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3063804 No.3063804 [Reply] [Original]

Why didn't Spyro just take down the flags?

>> No.3063868
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3063868

Why didn't Crash just go straight to the third island?

>> No.3063872
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3063872

Why didn't Goro just kill himself?

>> No.3063875
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3063875

Why didn't they just take off his hat?

>> No.3063879
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3063879

Why didn't Mario just fuck Bowser instead of saving the princess?

>> No.3063902

>>3063804
I loved this game, spend so much time just skating around and shit.

>> No.3063910
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3063910

Why didn't Rayman have any limbs?

>> No.3063920

>>3063910
So he could do some sick moves.

>> No.3063948
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3063948

Why didn't the kids just gang up on Edna and fuck her shit up?

>> No.3064404

bump

>> No.3064430
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3064430

Why didn't Billy and Jimmy use the Road Avenger to chase down the Black Warriors and save Marian?

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>>3063948
>Why didn't the kids just gang up on Edna and fuck her

I don't think they'd need to do that, she seemed to be up for it.

>> No.3064720

>>3063902
It was the third one that had skating

>> No.3064751

>>3064720
I can hardly remember it's been such a long time, I played both of them to death though.

>> No.3064782

>>3063879
He's a big guy

>> No.3065019

>>3064430

Obviously they weren't able to get it started.

>> No.3065338
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>>3063879
Because Mario isn't one of those gays

>> No.3065347

>>3065338

well, no. That would mean having a character trait and Nintendo can't have an actual character with traits

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>>3065347
>playing mario games for the characters and stories

>> No.3066621

>>3064782
64u

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>>3066617
>paper mario fags

>> No.3070260

>>3063804
No hands.

>> No.3070275
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3070275

comfiest moment in game, pic related, you now hear it

>>3063804
because he had conundrums with the cart

>> No.3070282

>>3063804
How was he supposed to know you had to?

>> No.3070290
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>>3064430
Why couldn't the Road Avenger guy just use a gun to shoot the fucker who killed his wife

>> No.3070346

>>3070290
Come to think of it, how did the Lee brothers end up with the Road Avenger car if it got destroyed in the end of its own game.

>> No.3070356

>>3063868

I've got a better one. Why isn't there a proper save system in this fucking game?

>> No.3070380

>>3063879
SO LONG GAY BOWSER

>> No.3070425
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>>3065338
Speaking of Hotel Mario, why the fuck did Roy have a room full of toasters toasting toast, and why did Mario react like this wasn't the first time he had seen something like this? You'd think he would be surprised that there's a room full of toasters, but nope, he just acts like a designated toasting room is a normal thing.

>> No.3070484

>>3070425
DESIGNATED

>> No.3070486

>>3070484
TOASTING

>> No.3070491

>>3070486
ROOMS

>> No.3070513

>>3070425
I've never seen a toaster toast toast, but then, I'm not an idiot and I remove my toast from the toaster when it's done toasting my bread.

I never heard of double coffee before the internet either.

>> No.3070579

>>3070346
Maybe some one fixed it or something

Also just noticed that not only does Road Avenger's man wife get killed, but the girl friend in Double Dragon gets killed as well, is there some kind of theme of love lost and revenge going on in this universe?

>> No.3070598

>>3070513
>when it's done toasting my bread.
Unless you're a magical wizard who can remove toast at the exact point where it became toast, without even an additional microsecond of toasting, you're talking shit.

Toasters toast bread AND toast because wizards aren't real and human (or mechanical) imperfection ensures that there will always be a period during which the bread has become toast, but continues toasting anyway before being removed from the toaster.

>> No.3070641

>>3070579
Maybe it's a Kishimoto thing. The two girlfriends in Kunio-tachi no Banka are shot by the bad guy too.

>> No.3071382

>>3070275
you are right, this is the comfiest moment in spyro 2. i can still remember finding this place the first time, felt so damn good

>> No.3071580
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Why didn't Daniel just bone the princess?