/vr/ - Retro Games

Damn, Dark Queen...

I kept forgetting about her, but as soon as I remember I'm like "Why did I ever let myself forget?"

Dark Queen is so unbelievably fucking hot. Shes such an evil bitch it makes my pp tingle

>>1320778

Thats the best part, man.

She'll go all femdom on your ass and you will love it.

>>1320785
yes I'm not even into that shit but once I load up battletoads and she starts calling me names I just cant help it.

Lets see, who else...

Morrigan Aensland, of course. Also Princess Kitana, Ibuki, Princess Daisy, and Faris from FFV.

>>1320749
I work making T shirts and last year I made myself pic related.

These are /v/ tier threads, they don't encourage any meaningful discussion and is just another shitty thread for people to "hang" in

>>1320839
wow thanks faggot as if this board isn't slow enough, saturday night this board went without a single post for hours you know. I dont really like these threads myself but its a slow enough board it doesnt really matter. Besides man the dark queen is such a babe, snotskin

>>1320839
no need to be mad, bro

Nah.

>>1320749

Green-haired ninja chicks were more my thing, but Dark Queen is definitely real nice.

>>1320848
Posting on all of 4chan was broken for 12 hours straight over the weekend.

>>1320860

>>1320839
reddit might be more your speed buddy =^_^=

>>1320867
oh good I was worried the place was dying,

>>1320860
>that super low res é conflicting with the rest of the font

FUCKING

DROPPED

>>1320834
>no cape

Dropped

>>1320913
no cape cause at 2 colors it didnt look good

>>1320749
you can see rare took this model to create the beautiful gruntilda that appears in the game over scene from BK.

>>1321972

you know it's the one true answer

>>1320749
as soon as I saw this, i thought of >>1322426
for some reason i prefer Gruntilda though. I think its the green skin

<3

>>1322363
>zizt

>>1320839
Fucking agreed.

>>1322467
> Shining Force Waifu
> Not Mae

I'm sorry for your bad tastes.
I honest don't want to fuck a horse though, I'm not sure how that go down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S04aVglDlOc

Marjoly da best.

>>1320839

>Discussion

You know this is an image board, right?

IMAGE board.

No discussion is needed for a thread.

>>1322628

>>1322628
>>1322671
Bad boys, we dont fuck horses here!!

>waifu
Don't bring this stuff here

>>1322682

We've had threads like this before, you know.

>>1322664
>This board is for the DISCUSSION of classic, or "retro" games. Retro gaming means consoles, computer games, arcade games (including pinball) and any other games on platforms launched in 1999 or earlier. Sixth generation and later consoles are not considered retro.
Waifu dump is not a retro game.

>>1322687

>Discussing characters from retro games doesn't count as discussing retro games said some dumb not-moderator with no authority and who refuses to contribute meaningfully to the thread

>>1322687
I'd advise people not to get into an argument with a dipshit who just got here this afternoon.

These threads aren't my flavor, but they've been on /vr/ for a long time, and the mods don't care. You should maybe hide the thread and go post in a thread you actually like.

>>1322687
We are talking about RETRO VIDYA WAIFUS here, please stay on topic

>>1322671

Sometimes I just love how everything on this site spirals out of control.

>>1320839
>>1322624
>>1322682
>>1322687

This >>1322698
Also, learn to be tolerant

Junge fever

>>1322734

Is it gay if they're genderless?

>>1322739

Is it gay to fuck a table?

>>1322759
I this this slowly derailing into a hentai thread
Countering with real meat

>>1322776

Does this counts?

>>1322628
Always been partial to Tao myself. Remake made her cuter but sadly also mopey and depressed. Shame.

>>1322821
Tao lives a hard life ok?
You'd be depressed too if you could only cast fire magic by the end of the game.

>>1322803

Ewwww.

>>1322843

>>1322363
A brazilian dude made that as a "gift" for his friend. I laughed loud here when I saw his "making of", how he took Aria Giovanni as a base to work on the Dark Queen, and how the toads are all WWE fighters.

>>1322709
oh jesus christ
my dick

>>1320860

Only because she is so willing to jump a bone.

>I´m gonna eat all of you, anons!!!

>>1323164
>not "TOURNAMENT FIGHTERS?? I, Mileena, will gobble you all up!!"

>>1323164

I'd hit it, real talk.

What's great about that cosplay, though, is that it works if you think about it as her getting fat after performing her eating fatality.

Some (likely unintentional) brilliance going on there.

>>1323216
>I´m coming for you now...

>>1323271
forgot pic

>>1322759
Oh good, someone did fanart of that scene. It's so sweet.

>>1320839
I agree with the quality remark. We've already lost boards like /tv/ due to e-crush threads, /vr/ doesn't need to be next. I don't care if people want to "hang" in one thread, though. I can hide the thread. What gets annoying is when I have to hide 4 of the same threads on the first page. As long as we don't get to that point it will be fine.

Don't judge me.

>>1323821

>Four of the same threads

What the fuck are you talking about?

>>1323821

Its gonna happen sadly, /v/ spin-off boards can't escape its cancerous parent, /vg/ is already in the shitter and this board will follow suit.

I give it like 8 months and this will be /v/ in everything but the name.

I wish there was more art of SoR1 Blaze. Her other outfit just doesn't do it for me.

>>1323821
>>1324047
no john you are the shitty posters

Instead of ignoring a thread that you don't like, you decided to come into the thread and bitch about meta nonsense.

If something is against the rules, you report it. If a mod deems it bad, he will delete it. If something is not against the rules and you don't like it, you ignore the thread and take your business elsewhere.

>>1324071
I would start a war in exchange for a palette hack of SoR2 and 3 Blaze in Streets of Rage Remake that gives her the jet black hair.

You can't fucking do it with the normal editor since the colors in her hair is used as shading on her body as well.

>>1324124

This is unrelated to the topic at hand, but I kinda wish I could mix SoR2/3 colors.

Axel and Blaze get SoR2 colors while Skate gets his SoR3 colors.

>>1322747
How masculine is the table in question?

>>1320785
More like go all dom with her ass on my face.

>>1323865

I won't.

>>1320780
Which Eva game is this from?

>>1324098
>Calls someone defending the threads existence a shitty poster, while arguing about how you should ignore rather than argue

Who is the demons again?

On topic:
>>1323240
Yes.

>>1325162
High five!

>>1325909
... Is she unzipping her dick?

>>1323240
third that

>>1322628

just open your heart and come to /d/

it is what she wants

KERRIGAN

>>1320776
>Boco
You come to /vr/ now too? Sheesh

I thought the NES was capable of better graphics than the ZX Spectrum.

A challenger appears!

>>1320749
>height: 6'

Freakishly tall; I'll pass.

>>1322684
is that official art

>>1327676
Played the Lunar game for the GBA as my first entry into the Lunar series.

It was the first game that made me understand that games could be bad. I had played games up to that point where I just didn't like, but Lunar GBA made me realize that games could be poorly designed.

Sorry anon, but it is your game and waifu that I'll have to pass.

>>1327753
You could copy that pasta and replace every instance of "Lunar" with "Afterburner" or "Sonic the Hedgehog" and it would be equally irrelevant to the quality of the actual original game. GBA is handheld platform that's filled with shovelware.

>>1327676
>Freakishly tall
translation: you're embarassingly short

>>1327771
>translation: you're embarassingly short

Average female height is nowhere near 6 feet.

I wouldn't call it freakishly tall, but it's sure as hell not normal. Now back to >>>/fit/ with you.

>>1327753

>He'll never play Lunar because of a shitty port

Well, thanks for that, port devs.

>>1327676
>implying women taller than you isnt the best thing ever

>>1328115
I'm 5'8, had a girl in college be really nice to me and didn't get it at first.

She was 6'2. Finally on Facebook she leaked she had a crush. Wanted to bone, but didn't want to be obvious. Waited like 3 months, went to a party, pretended like I had forgotten her admital.

Drunk sex.

Man is right man, it's hard to describe just how fucking awesome it is fucking amazon women, but damn.

>>1327753
>judging a great series by a shitty port

>>1327659

Gosh, I love Nox.

But I don't think it counts as retro. Came out in 2000.

This

>>1329806

no broken pelvis or anything like that

This game gave me teenage boner

>>1320749
>126 pounds at 6 feet
Some dominatrix.

>>1324443

About as masculine as NiGHTS.

It's got a fancy quilt on it and shit.

>>1322664
Jesus Christ I just had a flash back to actually jerking off to Kat looking at her pic in the manual. I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.

>>1330003
Nothing wrong with jerking off to Katt.

>>1329809
Nox is as retro as is Heroes 3

>>1330003
Perfectly normal.

>>1322664
I always had a crush on Katt as a kid when playing this game. She's still one of my favourite videogame characters to date.

Interceptor-chan, you're so cute.

this >>1328115

>>1332493
>moooar

>>1322684
I'm glad someone knows what's what.

Even as a kid, she was my favorite character in the game. She was the first antagonist in a game that I DIDN'T like to beat up. THEN, they give her her own game where she's a bad ass.

amidoinrite?

>>1327715
No. But it's heavily based on official art.

>>1329809
This board can be pretty forgiving on cutoff dates if the game is good by retro standards.

>>1333661

>>1320749
OP is 100% right!

>>1329820
This anon has good taste too though.

what is that one?

>>1329820
what is that one?

>>1320749
But that's not Black Widow

>>1337585
>muscles

>>1330003

It's okay, fellow anon. Most everybody here was/is furry for Katt. Nothing wrong with that.

>>1337585
>Delicious Black Widow

>>1337585
What game is this? I'd like to know... because it looks... fun... that's the ticket.

>>1337917

Saturday Night Slam Masters.

>>1320860
I was so disappointed when I came to this part. Take me back in time, to when she looked good.

>>1333678
My god Capcom sure know how to design female characters.

>>1320863

My brother.

>>1320863
>>1337983
>not best Mystical Ninja waifu

>>1322664
>>1330003
>>1330034
>>1331347
>>1332507
my niggas

Katt is love

>>1338291

>>1338294

>>1337917

Fair warning, she only looks that hot in her ending, she wears a suit that pretty much effectively hides her true gender.

>>1338306

>>1338309

>>1338315

>>1337917

Fair warning, she only looks that hot in her ending, she wears a suit that pretty much effectively hides her true gender.

And what to hell, might as well add in to the Katt pics with a nicely built Katt.

>tfw the dark queen will never shrink you and stick you between her ass cheeks and fart on you repeatedly

>>1338321

>>1338329
pic added to katt folder

>>1338349

>>1338353

>>1338356

>>1338360

>>1338372

>>1338373

I've saved so many Katt pics from /vr/ I kind of want to play BoF2, but JRPGs are too boring for me. What do?

>>1338383

>>1338381
Continue saving katt pics until your love exceeds the threshold.

>>1338407

>>1338413

>>1338416

>>1338418

>>1338420

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>>1338431

>>1338439

>>1338001
Bah, that's a cat in disguise. No thanks.

>>1338446

>>1338450

>>1338454

last for today

>>1337585
Slam Masters?
I don´t remember that bitch

>>1339415

She was in the Japan-only sequel.

>>1339424

>>She was in the Japan-only sequel.
>>Japan-only

Thank gawd for emulation, but fuck this shit and whatever kept it from American shores.

>>1339771
Actually, the sequel wasn't exclusive to Japan. It had a European release (with the Japanese voices removed on the win-loss screen). Also, don't quote me on this, but I think Slam Masters II actually got a US release in the form of a Capcom compilation, but I forgot which one it was. Damn good game, though.

And fuck yeah, Black Widow. She's smokin' HOT.

>>1327753
For the record, you played the worst version of the game to ever be release, so much so that all fans universally declared it shit, and I wouldn't be surprised if most of the design team killed themselves yet.

Try again with the PS1 or Sega CD version, if you do not try, you are forever shemed

>>1339424
I will look for her

>>1340561

I wish. Slam Masters II never got released in the states, not even on any of the Capcom Classics Collections. Not even on the PSP. A shame really, because it's a huge leap forward from the first one.

>>1340629
my first experience playing Lunar was the Dragon Song for the DS. God, it was awful

>>1341440

You must have an incredibly strong will to live, my friend. I salute you.

Only just now realized I didn't make a submission, so I will throw out pic related.

>>1324812
>typical negative Asian girl ass

>>1325162
where's the cock?