/vr/ - Retro Games

I really dig this shit.

...is that it?

>>2199292
I love the idea of the kid shouting "FULL REDEMPTION CAPABILITIES" for no fucking reason.

yfw all these cabinets are probably destroyed

>>2199321
>day care from hell
>HELL
damn 90s nintendo was edgy

>>2199321
The best ads come from people who probably know only slightly more than nothing about the game and try to pander to the most painful stereotype of "hip youth" imaginable. The completely irrelevant mention of uncool mom just seals the deal.

>>2199328
Yeah only the cool kids have a handbag full of accessories

>>2199334
Even pre-9/11 the very first thing you did was deliberately crash in to the biggest building you could find

>>2199336
that or drive o nthe streets in a 747 casue fuck traffic and its laws. whos gonna pull me over. NO ONE!

>>2199328
25 years later that nerdy kid looks cooler than kid on the right

>>2199317
Whenever I see ads for old promotional contests, I always wonder who the winner was and what became of them.

>>2199358
I was a cynical child. I always figured they were a scam and nobody won.

...because I certainly never did.

>>2199317
This is one of those ads that has just stuck in my memory for some reason. Every time I see a Toyota Echo I'm reminded of it,.

>>2199334
>>2199335
Wow, I've actually just been reading the Jan 1996 issue of CGW with these ads in them a couple of days ago.

You can download the pdfs of those magazines here,
http://www.cgwmuseum.org/galleries/index.php?year=1996&pub=2&id=138

>>2199358
You could try sending mail to the PO box listed in the fine print. It says a winners list is available. Surely someone still checks it 15 years later...

>>2199383
I'd tell that nigger to stop pulling on the back of my fucking chair. That shit is annoying as fuck.

>>2199390
Stop triggering me shitlord

*bookmarks this thread*

>>2199405
sure thing sir

>>2199404
I thought all guncons were black? Mine certainly is.

>>2199408
Different colors by region.
I think the Japanese ones were black; mine is grey and orange

Here's some of mine, most in HD
1/11

2/11

3/11 obligatory

4/11

5/11

6/11

7/11

8/11

9/11

10/11

>>2199426
Those high-rise panties man.
Unf

11/11

>>2199306
>Sega Frontier

there's no pilot

>>2199306
Why would anyone want, or need, a JP version of Goldeneye?

Does anyone have a hi res of the Wipeout 2097 pants wetting ad?

>>2199306
That place is like 20 minutes away from me.
Its too bad Google maps says its a Vietnamese restaurant now, I need a new copy of dbz legends

>>2199383

>>2199493
>nothing in the genesis

Come on, guys.

>>2199503
to be fair it's a sega cd advert
look at the cd cases

>>2199395
>tfw I can never go back to 1991 and win that rig by entering VIDEO

>>2199408
Generally grey in PAL, I think. Ireland at least.

>>2199569
>don't wing the wong number
It's sad that I never got to experience such innocent times.

>>2199372
Must not be often, those things have just about vanished from the road.

>>2199335
Wow i dont even like majoras mask but that would have convinced me to buy the game easily.

>>2199331
Also like this one

>tfw you will never experience the late 90s again

>>2199493
I remember going there a year or two ago. It was a total peice of shit place, with prices jacked up the ass. Do not miss it at all

>>2199446
They really need to make a comeback

>>2199497
kek

>>2199358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFQrhp84jDo
If it's anything like this, I don't want to know.

>>2199313
>Buy you fools!
Lord of the Rings reference?

>tfw I never won any magazine contests

>>2199331
Damn shame there's still not a good Sega Saturn emulator.

>>2199378
No idea what game this is selling.

>>2199746
The Incredible Crisis. The name is right there.

>>2199746
Incredible Crisis.

>>2199292
...is this a game where you throw darts at women?

>>2199740
Interesting that they still called it Dragon Knight 3 there.
Was there some issue with another game of the name like with Dragon Warrior or were they afraid to sell people the third part of a series?

>>2199414
What is it with always sexualizing shmups?

>>2199734
That's one of my favorite pins too. Damn I wish I had entered this one!

>>2199383
I just noticed the kid passed out on the couch in the back...

>>2199383
What are they playing?

>>2199434
Like how they complete washed out any of the manga art style.

>>2199279
Are retro commercials ok too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxfWMH1owpA

>>2199765
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_of_Xentar

>>2199842
>Final Fantasy 1
>manga art style

Nigga watt.

>>2199919
Clearly any modern drawing from Japan can be referred to as anime or manga.

>>2199782
Maybe they felt like it was hard to make shmups look interesting or eyecatching. Or simply because sex sells.

>>2199782
That's because a hentai artist worked on that game.

Guys, I'm looking for a site that had a huge collection of retro article scans. It was not only vidya, also fasion and stuff if I remember correctly.

Found it here but forgot to bookmark it. Can anyone help me?

>>2199503

>I've never used a Sega CD

It's facing backwards for some reason though

In her defense, Time Gal gets me hot and bothered, too.

>>2199774

what a cold-ass mofo

>>2199443

>>2199414
>I think the Japanese ones were black; mine is grey and orange
Toy guns and light guns are required by law to be colored unrealistically in 'muricca so they're not confused with real guns.

>>2200037
And yet there are real guns (I think they are called cricket guns) "for children" that are colored pink or blue and still have enough firepower to kill a man.

'Murica.

>>2200037
>>2200045
You two don't even know the specifics of the laws you're talking about yet here you are criticizing them. Typical.

>>2200057
>implying Murica has laws that make sense

>>2200057
Meet our resident "Armchair Legal Experts"

>>2200057
Where the fuck did I criticize anything in my post?>>2200037 All I said was there's a real law that requires toy guns to be painted differently. At the very least the tip of their barrels must be orange.

>>2200045
>>2200037
>And yet there are real guns (I think they are called cricket guns) "for children" that are colored pink or blue and still have enough firepower to kill a man.
>real guns
>"for children"
>firepower

Brit bongs man. Always a bag of laughs.

>>2200073
I'm not a Brit, english is just not my native language. Sorry if it sounds weird, I'm trying my best here.

>>2200025
>vin diesel as kano
>rayden about to beat up kids

noice

>>2200078
It's not that it sounds weird. Your English is fine. You have an obvious lack of firearm experience.

The only way a kid can get a gun legally in America is if his parents give it to him. Not counting state laws.

>>2200078
There are guns designed for young shooters in mind that are sometimes in pink for girls, never seen a blue for boys though. They're always .22 and kids can't buy them, for obvious reasons. as for being able to kill a man, possible, but unlikely.
They're training tools for learning more than toys.

>>2200090
Oh I never implied anything else. I just meant to say that it's weird that there is an explicit law that says "toy guns must clearly look like toys", yet there are "real" guns that have bright colors and stuff. It's really confusing if you ask me.

And yeah I gotta admit, I don't know much about firearms, but your laws seem really weird. That's probably because I'm from Germany and our gun laws are ridiculously strict here.

Anyway, I didn't want to start a shitstorm, let's go back to posting radical retro ads.
I like the lewd ones

>>2200106
The gun laws aren't thought out that well. Most were passed via knee jerk reactions.

>>2199313
Now THIS is advertising! Have another.

>>2200112
I also just remembered that prostitution is still illegal in most states. I tend to forget that because that law makes no sense to me. You poor guys

>>2200124
b-but best things in life are free like surprise sex in a dark alley

>>2200106

It's so cops don't think some kid playing cops and robbers with his toy is going on a rampage and gun him down.

Real effective law, there.

>>2199395
I was actually in that contest. Got pretty far too until fuckers started crisscrossing tiny 2 letter words like UM and IS. After that my child brain couldn't deal with it and I dropped out.

>>2199426
I thought wrestling (mainly WWF/ECW/WCW/WWE) was an American thing.

>>2200234
It was on the tv in the 90s on some stations here (Germany). It probably still is. Don`t have a tv anymore.

>>2200259
Pretty sure it's not. It was just really popular in the 90s, I remember that my brother loved that shit. They showed a lot on DSF right before the sex hotline commercials, lovely memories.
It stopped being popular after the 90s.

>>2199465
If it's like the JP version of Perfect Dark, then it's a later revision that runs better.

>>2199325
They really tried to be hip in response to Sega accusing them of being your grandfather and an infant at the same time.

This is box art but it'd be a crime not to post it.

>Blatantly rips off 2nd edition WH40k and Battletech
>Aggressive marketing selling violence and rebelliousness

It's such a period piece. The front cover even says 'Not your average C&C clone'

>>2199383
Why is Kirby's Adventure running in the background?

>>2200289

>>2200234
Wrestling is all over, man.
WWE goes to Europe all the time and they have a online netflix type network that they recently put out worldwide. None of the other ones you listed exist anymore either so your not gonna hear about them

>>2199292
>™
>™

Got enough ™s in there? Fuck

>>2199327
it was a direct response to Sega's more in your face aproach and people saying that nintendo games were just for kids, they were trying to paint an image that they were cool and hip and edgy too, but really only confused and alienated a lot of people...

>>2199328
he went from dressing up like a nerd for halloween to actualy being a nerd? cool

>>2200064
>britfagland
>illegal to die in the house of parliament

>>2199428
>>2199431
>modern ads
no, go away

>>2200918
>implying I'm a Brit

>>2199736
>think about needs of notice for human being

>>2200931
Fuck, I had that clear one.
I remember going to Toys' R us with my mom to buy it.

>>2200943
>tfw I didn't get the Pikachu one because it was sold out everywhere

It still hurts.
But my purple one is still pretty baller.
...r-right?

>>2200931
The point being is that several countries have laws that don't make sense.

>>2200945
those are original gameboys kid, and atmic purple is way better than pikachu

>>2199313
>>2199313
lol awesome, too bad this wouldn't fly today

>>2200945

>>2200948
Yeah, but you can't deny that the USA have the highest amount of retarded laws.
Hell, you guys have states where it's illegal to have sex with the lights turned on. Or buy tooth brush and and tooth paste at the same time. I'm not even kidding.

>>2200953
>>2200961
Purple master race rejoice

>>2200962
Luckily, most of the retarded laws here are unique to certain states and they're not really enforced because no one gives a shit.

>>2200962
no one ever enforces those laws and in a lot of cases they are just laws the states forgot even existed and had been there since the 1800s

>>2200967
>>2200961
>>2200945

>>2200979
so ameriburger is russia? must be nice to have that freedom /k/ fag.

>>2201185
Not all laws you dumb fuck, just the outdated or nonsensical laws. Per example: apparently it's illegal to whistle underwater in Vermont. Murder, rape, theft, etc are still illegal here.

And I stay from /k/, I already know too many nut jobs here on /vr/.

>>2201185
Not all laws you dumb fuck, just the outdated or nonsensical laws. Per example: apparently it's illegal to whistle underwater in Vermont. Murder, rape, theft, etc are still illegal here.

And I stay away from /k/, I already know too many nut jobs here on /vr/.

>>2201193

>>2201284
Nothing suggestive about that.

>>2199613

>>2199358
I feel sorry for that kid who won that contest in Nintendo Power to appear in The Mask II.

Also, didn't the first print editions of Resident Evil 2 (not the Dual Shock one) had a contest for a cameo in the first Resident Evil movie. I wonder what came out of that.

>>2201343
...there was a Mask 2?

>>2201343
I bet that guy hates Jim Carrey (even more than everyone) for ruining his chance to be in a movie since he declined to do the sequel.

>>2201360
There was going to be, but then Carrey declined because he decided he was too good to do another sequel (this was twenty years before Dumb and Dumber 3) so we got the craptastic Son of the Mask ten years later.

>>2201370
I wonder if he would have gone for it if it was more like the comics. Dark and incredibly violent.

>>2200295
A subtle bit of bragging: "our edutainment bullshit is so great, even Nintendo can't compete".

>>2201379
Probably not now since he bitched about Kick Ass 2.

>>2199310

Never heard of this..
Any more info?

>>2199745
>blow your wad
>schme{g,m}a

Nice.

>>2201407
Schmeeegmaaa

>>2199321

how to inject 'tude into one of the cutest and least edgy games of all time. painful.

>>2199746

casual racism?

>>2199395
Fuuuuck man I wished so bad I could of won that. My little adolescent brain almost exploded at the slightest chance of owning all that shit.

>>2201417
is it? i thought it was just a joke

>>2201193

I feel like whoever produced the trailer for Strafe nailed that "rad 90s kid" we see in these types of adds perfectly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef_41JpwqdE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bqq38WZctA

>>2199390
lmao, that would not fly today..

>>2200037
>>2200045
>>2200057
>>2200064
>>2200065
>>2200067
>>2200073
From Title 15 United States Code, section 5001:

Acts prohibited It shall be unlawful for any person to manufacture, enter into commerce, ship, transport, or receive any toy, look-alike, or imitation firearm unless such firearm contains, or has affixed to it, a marking approved by the Secretary of Commerce, as provided in subsection (b) of this section. (b) Distinctive marking or device; exception; waiver; adjustments and changes (1) Except as provided in paragraph (2) or (3), each toy, look- alike, or imitation firearm shall have as an integral part, permanently affixed, a blaze orange plug inserted in the barrel of such toy, look-alike, or imitation firearm. Such plug shall be recessed no more than 6 millimeters from the muzzle end of the barrel of such firearm.

>>2201550
>tfw soldier is buffer than predator

>>2201556
That's supposed to be Schwarzenegger's character from the first Predator movie. And even then, human muscle mass is nothing to them.

>>2201193
The best part about that is that there was a company called "STD"

>>2201737
pity it didn't spread

>>2201556

>>2201763
but everyone had shity atatchments for their gameboys, so really, I guess it spread like wildfire ;)

who got the ff7 ad?

>>2199995
Anyone?

>>2200025

I cannot look to this without thinking about that tv show Everybody Loves Raymond.

look at that fucking arcade.

>>2202219

>>2201406
sure pal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypj8Ok5II-Q

>>2201737

>>2202354
i lol'd

>>2200931

I'll dump some shit now.

And that's the last one for now. Regular dump is a pain in the ass

>>2202993
stupid game got a 17+ rating because of 3 seconds of tits

>>2202990
>not wearing special gloves to play your retro video games

>>2199395

25 years later and my basement is finally equipped like this contest.

>>2203141
Hey anon, let's play games sometime. Just lemme know where you live and what times not to come over because you're not home.

>>2199335
>>2199617
Yeah, that's the only one I've seen so far that would sell me the game today. The rest wouldn't pass nowadays.

>>2201417
I'LL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR

>>2202354
Exactly. When I look at that advert, I just see the back of Jared Leto's head.

>>2199395
If I only have my brute-force software that day...
This shit is easy to crack

>>2201379
He was the reason the first movie wasn't about Stanley being a murderous psychopath.

>>2202983
>36 Great Holes
>Starring Fred Couples

>>2199746
Fun.

>>2203002
> Most of those Genesis games were crap, though

>>2200064
The law made sense until gang members just started painting their real guns like toy ones.

>>2203002
I was a PCfag during the 16bit era but even I knew that the SNES had more than four games.

>>2203268
megadrive came out in '88, snes in ''91
those are its launch titles, by then the megadrive lineup was already huge

>>2199412
Strip Pac-Man?

>>2199746
Sudoku

>>2203254
please provide evidence that this EVER happened

>>2203560
First link on google. It's pretty obvious criminals would start doing shit like painting the tip orange to try and trick cops the instant they started making those regulations.

http://whnt.com/2014/12/12/real-guns-disguised-to-look-like-toys-pose-new-threats-to-law-enforcement/

>>2199383
>everybody remembers their first goatse

This ad is spooky as fuck. I've always been scared of aliens, especially since I got abducted by them

>>2200962
And the only reason you know about them is because of an obsession with finding fault in the US. It's not like every other country doesn't have some messed up laws sitting on the books because some silly reason and were never repealed.

6 year old me was all over this. Not that I wasn't all over regular mac & cheese anyway.

>>2199437
this is really cool, I saved it. i have never seen the ad for probably my all time favorite genesis game ever.

>>2199728

>>2204084
>BONG

>>2201201

The bodies of women were different back then. I don't know why.

>>2203871

/x/ story bitch, nao

>>2204981
probably the lack of good photoshop skills

>>2200085
Commodore-chan a cutie.

>>2204997
and lack of plastic surgery too.

>>2199798
Outnumbered. One of the few games I had growing up. You stroll around a tv studio and each room is a tv show theme that presents a worded math problem to solve. Solve it to get a password for that room, each password is one of five that might match a master password that will summon the boss, completing the game. There are also semi unavoidable robots stalking you that can either be shot down or you must solve a quick set of math problems to defeat them. Each set solution gives you a part of the master code. Finding the energy gun replenisher was so damn satisfying.. the music was classical and infectious. Worth playing through once even now, if you appreciate old dos games.

>>2199995
This fucking ad. I had an old vg&ce from my childhood, and I mustve read the thing a hundred thousand times through. Lost it 10-15 years ago and just found it again on retromags. Blew my mind seeing this ad again it felt like just yesterday. Made me want a lynx so bad

>>2199378
I still remember reading a Gamepro or Tips and Tricks letter where they reassured a reader that, no, he would not kill himself if you didn't like Incredible Crisis.

>>2199995
So he's watching porn after getting bitten by a vampire?

>>2205718
Yeah, kinky shit man.
I'd masturbate too if someone would bite my neck a little.

>>2203275
Use release dates in the same region. MD came out in '88 in Japan and the SFC came out in '90. For the US, it was '89 and '91 respectively.

>>2205739
I was too lazy to look it up on wikipedia, thanks for the correction.

>>2199667
Do Shimakaze counts?

>>2203219
I loled out loud.

>>2203214
It's VIDEO games, you tard.

>>2205487
That's fake right?
It's too curayzhee to be real.

>>2205518
Funny how they seem that blown away by a game about math.

From 1995, iirc. I have the feeling that the computer industry runs long enough now that it starts to repeat itself.

I hope datasettes count. Ad from an early 80s issue of the German branch of Playboy magazine.

This thread reminds me of a big pile of old german magazines lying around at my parents house. I should get them sometimes.

>>2206163

You should scan and upload them somewhere if you can. I'm a historian and, while I can't read german nor have direct interest on old gamming magazines, I'm pretty sure that on a close future, people will look into them for research. I saved a crapton of ads and even price listing like pic related.

>>2206295
I'll think about it. It would be a hell of a timeconsuming activity tough.

>>2206302

You don't have to scan all of them. If you can encounter a database of it already online, you can scan the missing ones or just make sure that they can be scanned in a close future.

>>2202983
>>2201284
fucking sega

>>2200025

funny how this game was the impetus for the creation of the ESRB, which would eventually prohibit these youngsters from playing MK

>>2202990

man, I could really use these when I'm playing my 3DS; my thumbs are always sliding off the stick and buttons.

>>2204638
>Radical shotas and oppai lolis

Everytime

>>2199912

>>2199912
>Manholes of Venus

Is that a porn game?

>>2203871
>those Lego UFOs

>>2199279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8XVA0qrHWg

>>2206720
>Mid 80's
>His dad's computer
You bet, possibly even a hentai.

>>2206764
Damn, now I want to play it.

>>2206780
You can play Leather Goddesses of Phobos.

>>2199395

My friends this was in part a scam.

>>2206958
you're telling me.. the next edition featured sinistron on the screen but TG16 wasn't included in the package.. major ripoff lol

>>2206958
http://www.gamesetwatch.com/2006/11/column_game_mag_weaseling_15_y_1.php

>>2199334

awk-warrrrd

>>2199436

The only thing that bugs me about this is that it looks like Cody took out Andore without getting a scratch on him. I feel like there should be a noticeable bruise on his cheek or a blood spot on his shirt that appears to be his.

Andore's not the kind of opponent that should look weak in the poster. Otherwise, this is a really cool pic.

It is kind of funny though that Guy is in it when he didn't make the cut on the SNES release.

>>2206798
Don't forget to scratch'n'sniff!

>>2206317
since it's a pretty mediocre magazine from todays view i can't find any scans besides a few.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/nerdcoreblog/8035746922/sizes/o/in/photostream/
(it's an article about if surfing the web is worth it)

The more interesting stuff would definetly be the ads and some codes, funny articles and maybe some codes or lost gems. I think i'll get a bunch of them next time i visit them.

from a Amstrad CPC magazine

>>2207186
I don't give two craps about your unrequited love affair with Andore, he obviously got smacked with that lead pipe.

You should be raising hell that Haggar isn't front and centre.

>>2207737
and another one

>>2199383

>>2199436
>>2207736
I like how Cody's just standing there, not even in a fighting stance

I think the guy on the left is supposed to be getting ready to fight, but it looks more like he's going

>aw shit dude you caved his skull in with a pipe wtf there's brains everywhere goddamn I didn't fuckin sign on for this yo

And Cody's like

>ya brah something I can help you with

>>2207664
I never knew that Bravo had a magazine for vidya, whoa. Thanks for the scans, would appreciate more.

Please tell me when anyone wants something translated, I'm happy to help.

>>2207979
Yeah it was called "Bravo Screenfun"
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bravo_Screenfun

I bought it mostly because they covered all platforms so i could at least read about the games i wouldn't be able to play. ;_;

Pic is the first issue. They started a bit like a Bravo + Videogames thing to check the market i guess and later on went full games with a niche for movies and tv when i remember correctly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFIngV3rMpo

>>2208053
Awesome shit man.
>DJ Bobo
It's like I'm in the fucking 90s again.

I guess I never heard of it because I despised the "normal" Bravo. I never cared about all the teenage drama bullshit like music celebs and shit.
Everybody just fapped to the sex ed sites anyway and laughed about the awkward questions

>>2208074
The normal Bravo was really weird, yeah. I think we laughed even back then about the language used in those photo storys because nobody talked like that. I bought it maybe 5 times or so, tought it was boring.

The scans i posted so far are not by me i just found them via google. And i just found out theres still a serbian screenfun. At least pic is from 2014.

I went on the Bravo website a few weeks ago at work just out of curiosity because we talked about old magazines. Never click on the fucking flame.

>>2208084
>And i just found out theres still a serbian screenfun
jesus christ.

how many of my gaming magazines did i throw away over 10years ago?

I liked the Man!ac and Videogames. Those reviews could still rustle a few jimmies.

>>2207156

"Braindamage. We Make You Think."

...sigh.

>>2203869
Holy fuck I want that letter jacket.

>>2208308
>geht so
goddamn

>>2208251
I don't even know why i keeped mine. I'm a bit of a collector for printed stuff it seems.

>>2208084
Shouldn't they use Cyrillic if it's Serbian? Seems weird that they don't list a price in Croatian Kuna.

>>2209434
It's from a .se website. But i might me mistaken. I'm not overly familiar with languages.

>>2209075
Wrong spelling too: "Baindamage"

Not even a single employee from the ad firm noticed it?
How would you trust that shit?

>>2209443
The slogan was "Baindramage, we make you think". Which I think is more on purpose and not an actual mistake because they are swapping around the positioning of the r in brain damage and making you think that it's a mistake.

>>2199912

>>2205582
FUCK yes I remember this. It was a letter from the editor in a T&T mag back before they stopped having that regular Pokemon segment. Fucking loved that mag as a kid. Half my knowledge of vidya comes not having played the games, but having memorized shit from back-issues I'd read when I was bored

>>2208308
Old Videogames and Man!ac were godtier. They turned to shit the time PS1 was nearing its peak, though. Don't even want to know how much money i spend on gaming magazines back then. Also, Total was pretty good in NES/SNES times and started to get shit shortly after the N64 hit.

>>2208308
>Tet Hara gives a game with anime-style graphics a bad review

Get it together, Tet, practically every weebgame got a good review from you in SNES times, no matter how shit. I dimly remember that he also was the reason for some Square JRPGs getting released way later in Germany because he took ages for his translations. Which sucked dick bigtime anyways, anyone who played the german translation of FF7 can attest to that.

>>2199292

*tips fucking fedora*

>>2199383

This is exploitable as fuck.

>>2199745

This made me nostalgic as fuck.

>32 MEG MONSTER

Fucking lost it.

>>2199774

>Kirby will rape you.

>>2200119
>>2200106

This shit would have Anita and Literally Wu up in arms today.

>>2204981

Yeah it's weird, same thing with women in different decades.

>>2204997
>>2205479

Hell I miss '90s Pam Anderson style boob-jobs.

I grew up on that shit.

>>2206148

>Such VR

Lost it.

>>2208308
Did CD games really cost DM130 (€65)? I thought 80-100 was normal.

>>2199395
I sat here for a few minutes trying to fill that in, then realized the words don't have to fit vertically.

B L A S T
E N T R Y
S C O R E
P O W E R
F O R C E

>>2200962
Perhaps highest but at least it isn't Saudi Arabia or something.

>>2199395
I was a kid and me and my sister got into a big fight over whether my dad should have spent the last of his paycheck on mailing in the form for that contest or going to see a Disney movie double feature.

In the end, I relented and chose the double feature because I hated seeing my sister cry and feel awful because of something I wanted. It wasn't until years later that I found out it was all a gigantic mail-order scam and the double feature was immensely more entertaining.

FM77 ad feat. Tamori

>>2201803
Oh my god this was it.

Oh my god.

>>2209629
yes

Carmageddon NA ad

>>2200085
The fuck are those things Commodore-chan is holding?

>>2210405
Bottle openers. You use them to remove bottle caps from beer bottles and the like so you can use them as legal tender.

>>2199745
this really brings me back

>>2199723
why was so much better at speaking when he was a child

>>2199736
aw sweet is that bionic commando?

>>2201445

I actually visited the place where they were working on this modem back in the day. Too bad it never took off.

Why are the 90's so perfect.

>>2211523

http://youtu.be/F9zYwwB0txA?t=8m44s

>>2201445
>mouse is on the right of keyboard

thats fucked up man

>>2200962
There is NOTHING fun about a ferret down one's trousers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret-legging

>>2199328
did having all that shit even make it work better because it looks like one giant clusterfuck of garbage and weight

>>2199964
artist name?

>>2211641
Which is completely normal you weirdo.

>>2201445
Damn that music sucks. Everything else is good and I'm looking forward to this game.

>>2211406

Is that the only peripheral that used the undercarriage of the NES?

>>2199321
>morphmation

Pasopia was once a proprietary Toshiba computer, but the IQ model was their first MSX derivative.

>>2211623
>Tatooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beberly Hills.
Sheeeeeit, did that chimera actually exist?

>>2199383
That kid in the back couch totally OD'ed.

>>2203869
This is how people on /vr/ looks like now.

>>2199745
I had to do it

>>2203002
>the other guys just don't stack up
man, I need to see that text attached to the gigantic "tower of Genesis" picture with the 32X, Sega CD, Sonic 3&K plugged into a Game Genie, etc

would be perfect

>>2203249
Quite a few of those games in that pic were actually good (it's actually really amazing how good the arrange mode in Mercs is on the Genesis, no fucking lie), although you can see some obvious crap in it (Flicky is a fun game, but the Genesis port is hilarious with literally SMS-tier graphics and awful music that sounds like a bell tower falling down, and Phantasy Star III is in that picture, kek).

>>2203869
I never knew I could want a jacket so much.

>>2204084
pic related

>>2211753
Tsukasa Jun

>>2212793
I'd be happy if I would look that rad.

>>2200106
I legit fapped to this ad back in the day.
Repeatedly.