/vr/ - Retro Games

There was a nice thread of a similar nature a few days ago that vanished.

We're in for one hell of a show tonite!

>>2237937
>>2237956
dark queen is the best waifu this shouldn't even need to be discussed.

>>2238119
>126lbs
>6 feet
Damn, give that skeleton a sandwich

>>2238015
That thread lasted for at least three weeks.
Almost reached post cap too.
Damn, that was an awesome thread.

It's time to get sca-a-a-ared sti-i-i-i-iff!!

>>2238141
its okay all her weight goes to her boobs her titianium spine is very strong and lightweight considering the majority of her mass is in her chest and thighs. MMMMMMMM she is perfect

>>2238141
>Game made by Rare
>Can't into imperial units of measurement

>>2238153
I figured it was baleeted for being a bit risque.

Sure why not, I'll post my favorite.

>>2238228
i'll give her a heavy load...

realtalk phantasy star was my shit even though i could barely figure out how to play it as a kid

>>2238156
>that great feel when Elvira is /vr/

>>2238246
She was in a couple of PC games too.

>>2238253

>that implied sex when you beat the game

Satisfying doesn't begin to describe it.

All day, every day.

>>2238052
>liking sluts

Best girl doesn't approve.

>>2238253
>>2238156
>same guys who made waxworks

>>2238348
how is mai a slut? She is pretty faithful to andy.

>>2238435
way of dressing

>>2238228
>lv 50
I thought she capped at 30.

>>2238462
Hmm, 30 seems low. Especially since she is always 2x the rest the party. Not sure though.

>>2237937
>>2237956
>>2238119

I'd come to her. I'd come to her ALL the time.

>>2237937
cancer

>>2238548
Where?

>First thing you see when you start Turok 2
>Angelical voice
>Names weapons/special items you pickup
>Nice boobs
>Nice hips
>Nice ass
>Dem abs
>no porn
feels bad man

NOO DABS A A NOO PAWD NAH?

ANT YOO DA WACKY WAAAAN

>>2238346

>waifu

Queen, Goddess, Lifelong Addiction are better terms here.

>>2238435
How can she be faithful to andy when she flashes her luscious body to everyone

>>2238052
Fuck off. No one is more wifable than the mighty ATENA.

>>2238606
Those fucking majestic Android 18 tits when she fell down the water in Real Bout Fatal Fury.

Thanks SNK

>>2237956
Is there a name for the area around the pussy she's showing? Hot

Her sister, not so much

>>2238689
>squeeze them until they're bloody pulp

>>2238462
She's capped at 50 like everyone else, just sorta hard to get her to that level before she gets her shit rekt by Neifirst

>>2238246
It makes me sad that barely anyone copied her show after she left. That and having a movie that was fucking PG-13.

>>2238682
That is a pelvis.

My waifu can turn into a fucking spaceship and blow up planets. Can yours?

>>2238593
Knows whats up.

>>2238682
>Is there a name for the area around the pussy she's showing?

Need a K.O.B.S. shop of this

>>2237937
Only one choice for me. A sexy hot milf who, and you get to rescue her precious eggs to boot.

>>2239504
At first glance I thought that was a different slitted dress blonde.

>>2239539
That picture is like kryptonite to me. I must stop and...

I might the only one but her

Why is she not in here already?

>>2239707
... thank you bay-beh
I wanna stop (stop!) and thank you baby
yeahhh now
how sweet it is to be loved by you

>>2239778
Too cliche. Let the other fine women shine

>>2238689
Her sister was the bug master race

>>2239825
Dat ass.

Retro Yuuka is the best Yuuka

>>2240101
I can't stand French Dragon God Kid.

>>2240101
>not kid

Those modest boobs were responsible for so many young me erections

>>2240110
>not kid

Technically she is, since the Dragon God was consumed by Lavos/Schala. That would make Harle another clone of Schala.

>>2240101
This guy knows what's up.
>>2240108
Well that's too bad.
>>2240110
Kid is alright, but kind of a bitch. I'll stick to my easy-going waifu

>>2240119
Harle is a simulacrum of Schala, as Schala is the closest example the Dragon God has of a human. She looks like Schala and Kid but probably shares no genetic relation with them.

All theories, of course.

>>2240157
The Dragon God would still need a genetic template to create a human, how do you think Schala created Kid?

>>2238332
After the horrifying deaths you go through, she'd pretty much have to.

>>2239772
If you keep posting her everywhere, more people will notice.

>>2238348
I want to play Last Blade just for her.

>>2239778
>Why is she not in here already?

Because she's a bimbo.

I keep misreading this thread title as "Best retro walrus."

>>2239962
Is... Is that shit real?

>>2240143
I hear ya. What is it about MC Hammer pants and a flowing ponytail?

>>2237937
>Best retro waifus

The only correct answer. You should all be ashamed of yourselves for not having posted this already.

>>2240840
Here she is in her famous crouching/ducking/screaming pose.

>>2240843
NES version with the booty shorts.

>>2240846
Comparison of close up of her screaming pose from the NES version plus her cameo in Contra Rebirth.

>>2240823
We already have a best retro walrus

Husbando thread got deleted. I guess two fanatic threads at once is too much for mods

>>2238451
that's a retarded mentality, a beta one at that

>>2239778

Babby's first waifu

Cremia wins major points for depressing the shit out of me. Such a good sister

Every time I visit /v/ someone has a Daisy thread up

>>2240810
I DO play last blade just for her

I suck though, there's usually like only one person in fightcade room and I get my ass handed to me

>>2241545
Best samus.

Since >>2240143 and >>2240832 were already posted

ALTTP Zelda > Sheik > Zelda 1 > Sleeping Zelda > OOT Zelda

>>2241603
Best zelda

>>2241603
>sleeping Zelda

>>2241705

>>2241492
Then we'll meet someday. But I still have to play Samurai Shodown for Nakoruru and Cyberbots for Devilot first.

>>2242276
Actually I just did. I seriously hope there's a way to play as her.

these games still make me all misty eyed. Im a big romantic sap

You guys might have good taste at games but you have terrible taste in waifus.

Except for these guys
>>2240054
>>2240143

>no Kerri Hoskins
C'mon guys!

I love Sheik but half the fanart of her is genderbent and the other half is hyper feminized. I just want normal, androgynous, reverse trap ninja Zelda with dark skin

>>2243239
>dark skin
Was that ever canon?

>>2242816
I'm right there with you. That scene when she leaves for the Blue Star left me so sad. But making it a lead in to an epilogue??!? Wow!!

I did always like Jean better though.

OOT Link is babby's first husbando but I honestly prefer ALTTP Link's design. The bangs are insane but adorable.

My favorite Link is still the original Link though, especially in the first game with the turtleneck

>>2243245

Sheik has dark skin. It's really noticeable when you look at her Melee trophies

Obligatory Dixie Kong post

>>2243353
nigga u gay

I agree with you.

>>2243239
Ultimate twist: Zelda had a penis during the entire game, the dress was the actual ruse

>>2243370
She fucked Dig Dug, canon.

I always marry Nina but Ann is best girl and probably canon girl

>>2243371

Wait, my Sheik post got deleted.

>>2243371
>>2243428
>samefagging about non-retro in a waifu thread

>>2243468
Whoops, quoted wrong.

>>2243430
>>2243371

>>2243370

fun fact

she predates Samus.

>>2243409

she said she'd call me back too

>>2243353
Why couldn't you keep the dress and equip it?

zzzzz...

We used to have so much fun when we traveled the world together.

>>2244371
killing raptors, tigers and birds

>"I think I want to fight people"
>Goes and fights people.
My kinda gal.

>>2237937
>>2237956
>>2238119
>>2238542
good taste

>>2244436
That game has the best wimmens.

>>2244436
Nina 2 was my first waifu

i never made it out of this segment

its ok

Another loser!
[maniacal laughters externally]

>>2246125
She did porn y'know.

>>2246249

I do now

>>2238153
Was it archived?

>>2246125
Of only Red Alert 3's Natasha was retro.
Gina Carano at her hottest. Imagine if she was your wife and she still had that outfit and make up.

Hell, even Red Alert 2's Tanya with that outfit and everything.
A man can dream.

she likes dogs

she must be a good person

>>2246512
AAAAHHH LAAAA LIIII LIIIII

IIIAAAA DRAI GAAAAA

best healer
best tales girl

>>2246512

While not prominent in the US version, the chick from Arrow Flash is adorable and needs some more love.

The girl from Phelios is another one on the Genesis but I think /vr / and our pubescent 12 year old selves gave her plenty.

>>2241603
You gotta be kiddin' me!

>>2246523
she a money-loving jewess

>>2246582

It's for the freaking children!

>>2238156
She still looks hot.

>>2241016

Can't stop the best princess.

>>2238346
I never realized how dumb those spike bracelets were, but seeing her with them off and laying on the ground makes me wonder why anyone ever wear those?

>>2246739
They're probably weighted to increase arm strength.

>>2246749
Then shouldn't she take them off when she does fight?

I swear I'm not a furry, but damn.

I can't believe she hasn't been posted yet.

>>2246523
Philia is better.

>>2246754
Goku wears his weighted gi during fights. I know he's a super strong alien but all of Master Roshi's students wear them.

>>2246702
princess of what?

>>2246828
Of yo mama.

>>2246775

Philia a shit.

>>2246848

PHIRIA BOWMB!

god fucking dammit this thread is sad

>>2246882
Everybody seems pretty happy to me.

Yeah

What's better than Doomguy? Female Doomguy.

Doomgal?

>>2246914
he's sad because the thread doesn't have a bunch of semi-pornographic images that you see on /v/ threads with princess peach wearing a sling bikini while licking a popsicle

>>2246924
Sorry all I've got is this

>>2246937
das hawt

>>2238593
You do not know how much I jacked it to Adon as a hormonal teenager. Got to the point where I was writing shitty erotica in a little notepad I kept under my bed.

>>2240847

Holy shit. Those fucking Rebirth games are gifts that keep on giving.

Shake shake

>>2238239
she can have my jewels

>>2244310
das it mane

>>2244436
Katt and Nina are not that kind of friends no matter how hard you try to believe the lie and force others to.

There is no wonder what kind of pop culture feed did they breed you subhuman on. Most people wholeheartedly like only single character from that game. Any other combination is an utopia and an appanage of dirty lying bags of shit. I place Nina loving niggers higher in my ranking of worthwhile human beings than your kind. I came here to laugh in your nigger face.

Katt, in fact, is the best character from the game.

There is no need to repeat why is it so visually and personality-wise, let us go with the gameplay mechanics:

https://a.pomf.se/ihnlic.webm
https://a.pomf.se/cffnoa.webm

Get fucked.

>>2247276
u again
enjoy ur ban :^)

>>2247280
https://sys.4chan.org/vr/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=2247280

I am abusing the shit out of this shithole's functions too and I am laughing as much as you do as well. Here, have some alt of the greatest character.

>>2247283
janitor is an asshole

>>2246851
To me it sounded like she was saying "FEEL YA BUM!"
Gotta love Tales of Destiny.

>>2247276
>stack all the best items on a single character
>stack all fusions on a single character
>overlevel a single character
>do nothing but spam items

You didn't prove anything. You could have used that strategy with any other character - you didn't demonstrate anything unique about Katt, you just heavily stacked all the variables in her favour.

>>2246775

This bitch was way OP. Stopping time and racking up 100+ hit combos was always fun.

Pic not a waifu so much as a guilty retro pleasure.

That buxom elf tho

>>2246542
I had no idea it was a girl pilot

>>2247410
Heh I didn't even realize all this time that The Profound Darkness had boobs.

>>2246937

>>2247361
>stack all the best items on a single character
Of course, the best items. For the situation. That's the reason why there is SilverHT and ThnrdGL in use over SunMask and ArmyGL. RiotST isn't the best item of its category either and in fact Katt doesn't need it at all because ThndrST already maxes Offence with the buff and has a Lightning element property to it which has no downsides whatsoever (there are no Lightning resistant enemies, only ones vulnerable to it).

>stack all fusions on a single character
You can only stack two. Also, you can't have a certain combinations with different characters. The Devil Shaman is the only one truly needed there because of slight bonus to Def and 10 AP/round which is the feature unique to Devil Katt and which you failed to notice. It makes so a character that attempts to solo the boss doesn't need 2x inventory for items that well-cast spells and cut through magic immunity (still the result spell damage is lowered by target's Wis). I spam spells/items at times because if I do a physical attack while not being on full HP there is a great chance of receiving a counterattack which output combined with BoltX and Fire/Cold Breath can cause unbonding. The boss doesn't counterattack spells/castable items. Fireball spell is the best candidate for spam. It gives the best damage per 10 AP (just as BoltX), doesn't kill the game by replacing all-time usefull township dweller (Hanz) with a single-use one (Yozo) for BoltX. The boss receives 100% of every element which doesn't benefit BoltX over Fireball either.

>>2247361
>overlevel a single character
Katt is the fastest to gain levels. It is extremely easy to level her by abusing the monster island and 48 is only needed for the last two bosses. Most people who played the game had a party of characters of around this level and sucked dicks because they didn't know (and never bothered to know) about pieces of equipment giving levels of elemental resistances. Also, Katt is near-completely safe against the boss on this level.

>do nothing but spam items
I gave buffs to Katt in a proper order (bad things happen if you don't), tracked the boss output and made proper responces given her current HP. I didn't spam items all the time only when it is logical to do so.

>>2247361
>You didn't prove anything
I need you or someone else to solo the game as Ryu while I do it as Katt (if I do Ryu myself you may say I am biased towards Katt so I intentionally lowered his power level). Also, if you are biased not to believe something, you can't be proven wrong. It is whatever makes you feel better.

>You could have used that strategy with any other character
And they benefit from it to the different extent.

>>2247452
>>2247458

>well yeah I'm cheating to prove my point
>how else would I prove my point?

By contrasting her against the other characters on a level playing field - you know, like actual proof?

Katt is the best girl.

https://a.pomf.se/cffnoa.webm
https://a.pomf.se/ihnlic.webm

>>2247486
I am not cheating to prove my point, you just fail to post something to benefit your point so you lose. Simple as that.

Jesus, kattfag. Give it a rest already. Your cause is overshadowed by your fanaticism. Just post a goddamned pic (just one mang, not like ten or however many you have in your fap folder) and call it a day.

>>2241581
>Liking ripoffs

>>2247509
You claim she's the best and your proof is show her 20 levels higher than everyone else, wrecking a boss in an entirely controlled environment - how exactly am I the one losing this argument?

You're totally failing to present any objective proof of your initial statement. How does she stack up with the other characters when they're all equally equipped and close in level? All you're showing is, "Katt is the best character when she's holding all the party's best equipment and twice as levelled!" Like yeah, no shit, but that's completely specious logic.

>>2247509
>...you just fail to post something to benefit your point so you lose. Simple as that.

>>2247589
>...how exactly am I the one losing this argument?

Y'all do realize this thread is about the masturbatability of pretty, imaginary women, right?

>>2246542
I bought the Japanese version largely for the box art.

>>2247589
It is a Katt Solo Run where I used only her to the maximum possible extent so everyone else is underleveled. Every other character started battles in unconsious state via Bait abuse. They are not at their starting level because they had their solo segments for which Katt babysat them to gain the minimum nessessary level to pass through. You are so fucking retarded, you think I should show other characters to prove their worth, I who don't give two shits about them? It is your lot since you are liking them so much to put arguments on the table of what they are cappable of. In their defence. And all I fucking see is nothing, fucking nothing. Until there is something on the table in contrast, there is no word to be had - Katt is the best character based on my facts, the only facts present. Don't even fucking twitch. She can solo the game by her own. Where is Ryu Solo Run? Where is Bleu Solo Run? Based on my experience I suppose Ryu can do it but I think Katt's one will be faster. Also, I gave her ranks in ascending order because I don't throw words on the wind. All of my statements are heavily based on my experience with the game which you fail to know at a proper level and I am sad I actually wasted my time explaining the game to you, namefaggot.

Katt is strong because Ryu taught her the value of sacrifice by taking the poison onto himself, it is the value of this friendship that makes Katt go beyond her limits to protect those that she loves and protected her before. Before the colosseum fight she only knew how to live for herself.

>>2247924
The environment taught everybody the value of friendship, you mongoloid.

>>2247932
>Spar, Bleu, Sten, Jean.
>friendship driven.
The subject at hand is Katt.

>>2247839
Ok listen. I've said this a few times now.

YOU are the one trying to prove the point. YOU supply the evidence to support the point. Instead of doing that, you posted a highly managed scenario that was in no way balanced against the other characters.

Your entire proof so far has been "Katt is the best because I never used anyone else." Specious, specious logic. Not the least bit scientific.

You keep arguing about how you did what you did, but you seem to have no understanding that by doing it, you completely invalidated the proof. I could easily take several rocks, paint one blue and say "This is the best rock because I painted this one and not the others!"

Your proof a shit, your argument a shit, and your logic a shit. Stop acting like I have to prove Katt isn't the best, you have to prove she is - you made the statement; give us some actual facts.

>>2247839
>>2248003
>>2247932
>>2247924
Thx dudes for showing us levels of autism usually reserved for Sonic the Hedgehog discussions.

I hope I'm not the only one...
I just have a thing for cute nurses.

i want to have rhino sex with rand

>>2248003
YOU are the one who will place your stuff on the scales to counter me. There are nothing on your side so I win. Fuck off.

That's how the life works, you downsie. It works like the early bird idiom. Stay in the basement and wait more.

>>2248003
>feeding it for this long
Just stop. It was funny for a while, now it's just sad. The both of you.

>>2248015
I proved your evidence is faulty. You have nothing on your "scales." Provide actual proof or your statement will continue unproven.

You should have just stuck with "I'm a furry and I like to jerk off to Katt." That is at least a reason I can't fault. Not too late to switch to that, you know.

>>2248007
Best girl.

>>2248012
I thought he was an armadillo?

>>2248045
Now it is too fat for me.