/vr/ - Retro Games

Captain Tsubasa 3 the Japanese soccer RPG cracks me up at times.

this thread has potential.

too bad everyone's too busy being a dick to each other in other threads to actually laugh about something... :(

Pro Wrestling on NES.

Playing Wario
Someone gets lightning
Have to run off the tracks because of
Waaaaaaaaahh

>>2778223
Toejam and Earl + weed = good times.

Not exactly retro, but the WarioWare Inc. games on GBA are perfect for some late night laughs.

>>2780034
Tecmo World Wrestling was much funnier.

>>2780425
I love this game, but I've never beaten it because it gives me headaches.

>>2780507
It's alright - too much funk does that to some people.

>>2780507
getting the true ending was extremely tedious

>>2780543

lol @ too much funk

>>2780503

I'll have to check it out soon... thanks for the recommendation! It appears wrestling games are the go-to-games for some hilarity.

>>2780686
Go for the WWF games from AKI on N64. Those give the most groin punches of any wrestling game I've seen.

this walk cycle from treasure master always makes me laugh. it's so goofy. when you climb up a rope it looks like he's humping it.

>>2780970
too fly for words

>>2780561
You're thinking of Panic on Funkotron. Toejam and Earl only had one ending.

Road Rash on Genesis.

Falling off the bike at full speed and sliding down the road hitting everything along the way = priceless

>>2778223
>>2778223

I can't find the video anywhere, but the animation of Bret the Hitman Hart performing the "Sharpshooter" on an opponent in WWF Raw for the Genesis always made me lose it.

Pic related of Owen Hart performing the "ultra-greco" move..

Someone plz make a gif of the original*

>>2781197
>pic related

This game right here. Easily my favorite sports game of all time. Really limited animation on the sprites makes it super funny when you're in a heated 2-player match.

> AWWWWWW SHIT SOMEBODY'S ABOUT TO GET DUNKED ON

Accompanied by a more detailed animation of said dunking.

Playing Micro Machines 2/'96 with 3-4 other players and sneakily slamming people off tables at the worst possible moments. Or when there's a point everyone has to stop for a moving platform over water, it becomes a free for all while riding a fucking sponge.

Good times.

Tons of MvC2 animations make me laugh, but most of Thanos' are top tier.

>>2781467
His walking animations are even more lulzy when you realize his head never bobs at all, it stays in the same relative position. You have to see it in the actual game, that gif really doesn't showcase it.

>>2781467
post his walking forward animation, that shit is hilarious

>>2781481
Yeah. It hilariously doesn't move at all.
I also like how he literally teleports to stand up.

>>2780692
DING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2alnNLQFEg @ 8:58

The way the boss moves made me lose my shit and the game.

>>2780970

That is an excellent walk cycle

just saw this game here in another thread. 8O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gjfZABX8Kw

My neighbor when I was a kid had some wrestling game he found on the side of the road we used to play all the time. I have no clue what the name was tho. You could walk up to the audience and mash buttons and you would pull out items and shit to use to beat the shit out of your opponent with (I've never played any other wrestling games so I don't know if that's featured in other games)

Anyway, the shit you pulled out was normally a chair, which is thematic in pro wrestling games but occasionally you would get ridiculous shit like stop signs or firehydrants, which was pretty damn funny back when I was like 9..

>>2782230

Mëin sides

>>2782303

might be WWF No Mercy for N64... although that had fire extinguishers and not hydrants.

It had it's moments. It's a lot more funny when it's a game trying to be serious. rid disc world guy

>>2782434
It was probably WCW/nWo revenge, that game is full of no-name jobbers nobody would ever remember.

>>2781674
God that things voice is way dumber than I remember

>>2782303
>which is thematic in pro wrestling games
Didn't you just say you never played any other pro wrestling games? How do you know this?

Punk Shot is hilarious to play. It's a street basketball game from Konami where you can perform flagrant fouls like punching and tackling guys. If you beat someone up too much, they writhe on the ground like they're having uncontrollable back spasms. You also have to watch out for court hazards like potholes and shit. Me and my friends would just wail on each other and laugh.

http://youtu.be/RYiMLgUu_a4

>>2782230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mip5coYUTRg

>>2782885
Shiiiit. I've noticed this when looking for neat-ass Konami arcade stuff but didn't know this. Shit reminds me of Vendetta with b-balls and not just 'generic street hoop game'. Might have to play this.

>>2782885

I wish I'd played this as a kid instead of the similar Arch Rivals basketball game...

>>2781674

WTF am I watching?! lol

>>2781680
My bootleg copy of that had a cover of this one guy (who I am pretty sure was one of the guys from American Chopper) on his bike on Mars.

I miss lazy sellers who couldn't even get the right covers for the burned CDs they sell.

Caveman Games for the NES.

>>2788075

good choice.

>>2788075
That art reminds me of David Macaulay's stuff.

>>2780973
>too fly for words
Yeah that shit is pimp desu senpai.

>>2781203
Man, fuck babyface Crush. Seriously fuck that guy.

Harvest Moon: More Friends of Mineral Town

In the intro, you quit your job and move to the farm, but it turns out you've been tricked, the farm sucks. The mayor explains all this to you and asks if you still want to give it a try.

If you select "no" the game dumps you straight to the credits.

>>2788859

I'll save you autists the trouble: oops, not technically retro. sorry senpais, here's another:

That fucking face wario makes when you fail a minigame

>>2778223
Moon Patrol
any Goemon
Sonic The Fighters/SegaSonic The Hedgehog

any game in which Wario speaks.

>>2780543

The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noqMfTRKNlo

the way that punk fag Sid/Billy jumps around in Final Fight...

That screaming sound when you die in Impossible Mission 2 on NES.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqoc8DD02aY

>>2788859
>GBA emulator
>screen filter
WTF is wrong with you?

>>2794943

>wtf is wrong with you

He uses retroarch

>>2793337
that's because he was a censored Poison, she was taken out because the nips didn't want to offend the fat fucks in america with the idea of beating a woman who hits you first.

>>2794943
>Not using a shader on a blown up 240 x 160 image

Disgusting

>>2794946
Is there something wrong with retroarch?

>>2788859
This.
They had it on other HM games as well.
https://youtu.be/TvEyCV6UJ2g

>>2778223

ANIKI HERBALS RMAO

>>2780630

>>2785160
is this bait?

Gunman's Proof is pretty funny.

>>2778223

Looks pretty gay if you ask me.

>>2788075
>Caveman Games for the NES.

The cavegirl throwing contest.. lmao

That shit would not fly today..

>>2800872

and by that i suppose you mean wrestling in general...

The whole Gensan series is very funny.

>>2801165

Oh Japan...

https://youtu.be/E8DJ0bfYIbk?t=133

>>2781203
>Kahuna Crush

The only thing worse is just regular Crush. The Heart Punch, seriously?

One of my good childhood friends had a ps1 game where you could play elvis or an old woman shooting with rockets and shit. I remember laughing like a maniac from that, whatever it is called.

>>2781674
THE LOYFE CYCLE!

>>2780970
Even better than the Super Solver's walk cycle.

>>2780991
panic on funkotron was a great co op. nothing like bashing white stereotype tourists with bottles lol.

>>2806363
It was tourist season on Funkotron, so it was legal to hurt them.

>>2782423

>>2806872
Cactuar?

jim power.