/vr/ - Retro Games

memebound

>>3071505

>you will never have such big hateboner for a popular game like this guy

why live

>>3071507
hate? i just posted a shitty game

>>3071534

You weren't baiting? My bad then, I just wanted to make you feel better about your post with a (You), carry on then.

>>3071526

I agree. PALshit was bad.

>>3071537
thank you

>>3071537
Not that anon. You seem like a /v/kid. What the fuck is the "(You)" shit?

>>3071547
>What the fuck is the "(You)" shit?
A reply to an obvious troll in hopes of stopping further replies.

He did it wrong though. You're supposed to say it in the first response.

>>3071554
But why the "(You)". Is it some social media thing?

>>3071547

Here's your (You), now stop crying.

On topic:

Metal Gear Solid and FF7

>>3071570
Yeah, it started on MyReddbook.

>>3071570
>>3071570

you are too retarded to be on 4chan. I didn't think that was possible.

What were they thinking?

>>3071581

They were thinking, "Hey guys, let Squaresoft make an RPG based on Mario, so that teenager kids in the future will shitpost about it anonymously on an american 2chan ripoff site"

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY POSTING GOOD TITLES IN A BAD GAME THREAD XDDD

>>3071586
Nice

>>3071116

>>3071581
>so good the first time when you're unfamiliar with JRPG
>utterly unfun bore on replay
And then you realize that the real value of a game lies in its replay value.

>>3071505
The only bad thing about Earthbound is that it ultimately spawned Tumblrtale.

>>3074289

Fuck you, that is the only good game in existence. Everything befor eor after pong is a rehash.

>>3074325
> i dnt like it so dat maeks it tumblr

>>3071505
I agree with you on this one always tried to give it a chance but it sooked

>>3074412
You best be kidding nigger.

>>3074417
>i dnt like wut he said and i can aticuwate myself so im calling him a niggr

AUTISM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZPp9Nu-sik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zluNhQ6dueg

AUTISM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZPp9Nu-sik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oZz2urxUhI

i bought this because witch loli protagonist, but it's a piece of shit game with like 0 animation.

>>3074417

But he's right. Phrases like "tumblr" and "reddit" just means "I don't like this" nowadays.

>>3074750
>Pac2
>bad

it even got the arcade for >muh arcade people.

Smellda: Joke-arina of Meme

>>3074575
I liked it. Granted I emulated it so I didnt pay a dime, but it was cumfy and had an uncanny atmosphere. Sorta reminds me of yumei-nikki sorta

>>3074782

>Not liking one of the greatest games ever made

>>3074782
Any Zelda that isn't II is shit.

>>3071878

It's not like the original idea for this thread was any better.

>>3074575
>>3074794
>/vr/

bad but good

>>3074685
Tumblr literally had a boner for this game though.

>>3074782
Nice Meme,bro

>>3071581
SUPER MARIOOOO
RRRR
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IS THE GAME THAT IS JUST FOR ME
WHEN I PLAY THE GAME I GET LOST FOR DAYS
THEN I FIND OUT IM IN GENOS MAZE
GIMME FROG COINS
GIMME MARIO
GIMME CENA
GIMME MARIO
GIMME COOKIES
brebrbebrbebrbe
I NEED TO GET THOSE DAMN FROG COINS

>>3071342
Rise of the robots was also expensive.

>>3076835
Italian man with the master plan to blast right past rescue the captive princeses

>>3076831

Why do you care about what people on other websites like, though? I've never understood this obsession that 4chan has with tumblr and reddit.

>>3071342
the entire nes/master system library

>>3071342
>Use advance technologies at time to make kick and punch the game .

what the hell .

Every Mario game ever.

Every Crash game ever.

Would work better as visual novel.

>>3071505
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it fucking sucks.

I don't think I've ever been able to make myself play more than an hour of it. I've tried to figure out what it is that people see in it, but I just can't. It's honestly the most boring, tiresome RPG the SNES has to offer.

>>3071505

I agree, the censorship on the US version was bad.

every mortal kombat game

>>3076831
You can find loads of people who like literally anything on Tumblr. Therefore everything must be terrible.

>>3077589
Assuming you're not meme in, this is exactly my opinion as well.
I just don't get it.
Ultimately the word I'm after is "boring"

>>3071505
>>3071526
>>3071581
>>3074782
>>3077567

Is this a bait thread?

>>3077801
Couldn't you tell?

The entire board is like that now.

you can kill your opponent swiftly enough that you spend most of your time waiting for things to load

>>3074782
no i agree super over rated meme,
its easy and no fun

>>3081514
I remember this. And some opponents have dialogue right before the fight and you can on hit them while they're talking.

>>3071586
Exactly

>>3077483
>>3077550
>>3077554
>>3077665

There's your (you) faggot

>>3077801
Welcome to the new /vr/ aka neo/v/.

Wait until they allow non-retro systems like the PS2 or the GBA so every millenial can shitpost about their crappy games because "muh childhood". Hope you enjoy your bait and shitty meme threads.

>>3074798
Because it's shit bro. Ever plays Links Awakening? LA is best Zelda.

>>3077554

Go fuck yourself.

>>3081596
If you want to get the shit ending, sure. You can do that. That's the fucking point of the game that you fight with honor.

>>3077795
>You can find loads of people who like literally anything on Tumblr.
Men. Check and mate.

>>3082318
It's bad enough the Saturn, 64, PS1, and Dreamcast count as "retro"

>>3082318

At this point I don't even care anymore. /vr/ is /v/2 anyway, most threads and most posts are made with bait in mind, nobody wants to discuss games, they just want to call shit on other people's tastes and popular games, and console war.

Maybe a year or two ago /vr/ was worth trying to savage, at this point I think it's better if the board gets closed.

>>3071505
>hating when japs satirize their own boring RPG style
>"so boring"

You're probably just an idiot.

>>3074912
>bad but good

>>3071570
you're being too meta they can't keep up

>>3074305
idk man it's still pretty fun trying to remember where the secrets are and fighting the optional bosses and catching stars and blasting through a dozen turtles getting mad level ups

>>3074912
idk what you're talking about tail of the sun is such a strange and unique game, I really enjoyed the one time I played through it, jumping madly fast across the plains, chucking boulders at impossible speeds

>>3077665
Well baited my friend

>>3082348
looks like we have a catch

Q2 itself isn't bad, but this mission pack is.

>Those cheap-ass new enemies, especially the turrets.
>That cheap-ass turret placement.
>Those cheap-ass turrets.
>Did I forget to mention the cheap-ass turrets?
>Maybe I did forget to mention the cheap-ass turrets.

>>3082607
>not knowing the difference between satire and parody
>calling someone else the idiot

>>3082597
>Maybe a year or two ago /vr/ was worth trying to savage
Yes, that's exactly why the in/v/asions started. Now that the board's ruined, I'm not sure why they keep coming here.

>>3082894
Earthbound is a satire. It's not a parody of anything. You fucking idiot.

>>3082862
Dude, that real time intro though is so freaking bad it's hilarious!

>>3074325
undertale is a good game though
>>3082574
oh of course this is what you're really getting at

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVgj-Zmrss0

>>3077801

What did you want this thread to be about instead?

>This game sucks!
>Yes.
>That is indeed a bad game.
>This game sucks too!
>Yes.

The only reason this thread exists is to set up a b8 post punchline.

>>3083087
>Earthbound is a satire
Couldn't even look at a dictionary, eh?

The Tick.

I can't believe I've never read any hate for it on here.

>>3071505
(you)

>>3083227
>bad game
>good

>>3083429
A parody has a specific source material that it's mocking. A satire mocks an idea. You dumb fuck.

That's easy, pretty much any game made after the 80's.

>>3082862
It sound like chaingunners + revenants in PUTONIA.

>>3071342
>spend absurd amount of time rendering 3D animation
>the gameplay is fleeting and complete crap
why did they do this

>>3083705

Probably because they actually wanted to make a good game that would have an impact on people, but didn't have any clue about how to make a fighting game fun in terms of controls.

>>3074543
I'm sorry but this looks fucking awesome

>artificial difficulty through crippled controls

>>3083597
>not the 70's

>>3083705
It was innovative. Innovative products are usually of sub-par performance. Penalty of taking the lead.

>>3084910

Killer Instinct was released one month before Rise of the Robots.

>>3084923
Did it even have a PC version?

>>3084959

Killer Instinct? it was arcade first and then SNES, KI was a Nintendo franchise at the time.

>>3084910
What was innovative about it? Making a fighting game where you can only use one character?

>>3083841
The edge is strong in that one.

>>3074782
are you fucking stupid?

>>3083486
what's wrong with it? "muh sjw" isn't a criticism by the way

>>3085945

that must be a rhetorical question.

>>3074798
Ocarina was bullshit, only the first two zeldas on NES and a link to the past were good.

>>3077483
Burn

>>3077589
Its better than "not actually the final final fantasy". Seriously what do people see in that generic cespool of a franchise?

>>3071505
I liked it better when it was called Dragon Quest.

>>3081514
Huh. I love Bushido Blade.