/vr/ - Retro Games

>>3253320

kek'd mightily, holy shit how'd they get away with that?

>>3253325
if kids can't get it then you can get away with it

Have to try a 360 rim rocker

>>3253335
Not doing so would be a "bad decision".

It's like nobody itt played basketball in the 20th century

"Go to the hole. Go strong. Deliver the facial. Show them your stuff and your 360 rim rocker"

is this a instruction manual on how to give a good blowjob?

Are rimjobs a basketball reference or is basketball an anus reference?

Okay, just curious if the SNES version of the game had that same preface? If not, then that proves that Sega's QA was in charge of both game manuals and advertising, which is to say it was lax at best.

I've never wanted to fuck a basketball this much before..

>>3253325
>holy shit how'd they get away with that?
It wasn't seen as a sexual description. That's a fairly modern, trend, to see sexual phrasing everywhere, and it's getting annoying, because it makes it really difficult to say or write normal things without some idiot either giggling, or being "offended" over absolutely nothing.

>>3254189

Well, it looks pretty sexual to me. I'd never played the game but even if I was 12 I would've seen the reference.

>>3254196
they're basketball references

>>3253320
>be sure to take an occasional recess during extended play, to rest yourself and the Sega cartridge

This part in particular made me laugh. "Rest the Sega cartridge"? What, do they consider that to be some pet dog or what?

>>3254240
>"Rest the Sega cartridge"? What, do they consider that to be some pet dog or what?
remember how PS2s permanently damaged their drive when playing some games for extended periods, due to the involved heat?
You can do a lot of damage by running heat-generating equipment for longer than the durations they're designed for

>>3254189
>Go to the hole. Go strong. Deliver the facial
That's a double entendre if i've ever seen one…
Someone was trying to get one past and be funny.

>>3256912
>Someone
Every single baller

>>3253416
That's the joke.

>>3254189
Were you even alive when this was new? This sort of double entendre was incredibly common in videogames block-of-text adverts.
The "Modern Trend" is to NOT do this shit.

>>3254201

>go to the hole
>Deliver the facial

Yeah ok

>>3254189
>fairly modern trend

>>3253320
Nba jam is GOAT
Unless you like not retro stuff like nba street vol 2

>>3258587
I can't explain facial, but "he's going to the hole!" has been a common phrase in basketball commentating for...shit, a very long time.

>>3258650
the entire phrasing was normal b-ball lingo of the time. A horny 12 year old might find some jest or double entendre there. Or a fag like op.
>Delivers the facial
When someone got dunked on it was "in your face". which got shortened to facial.

>>3258756
it got shortened to "faced"
im 25 and OP made me giggle like a 12 year old, have some fun already, it's Sega for God sake.
im willing to bet whoever wrote that knew exactly what they were doing and whoever proofread it giggled like a silly willy also

>>3253618
SNES manual is the same.