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>Posing with a gun at the cover
>Attacks with a purse at the game althought she's supposed to be an agent
And people were complaining about Princess Peach's girly attacks at Super Smash Bros.

>> No.2129878

>>2129736
do you have any idea what gun she has?

>> No.2129886

Wow, this has surprisingly smooth cutscenes and beautiful 2D models!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RRSLRT4DQI

>> No.2129902

>>2129736
Somebody just watched the new AVGN episode.

>> No.2130078

>>2129736
the show was a comedy she really didn't really do a whole lot of actiony stuff so attacking with a purse made sense

>> No.2130083

mikes penis. lol.

>> No.2130207

>>2129878
its an Desert Eagle. Judging by the safety, its a one of the ones made in Israel and not the US.

>> No.2130213

>>2130207
I would say .44 mag eagle by the size of the frame

>> No.2130223

>>2129736

Go to bed James.

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>>2129902
>>2130223
I feel a similar way every time somebody brings up Shatterhand these days :|

>> No.2131912

Is that a laser sight tacked onto it?
Really?

>> No.2132615

>>2130223

He doesn't wanna kick either Mike or his wife out of bed.

>> No.2133339

Man even /vr/ hates james rolfe now?

>> No.2133350

>>2130269
Who played Shatterhand recently? That game is still quite the hidden gem. Shatterhand is awesome though, deserves more recognition. It's like Fist of the North Star : The side scroller

>> No.2133364

>>2133350

Just realized this while playing Shatterhand...

The climax of the level 1 theme music has 4 segments.
>na-nanana na-nanana na-nanana na-nanaNAAAA

This matches up with how shatterhandman punches three small punches before being able to whop the big punch.

hint : NAAA is the big punch

>> No.2133468

>>2129736
>>2129902
I, also, watch AVGN

just watch as this jumps from a $2 game to a $10 game I swear

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>>2130083
is this a new meme? was there a joke I missed?

>> No.2133582

>>2133469
theres a photo where mike's pants have a fold that looks like he has a giant floppy dong hanging down practically to his knee, ergo every youtube comment is about his huge dick

>> No.2133643

>>2133582
>there's a photo
and you didn't post it? tsk tsk

>> No.2133646

>>2133582
Because we all know it isn't just Mike Matei posting that comment.

>> No.2133678

>>2129902
it was really lousy

>> No.2133687

>>2133678
I think he would have been better off just doing a single, longer Holiday Special video instead of bite-sized videos about ho-hum games.

>> No.2133703

>>2133687
I hope he'll merge them all into one longer episode at the end. watching 3-6 min every day feels disjointed. I hope the final episode will make the entire 12 days worthwile.

>> No.2133710
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2133710

>>2133643
look at that meaty schlong

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2133718

>>2133710
that poor girl... how does she survive his savage assault with that monster cock

>> No.2133728

>>2129902

wait did he honestly do a review about a shitty game based on a shittier Pam Anderson TV series?

I guess it's good he's doing more PSX stuff but fucking Christ man talk about low hanging fruit

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>>2133710
>>2133718

Looks like he's called Motherfucker Mike for a reason.

>> No.2134061

>>2133339
I don't. Sure, his AVGN stuff got worse but it's still fun to me to watch. I wish he'd do another Board James episode again.

>>2133728
The 12 days of Christmas special covers a list of games his fans wanted him to play, if I rememebr that correctly.

>> No.2134074

>>2134061
I like James Rolfe when he's.... Well, James Rolfe. I don't watch AVGN anymore and I don't really like his other characters, but I always tune in every year for his monster madness and his standalone movie reviews are fun and informative. You can tell he's really passionate about movies in some of them, it brings a great energy to the whole thing.

>> No.2134183

>>2134074
I know what you mean. His Monster Madness reviews are pretty much my favourite Cinemassacre videos, too, but I still occasionally enjoy his AVGN videos.

>> No.2134203

>>2129736
>AVGN told me that some random shovel ware game is shit so I thought I'd make a thread about it.

Who fucking cares.