ITT: Games your dick convinced you to play

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Anonymous Wed Jul 13 06:25:05 2016 No.3356101 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: Games your dick convinced you to play

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 08:15:18 2016 No.3356173 >>3356101 Euphoria Visual Novel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:41:53 2016 No.3356335 File: 60 KB, 500x512, 53388-Advanced_V.G._2_(Japan)-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3356101 My dick has a great taste in games.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:45:51 2016 No.3356346 File: 429 KB, 850x667, sample_f285407446a89e4f83f701fe4d4d5562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Darkstalkers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:52:30 2016 No.3356352 File: 79 KB, 640x640, trapgunner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3356101

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 10:55:02 2016 No.3356357 File: 219 KB, 819x819, 45152018_p3_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3356101

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:27:51 2016 No.3356414 >>3356101 If you like time gal check out dream hunter rem

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 11:35:57 2016 No.3356424 >>3356335 Your dick seems to like anal. Because it has shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:49:31 2016 No.3356568 File: 87 KB, 640x633, 237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3356424 I laughed audibly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 12:53:30 2016 No.3356575 File: 174 KB, 1778x1400, Purcells-spider-fingernail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3356424 What's wrong with it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:35:48 2016 No.3356663 >>3356575 Relies on cheesecake for an audience, otherwise it's just another clunky Street Fighter 2 clone. Not trashing it, necessarily. I own a copy on the Saturn.

Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:56:19 2016 No.3356687
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>>3356663
I'll agree if this wasn't a franchise, but this game relied on good animation and decent gameplay mechanics, unlike the first one, that's just a hentai fighter.

The character design made the hitboxes a little weird, if you are used to SF2 hitboxes, but it's not more of a SF2 clone than all of the other 2D fighting games of his time.

It has a surprisingly balanced rooster and cool specials, and I think it gets overlooked for having an all female cast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 13:57:27 2016 No.3356690 >>3356352 >trap gunner >no traps

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 14:58:15 2016 No.3356797 File: 4 KB, 511x672, pixelrooster.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3356687 >balanced rooster

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:21:10 2016 No.3357313 >>3356690 They're the ones getting gunned

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:24:21 2016 No.3357324 File: 78 KB, 320x240, TimeGal-Playstation03.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3356101 Timegal is my wifefu punk. She is off limits!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:33:42 2016 No.3357349 File: 58 KB, 960x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3357324 Best anime laserdisc game coming through

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 18:41:27 2016 No.3357361 File: 785 KB, 1987x1783, PCE_wondermomo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] big mistake

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:06:43 2016 No.3357416 File: 349 KB, 800x534, road blaster.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3357349 Laserdisc games had a lot of fan service.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:07:29 2016 No.3357417 >>3357416 not like anyone was playing them for something other than the animation

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 19:13:29 2016 No.3357431 File: 160 KB, 480x320, img-0077.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3357417 Don Bluth knew whats up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:53:20 2016 No.3357714 File: 150 KB, 757x472, YuNo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And the plot is even better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:56:31 2016 No.3357727 File: 144 KB, 600x400, bean.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3357349 My fucking nigga, best laserdisc game period.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 20:57:31 2016 No.3357731 File: 1.24 MB, 850x1206, wndrmomo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3357361 How does it compare to the arcade version?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:23:22 2016 No.3357784 >>3357714 I remember getting pissed that you couldn't make the teacher your waifu, even after she gets drunk and seduces you. Still, a rich bounty of waifus all the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:33:55 2016 No.3357798 >>3357731 Very well, actually. Not a surprise when both games are pretty bad! The very definition of kusoge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:37:05 2016 No.3357807 >>3357784 Oh god, and she was the one I wanted to be with the most.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 13 21:38:04 2016 No.3357809 File: 15 KB, 240x255, 1460583135603.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3357714 >tfw I get so engrossed in the timey wimey clusterfuck of a story I can't even fap to the top-tier waifus in gorgeous 90s dithered manga style

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:14:55 2016 No.3358430 >>3357361 She kicks... high

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 02:21:35 2016 No.3358440 >>3357361 Fucking this right here. Only bothered with it for any amount of time because anime pantsu. played the arcade version

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 06:05:02 2016 No.3358660 File: 42 KB, 500x400, 7bb8b220dca0ce26519ea010.L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what a mistake

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 06:05:24 2016 No.3358662 >>3356687 My dick had me try the VG series, and while the first ones are awful, VG Max, with its chibby characters is surprsingly playable and fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 07:08:22 2016 No.3358704 >>3357324 I would sniff her booty pipe if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 07:11:23 2016 No.3358705 >>3357324 Jesus Christ you could fit a pumelo in there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 09:43:03 2016 No.3358878 File: 40 KB, 645x485, gfs_13781_2_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] psychic force

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 11:50:58 2016 No.3359091 >>3358660 Even though it's not retro, I thought it was a fun adventure game. Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 14:55:48 2016 No.3359665 File: 8 KB, 384x272, fox.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yep, this is the best I had.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 15:22:57 2016 No.3359738 >>3357727 Kickstarter had the remastered Bluray of Riding Bean last year. Instant boner.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:12:11 2016 No.3360071 File: 21 KB, 250x323, Screamcover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 17:27:32 2016 No.3360098 File: 23 KB, 256x358, Ecco-cover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 20:17:24 2016 No.3360542 >>3356575 You scared me for a sec. I mistook your pic as a pic of shitstain on a sofa

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 20:19:54 2016 No.3360550 >>3358662 VG Max is a really fucking good game, the only problem with it is the small selection of attacks. and Kaori 9-1 matchups everyone else but that's besides the point Casually played, it's super fun

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 20:38:27 2016 No.3360604 File: 163 KB, 1016x1000, klonoa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3356101

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 21:12:10 2016 No.3360674 File: 569 KB, 2217x1651, IMG_2287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >perfect blowjob lips >fuck me boots >nice boobs and even bigger in the CGI movie >murderous redhead >could kill me by throwing a table at me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 21:16:18 2016 No.3360681 I really can't think of any game where that was the case.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 21:21:22 2016 No.3360687 >>3360604 >>3360098 omg, u have picked games that couldn't be considered sexy in anyhow, hahaha, u r so funny and original

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 21:25:29 2016 No.3360694 >>3360687 No, it just means they're a furry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 14 21:25:55 2016 No.3360695 >>3360687 I presume that you don't know who Shaolin Bones is

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 00:18:03 2016 No.3361162 >>3360694 didn't know that the furry fetishists were into ecco the dolphin

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 01:20:35 2016 No.3361314 File: 37 KB, 300x382, Sonic_the_Hedgehog_Next-Gen_Box_Art[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Shantae series

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 01:27:04 2016 No.3361331 File: 116 KB, 350x500, euroguardlegend.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 01:55:03 2016 No.3361364 >>3361314 I don't think that's the image you meant to post.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 01:56:04 2016 No.3361369 File: 18 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3361364 but anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 01:59:33 2016 No.3361373 File: 50 KB, 640x400, Rance 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3356101 Proudest I've ever been of my dick.

Anonymous Fri Jul 15 05:09:39 2016 No.3361675

>>3361373
Alicesoft makes some really good games that can, imo, stand on their own without adding smut.

Rance series, Darcrows, Zero-Type, Kaeru no Panyon and Persiom were all great to play.

>>3360550
I'm with you on the small number of attacks - why a two-buttons scheme?- but it remains casual fun with tight controls and physics. Yeah Kaori a best, but I was a Tamao fan, because of her adorably clumsy moves and the girl in a Chinese dress (Yumiko?)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 08:55:27 2016 No.3361950 >>3361162 Dolphins are pretty crazy, look it up on wikipedia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 09:29:52 2016 No.3361986 Quite a few. Nocturnal Illusion stayed with me though. I can't pin down exactly what it is about its atmosphere, but it's one of the very few VNs I've actually give a shit about. Would have played it even without the ero scenes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 11:24:41 2016 No.3362131 >>3360071 >attracted to Harlan Hello, Harlan!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 11:41:08 2016 No.3362158 >>3356335 There's nothing like 90s anime rocket boobs

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 12:31:51 2016 No.3362234 >>3361373 wizard detected

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 16:32:48 2016 No.3362768 File: 118 KB, 573x421, Bahamut Lagoon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please don't just respond to this post with KEK or whatever. I'm very sensitive to that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 16:46:29 2016 No.3362782 I can't remember the name of it, but it reminded me of Pacman 2, and you were taken care of a little robot shota. I stopped playing when he wouldn't stop saying "I hate you, anon" even after going bankrupt buying him pudding.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 17:28:23 2016 No.3362858 >>3362782 Wonder Project J.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 18:00:43 2016 No.3362916 File: 8 KB, 256x224, keio-cut4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Keio flying squadron and Cotton. Both of them are very good games but I still have to finish them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 23:30:53 2016 No.3363457 File: 239 KB, 1280x960, notamused.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3362916 >sexualizing Cotton Heresy. Over the line. Over the edge. This is your last mistake; you're going down kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 23:35:25 2016 No.3363463 >>3362916 cute feet

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 15 23:51:45 2016 No.3363490 File: 2.28 MB, 1869x639, cotton boomerang nipples.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3363457 I'll just go for her superior friend then

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 00:00:25 2016 No.3363497 File: 15 KB, 512x448, 49-Live_A_Live_00457.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3362768 Some SNES RPG heros... had a hard life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 00:11:20 2016 No.3363513 File: 1.22 MB, 1290x589, cotton boomerang nipples.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3363457 I'll just go for her superior friend then

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 00:14:46 2016 No.3363519 >>3363513 hawt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 01:17:33 2016 No.3363605 >>3363513 bloomers are my fetish as well as dfc.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:22:17 2016 No.3364828 >>3362234 But he's a knight

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 16 15:28:00 2016 No.3364838 File: 124 KB, 600x801, Sengoku Rance.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3361373

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 17 15:24:32 2016 No.3367426 File: 19 KB, 347x483, tumblr_static_jadebanner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tales of the Abyss Jade was pretty hot <3

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 04:20:35 2016 No.3369114 File: 2.36 MB, 2560x1719, Ephemeral-Fantasia-stuff-ephemeral-fantasia-22889397-2560-1719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My dick decided to want this over a lap dance. Fuck you dick.. you.. uh.. dick..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 04:46:26 2016 No.3369136 >>3360674 Nitro was better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 04:47:23 2016 No.3369137 File: 41 KB, 225x350, 185673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3367426 >Not Phantasia or Klarth But Abyss was good too

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 18:14:49 2016 No.3370285 >>3361162 But dolphins have deliciously viscous and tight pussies and enjoy fucking with humans... Seriously. Google it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 18:20:39 2016 No.3370303 >>3367426 >>3369114 (you)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 18:36:48 2016 No.3370347 File: 58 KB, 368x420, 368full-gals-panic-screenshot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One arcade here had it on the full naked settings with the digitized image shown after. :3

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 18 18:54:55 2016 No.3370396 >>3370303 Me?

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