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It's about that time, /vr/

>2 months ago
>friend never played Jet Grind Radio before
>excitedly show him it and play for 15 minutes before dying and offering him the controller
>"No fucking way, I hate sports."

Another:
>playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
>friend knocks on apartment door
>"What are you doing?"
>"Playing Tony Hawk. Wanna play S.K.A.T.E.?"
>"Fuck no, sports are fucking stupid and this music is for kids."

>> No.1228448

>>1228445
>punk
>not for kids

>> No.1228454

>>1228448
>tony hawk's music
>punk

Naw bro, that stuff is awful, but it's fun for the nostalgia factor of liking it as a kid.

I'm not saying the music is good, I'm just saying that he uses that as an excuse to not play a "sports" game.

>> No.1228460

>>1228454
SO HERE I AM, DOIN' EVERYTHING I CAN

>punk

>> No.1228464

Where on earth are either of those considered sports? I skated for nearly 15 years and no one I knew in cali ever called it a real sport, or just giggled every time someone said extreme sport.

>> No.1228468

>>1228464
This. Raised in California and never saw it as a sport.

>> No.1228470

>>1228445

>the music is for children

At least he got that right.

>> No.1228471
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>>1228460
>not screaming that at the top of your lungs as a kid while mashing buttons to get the next tape

>> No.1228472

>>1228470
>worrying about outdated kid's music
>on a fucking retro pushy-buttons mario board

>> No.1228474

>That kid who pronounced Mario as Merrio.

>> No.1228476

>>1228474

POH KAY MEN

>> No.1228478

>>1228445
So he likes dubstep. Don't tell me they like clusterfuck music?

>> No.1228482
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1228482

>"not many people know this, but you can skip levels in mario at the lava level

>> No.1228487

How can you even hate on ska? Especially superman.

I mean it's punk music but with stuff that punk music obviously lacks. Like actual instruments, positive attitude etc.

>> No.1228491

>>1228487

Ska is legitimately top 3 worst forms of music. Damn near objectively speaking.

>> No.1228493

>>1228491

Get bent. If ska is so bad what do you consider good?

>> No.1228494

My friend refuses to play any of the old side-scrolling Sonic games because he says it's autistic.

Like, ya, Sonic is top-tier spergy, but the old games aren't even comparable to what Sonic is today. It's just a fucking game.

>> No.1228495

>you can find new under the truck if you beat the elite four 100 times. It's true, my dad works at Nintendo

>> No.1228496

>>1228493

I ain't turning this discussion into /mu/.

>> No.1228497

>>1228496
Let us all assume he enjoys entry level hipster garbage, the best band of all time.

>> No.1228498

>>1228487
pleb

>> No.1228501
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1228501

>>1228491
Oi, fuck you mate.

>> No.1228503

>>1228497
Can do.

Also while we are here I had a friend who loves the newer soul caliber games but refuses to play any 2D fighters. He says they suck because of the limited defense options. I say he's afraid of my succubus raping skills.

>> No.1228506
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1228506

>HAHAH PS4 IS ALREADY RELEASED AND YOU ARE WASTING YOUR MONEY ON PS1-3 GAMES? WHAT THE FUCK?!

>> No.1228518

>>1228503
soul caliber has like no defensive options, tell him he should actually try a 2d fighting game.

>> No.1228520

>>1228518

>no defensive options
>GI, JG, step, back step, autogis

OK. Let's all start acting like were retarded. I'll start, Street Fighter has no defensive options cuz I saw people not able to block overheads.

>> No.1228526

>>1228474
i never understood people who say "MAY rio". i hear so many people calling mario MAYRIO. i just don't get it

>> No.1228527

>>1228506
>friends get ps4 on launch day
>i buy turbografx 16 on launch day

infinitely superior hardware.

>> No.1228532

I was that guy

>> No.1228540

>>1228445
>Be in school
>One day new kid arrives
>His mom died
>I never knew my mom
>We become friends
>Grow up and go to school together
>Always great friends
>Graduate with great grades
>One day asks me to come out drinking
>Wake up having passed out
>He was gone
>These two guys walk up
>Tell me my friend has informed them I joined their foreign legion
Forced to fly in a mercenary air-force at Area-88

FUCKING KANZAKI

WHY.

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1228547

>>1228445
>My brother
>Me, the average /m/an playing SRW
>Lol, those robots look like midgets. This game's so dumb! those graphix suck!!

>> No.1228637

>>1228468
>>1228464
Yeah, what? Also raised in Cali and never considered that this might be a sport.

>> No.1228648

>>1228532
...which one?

>> No.1228647

>>1228547
Yeah, the problem with SRPGs is the slow and mind-numbingly boring gameplay, not the graphics.

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>>1228474
>Mom says "Mary-oh" instead of "Mar-ee-oh"
>Tell her that it's pronounced IN THE GAMES as "Mar-ee-oh"
>She just says something along the lines of "That's just how we say it back east"

>> No.1229595

>>1228448
>>1228470
>>1228460
>>1228491

A lot better than the gay electronic/Drake/Eminem shit they prompte games with today. And better than the fagshit kids listen to today in general.

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1229609

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, YEAH!

>> No.1229616

>>1228746
People who say "Mary-oh" just want to watch the world burn

>> No.1229675
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1229675

I can't think of any specific That Fucking Kid moments, just the general

>are you seriously still playing Pokémon? you fucking baby, real men play Mortal Kombat
>same people still played games like Mario Party despite them being arguably just as kiddy as Pokémon
>I played both Pokémon/Mario Party and Mortal Kombat and didn't get the problem with liking both

>> No.1229690

>>1229616
I do it I enjoy watching the world burn and hiding my power level too. Not that saying mar-ee-oh gives any significant power haha.

>> No.1229695

>>1229675
>>are you seriously still playing Pokémon? you fucking baby, real men play Mortal Kombat

who was still playing Mortal Kombat when Pokemon came out? MK was a dying franchise at that point.

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1229703

>>1229695
>not playing Mortal Kombat Trilogy

>> No.1229716

>>1228445

I don't understand the hatred of sports amongst so many people that play video games. Sports and video games are both games. How can you hate one and like the other?

Sports involve physical activity, so do you hate physical activity? Do you hate being healthy? It's such bullshit.

There are even some legitimately good sports video games.

>> No.1229718

>>1229703

MKT is the best MK game ever and a solid fighter all around.

Come at me.

>> No.1229725

>>1229718

MK9 is the best Mortal Kombat. All the old MK games feel completely busted after playing it.

>> No.1229742

>>1229725
>MK9 is the best MK
jesus christ you couldn't be any more wrong

>> No.1229753

>>1229742
Not him, but I thought it was wonderful.

>> No.1229775

>>1229742
Which one is better than MK9?
The rest feel much more stiff.
Shaolin Monks wasn't THAT good even though it's a lot of fun

>> No.1229781

>>1229716
Personally, I think it's because sports have become dull as shit, due to player promos, Mountain Dew shit, heavy monopolization of sports in general, and the fact there's almost no sense of sportsmanship anymore. No one watches/plays for fun, it's gotta be X MUST WIN BECAUSE Y IS GARBAGE.
tl;dr same shit plaguing modern video games has been plaguing sports for years

>> No.1229915

>>1228476
Pokey-man.

>> No.1229919

>>1228474

You wouldn't call a car a cayr

>> No.1229925

>>1228448
>Primus
>punk

>> No.1229930

>playing Tomb Raider
>"Woah the graphics are awful"
>"Jesus that game is so long"
>"Where the hell are you supposed to go?"
>"Lara is so hard to control"
>"This is boring"

>> No.1229950
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1229950

>>1228474
But that is how it is, er, pronounced.

>> No.1229953

>>1228497
>>1228496
>>1228493
>>1228487
To be fair Skas music is really the weakest part of the whole scene but fuck if those weren't the best times I had in college.

>> No.1229956

>>1229930
ALL TRUE

>> No.1229961

>>1229742
He is not though. I was heavy into fighters back in the day, specially SF and MK and in my opinion the best was MK3/UMK3/MKT (basically the same game). MK2 and MK4/Gold are okay answers and Shaolin Monks was loads of fun. The rest of the franchise is trash. The 2011 game was a pleasant surprise, very good overall, I keep playing it often with some friends.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QZYT9JiYoI

>> No.1229963

>>1228487
>Like actual instruments,
That doesn't mean anything mate
I mean I liked ska music when I was 8-9 but that shit is whack as fuck

>> No.1229968

I have two friends, one dismisses old games completely out of hand, the other does a 180 and is willing to try anything even though he doesn't like most of them nearly as much as modern games.

The only game the first one would play that's older than the PS4 is Final Fantasy VIII since he nostalgias so hard for it. He's the kind of guy who bought every next gen console at launch despite having only one game for each.

The second guy played SMW and finished it with me last month, played Contra 3 a couple of times, and did the complete treasure portion of KSS with me. I don't think he really had much fun the entire time, he just enjoyed playing with a friend.

>> No.1229969

>>1229595
You sound like a Youtube comment, and Eminem was most relevant in the 90s. Drake's last two albums have been pretty good which surprised be as I didn't fuck with his earlier stuff, but I would say there's definitely no ska band which has released anything as interesting or forward thinking as Drake's Take Care.

>> No.1229972

>>1229971
The music in the Tony Hawk's games isn't any less commercial than the music in current games.

>> No.1229971

>>1229595
It comes down to the overcommercialization of games

>> No.1229997

>>1229972
Fundamentally no, but it's like this
>let's make a fun game
>pick music fitting the specific theme, often from bands/artists the vast majority of players have never heard of before
>let's make a game that sells well
>get a song by whichever rapper is currently popular regardless of theme

>> No.1230030

>>1229595

I was born in the wrong generation!!

>> No.1230052

>>1229997
I agree that the music in the Tony Haw's games was more well-fitting, but I don't see how players wouldn't know who the artists were. I'm 18 now so I must have been younger than 12 when I was most into Tony Hawk and I knew who pretty much all the artists were in the games. I also think the THPS games were exceptionally good in terms of the soundtracks and not really indicative of the era, they just happened to be great.

>> No.1230060

>>1229716
>Sports and video games are both games. How can you hate one and like the other?

I'm trying to picture life if liking one thing meant you had to like every form of it.

Enjoying food means you must like eating bugs and other humans. Liking sex means you also like to bone the same sex, but also enjoy all other forms of sex, like being gangraped! Enjoying games means tiger wrist games and russian roulette are right up your alley!

>> No.1230065

>>1230052
For THPS1-2 I couldn't name a single artist until I looked the soundtracks up online around 2007. In THUG however by listing the song in the pause menu I familiarized myself with the soundtrack more quickly but I had still never even heard of half the bands in the game.
And yes the soundtracks are just all around great. I just got THPS4 the other day, actually, and I've never played it before. Is it just as good, do you know?

>> No.1230075

>>1230052
>but I don't see how players wouldn't know who the artists were

Not everyone grew up listening to the same music you did. Not everyone was exposed to the same stuff you were.

>> No.1230074

>>1230065
>Is it just as good, do you know?
It's my favourite Tony Hawk game by far. The soundtrack is pretty good as far as I remember, replayed it about a year ago, it's such a great game. You'll definitely enjoy it.

>> No.1230082

>>1230075
I wasn't implying that, but it was all pretty mainstream stuff, I'm just surprised that people wouldn't know many of the artists. Sorry if I offended you mate.

>> No.1230087

>>1230082

I'm not offended, actually. No harm, no foul and all that. I'm just saying, depending on what you were exposed to coming up (including things like parental influence, subcultures, what was popular at school, etc) your musical knowledge will probably differ.

>> No.1230104

>>1230087
I feel you :)

>> No.1230447

>>1228540
>Area 88
mah nigga.

>> No.1230479

>>1229616
my dad is 60 and still does this

>> No.1231618
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1231618

>playing fatal fury (The original)
>friends come over and watch me double perfect geese and win
>say they want to try
>well it's hard s-
>Come on man it's only 3 buttons how hard can it be
>he picks Terry and fights duck king
>duck king double perfects him
>my other friend tries
>double perfect from duck king
>for the next 2 hours they fight duck king
>they still haven't beaten him

The best part is they keep using the throw button but not forwarding the joystick and think it's broken. how much longer should I wait to tell them it's on MVS difficulty?

>> No.1231642

>>1229925
primus sucks

>> No.1231654

You think that shit is bad OP? I had a friend in first grade who refused to watch cartoons because they were for children.

>> No.1231660
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>>1229595
People thought the same thing about the music you enjoyed when you were a kid.

>> No.1231662

>>1231618
Don't. All they need to know is that you can beat the game with a double perfect and they can't even beat Duck King.

Fukkin respect.

>> No.1231681

>>1228496

Of course you're not because you have no feasible arguments and are just trying to shitpost.

>> No.1231712

>that kid who used cheats in every game unrepentantly
>floats through every game with no challenge whatsoever and still manages to find it enjoyable
>insists it's fair and that he's better than all the other kids

>> No.1232004

>>1231681

>LOOK AT ME I WIN THE ARGUMENT!

>> No.1232012

>>1232004
>LOOK AT ME I MISQUOTE WHEN CALLED OUT

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>>1228445
>Friend invites me to his house to play vidya
>He invites a bunch of other friends too
>Some people bring TVs, consoles, games ect.
>At one point everyone wants to play the same game.
>"Ok guys, if we connect 2 consoles together via LAN, everyone can play at the same time
>Only 2 copies of the game
>That guy says "I don't like playing split screen. I brought all this stuff (including one of the copies of the game) just for myself."
>We end up having to take turns on one console, while in the same room that guy plays the same game online all by himself.
>mfw

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>>1228506
There are more good games for the PS1-3 than there are games for the PS4

>> No.1232078

>>1232060
Sounds like your friend is a pussy, and his other friends too, and that other selfish one must gobble dicks to pay por his mother's hospital bills.
If I ever went to play vidya and found out someone "doesn't like splitscreen", sob's gonna get shit for it.
Gotta share some good vidya with your friends (fine friends that you can trust to be around), man.

>> No.1232190

>>1232060
Is he a single child that never learned to fucking share?

>> No.1232391

>>1228482
you can skip to the end of the game by beating bowser, he probably meant that

>> No.1232404

>>1228491
RnB, yodeling and speedcore are all worse

>> No.1232405

>>1228494
People should really get off the Internet if they really think that's what autistic means

>> No.1232525

>be a couple years ago
>my friend and I both have good size game collections
>he tends to buy current games whereas most of my collection is retro
>we frequently borrow each other's games
>one day he comes over
>I had recently gotten a beat-up genesis II
>I'm in the middle of refurbishing it when he shows up
>he sees the genesis in pieces on my desk
>he asks me about it
>I explain that I'm refurbishing it
>friend completely looses his shit
>accuses me of breaking it
>won't listen to any sort of reason
>accuses me of mistreating the games I barrow from him
>leaves in a huff

He eventually did apologize about a month later when he saw it on my console rack in perfect condition, but seriously WTF?

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1232554

>>1232060
>>friend goes to a vidya party
>>plays by himself

I hope you don't otherwise associate with that faggot.

>> No.1232568

>>1232525

What an ass. What kind of friend wouldn't listen to you or even help you out by grabbing some alcohol and cotton swabs and going to town. What a dumbass.

>> No.1232573

>>1229716
>Sports involve physical activity, so do you hate physical activity? Do you hate being healthy?

I'd honestly love to get out and play some form of sport, but, you know, there are reasons other than being fat that prevent you from being able to.
Like the kind of injury where the doctor isn't sure you'll even keep your leg, let alone walk again. I need a hinged brace, but fuck if I'm using crutches or a wheelchair.