/vr/ - Retro Games

I don't see how, what with that chastity crotchplate of hers.

No

That's dumb.

>>3120548
Is it?

Plenty of Rule 34 dedicated to this idea.

>>3120492
She has secret servbots we never see that are built strictly for sexual pleasure. Trust me, my dad works for her.

Only dick she need is MEGA dick .

>>3121186
Your dad is a servbot?

Not sure about the Sevbots, but what about Gustaff...

Btw, I'm very curious of what was the designer's thought process when he added the crotchplate. I'm it's not suposed to mean anything to us, "it's an innocent game", but somone deliberaly added that crotchplate there, drawing after drawing, model after model.

>>3121206
This is really the only thing I want in a third Legends game, the ambiguity between Volnutt and her to be resolved after how much of a bit role she was in 2.

>>3121981
Roll getting tossed to the curb would be pretty cash

that greedy bitch what the hell does she need all those millions of Z for

>Haha guess what megaman I sold all your equipment good luck not dying on the job and stuff

>>3120517
Easy see those bolt looking things on their heads?
I bet they are magnetized why else would she
always sit on their heads and then they make those weird faces.

>>3122086
Roll is trash, MvC2 or otherwise.

Nah, she could totally build one of those dildonic rotary arm things.

>>3120492
shes only 14 guys dont be pervs. Thank jesus her purity is protected by that metal plate on her crotch.

>>3120517
It provides easy access.

>>3124951
more

>>3120492
She tried once but it exploded, which is why she has a robotic crotch, and also why one of the servbots is missing (#39 or #40, I forgot).

>>3122086
>>Haha guess what megaman I sold all your equipment good luck not dying on the job and stuff

>>3124951
>>3124953
Just those 2 pics. It's from some collection of video game and anime characters.

I'd honestly forgotten I had it in favorites.

>>3121832
We're all servbots. You, me and everyone in this thread.

>>3125371
[ beep boop]
[Even me?]
[loading hopes and dreams.exe]

What? No. Just, no.

She thinks of the servbots as her children.

>>3128198
>not wanting to incest your robot children

>>3124962
I can imagine Roll going to pawn off all of the shit Megaman got in Legends to Rick from Pawn Stars

Tron has a robot vagina. She can probably make it feel whatever she wants without needing a servbot to do it.

Anyone else ever notice how much Tiesel looks like Batou from GITS?

Nice /v/ thread here, m8

>>3129827
>Megaman Legends
>not retro

THIS IS THE FACE OF /vr/.

Did you have a crush on Tron when you were 12? I sure did.

>>3128784
then she lets him fuck her to get a better price right

>>3129790
there's no way it's not intentional

>>3129894
I think that anon was speaking of the quality and nature of the thread rather than its subject matter.

>>3128198
>poorly ripping off Laura Faust's art style

She has an incredible amount of personality despite coming from a series that traditionally lacked character personality.

>>3132468
> lacked character personality
> The tinsel family
> weird-ass servbots
> being hippopotamus
Did you even play the game?

>>3134175
N-no, but I watched a few youtube vids about it...

>>3130120
I was thinking that looked more like the (original) Powerpuff Girls artstyle. Now, Faust married the guy behind that show, so take from that what you will.

>>3134175

>series that traditionally lacked character personality

He's talking about mega man as a whole, friendo

>>3134594
>trying this hard to pretend to be knowledgeable

I have a commission from noill of this that he never bothered to upload.

>>3140504
UPLOAD IT

>>3140539
no

Wasn't there a servbot that was smelling her bed in the Japanese version and they edited the text?

>>3120517
Magnets.

>>3141958
Yes.

Megaman the peeping tom didn't get cut in translation though. It's funny how inconsistent censorship can be. I'll let you folks draw your own conclusions on that one. personally I think it's a statement about the masculine power structure inherent in our society and the double-standards when we turn a blind eye to the abuses committed by those in a position of power

>>3124962
MML has furigana over all kanji? Is it a good game to learn Japanese?

>>3142097
I'm a woman, and I don't even believe your bullshit.

>>3142097

Why do you even bring up that bullshit on /vr/?

Roll wants the D anyway.

>>3142859
In Megaman Legends 2 the player can literally molest Roll, and then buy her forgiveness in the form of plush toys and other gift shop trinkets. I don't really blame you if you don't like me as a person, as I know I can be a bit abrasive and pushy, but you can't honestly say I'm wrong.

>>3122086
Flutter repairs aren't made from nothing.

>>3121981
Can't blame him if he wants to bust a VolNutt in her.

>>3143013
Is that why his name is Megaman Trigger?

>>3143013

Sounds like some funny sidequest thing the devs added to the game, nothing problematic with that, just some funny interaction between characters.

Also, have you ever posted tits? If not, gtfo.

Never

ever

>>3145481
Everyone else was so excited for that game but I was worried since they kept pushing those two characters who were not part of the cast. Sounded like they didn't really care about continuing the story.

>>3145489

Barret was Gramps through the magic of time travel bullshittery.

>>3145481
Still salty about that.

It was a good series despite its faults, and I would have loved playing the sequel. I might have even paid money for it

>>3146784
>flaunting piracy double standard
Why am I not surprised that you're one off them?

>>3146805
You can't exactly blame me for not buying a game that doesn't exist, anon.

>>3120492
i bet one of the servbots is her husband and she makes him watch while big strong sexy bald black guys with big fat hard throbbing black dicks fuck her raw. he sits in the corner and masturbates while she moans the black man's name and talks about how much she loves his big dick. so much bigger than the servbots tiny dick. the whole time she looks the servbot right in the eyes and laughs at his tiny dick. the servbot's dick gets rock hard.

those servbots are such cuck faggots. i wish i was a servbot.

>>3128198
Incest is wincest

>>3146805
I can, because you wouldn't have paid for it if it did. And I seem to remember you going on in another thread about how pirates are so supportive of indie devs. So, it's only ok to steal from companies you don't like, eh?

>>3146841
I can, because you wouldn't have paid for it if it did. And I seem to remember you going on in another thread about how pirates are so supportive of indie devs. So, it's only ok to steal from companies you don't like, eh?

>>3146964
Your just intimidated because seven leaf is a female.

>>3146964
>you wouldn't have paid for it
Baseless accusation.

You ever realize that servbots were the original minions?

>>3146976

As far as everyone is concerned, it's a man roleplaying as a female until "she" posts timestamped tits.

>>3147236
Well memed, my /b/rother.

>>3147441

Well memed you too, frogposter, except tits or gtfo is a valid rule of 4chan and not a meme.

>>3147452
It's a valid rule of /b/.

>>3147456

Whatever, the point being that anyway "she" won't post tits because it's a He so "she" needs to gtfo.

>>3147452
Isn't she like, hardcore religious though?

Not defending her by any means, I'm just saying nagging a churchmouse for her nudes probably isn't the most productive use of your time.

>>3147462
good /b/ meme, my epic legion /b/rother

>>3145506
>Time travel bullshit.

>>3147553
>whiteknighting a man behind a tripfag

You've hit new lows

Is it worth going for S Class license in Legends 2? I'm reading that the extra dungeon is underwater, so I'm immediately not giving a shit.

>>3147204

>not the Toy Story aliens

>>3148406
I don't remember exactly but it's probably not worth it if you can't pass the exam already.

>>3148406

only if you want to 100% the game.

shit's almost impossible to do anyway

>>3146841
I can, because you wouldn't have paid for it if it did. And I seem to remember you going on in another thread about how pirates are so supportive of indie devs. So, it's only ok to steal from companies you don't like, eh?

>>3121880
>Btw, I'm very curious of what was the designer's thought process when he added the crotchplate.
Hideki Ishikawa. Look him up.

>>3145481
>starting MML3 with your ORIGINAL CHARACTER DONUT STEEL marry sue.
No wonder it failed

>>3148406
Depends on how much you want money. S-license fills the duneons up with those exploding dolls which only drop giant purple zenny.

>>3148891
2 ended with you being told "we can't get off the moon", what did you expect? Might have been cool to have an intro section with Tron or Roll in the vein of MoT before the rocket stuff happens and control switches back to Volnutt.

>>3148891
This might sound kind of tinfoil, but I have a theory that MML3 was always meant to fail, and that Barret was created specifically to be a "mary sue" type character everyone would immediately hate. When Barret didn't receive the negative backlash Capcom was expecting, they had to find another reason to cancel the game (the whole "dev room" fiasco).

Basically MML3 was meant to fail, and Capcom sabotaged it in any way they could.

>>3149169
I have a similar theory about Darkstalkers.

>>3149202
Is it as stupid as "the MML3 team intentionally sabotaged their production"?

>>3149169

>Inafune leaves Capcom.

>Inafune's pet projects get killed shortly thereafter.

It doesn't take a genius to understand what happened.

>>3150870
>T. Capcom PR executive
I think that's a pretty gross oversimplification of how stuff went down. It isn't like Inafune just randomly decided to leave the company he had worked at for over twenty years; he left BECAUSE they kept fucking with him and his work.

Finally finished replaying MML2. It hasn't aged as well as I imagined it would be. And every part of it that was an improvement over the first game was matched with a step back.

And I get the feeling that the game wasn't entirely complete. There were so many empty areas.

>>3152909
>aged
Wrong board, champ.

ITT: Villains who did literally nothing wrong.

http://www.legends-station.com/motb/music/16-Gesellschaft-TronsRoom.mp3

Music from Tron's bedroom. Doesn't this make her sound like some kind of high-class escort?

Happy sixteenth year anniversary!

>>3152917
>not understanding figurative language
You must be at least 18 years old to post on this board.

>>3154992
He's right though.

"Aged" is just a buzzword. A game and its mechanics are either good, bad, mediocre or decent. There's not an arbitrary time limit where you can say that a game suddenly became bad; and you're not on /v/ to whine about why it doesn't play like your usual Cowaduty: Game of the Year Edition.

If the game plays well, then perfect. If the game plays badly, then you gotta explain why (unresponsive controls, slow movement, etc.)
Saying that a game "aged badly" is just an excuse so you don't have to give any actual arguments.

>>3155956
You must be fun at parties.

>>3155956
Of course games age. You wouldn't compare Atari 2600 games to Super Nintendo games.

>>3156058
This.

This may be a retro games board, but we aren't frozen in time. It's perfectly acceptable to judge retro games in the context of modern technology. Believe it or not, some of us like retro games BECAUSE of their weird quirks and flaws, not in spite of them.

>>3156058
>>3156107
Games become older over time, sure.

But if the game has a good formula, then it can't be dated.
If you go back to play a game and it's not as good as you remember, it's most likely because it was never that good to begin with

>>3156161
Why are you being this argumentative? Is it really that big of a deal?

>>3156107
>some of us like retro games BECAUSE of their weird quirks and flaws, not in spite of them.
That's a pretty good way of putting it.

By royal decree, I hereby announce that video games can and do age, though the degree to which that impacts the experience will naturally be subjective to the player.

>>3156058
>>3156107
>>3156178
>>3156951
>autists and children have no understanding of context.

Games don't age. I can and do play any retro game exactly how it would had been played new.

>>3156956
Games themselves don't change, but our expectations of them do, and our expectations alter our experience. The experience ages.

>>3156992
Yes, Some people are extremely shallow and shitty human beings that only care about the next new shiny thing.

We have a board for them. >>>/v/

>>3157000
>Some people are extremely shallow and shitty human beings that only care about the next new shiny thing
Uh huh. Would you say I'm one of these "shallow and shitty human beings"?

>>3157020
See my other post.

>>3156161
>If you go back to play a game and it's not as good as you remember, it's most likely because it was never that good to begin with
That's not what it's supposed to mean. A game "ages" in relation to the evolving industry. Games that pioneered certain concepts or mechanics may become less reputable as improvements surface in newer games and become adopted by the industry at large. Games which truly do stand the test of time are what become regarded as classics, similar to the cases of movies, books, television, art work, etc.

What you're addressing is the ignorant misuse of the figurative use of "aged" that underage youtubers throw around in frustration after they go from their latest COD game to something retro.