/vr/ - Retro Games

Ask your wife.

>>2751548
?

My kid over at my best friend's wife house loves his.

>>2751545
>Retron 5
>flash carts

You fucked up. You've brought shame on your wife.

>>2751545

I think it's a pretty neat system. It's a great option for casuals, and the thing is very successful.

Not a bad purchase for a kid or casual retro gamer.

>>2751545

If you want to use Flash Carts you have to buy the Super Retro Trio. Retron 5 doesn't work with flash carts.

The SRT is a clone, SOAC system, but it's pretty decent quality. I was actually surprised by how good it is.

>>2751545

Flashcarts

a. Don't work with that thing
b. Are retarded with an emulator system anyway when you could simply emulate in the first place

Should I get him this instead?
>>2747340

>>2751563
Aw son of a bitch

Get him one of these.

>>2751545

The biggest problem with the R5 is that the NES and SNES emulator has at least 7 frames of lag. This is not a display issue, but is rather connected to the emulators used in the system.

It can be a real nightmare in games like Mega Man, etc, where you need precise jumping and timing.

>>2751545

The best thing about the Retro Trio and Retron 5 is that they have really forced down the prices of classic consoles.

>>2751563
God damnit not this again.

>>2751545
>Would a kid destroy this thing?
I hope so.

>>2751576
>>2751563
>>2751564

Same fag.

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>>2751561
>>2751559
but does the wife approve?

>>2751580
oh really

>>2751590

Yes, really, as your own screen cap clearly proves.

>>2751590

>Responds to his own post.
>Takes a screen cap.
>Same fag confirmed.

>>2751595
Technically it doesn't. But he is likely samefagging.

>>2751602

Are you blind?

This thread just got hilarious!

>>2751603

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
See how when i reply it says you next to your post to let you know I'm responding to you. What he linked doesn't prove is he isn't same fagging, but it also doesn't prove he is. This guy is some sort of super troll.

when is the Retron 6 coming out and will it be able to fellate me?

>>2751606

It doesn't say (you) when you're responding to someone else, Captain Autism.

>>2751613
then who are you?

>>2751615

>Shooping shit because you're so autistic.

Don't, tell your kid to go enjoy life, play some football or whatever sport he likes and tell him to get some friends.


But considering that 4chan is filled with outstandingly stupid people who don't listen to good anonymous advice i am just here to say this. The kid probably has a computer, set up some emulators and add a bunch of roms and teach him how to play with said emulators and get him an USB joypad.

>>2751615
>>2751618
This nigga is seriously arguing with himself again. He did this same shit in the other thread.

>>2751618
>>2751615
>>2751624

Wrong again sperg lord.

Those posts are all yours.

>>2751618
>>2751624

>>2751629

REKT!

And this is where i belive everyone's being a retarded moron. Then so be it, let's join the moron party.

>>2751629
>>2751630
This nigga actually changed the style on the page so he could argue with himself.
>My Sides
Then he samefagged his seal of approval like he always does in the other thread.
>>2751631

>>2751635

Changing the page style doesn't get rid of the (you).

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

>>2751636
The you he claimed the guy shooped
>My sides... orbit.

>>2751636
>>2751635
>>2751631

>>2751643

I don't get it? Why are you responding to your own posts and then providing proof of your same faggotry?

>In before YOU

exodia blah blah blah, i win.

>>2751649
He does this to get people to argue for one side or the other then he'll disagree with you repeatedly by samefagging and lure you into a debate. He was doing this arguing about hardware in the other thread.
>original parts
>new parts

>>2751652
Apparently Subway will now be measuring their bread to ensure it's the proper length.

>>2751649
screencaps don't mean shit is what I'm trying to say
I literally had no part in this thread until I started capping and really I'm just procrastinating tbh

>>2751657

That's just pathetic.

>>2751661
no it's hilarious cause you dumb fucks still actually argued over it

This thread was alright until the two autists starting bickering with each other and screen capping shit like it even matters.

>>2751661
He was pulling this screen capping shit the same way in his other thread.
>>2747340
like here
>>2751105

>>2751664

No one argued over it. I only see people mocking you. And I see you proving that you lead a very sad, extremely unhappy existence.

I actually feel bad for enabling your obvious difficulties. I hope you get help my friend. Please.

>>2751672
I feel bad that you actually, seriously, unironically started a samefag argument and used caps as "proof" when even a 5 year old could figure out how to edit the html. Seek evaluation on your mental state.

>>2751671
Not those guys at all bud, and I'll screencap to prove it ;)

>>2751613
This makes you wonder how many times he's called himself "Captain Autism."
>>2751105

>>2751552
Welcome to /vr/, newfag.

>>2751545
You should buy him a floptron instead. Flashcarts cost quite a bit of money. On the other hand, it doesn't really matter if he destroys the floppies for this. It'll teach him to handle things properly.

>>2751681
I know. Pathetic right?

>>2751681
>>2751692

It's pretty easy to find his posts tbh. He constantly accuses people of being other people like here.
>>2751464
and here
>>2749771
It's pretty easy to rustle his jimmies and send him on the warpath. He seems to think he knows who everyone is on a site that generally has 150k+ users at a time. If you trigger him you can get him to go after random people.

>>2751545
The kid won't play it. Seriously. You'll shell out hundreds of dollars for something he'll play a few times with you when he opens in and when you come over. But when you leave he'll largely forget about it. Get him a Wii and softmod it. Save yourself some money and maybe throw in a few wii games for cheap and give him one of those nice gamepads.

>>2751705
>he doesn't know how to check for samefag

>>2751705
He also constantly uses the phrases "captain autism", "mental illness", "psychological issues" and "sperg" among others. Alone these are fairly innocuous but he constantly spams these things looking for a reaction. He's also obsessed with calling same faggotry on his own posts.

>>2751725
>>2751705
>Hey, is it possible that maybe there's multiple people who use popular phrases in an insulting way on a chinese cartoon image board?
>nah it must be samefag
>alright me thank's for clearing that up lol

can somebody post a link to the Retron 5 review with the wife stuff in it?

>>2751734
>1383830507299
yeah but couple that with the fact he seems to want you to know he's trolling through his constant avatar fagging as demonstrated here. If you haven't checked out warosu yet you should.

>>/vr/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=1383830507299&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

>>2751545
You are either retarded OP, or a shill faggot. I you really want a 7yo proof system you hook a computer up to you TV and emulate whatever using a USB controller. There is literally no reason to buy these things because they are essentially what I just told you to do, but customizable and shitty.

>>2751634
> Wait a minute, I recognize that bird.
> Does this guy know what he's posting?
>>2751652
> Yup, 'bout right
I posted this outta the blue the other day here. I'm glad someone else got a chuckle before it was taken down.

>>2751734
kek, just ctrl f any of those terms on his other thread and see how many times you find them.
>>2747340

>>2751725
>This

>>2751725
>>2751745
>>2751749
I see the obvious pattern. You just CSI'd a troll.

>>2751713
>This

>>2751737
The guy took them down after his wife cucked him with the Retron.

>>2751761
o.O He did.

>>2751785
>>2751761
>23268158_4d290cc961
Another example of his avatar fagging and trolling. Just advanced search and enter the specific file name. Dude has been out trolling all over the board. Warosu makes things so obvious it's hilarious. You'll recognize that image and precise filename from many threads.

>>/vr/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=23268158_4d290cc961&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

>>2751815
The last 2 posts of his in that search are hilarious. He makes fun of a guy for owning a PS1 and then makes fun of a guy for not owning one who had a N64

>>2751634

>>2751748

>Wah wah wah shills!

Holy cow, it's this guy again.

>>2751737
>>2751772
that sounds hilarious

I did a Google search for Retron + wife and there were a lot more results than I expected. It's not this Christmas tree argument, is it?

http://vgcollect.com/forum/index.php?topic=4763.0

>>2752067

You want to hear something really funny?

Go to Amazon and read the reviews for the Retron 5. You will also find people talking about their wives. Not even joking.

^All me

>>2752078
Don't take credit for my work.

>>2751545

buy him a gameboy pocket instead.

>>2752067

holy shit, man the harpoons.