/vr/ - Retro Games

>Finish the fucking game
Platinum

>Flagged!
>Reach the flag in World 1-1
>Flagged^2
>Reach the flag in World 1-2
>Flagged^3
>Reach the flag in World 1-3

On our way!
>Complete Emerald Hill Zone 2
Chernobyl 2.0
>Complete Chemical Plant Zone 2
Aquatic Ruined
>Complete Aquatic Ruin Zone 2
The chips are down!
>Complete Casino Night Zone 1
King of the Hill!
>Complete Hill Top Zone 2
Spelunker!
>Complete Mystic Cavern 2
Environmental Protection
>Complete Oil Ocean 2
Spanner in the works!
>Complete Metropolis Zone 3
SPAAACE
>Complete Wing Fortress Zone
Broken Egg!
>Complete Death Egg Zone
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Jackpot!
>Collect 100 rings
Gotta go fast!
>Run at top speed
That's a bad Badnick!
>Destroy 100 Badnicks
Arise Shenron!
>Collect all Chaos Emeralds
SUPER SONIC
>Transform into Super Sonic
My time to shine!
>Complete Death Egg Zone as Tails

I feel horrible now.

Are you from Ignition?
Are you farming /vr/ for achievement ideas?

Proper Kiss

Get kissed by Peach in the Marrymore church.

>>1847983
It's kinda meant to be a forum game.

>>1847913
At Evil's Gate
>Complete 'Knee deep in the dead'
To Hell and back
>Complete 'The shores of Hell'
Back to Earth
>Complete 'Thy Flesh Consumed'
The Gun that Aims itself
>Get the BFG9000.
Sharp Senses
>Find every secret in all 4 episodes.

Gay Bathhouse.

>>1847983
No, just looking into /vr/'s thoughts on reward based gameplay. And seeing if anything funny occurs.
I've just got the steam release of FFVII and the achievements in it made me think.

I generally don't care. I have hundreds of PS3/360 games with 0-5% T/A completion.

>>1847969
>These are all actually reasonable names.

I wouldn't be surprised if I actually saw these used in a remake/port.

Excluding Chernobyl of course.

>>1847983
It's kinda meant to be a forum game.

>>1847913 (OP)
At Evil's Gate
>Complete 'Knee deep in the dead'
To Hell and back
>Complete 'The shores of Hell'
Dis is The End
>Complete 'Inferno"
Sweet little Bunny
>Complete 'Thy Flesh Consumed'
The Gun that Aims itself
>Get the BFG9000.
Sharp Senses
>Find every secret in all 4 episodes.

>>1847925
It's shit like this.

When will achievements give you actual shit that you have to try and accomplish as opposed to doing shit you were gonna do anyway.

I would take out all the unlockables on a game and replace them with trophies, then sell the unlockables as separate DLC.

Get a higher score than me.

>>1848017
Shadow of the Colossus did it pretty well.

>>1848028
The PS3 HD release, I mean, not the original game of course. OOPS not supposed to talk about that.

>>1848036
It's okay. As far as I'm concerned, PS2 is retro.

>RollerCoaster Tycoon 2
>Break the unbreakable
Get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

>>1848045
You're a child.

>>1848017
Achievements are a feature forced on to developers that may or may not want to do them. It's a lot easier to crank out "beat level 1" "beat level 2" etc and focus on the actual game instead of wasting time on good achievements and making them work

>>1848047
>FFVI
>Glitch City
Exploit five bugs

>>1848047
That would be Extremely Difficult to achieve.

>add scripting support to emulators
>develop achievements by using it to watch memory

>Pokemon Master - Catch all 150
>True Pokemon Master - catch all 151

>>1848045
>new PS2 games still being sold in retail stores
>retro

Yeah, nah.

>>1847913
The Gossip Hero.
>Find every "It's a Secret to Everyone" rooms.

Who needs wood anyways?
>Get the white sword before entering any castle.

Senses of Truth.
>Find the moblin who gives you 100 rupees.

Dangerous is my last name.
>Don't pick the wooden sword at all.

Do you even explore?
>Defeat 'gannon' with the green tunic and the wooden sword.

No time for silly quests.
>Complete the second quest without finishing the first one. (Secret achievement)

I don't need ladies, music or monkeys.
>Find your way trough the forest maze without help from the old lady.

Boy, this is a stubborn hero.
>Finish the second quest with the green tunic and wooden sword.

What is this sequence you're talking about?
>Complete 2 dungeons without sequence.

Well excuse me, princess.
>Reach the princess through the fire and flames.

My mom said I'm the best
>Complete the 1st quest without dying once.

This world can't handle me.
>Complete the 2nd quest without dying once and without using potions.

>>1848080
I don't know where you're shopping, but you should consider moving to a 1st-world country soon.
>>1848049
It launched ~14 years ago. Gaming has been significantly popular for ~30 years. Pretty sure N64 was considered retro back in 2010. It's fucking old, get over it.

>>1848090
Southern Oregon. Wal-mart still has a portion of its Playstation display dedicated to PS2 games. Mostly racing and sports, but still new.

>>1848068
That would actually be a pretty fun project.

Carmageddon
Missing the point
>Win a race by finishing the race in first place

Metal Gear Solid
I'm in ur base
>Infiltrate Shadow Moses
Killin' ur d00ds
>Kill a boss

>>1848080
>>new PS2 games still being sold in retail stores
>WAAAAHHuuhhhhh gfffifiiiiiifffffffaaaaaaaaaaaa GGGAAAAMEEEE WAAAHHH I DONT WANT PS2 ON MMMMMYYY BOOAAARDD MOOOMYYYYY!!!!!!!!111#1'#1#';'

>>1848095
The PS2 may have remained somewhat popular and in production for quite a long time, but that doesn't change the fact that it was launched quite a long time ago. Video games in general have also changed considerably since those days. Face it, it's retro. Maybe not super-retro, but it's entered the first few stages.

>>1848101
Snake LARPs on occasion
>Mantis senses an RPG on your memory card

>>1848090
>It launched ~14 years ago
Seeing as how gen 6 is strictly prohibited from being posted on /vr/, I really don't see your point.

Maybe you should read the rules.

There are only three achievements worth achieving, depending on the type of game:
High score
Fastest time
Tournament win

>>1848109
...Pervert!
>Look at Meryl's ass and walk into a wall (Hidden Trophy)

You total fucking idiot.
>Start an Action 52 game

>>1848116
It seems a bit nonsensical to crack down on discussion of gen 6 when it's being discussed under the context of it being considered retro. This is the retro games board, after all.

Discussing the games or other such things being prohibited however, is an agreeable rule.

Nice job schmuck
>Save all 99 mudokkons
Nice job schmuck
>Kill all 99 mudokkons

>>1848127
It isn't retro.
No amount of complaining on your part is going to change that.
It will be allowed for discussion upon the next console generation release.

>>1848137
I'm not saying they should change the rules. I initially only stated that I consider it retro, and I got a little bit of shit for it, so I formed an argument for my own opinion. At no point did I ever say "they should just make it /vr/ already."

>>1848090
>It's fucking old, get over it.

It's old.
It's not retro.

>>1848017
I don't mind achievements like that if you can see global achievement stats.
It's interesting to see how many people got how far.

But yeah, even something as simple as "beat world 1 in this amount of time" is miles above "play through the game normally to completion which you'd be doing even if there were no achievements".

C'mon guys, more achievements and less whinny, this is fun shit.

Achievements a shit, old games don't need them because you know when you accomplished something and you feel that way, new games are so bland and boring for the most part they had to put achievements in so you feel like you are actually doing something.

Insomniac did achievements right with Skill Points in the Spyro/Ratchet games. They were obscure side tasks which you would likely get very few or none on your first few playthroughs, but they were satisfying challenges for people who wanted a little extra to do. And your reward was in-game bonus material instead of e-penis enlargement.

>be a faggot by looking at achievements - 1/1
>hit Dpad up
>hit Dpad down
>hit Dpad left
>hit Dpad right
>hit button A
>hit button Y
>hit button X
>hit button B
>hit button select
>hit button start
>turn off game
>never turn on the game ever again
>entering the secret per game obituary code when you off yourself and send in a copy of your obituary.

>>1848062
And all you got was that achievement.

Not retro but

Platinum Trophy
>Purchased the game

What a marketing ploy

Ghost Buster
>Eat all ghost with one power pill

Pacman the Gentleman
>Eat every ghost but Pinky in one level

Escher Would Be Proud
>Loop through a single level 10 times

Cherry Picker
>Complete a level eating only cherries

>Power Trip
Eat all 4 power pills consecutively

Golden God
>Reach the final level


I might write some of these down and give them a go.

It's funny, I'm trying to think of some functions in older games that aren't necessary for completion, but they're not that common.
Whatever abilities you have, you need.

Anything else would just be a time trial.
Like this guy says>>1848118

That being said, I don't mind Trophies and Achievements. They're just a convenient way to show your competitiveness,

GDQ and ESA are fests where people try to beat games as quickly as possible and I admire that.

Very clever /v/ containment thread op

>>1848015

here are the actual acheivments from the xbox port

http://www.xboxachievements.com/game/doom/achievements/

NIGHTMARE 10
Win a Nightmare level in single player (14)
HOARDER 5
Find all items in level (2)
CLEAN SLATE 5
Kill all monsters in level on 'Hurt Me Plenty' or higher (2)
SCOUT 5
Find a secret area of a map (1)
NEOPHYTE 20
Complete any level
EPISODE ONE 25
Complete Episode 1 on 'Hurt Me Plenty' or higher (4)
EPISODE TWO 25
Complete Episode 2 on 'Hurt Me Plenty' or higher (2)
EPISODE THREE 25
Complete Episode 3 on 'Hurt Me Plenty' or higher
EPISODE FOUR 25
Complete Episode 4 on 'Hurt Me Plenty' or higher (3)
RAMPAGE 35
Complete all levels on UltraViolent mode (34)
ROOKIE 10
Get 50 kills on Xbox Live (28)
DESTROYER 10
Get 100 kills on Xbox Live

I prefer birds souls.
>get a life by beating a crow

That's lava for you.
>Don't let Big Blag hit the floor after the first hit.

I got closure.
>Complete the game.

Doing things the right way.
>Complete the game without using warps.

I didn't know this was impossible until I did it.
>Beat the game with 2 players.

I'm the minority.
>Complete Turbo Tunnel.

Toad Reflexes.
>Beat Clinger Wingers on your first try.

>>1848068
Some achievements I bet are easy to track by just taking a quick look at the memory, others might be a bit harder.

>>1849821
Wait, it's possible to make Ridley drop the baby? Then again, I tend to get my ass handed to me, so no big surprise.

What the heck, have some Final Fantasy achievements.

>I, Garland, shall knock you down!
Defeated Garland.

>Privateer
Defeated Bikke, and gained command of his ship

>Astos? Mo' like your ass is toast!
Defeated Astos

>Anne Rice is disappointed
Defeated the Vampire

>Flourishing Earth
Defeated Lich

>Brightly burning fire
Defeated Kary/Marilith

>Calm seas
Defeated Kraken

>A gentle breeze
Defeated Tiamat

>SYSTEM ERROR
Defeated Warmech

>Cycle's end
Defeated Chaos

>>1850179
>Astos? Mo' like your ass is toast!
I understand this reference! Never seem to run into people that read that comic.

Super Mario Bros 3:

>Fungus Farmer
get 99 Lives

>I really Hate them
jump consecutively on 50 enemies without touching the ground

>What Suits?
Do not collect any items and beat the game

>Whistle Blower
Get all three Whistles in the game

>The King's Favorite
Get a different text from a King (you know, with certain suits)

>Solar Eclipse
Kill the sun in stage 2

>Who ya gonna Call?
Kill 3 ghosts

>Let's go Shopping
Collect every Gommba's shoe in stage 5

>Brother Love
Pick the minigame 5 times in a row and win each time

I could go on and on...
What i never understood is why you don't get something special for completing the achievments, like a new titel screen, Wallpapers, new ending, bonus stage, etc...
There is no sense in doing the goals except wanking your digital-penis

>Bay-B We Were Born To Run
Get stuck on the n00b bridge

>Bay-B We Were Born To Run
Get stuck on the noob bridge

Seeing as it's the only one in the trilogy without skill points.

Toasty!
>Defeat Toasty
Not Such a Big Guy After All
>Kill an Armored Gnorc in Ice Cavern without knocking him over the edge
PhD in Weak Spots
>Defeat Doctor Shemp
Kissless
>Kill all the bugs in High Caves without a fairy's kiss
Waste Not, Want Not
>Kill all the bugs in High Caves with a single fairy's kiss
Gotta Go Fast
>Kill the wizard in Wizard Peak before he jumps onto the ledge
It's a Twister!
>Defeat Blowhard
I Think You May Be Lost
>Supercharge down the same ramp twice in Tree Tops
Supercharge Master
>Catch the green thief in Tree Tops
Supercharge Legend
>Catch the green thief in Tree Tops without chaining supercharges
You Can Kill the Metal
>Defeat Metalhead
Change We Can Believe In
>Take over and use the magic cannon in Dream Weavers
Better Late Than Never
>Get the permanent fairy's kiss in Haunted Towers after killing every enemy
What's in the Box?
>Defeat Jacques
Watch Your Step!
>Make an enemy drown in Misty Bog or Twilight Harbor
Gnasty's Toast!
>Defeat Gnasty Gnorc

Super Mario Bros.:

Koopa Killer
>Kill 100 Koopas
Goomba Goner
>Kill 100 Goombas
Weed Killer
>destroy 50 piranha plants
Hammer Time
>destroy the Hammer Bros. for the first time
Coin Collector
>Collect 1000 coins
Bye Bye Bowser
>Kill Bowser for the first time.
Death from Below
>Kill Lakitu
Flame Thrower
>Throw 1000 fireballs
Connoisseur
>Eat 100 Super Mushrooms
Up, Up and Away
>Gain 99 extra lives
Beat the Beetle
>Kill 50 Buzzy Beetles
This Isn't Even my Final Form!
>Destroy Bowser in every castle level with fireballs
Flagman
>Reach the top of the flagpole in every level
Clogging the Pipes
>find every secret pipe
Warp Speed
>Utilize every warp zone

I don't understand. Achievements? Trophies? What?
Reading through the first few posts of the thread... I still don't get it. What am I missing?

>>1850253
Go to bed grandpa.

Achievements are something many modern games do. They basically amount to getting a clever message for completing certain tasks in a game. I personally find them pointless and somewhat annoying but it's fun to think about them being shoehorned into older games.

>>1850263
>tfw you're 31 on a chinese cartoon website
Ugh, that sounds worse than winning a bag of assorted toenails from the Portuguese lottery.
When did video games start this shit? I so hate. So very, very hate.

>>1850265
I'm not really sure, the only games I've played with achievements are the Portal games. I mostly stick to retro games and modern Nintendo titles.

>>1850265
I'm pretty sure it started just last gen with the 360, and then Sony adopted it with trophies. Might have been the other way around, but I don't give a shit, it's just a new thing to keep some people playing.

>>1848056

Actually level achievements gives you a good insight when most people stop playing the game.

>>1850274
>>1850270
So it's basically like those gold star stickers teachers give pre-schoolers for not shitting their trousers, something they're supposed to do anyway? Meaningless validation? I need a fucking drink but the hour has yet to reach double digits.
Would it be frowned on if I poured myself a shot? This is too much to take sober.

>>1850282
Sometimes they are just an incentive to do something fun and interesting that you might have missed while playing.

>>1850282
>this entire post
I like you, Anon. And yes, that's pretty much accurate.

>>1850325
Hand-holding. Interactive manual forced with each new play through. Storytime with polygons. And now gold star stickers.
Will the next 'evolution' in gameplay involve juice, biscuits and a nap?

Yep, Sony, Nintendo and Microsoft: you've won me over. Take me into your cradling embrace. Where're my footie pyjamas and dummy?

sure is retro in this thread guys
not /v/ trash posting shitmeme lies at all

>>>/v/
>>>/v/
>>>/v/

>>1849821
Does that actually work, or is it just video editing?

I'm interested in your project.

>>1850282
That's exactly it. It's noob-casual babby's-first-high-score faggotry. Hell, I ban anyone on my twitch channel who even mentions them because it's Sonic Roleplay levels of sheer autism.

>>1850534
It works at least from a New Game. It is possible that the memory position that counts how many shots Ridley took might be occupied with something else that might trigger the achievement. There are workarounds, but I coded it in 5min just for the heck of it.

And a bit of trivia: Ridley takes a hundred shots to drop the baby metroid.

>>1850557
>buzzwords: the post

>>1850570
Maybe one can do this by watching his health in memory. TASVideos might even have some of the memory offsets figured out for us.

Anyway, might want to add a delay. Otherwise we get the achievement before he even drops the flask.

>>1850642
Ridley needs to be in a neutral state to fly up and drop the metroid. I think it is too much of a hassle to find out his state, so it is easier just to fire off the trigger as soon as you hit him the 100th time.

>>1851136
How did you find out how many times you've hit him? Is there an in-memory counter?

Anyway, you could just delay the achievement message. Once the conditions are met, you simply sleep for a minute and the user will see the message as he escapes.

>>1848062
FOR YOU.

>>1850185
Not him, but I remember starting to read that comic the first year it was out. I thought it was hilarious (for an amateur web comic), and anyone who does read it never looks at FF1 in the same way again.

We had achievements, they where colloquially referred to as 'unlockables'.

>>1848015
getting every secret would be pretty hard.

>>1850197
>>I really Hate them
>jump consecutively on 50 enemies without touching the ground

Is this actually possible? I mean, is there any level with 50 uninterrupted enemies to stomp?

>>1849821
>>1850204

Super metroid would be full of hard as shit achievements, the majority of them involving shinespark and sequence breaking shit.

Ok, let's not use the word "Achievements" or "Trophies", it tends to cause sandstorms, let's just call them "Challenges" (And let them be actual challenges, not shit you're supposed to do anyways)

I would enjoy getting them, at least for completion purposes on games I like.

>>1849273

Are you a wizard?
>Beat the game on 1 continue

JESUS CHRIST!!!
>beat the game without losing a life or receiving damage

Git Gud
>get your first game over

The ride never ends
>get 10 game overs in a row without turning the game off (secret achievement)

I am the 99%
>get a game over on the turbo tunnels

While there would be the standard set of conduct- and progress-based achievements, here are a few that take Castle of the Winds' quirks into consideration.

The Gimp
>create a character with minimum stats and beat the game with it
Beyond Naked
>defeat all bosses while wearing a full set of cursed equipment. Bonus points for broken packs/belts and chests filled with junk/cursed items.
The First 48
>clear the Mine within the first two game days
Huge Orgy
>save the prisoner from the Huge Ogres
Cave Adaptation
>complete either the second or third dungeon in one go
Friend to All Mimics
>With medium or large chests equipped in both hand slots, your belt slot, and your pack slot, defeat a Thief before he has the chance to steal anything from you
I see. Oh.
>get a custom icon to work without hacking the game data

>>1847913

GAMER!
>complete the first level/stage

Reward: Toggle "Achievements" ON/OFF in Options Menu.

Just some random things off the top of my head if Thief 1 were to have achievements:

Who Needs Keys Anyway?
>Destroy a locked door.

There's Something Rotten in Cragscleft
>Lure the Zombies to fight the Hammerites in Break From Cragscleft Prison.

Riot!
>Free all the prisoners in Break From Cragscleft Prison.

Who Keeps These Things as Pets?
>Throw Ramirez in the Burrick pen.

Real Criminal Mastermind
>Complete Assassins with all the loot and without alerting anyone.

Now That's Big
>Find the Little Big World

Ghost in Plain Light
>Complete The Haunted Cathedral with the lights on and without being spotted once.

>>1852319
Are you trying to tell me that sequence breaking was intended in Super Metroid? Because it totally wasn't.

>>1852721
Are you sure? Because I'm pretty sure you can't get stuck anywhere except right before Mother Brain. That leads me to think they at least took in to consideration that sequence breaking was a thing.

Sonic 3 & Knuckles

Echidna's in the Mist
Complete Angel Island Zone

Pool's Closed
Complete Hydrocity Zone

Operation Marble Garden
Complete Marble Garden Zone

Clownin' Around
Complete Carnival Night Zone

Global Warming
Complete Ice Cap Zone

We Have a Problem
Complete Launch Base Zone

Shrooms
Complete Mushroom Hill Zone

Winged Fortress
Complete Flying Battery Zone

Pharaoh Nuff
Complete Sandopolis Zone

Too Hot to Handle
Complete Lava Reef Zone

Destiny?
Complete Hidden Palace Zone

Seeing Double
Complete Sky Sanctuary Zone as Sonic

Mentor
Complete Sky Sanctuary as Tails

Tormentor
Complete Sky Sanctuary as Knuckles

Scrambled Eggs
Complete Death Egg Zone

True Finale
Complete The Doomsday Zone

---

Get Blue Spheres
Complete your first Special Stage

Super
Get all Emeralds

Super Duper
Get all Super Emeralds

---

Blue Blur
Finish the game as Sonic

Sidekick No More
Finish the game as Tails

Knuckleduster
Finish the game as Knuckles

>>1852827
It's like you just copy pasted the list of official ones.
http://www.xboxachievements.com/game/sonic-the-hedgehog-3/achievements/

Also yeah, those are a joke. "collect a chaos emerald", pfft.

>>1852837
Wow, I wasn't aware there were official ones.

>>1848145
Honestly, I kinda hope that gen6 never gets declared /vr/etro.

Think about it, all of these games would be fair game for discussion on /vr/:

Halo (1 and 2 only, but still)
Call of Duty
The 3D GTA games
God of War
Battlefield
Devil May Cry
A zillion DBZ and Naruto games

Do you really want people who play those games on /vr/?

>>1853089
I'm against it because its not retro.

Retro isn't judged by years for me, its an age, a different time.

I considered the 50's retro in the 20's but I wouldn't consider 20's retro in 2050.

I think even putting the Dreamcast as retro was a mistake.

Spread Makes Me Dizzy
>Beat the game without picking up 'S'pread
One Man Army
>Don't ever die
Tanks For The Memories
>Kill the tank in Snow Field with just the basic weapon
We Didn't Start The Fire
>Navigate through Energy Zone without tripping up on the gas leaks
Mike Hangar
>Speedrun Hangar.

>>1853124
shit trophies tbh m8

>>1850197
>What i never understood is why you don't get something special for completing the achievements,
Because why give you those as a reward for your effort when they can sell them you as DLC and make more money.

>>1850282
you are such a faggot.

Would anyone be interested if I'm willing make a simple achievement engine for the Bizhawk SNES core? You probably would have to find out how to trigger the achievements in your favorite games yourselves though.

>>1854113
I'm >>1851139. That'd be an interesting project, as discussed above.

Isn't bizhawk a TAS-oriented multisystem emulator? Does it have scripting support?

>>1847913
I really hate achievements in modern games. I want to have the option to turn them off. I don't give a fuck about earning them, and whenever I see the achievement popup window, it immediately takes me out of the game and ruins any immersion I may have had.

>>1854468
My problem with them is it gives me the nagging feeling that I'm not playing properly, and I miss an achievement opportunity, I fucked up and should reroll.

>>1854468
What bothers me about them is that I have a profile with hundreds of games all with 1-5% completion rates.

I know that on the xbox you can delete empty achievement titles, but Playstation didn't even make trophies mandatory until well into it's life cycle.

Double Dragon (FC/NES version)

>Early graduate
Achieve the maximum skill level before clearing Mission 2.
>Late bloomer
Reach Mission 4 before achieving the the maximum skill level. Basically the opposite of the previous achievement
>Weapon master
Use each of the seven weapons at least once in the same playthrough. Kinda tricky, since the large boulder is easy to miss.
>Buh-bye Abobo
Throw Abobo off the conveyor belt at the end of Mission 1
>The Coward's Way Out
Avoid the fight with Chin at the end of Mission 2 by climbing down the ladder.
>Wrong way, doofus
Scroll pass the exit to the next area and restart the level. Can be achieved in Missions 3-1, 3-2, 3-3 or 4-1.
>I'm somehow alive
Fall off the moving platform scene in the first cave level in Mission 3.
>Untouchable
Get through the falling stalactites and the wall trap without receiving damage.
>Take no prisoner
Defeat every possible enemy in the game in one playthrough. This excludes the infinite Williams in Mission 4-2.
>Reunion with Marian
Clear the game.
>Unbeatable
Clear the game without losing a single life.
>Man of Many Faces
Beat the CPU on Mode B with each of the six fighters.

>>1854468
Are you Steven Spielberg? Cuz Steven Spielberg said the same thing. Yes: /that/ Steven Spielberg.

>>1854419
It should be trivial to make the script for either Bizhawk(which uses bsnes as its core) or snes9x-rr, which is a version of snes9x that supports Lua scripting. If I'm not mistaken their scripting capabilities are the same and they share a lot of the same function names.

1/2 (Story)

>Tonight there's gonna be a jail break!
Escape the citadel
>Honey I'm home!
Reach Twinsen's house
>BALLS OF STEEL
Acquire the magic ball
>That's just crate
Get the ferry ticket from the grobo
>Twinsen the vigilante
Beat up a clone and earn the townspeople's trust
>The legend of the legend
Talk to Bob Vortex
>I'd have preferred carrot
Change the flavour of the water supply
>Blue skies and sandy beaches
Arrive at the White Leaf Desert
>Animal Whisperer
Acquire the Book of Bú
>Sea legs
Purchase the catamaran
>Amos to you too.
Acquire the fake red card
>Proto-man
Acquire the protopack
>Crime doesn't play
Steal the pirate flag
>Yar Har Fiddle-De-De
Arrive at Rebellion island
>YOU'RE A REAL HERO TWINSEN
Free Colonel Kroptman
>Evolution denied
Shut down the mutant factory
>Thirst Quencher
Obtain the flask of clear water
>This party's just getting started!
Enter the bar basement on Tippet Island
>But I hate public transport!
Shut down the teleportation centre
>IT'S A TRAP
Free Zoé
>Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak! Again!
Destroy Funfrock's Fortress
>Mano-a-Mano
Defeat Funfrock onceand for all

most of these are from memory, I'm probably missing some important story bits

>Skynet is Online
Beat the first level

>Overclocked
get the leg upgrade

>Rock em Sock em
>Destroy 15 enemies in a ride armor, including at least one enemy ride armor

>Mile High Club
touch half or less flying platforms at the airport

>Love in an Elevator
don't kill anything in the elevator

>That Ain't a Dingo
kill sting chameleons using boomerangs

>Just as shocked as you are
Destroy Armored Armadillo's armor

>Dude, Chill
Freeze Spark Mandril

>Popped the Trunk on yo B!+&4 A$$
Kill Flame Mammoth after cutting off his trunk

>EPA all the Way
Destroy all ships by the oil platform

>Can't Touch This
Cut off launch octopus' tentacles

>6 Trillion Dollar Man
Get all heart upgrades, energy packs, armor pieces(excluding the hadouken), and weapons

>Super Fighting Robots
get the hadouken

>HADOUKEN!!!
one hit kill a boss without getting hit

>In it for the Long Haul
max out lives and epacks

>You Can See Me
Use camouflage to get past automated security systems

>Johnny 5....alive?
Witness Zero's sacrifice

>With the Ghost of Tom Servo
defeat the 8 mavericks for the second time

>Ain't no Sith Lord
Defeat Sigma's first form

>Demolition Man
beat the game

>Marathon Man
beat the game in under an hour

I'll try one.

>It's Some Sort Of Elvish
Have 5 party members protected by a rune at the same time.

>Tomb Raider
You defeated King Sei without triggering MinionStrike.

>PhD In Kicking Your Ass
You beat the Earth Dragon and claimed your reward.

>Another Day At The Office (secret)
You reached the Earth Dragon without triggering a single battle inside the Bio Research Facility.

>Where Did THAT Come From? (secret)
You survived a confrontation with the Abyss Bat.

>Brotherhood (secret)
As Lute, you recruited Thunder before any other character.

>Tabula Rasa
As Lute, you raised all stats (except defense) to at least 50.

>No Brakes (secret)
As Lute, you entered Mondo's Warship in less than 1 hour of gameplay.

>Invincible Wall
As Lute, a character survived a direct hit from the Buster Cannon.

>Director Lute
Finish Lute's quest.

>Well-Tutored (secret)
As Blue/Rouge, you learned every available spell.

>I Stand Alone (secret)
As Blue/Rouge, you encountered at least 10 characters you did not recruit.

>Academy Regulations
As Blue, you beat Rouge wearing only your starting equipment.

>You Have An Army, We Have A Blue
As Blue/Rouge, you defeated Hell's Lord without any other characters in your party that can cast spells.

>Sudden Death
Finish Blue's Quest.

>>1854793

>What Were You Thinking? (secret)
As Asellus, you lost to the Giant before leaving Facinaturu.

>Mystic Training
As Asellus, you fought enemies for Ildon until he ran out.

>Homecoming
As Asellus, you defeated the Fire Sage with only White Rose to help you.

>My New Family (secret)
As Asellus, you beat Orolouge with Ildon, Rei, Zozma, and Mesarthim.

>Thicker Than Water
Finish Asellus's quest.

>What Is This, A Stealth Game? (secret)
As Emelia, you got a game over from being caught in the prison.

>Pretty In Pink
As Emelia, you defeated all comers in the arena.

>I Have Friends, Too!
As Emelia, you beat Diva without any other members of Gradius in your active party.

>CSI: Baccarat
As Emelia, you found a clue to Ren's demise at Baccarat.

>Here Comes The Bride
Finish Emelia's quest.

>Monster Party
As Riki, you fought at least 30 battles with 5 monsters in your active party.

>C-C-C-Combo Breaker (secret)
As Riki, you beat Virgil in 2 rounds.

>What? Riki Is Evolving!
As Riki, you took the form of a Mariche, a Black Dragon, and a Dullahan.

>Curse Your Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal (secret)
As Riki, you fought the final boss with only 4 active party members.

>Yeah, We'll Never Need These Again
Finish Riki's Quest.

>Superhero Arsenal (secret)
As Red, you learned 8 secret hero techniques.

>I Gotta Quit Drinking
As Red, you transformed with a messed party member watching.

>My Love, My Hate, And All My Sorrow
As Red, you learned Re-Al-Phoenix.

>Bad Boys, Bad Boys (secret)
As Red, you fought 30 battles with 5 IRPO members at the same time.

>Marvel Credits Sequence
Finish Red's Quest.

>We Also Fix Appliances
As T260G, you fixed 3 items with Taco.

>Ghost In The Shell (secret)
As T260G, you won at least 5 battles in every body type, including the secret type.

>Squishies Need Not Apply
As T260G, you won 30 battles with an all-Mec team.

>Illogical (secret)
As T260G, you used Logic Bomb at least 50 times.

>Guardians Of The Galaxy
Finish T260G's quest.

>>1854801

>Bonus Sequence
You finished all 7 quests and access the bonus dungeon.

>Arena Champion (secret)
You beat the Mega Titan.

>I Just Cleaned This Up! (secret)
You beat all 7 endgame bosses on the bonus ship.

>Awesome Game, Done Quick
Beat all 7 quests with a combined time under 16 hours.

Okay, maybe I went overboard.

>>1854680
2/2 (Optional/Fun)

>I'l need to see some ID
Obtain your ID card
>Trash that idea!
Escape the citadel without using the garbage truck
>Doing time, again.
Get caught by a Super-Gro
>It's 5 o'clock somewhere
Purchase some health from the tavern
>Bar fly
Talk to every NPC in the tavern
>Winner's don't use drugs
Rob the pharmacy cash register
>Anarchy in the streets
Attack a bust of Dr Funfrock
>Friendly Fire
Make a guard shoot another guard
>Domestic abuse
Attack Zoé
>Got to pack!
Search every object in Twinsen's house
>That's just logic
Complete the crate puzzle in one go
>You're no gentleman
Beat up the old man carrying the briefcase
>Welcome to the club
Obtain the Blue Elf card
>I should be so lucky
Find all the clover boxes
Sphenisciphobia
>Use a mecha-penguin to distract a clone
Eco-Terrorist
>Use 30 voyages worth of gas
Playground Bully
>Steal money from the guard in the playground
Nerd
>Discuss Star Wars with the grobo in the cinema
>Unlocked lock box
Steal from the locksmith's cash register
>When you're gotta go, you've gotta go
Watch the slider urinating
>Silent steal
Steal from the library's cash register
>Ready? Aim! Fire!
>Attack an NPC with the cannon in the museum
>Look ma! No legs!
Fly with the proto-pack for 180 seconds
Pervert!
>watch a clone change his clothes
>Cool Boarder
Perform all the snowboarding tracks
>Let's do that again!
Use the ski-lift
Research halted
>Destroy all the incomplete mutants
Tranquillity
>Stand still at the music-less party for 180 seconds.
Whoops, wrong pants!
>Show the security guard Twinsen's ID
Penguin Mecca
>Unlock the room filled with mecha-penguins
Float or Drown
>Clear the swimming pool area without draining the water
Payback's a bitch, bitch.
>Destroy the evil Zoé clone
Maybe you weren't the chosen one...?
>Break the Seal of Sendel for Funfrock
Sendel Unsealed
>Break every Sendel seal
I got the kash
Obtain over 300 kashes
>Little Little Adventure
Beat the game in under 3 hours

MARIO 2
> dude looks like a lady
Rip off birdo's bow

>Jackpot!
Win a 1 up in the slots

> just hitchin a ride
Get across the gap in 1-2 without killing anything

> I was cultivated that way
Beat the game with toad

> Demolition squad
Use the shortcut in 1-1

>>1854847
>Break the Seal of Sendel for Funfrock
I didn't know you could do that, what happens?

>>1854579
I didn't know that, but it makes me respect Spielberg more.

>>1854721
>>Super Fighting Robots
>get the hadouken

10/10