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1425215 No.1425215[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

This is just a /vr/ version of the classic Marry-Fuck-Kill i just thought of. Let's see what you guys choose.

>> No.1425223

Collect: PSone
Emulate (in this case chip the console): Saturn
Obliterate: N64

>> No.1425224

>>1425215
I would fuck the Sega Saturn, marry it out of necessity and then kill it. In fact, that would be very historically accurate indeed.

>> No.1425234

Collect N64 (N64 emulation is shit, library is small, gotta use that controller)
Emulate Playstation
Kill Saturn (No games I care about)

>> No.1425271

Collect: PSX
Emulate: N64
Kill: Jaguar
Fuck: Saturn
Ignore-any-advances: 3DO

>> No.1425296

>>1425215
But that's the 5th gen you buttfuck.

Emulate PS1, kill the rest.

>> No.1425302

>>1425296
>not knowing about the alternate videogames generation timeline
>being this much of an entry level pleb

>> No.1425324

Collect: Saturn
Emulate: PS1 (dat pcsx-r high resolution)
Obliterate: N64

>> No.1425346

Emulate the 64 because you don't need the ISOs or deal burning backups and you can make any modern USB capable controller work for pretty much any N64 game. Anyone telling you otherwise is a mouth breather who probably never had to calibrate a 2 button joystick...

Shadows of the Empire is widely considered one of the more difficult games to get working with Emulation...I figured out how to do it in a matter of a few Google searches. Played the game without a single problem to completion over the course of an afternoon. It was actually better* than I remembered it.

FURTHERMORE- while analog stick on 64 controllers was awesome, and playing a game with a brand new controller was a sublime feeling.. the sticks themselves wear out fairly easily. Using a worn out 64 stick is one of the single worst things ever within the context of vidya.

Collect for PS1 as there were as many games for it made as there are grains of sand on earth...you're pretty much bound to find whatever it is your looking for.

Just Ignore the Saturn unless you're really fixated imports you'll have no clue how to understand (cuz moonspeak), it brings very little to the table in comparison to the PS1.

The Jaguar and 3DO are niche collectors (retards who like to waste money) items with little or no redeeming qualities and are even more irrelevant today as they were when they first came out.

>> No.1425375

Buy, modchip & play: PS1, Saturn
Kill: N64
Don't care about the rest
that's ho I roll

>> No.1425379

>>1425296
He didn't say it was 6th generation, he said it was the 6th gene. Maybe it is, who am I to argue genetics? Maybe he's a famous scientist.

>> No.1426646

>>1425215
Collect N64, because emulating it is ass.
Emulate Saturn.
Obliterate PSX. There's nothing on it I'd miss.

>> No.1426685

Collect N64, emulation is abysmal for most games I care about and I love having cartridges.

Emulate PSX, there's so few games I care about that I can live with shoddy emulation for some of them.

Obliterate Saturn, I can't think of a single Saturn game that I like or am interested in.

>> No.1426768

Obliterate the N64. The other two I could go either way on.

>> No.1426790

Collect: PSX (Final Fantasy VII Bitch!)
Emulate: N64 (Paper Mario on a mac=Hipster paradise)
Obliterate: Saturn (...Just fuck it)

>> No.1426798

>>1426790
get out fuckster

>> No.1426803

Collect Saturn best arcade ports and 2d shmups
Emulate PSX wide variety of awesome games on there
Obliterate N64 nothing I will miss on that baby box

>> No.1426806

Collect Saturn. Dem American boxes
Emulate N64. Most N64 games that are hard to emulate don't interest me anyways
Kill PS1. IMO a boring a console,and FFVII,FFVIII,and Metal Gear Solid all have pc ports.

>> No.1426807

>>1426803
>N64 baby box
>Collect Saturn

lol fag

>> No.1426809

Collect: PlayStation because I love the CD art a lot of the games as well as case inserts which give me even more to look at.

Emulate: Sega Saturn because it's a console I didn't get to play and emulation gives me immediate access to the games to see what I like and don't like.

Obliterate: Nintendo 64 because I can live without it.

>> No.1426813

>>1426807
lol underage

>> No.1426828

>>1426813

lol counterb8

>> No.1426831

>>1426828
n64 is the worst 5th gen console.

>> No.1426835

>>1425215
Collect: N64
Emulate: PSone
Obliterate: Shiturn

>> No.1426849

Collect: PSX
Emulate: Saturn (one day it'll be really good)
Obliterate: N64

I will miss Ogre Battle 64, I admit.

>> No.1426923
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1426923

If you obliterated the Saturn, you better check this chart out and weep bitter tears of regret.

>> No.1426979

Collect: Saturn (since they're much harder to find and emulation is sketchy at best for it)

Emulate: N64 (one day they'll perfect it)

Obliterate: PS1 (since you can play all its games on the PS2 and PS3, anyway, with rumors that PS1 emulation on the PS4 could be coming soon)

>> No.1426980

But I love them all. Can I be a polygamist?

>> No.1426990

>>1426980
You and me both.

>> No.1427019

Modchip Saturn
Emulate PS1
Collect N64
its the best way
>Saturn has stupid emulation but it's cool when modded
>PS1 can be emulated pretty easy
>N64 games can be found easy,also emulation sucks for it,Flashcart is a second option though

>> No.1427021

>Collect N64
>Emulate Saturn
>Kill PSOne and it shitty games that nobody cares about

>> No.1427026

Best system for shmups?

I'll collect that one.

Widest selection of games and easy to emulate?

Getting emulated.

The party wagon machine?

Burn it.

>> No.1427027

Collect Saturn
Emulate PS1
Obliterate N64

>> No.1427047
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1427047

>>1425215
>In my shit hole country ps1, n64 and saturn is overpriced.
Emulate all
Kill the sellers.

>> No.1427051

>>1427027
>Collect Saturn
Enjoy buying overpriced games or cheap game with 100% moonrunes

>> No.1427053

>>1427051
>moonrunes

Not a problem with the types of games a person would be buying from Japan anyway.

>> No.1427132

>>1426646
>PSX was its own thing in Japan, dude.

>> No.1427185

collect N64, dem colored consoles and controllers, plus 4 player multiplayer with a ton of good multiplayer games

emulate playstation cause way more games plus dualshock 3 is nearly identical to PS1 controllers, and works great on PC

obliterate saturn cause i've never played one

>> No.1427190

Collect 64
Emulate PS1
Obliterate Saturn

>> No.1427225
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1427225

>>1427132

>> No.1427228

>>1427225
>I'm mad because I can't read

>> No.1427231

Collect: N64
>dat controller
Emulate: PS1
>dat library
Obliterate: Saturn
>dat no games

>> No.1427240

>>1427225

>some moon relic nobody owns

The point is that a console official designated 'PSX' exists. At no point past early prototype development did Sony use the designation 'PSX' for the original PlayStation. The only reason people call the original PS a 'PSX' is because a few gaming magazines speculated on the new console before it was released and the people who read these articles never corrected their terminology after it was released.

>TL;DR People who say PSX are simply too fucking lazy to get it right.

>> No.1427245

>>1427240
the point is we all know the PSX exists in japan we just dont care junior

>> No.1427246

Collect Saturn
Obliterate PS1 and N64

>> No.1427250

Collect PS1
Emulate Saturn
Obliterate N64 (You ain't losing much)

>> No.1427251

>>1427245
I bet you call FF IV "FF II".

>> No.1427259

>>1427251
go to bed kid

>> No.1427263

>>1427259
>"I'll call him a kid! T-That'll teach him to correct me and my misnaming of things! Now where's that FF II cart..."

>> No.1427262

>>1427245
>the point is we all know the PSX exists in japan we just dont care junior

Thank you for confirming what I said.>>1427240
>People who say PSX are simply too fucking lazy to get it right.

Also
>junior
what is the deal with this board and accusations of being underage?

>> No.1427269

>>1427262
because everybody else was still calling it PSX while you were shitting yourself in diapers.

>>1427263
>trying this hard

>> No.1427271

>>1427245
But that's why it's dumb to call the Playstation the PSX. If you know an actual PSX already exists, that's reason enough to call the Playstation something else.

Like, I dunno, Playstation.

>> No.1427274

>>1427269
But that's still the incorrect name for it. Sony doesn't call it the PSX. Why the hell should anyone else? You don't hear anyone calling the Gamecube "Dolphin" or the Wii "Revolution" or the Wii U "Cafe" anymore because that's just not what they are called.

Yeah, ok, sure, at first when you've just been exposed to it. Fine. But it's been almost 20 years. There's no excuse for that.

>> No.1427279

I thought we told /vr/ long ago not to respond to shitposting anti-PSX kiddies.

>> No.1427276

>>1427271
>If you know an actual PSX already exists, that's reason enough to call the Playstation something else.

Whoa, WHOA.

Slow down.

That is WAYYYYY too logical for a board like /vr/.

We would much rather be pretentious hipsters with a super seekrit club who knowingly use incorrect terminology because that's what we called it when we were ten years old.

>> No.1427285

>>1427269
>because everybody else was still calling it PSX while you were shitting yourself in diapers.

Yeah, no.

I was about to start Junior year in HS when the first gulf war started.

>> No.1427289

>>1427279

>insisting on using the objectively correct name for a console
>shitposting

Fucking 4chan.

>> No.1427291

>>1427289
>objectively

You aren't helping your case of "I'm not shitposting here"

>> No.1427295

>>1427291

Please explain how using the word 'objectively' is shitposting.

I'd love to hear it.

>> No.1427294

>>1427291
Not him, but I'm not sure if you know what "objective" means.

It is objective (meaning: fact) that the original Playstation is called Playstation (or PSOne) as this is the official name and branding that Sony has given it. If it doesn't have a DVR, do not call it a PSX.

>> No.1427298

>>1426980
Hehe, a polyGAMEist!

>> No.1427303

>>1427295
Not him, but some people use "objectively" as a claim that their opinion on a subject is fact.

What this anon fails to realize is that the proper naming convention of the Playstation is not up for debate, as it has an actual, objective name.

>> No.1427307

>>1427269
>>1427259
>>1427245
>diapers
>kid
>junior

Wow you sound like a really fun guy.

>> No.1427308
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1427308

>>1427294
>It is objective (meaning: fact) that the original Playstation is called Playstation (or PSOne) as this is the official name and branding that Sony has given it. If it doesn't have a DVR, do not call it a PSX.

Thanks bro. I usually have to fight the good fight alone here.

>> No.1427310

>Another thread derailed thanks to autism

Thanks, /v/!

>> No.1427313
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1427313

>>1427294
>If it doesn't have a DVR, do not call it a PSX.
Uh oh, someone should tell Sony.

>> No.1427316

>>1427313
Don't bother with them next time. This argument crops up all the time in spite of all the evidence posted. Anyone who continues to argue after that is new, trolling, or retarded.

Next time someone says something about it, just keep scrolling.

>> No.1427318

>>1425234
anon is a smart man

>> No.1427321
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>>1427313

>They didn't bother re-writing a bunch of menus 99% of consumers will never see
>this totally overshadows the fact that the console was never marketed or sold under this name

>> No.1427326

>>1427132
not this fucking conversation again. you fucking know I mean the Playstation, quit being a massive dickstain.

>> No.1427330

>>1427316
>all the evidence

What evidence?

The only shit you people ever post are screens of a few menus, a handful of magazine articles, and anecdotal stories.

The official designation for the console, as bestowed by Sony themselves, is PlayStation (abreviated PS).

It is not, nor has it ever been, "PSX'.

Deal with it.

>> No.1427334

collect N64
emulate Saturn
obliterate PSX

>> No.1427335

>>1427330
I know you autism is raging but people in the 90s used to write out PSX to refer to the Playstation. It wasn't official or anything but it happened. I know your OCD is raging right now but you just have to accept this as fact and acknowledge that it happened.

>> No.1427339

>>1427274
thinking I give a fuck what sony call that shitty console. Thinking what sony call it even fucking matters.

Also, the Wii should totally have been called the Revolution. Because that is a way cooler name.

But seriously, the reason we call it the PSX is because PS is too vague for a console initialisation. And PSX to a large number of people identifies the console directly. So does PS1 now, but old habits die hard, look where you're fucking posting.

>> No.1427347

>>1427335
>people in the 90s used to write out PSX to refer to the Playstation.

I know this. They were also wrong. I can write an article for Road and Track on the new Corvette. If, in that article, I refer to the car as a Chevette, I would be wrong.

>It wasn't official or anything but it happened.

......and? Just because something "happens" doesn't change the official designation of the item being discussed.

>you just have to accept this as fact and acknowledge that it happened.

No, YOU need to accept that you are using an incorrect term.

It really speaks as to the quality of education in this country when people are content with being wrong, and have no desire to be right.

>> No.1427351

>>1427339
>Thinking what sony call it even fucking matters.

It's the ONLY thing that matters.

They made the fucking thing. They get to name it.

>> No.1427354

>>1427347
>No, YOU need to accept that you are using an incorrect term.

I don't think anyone cares that the term PSX is incorrect. In fact, I don't think anyone is arguing that it's correct. Just like no one gives a fuck that XBONE isn't the real name for the Xbox One.

>> No.1427359

Collect N64 because I have friends

Emulate Playstation cause its got some kewl games

Obliterate Saturn. Not that it doesn't have good games, the library just isn't as strong or diverse. We had the Genesis, 32X, Sega CD, and the Dreamcast, but even my family skipped the Saturn.

>> No.1427364

>>1427354
>I don't think anyone cares that the term PSX is incorrect

That's the problem.

>In fact, I don't think anyone is arguing that it's correct.

Unfortunately people here do. All the time.

The argument usually consists of "that's what middle schoolers called it in the 90's".

>> No.1427367

>>1427354
>>1427351
>>1427347
>>1427335
>>1427339
>>1427330
>>1427316
>>1427313
>>1427308
>>1427307
>>1427303
>>1427295
>>1427294
>>1427291
>>1427289
>>1427285
>>1427279
>>1427276
>>1427274
>>1427271
>>1427269
>>1427263
>>1427262
>>1427259
>>1427251
>>1427245
>>1427240
>>1427228
>>1427225
>>1427132


Just the absolute fucking worst.

>> No.1427369

>>1427364
>That's the problem.

How is it a problem? Note that "it bothers me" is not an acceptable answer.

>Unfortunately people here do. All the time.

I've never seen this on /vr/. The only thing I see is people explaining why they call it the PSX.

And I like how you ignored the rest of my post. Unofficial names for products pop up all the time. And if you know what the person is talking about, sperging out and derailing a thread just because people aren't acting exactly how you want them to is shitposting.

>> No.1427380

>>1427369
>How is it a problem?

Because people are using a term for an item that they know is incorrect.

Maybe it's because I work logistics at an electronics distributor, but that kind of thing bothers me a lot.

>I've never seen this on /vr/.

What?
>>1427225

>> No.1427386

>all this 'Saturn has no gaems'

plebs, plebs everywhere

collect saturn
emulate ps1
obliterate n64

though n64 has a handful of great games, there's barely anything there to collect and emulation for it is shitty

>> No.1427390

Obliterate all three, emulate PC, collect Jaguar.

>> No.1427426

>>1427380
>Because people are using a term for an item that they know is incorrect.
Everyone knows what PSX refers to, especially given that PS2 discussion is not within the scope of this board. Stop shitposting already.

>> No.1428964

>>1425215
Collect: N64
Emulate: Saturn, though Model 2 emulation is a lot easier
Obliterate: PlayStation. Few worthwhile exclusives like the other two have.

>> No.1429460

>>1426923
>/v/ top games
>Nights
Expected of /v/.

>> No.1429473

>>1429460

what's wrong with Nights?

>> No.1429875

>>1425215
Collect: N64 with Disc Drive. A lot of my favorite games are on this console.
Emulate: PSX.
Obliterate: Saturn. It has a lot of arcade ports but if you're going to be emulating psx anyway then why not just also emulate the original arcade versions of Saturn games?