/vr/ - Retro Games

>>2890387
It means you need to back up your swordfighting with trash-talk and to trash-talk anyone who is going to get swordfought.

/vr/gin

>>2890387
>what did X mean by this?

Wrong board.

>>2890387
It means during sex you should say things like
How appropriate! You fuck like a cow!

>>2890406
Here's a few more pick up lines you can use in or before sexing.

And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?
I've dicked with apes more responsive than you!
Soon you'll be wearing my penis like a shish kebab!
I once fucked a dog that was sexier than you.
Nobody's ever drawn cum from me and nobody ever will.
Have you stopped wearing condoms yet?
You make me want to orgasm.
My handkerchief will wipe up your cum
I got this scar on my ass during a mighty struggle!
I've heard you are a contemptible slut.
You're no match for my brain, you poor fool.
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

See, now you're well versed in sword fight of both varieties. Practice and learn some more lines from the people you conquer. Try finding partners wandering the streets randomly and do it often and you'll get the hang of it.

>tfw point and click adventure games will never, ever make a comeback

>>2890557
They're still alive in Europe. Well, kinda.

>>2890573
>>2890557
Germans LOVE point & clicks still. Every now and then Steam sells a Daedalic Entertainment bundle that has a dozen games for 16 bucks. Hella good bargain. I bout it about 9 months ago and I'm still whittling down those adventure games.

>>2890935
Yup, I was thinking about Germany specifically. Well, my country has Pendulo and Alcachofa and their games sell pretty well here but that's mostly because their god tier distribution and not the genre itself. Germany alone could keep point and clicks alive.

>>2890970
I wish I could say the same about Telltale Games, but ever since Walking Dead, every single one of their games now uses that formula, which I don't really count as a true adventure game. I miss their older stuff like Sam & Max.

>>2890406

:)

>>2890387
>What did she mean by this?
It means you're a poser whose never actually played Monkey Island or had sex.

>>2890387
>It's not always what you do, but what you say
Yeah, no. I don't think I've ever had sex where afterwards I thought "that was pretty mediocre, he should have talked more."

>>2891641
I've heard some people complain about quiet partners. It's definitely a thing. I specifically remember commentary regarding it as I'm sex ninja, essentially noiseless, and so it was pertinent data to consider.

Also if you're a female the way you pretend to be you might be oblivious but most chicks have a 'charm filter' you have to pass. Kind of like how chicks on dating sites say shit want someone to totally dick the shit out of them but then post "must be able to have a conversation not asking to fuck." As if they've ever even met a male in their life whose entire grammatical construction consisted of depicting the concept of sticking their dick into everything because I guarantee you they have never. Worse is the fact that chicks do this on sites that are essentially 'ThisIsAPretenseToGetMyBrainsFuckedOut.net' and not 'FindACasualPenpalWhoDoesntWantIntimacy.com'
Though honestly, what they really mean is "don't message me about having sex if you're not Brad Pitt you creep", which is also sexist as fuck.

>>2892204
nice blog

I'm gonna milk you like a cow!

>>2892479
Thanks. Feel free to press subrscribe button in the corner and donate to my patreon where I'll be picking random users to call faggots, it might just be you!

>>2892204
>Mansplaining: The Post

Well, a tripfag and a blogger joined forces to ruin a Monkey Island thread.
Let's go home guys, nothing but trash below this post.

>>2892204
Can someone tl;dr this for me? What is this aspie even trying to say?

>>2893196
>Faggotsplaining: The Tripfag

Did SJWs invade this forum?

>>2893196
>Stealing Beyblades: The Post

>>2893363
Nah, Sevenleaf just has a fanclub that obsessively searches the name on warosu and foolz just to shitpost so they can say "but twipfags are de bad gaiz we dindu nuffin it waz da twipfag"

>>2893402
same difference

>>2893402
Put your trip back on, Tumblrleaf.

>>2892204
tl;dr

>>2890387

Captain Smirk was the one who said that you fucking fuck

>>2890557
They're remastering Day of the Tentacle. I'm sure it will spawn a few indie clones.

>>2890557

P&C has been big lately. A bunch are getting re-released and remastered, and Telltale's games are modestly successful