278
I bet you dream of licking the cum out of Mrs. Nerd's ass.

>> No.3462287

>>3462278
Because the mods think talking about Mike's dick, James being a cuck and his wife being an evil SJW are on-topic discussion about about retro games. It's not like 4chan's mods are terribly incompetent retards who encourage this sort of cancer or anything.

>> No.3462314

>>3462278
loli haet pizza

>> No.3462323

>>3462278

shit posting containment threads

>> No.3462325

>>3462323
You delete shitposting, you don't give it containment threads.

>> No.3462340

>>3462325
That's what SHOULD happen, but neo-4chan mods can't be bothered

>> No.3462358

>>3462325

if it really bothers you feel free to hide the thread.

>> No.3462382

I think a lot of you are too hard on James. He's done a great service for us by spreading awareness of retro games and getting a new generation interested in them that will go on to love them and help to preserve them. It's only natural people who liked his videos will want to come to this board to learn more about the games and if it means an extra thread from time to time to chat about James then I think that's a small price to pay.

>> No.3462394

>>3460268

Hey, he has a chin now.

>> No.3462401

>>3462382
This.
Same with Pat and Ian, leave you differences asside and appreciate what they've done for the community as a whole.

>> No.3462402
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>>3460268
Nice retro games faggot.

>> No.3462414

>>3461590
Kek. Dat file name

>> No.3462416

>>3462402

>keep /v/ free
>/v/

you seem to be lost

>> No.3462419

>>3461590
>>3462414

obvious samefag

>> No.3462429
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>>3462419

>> No.3462463
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James looks nice here.

>> No.3462504

>>3462273
Shit, even Ryan ages better than James in a week's time. I do feel bad for James, though.

>> No.3462519

>>3462463
What video is this from?

He looks like a druggie tho

>> No.3462523

>>3462519

One of the Videogame Years videos. As far as I know the ones Pat The NES Punk posts to his channel are from videos that have been around for awhile already.

>> No.3462532

>>3462178
Mike fucks two tranny (male) bimbos? Lucky.

>> No.3462540
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>>3462463
>>3462519
ebin

>> No.3462543

>>3460443
Link's face has the same smirk as AVGN when talking about how shitty some old nes games are.

>> No.3462554

>>3462178
So are Annie K's tits still huge?

>> No.3462562

There is already a fucking avgn thread in the catalog. YOU DONT NEED 2 you fucking children!!!

>> No.3462567

>>3460529
>Fuck you mom and dad you can't tell me what to do!
>recites literally nothing but /pol/tard rebel catchphrases

>> No.3462569

>>3460510
he's the one in the middle right

>> No.3462594

>>3460273
his kid is fine

she had a problem with its arm when she was born, but james already talked about it in his charity video and said she's completely healed now

>> No.3462596

>>3462153
please don't say that

>> No.3462637

>>3461703
>smiling
>looks geniunley happy
>he's fucking dead inside
yea man. what a piece of shit

>> No.3462641

>>3460492
>still wearing t-shirts
why do children think people in their 30s are only allowed to wear Lacoste Polos and cargo shorts? are you kids retarded?

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>>3460432

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3462668

Ignore my last post why don't you?

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>>3461949
So all she said was that everyone on CM was white and that she'd like to see more non-caucasians involved ?

WOW IT DEFINITELY MEANS JAMES GOT KEKED BY TYRONE HAHA LOL XD

>> No.3462672

>>3460492
>>>/v/

>> No.3462752

>>3462257
This.

>> No.3462770

>>3462641
When your whole understanding of the adult world comes from Hollywood, it's easy to think every grown man wears a suit to work.

>> No.3462807

>>3462670

To be fair her rant was pretty stupid and SJW-y, in a way, it's understandable that the "avgn is a cuck" meme got popular, not only that, but also the last scene in the movie.

But the meme overstayed its welcome. Anyway ghostbusters uncucked James, so whatever.

I remember when /v/ hated Mike's guts and thought he was a retard for the minecraft video, then faggots started forcing the "mike has a big dick" meme.

>> No.3462812

>>3462275
Ask Mike to sign an Inspector Gadget pic.

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>>3462812

>> No.3462859

>>3462670
>CM

Cinemassacre is one word retard.

>> No.3462863

>>3462382
>>3462401

>created a boom on youtube of "reviewers with funny sketches" that are mostly cringey as fuck to watch, not to mention all those vlogs of people who think they're cool with a collection of retro games

>one of the causes prices for retro games (especially nintendo related and already rare/expensive ones) have inflated to retarded levels so it's harder to find older games for cheap

Thanks Pat. Thanks James. You've done the community a great service.

>> No.3462883

>>3462812
https://youtu.be/694-pgvrZio

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>>3461949
>people build elaborate sex fantasies on THIS

>> No.3462979

>>3462969
There was also the video he posted a while back where he had a group of friends over and there was the brief camera pan and his wife was sitting in a black guy's lap with her arm over his shoulder laughing.
It was sorta like when he did his turtle's pizza episode, but I can't remember the theme now.

>> No.3462997

>>3462812
DO IT

>> No.3463034

>>3462979

Nice fanfic anon, where do I subscribe?

>> No.3463036

>>3462670
Diversity just for the sake of diversity is still racism. You're literally choosing people to be apart of your group solely because of their skin color.

>> No.3463040

>>3462807
>Wife gets banged by black dude daily.
>Wife is a SJW who ruined his movie and career
>Wife wears the pants in the relationship, dictating his every move, convention appearance, etc.
James is a cuck.

>James makes a video saying he isn't going to see a shitty movie. That nobody else saw either.
James is uncucked! He is our savior!!!

You might be an actual retard.

>> No.3463049

>>3463040

The difference is that the former is a meme, and the later actually happened and had a lot of butthurt SJWs on social media.

>> No.3463062

MODS FUCKING PLEASE

>> No.3463064

>>3462863
At least people are selling their games now instead of just throwing them in the trash because they're not worth the trouble of listing on ebay. It drove up the prices but that's a good thing because that means there's a demand for the games now and they will be preserved.

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>>3463036
I never said I agreed with her. I just implied that the guy I quoted was a retard because he used that article as a ''''''proof'''''' that James' wife got fucked by a black guy.

>> No.3463078

>>3462979
I wish this is true.

>> No.3463097

>>3460268
>Led Zeppelin

>> No.3463101

>>3463049
The former is a fact. The later is also a fact.
Look, Mike, I get it. James helped you out, but that doesn't mean you gotta give him a tug job every day.
I know it hurts when people insult your autistic friend (kinda like pickin' on a retard) but you gotta let it roll off your back, man.

>> No.3463103

>>3463101
>The former is a fact. The later is also a fact.
[CITATION NEEDED]

>> No.3463105

>>3463103
James has talked about it?
You've seen his wife's post on his website.
The videos have gone to shit.

What more proof do you need, Mike?

>> No.3463112

>>3463101
>>3463105

Nice, now we're roleplaying as them? I don't want to be Mike though, I'm Bootsy. Sup guys.

Are you Chris Bores?

>> No.3463116

>>3463112
The only two people who would fellate James this hard are his wife and Mike.
So which are you?

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>>3463105
>James has talked about it?
Link?
>You've seen his wife's post on his website.
Her post just shows that she's a SJW jewess, not that she gets shagged by Tyrone on a daily basis
>The videos are gone to shit
So what? He's been doing that shit for so long, it's not surprising that the quality of the episodes has decreased a lot. Just look at long running TV shows like the Simpsons.
>Mike
Yeah, you got it. I'm Mike, you're Mike, we're all Mike.

>> No.3463131

>>3463105
>>3463128
Will the real Mike Matei please stand up?

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>same images
>same discussion
>same shit thread

These threads are never going away, are they.

It serves me right for clicking them every time.

>> No.3463148

plot twist: the guy who shills the "avgn is a cuck meme" is a jilted ex-boyfriend of one of the girls James fucked at a con party

>> No.3463160

>>3460443
Great idea I just picked it up at a flea market

>> No.3463162

>>3463131
You still haven't backed any of your claims but I guess you will never do and just spout memes while accusing everyone who disagrees with you of being Mike.

Just go back to /v/ like all the other underage epic memers.

>> No.3463164

>>3463148
James is an actual autistic fuck. The first girl he had sex with, he ended up marrying.
And the only reason they hooked up was that she was helping him with videos.
He has zero social skills. About half the time he won't even touch his female fans (arm over the shoulder) for fear of his wife getting mad.

>> No.3463174

>>3463164
>James is an actual autistic fuck. The first girl he had sex with, he ended up marrying.

He's smart.
He's dumb and not that attractive (especially now).

If you know you have a fresh supply of water (pussy) why go wandering the desert looking for an oasis?

>> No.3463180

>>3463174
>He's smart.
>He's dumb.

I meant that was wise choice.

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>>3463164

come on jilted ex-bf, James fucks fangirls on a regular basis.
You can keep making up your fanfics about James being a retard if you want. Notice how you are the actual retard, James is probably fucking your ex-gf right now, while you're just shitposting about him, because you care.

Cucked.

>> No.3463182

>>3463174
He got attached to a SJW who ended up fat.
There is no worse fate.

>> No.3463191

>>3461534
I thought it was because he got cucked in his own movie

>> No.3463195
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Since when are e-celeb threads allowed on /vr/ by the way? Even on /v/, posting one can result in a ban.

>> No.3463214

>>3461976
He was the little kid from Bernie Mac. Maybe he was a fan and used some of his existing connections to help James since he was a fan in exchange for a part in the movie.

>> No.3463229

>>3463164

please have sex

>> No.3463309

>>3462863
>created a boom on youtube of "reviewers with funny sketches" that are mostly cringey as fuck to watch, not to mention all those vlogs of people who think they're cool with a collection of retro games
Who gives a fuck, do you click any and all video link on YouTube? Don't watch shitty content. I never watched PDP and thus I never complain about him on /v/ for hours on end.

>one of the causes prices for retro games (especially nintendo related and already rare/expensive ones) have inflated to retarded levels so it's harder to find older games for cheap
You thought that shit was gonna be cheap forever? Are you retarded?

It's a collector's market where the physical items aren't made anymore, things can be a lot worse, retro vidya isn't shit, if you want to play an old game and just appreciate it as a game, you can very often emulate it or invest in a flashcart (for many games), there isn't really an equivalent in many collector scenes.

Colt collectors are autistic, so if I want a Colt Python revolver, that's like $2000+, can't really justify that expense for gun that's actually kind of shitty from a practical viewpoint, tough titties for me, and there's no real alternatives like emulation. But that's a collector's market to you, so I don't cry about it.

I'll never understand why retro vidya collectors cry and complain about much smaller sums, and about things they can enjoy much more economically and practically, or even for completely free. It's like you people don't want to come to terms with the realities of collection as a hobby.

>> No.3463329

>>3461594
>you will never have a threesome with those traps

>> No.3463331

>>3461475
Never meet your heroes.

>> No.3463334

>>3461579
How many Zeppelin shirts does he have? Legit jelly.

>> No.3463510

>>3463309
The difference is that most of those "games that aren't made anymore" were produced and sold in higher quantities. Besides, correct me if I'm wrong but did prices for a Colt Python increase dramatically in less than 5 years like Super C or another popular retro game did? Don't think so huh?

I (and most people who complain about it as well I guess) don't question the fact that old things can become expensive because of high demand and limited access. The thing is that even incredibly popular games that sold hundred thousand or even millions of copies are now sold for as much or even more than brand new games that are also available digitally. Are you seriously telling me that it's nothing to worry about that even fucking Super Mario Bros. for the NES (that game got sold with most NES units, in total it got sold 45 million units) has now gotten to a point that sellers or collectors ask 30 bucks for that. Only 15 years ago, you could buy that game with Duck Hunt for less than 1 dollar for fucks sake!

Yes there's emulation for (most) retro consoles but sometimes, people just like to buy a physical cart for just one or a few games without trying to become a huge collector or trying to build op nerd credibility, you know? Is even that too much to expect nowadays?

>> No.3463714

>>3460268
He's lost 40 lbs since 2014. He looked decent in his time-traveling episode.

>> No.3463860

>>3463510
We got to a point where people were doing things like making giant Mario sprite sculptures using a Mario/duck hunt cart for each pixel. The market was flooded and there was more supply than demand. That's flipped now, and there is absolutely more demand than supply. You can't honestly expect to find a game at 2001 prices when a horde of people not only want those games that nobody did at one point but are also willing to pay upwards of 15 bucks for what used to be under a dollar. You can bemoan the changing prices all you want but unless there's something that gets all the new collectors to suddenly jump ship you aren't going to see prices ever go back to what they were.

>> No.3464243

>>3463510
Not that anon, but when when I don't want to pay for expensive shit, I buy a flashcart. I am one who prefers playing on original hardware over sitting at a PC with emulators. A flashcart may be pricey, but it's a one time thing, and you now hav the ability to play an entire library on original hardware. The price of a flashcart is nothing compared to buying up tons of carts.

It's nice to have some original carts as well, but I don't see why I'd need to buy every single game, or even just buying every game I'd enjoy playing. I buy the popular cheapos and my favorites. But no way I'm ever owning Little Samson or Earthbound

>> No.3464254

>>3463164
>About half the time he won't even touch his female fans (arm over the shoulder) for fear of his wife getting mad.

I noticed this too. Very sad there is so little trust in their relationship.

>> No.3464486

>>3463510
>Only 15 years ago, you could buy that game with Duck Hunt for less than 1 dollar for fucks sake!

I don't know what to tell you, I'm sorry that the market of those old games deflated for a time before people actually realized that they had value again.
It's not like the things originally retailed for a $2.50 a piece out of a clearance bin anyway, things like that get cheap when supply outstrips demand, and I guess demand just came back, that happens, used to be that you could buy an old SKS rifle for just $100 about 20 years ago (almost like out of clearance bins even, sporting goods stores would stack them in barrels and shit), but the market just changed over time and they can for like three times that today, sometimes a little more.

There's still cheap ways to play these games, it's called emulation, it's free, or, flashcarts, where you can fit all the roms you could ever want on a physical cartridge which can rapidly pay for itself if you compare to the cost of all the physical cartridges it would be

Also
>only 15 years ago
One and a half decade is quite a lot of time, the climate for videogames was different, the economy was different, the world was just different entirely.

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>>3463510
>but did prices for a Colt Python increase dramatically in less than 5 years like Super C or another popular retro game did?
Sort of, since it was featured in The Walking Dead (where that Rick Grimes faggot, who's supposed to be an experienced sherif, but carries an old target revolver with a fiddly and flimsy lockwork, and then points it like ghetto thug without using the sights), the price did see an increase, you could see it go for as high as $3000

This isn't entirely unusual (I've heard stories about how the Wildey Arms company would see some spikes in sales whenever the Death Wish movies would air on cable), but it was particularly notable because this is sort of a famed gun, and it was already kind of expensive (well, it was always expensive, even when it was still being made).