/vr/ - Retro Games

>>1567341
What the dick man
I can't even get past Yoshis Island 1.
It's fucking bullshit.

>>1567341
>mfw this game

>>1567341
>let'splaysnes.com

>>1567416
Yeah, man, that's the site name, thanks for pointing out.

>>1567436
He should just link us to the ROM or something. It's retarded. Online emulators are retarded.

>>1567457
Why not just google one then? I'm going to use the link in the OP because it's faster.

>>1567457
Good thing about the link in the OP is that you can't use savestates or Game Genie codes. So fuck you.

Still can't get past Yoshis Island 1

FOR FUCK'S SAKE /VR/
CAN THIS EVEN BE BEATEN

>>1567516
git gud

>>1567516
>>1567482
>>1567370
After wasting several minutes of my time I've come to the conclusion that this game is bullshit, the emulator is bullshit, the site it's hosted on is bullshit, that my keyboard is bullshit and that my skills are perfectly fine and that this game is just not designed to be beaten by any human like lifeform.

>>1567341
Guess no one's been able to get past the first stage?

>>1567652

's because the emulator is a pile of dicks.

Dear god playing on the keyboard is awful

>>1567691
>>1567696
git gud

>>1567707
booting up a GlovePie script, fuck you

>>1567715
Faggot

http://www.doperoms.com/roms/super_nintendo_snes/Mario%2520Master%25202%2520%2528SMW1%2520Hack%2529.zip.html/517250/Mario%20Master%202%20%28SMW1%20Hack%29.zip.html

Here's the ROM, if anyone wants to try it on their own emulator. Savestates is for the weak, tho.

Are you a bad enough dude /vr/?

>>1567760
OH SHIT

This game's not even that hard. The first level killed me a few times, but it's nothing impossible.

However, this particular ROM hacker has some horrible habits. Namely shoving so much shit on screen at once that it causes the game to slowdown. Especially with those damn Chargin' Chucks.

>>1567772
Yeah, Yellow Switch Palace was overkill.
Jesus Christ.

>>1567772
>shoving so much shit on screen at once that it causes the game to slowdown

It's a known fact that the SNES didn't have BLAST PROCESSING.

>>1567805
That doesn't really have anything to do with knowing not to shove 8 Chargin' Chucks on screen at once. Slowdown aside, it's also not good level design.

>>1567652
Yellow Switch Palace is fucking terrible. Green goblin jumping footballers everywhere. Game slows to a crawl so you can time your movements carefully but it's so terrible with 12-20 of them on the screen.

>>1567410
>mfw I saw this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNUfk3R157U

>>1567813
The Genesis would've been able to handle twice that and not drop a single frame. Complaining about slowdown in SNES games is like criticizing a midget for being short.

>>1569657
The genesis was rife with slowdown in tons of games. It's if the devs took advantage of that extra processing speed and the ability to buffer things ahead of time.

When you didn't, you got...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hXvr-9Al2w

(compared to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPib1mGgmzY )

>>1569582
I want a slice of life anime of AVGN and NC being roommates and complaining about shitty games and old TV shows all the time.

>>1569657
You just had to start that old fucking arguement again, didn't you?

>>1569692
>using the shitty outsourced Megaman compilation as an example

If Capcom had developed it themselves it would have had zero slowdown. Also, the slowdown in The Wily Wars is eliminated on overclocked Megadrive units.

>>1569919
Yeah, no shit Sherlock. Did you know that if you overclock a console it runs FASTER? OOOOOO.

>>1569923
But overclocking a SNES doesn't make Mario World run faster, you fucking retard.

>>1569929
But it does. Are you literally retarded? Higher clock speeds will make any game run faster, you dumb fuck.

>>1569923
Seems like you're a dolt. The problem with Wily Wars isn't Megadrive hardware limitation, but bloated, awful programming. The point was a faster CPU can handle running TWW fine because it was developed on faster hardware, then scaled down to run on average MD units. On games that are actually made in hand-crafted 68K ASM by non-retards, there is no slowdown (Sonic 3 & Knuckles).

Next time try not to cherry-pick and accept the SEGAssimilation, Nintenyearold.

>>1569946
>SEGAssimiliation.
>Nintenyearold

Not even that guy, but
>>>/v/

>>1569940
Not if the game isn't programmed to scale with the higher clock speed like SMW. Holy shit, you are literally fucking stupid. Go read a book.

>>1569949
>le redirection maymay
fuck off with that shit already, cancer

>>1569957
It's not a meme, it's just that that kind of juvenile terms don't really belong here. The bit wars are fucking over, didn't you faggots get the memo? Nowadays it all boils down to opinions and preferences. Yeah, the Genesis has a much faster processor than the Super Nintendo, but in the end all that matters is how much effort programmers put in their games.

Go eat a dick.

>>1569971
>>1569957
>>1569946
>>1569940
>>1569929
>>1569923
You're all being so mean to each other

stop being mean

>>1570003
This kind of thing is extremely common in /vr/. Some people are having a normal thread then some Sega tard comes in and rants about how his precious console didn't lag.

Sure, the opposite is also true (Nintendo tards are also fucking obnoxious) but I get the impression the Sega fags are more vocal. Maybe I'm just biased, who gives a shit.

>>1569940
Most 8 and 16 bit games are synchronized to the vertical retrace and overclock just fine.

>>1569971
>The bit wars are fucking over, didn't you faggots get the memo?
They didn't get one because it was never sent out to those who need it the most. Sadly, some people need it in writing to get the hint.

in other news
>IT'S BEEN ONE OF THOSE DAYS

>>1569971
But /vr/ was made so we could simulate the console wars of the '90s.

What kind of dumbass thinks it's smart to map the run button above and o the right of the jump button? Fucker's giving me arthritis.

>>1570060
>there are tons of videos games spanning across multiple consoles
>choosing one and complaining about all the other ones when you play all of them at your own leisure

ITT: Butthurt Segafags baiting because they didn't have a single good platform game for their shitty console.

>inb4 B-B-BUT MUH SONIC

>>1571239

But we had Ristar and Rocket Knight Adventures and Revenge of Shinobi.

>>1569692

That's just bad developers. Capcom wasn't good with the Genesis.

The fact is, if you had a competent developer design an identical game for both Genesis and SNES? The Genesis would be able to go faster.

This emulator sucks, as does the retarded control setup.

Can someone explain why a thread about a ROMhack turned into a retarded console war over two dead systems?

Take that shit elsewhere.

>>1567805
>>1569657

This guy here. What I was intending on saying was how stupid it is to complain about slowdown in fucking SNES games, when the console had a reputation of having slowdown prone games. Hell, the only games that are free of slowdown on the SNES were RPGs and other games that required next to no active computations (such as moving enemies). RPGs needed heavy passive computations, to calculate damages and for those "ooh impressive" mode 7 effects.

>>1569582
What. The. Fuck.

>>1571257
But those aren't any good.

>>1571301
>What I was intending on saying was how stupid it is to complain about slowdown in fucking SNES games

That's kind of irrelevant when we're not dealing with an actual SNES game (but a ROMhack) that was developed by someone who should have had that shit in mind when he designed the stages.

Have you played the hack? Because he shoves a ridiculous amount of enemies on the screen at once, more than you ever saw during the actual game of SMW and way more that's even necessary for good stage design.

>>1571460
Yet Mario, Yoshi, Kirby and Metroid are?

Give me a break, Nintenyearold. Go acquire some actual taste in games. Once you go SEGA, you can never go back.

>>1571669
>Actual taste in games
>SEGA

>>1571705
Ironic, coming from a probable Nintendo fan.

>>1571669

>playing a console instead of a home computer

You're both children.

50 times the games, 50 times the fun. It's mostly thinking adult's games like text adventures, but if you want to play those kiddie arcade ports we have those too.

>>1571239
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>>1571669
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>>1571898
how fucking retarded are you people??

i'm expecting 3 digit numbers, come on let's go.. this shouldn't take long

>>1571968
But computers are only spreadsheet machines.

Perhaps you should mosey on back here
>>>/g/

>>1571669
>thinking Kirby or Metroid games are bad
>having actual taste
Choose one, shitlord

>>1572006
This is the part where he doesn't respond to any questions

It would make my day if I could see one console war baby actually explain themselves and admit defeat

>>1572006
Both of those are baby-tier platformers. If Metroid didn't become braindead easy halfway through the game because of all the upgrades it throws at you, it would be okay. Kirby is just boring and lame though. Infinite flying in a platformer? Really?

>>1572013
Same shitty attitude, same shitty argument. Why do you come here, at all?

You have two perfectly healthy feet that you could walk out of the board with but you prefer being pushed out. Why is that? You're crying about people enjoying things that you don't. It's immature.

If you want to talk, play a bunch of different stuff and be open-minded. If you can't do that, then lurk. It's simple.