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If I have to see that Super Castlevania Bros. image one more time...

Mineycastle?

>it's a shitpostvania episode

Super Castlevania IV is a masterpiece. Everyone agrees, Game Sack, James Rolfe, Mike Matei, Bootsy, Jontron, Egoraptor, Somecallmejohnny, Stuttering Craig, Peanutbutter Gamer, Goemon, The Completionist, Movie Bob, Irate Gamer, Spoony, Doug Walker. So shut your mouth. I trust them better than some Aussie turd burglar.

*****OFFICIAL CASTLEVANIA POWER RANKINGS*****
(anything after this post is invalid, this one is the only truth).

Elder God Tier:
Super Castlevania IV, deal with fucking it.

Demi God Tier:
Castlevania

High Tier:
Castlevania III
Rondo of Blood

Mid Tier:
Bloodlines
X68000
Dracula XX
Belmont's Revenge

Low Tier:
The Adventure
Vampire Killer (MSX)
Simon's Quest

Unplayable Garbage Tier:
Castlevania (PAL version)
Simon's Quest (PAL version)
Castlevania III (PAL version)
Super Castlevania IV (PAL version)
"The New Generation"
Vampire's Kiss

Ridiculous and funny-tier:
Amigavania

>>3168748
kekekekekekekefkwefkesfeaosifjaeosivkmaesvolnrbojeabnoagrvrvnrvbou43

>>3168789
Hey, James, how's your kid?

>>3168801

Sorry, my name is Joe. I don't have kids.

>>3168802
Oh. How's Game Sack going? You gonna make some actual content or will you just continue to circlejerk about SCB?

>>3168789
>anything after this post is invalid, this one is the only truth
I stopped reading.

>>3168803

We're planning to make a "Games that only came out in Australia" episode. Got any suggestions?

>>3168789
If you really think Super Castlevania Bros is better than any other classic Castlevania game then I don't think you really like Castlevania. SCB is so different and casualised that true Castlevania fans should despise it.

>>3168809
>>3168801

Why do you reply to the same post twice, Australia-kun?

>>3168807
AFL, NRL, many cricket games, some Carmageddon games, a few reskinned mascot games with Agro and shit.

>>3168812

lol, awful

>>3168810
>everyone who disagrees with me is an Australian boogeyman I made up.

>>3168813
Better than every Super Shitendo game.

>>3168817

You're the only one perpetuating your "SCB" meme, Australia.

I'll also remind you there's people here who has your IP and know things about you. Whoops.

>>3168823
This isn't the first time you've called me Australia, but I've seen you calling many other people out as your boogeyman including the OP of this thread.

>>3168823
>I'll also remind you there's people here who has your IP and know things about you.
Liar. And if not, how do you have his IP address and know things about him? Unless you're talking about the mods.

>>3168827

Yeah, you could say it's the mods, who knows.
But yeah, there's people who have got your IP and know every move you make on this and other boards. As well as some other stuff from outside 4chan.

>>3168826

Not him, but australia kun is real.

I have witnessed his autism outbreaks about PAL vs NTSC many, many times.

He also shitposts on CV threads frequently.

>>3168834
I'm not saying he isn't real, I'm saying that the other guy calls out everyone with vaguely similar opinions as 'Australia-kun'.

>>3168830
>But yeah, there's people who have got your IP and know every move you make on this and other boards. As well as some other stuff from outside 4chan.
Yeah. The internet service provider and government, maybe. Besides, I was even the guy you made that silly threat to.
You are so fucking stupid.

>>3168830
>But yeah, there's people who have got your IP and know every move you make on this and other boards. As well as some other stuff from outside 4chan.
Yeah. The internet service provider and government, maybe. Besides, I wasn't even the guy you made that silly threat to.
You are so fucking stupid.

>>3168835

What opinions? Australia just shitposts, it's the guy who says Amiga Castlevania is better than NES Castlevania.

It's not really about agreeing or disagreeing with him though, it's about calling him out on his poor "trolling" skills. He's actually an obsessed guy who shitposts 24/7 on /vr/, and keeps spamming the same stuff over and over.

It's like a shitty attempt at being /vr/'s barneyfag.

I don't think anyone takes his opinions seriously, but at this point he's annoying because he posts too often. If he'd post from time to time it may be a bit funny, but at this rate he's just boring and old.

>>3168842
I've seen many different people posting those things. They're memes at this stage. People have clearly seen how easy it is to get replies using his schtick. Maybe you should ignore the posts instead of giving them (You)s.

>>3168847
>People have clearly seen how easy it is to get replies using his schtick.

Except Australia's "bait" doesn't really work, never did.

He is like an anti-troll because he's easily recognizable and almost cute because he is intentionally clumsy and silly. The kind of replies he gets aren't people being angry, but people laughing at him.

I don't think anybody else used Australia's "memes". It's always him posting with the same filenames and same accompanying text.

Order these from best to worst, please.

>SOTN
>SC IV
>Bloodlines

>>3168872
>Order these from best to worst, please.

>>3168934
Ah the classic bait.jpg may may, very nice.

So you're saying they're all shit? Be specific.

>>3168809
>casualized
It's a video game that's fun, why does it matter? I hate /v/ words.

>>3168872
>Bloodlines
>SotN
>SCB

>>3168786
Didn't ego raptor dislike iv for the multi direction whip? Which desu to me removes it from bring a classicvania

>>3168823
But I'm British and I've been called Australian kun a few times. Which desu is pretty insulting, no one likes those damn convicts

>>3169091
He just criticises that. He said it is one of his favourite games on Game Grumps.

>>3168786
>Game Sack
>Egoraptor
>Peanutbutter Gamer
>Movie Bob
>Irate Gamer
>Spoony
>Doug Walker

Why did you include irrelevant hacks in your list of semi-relevant hacks?

I have a serious fucking complaint about Castlevania. Why don't you kill many vampires?
The entire name of the series implies vampires. Dracula is the main villain. Yet... how many vampire enemies do you fight?
Don't get me wrong I love how the creators made enemies from various mythologies and pop culture but... for fuck sake you're supposed to be a vampire killer and you rarely ever fight vampires. Why?

>>3169434
Well, there's Olrox and Carmilla.

>>3169448
Jaaaaa I know but I mean like regular vampire grunts. We have fishmen, zombies, skeletons, etc. I mean can't we have more vampire henchmen or something?

>>3168789
Super Casualvania Bore is good tier at best, deal with fucking it.

>>3168789
>deal with fucking it
How do I fuck a videogame?

>>3169502
>>3168809

Anyone who uses "casual" is a faggot. It makes you look like you're an "expert" at games when you're just a fucking loser

>>3169549
Anyone who gets triggered by "casual" is a faggot. It makes you not only look like a faggot who's bad at games, but also tells other people to discard your opinions.

>>3168819
yea nah.

>>3168872
>SOTN
>SC IV
>Bloodlines

>>3169567
Do you get a medal for being good at games? No? Then you''re a piece of shit loser using this ridiculous argument. Kill yourself immediately.

>>3169821
>being THIS butthurt you can't gid gud at games
lmao'ing @ your life nigga

Real Classic Castlevania:
>CV1, CVIII
Upgraded Classicvania:
>Rondo, Bloodlines
Not Castlevania:
>CVII, SCIV, SoTN, Everything else

>>3169821
Judging by how bitter you sound, you likely have neither videogame skills nor real life skills.

>>3169886
>Not castlevania

Says who?

>>3169434
Because vampires are rare and powerful. You can't just have them walking around the halls of the castle aimlessly.

>>3169935
Why not? Vampire Lords are known for having vampire slaves wandering around.

>>3169909
Because you know everything and can make assumptions about people based on text.

You're fucking pathetic

>>3169842
And you're a dumb fuck faggot. Start recording yourself and prove it, or else you're a fucking loser with no life you piece of shit.

>>3169909
Go take your hormone pills you tranny fag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCRGzQk0yXE

Anyone else enjoy this rendition of Castlevania's score?

>>3168872
IV, Bloodlines, SOTN

Honestly, this guy Australia-kun hating IV actually made me appreciate IV a lot more, I went and replayed it again after years and damn, it's amazing.
The 2nd loop adds nice difficulty to it, too. Worth checking it for those who think it's "2 ez"

I just looked through this whole thread and there's literally not a serious post in the entire thing.

Don't you guys want to discuss Castlevania, instead of throwing shit at each other?

>>3169965
australia-kun doesn't want you to discuss Castlevania. He just wants to insult people like a 1st grader during recess and feel superior

>>3169962
>2nd loop
That all you got? Castlevania 68K has SIX MOTHERFUCKING LOOPS. And the first loop is still brick-shittingly harder than anything in IV.

>>3169940
Too much effort maybe. That and Dracula is dead most of the time. Extra dead, that is.

>>3169965
ded series

>>3169971
I take it back. There's a few good posts in the thread. Buried deep within the massive amount of shitposting.

>>3169965

It's because of >>3169972 this guy.

He has a real mental disorder, posts here like 24/7 about how much he hates Castlevania IV and can't let it go.

Probably we'll never have another good Castlevania thread until the guy actually dies or gets an internship at some mental institute.

>>3169972
Why is the guy in the portrait doing the Pacha meme.

>>3168872
IV
SOTN
Bloodlines (I didn't like the physics or hit detection, otherwise it had good music though)

>>3169974
>ded series
That's just wrong though. Pic related, Castlevania is alive and well.

Also, this is /vr/, the board dedicated entirely to shit that has long been forgotten by humans. We're basically necromancers.

>>3169982
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>3170003
Come on, at least make it Castlevania-related.

>>3169982
>He has a real mental disorder, posts here like 24/7 about how much he hates Castlevania IV and can't let it go.
>Probably we'll never have another good Castlevania thread until the guy actually dies or gets an internship at some mental institute.
Ever game franchise has that "one poster" who tries to ruin all related threads.

>>3169972
I managed to clear the second loop. I haven't played since then but damn was it hard.

I and III are the only good ones, everything after that was casualised garbage in different ways.

>>3169821

You sound REALLY insecure

Do you feel guilty that your kind are responsible for the horrid state of the modern game industry? Have you no shame?

Stop being a little bitch and get good.

>>3172142

Trying way too hard to be noticed. No one gives a flying fuck

>>3172158
It's not about being noticed. It's about personally feeling good about not sucking at life in general, something which you will never feel.

>>3174641
And you, as a smug faggot, wanting validation and to command what everyone else is doing rather than shutting the fuck up.

Kill yourself. You're the wrong kind of person who should be sharing the same air as me.

>>3175436
Stay butthurt, kiddo.

>>3175458
>kiddo

>>3175475
whom are you quoting ?