/vr/ - Retro Games

Wow oh my god like I just can even omg like you're such a fucking nintendrone crash is better you FUCKING IDIOT like how can someone be such a fucking ten year old lmao

Like just stop, it's embarrassing seeing a snot nosed shit like you not agree with adults like myself. Your games are for babies lmao they need to be edgy and dark and twisted just like me >:)

>>3262032
Daggerfall.

streets of rage 2

>>3262032

>>3262032
I can't. You got me OP

>>3262032
any wario land game

Bubsy 3D

Great thread man, real good shit

>>3262331
>Mods are faggots

Nice one, It had to be said

Super Mario 64 DS

Anyone who says it's inferior to the original is objectively wrong and blinded by nostalgia

>>3262341
To be a faggot you would have to exist first.

>>3262032
I remember how blown my mind was the first time I saw Mario 64, playing it at a kiosk in Zellars.
After the initial excitement, I kind of found the game lacking. sure… It was and might be the best 3D platformer, but I still prefer SMW for a Mario game.

Move aside, faggots, lemme try. Okay, here we go, here we go.

Radiant Silvergun.

>>3262547
It doesn't really add much to the original, and the original has more fun glitches to fuck around with

>>3262059
Yeah but fuck these and everyone who looks like these though.

Zelda II

>>3262569
It literally adds 30 more stars and three more playable characters.

>>3262613
256 × 192 px pixelshit vs 320 x 240 px w/ antialias sounds like a no-brainer to me though

>>3262613
The new stars aren't all that interesting, and the new mechanics from the new playable characters don't add much to the game.

Basically what I'm saying is that 64 DS just adds a bunch of mediocre extra content while removing what we've over the years come to love most about the game, all of its fucked up crazy glitches

>>3262032
Every 2D game in the series.

>>3262547
>blinded by nostalgia
I've played both recently and the original has significantly better controls/physics. And this goes far beyond the fact that it limits you to 8 directions. It just feels like floaty, unresponsive garbage. Anyone who disagrees with this is probably retarded or imperceptive of actual gameplay mechanics.

The new characters don't really add anything either, they just made each of them less mobile than Mario was in the original to force you to switch between them to accomplish shit you could've originally could've done with just Mario.

>>3262547
>blinded by nostalgia
I've played both very recently, and played neither as a kid. The original has significantly better controls/physics. And this goes far beyond the fact that SM64DS limits you to 8 directions. The new engine just feels like floaty, unresponsive garbage. Anyone who disagrees with this is probably retarded or imperceptive of actual gameplay mechanics.

The new characters don't really add anything either, they just made each of them less mobile than Mario was in the original to force you to switch between them to accomplish shit you originally could've done with just Mario.

Some of the new stars were fun, most of them weren't.

>>3262032
I could name at least 100 if including non-vr.

>>3262678
What about the huge downgrade in controls for a game that is 70% about analog fidelity?

super mario 64 is an autism magnet so any mario game is better then 64

>>3263664
>PAL
nope

>>3264018
It runs at the same damn speed

>>3262547
> tells you where the stars are
Lolnope

>>3262547
>handheld version
>better

Fuck handhelds, they are objectively worse at everything except portability.

>>3263737
>super mario 64 is an autism magnet so any mario game is better then 64
You're lying to yourself if you think you're not an autist. 4chan is the biggest autist magnet of them all.

>>3262032
i think the difficulty progression in this game is fantastic

Halo

>>3264064
Eh? What?

>>3264381
I think what he means to say is "64 DS is inferior because it tells you where the stars are, in a platform adventure game"

Just a guess

>>3264387
No I mean, what? I don't remember that and I 100%ed the DS version

>>3264417
Ah, I mistook who was asking.

As I said, just a guess.

ocarina of time.

Shenmue

Games that are better than Super Mario 64:

Ocarina of Time
Final Fantasy VII
Super Smash Bros
Snake Eater
Final Fantasy VI
Super Mario World
Phoenix Wright
Mega Man X
Pokemon Red/Blue
Castlevania Symphony of the Night

supar sonic

>>3265627
>Final Fantasy VII
>Final Fantasy VI
>Phoenix Wright
>Pokemon Red/Blue
>better than SM64

i mean, some of the other titles you listed are arguably better, but god damn, these ones are short bus tier. imagine being so delusional you think a JRPG is better than SM64.

>>3265627
Top normie games of all time

>>3262032
Taito's Zookeeper

Keep trying Shiggy. you'll beat it someday.

>>3265638
I'd say Pokemon and FFVI are in the running at least.

Mario had stupid levels sometimes. Some were good, but shit like the lava level felt thrown together. Same shit with Bowser's levels. Just straight shot vertical climbs. Banjo Kazooie had levels that actually feel organic and thought out.

Most levels in M64 were pretty good though.

>>3267029

I agree that some SM64 levels were unfinished, especially the ones on the second floor of the castle. But BK levels really aren't based around platforming challenges like SM64 levels are and downright plummets aftet Clankers Cavern.

>>3267051
Yeah, I feel like it's because Banjo wasn't as mobile as Mario. Still had plenty of platforming shit in it. Just to a lesser extent.

Would be nice to see a remake or something with M64 levels, but a bit more polished.
The weird Goomba forest in the DS remake was kind of cool. Kind of felt thrown together as well though.

>>3267057

Snowmans land, tal tal mountain, big small world and wet dry world really need finishing up. They already have their level gimmicks in place, just need that something extra. Also the lava level should have definitely taken the shell lava surfing as part of the level design more. It's just too small and with too many weird hazards.

>>3267087
I always wondered why they didn't make shell surfing more than just a quick way to get around. Seemed like a great mechanic to do something with.

>>3267087
>Also the lava level should have definitely taken the shell lava surfing as part of the level design more.
https://youtu.be/To7e8yUYyNw

>>3267103
Letting an entire level go to waste by throwing random shit in the lava for the sake of a few sweet grinds is kind of a bad trade off.

>>3267108
How does the entire level go to waste? He covers nearly the entire stage and collects 80 coins without leaving the shell.

>>3267114
It still feels like it's just a bunch of shit thrown around in the lava. Just my opinion.
Whole level feels unnatural in general to me.

>>3262547

I can only play it on the 3DS thanks to the circle pad, trying to play with the d-pad or touchscreen feels like shit.

>>3262032

>>3267173
>meanwhile in the World of Dragons...

>>3267824
Jesus Christ whoever was playing on that webm is terrible, or is new to vidya, or both.

>>3262547
I really like the ds version, I had 64 as a kid but I only played it a little bit, when I eventually got the DS I played it way more.

>>3267831

>>3262057
Mr. X was a punk bitch

>>3267824
>>3267837
Is this a polygon sizzle reel?

>>3267840
>brought a gun to a fist fight
>lost anyway

he should've used his power to grow 1000x larger and shoot waves from his finger

>Meanwhile in the World of Bowser

>>3262547
>Spreads the three power ups among three characters instead of making them all work with everyone, ruining the concept of including Luigi and Wario
>Yoshi is the main character for some reason, making the other 3 irrelevant, and he uses the awful modern design and annoying baby voice
>sterile atmosphere
>shit lighting
>shit physics
>shit controls
>shit sound design
>shit audio quality
>256 × 192 px resolution
>modernizes the graphics instead of trying to make it look and feel like the official renders
>new levels are neat, but hard to enjoy due to shit controls

It's okay but not as good as the console version.

>>3267854
When you get him down to his last healthbar in SOR Remake he actually stops using the gun and just straight-up beelines for you and becomes much, much more difficult compared to the last five healthbars

>>3262039

Project some more, person.

>>3262032
Huh
That was easier than I thought.

>>3262032
Defender.

>>3268876

Most of these would be fixable with some mods, probably.

Everybody rips on Nintendo for releasing the same game 10 times but I wish they'd just done a straight (no 3D) port to 3DS now that we've got a proper analog stick and enough resolution.