/vr/ - Retro Games

>>2648213
that's because Might and Magic VII was retconned in HoMaM III

I'd like you to sit down and relax, adventurer.
Learn more about the story of The Immortal Hero - Tarnum.

>>2648213
Vori was such a pain in the ass to go through. The game didn't want to give me Pathfinding and travelling on snow is mighty annoying with Nighon's army.

Thanks for getting me into HoMM 3 guys I played for 2 hours straight the first play through and it helps me forget I'm sad lol

>>2648313
I can't imagine any campaign being worth paying money for standalone

like it's literally impossible to make a campaign that would be worth it using the h3maped.exe

>>2648318
They're really good man

And Tarnum's story is actually pretty good

Why was Spazz Maticus campaign so funny to play?

> 5th level magic in 1st scenario,
> Megadragons on your side,
> Don't forget about Goblin Knights,
> Staff of Chaos in every scenario,
> Armageddoning everything,

>>2648346

Everytime I see how pretty and well themed the maps in IV were, a great sadness overcomes me.

If only 3DO weren't so abysmally awful at managing their projects and NWC got half a year more to polish up the gameplay and write a proper AI script we may have had a game better than III.

what's this all about

>>2648412
Easy, Orlando, what's it all about?

>>2648346
POTATOLAND-er detected!

>>2617719
Yes it was. It perfectly fits the theme of playing an Evil Devil / Semen of Satan. Inferno just has to be played like you're that, not a Carebear Commander who wants to minimize his losses.

Is there an Antagarich version of this?

>>2648551
No, because there's not enough maps for that / they're not organized into a rectangle like that.

Is Homm3 your favorite game ever ?

>>2649797
No, but it is my most favorite fantasy TBS, making it my second most favorite TBS of all time (after Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri).

>>2649801

>Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri

Is that your all-time fav' game ?

In Homm3, your favorite faction ? Favorite creature ?

>>2649805
>Is that your all-time fav' game ?
Not sure if I would call it that, but of all my favorite games SMAC is the one I would consider the most perfect game. There has never been a better Civilization like game than SMAC.

>In Homm3, your favorite faction ?
Necropolis for being overpowered and Fortress for the 'underdogs' (kind of).

>Favorite creature ?
Vampire Lords and Mighty Gorgons, duh.

>>2649797
It is as close as it can get to being my favourite game ever. There are others I probably played a lot more, but Homm3 holds a special place, and I keep playing it occasionally ever since I first got it.

Most other games like that are arcade-styled where a quick game is 4 minutes long, but HOMM3 is not like that.

>>2649845

Same questions :

>fav faction ?
>fav creature ?

>>2649847
I like them all equally. Some factions being more broken than others is just what makes the game more fun. Balance be damned.

>>2649797

Pretty much.

I'd say tie with Super smash bros melee and Link's Awakening.

>fav faction : depends. All of 'em are pretty cool. Overall ? Tough choice.
>fav creature : dunno but lvl 5 creatures are generally cool.

>>2649847
Not him but

>Fortress
>Wyvern Monarchs in fortress. Dread knights outside of it.

>>2649867

As a neutral faction, Fortress is way cooler than the Stronghold.

Fuckin' flawed but likeable as fudge.

>>2649797
No, but I do love it, it's like a campy, fantasy Monopoly game with violent warfare.

I like that about it. Me and my brother often play multiplayer by Christmas.

>>2649872
I dunno, I don't think fortress is weak. I mean they aren't no conflux or castle but they're middle of the pack imo.

>>2649880
Their only flaws are the lack of fast units and shooters.

Maybe also their heroes being bad at magic, but they make up for those with physical stats.

And Mighty Gorgons have the single best attack speciality in the game.

>>2649934
Wyverns are pretty fast and you can usually rush them. It's why I like them. Wyverns are fast, hit hard, and can usually cripple shooters.

>>2649934

Well, mage guild is limited to lvl 3.
Their shooters are awful. Dragon flies are pretty fast but very weak.
iirc Monarch Wyverns got 70 hp, pretty bad for a lvl 6 unit.
And Hydras are slow, for a lvl 7 unit.

I like the Fortress but you they're "low tier " imho.

Mighty Gorgons are based as fuck

Fav faction : Tower or Dungeon

>and the castle in HoMM2

Not really /vr/ but anyone playing the VII beta? how is it?

>>2649950

A friend o' mine played it.

He liked it. But he played against CPU, and said opponents were slow as fuck. Otherwise, good game (for the moment).

>>2649945
Their shooters beat marksmen one-on-one. They've got a fine early shooting game, and good flyers.

>>2649957
>Their shooters beat marksmen one-on-one.

Now indeed. Not with their original stats. But i'm just nitpicking.

>>2649945
Basilisks can also petrify enemies, Dragonflies cast dispel on enemies (this can be nasty), and Hydras are slow because they attack enemies around them with no retaliation (you get them in range and they rape your entire army).

Speed is their biggest problem really. If you get Tactics you can make them way more effective in fights, especially the gorgons and hydras, but that still doesn't help when all enemies attack first.

Crag Hack forces you to breed with one Heroes of Might and Magic unit (not a hero).

Who do you breed with?

In case anyone downloaded the map I posted in the previous thread, don't play that one. There were a two bugs that kind of ruined it. Fixed (confirmed winnable) version here:

http://pastebin.com/LKwASMsh

i am shaking right now so much

even in "innocent retro" games like this you can't escape misogyny

>>2650201
Pegasus rider chick.

>>2650283

>>2650201
pixie because im a sexsualy frustrated neckbeard

>>2650235
but its still too plain

>>2650283
anita_designs_a_quest.png

>>2650201
>Crag Hack forces you to breed with one Heroes of Might and Magic unit (not a hero).

kek

Black Dragon. If i managed to do it, i'd be a God.

>>2650283

>triggered

>>2650578
I see we have a dotard here

must breed auroth

>>2650201

Dunno what'd be the most embarrassing.

But breeding an efreet would be extremely painful, i guess.

>>2650201
Pixie, duh.

>>2650637
>would be extremely painful
FOR YOU
for I am a Fireguard

>>2650645

>for I am a Fireguard

SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

> However, the expansions have not been re-released because their source code is lost.

Wow, just wow

>>2650694

Wut

>>2650201
>Who do you breed with?

The females who can take a human cock without damaging or hurting it, and aren't part animals.

>>2650817
So nobody then?

*Crag Hack hacks your head off*
nothing personnel....kidd

>>2650424
>but its still too plain

>Judging a strong independent myp by her looks
Misogynistic pig.

>>2650773
The HD edition is just the vanilla game.

>>2650201
/d/ here, naga or medusa

>>2648213
any of you know how to make the town window bigger in with the hd mod?

>>2650851
>myp

>>2649797
No, I prefer Heroes IV.

>>2651807
nice b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8

>>2651846
I am not joking. H3 is shit.

>>2651880
this b8 is a bit too obvious though

>>2651885
So how can I show you that I prefer 4 over 3?

>>2651892
Write it on your ponos.

>>2651905
Heroes in 3 are pussies which cannot fight by themselves.

Repostin a poll.

http://strawpoll.me/5303699/r

>>2651930
Wow, this model looks really good. Is that from the Superior Steam H3 HD edition?

>>2651807

Can't be serious, m8.

>>2648213
>Tatalia is snow covered mountains in MM7
>Bracada Desert is bordered by snowy mountains

Harmondale is between Frostpoint and Grainrich btw

Reminder that 7 Hasted Peasants with Prayer on them will kill any 7 HP unit.

>Month 1 Week 3 Day 5
>the CPU already has Spirit Guardian (grail)
>...and he puts it into some random town that doesn't even have a Fort or any defenders that's closest to my borders

Is this real life? What a waste of a grail.

>>2652280

Which difficulty level ?

>>2652298
200%, Back for Revenge, Teal CPU

>>2652304

Meh...shame about the Grail

>>2648318
Some of the best video game writing ever.
The only better campaign was H4.I mean storywise.

>>2651930
why chaos? they are like the town composition that does not make sence the most
>inb4 its meant to be that way

>>2652140
Monks retreat is a great map, especialy if you play castle with Ingham

>>2652608
the writing was very good yes but it wouldnt kill them to have more fights between the factions. Like 75% of the campaign your enemy is the same faction as you.

>>2652846
Actually... Wow, you are actually right, never really thought about it like that. At least for big bads (i dont remember the rest sadly) were of your faction after all (fake gryphonheart, gavin magus, pirate traitor, your necro master). I wonder if there's any reason for that, because that is something even rushed game shouldnt -cause-

>>2652060
No, from IV.

>>2653030
the expansion campaigns fixed that issue but their story was sadly not nearly as good
>Gathering Storm
This bad magician guy is trying to destroy the world, our multicultral group of heroes must put their differances aside and unite to stop him or was that the story to Shadow of Death

>Winds of War

Lets all attack china because reasons!

>>2653040
It is more or less Shadow of Death, only with less reason to stop the mage and the mage being not nearly as interesting. Also multiculti group of heroes, while not poorly written, lacked the impact of previous one (Gelu, Crag the Motherfucking Hack).
Winds of War was just a poor excuse to have them war against each other.

>>2653040
goobergator leave, diversity is our strength

we need to mix different cultures in our heroes

>>2653219
What?

>>2653237
we need to race mix more in canada

>>2653030
>gavin magus
Oh right. Thanks for reminding me how shit Heroes 4 is. They turned Santa Claus Gavin Magnus into some dumb patriarch who needs to be beaten by the womynz.

>>2648313
Why doesn't someone just remake the campaigns in the Heroes 3 campaign/map editor??

>>2653242
What has any of these things got to do with his post?

>>2653280
too much work? Honestly the only differance are the new menues and the uniuqe Tarnum portraits, its obvious why they were never popular and they are not really that great

Why was Bracada Erathia's bitch ?

>>2653452
Were they though? Bracada and Deyja worked equally well with Avlee or Erathian Lords of Harmondale.

>>2651134
I don't think you can. If you could, it would become blurry anyway.

>>2653527

Arh, i meant AvLee.

>>2653607
Because Elves are ghey. I mean did you think that filthy treehuggers could actually form any form of sensible government?

Also on another note, it's appearently 20th anniversary of HoMM I release. So happy birthday HoMM series! Let us hope that VII will not be a nail in the coffin.

>>2650932
mah niggah.

>>2653846

So, Happy birthday HoMM !

Okay...serious talk now.

I've only played against CPUs. No problem to beat it, even at 160%. Even kinda boring.
But i've never managed to beat it in impossible mode (200%). Never.

CPU keeps attacking me less than 1 week after the game started. It's stronger, more troops, etc.

Any tips?

>>2654312
yes, get Expert Air Magic & Haste asap

>>2654312
Im not sure, because afaik theres no AI difference between 130, 160 and 200%

>>2654320

Can't even do that.

You start with no money, obviously, so you lost time collecting resources and fighting pack o' creatures.

Then, AI fuckers show up and keep crushing me. With relatively powerful armies, skilled characters. I can't even build things properly.

>>2654326

Well, maybe they just got resources. As a human player, you start with 0 everywhere.

>>2654342
Expert Air & Haste is a poor meme that originated in the previous thread, pay it no heed.
Also yeah, I do believe AI gets more resoruces. But unless the map is like L with direct path, i dont believe it should be a huge problem. My only advise is to be very aggressive with collecting resoruces on the ground and attacking neutrals for them... But that is just a general tactic for the whole game.

>>2654348

Thanks, mane

1) Your first Heroes game.
2) Your favorite Heroes game.

For me it's 3 and 3. Let's see if the Heroes Principle is correct.

>>2654374

2
3

>>2654374
4
3

>>2654374
4
3

>>2654374
2
3
I still like 2's art style more.

>>2654342
>>2654312

Damn, i give up for today. I tried 4 different scenarios, i didn't even last one month.

AI's heroes are way too powerful, damn. Both skills and armies.

>>2654374
2
2

>>2654643
Try my map on 200%, it's really good for new players.

>>2654374
1
5

buncha hipster kids ITT

5 was a masterpiece, the epitome of Heroes

>>2654374
3
3

However I used to re-read many times the unit and tactic guides for HOMM2 that was published in the local game magazine. It only featured some generic tactics (like how to use Guardian Elemental spells) and a few of the more special units, but I fell in love with it. That's probably why I went to great lengths to get HOMM3, and I accidentally ended up owning something like 3 original copies of it.

Unfortunately I never managed to get the two expansions.

>>2654958
Fucking this. Heroes 5 combines the best of both worlds, Heroes 3 and 4 and improves it even (with all expansions that is).

>you can now directly click to select unit you want to move in tactics phase

Homam 3 HD mod shits on Ubisoft HD so hard

>>2655424
Well duh. HD Mod was made by people who actually play the game and knew what to fix. Ubis HD was made by people smearing sprites with photoshop filter and saying that source code for expansions has been lost. It doesn't take a genius to notice the difference.

explain this Homamtards

>>2654374
3 & 3.
I admit that I like 5 as well
Nowhere near as good as 3, of course, but still pretty fun

>>2654374
1
2

I used to play Heroes of Might and Magic V with my friends a shit ton like 6-7 years ago. It was really fun.

Should I try out any of the newer/older ones or even replay V?

>>2655512
If you care about lore, replay at least through capaigns of I and II. If not, give III a try - I know -some- people that started with V can find it lacking in some respects, but nontheless it is still regarded as the best in the series by a long shot. As for IV, you can try it - it is massively different, for better or for worse (usually for worse, but I personally still like this). Then decide if you want to play V.
VI does not exist as far as we are concerned.

>>2655517
What's wrong with VI?

>>2655542
Everything. Alas, while I have personally NOT played it, most of people I respect in terms of their taste or opinion and just most of people in general seem to share that thought, as well as what I've seen from my limited exposure of it seems to be in tune with it. So I will also propagate that judgement.

>>2655542
Not the same guy, but 6 is utter garbage. -Unecessary additions to heroes (with wonky classes, alignment system which doesn't mean jack shit and limits the way you want to play), -uninspired armies (faggot weeaboo water elves with katanas makes for an entire faction).
-Very heavy drm, it's everywhere. Even with a cracked version you can't escape it : the game will tell you things like "do you want to share your progress on our shitty social media ? :^)" every time you level up.
-Boring artstyle. Granted the art has never been fantastic in any heroes game, but damn this is a new low. It's even hard to tell the difference between units since everything has been wowified to the limit, spikes and belts and silly headgears on every single thing that moves.
-Abysmal ai. Even heroes 2 had better computer opponents.
-It's shit.
-I don't like it.

As for heroes 5, it's actually my favorite. 3 is of course excellent, but many of its flaws have been dealt with in 5.

>>2655449

What's wrong ?

How do learn how to play heroes 3? I run with one hero and build dwellings in order

>>2655575
Dont do that

>>2654643
edit the map and give yourself Armagedon's Blade

its only fair to compensate for the ai's huge stacks

>>2654958
>>2655407
>WoW graphics
>singleplayer vs 5 computers takes centuries
>cringe inducing cinematics

no thanks

>>2655449
ahaha where is that from? Back for Revenge?

>>2655575
Try to build your economy first. Upgrade your townhall to max to have a decent income.
Dont listen to the retards that tell you otherways. You'll run out of money and you wont be able to recruit shit so building your dwellings first is a retarded strategy.

>>2655620
Rushing capitol is fine... If you play on 100% against AI or on some incredibly poor map. Otherwise going dwelings first is objectively correct. You gain much more by being able to clear neutrals faster and seize control of map earlier.

>>2655629
Whats the fucking point on getting early dwellings if you dont have the money to recruit any of the units?
In addition to that, you'll run out of money and resources and you'll have to skip turns in order to build your lv 7 dwellibg or capitol.
Believing you will be able to clear the map and gather enough resources in early game with a handfull of unupgraded units and an unskilled hero is another retarded meme i'll never understand.
I allways go for capitol in multiplayer and its really funny when my retarded dwellingfag allies ask me for money in week 2.

>>2655637
In that case, well, I doubt I can say anything more that would convice you. I'd advise you to watch some actuall good players, but we both now how that will end so please spare me >expert air magic and >30 hour games, please.

>>2655637
they play on maps that are very rich and pretend that is the true way h3 is meant to be played. Of course it is situational.

>>2655552
>Granted the art has never been fantastic in any heroes game

>h2, not the most stylish game ever

The only one where they could get dragons right. When I first saw h3 dragons I wanted to vomit, it was disappointing.

>>2654312
It might sound obvious, but the disadvantage you get compared to the enemy is relatively less on bigger maps, as you'll have more time to gather resources and build up your army. Try playing bigger maps first.

>>2654312
Really small maps do tend to get ludicrous or even actually impossible on 200%. There's just not enough space and time to make up the difference.

>>2655564
How the fuck are they running through the border gates? Why are the Border Guards letting 300 Behemots through that but not good decent human folk? Are the Border Guards Behemots? If yes then why talking to a tent is enough for them to betray their brethren?

>>2655639
>>30 hour games,
This is a joke right?

30 hour games? Try 30 hour turns. I just finished my turn which I started in 2002. My opponent has since then died of cancer.

>tfw I didn't grow up with this game

I would have wanked over this as a child.

>>2655787
>>2655824

That's the problem. Even when i tried L maps, they keep comin' from nowhere. Tunnels, teleportation, etc.

>>2656038

Between Behemoths dindu nuffin

>>2656087
Then play maps without tunnels/teleporters.

>>2656038
they had Mass Haste

*runs behind u through the border guard*
psst....nothinng personel... human....

>>2656048
unf, I am not gay but shota penis is really arousing for me for some reason

>>2653280
>Why doesn't someone just remake the campaigns in the Heroes 3 campaign/map editor??
Because they've been literally ripped out of HC already and are 100% compatible with Shadow of Death or higher?

With HD mod you can even use custom Tarnum portraits for 100% authentic experience.

>>2656370
Ok can you send them to me on my email please? Thank you.

anita.saaks@gmail.com

>>2656373
Jesus F. Christ anon.

http://www.mediafire.com/download/nk3z0bwb06p/HC.rar

>>2656378
Hah, that's what I wanted all along. Baited you into spoonfeeding me the link:)

>>2656382
Great, now fuck off retard.

>>2656387
*casts Haste on herself and disappears*
*suddenly appears behind you and slices your head off with a kataner*

>people paid money for this

>>2656393
My thoughts exactly. People who pay for Heroes Chronicles are basically cucks living in their own fantasy world where this isn't a waste of money.

>>2656393
I don't get it either. There are hundreds of good free custom maps, and probably campaigns and mods too. Probably more than anyone would want to play anyway.

>>2656370
>With HD mod you can even use custom Tarnum portraits for 100% authentic experience.

>Have the HD mod.
>Put the 'Tarnum' folder into the '/data/' folder just like it said in the Polish readme.txt
>Still see Crag Hack's portrait as Tarnum's.

Good, good.

>>2656505
You're supposed to put the pcx files into /data/, not /data/Tarnum/

>>2656536
On second thought, he looks like an ugly cuck who has problems with bowel movement. Might as well keep Crag's Hack.

>>2656378
boy those were real bad

>Heroes with Armorer skill take additional damage (approx. double).
>Creatures with Air Shield take additional damage (same as above).

I bet the multiplayer cucks never addressed this [actual] issue

>Wake up.
>You see a Level 50 Thorgrim with Expert Resistance, Garniture of Interference, Surcoat of Counterpoise or Boots of Polarity.
>He casts Mass Haste on his troops.

How do you beat this? Un-dispel-able Mass Haste!!

>>2657270
He can't even be killed with Expert Fire Armageddon!!!

>>2654374
6
6

looks like someone cast mass haste on 4chan servers there

>+10 attack for 10 Crystals and 20k gold

Crystal Dragons are such good value troops

also it SAYS 2 but he WANTS 1, checked in scenario too

(( I wanted to upload a picture of it, but I can't ))

>>2657270

You're fucked, white boi

>>2656465
>There are hundreds of good free custom maps, and probably campaigns and mods too.

you are just half telling the truth and you know it. There is a guy posting his map in these threads and everybody says it is too plain etc.

I do not want to play maps by opinionated russians who ban air magic even in single player.
WOG and HOTA are the state of the art of what the community can produce, thanks, but no.

>>2657585
Pfft haha. The game is unbalanced, yes, but there's charm in it being so unless it's tourneyfaggotry or some stupid shit like that. NWC built entire campaigns around making you work with unbalanced properties of the game (Dragon Slayer anyone?).

Some men just hate fun.

>>2656348
>I'm not gay, naked little boys just get me so hot and bothered
Well ok.

>install Might & Magic©: Heroes VI
>start playing a scenario
>the game is buggy
>unbelievably buggy
>seriously, what the fuck, what moron even considered publishing that?
>the computer starts making weird sounds
>the case is shaking
>open it
>countless bugs and insects were inside
>they are literally crawling out of the hard disk
>they cover the floor
>try to run
>try to hide
>trip over
>the bugs cover me, like scarabs from "Mummy"
>black out
>wake up in my bed
>I became a bug

Fuck this game

>>2657685
>There's a "Loading..." every time you try to open a town screen
Instant uninstall.
This wasn't forgiveable in 4 either.

>>2657698
Ehh... The "loading" appears only once after you start / load the game. There are much bigger problems in the game.

How do those cyclops even work? Sometimes they do suffer damage, sometimes they don't. The ability description doesn't make any sense to me.

Hero's might and magic 2 for the GBA, obviously the best one.

>>2657227
This only applies to guard towers. It's still shitty, but Armorer still is a very good skill.

>>2657685
Very kafkaesque.

>>2657709
Basically, they ignore all damage until the start of their turn, at which point it's inflicted all at once.

>>2657709
In 6? No idea. I never even tried to get through all of its weird systems. The devs need to understand: the appeal of Heroes is that at its core the game is very fucking simple. Ever heard of Keep It Simple, Stupid? A lot of early games were simple but deep in their simplicity. This is something modern devs don't understand very well when they try to sequelize old stuff. MMX:Legacy suffered from the same mistake. 10% resistance to poison for 10 seconds with a 25% chance your hero will regain 8+1 per level HP provided GET THE FUCK OUT.

Which Heroes IV magic school is your favourite?

>http://strawpoll.me/5384663

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-41ertr_i3M

You nostalgia you lose.

Am I bad at HoMM3 because I play Rampart with Ivor as my starting Hero?

That fucker is just so swag.

>>2657954
Beat this: https://youtu.be/3k9fPBM-rPo?t=8s

>>2658142
obviously https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6YL8dMSLJA

>>2657903
Man, I love the artstyle of H4. I wonder how good it would have been if it wasn't rushed out. I still like it though.

>>2657585
>There is a guy posting his map in these threads and everybody says it is too plain etc.
Hey that was just one guy, not everybody. I bet you would think my map is pretty if you looked at it!!!

>>2658013
If by 'swag' you mean shit.

>>2648313
Some of the worst campaigns I ever played in my life!

How would you guys say the gbc ports of homm is?

>>2657742

Malcolm ?

>>2658771
in the middle

>>2657903
Man, I played the fuck out of this map.

>>2658740
They're interesting as a thing that's exists but why would you ever wanna play them now? It's just a bunch of skirmish maps with an awkward interface.

Speaking of nostalgia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPkSwNXzU0Y

>>2658960
Found in related videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q5xBwHD7r4
looks like this might even be better than the masterpiece that was 5.

>>2658973
Looks fairly promising but post-WoW creature design and Ubishit will drag it down.

Does anyone else feel like H6 townscreens have a slightly fucked up perspective sometimes?

>>2658998
That looks rather awful, yeah.

>>2658771
No, Gregor.

>>2659013
>>2658998

I don't see you drawing anything better.

>>2659041
I don't see myself charging for shitty artwork.

>>2659041
>le don't complain if you can't do it better
Fuck you.

As much as I'm sure this will get my skin flayed: I actually enjoyed a game in the HoMM VII Beta.

Played Sylvan against an AI on a small map.

-First thing I noticed is that the interface is far less convoluted than VI. It's easier to find what you're looking for and know what you're getting.

-The aesthetic is better. I feel like I'm looking at V rather than whatever they tried to do in VI. From the menu's to the map to the town screens.

-Mage Guild has a really cool feature. When you first build one, you get to choose a school of magic (Air, Light, etc.) and you will always be guaranteed a spell from that school when you upgrade it.

-During town development there are creature buildings that double the population output of a creature. Catch is that you must choose which creature you will double.

-Another town feature is that you have two options for your Level 7 creature. You can choose one depending on your build.

-Towers are built separate from fortifications now. You have to build your wall and then add the towers.

-Moats are optional. You can either build a moat or have the enemies map movement in your territory slowed down.

-They keep the Core, Elite and Champion

Honestly, the game feels good. Seven resources again. It feels like they're trying to combine the best of III, IV and V.

>>2659147
Are there more like this? And if yes, why do they exist? How did the Chinese know about Heroes 3?

>>2659152

>>2659147
Sounds nice, tbh. Maybe they learned something from the VI fiasco.

>>2659156

>>2659159
This is all from a single session against the AI. They AI wasn't much of a challenge. Still have to try out the other factions.

>>2659162

>>2659176

>>2659176
Unf, I want to rape Pegasus Girl while she's off her horse and having a bath!!!!

>>2659179

>>2659183
And that's all I have.

>>2659183
The Boar Rider unit is probably the only one that is impossible to remember that exists. Literally the most meaningless, pointless unit in the game.

>>2659181
This reminds me, why is there so few Heroes hentai? The stuff on rule34 paheal is p. week

I wanna masturbate to something good.

Time to get TRIGGERED

http://www.pcgamesn.com/heroes-of-might-magic-vii/heroes-of-might-magic-7-is-a-slave-to-its-conservative-fans

>>2659254
This is so true. Heroes 6 was the best Heroes game. The misogynistic fans don't want the game to change because 'Heroes 3 was the best game of the series'. That's a myth used by the patriarchy to oppress women. No one is going to take the Heroes series seriously until we get our fair share of people of color and diversity and women.

>>2659261

Didn't Heroes 3 and 4 have black Knights and female heroes and units?

Plus there have been fans that have complained that the Sylvan Druid is female. At least from what I've seen.

>>2659284
>Plus there have been fans that have complained that the Sylvan Druid is female. At least from what I've seen.
Is she ugly and fat?

I... Kinda liked Weeaboo Sanctuary.

>>2659340
>Weeaboo Sanctuary.
Googled this and it gave me some gay song.

>>2659340
Oh, so that's where the newest avatar of Scrooge (4/10 tops girl that gets 10 brofits per post because she's the only born-female attention whore on the Codex) comes from.

>>2659285

>>2659370
Oh so she is a PoC (you misspelled it there a bit). No wonder she's getting hate. How does it make sense to have a sandnig transwoman Druid? Sand people destroyed all of their nature and trees and are now filled with desert (a terrain that no faction in Heroes likes!).

This opinion is a fact:
Heroes Specialities in creatures have to be reworked!

C U C K

>>2659425
In which game?

>>2659432
3 of course.

4u

>>2659430
>>2659453
>>>/anywherebuthere/

>>2659453
I don't get the meme in this picture??

Played H6 for a few sessions and I'm impressed.
It takes real talent to make a series both more complicated and utterly fucking shallow at the same time. It feels like it was a game designed for the mobile age.

ez katka

>>2659531

You mean ez kafka

>>2659254
>The community expect a random map generator and we want to have it but it’s a question of priority.

people state what they want, we give them something else, they are not impressed, somehow it is their fault. If I did not see the baiting I would be TRIGGERED

>>2659828

Wow, you seem stronk as fudge !

>>2651921
I always wondered why that was until 4. Was it some kind of gentleman's agreement between the factions to not kill the heroes or just no reason at all?

>>2659954
No, the Heroes were far from the battlefield commanding their troops and running away when it got too hot.

>>2660160
the heroes 3 community is the most cancerous and misogynistic community on Earth who deny the identity of us Hastekins

I wouldn't listen to them either

>>2660262
meant for >>2659843

>>2659828
>41 peasents sacrificed by devils.

>first win ever at 200% difficulty
>okay, i used portal town and co
>but still, feels good man

>>2660294
Are you implying that using Town Portal somehow "disqualifies" your game from counting?

>>2659828
>>2660294

imo tbh smh fam

>>2660308
REEEEEEEEEEE

YES IT DOES, YOU HAVE TO PLAY WITH MULTIPLAYER RULES TO MAKE IT COUNT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*rees for 60 more hours while his opponent is finishing his turn*

>>2660308

I wouldnt have thought that before i browse /h3/. Now i feel like its "cheating"...

>>2660372
using anything other than inferno only imps is cheating too

>>2660456
mass haste is ok

lol tourneyfags

someone post a good custom map that you make I am bored and I don't feel like filtering through all the russian and other moonspeak maps uploaded online

>>2660160
So they are pussies.

>>2660797
I wanna breed Jenova's tight elven pussy.

Let's talk about the secondary resources (SGCM) and their role in the game, and why modern Heroes devs want to prune or modify them so hard.

An important question would be, why were they in the game. Immediately you might notice that the number of them eerily corresponds to the number of factions in the original game. The realization comes that each faction has a preferred resource they want in particular, mostly to hire the highest tier units. It kinda checks out - the four factions want one particular resource. Except for the knight, humans don't want any which goes together with their overall theme of cheaper weaker units. The gems are relegated to the neutral Genie creature instead.

Moving on to HoMM2, the even spread continues. Gems now belong to a faction and in addition to Humans, Necromancers are also absolved of such attachment to one. HoMM3 originally shipped with eight factions which is evenly divisible by two and by the gods, each resource is assigned to two factions! Then Conflux ruined the picture but fuck Conflux right?

So what do you think, are secondary resources fun?

>>2660993
>So what do you think, are secondary resources fun?
Only if you cast Expert Air Magic Haste on them.

>>2660993
I haven't played H6 a lot, but only one secondary resource... Actually kind of makes sense. Since every faction in Heroes always concentrated on only one secondary resource (as you pointed out), there would be 3 practically useless resources that you could collect. Why not remove the three unnecessary ones?

Is there a spell equivalent to Haste in Heroes 6? If yes I might play it just for the sexual arousal.

>>2661087
There's Rush... It kinda works in a similar way.

>>2661071
While that sound legit it excludes situations where you'd want to control a resource you don't particularly want just to deny it for the opponent, or make decisions about amassing useless mercury and trading it for much needed sulphur. Just another bit of simple but long-reaching strategic depth I guess. On random maps it's especially tricky when you get a spawn with no resource that you want and you're forced to explore much faster and hope you get it nearby. In H6 though? Who gives a shit, grab the nearby mine, you're done.

>>2660993

Well, talking about H3...SGCM is a good idea. Fun ? Wouldn't say that.

You don't notice it if there's no problem, but sometimes, you play a map without the sgcm you need. That's an interesting problem, but fun ? No...

Plus, some factions are luckier than the others : resource silo.
Kinda problematic when you play necro or castle. Even fortress and stronghold.

>>2661098
>Necroes complaining
My sides

>Go to check where to buy H7
> Notice: Purchases made in this region will only receive the Russian language

Why is this allowed? Ubisoft likes to make it Ubihard for everyone.

>>2661095
>Who gives a shit, grab the nearby mine, you're done.
Well, that wasn't my experience. In the two maps that I've played, those crystals and mines were very difficult to find. In fact, it was a real challenge to manage those precious few units of crystal that I found (until I finally found a mine).
But, I agree with the rest of the post, more resources really can make the gameplay more interesting.

>>2661119
Serves you right, Communist scum. Go ban all the spells you don't like from Heroes 3. Literally enemy of freedom.

>>2661181
Calm your tits, I don't even play 3 online.

>>2661181

I play H3 since 1999 or 2000. I've played online a few times and, most of the time, with a friend of mine.

Before i lurk here (this year), i had no idea about banned spells. And it kinda makes sense, tbh.

Okay, maybe not against the AI, since it uses teleport, fly and portal town too.

But against an human player ? Far too overpowered. You could argue H3 is about luck too, but those spells can literally kill the party.
I wouldn't mind playing with someone, and 0 spell banned.
But in tournaments, i understand players complains.

>>2649797

i dont think i have a favorite game but if someone asked me to start listing my favorite games, itd probably be the first one to spring to mind.

>>2661202
Some people say too many spells will spoil the broth, but that's not the American way. Too many spells will serve a helping of freedom and resist the forces of evil (Russians).

>>2661269

Who will be Russians, then ? Kreegans ?

But Tower's creatures live in the snow, so maybe Ruskies are the good guys.

'Muricans would be...stronghold ?

>>2649945

fortress big advantages in my eyes are:

>terrain lends itself well to defense as opponents of other towns will be slowed down considerably without pathfinding
>wyverns arent a great T6 unit but you can get them super early which can make for an early advantage--but you have to be able to take advantage of that
>hydras have no retal and can hit multiple enemies

i agree that other towns are mostly better but fortress is definitely not as gimped as inferno.

>>2661325
>Who will be Russians, then ? Kreegans ?
Yes.

Although if Muslims are in the game too, they will take over Inferno and Russians can be Tower and help us Aryans (Castle) remove the sandnig scum.

I wish I had a Heroes 3 unit gf.

>>2661325
>Implying americans wouldn't be righteous haven driving out the filthy russians and street-shitting factions of the world.

>>2649945

You're completel overlooking the fact that when playing fortress you're also playing with fortress heroes. I mean if you just cut out all of the necro heroes out of the game that town would be low tier as well.

>>2661452
No they wouldn't.

Imagine an Undead Army with Vampire Lords and African-American Knights lead by Sir Mullich with Mass Haste.

I ejaculated before I finished this sentence.

>>2661452
>mfw fortress heroes

>>2661462

All necro heroes are better than Mullich.

>>2661465
Can you believe this cuck?

Sir Mullich is THE STRONGEST HERO IN THE GAME, agreed by all the Multiplayer Meisters from Moscou. Who cares about stats, +3 speed is just...just...*her hasted cum splatters all over your face*

>>2661490

So your saying we should ban masshaste?

>>2661493
N....NO WAY!

>>2654374
1
3

>>2661532
2, 3.

>>2661452

tazar is the only good fortress hero, and even if he is pretty mediocre compared to other better choices. or i am i missing your point

>>2661542
> tazar mediocre
> only good fortress hero

look at this pleb.

Someone's tsundere for Russians ITT.

>>2661490
Sir Mullich doesn't have 7000 skeletons though.

>Necropolis
>Acid green
>Not eerie black
This kills the cool.

>>2661649
In which game?

>>2661546

who else?

and id much rather play crag hack, dessa, or other offensive-themed heroes most of the time

>>2661735
Ever since 5. Well I guess Death in 4 wasn't cool either but nothing was cool in 4.

>>2661750
Except megadragons and op heroes

>>2650201
I like Naga Queens

>>2661746
Voy

>>2654312
I've beaten Brave New World at 200% a few times. Star as blue and immediately get the castle on the island above you. Earth/Air magic. I also used Dungeon with Gunnar. Build portal and only get the crystal dragon dwelling.

>>2661750
nice army.

>>2662017
>mixing evil and good

i puke

>>2660993
>Necromancers are also absolved of such attachment to one

which?

>>2662176
nvm

>>2661746
beastmasters have great starting abilities in general (taz, alkin in particular) , as well as excellent secondary skill probabilities.

high defense is excellent for taking out wandering stacks with minimal lvl 1-2 losses. earlygame is everything in homm.

barbarians are great but low defense is a major liability in the beginning. you often times find yourself one enemy morale away from disaster, pixie stacks are an excellent example of this.

>>2662470
but does he start with haste in his spellbook? i don't fuckin think so m8

I wonder if Putin plays homam

>>2662651

You didn't know?

Putin is actually Sandro under an elaborate illusion spell

>>2662651
Putin plays HOMM irl

>>2662652
Spooky

I'm honestly not sure who they're aiming at with this godawful character design.
High fantasy is dead in vidya I suppose but WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.

I wonder if heroes themselves are gonna be all-human again.

>>2662690
I guess the development of this unit was...

HASTED
YEEEEEEEEEAH...............!

>>2662690
I'd fuck her.

>>2660740
Cummon.

Don't be shy. I won't laugh at it if it's small even though I am a girl.

>>2662017
>decide to play this map
>have fun
>have to summon a boat and sail through a small lake
>get on a boat
>reach the other shore
>the only square when i can land is taken up by a randomly spawned monster, thanks to "week of the (name) "

shame, it was a really fun map

>>2662690
ewww what the fuck

does anyone know if Disciples II Gold includes the elf expansion pack too? it's on sale on GOG.com and they don't sell the elf expansion pack

>>2662805
Fuck...
It is, and I bought it like a week ago for a full price.
But it does include evels expansion, and it says that when you press "read more"

>>2652236
>implying any number of peasants will survive two turns of combat

I feel like any lvl1 unit the tactic is always to get them to where they can land a hit before their stack get decimated because lolnodefense

>>2662815
Jokes on you, the peasants were lead by sir mullich with angellic alliance and they also killed your archangel

>The games now tell you if a neutral stack wants to join you, how many units are there accurately, and if they're a "threat" to your hero, for free, every time
There's casual and then there's fucking CASUL

>>2662832
RNG has little place in a strategy game.

>>2662843
LoLfag detected.

>>2654312
>>2654643
>>2661884
BNW going good so far. Got lucky with angel wings. Some hero attacked my castle and I won.

>>2662843
>RNG has little place in a strategy game.
It's not about RNG, it's about suspense. A game with no risks and no variation gets easily stale.

It's also about simplicity. You know why "get 2 semi-random skills to choose from" was a better leveling system than pick-what-you-want-buffet of H6? Because it forced you to work with the hand you were dealt with while not having to plan some stupid minmaxing build or "+10% to weekly farts provided ability X procs". The simplicity was the charm.

Finally every time a new Heroes game comes out players want what exactly? That's right, random map generator. Because as good as a well-designed scenario can be, nothing's more fair than a semi-random generated map in which you actually have to strategize and make different decisions as opposed to playing the same skirmish the same way every single time.

Fuck tourneyfags.

>>2662860
>the same image of a Minotaur repainted 4 times
BRAVO NWC

>>2662860

I've never seen the " movement points " thing.

How do i do ? pls tell me

Dimitri's random protip #16

>scouting
>See enemy flag on a resource
>undisturbed "hordes" of imps, trogs, or any low-level pawns
> said undisturbed low-level "hordes" guarding a treasure chest, gold, exp, marletto, etc.

Those are just one of the clues that your enemy is not "stronk" enough. Your welcome...

Yeah I know you feel like a turd now on why you haven't thought of this from your 15 years of playing homam. Now go switch on your time machine to go back and fix your faggotry.

yours truly

-Дмитpий

>>2662883
HD mod bitch nigga

>>2662885

What the fuck

WHY AREN'T WE BACK TO HEXES YET
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

What are some essential third party maps to play?

Aeirs
Sephinroth
Grindan

Why are there so many references to FFVII in Heroes 3??

Fuck.

>>2663025
You should be able to win this.

>>2663027

I'm Inferno. Not even a tie. I'm gettin' rekt.

>>2663025
What's so 'Fuck.' about it?

I am completely baffled.

>>2663028
You should be able to win this.

>>2663030

You don't play H3, eh ?

>>2663032
I am a girl & not that poster and I would be able to win that easily. You're an emasculated embarrassment.

>>2663035

>>2662832
I would like to see something like that in minesweeper

>>2663028
>that army
>that hero

you should be raping him fam

>>2663036
Do not answer this poster.
Seriously, its the same person that spams threads with expert haste, mysoginy accusations and other such shit. You should honestly know better by now how to deal with it.

>>2663058

I'm listening

>>2663063

I had doubts about his identity, but thanks anon

>>2663063
Misogynistic prick.

>>2663065
>his identity

Misogynistic prick^2.

>>2663091
Please don't do that.

>>2663096
Then don't misgender me again.

>>2663101
I'll stop misgendering you when you stop being such a fucking faggot, m8.

>>2663065
basically you should be godmode at this point, your hero alone should win this. Just cast haste and get on with it
>berserk
>armageddon

>>2663174
Proof that Air Magic directly correlates to terrorizing women in the video gaming industry.

Why don't you Dimension Door yourself off a cliff? And make sure to cast Haste on yourself too on the way out.

>>2663181
Why don't you make a noose out of piano wire and use it?

>>2663190
Because suicide is for 'males' like you. We girls don't kill ourselves.

>>2663193
Ah thats right, you guys just cut yourselves in highly visible places because attention is as good as gold to females.

>>2663179

Don't have armageddon

>but i forgot about berserk
>it was easy, in the end

>>2663246
Do you have Haste?

>>2663290

Yep but it was useless in the final fight.

>>2663193
>We girls don't kill ourselves
not for lack of trying, it's just that you're no fucking good at it
meanwhile when we do it, we do it right

>>2663304
Whose we?

>>2663246
>tbh berserk should be banned, it can clearly change the outcome of an encounter easily

job well done

>>2663308
yeah really whose we? And what are you talking about?

>>2663336
ok don't respond.

>>2663337
*responds*

>>2661750
> Death
> not the coolest town with brazilion of wampires

>>2663552
Vampires and Martin Lawrence Knights and perhaps Liches are the only cool units they have to be honest.

Regular skeletons and especially Skeleton Dragons are the most cuckest units of Heroes 3.

>>2662885
But there is Sienkiewicz on this picture.

Pic related: this I found in H4 editor. Gnolls were supposed to be in this game.

Do you like Haste?

>>2663602
Only if it's cast with Expert Air Magic.

Haste in Heroes 4 is a massive disappointment.

>>2662785
>me, it was a really fun map

Yeah, that really screwed it up, I couldn't finish it either because of that. It sucks because other than that the map is incredibly tight and shows a lot of tricks you can do on the game. I've never considered using cloned archangels to resurrect, instead of normal resurrection, but nothing else can keep your numbers up on this map.

>>2663583
thats intresting, any more cut content?

>>2663583
a big game flaw since you can already fight monsters at sea but cant attack them at shore, reminds me on another map where i built and left a bunch of empty boats so the ai couldnt land on my island, top kek

>>2649847
>Necropolis
>dread knights dat double damage bonus is too good

>>2663662
Some objects were never fully put in the game. In editor they looks like pic related.

Artifacts:
* Boots of levitation (boots)
* Hiking boots (boots)
* Rangers moccasins (boots)
* Padded helmet (head)
* Arms ... (miscellaneous)
* Head... (miscellaneous)
* Legs ... (miscellaneous)
* Statu... (miscellaneous)
* Torso... (miscellaneous)
* Victor... (miscellaneous)
* Manu... (book)
* Manu... (book)
* Manu... (book)
* Manu... (book)
* Blow Gun (weapon)

Other:
* Six additional bordergates (it was planned to add another variation besides normal and dark ones),
* Town called Outpost,
* Kelp beds (+ movement thing),
* Stagecoach (+ movement thing),
* Two quest huts: Nomadic and Ship,
* Magic Lamp (creature bank),
* Exhausted mines,
* Another variant of the short, wodden bridge,
* Ship (item to collect from the sea),

>>2663573

>Martin Lawrence Knights

underrated kek

>>2663739
>town called Outpost
>inb4 it was secretly the forge

>implying Mighty Gorgons are not the GOAT units of H3

>>2662860
>>2654312

>>2654374
1
3

Fuck

I keep gettin' rekt and rekt and rekt in " Brave New World "

Any tips ? eh ? eh ?

>>2663779

>>2663739
cont.

Pic related (everything is not normally in the editor):

* Hexis castle (works as garnisson :/),
* Treasure piles (normal and water) (appears in the game when armies with artifacts draws),
* Tome (random book of one of the schools of magic),
* Wagon camp (quest hut, not working),

Additionally in the code of the game there is an object called "Generic ship", which cannot be moved to editor, it is propably a factionless ship.

>>2663749
>tfw Ubisoft is too chickenshit to even consider playing around with the ancient aliens concept again
What shame, I fucking love it in fantasy

>>2663826
cont.

Pic related: artifacts not normally in editor, in most cases only availible via scripts, oracles or in campaigns.

From top left:
* Breeze the falcon (exclusive to Evin and Shaera campaign),
* Graal (oracles),
* Potion of immortality (shops, in inventory it has a yellow colour),
* False Gryphonheart blade (exclusive to True Blade campaign),
* True Gryphonheart blade (exclusive to True Blade campaign),
* Dead wood staff (exclusive to the Half-Dead campaign),

>>2664030
cont.

Pic related: standards of victory. Description says that it boost morale, but it has no effect at all.

>>2664035
cont.

Pic related: whole new set of one-sided teleports, 6 pairs.

>>2664041
cont.

Pic related: arrows of movement, normally show in-game when you set the destination for an army. Under them there is a circle shown under selecten army and the effect of the spell Mire. Everything has no effect at all.

Additionally authors planned to include "divine artifacts", keys (?) and backstab. Everything what I posted is found within game files.

>>2651134
Set it to 640x800 in the launcher

>>2661884

I did what you said

I keep gettin rekt :'(

BNW isn't for me, i guess...

>>2663813
whose benzer?

>>2664457

another nickname

Not an hero

>>2663826
i think that castle was where you fought bad wizard guy at the end of GS

cool finds anyway

Man making your own custom maps is so hard. I mean I finished it already in my mind exactly how it is but actually putting things on the map one by one to make it look good (using the obstacle automatic maker makes it use atrocious) is so painstakingly boring.

>>2665214
that is called work, and it separates the people who can earn their success

unrelated, couldn't you just generate maps through an api?

>>2665283
No it isn't. My idea is what makes or breaks success. The menial work / following my orders is for brown skin third worlders to do for a minimum wage which represents less than 0.001% of the profit that I make from my work.

>>2650002
>but that still doesn't help when all enemies attack first.
Dragonflies

>>2665304
They're gonna be dead because I am a Mass Haste Master of Heroes of Might and Magic. (MHMoHoMaM).

is there any way to increase Computer turn speed in Disciples 2? even if all their units are in fog of war and animations are turned off, 3 opponent turns take an ungoldy amount of time

>>2665327
ᶰᶦᶜᵉ

>>2665373
Man it sucks when you get banned on an other board and they delete your posts globally. Modcuck got so mad he banned me twice even.

I appealed my ban btw and they just revoked it instantly.

>>2665393
Maybe if you stopped saying cuck in every post you wouldn't get banned as often.

>>2665393
>baww fucking mods ;_;
Have fun appealing your incoming ban, I guess.

>>2665304
>Dragonflies

Slower than most tier 7 units.

>>2665447
Implying you will get to Tier 7 units before losing to Fortress.

>>2665406
>>2665428
>>2665373
LEL

So I've played every official campaign together with HotA to death. Tried WoG, didn't like it. Didn't like 4 or 5, don't even know or care if there is a 6 out there.

Any mandatory fanmade custom campaigns that are made with love, craftsmanship and solid understanding of the game? I vastly prefer campaigns, but a great huge map that will take a while to finish will be allright too.

>>2665564
You're not a cool guy until you beat Succession Wars for Roland

Playing Heroes IV original campaigns for the first time, actually impressed with the amount and quality of writing (esp by current videogame standards) in the first Life campaign...

Went to the Half-dead one. Didn't take Gauldrot's Nature magic skill upgrade when it was offered (I think?) and now that I've seen from the descriptions that the super summoning spells are obtained from combining Death and Nature skills, I'm stuck with a level 14 Necromancer with basic Combat and Nature, and only Combat skill options on level-ups... this going to be the case at least until I fully max the Death line, isn'it? :(

>>2654374
3
3

>>2665564
Unleashing the Bloodthirsty
Vengeance is Mine

Nastya is my undeadfu.

Is there some kind of beginner's guide on how to not suck at HoMM3 that I should read somewhere?

>>2665564
Play the heroes chronicles, they are kinda official custom campaigns and are also mentioned earlier in the thread.

>made with love, craftsmanship and solid understanding of the gameyou'll have to disregard this

>>2665598
you shouldnt have picked combat on a magic hero

>>2665707
get out

>>2665719
practice, learn the monsters and skills, ask questions

>>2665796
You can't be seriously advising Chronicles. 95% of maps in those campaigns are built with one design in mind
Player -----> QUEST WALL ----> Boxed enemy waiting for you to poop on their face

It's Final Fantasy XIII of Heroes campaign design and it was the true beginning of "let's put in an ebin story instead of making real maps".

>>2665814
but i like the quest wall

Well ebon is right

I know at least one poster in this thread is Jaywoods in disguise

>>2665856
>>2665859

>necropolis
>no skelington heroes

>>2665861
I know, right? Absolute most heroes in 6 and 7 are humans, or sufficiently human-looking with an odd outlier like maybe 1 or 2 orc heroes in Stronghold or some cat guy in the new Academy. It's fucking weird. I know NWC recolored one minotaur art for four different heroes in 3, but at least they fucking tried.

>>2665583

I' m cool !

It's a H3 thread, fuckers, not a H5 or 6

>>2665898
> Heroes of might and magic general
>general
I don't think so, Jaywoods.

http://www.rpgcodex.net/content.php?id=10056

>Erwan replied that they had reduced map sizes in general; both the campaign maps and the battle map were now smaller to provide a faster and smoother experience.
This kills the hype

>>2665707
Is that the Saerlith of Heroes?

>>2666050
>linking RPGCodex
a..are you a girl?

>>2666243
Not really, no. I just spent too much time on /v/.

>>2666247
I-I can be a girl if you w-want me to...

>>2666264
>I-I can be a girl if you w-want me to...
Typical RPGCodex girl.

>automatic fight
>the AI won the fight for me
>cool, gonna do it myself
>reload
>gettin' rekt like a pile of shit

i'm gettin' weaker :'(

>>2666310
All you had to do was cast Expert Air Magic Haste on your units but you just won't listen to your fams. Smh.

>>2666323
Good god Jaywoods, let it rest.

>>2666345
haste > jaywoods

>>2666345
>>2666357

???

http://mightandmagic.wikia.com/wiki/Jaywoods

I don't understand.

>>2666323

Pls, go