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2814627 No.2814627[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>be mexican
>make a bet with a friend for the NES
>steal something from the Wall Mart
>security catch me
>call the cops
>put me on their patrol
>pigs want to put me in jail
>a cop knows someone from my family
>cop saves me
>almost be in jail for 3 yrs
>suck cop dick
>win my NES from my friend
>what a day

>> No.2814670

wow mexico is shit
trump wall soon plz

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2814679

>>2814627
Awe some a shitpost general, FIRST!

>> No.2814682

a free NES in good conditions with games deserves it

>> No.2814715

>be christmas
>commercials make me want mortal kombat so bad
>mom and dad say no
>best friend teases me with it
>see spoiled kid at walmart making his mom buy him two copies
>clerk leaves case open
>kids from school peer pressure me to steal it
>never stolen anything before but want so bad
>stick it under jacket
>think i got away
>caught in parking lot
>security calls parents and leaves a message on their machine then lets me go cause just a kid
>banned from store
>beat parents to answering machine tape
>crisis averted
>forced to go to portrait studio for family christmas card photo
>snatched by security mid-photo
>mom won't believe i'm a thief
>shown surveillance video in front of entire store
>stops loving me
>no goodnight kisses
>no marshmallows in my cocoa
>no decorating the tree
>feel like such shit spend all my piggy bank money to get nice portrait done for her
>trying to sneak it in under my jacket
>accused again
>she feels so bad she forgives me
>gets me Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge

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2814720

>>2814715

heh.

>> No.2814723

>>2814627
>be mexican
fag