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1712771 No.1712771[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Old video game ads are pretty cool

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my gameboy has stds.jpg

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>> No.1712787
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#swag

>> No.1712849

>>1712771
Got the Majoras Mask one where the moon is about to crash into World Trade Center?

>> No.1712860

>>1712782
"This product is literally better than sex" has to be one of the dumbest yet quite common ad themes.

Reminds me of that ad with a guy in bed with a sleeping woman and playing GBA SP, with the slogan "the second best thing to do in the dark". It's still trying to use sex to sell something that has nothing to do with sex, but at least it's somewhat less stupid.

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I know Lemmings was pretty popular in its day but how fucking full of yourself do you have to be to print something like this?

>> No.1712869

>>1712867
So modest.

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>>1712849
No, but I do have Sega blowing up Manhattan

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>>1712860
Would you rather see a naked woman or SEGA games?

>> No.1712887
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Classic Sega

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>> No.1712898

>>1712870
>Bomberman did 9/11

>> No.1712901
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Donkey Kong, starring the beloved characters Snort, Help and Fight!

>> No.1712905

>>1712893
I love ads where it looks like people are having mind-blowing orgasms while playing videogames. Or eating crackers or doing anything else that's not nearly that exciting. It's hilarious.

>> No.1712907

>>1712893
Someone please shoop 4chan onto that computer.

>> No.1712908

>>1712905

Google "eating salad".

>> No.1712914

>>1712905
Yes, the classic "mile wide smile while eating a bowl of fruit".

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>>1712849
Found it.

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>>1712771
I don't have the time right now, unfortunately. I love these threads, though.

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>>1712908

>> No.1712927

>>1712908
Kinda makes you wonder why the entertainment industry exists at all, when evidently holding a fork full of salad in front of your face is the most exhilarating thing that can ever happen to a human.

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>>1712779
So does my PlayStation.

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>>1712893

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>>1712927
The Gameboy game-keeper is also really exciting apparently.

>> No.1712949

>>1712918
Am I the only one who's only bothered by this on a scientific level?
>Earth's moon is SO much bigger than that. It's the size of the entire United States.
>If it came anywhere near that close to Earth, anything on the surface would've already been ripped to shreds by atmospheric disruption and gravitational forces.

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>>1712907

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>>1712860
"This game is literally sex" is worse.

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>>1712954
>this game

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>> No.1712980

>>1712952
Thanks anon.

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>> No.1712993

>>1712928
Wait, so the whole ad is built around how Klonoa kinda sounds like a STD? Is that seriously what they went with? And the ad people got paid for it?

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I need to try out of those games out sometime.

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>> No.1713020

>>1712993
The '90s were a curious time.

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Fun Fact: This guy is supposedly dead

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>child abduction

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5 minutes later the police pulled them over for not securing their child on the seat.

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>Do you like your christmas gift
>Y-yeah grandma, it's g-great.

>> No.1713056

>>1712972
This one's pretty cool.

>> No.1713057

>>1713040
>this is what the 90's actually believed.

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>> No.1713063

>>1712884

I remember fapping to this in a magazine.

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>>1713021
Heh, I laughed.

The only good thing Titus ever did was publish those japanese games, it seems.

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>> No.1713074

>>1712901
I love how EC Segar-esque Mario used to look.

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>> No.1713079

>>1713067
They couldn't get someone who at least kind of looked like Ripley?

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>> No.1713084

>>1713079
Or get a brown wig?

>> No.1713086

>>1713067
>the earnings are out of this world

I forgot that this was an ad for arcade owners at first.

How do arcade earnings work, anyway? Do you have to pay a fraction of them to the manufacturer or are all the quarters yours?

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>> No.1713096

>>1713040
You could literally lop off the bottom of that ad and convince someone it's for a Sonic game.

>> No.1713101

>>1712887
All those terrible games.

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>> No.1713123

>>1713107
It's like he's laughing at the kid for buying the game.

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>> No.1713126

>>1713119
They really should've just made a prop emergency box instead of that horrible CG.

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>> No.1713128

>>1713115
>KANSAS, 2014
Any Dredd sightings yet?

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>> No.1713137

>>1713095
Yeah, everyone wants to be like that snobby nerd with a sweaterwest. Great thinking, ad agency.

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Not retro but this ad is awesome.

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Depiste the hate this game gets, it was actually ahead of its time when it got released on japanese computers.

>> No.1713142

>>1713102
>monkey brains

...Diddy's dead?

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>> No.1713148

>>1712972
I think I still have an old gaming mag with this ad in it.

>> No.1713150

>>1713128
I haven't seen any, but you better hide out those Game Gears when the 2014 Game Gear ban happens.

Or else he'll come after you.

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>> No.1713170

>>1713152
>FEED ON WEAKNESS

...how does that apply to something that's meant for people who suck at games?

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>> No.1713175

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF2ueOSmiio
>Crash will never come back
>We will never see Crash suit guy on tv ever again

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>> No.1713190

>>1713180
>these games will cause your pet to starve to death.

So edgy.

>> No.1713196

>>1713180
>>1713190
All the newspapers were fine, but having the pet starving is just fucked up.

Some of these 90's adds were maximum edge.

>> No.1713201

>>1713196

>Dog's in the front yard where everyone can see it

>Nobody feeds the dog

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>> No.1713205

>>1713201
Well obviously everybody else is playing those games too.

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>>1713196
MAXIMUM EDGE

>> No.1713210

>>1713180

>that cool as fuck cat

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>Cobra Cratch

>> No.1713216

You guys seem surpridsed by all the 90s "edgyness".
Everything was like that in the 90's, don't you guys remember?

>> No.1713220

>>1713216

The 90s weren't edgy, they were XTREEEME

>> No.1713223

>>1713205

The fuckin paperboy could do something.

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>> No.1713226

>>1713196
>>1713190
I'm gonna go home and kick my dog with everything I got just because you two crybabies can't handle some good old fashioned animal cruelty.

>> No.1713227

>>1713220
Actually they were both edgy and xtreme.

>> No.1713231

>>1713224
This is fucking beautiful. I wanna frame it and put it in my bedroom wall.

>> No.1713236

>>1712962
oh boy

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>>1713220
It seems like Sega had the "edgiest" ads

>> No.1713245

>>1713237

It was to distinguish itself from cartoony, family-friendly Nintendo.

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>>1713231
I also really like this one for Terrorpods.
>video games will never have art this beautiful again

>> No.1713253

>>1713227
I miss the whole
>XTREEEEEEEME

Kind of shit they had going in the 90s. Shit was fun, a hell of a lot better now than the stuffy PR we get today with games.

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This image shows the main problem with the industry in the early 80s. There are too many choices and they all kind of look the same.

>> No.1713274

>>1713267

Coleco Vision masterrace

>> No.1713281

>>1713223
He is.

He's playing real life Paperboy.

>> No.1713290

>>1713267
>>1713274
Atari 2600 for life.

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>>1713290

Coleco Master Race

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>> No.1713409

>>1713120
Let me guess, that peripheral was a piece of shit right?

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>>1712782

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>> No.1713684

>>1713409
Nah it let you watch TV on your game gear.

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It's like the power glove, but somehow worse

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Look out! Bad ass coming through!

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>> No.1713823

>>1713771

>Space Manbow

Sounds like a cut Megaman X boss...

And is it wrong that I'm considering adopting this as a universal user name?

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>>1713224
Fucking love those kind of images.

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>>1713837
I know they're so great.

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>> No.1713849

>>1713771
MSX games were fucking stupid expensive.

>> No.1713864

>>1712887
If that was all the Genesis had, I'd have stuck with the NES.

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>>1713864
It got more.

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In what world is putting a ferret in your pants considered fun?

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>> No.1713897

>>1713205
Because EVERYONE had a Saturn, right?

>> No.1713901

>>1712998
Oh, man. What magazines had these?

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>> No.1713907

>>1713054

I got Action 52 for Genesis from my grandma

She died the next August, of a heart attack. That was the last thing I ever got from her

>i'm sorry I didn't call you more, grandma

>> No.1713919

>>1713876
#SHOTSFIRED

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>> No.1713926

>>1713884
>We want the furry audience

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>>1713739
These kinds of things always remind me of this

>> No.1713968
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>>1713823
That game was really impressive for the MSX.

This bitch used SCREEN4 as the display mode.

>> No.1713981

>>1713823
yes. adopting the name of a game you've never played is like getting a tattoo in a language you can't read

>> No.1714012

>>1713891
youre goddamn right he needs our help, his game didnt sell enough to buy him a coach class flight home

>> No.1714028

>>1713108
>remember to have a cheeseburger once in a while
murrica

>> No.1714030

>>1713160
This is so fucking ironic

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>> No.1714146

>>1713139
amazing

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>> No.1714153

>>1712949
Majora's Mask moon was pretty fucking tiny though.

>> No.1714225

>>1713025

Is this what we all looked like 20 years ago? I want to kick my own ass.

>> No.1714303

>>1714148
It has come full circle.

>> No.1714314

>>1713924
Didn't this game only come out in Europe & Japan?

>> No.1714372

>>1713086
All the quarters are yours.
You had to pay around $1000 to buy the cabinet first.
Though I believe some companies allowed 'renting' where you would pay a portion of the machines earnings, as well as smaller monthly fees.

>> No.1714389

>>1713092

Hey, where's the lion's mouth in the actual game? Is it a beta screenshot?

>> No.1714419

>>1714225
Only retards dressed is spazzmastagear. I wore jeans and cotton t-shirts, or the occasional slacks and button-up if the situation was more formal than goddamn high school.

>> No.1714424

>>1714130
The TV commercials for the Oracle games were excellent.

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>>1712907
I know someone posted one, but I expect the day this became a banner

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>>1713082

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>>1713123
>>1713102
That thread was awesome

>> No.1714583

>>1713901
I have some Heavy Metal's from back in the day that have these in them

>> No.1714650

>>1713834

Why was everyone naked in the 80s

>> No.1714661

>>1714650

cocaine

>> No.1714671

>>1713224
Reminds me of a Yes album cover. Got any more like this?

>> No.1714685

>>1712983
That game is crazy and I love it.

>> No.1714795 [DELETED] 

>>1714389
Yes it where in the actual game, I think it was the entrance to the catacoms or the lowest place of the castle.

>> No.1714798

>>1714389
Yes it were in the actual game, I think it was the entrance to the catacombs or the lowest place of the castle.

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>>1714671
I think this is the last really nice piece of art I have, it's for Illusion City.

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This was a real thing that unfortunately never got released outside of Japan.

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>> No.1715020

>>1713798
damn now i really want a saturn. look at all that passion. and BUG!, man

>> No.1715031

>>1714978
>for nes, super nes and ibm pcs & compatibles

oh boy
remember when nintendo still did that

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>>1715031
Remember when this almost happened?

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>>1715047

>> No.1715105

>>1712928
>he faps his over-sized ears
>he faps

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Why the fuck is this game called ThreeeDeep? It's not even in 3D. Sure it has three "worlds", but even that isn't a good reason to call it ThreeeDeep. Beyond the Pond is a much better title and they used that for the tagline, fuck you Frogger 2

>> No.1715227

I just can't imagine how huge shitstorm would ad like "Sega does what NintenDONT" create nowadays.
Also Crash ads compilation - http://youtu.be/Hg21dQMY-Ts?t=16s

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>> No.1715256

>>1715227
Well they don't have to do attack advertising now because angry people on the internet will do it for free for them.

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>>1715227
>there will never be a ParappaXCrash/spoiler] doujin

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Wouldn't you love to have some of this rad Sonic merchandise?

>> No.1715261

>>1712867

If they're strictly talking about home computer games, they might sort of be right.

>> No.1715264

>>1715227
The crash commercials were so god tier.

>> No.1715270

>>1713139

Fuck these were brilliant.

>> No.1715276

>>1715258
>blue 'em all away
>canadian tuxedos

>> No.1715280

>>1715254
Way to spoil the ending assholes.

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>>1712998
>Now experience the voluptuous women and hot, steamy action of Japanese anime.

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>> No.1715319

>>1715258
holy shit I'd wear all of these.

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>> No.1715330

>>1713805
>Play it Loud!
All I can think of is TBG now.

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>> No.1715368

>>1713030
Not back then, they wouldn't. You could have a kid sitting on top of the car back in those days and no one would bat an eye. You could still smoke in malls back then, even.

>> No.1715371

>>1714028
It was actually still abnormal to be obese in America back then.

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>> No.1715380

>>1713152
Fun fact, the kid in this ad is probably old enough to be your dad.

>> No.1715381

>>1715374
Cool, for how many games they kept the original art in ads and covers?

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>If we make everything into a Pong machine, we'll be rolling in cash

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>> No.1715409

>>1715380
Old enough to be a younger brother.

>> No.1715412

>>1715380
That kid is probably 30ish, tops, considering the Gameshark came out in '95.

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>> No.1715531

>>1713308
mortal kombat had much better advertisements and standard artwork/insignia than street fighter for a while, until I'd say super turbo and alpha one when they went full anime.

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>>1712954
>>1712965

i had an imported japanese version of the game for ps. i couldnt understand most of the menus and what was said, but i spent countless hours playing it. just found it in my closet with 2 other DBZ games haha.

>> No.1715543

>>1713876
fuck I wish sega continued to use the all black packaging instead of switching to the red cases.

>> No.1715563

>>1712998
I remember seeing a similar ad for two scantly clad women who look like either that chick from variable Geo or those arabian princesses from Rayearth.

>Please Help!

I saw that ad around 96-97

>> No.1715640

>>1715407

>all those amazing but now defunct retailers

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Does anyone even remember the original Street Fighter?

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>> No.1715872

>>1712940
Man I remember my godmothers kid (hes like almost 30 now) had one full of games I had never seen.

I remember being pretty envious of his stuff. He had a lot of cool shit.

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>> No.1715875

>>1712962
>>1712918
>>1712870
I bet this is where terrorists got their ideas.

The Twin Towers were awesome.

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>> No.1715893

>>1715878
RUSEV PUDRIYE
RUSEV PACHKA

>> No.1715896

>>1715873
I immediately associate that face with the Director's Cut Basement now.

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Shots fired

>> No.1715914 [DELETED] 

>>1715902
>pc gamers
>seen breasts
topkek_snacks.yum

>> No.1715920

>>1715902
jpeg breasts don't count

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>>1712940

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>>1715931
>you will never have a best friend that QT again

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>>1715938

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Oh Sega, you sure do love those stupid sex jokes.

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>>1715948

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>> No.1715968

>>1715948
>menage a trois
Lewd.

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>> No.1715972

>>1715960
Please tell me this isn't a real thing.

>> No.1715979

>>1715972
It's an edit someone made

>> No.1715986

>>1713739
Come on guys. If Eliot, Mike, Matt, Seth, Kane and Nicolus say it's good, it must be.

>> No.1715991

>>1715969
>PASSWORD SUPPORT!
Oh come on, that wasn't a selling point guys.

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What a nice ass, it makes me want to buy a tennis video game.

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Not really retro, but I like it a lot.

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>>1713308
Can't find the one for the second game

>> No.1716062

>>1712954
>terrorist Goku
>American invasion
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!

>> No.1716071

>>1713079
I like to believe it's future Newt.

>> No.1716082

>>1715374
Such a good game...

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Saved a lot, Now my turn to dump

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>>1716089

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>>1716098

>> No.1716106

>>1716089
>>1716089

I miss the days when systems were measured in bits. It was so clear and simple. 16 bit systems left, 32 bit came in -- they were twice as good.

32 left, 64 came in -- twice as good.

Clear, simple. Now it's a bunch of shit about how you can wave your hands at the system and tell it to spend your credit card on movie rentals.

>> No.1716107

>>1715862
SOmeone post THAT ost.

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>>1716105
Classic Funco land

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>>1716112

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>>1716114

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>>1716118
Someone please call this

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>>1716123

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>>1716128

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>>1716136

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>>1716140

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>>1716141

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>>1716136

>> No.1716148

>>1715862
>>1715873
>>1715896
>>1716107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kcF7E69C6Q

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>>1716141

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>>1716156

>> No.1716182

>>1712771
I had this cut out and tacked onto my wall when I was a kid.

>> No.1716210

>>1712972
That game sound awesome as fuck. Was it any good or was the ad just a big joke?

>> No.1716241

>>1716118
>Lara Croft in the BUFF?!
Imagen the backlash that title would cause now.

>> No.1716248

>>1716210
It's pretty good.

>> No.1716281

>>1716148
I really hate how much attention this has gotten.

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>> No.1716542

>>1716112
>Mario/Duck Hunt 50 CENTS

>> No.1716586

>>1716535
That's amazing that that got the clear.

>> No.1716618

>>1713007
Did it actually work if you followed the instructions or was it just a way to get peoples attention?

>> No.1716736

>>1716618
I tried it on my computer screen and couldn't see jack shit

>> No.1716748

Do you guys have the Wipeout one?
I I remember correctly it was something with a guy wettings his pants or something.

>> No.1716749

>>1716736
>>1716618
Try reading the bottom.

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>>1716748
Ah..nevermind, found it on my own.

>> No.1716757

>>1716286
god I love the artwork for TMNT TT.

it just screams VIDEOGAME!

>> No.1716763

There's one I remember for a PS1 RPG that I can't find at all. I think it was either of the Lunar games, but I'm not sure. Basically, it was saying 'THE MOST RENOWNED, MOST CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED GAME, AND FROM JANUARY 1ST 2001 - THE HARDEST TO FIND', with some supplementary text saying that they were shutting down production, mentioning eBay and suchlike. I'm sure I didn't imagine that, but could someone confirm this for me? GIS has turned up nothing.

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>you will never be as manly as these fuckers

>> No.1716772

>>1716763
theres no notabale game that released on january 1st 2001 according to wiki

>> No.1716775

>>1716763
>>1716772
nevermind I realized the statement was about an older game BECOMING rare on jan 1st

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>>1712994
Looks like they've always marketed to casuals.

>> No.1716869

>>1716829
That's breddy gud

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>> No.1717713

>>1716062
They were thinking it was 1997 and nobody gave a shit about terrorism.

>> No.1717716

>>1713215
It's funny, I know more of these people now than I did as a kid.

>> No.1717754

>>1713739
Actually, that was much better than the power glove, because it actually fucking worked.

I have only one arm due to an accident at work and I have that thing, it's fucking amazing, wish they made more controllers that could be utilized with one hand but I understand that I'm in the minority here.

>> No.1717758

>>1713308
I still have 1 or 2 of those MK2 posters. Always had it on the wall just because it looked cool. In reality I fucking suck at Mortal Kombat and have no desire to ever learn it.

>> No.1717776

>>1715276
>canadian tuxedos
I don't get it
>i'm canadian

>> No.1717812

>>1713126

People loved (bad) CGI back then.

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>>1713182

Super Mario promo art sure has lots of small spherical planets.

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>Gimme BALLZ Santa, please gimme BALLZ

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>> No.1717958

>>1717669
Hilariously enough, screenshots are framed as if they were photos of TV screens, even though the GB screen wasn't a crt and had no curvature.

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>>1717754
I can play Tekken with it but not with the ASCII Grip so I gotta give the edge to The Glove in control, though it's a lot easier to set the Grip down.

I've got two hands but I like to multitask. Do you have a dual-analog controller that you recommend over the others? It seems consumer one-hand controllers have died off but I'm aware of about three different configurations of controllers "for the disabled".

I dated this girl who only had one hand and I tried so hard to get her into video games since she was a manga fan but couldn't do it.

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>> No.1718127

>>1716535
Holy Shit.

>> No.1718132

>>1713096
except for the N64 logo in the upper corner you'd be right

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>> No.1718283

>>1713124
>Disgusting goo
>Master Belch
>Lots of text
>Not even one combat screen
>Even the pizza slice looks disgusting

>> No.1718306

>>1712870
Why is Bomberman on this ad twice ?

>> No.1718343

>>1715224
threeedeeeep
riiiiiibbiiiiit

>> No.1718360

>>1718306
Cause Saturn has no gaemz

>> No.1718419
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>> No.1718462

>>1718419
I remember that. Someone in EGM wrote to talk about how sexist it was and wasn't really getting the joke.

>> No.1718536

>>1713876
I'll always wonder what happened to that SNES after they did this photo shoot

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>>1718765

>> No.1718845

>>1713107
AHAHA FAGGOT

>> No.1719259
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>> No.1719364

>>1718786
nice social distortion tat

>> No.1719801

>>1713545
L MA O
>that was exactly what I saw
>wondered if just me (rorschach etc)
>reading replies in hopes of some mention
>tybg

>> No.1719817

>>1713139

Took me a second. Clever.

>> No.1719865

>>1712893
>the dude passed out on the couch in the background

>> No.1719884

>>1719265
Good ol' Heavy Metal ads.

>> No.1720034

>>1714303
What has? I'm not understanding.

captcha: bakaakl school

>> No.1720053

>>1715224
ThreeedeepFouuuurYou

>> No.1720058

>>1718536
Likely took it home and played it. The four games I can make out beneath it are great games.

>> No.1720069

>>1714978
Why is the phone number blurred out?

>> No.1720076

>>1717968
No, only other controllers that I have specifically for the disabled are the ASCII Grip for SNES and PSX.

>> No.1720281

>>1713160

>(it's COMING soon)

Hahaha, oh wow

>> No.1720292

>>1718419
Is this game good?
I really like ranma 1/2.

>> No.1720324

>>1712939
>HHNNNNGGG

Haha

>> No.1720352

>>1719817
I'll be honest. I don't get it.

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>>1720352
He's to bust playing his game to put his hand on his convict girlfriend/wives hand through the glass, so he put his foot up.

>> No.1720463

>>1720435
Man, that's what a conjugal visit is for.

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>>1712939

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>>1718845

>> No.1720768

>>1715013
So THAT'S what that rape face is from.

>> No.1720771
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1720771

>>1720768

>> No.1720806

>>1712994
>hey stupid, why don't you play this game made for stupid people such as yourself? stupid

>> No.1720825

>>1713227
I miss that, now it is all comfy, healthy and classy

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>> No.1720847

>>1720845
Hahaha, never seen this one before. Awesome.

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>> No.1720856

>>1715224
3deep4you

>> No.1720861 [DELETED] 

>>1712893
Does anyone have the caption photo for this?
It's this one http://archive.foolz.us/vg/search/image/5Mut8vm09poTVhK1ut0x3g/

>> No.1720907

>>1720845
>[] True [] True
Laughed.

>> No.1720928

>>1712958
What was interlude 99?! My heart can't take the suspense!!!

>> No.1720960

>>1716736
>>1716618
I think the idea might be that if you're super close to the paper, you'll see your shadow on the paper with the red eyes on it
So that it looks like someone's peering at you through the darkness

>> No.1721061

>>1713124
This ad convinced me not to play the game. I tried it out like five years ago and I frankly don't feel like I missed out.

>> No.1721069

>>1713139
For a second there I thought the ol 4chan image swap glitch happened again.

>> No.1721090

>>1720928
It was like this but newer:
http://www.textfiles.com/sex/EROTICA/S/sexinter.txt

>> No.1721225

>>1720848

#shotsfired

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>> No.1721607

>>1712983
'Cause nothing spells panic like a violent cocaine overdose?

>> No.1721608

>>1712994
I felt like I needed a brain transplant after I was duped into asking for this as a birthday present. It was so linear it might as well have been a FF themed on rails shooter.

>> No.1721642
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>>1721608
>FF
>rails
I can't help but think of this.

>> No.1721652

>>1716141
Wow, you could get a Saturn pretty cheap in comparison to the pre-owned N64 and PS.

>> No.1721710

>>1717754
You should run motion capture software for your webcam and wear a headband with reflective dots. That'd make any game with multi axis camera rotation a heck of a lot easier, since you can just move your head while playing normally with a keyboard.

>> No.1721752

>>1712998
You're not missing anything. They are horrible.

>> No.1721754

>>1716865
It was literally designed as Babby's First RPG.
That music though.

>> No.1721794

>>1718765
mfw used to jack it to that ad

>> No.1721848

what's a good "make doom pretty" mod?

>> No.1721862

>>1715824
"We're sorry. All circuits are busy now. Will you please try your call again later?" ;_;

>> No.1721865

>>1721862
You actually called?

>> No.1721925

>>1721865
Yes. I was curious. I called some of the other numbers, too, just for fun. The first number for >>1712958 is now a cancer life-extension line.

>> No.1721957

>>1721925
>Sex-game phone number is now a cancer life-extension number
oh god that's fucking hilarious

>> No.1721980

>>1720708
is that.... shit on the walls?

>> No.1722156

>>1715828
So, based on this, I assume the ad poster for Final Fight was a karate dojo with someone wearing a denim gi?

>> No.1722208
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[ERROR]

>>1721752
C'mon now, those Dragon Knight games were pretty good. They even got console versions.

>> No.1722278
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[ERROR]

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[ERROR]

>you will never bring an amazon home to mom

>> No.1723942

bump

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>> No.1724087 [DELETED] 

>>1712949
Stop being an autistic fag about this. If the moon was realistically sized in the advertisement, then it would be so enormous that it wouldn't have any roundness to it; this would confuse people looking at the advertisement. Making the moon that tiny gets the point across, even if it isn't scientifically accurate, you autistic 14 year-old.

>> No.1724102 [DELETED] 

>>1724087
>autistic

sorry you must be 18 or older to use this site

please come back when you are older and don't have your head so far up your ass you've become an ouroboros

>> No.1724238
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1724238

Guess this

>> No.1724251

>>1724238
Megaman

>> No.1724256

>>1724251
Nope

>> No.1724309

>>1724238
half life

>> No.1724370 [DELETED] 

>>1724102
>ignoring how he or she actually provided a sound explanation to your question

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>>1724309
Good game mate, good game

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>>1713025

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>>1715964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0een1_kd5I

>> No.1724654

>>1724370
>your question
That was not the same anon.

>> No.1724656

>>1712940
You ever wonder what happened to the kid in that ad? Where he is now?

>> No.1725174

>>1715371
>abnormal
>obese
>america
pick two

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>>1713545
Underrated.

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>>1712907

went to /b/ to find a good screenshot, but i looked like shit because of the low resolution, so i just grabbed this image from a trap thread.

>> No.1725442

>>1713172
it looks like a master system cover edited to look like a game ad

>> No.1725454

>>1715543
red cases? is this something that only happened in the US? im not sure i know what you're talking about

>> No.1725460

>>1712887
even in the nineties, Nintendo's competition was licensed crap and SPOATS.

>> No.1725468

>>1712954
>GT
>before GT even aired in America
Good going Japan

>> No.1725471

>>1717817
nice observation, i wonder if this influenced mario galaxy's design in any way

>> No.1725474

>>1713013
I love these late-nineties to mid-thousands adds where the premise is 'what if we wrote the game down on paper and had a camera crew recreate it'. Ape Escape done like that is just hilarious.

They stopped this around the time of the Wii if memory serves. My favorite was a Minish Cap add of some dude dressed as Link just walking around randomly looking for shit.

>> No.1725480

>>1713054
very few people ended up getting this, at least for NES. It was stupidly expensive to purchase and rental stores wouldn't stock it because of the price difference.

>> No.1725483

>>1713082
Why can't the Battleotads break through walls in the actual game though? False advertising

>> No.1725485

>>1713107
I will pay someone to make a Kornheiser of this Gargoyle's face with ONLY A GAME

>> No.1725491

>>1713115
shit that's a good idea. I would so buy a gamegear for that

>> No.1725496

>>1713146
Shit, they should recreate this add with relevant canon gear if they ever remake MG1.

>> No.1725636

>>1725454
>is this something that only happened in the US?
I'm not sure if other regions got them, but later Genesis / Mega Drive games in the US came in red cardboard boxes instead of black plastic cases. It must have been to save money on packaging.

>> No.1725646

>>1725636
I'm pretty sure he's specifically referring to the red design of the cases with the Genesis logo on the side that they changed to in 1993. The cardboard boxes started coming out in late 1994 and early 1995 depending on the publisher.

I never really minded the red. It's not like the boxes were ever fully consistent to start with (Look at all the third party games >>1713876
has. All the Rennovation, Namco, and Tengen games had colored covers and spines. Personally, I prefer those covers over everything else, especially Konami's, though none of those are in this picture since they had no games on the Genesis in 1991.)

>> No.1725650
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>>1725485

>> No.1725662

>>1725652
Your reading comprehension is through the roof.

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>>1725662
...Well fuck me

>> No.1725714

>>1712771
>11 hp

What kind of sorcery is this

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1725724

I have never seen a single HM commericial on TV and it's a damn shame

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>>1712782

I never noticed the thing on screen looked like a penis and he was holding the controller in an awkward angle. The fuck?

This isn't an ad but I'm reminded of it

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>>1716754
>>1716748
Anyone have any high-res WipeOut ads?

>> No.1725762
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>> No.1725764

>>1724656
How would anyone know? It's not like you know his name or something.

>> No.1725774

>>1712887

Even with the SNES not being out that's not gonna make me want a MD. Those are shit games except for Moonwalker

>> No.1725778

>>1712893

90s in a nutshell.

Diversity, middle schoolers, stupid clothes, educational games, and totally radical ads

>> No.1725781

>>1725774
That Spider-Man game is actually really good if you've never played it.

>> No.1725786

>>1713025

I thought MK was always aimed at adults.

>> No.1725802

>>1713845

Is it even legal to use the Mario and Sonic art?

>> No.1725804

>>1725762
Can an ad like this sell anything to anyone? I honestly doubt it.

>> No.1725814

>>1714105

Tell me this was local, not an official Sega ad

>> No.1725817

>>1714130

That isn't even the right Link

>> No.1725876

>>1713267

Half of them are from the same company

>> No.1725892

>>1715212

The left looks less dorky

>> No.1725898

>>1715258

I want the watch and attitude shirt

>> No.1725923

>>1715960

What the hell does that even mean, sex aside?

>> No.1725925

>>1725923
It's a reference to HIV bug hunting among gays.

Yes it is a thing that exists, sadly.

>> No.1725932

>>1716141

Poor Saturn

>> No.1725939

>>1716827

This makes me nostalgic and I've never even seen it. It just reminds me of being 5 and it being Christmas time

>> No.1725947

>>1717878

Thought this was a SimAnt promo

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>>1725960

Has anyone seen any of these?

>> No.1726119

>>1725804

I like it but I'm a straight femanon so fuck my opinion

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>> No.1726153

>>1713924
I am just now realizing that they this is shopped official art. The original was just a thumbs up but they tilted and enlarged it so he could hold the authentification.

I also like the NES-era artstyle in his license's photo.

>> No.1726206

>>1726152

Oh god, why would you remind me of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fuuhn2cfVUE

>> No.1726227

>>1726152
I went to see this as a kid.

>> No.1726228

>>1725804
>>1726119

Some ads aren't about selling you on the product.

Some ads are there just to stick in your mind. That is how they get greenlit.

>> No.1726245

>>1713798
ice cube endorsing the saturn is cool as hell but this ad is fucking terrible. the read path and hierarchy are absolute garbage.

>> No.1726247

>>1713798
sadly it was not a good day for the saturn :^(

>> No.1726310
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1726310

>>1726206
>Bowser's song
>Peach's voice
>Luigi blowing enemies the fuck up to a chorus of children's cheers

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1726369

I'm about to do a dump. I have a bunch of great vidya ads, as I'm majoring in graphic design and a little bit of my focus is advertisement. 1970-2000 had amazing print print ads. I have a huge folder full of ads, I've collected on the internet, and a bunch are vidya (some non /vr/ though but I won't post those)

anyway, here's the first one

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>>1726369
this was on dreamcast so I decided to throw it in, because who doesn't love this series

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>>1726373

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1726386

>>1726379

>> No.1726414

>>1726386
lol welp not even half way through the dump and the 250 image reply max has been reached. this thread is officially dead (impossible to share new ads obvi)

I made a new thread here >>1726410 where I'll be continuing the dump

>> No.1726439

>>1721642
Have the superior version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRpK3LEchBo

>> No.1726441

>>1721752
Metal and Lace series was a pretty decent fighter for the time.

>> No.1726531

>>1726386

>sexualizing Tifa to buy a product

Lame.

>> No.1726553

>>1715407
>2000 Toyota Echo
What a grand prize you get, wheee

>> No.1726716

>>1726386
how is that sexualizing her? the copy doesn't say anything seductive or otherwise and that's a very common (official) image of tifa.

here's a link since I can't post the pic http://www.rebeccag.supanet.com/Conceptual_003.jpg

>> No.1726725

>>1726716
>>1726531
tagged the wrong post

>> No.1727534

>>1726716
>Miniskirt and big boobs
>Not sexualized
Anon, plz.

>> No.1727538

>>1726716
>you want a piece of me
Yeah, thast's pretty damn sexual I'd say.

>> No.1727595

>>1726439
>superior
lol
with that fucktard music?

>> No.1727723

>>1727538
it can be sexual if you're a fucking horndog looking for textual fap material everywhere you look.

>>1727534
are you fucking daft? have you ever even played the final fantasy 7? tifa wears a fucking mini skirt and has big breasts in every facet of the game, it has never changed. that isn't a picture they took and altered, it's a common, official illustration. I practically just gave you a clear juxtaposition. it's only sexualized if you view her as a sexual object you autistic fuck.

>> No.1727825

>>1715940
That's something.

>> No.1727857

>>1727534
>Tifa's official design
>she's doing nothing seductive
They're not sexualizing her anymore than an average pretty girl walking around is being 'sexualized'.

>> No.1727892

>>1712771
Oh god. Someone I knew who was a total "That Kid" actually told me that Paper Mario was about you cutting out a shape of Mario and that his stats were better if you cut him out right.

I knew he was full of shit but this must've been what he was talking about.

>> No.1728369

>>1714105
Fucking what.

>> No.1728602

Now we're out of image replies and bumps.

The new thread is still going >>1726410

>> No.1728680

>>1717664
Who are they quoting?

>> No.1731147

>>1713127
dem EU snowspeeders