/vr/ - Retro Games

I dont remember that.

>>1441737
Shit was censored in america because think of the childrens.

I don't remember my first video game fap, but my first cartoon fap was Misty from Pokemon.

Back To The /v/

boners the game

Played it again a few years ago and it's amusingly horrible and cheap-looking.

>sweep kick
>try to pause it on her ass

>>1441740
Misty in the manga was just unreal. My dick was forever diamonds.

Leisure Suit Larry 7.

Strip Poker on the C64. There are several versions and I can't remember which it was.

>>1441731
This hot piece of ass.

>>1441759
oh ill fuckin come to you baby

I-I was very confused.

>>1441764
Indeed you are.

>>1441747

I loved Taki in Soul Calibur II for Nintendo Gamecube.

>>1441748

You got a Youtube video of that?

>>1441764

It's ok, Cloud is awesome. You are awesome.
>>1441754

Never played that game as a kid, but I'd bet I'd do the same thing if I did.

>>1441752
She was also censored to hell and back in the manga.

>>1441801
A whole hell of a lot was censored, Misty is just one example.

Tao's bikini in the first Shining Force. Was only a 40x40 sprite, but the mind is a wonderful thing and was more than happy to expand further on that mental image. Disappointed that she didn't get a bikini in battle, that's one of the few things the remake did right.

>>1441825
MUH DICK

>>1441825

Fun fact, the guy who did this manga also made such classics as Anal Justice and Anal Angel, and even did a short doujin starring Jess and James (who actually got married and pregnant in his manga).

>>1441840
The evil blue chick from Shining Wisdom

>>1441852
He should have made a doujin with Misty.

She gave me so much boners.

>>1441761

ditto. It was II or III we had had running on crappy low-res CRTs in school. Will carry their bodies to my grave. A friend figured out how to rename the picture files so the girls started naked and put their clothes on as they lost.

>>1441847
>>1441852
>Jesse

Muh dick indeed.

>>1441825
I wonder what was going through the redrawer's head when they censored this.

>>1441797
I wonder for how much people she's the first fap. for me she wasn't the first, but the most important for sure. strange how I got into to the game for Felicia but ended up fapping to to Morrigan for like 15 years
>>1441856
I find today's designs less sexually suggestive. guess that this define me as old fart, eh

Thinking back... I think it was Ayla. This picture in specific.

>>1441884
>2014: savage girl stereotype is completely extinct
fuck

>>1441870
Probobly fapping

>your first vidya fap

>>1441884
Same guy here. I think my next one had to be this little gem. Again, I think it was this pic...

Come at me.

>>1441825
The hot spring scene was also censored as tits, both in the japanese and american editions.

Nude Manga Misty on her fully exposed glory.

(The hot spring contails evolving rock particles, so she's splashing her tits to make them "evolve" some more.)

Pokemon..Sailor Moon... what else has been censored?

>>1441909
What hasn't?

>>1441891
I love Morrigan, and I love this picture.

>>1441797
Great picture. What game did this come from?

>>1441906
I love this picture too. I remember my friend having one of the original Pokemon trading cards from Japan, and it had Misty naked. I included the pic. It's less graphic than I remember.

>>1441906
Have any more of these censored/not censored comparisons?

>>1441936
Get a few things reversed there?

>>1441891
Is from Lunar 2: Eternal Blue; that's a part from the original Sega CD version.

>>1441938

>>1441951

I did. My mistake. Hopefully everybody else realizes how it's supposed to be.

>>1441938
.There's the nect page when Misty is shown completely naked and then running away (even the japanese version added a towel) but I have no idea of where to find THAT pic.

>>1441952
Dem old Japanese ROM games mang

>>1441968

What Japanese ROM games are you talking about? Please link them.

>>1441972
There are... many, far too many for me to bother listing.

>>1441968
What does ROM mean in this context? Read only memory doesn't apply since they used floppy disks. It can't be the genre since True Love is a dating sim while Ponyon appears to be a puzzle game.
http://mercenaryforce.web.fc2.com/pc9801/pc98/01531.html

>>1441990
NEC PC 9801 ROMs
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:NEC_PC-9801_games

>http://www.giantbomb.com/nec-pc-9801/3045-112/games/

Clair in general popped many of my boners back in the 90's.

>>1441965
Do you know the name of the manga?

>>1441731
on Super Street Fighter 2 for the Genesis you could pause the game if you did a CPU vs CPU match

So chun li and cammie

Buckets

>>1442025

I almost still could to this

>>1442031
so can we just agree right now that as far as pixels go, the hottest sprite ever was Chun Li from Street Fighter 3 Third Strike?

Street Fighter 2 and Alpha she looked good but when I saw Third Strike I was like WHAT

>>1441754

>>1442007
They're not ROM, only the CD-ROM and build in stuff like the kanji rom are.
Collection of disk images and raw data:
https://archive.org/details/pc98-maker-betsu-tsumeawase

>>1442038

>>1442007
What game is that?

>>1442038
I'mma go with shiranui mai.

>>1441825
I had this manga

I still have it. Somewhere.

I can't remember if it was censored or not. But yeah, Misty was hot as fuck.

> dat bathing scene

So much boners

>>1441852
They didn't censored the cameltoe innuendo, lel

>>1441906
Is she tit fucking the air?

>>1442049
she's a close second in my book

Metal and Lace 2 was the best fighting game ever made and is also an H-game with gross censored nude scenes.

>>1442040
>>1442039

Great pictures.

No pants, man.

>>1442059
Is this from Metroid 2?

>>1442082
I loved cammy too but she just didn't have dem thighs and she didn't seem to get as many awesome poses as chun li

>>1442068
2lewd

>>1442082

Reminds me of awesome Cammy cosplay by Raychul Moore.

>>1442089
Yes

>>1442051
Try Google

>>1441953

>>1442098
Can't reverse image search won't work from my tablet, my computer broke so I've been browsing using a kindle fire

>>1442093

>>1442152

Jailbait

>>1442152
What is Alisa-chan up to?

>>1442162
no she wasn't

>>1442179
Prove it.

>>>/s/
>>>/e/

If you wanna post this sexist bullshit there are other boards for it.

>>1442142
This is killing me I gotta know what that game is

>>1442194
fuck off back to tumblr

>>1442193

Virgin Angel

>>1442193
i got it nevermind, it's called Virgin Angel

>>1442220
sorry dude,i feel like a real asshole now sorry for that

>>1442007
I'd Love to play this in english, i can't read moon

>>1442093
>>1442152
>>1442179
Gross.

>>1442097
Not quite.

http://2dwillneverdie.com/

>>1441840
Technically it's 24x24, since sprites were built from 8*8 tiles. Plus the gif was resized.

>>1442196
okay, /v/

This game!

Naked fairies in Heimdal

Fate Gates of Dawn, not that anyone remembers this game

>>1441754

Hahaha a friend of mine did this all the time

>>1443537
what game ?

>>1442087
>not a combat idle animation
half of charm's gone

I can't remember what magazine it was, but there was a Mortal Kombat II hand drawn picture in the front and I used to Masturbate to Kitana every chance I got. I used to think "man, I think I'm going to be unfaithful to Kitana for this other picture once" and rampaged through magazines looking for fappable material up until we got internet installed.

I'm not gonna lie, I jerked it to Rinoa an embarrassing number of times.

Oh, and Tiffany's team-up technique performed on Kyoko in Rival Schools.

>>1441902

>Centurion: Defender of Rome

My melanin-enhanced brethren

Turtles tournament fighters
Aska doing the butt move

My first vidya fap was Cammy. I just couldn't stop staring at dat ass, even as a very young child.

>>1441752
Which manga? Pokemon has had many.

>>1441774
I remember 10 years ago when she was known as one of the hottest game characters.

I am too young to have retro fapped, but the first time I ever fapped to retro was when browsing the free games on GoG. Oh Savage Empire, you so titstastic.

She has an attack where she repeatedly launches her boobs at you.

Good ol Barry Burton

An erotic text adventure named SafeSex.

>>1443540
I'd say it's not so much that people don't remember or know about it.
It's that almost no one has actually played it, and even less people finished it.

It's one of those games where everyone says: hey this game sounds awesome!, this game has tits!, it's really fucking huge and has tons of features!
and then it gets added to "the list" of games that you want to play but never actually bother.

>>1447668
fag

>>1447953
>implying you've never thought about burying yourself in Barry

>>1441825
>Dat Underboob an ass
Muh dick !!!

>>1447976
I can tell you with a straight face that I haven't.

>>1447925
Is there a reason not to play the German original?

>>1447668
Chris is cuter.

>>1447953
Woah stating the obvious there buddy!.

>>1448245
Hetro

>>1442039
ridiculous

Probably this. I never ever fapped for anthro anything but Rouge. I don't even like Sonic that much, I only played the first game years ago.

Wh..what was it she was going to give me?

Flea is best girl.

>>1449549
>girl

>>1449559

Pretty sure I licked Chun Li's boob on the TV screen at least once.

You wouldn't put a slave crown on her would you /vr/?

>>1443537
what's that game?

>>1449671
lorna.

mmm..

>>1449565
On a CRT TV? Damn son, sounds cancerous.

My first vidya related fap was either to the strippers in Duke 3D or Chun Li in the SF2 Animated Movie. That shower scene and the fight following was GOAT. Vid related.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggPU8L_4E1o

>>1449565
On a CRT TV? Damn son, sounds cancerous.

My first vidya related fap was either to the strippers in Duke 3D or Chun Li in the SF2 Animated Movie. That shower scene and the fight following was GOAT. Vid related.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggPU8L_4E1o

>>1452135
oh shit, or maybe this >>1441753
I fapped to LSL7 a LOT. Still could actually.

>>1452135
That shower scene is legendary.

We'll never get official nudes from Capcom again I guess.

Still have a thing for Squall.

>>1452710
ha! romance in BG2 you get to sex her...

I blame Breath of Fire 2 for some of my stranger fetishes.

>>1452640

Who is she?

Where is she from?

>>1453725
Rydia from Final Fantasy IV

>>1453725
Rydia FF4

I revoke your /vr membership whit that question

>>1441731

Medusa's track in Super Castlevania. Still can't believe I saw that as a kid.

>>1449663
Of course I would!
Simultaneously gave me a liking for broken birds, odd colorings, and mind control.

>>1453738
To be perfectly fair to him, she really doesn't look anything like that in the actual game.

>>1441825
God

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

I'd have beat my meat raw to stuff like that.

All I need.

>>1452101

The best part of MGS4... well really the ONLY part I liked, was seeing high definition Meryl.

Still looks better in her codec form.

i later found the nude version for mugem, that was a good day

C64 porn games.

The graphics were so crude but it didn't matter because young horny faps.

>>1454826
Will you give any titles?

>>1454846
>ding ding dunkelelf :DDD

Puberty was a difficult time.

>>1454834
Not that guy but I recall Sex Games 2 being crudely funny but not that much good for fap-fodder.
There were some nice strip poker games that fired up my young imagination and I remember having a disc with "Playboy" hand written on the label that would play a slide show of 10 or so monochrome x-rated pics very similar to this SFW c64image.

I used to fap to Princess Toadstool in Super Mario Bros. 2.

I was aroused by the way she would shake her ass when you climbed the vines.

True story.

>>1441779
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFXYycCi108

It's just a business game. Surprising low fappability but I guess teen us had better imaginations.

>>1446445
Scipio's Defense: The game.

Seriously, every bloody battle won using that damn tactic. Damn good game, tho.

>masturbating to a pixelated sprite

>>1455437
>not masturbating to a non pixelated sprite

>>1454867
It would have been easier on me if I didn't live in the south.

I cried after I jacked off to Sora in KH1 for the first time.

>>1441738
>child sees one fictional character's panty

think of the permanent long-term psychological damage and mind scarring

>>1441863
Holy shit that's retarded.

>>1441902
What game is this

I want to conquer the SHIT out of her

>>1452135
>that movie

Fuuuck. They actually show her naked.

It was the best SF movie too. Those fights...

>>1455437
>implying porn wasn't pixelated back then

>>1455736
I'll never get this. If people didn't make a big deal about it, then kids would never realize it was even a bad thing. Hell, I used to watch Looney Tunes all the time, and never once did I get the impression that shooting someone point-blank with a hunting shotgun was a good idea. Nor did I ever catch the joke Bugs once made about having a bad hangover (at least not until I saw that episode again as an adult).

I swear, parents and caregivers make inappropriate material in kid's stuff worse by pointing it out and making a spectacle out of it.

>>1455743
see
>>1446445

>>1455774

Parents just don't want to admit it's their own fault. Simple as that.

>>1441902
So, which of those choices ends with you making sweet love to Cleopatra?

not /vr/, but pit in SSBB.
>2008 was 6 years ago
>I was 13~14
~2 months later the homo flower had completely bloomed.

>>1455531
Wow guys, this is a fap thread. Not a baggage thread.

>>1455731
>Tifas tits unblurred
Hah.

>>1441731

>>1455894
Nah, it's fine. I got over it. Sora is too scrawny for me now. I jack off to Uncle Dante, Little mac, Xaldin, and Bowser now.

>>1456378
Did you post in the right thread?

Because if you did.

Man...

;_;

>>1456381
Not even the weirdest thing i've jerked to.

Oldfag reporting.

>>1455824
Oh man, as a girl, I so fucking want Pit. Uprising made me want him even more.

when i first saw her i...

....turned to stone

>>1452167
...are you NCS?

>>1455764
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTeFELGlbdA

>all this GOATness

Maybe not the first, but definitely the first I remember.

>>1456581
lol. ryu and ken were totally gay for each other in that movie. hilarious.

one thing that really bothered me about SF2TAM was at the end in the fight against Bison - he decides to 'fight them on their own level.' So he decides to make himself suck so they have a chance and then they beat him. I mean... come on? Apart from that, great movie. The last fight was still awesome to watch though.

>>1456584
>that dark sking
>that thrusting snake body
Wow, I'd totally fap to that even now.

>>1449565
Blanka is my hero.

>>1456586
>ryu and ken were totally gay for each other in that movie
So this is canon right?

>>1456618
Swiggidy swoody, I'm comin' fo' dat booty.

>>1453738
Some of us always thought JRPGs were boring.

not in-game but still

>>1455915
>Bowser
oh yes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaBEDZROiqg

>>1457081
You mean casuals with short attention spans.

>>1458041

>>1458985
>implying RPGs require skill
top kek

>>1459119
Go play Wizardry. If you've got a DS, go play Etrian Odyssey.

>>1459141
wizardry doesnt require skill either it just requires knowledge of what to do, You can tell someone how to play it and they can succeed. You can tell someone how to play super mario but that isnt going to help because they still have to have proper timing and reactions.

Kary/Marilith from the first Final Fantasy. Thank you for introducing me to the wonderful world of monster girls, even if your face was all pixelated and I could only really make out your tits...then again, being the hormonal kid I was, tits was pretty much enough.

>>1458985
that was uncalled for

>>1459274
Knowing what to do is a part of skill. Being able to discern what is needed is a skill. But it seems you're only into reflex centric games, so I guess I should save my breath.

>>1448497
Her and Amy were one of my first. It also introduced me into the wide world of furry

>>1461675
how the fuck does that give you an erection? Might as well just put the gun in your mouth right now

>>1449693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taUqoMv5_UI

erotic

>>1461675
>masturbating to a pixelated hedgehog sprite

>>1461834
>being from /v/
>being so beta you need a consensus of mouthbreathers to tell you what is and what isn't okay to fap to

My sides are bursting

>>1461931
>masturbating to whatever you want
It easily goes from little purple hedgehogs to dead children, sicko

>there are grown adults browsing /vr/ RIGHT NOW who fap to furry shit

>>1441731
>>your first vidya fap

Never had one. Weirdos.

>>1462008
>there are grown adults in the world who care about other people's sexual deviances

>>1461962

Still trying to see any problem on this.

>>1462017
It's /v/irgin bullshit. Better to simply report it than give the subhuman any attention.

>>1462013
So you admit you're a sexual deviant.

>>1462027
Welcome to 4chan.

Though I gotta admit licking the TV is where I draw the line

>>1462024

You mean the furtrash?

Demon titties.

I never masturbated to videogames, I imagine that nowadays it has become possible for normal people to do that, because graphics have become so realistic that it isn't very different from fapping to a famous actress.

>>1462048

Damn it, Blizzard.

>>1462027
Yes. Not a furry though.

>>1462054
I never noticed that you could see the nipples on Succubi because I was busy fighting them. I did however take a good look at the Rogue's ass.

>>1462024
>get busted for being a fucking crazy bastard who probably faps to amputee scap CP
>HURRR DURRR HE A SUBHUMEN, LOL

And yet you call ME a subhuman?

>>1462091

Even King Hippo?

>>1462095
le chubby chaser

>>1462084
no, actually, what were they supposed to do ?
Whatever it was, how can they let this without thinking "lol, they do blowjobs".

>>1458108

> Dem cutscenes

Playing this game was a gateway to the manga for me. And in turn, develop a little crush on the Major.

Too bad the dude went bat-shit, I wouldn't mind seeing him bringing back GitS.

>>1462051
Eroge have been strong since the mid to late 80s and didn't look realistic save for the ones that used digitized photographies.
Shit like Custer's Revenge or Beatem & Eatem is even older and primitive.

>>1442089

>>1442089
>>1442097
No.

>>1459409
>muscular legs attached to snake body
holy shit i never saw those before

>>1442039
Which Xmen is this?
I know its Psylocke but which Xmen game in particular?

>>1465321
that's an edited sprite

but take your pic. it was originally in Children of the Atom but also reused in Marvel Super Heroes and MvC2.

This thread is too long not to have her in it yet.

>>1441887
>that tactical word bubble placement
hue

>>1441752
>My dick was forever diamonds
That's a medical condition called Priapism, and you should go see a doctor asap.

>>1441936
>mfw my friend had this card

No one?

the japanese box art has a cool pic too, but pic related caught my attention big time as a kid

Still do this more often than I'd like to admit

>look in thread
>lots of chicks
>some are pretty hot
>one or two monster/cat girls
>suddenly
>dudes
>furries
>this >>1456515
what the fuck

>>1466252
>guys why do people have differing sexuality

>>1466273

Being aa furry isn't a sexuality.

>>1466292
I should've put fetish there too, but whatever.

>>1466273
>>1466294
>ladies
aight
>gents
aight
>and that's how I became a gay furry
STAHP

I would always. just imagine Maki was not wearing underwear.

>>1466947
oh never mind you're from /v/

Into the trash it goes!

This game killed two birds with one stone. It was my first vidya boner and fap.

>>1471356

>>1474686
Being in advertising would have been a fucking cakewalk in the 90s, you just slap a naked chick on it and collect your paycheck.

Since porn went mainstream you can't do that shit anymore- kids can see better stuff online. It only works when, as in our childhood, you had literally nothing else to fap to, so images like that were like the holy grail of sex

>>1474919
>Since porn went mainstream you can't do that shit anymore

lol no

You would not believe the number of people who still go to see a movie just because a hot woman is in it.

Granted, hot men and women in movies aren't bad. I like looking at a fine woman myself. But they're supposed to be the frosting, not the cake.

>>1474927
Yeah but let me put it to you this way, if your little brother saw that Saturn ad, would he cherish it and hide it under his bed like we used to do? Or would he just good "pron" online and fap his little dick off?

>>1474934

Fair point. I can't see people jerking it to JC Penny catalogs like I used to.

>>1474934
*google

>>1474935
Yeah same. I remember hiding an old Style magazine that had some slightly risqué shots of Heidi Klum in it. It was under my bed for fucking years.

I can't see boys today bothering with it

I wish I had some sort of excuse but I don't

>>1474919
>>1474934
>>1474935
Honestly, those magazines were hotter than porn. Tease is everything unless you have a shit imagination.

Although now, people are too afraid to make girls simply sexy anymore and most modern heroines look butch or like they came from a gay fashion designer.

Fuck puberty.

>>1475032
explain pls

>>1467290
Are you me? I was 13 when the game came out. I remember carefully printing out this image and the huge boner I had when I cut around the boob. I fapped to it too many times to image.

Also, when I was 11 or 12, I fapped a million times to a DoA2 cover of defunct magazine, Gamer's Republic.

Secret girl is best girl.

>>1465304
my nigga
bow to your queen

Quest for Glory gave me so many boners.

Actually kind of surprised she hasn't been mentioned yet.

Dat fatality...

>>1442187
You're the one who made the positive claim; it's your responsibility to prove it. Null hypothesis and all that.

Not even joking.

>>1467290
Meryl?!

>>1456584
That's some fine /d/ stuff anon.

>>1477323
What game?

>>1477574
Words Worth 98

This was used in a Game Informer preview before the game was cancelled. Late bloomer to this kinda thing.

>>1441852

oh shit, THAT fucking guy

>>1477779
>Tonari_no_Bravo

fuck you

I don't have a story of my own, but my dad did once tell me how he walked in on his roommate jerking it to one of those Atari porn games

>>1477861
People seriously fapped to that pixelated shit? Dayum.

>>1477892
Sometimes you have to make do with what you have.

>Sears catalog

>>1477895

Still, there comes a point where it's just not worth it. I could just as well use my imagination at that point - actually, I'd put imagination above those Atari porn games. At least that looks like something reasonably fappable most of the time (except when your mind wanders where it shouldn't).

>>1477981
>except when your mind wanders where it shouldn't

Or when someone wanders in where they shouldn't when you forget to lock the door.

>GRANDMA!

No FF8 shiva?

>technically-nude-but-still-gets-past-the-censors ice fairy
>oh, and the rumble activates when I play your cutscene?
>really?
>you win this time, puberty

Vagrant Story.

Look at Melrose's ass.

Fucking...look at it.

>>1478006
dat ice bush

>>1478030
dat blonde bush

>>1478016

>Melrose

>>1478016
Holy hell I hated that game. Buying this game was a life-changing experience for me, where I first realized that even Squaresoft was capable of doing wrong.
That is a fine ass, though

>>1478006
maybe not first but definitively fap, indeed

>>1478081
>Vagrant Story
>bad

Good thing wrong opinions don't matter.

>>1478081
Aww, you didn't learn how to play it properly, did you.

>>1478039

Holy shit, how'd I not notice that?

>>1479389
I'm kind of surprised that made it into the final game, to be honest.

>Playing through the entire cup just to see that 1sec upskirt when they flash the camera past her.

God, I hate myself and all of you for having this brought up again

>>1478497
"Play it properly" meaning ignore the weapon affinities and get good at chaining. In which case I might as well play a real rhythm game.

>>1479584
>ignoring affinities

It's like you're asking to get assraped in the second act. No, stupid, you make good forging choices, learn buffs and debuffs and learn break arts. If all you're doing is chaining your weapon will break in ten minutes.

>>1479570

Isabelle (the blond one) is the only remotely attractive one there. Besides Cras of course.

>>1479630

Crash*

>>1479570
Those eyes are totally creepy, man.

all I had was a fucking NES, and no saxy games, so never fapped to games

>>1442038
nigga, that would be Angel from KoF 2002
I know it's not retro, but come on

>>1479586
It's more fun played 100% Risk all the time. Managing affinities is too fucking annoying with the slow menu system.

>>1479637
>I know it's not retro, but come on
Actually it is because it came out on the Neo Geo.

>>1479719
technically, board rules say "before 2000 is retro2 or something

>>1480065
Its based on platform release date. Neo-Geo was released in the very early 90s.

>>1480065
That's console release, not game release.

This is like saying you can't discuss FIFA Soccer 2005, despite the fact it was a PS1 release.

>>1475447
Brutal Paws of Fury.

>>1441731
Cheetah (Justice League Task Force)

>>1477895
yeah but this was his college roommate. a grown ass man jerking it to Atari when there was a porno shop about 2 blocks away and it's not as he was to embarrassed to go in to the shop to buy real porn because that's where he got the game in the first place.

>>1477195
Muh nigguh.
Came to see if somebody had already posted her.
There was a time in my life I couldn't play KI:Gold without poppin' a boner

>>1441852
Oh god, I loved those. I fapped to them when I was first coming to terms that I love dick.

Diablo 1 - Succubus

>>1441731
Larry 6.

>>1455736
Yet I can walk past the womens clothing isle in any department store and see underwear on mannequins and and with underwear models on the packages.

>>1441884
If I was chrono I would have tapped that. Then hooked up with marle. Years later when my child is born mentally retarded I will look back and know I just married my great, great, great, great....great granddaughter.

>>1442062
She is letting the watter from the spring splash on them.

>>1455824
>>1456526
technically Kid Icarus is a retro franchise, so you're both good

Space Magic Lesbians Gotta Kill Each Other for Love the Game.

This game-- Evil Zone-- and Sailor Moon were fucking catnip for future twenty-something fatty weaboo lesbians of America.

>>1477492
>The Hero this Thread Deserves

Rapidly clicking to repeat a belching wav from Broderbund's Math Workshop

I thought a thread like this would be /v/ tier but it's surprisingly a civil discussion

>>1441759
indeed

>>1483185
>height 6'

Boner kill

>>1483189
>what are thigh high heels

>>1483197
You don't include people's clothing in their physical measurements, anon.

>>1483206
You don't know women, anon. The only time clothing does not count into a woman's measurements is when a scale is involved.

Foxy's pretty hot.
Don't look at me like that.

>>1483253
So I'm 5'10" when I'm wearing six inch heels? Can I put that on my driver's license?

The Super Castlevania IV Medusa.

>>1483264
Can you wear 6 inch heels for 2 hours while standing in line at the DMV?

>>1483875
And what's the deal with airline food?

>>1479630
i like the one with the light blue hair

Metal and Lace

Nobody has mentioned this yet? Really?

>>1484125
Is that a cyborg Chun-li?
I'd play it

>>1484132
Most of 4chan is too casual to even see that.

Those bazooms, man.

>>1483264
Probably. No one ever measured my height at the DMV. I just filled it in on the form.

>>1484068
God, that game was the epitome of the weirdness of computer gaming in the nineties. Like...damn.

>>1462084

its a fuckin dick sucking marathon !!!!!!

>>1442040
>Playing PC version
>Realize all the cutscenes are stored as simple AVIs in one of the game folders
>Find this one
>Play it for hours fucking mesmerized by those gigantic tits

Those were the days... Also probably why I have a giant tits fetish today.

>>1477195
>Huge titties with erect nipples in a skin tight latex suit
>This was seen as normal and okay

I miss the 90's

>>1477895
Another scorcher

>>1485032
I'll call now.

>>1484332
You've piqued my curiosity, what game is that?

>>1485839
Dark Earth. A game I played when I was about 11. Pre-rendered backgrounds with 3d model people walking around.

A friend of mine who is not a furry once confessed to me he used to fap to Frog from CT because he flexed a huge bicep as his victory pose.
Why he would tell me about his faggot-tastes I've no idea.
I've never had one off the wrist to vidya, though.

>>1486339
I will never be able to watch that flexing animation the same way again. Wow.

Not exactly a fap, but yes a boner.

>>1474935
Did the same as a toddler. Cut out the models from JCPenny catalogs. Notsure why they say Victoria's Secret catalog is good.

>>1477195
I actually got boners from her. Was hoping Club Nintendo would do a nude model of her as a teen lol.

>>1486475
There's tons of stuff on here at Deviantart. She's got a big fan following

>>1448264

Well if you can't read German. It's hard to play a big RPG where you can't understand the words and it's probably not worth the time to learn a new language just so you can ogle some 16-bit boobies.

I got some mini players guide for Battle Arena Toshinden from either EGM or Gamepro that had both these images of Sophia in it. I used to keep it under my bed, but looking back that was a dead giveaway of my intentions with it.

The burger succubus, not Mew.

The bromides in Lunar were essentially porn.

>>1486836
I remember taking the sticker bromides from the strategy guide and putting them on my agenda in junior high.

And I wondered why I lost most of my friends.

This is the kind of stuff that gets us made fun of, guys.

>>1441738
Removing the panties had the opposite effect for me. For the longest time, I thought she wasn't wearing any underwear at all (i.e. bare pussy).

They clearly didn't think this through.

>>1486909
I...also still have it.

>>1458985
lol "casuals?" JRPGs are widely considered trash amongst retro enthusiast for their comatose game design (paraphrased from icycalm)

I will never play a JRPG.

>>1447668
I hear the guy in the RE intro saying BARRY BURTON in my head everytime I see something related to Barry. Am I the only one?

Video related (at around 3:25)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtW5h1SXDzc

>>1449663
Esper Terra in Dissidia was glorious. I have to say between her and all the other females, that game had the best character viewer ever.

>>1482705
And look at all these Victoria's Secret commercials they air on TV these days at all hours of the day. They make no bones about sexualizing these women and their undergarments. But that's okay because double standards and all.

>>1461675
Not a fan of furry, but I'm not ashamed to say I've jacked to a few Amy pics.

>>1484210
Is that a butt crack I see?

>>1475394
Is it just me or has Cammy gotten uglier over the years? Her original look is perfection, to me.

>>1477158
Muh nigga. Tifa is overrated.

>>1486948
hi icycalm

>>1448835
The clap.

>>1487012
Not a plushy?

>>1486339
>not a furry
>Frog
Correct. Frogs do not have fur.

>>1486339
I fapped to this post. 'Twas excellent.

>>1487012
>Frogs do not have fur.
Check again.

>>1486990
Thats just a line from her spine.