/vr/ - Retro Games

>>3260751
There were, but they aren't /vr/

>>3260754
Bart VS the World was actually pretty decent once you got gud. VS the Space Mutants was pretty damn bad though.

>>3260751
The arcade one alone makes up for the lack of good console games.

>>3260751
Of course there is, haven't you ever played the very not retro game Hit and Run?

>>3260754
Hit and Run was average with recycled or mediocre jokes.

>>3261191
Still fun gameplay

bart's nightmare was the shit, faggots

They are not bad, the difficulty is just lopsided.
I had a lot of fun with Bart vs Space Mutants, Virtual Bart, Bart's Nightmare.

There's a lot of fucking terrible /vr/ Simpsons games like Krusty's Funhouse but the arcade game will always be a great time. It's pretty amazing it's so good considering the show itself was still in its first season and finding its feet.

>>3261197
>Bart vs Space Mutants
Enjoyed that game on the NES and I remember it being hard as hell

>>3261271
Yeah it's the type of game that's actually improved by saves states.

>>3260751
Hit and Run, as mentioned before. It wasn't GTA, but nobody expected much of a Simpsons game and it turned out surprisingly good for what it was. It could easily have been Body Harvest instead.

>>3261241
I seriously don't get why people think Krusty's Funhouse is shit.

>>3261361
Probably because they can't figure out the controls like me

>>3261361
Not everybody does.

>gameplay 95%

Not sure how they worked that out however.

Unfortunately most Simpsons games were made by Acclaim who decided to milk the license for all it was worth and churn out tons of low-quality horse dook.

>>3260751
I thought Krusty's Fun House was pretty fun

No one's mentioned this?

>>3262181
It was basically a reskinned Euro amiga game.

>>3261130
Sounds like you need to git gud at VS the Space Mutants.

The controls are fucked up, but once you get use to them and you figure out that holding the jump button after jumping, lets you run, it's not that bad.

>>3260751
Super Krusty's Fun House is the shit.

>>3261361
>>3262674

I liked it too. Light platform with some well-laid puzzles and the Master System version looked pretty good for the system.

>>3261395
Probably trough this.
I mean, the game ain't terrible, but it ain't that good.

>>3262197
Yeah, it was pretty cool in that "interactive cd rom" era kind of way. Not really a "game" as such, but a fun toy if you were a Simpsons fan back in the day.
I used to browse it in between playing Simpsons Doom.

>>3261395
Probably trough this.
I mean, the game ain't terrible, but it ain't that good.

>>3262197
Yeah, it was pretty cool in that "interactive cd rom" era kind of way. Not really a "game" as such, but a fun toy if you were a Simpsons fan back in the day.
I used to browse it in between playing Simpsons Doom.

I used to rent Virtual Bart a lot as a kid. Loved the tomato throwing level and the slide especially. The baby level would've been fine if not for the music. The rest were OK but nothing special. I do also realize it's not a good game overall.

OOOOHHH MY GOD CUNT
YOU DID NOT
YOU DID NOT FUCKING SAY THAT CUNT
OOOHHHH MY GOD
CUUUNTTT

>>3262809
Nice contribution champ

>>3262197
i wanted to play this so badly when I was a kid, but we didn't have a PC at the time. I did try it at a mall kiosk once though, I thought it was so novel.

>>3261194
It was a crappy version of GTA, face it. It was only worth playing if your parents wouldn't let you play San Andreas.

>>3260751

I always felt Bart Vs the space mutants would have been more fun if it had been more of an adventure kinda game.

Like Beavis & Butthead later did.

>Roaming around Springfield, doing quests.

Not console, but I loved the arcade game so much as a kid.

Replayed it recently and felt it didn't hold up, the gameplay is just so shallow, even for a beat-em-up. Shame.

Krusty's Super Fun House and Virtual Bart were probably the more decent ones of those that I played, although I have started to realize in recent years that Virtual Bart's kinda crap (music's alright too)

>>3263647
I have that opinion regarding Konami's licensed BEUs in general, they're really shallow in comparison to other games in the genre at the time.

TMNT Hyperstone Heist is still GOAT, though.

>>3261297
Hit n Run isnt even a real open-world game like GTA, bunch of hubs.
It's alright.

My personal favorite Simpson game is Road Rage

I had a Simpsons game on Commodore 64, you could use X-Ray vision and stuff. Pretty fun.

>>3261139
>walk into arcade
>hear WAH WAH, WAAAAH, WAH WAH
Good game but the attract demo is fucking annoying

>>3260754
This. The Simpsons arcade game is the only retro Simpsons game that's legitimately good, although the tomato/egg throwing minigame in Virtual Bart is good. Shame that wasn't its own thing.

>>3260751
There were, they just aren't retro. Simpsons hit and run and "the simpsons game" were both pretty great. Virtual Bart was a favorite of mine as a kid, I still feel a lot of the minigames hold up in that.

>>3267397
>image
NO

>>3261195

now this cuck knows what he's talking about!

other good ones were Virtual Bart, Krusty's Fun House, Hit & Run and Itchy & Scratchy miniature golf.

>>3262787
5, 4, 6

>muh autism

oh man, thats one of my biggest frustrations. i never understod how could that happen

>>3262809

Australia, have you been sipping too many VBs?

ahem

>>3263639
This. The first level was the best level because you were actually roaming around Springfield.

>>3263639
It's funny you say this, I played Beavis & Butthead for Genesis recently and thought it was pretty much like a good version of Bart vs the space mutants

Truly top tier licensed shovelware crap, I like it, B&B somehow lucked out in terms of games

>>3263639

I remember watching "They Live" years later and freaking out at the X-Ray Spex connection.

>>3273590
But that's not Retro

>>3261130
Both were shit.Only Nightmare and Virtual Bart were good.

>>3262197
ah fuck I remember this. It was cool as heck. so much detail

This game is so fucking awful.

I still played the shit out of it.

Especially the tomato throwing game.

>>3261178
Wouldn't it be considered /vr/ by now?

>>3266475
You mean crazy taxi with 10x longer loading screens?

>>3270795
What did he mean by this?

>>3277831

The Dark Underbelly of Reviewing chunks are numbered wrong. INDECISION!!! and BRIBE!!! should be switched, or the numbers of each section corrected.

Consequently, he meant you need to work on your reading comprehension.

>>3275930
>by now
stop this meme

>>3275075
The tomato thing was kinda fun if you took turns playing with friends.
And that Road Rash-style motorcycle game woulda been fun if it hadn't been so brief and simple.
Overall this game was an honest effort/10