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Tell me those childhood stories of That Kid.

>> No.1194743
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Kid in grade school told me his uncle worked for Nintendo and showed him the new Street Fighter game (even though its produced by Capcom). He described it to me and the only detail that I can remember was that Ken and Ryu would drink some kind of potion in the game and gain huge muscles and be stronger and have powered up moves.
<spoiler>mfw i believed him</spoiler>

>> No.1194749

I was that kid.

>> No.1194751

>>1194749
You monster

>> No.1194807

He spread the rumor on the playground about Mew being under that fucking truck in the S.S. Anne shipyard.

I rushed the S.S. Anne so I could get HM01 and lose to a trainer. Doing so will cause the S.S. Anne to stay in the port until you enter it again and exit in the traditional manner. Once I got Strength, I returned and attempted to push the truck from both sides.

Brought my gameboy to school the next day and proved that fucker wrong.

>> No.1194809

>Kid at my school claimed he was part of some secret Sega beta-testing group that got their hands on all sorts of games before they were released
>Claimed that if you jumped off the last lip of the snowboarding section on Ice Cap in Sonic 3, you'd land on a ledge with Knuckles and Dr. Robotnik with a beatbox playing Knuckles' drumbeat theme
>Didn't fool me even when I was ten, but I kept playing along and showing him up by mentioning it when he was with other friends, or in front of crowd of strangers at the game store
>iwasonlypretendingtoberetarded.jpg

>> No.1194818

>let a kid borrow my copy of Doom on the SNES
>one week later he owes me the game
>ask him about it
>ugh...my brother lent it to some friend of his and the guy lost it
>call his house
>tell his mom I'd like to stop by after school and pick up my game
>she finds it in his room for me

Thanks Mrs. H. I never let that faggot borrow a game again and made sure everyone in class knew about it.

>> No.1194830
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Not sure if this counts at all.

Kid in grade school told he had a friend who worked in the "Pokemon Company", and he knew what's was about to happen in the next episodes of the anime:

Ash was about to catch a new pokemon "exclusive for the anime", but Gary was there too, and accidentally Ash threw the pokeball and he catched Gary instead.

That sounded so fantastic that I believed it for months. I'm sorry.

>> No.1194832

I had 18 war vets in my family from WWII.

>> No.1194881

>>1194749
Why do you guys do it? Your lies were so terrible everyone could see straight through them. I remember that kid one time told me there was a Dragon Ball GTZ and the first episode Goku went SS7 and killed Baby in thirty seconds.

>> No.1194895 [DELETED] 

>if you mash A and B while trying to catch a pokemon it helps

this time with a nigger:

>can I borrow mario 64
>sure I guess
>can I have it back now
>my mom accidentally threw it away!!
>tell parents
>get game back and kid gets grounded for like two months

another time with the nigger
>can I see those pokemon cards?
>sure I guess
>can I play with them at home?
>whatever
>hey can I get those back now
>I lost them!!
>tell parents
>get cards back and kid's grounded for like two months again

I only let him borrow my shit because by then I knew he'd try to steal it and I could get him in a shit ton of trouble

>> No.1194898

>>1194832
My grandpa told my mother, when she was still in kindergarten, that he had died in World War 2. He told her that, face to face.

She went to school and told everyone, and everyone believed it, resulting in confused faces when he came to pick her up a few weeks later.

>> No.1194905 [DELETED] 

>>1194881

Because you niggers ate it up and tried everything I said or just believed it. It was my first foray into trolling and it was exhilarating. I don't do it anymore, but god damn it as hilarious how stupid and gullible people were.

>> No.1194902

>>1194898
>my grandpa told my mother he had died
>my grandpa told my mother
>he had died

>> No.1194908

>>1194905

I don't really think it was people being gullible as much as it was games being that cryptic with easter eggs/secrets back then that almost anything seemed plausible

>> No.1194914

>>1194905
>Because you niggers ate it up and tried everything I said or just believed it

But I didn't. Whenever I called you guys out on your bullshit you would come up with some shitty lie. Like let's say one of you claimed you had a Sega Genesis that could also play SNES games and someone asked to play it you would make some excuse along the lines of your mom being out of town so you can't have friends over.

>> No.1194920

>>1194881
I remember telling kids in elementary that there was a 151st pokemon named mew that I had seen in Nintendo Power. Everyone called me out for lying because it was common knowledge that there were only 150.

>> No.1194924

>>1194902
Yes, that is how it happened.

She didn't have a great understanding of the concept of death at that point in her childhood.

>> No.1194934

That kid lost my Startfox64 and Majora's Mask copy. I kicked the shit out of him and broke his teeth over it.

>> No.1194932

>>1194914

I didn't make shit up like that. I would make up lots of stuff I could actually prove. My favorite was telling everyone Aeris could be revived by getting three sets of master materia and then equipping them on all three characters in your party + 3 sets of master revive on cloud and then pray at the waterfall alter.

Everyone asked to come see so I let them and showed her gamesharked into my party and nobody was wise to it at all. They just kept trying to master that much materia without using double/triple AP growth + magic pots. They would update me on how close they were until they eventually all gave up.

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>>1194932
Ah. Well then you're alright. I could not stand the kids who would make really obvious over the top lies that everyone knew was bullshit.

>> No.1194952

>>1194932

lol what a dickhead

>> No.1195005

There were a lot of this kids around me and most people knew they were spewing utter bullshit. That was my doom when I told some friends I was able to pick any kind of item in SMB3 simply by pressing select. No one believed me.

But it was true ;_;

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>>1194830
obv that story was bullshit but the Pokemon Company is real

>> No.1195061

Oh boy, I had and still have a pretty big one of those. A guy I know named Jonathan was constantly and still is bullshitting me about stuff. I remember when we were younger he told me he was from Japan and that his dad created Dragon Ball Z. Sadly, I ate up most of what people said to me as a kid and that was one of the things I believed. There were multiple other occasions where he made outrageous claims, but I'd have to spend a little more time thinking about it, but just recently he told me he programmed an emulator that could emulate SNES, DS, and GBA roms, and had a built in translator that worked with any rom, which I know is bullshit. When I asked to see it he said: "Oh, the programs really big, I think it'll take to long to put on a USB drive.".

>> No.1195202

a kid told me that if you hold the d pad down-right, and A and B, it would help catch pokemon. you need to push them all and hold them the second the pokeball seals the pokemon. I doesn't do anything obviously, but now, thanks to that faggot, i do this even to this day on EVERY pokemon game. i can't bring myself to NOT do it.

>> No.1195207

>>1194881
Because I was insecure as fuck and had nothing interesting to say otherwise. At least this way you guys would listen to me.

>> No.1195224

A kid once told me he had a Nintendo 63 at home. And all the kids believed him, and we could never go to his place because of this, he wanted to keep his lie going.

>> No.1195265

>>1194809
i knew a kid like that turns out he thought the sega channel was a secret beta testing thing.

>> No.1195282
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Me and my bros agreed to trip up our "that kid" by starting a fierce conversation about Super Luigi 64.
He still swore up and down he had played it. My friends kept their poker faces on the whole time. I was so proud, I miss those guys.

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>>1194932
I did something similar. I game genie'd mew into my party and told my friends I got the truck to move on random. I kept those fuckers busy for months, hehe.

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>on vacation
>playing a PlayChoice-10 in hotel
>the novelty of playing Super Mario Bros away from home!
>that kid walks up to me and my brother
>brags about making it to World 10

Also, not /vr/, but:

>that kid on the bus
>anon, did you see Transformers?
>Starscream comes back as a ghost!
>tell him he's full of shit
mfw the episode was real, but still dumb enough to have been dreamt up by That Kid

Yes, I am old as fuck.

>> No.1195327

Kid I knew in High School named Pat told me about a super secret motorcycle you could get in Metal Gear Solid. Near the heliport where you first see a surveilance camera there's an area you can crawl to with a motorcycle. You can totally do insane flips on it. Fuck you Pat I knew you were full of bullshit.

>> No.1195324

We had a kid who was like that at the grade school I went to. Only problem was he had down syndrome, so picking on him would get us in serious trouble.

Though one day some full blown high functioning Autistic called him out, cripple fight before South Park even recreated that scene from They Live.

>> No.1195332

>everyone so mad that they were made to look like fools by believing it enough to try it
>everyone else was that kid

Good fucking thread.

>> No.1195345

>>1195342
I guess we'll find out in like 3 more years

>> No.1195342
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> 2001
> PS2 comes out
> Kid with the tisim claims he went to the future and got the PS5
> People laugh at him
> Ask him how it is
> He proclaims that it's garbage

I...I think he might have actually gone, guys.

>> No.1195348

>>1194898
your gandpa was probably being all metaphorical and your mom was too young to understand lol

>> No.1195361

>>1194881
I remember I knew a That Kid in school. He would always say the most outlandish stuff. Sonic and Tails in Super Smash Bros, all that stuff. And then one time, years before it was localized, he described the plot of Dragon Ball GT to me, Goku being turned back into a kid, going SSJ4 and all that stuff. And that was the one time I called him out on his bullshit. I discovered a few years later that it was entirely true.

>> No.1195364

>>1195202
Same here. I still hold 'A' when the ball closes.

>> No.1195370

>>1195207
Your honesty is really admirable.

I think I can finally forgive the people that said these stupid fucking lies to me because one of them admitted the truth. You're a pretty good guy, anon.

>> No.1195382

I was kind of that kid, but not really.

My dad was really into tech stuff and videogames, so he'd import consoles from Japan way before the US release and I'd go to school and talk about them and no one believed me. He also had various emulators on the computer and would get roms of games he thought I'd find cool and I could play new games from Japan on them, no one ever believed me when I told them about various games or that you could actually play gameboy and nes on the computer.

>> No.1195384

Kid went to Japan on holiday and told everyone they had PS4s there. (This was 10 years ago)

>> No.1195385

>>1195327
I'm sorry Matt.

>> No.1195392

There was this kid I knew who claimed his dad knew someone working on the new pokemon games (back before gold/silver were even announced here). He said the guy wanted new ideas for pokemon and we could draw them and give them to him and he would give it to his dad to give to the guy he knew.

I still wonder sometimes what he actually did with all of those made up pokemon we gave him.

>> No.1195417

Arcade kid back on the day. Nba Jam got released for Snes. Cant remember where I heard the rumor but heard if you can get to 500 wins and no losses unlock a super team. Made it it to 700+ wins and no losses before giving up. Lost summer..

>> No.1195425

>>1195385
holy shit! pat? show me a fucking pic!

>> No.1195434

>>1194934
Jesus, man. I mean it's a drag but breaking his fucking teeth?

>> No.1195471

Never had one of those kids when I was a kid. Now have friends who work for Nintendo as does my kid, also Sony. A few perks but I still have a better retro collection than all of them.

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Quite the opposite of being 'that kid'

>I tell autistic kid I can clone his Celibi in pokemon saphire/gold
>Don't know how he got a Celibi on that game
>I really could clone his pokemon with the box trick
>He didn't believe me
>MFW no Celibi and only 5/6 rare legendary pokemon on gold

Fucking autistic little rat, hes nearly half blind and full retarded. He could of had the starter he didn't choose, a set of legendarys, a couple of my shinys only if he traded me one pokemon. So raged, even right now 15ish years later

>> No.1195485

>That kid whose dad actually did work for Nintendo

Poor son of a bitch.

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>>1195482
>pokemon saphire/gold

Don't you mean Silver/Gold?

>> No.1195492

>>1195486
I was thinking of crystal but typed sapphire

>> No.1195498

>>1194934
>Implying you could beat anybody up

>> No.1195501

>>1195434
I'm sure the adult teeth grew in

>> No.1195507
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>be 8
>THPS is new and popular
>friend says dad works for Nintendo
>says he has a special black cart of THPS where there's twice as many levels that only kids of devs were able to get
>says he designed one of the special levels himself
>ask to go to his house to play it
>friend says can't because it's kept in a glass case because it's worth a thousand dollars

>be 9
>still friends with the guy
>says dad works for Nintendo still
>says his dad made a Playstation version of Goldeneye for him so he can play Goldeneye on his Playstation (flawless logic)
>want to go to his house to play it
>can't because friend says he got bored and threw it away last week

>be 9 still
>brother's friend (13?) says his aunt works for Sega
>his aunt actually works for Sega in advertising or something
>he gets the Dreamcast
>Dreamcast flops

>be 11
>Medal of Honor: Frontline is new
>that first friend says his dad works for Gamecube now and he has a special edition of the game signed by James Patterson himself (the game's character) (he's not a real WWII veteran, but I didn't know)
>be like woooaaahh
>can't show me because it's sealed in a glass case at his house

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>>1195485

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>tfw your That Kid and lied about how Super Mario 64 courses were based on your sketches and designs cos you're dad works for Ninty.
>the faggots actually believed me

>> No.1195554

>>1195471
oh you're THAT guy.

>> No.1195563

>tfw pikablu was real

>> No.1195574

>>1195061
How old are you? Like 16? How can you still have friends like that?

>> No.1195582

my best friend at the time in middle school would tell he his uncle worked for midway and that he knew all these bullshit things that were gonna be in mortal kombat 2 and that his uncle was a super secret character in nba jam

then he tried to tell me over the phone that he got mortal kombat 2 for snes like a month early and tried to prove it to me by playing sounds from the snes street fighter 2 sound test and say that it was the game

he's 32 now and still makes up bullshit stories to people that aren't true or based on anything whatsoever

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I kinda wonder if there's still "that kid"s among today's generation of kids, saying things like "My dad works for Activision and he got me Black Ops 3" or "If you get 500 kills in one life you'll unlock a xX360nOsCoPeSuPeRlAsErRoCkEtLaUnChEr420Xx"

>> No.1195589

>>1195548
>the faggots actually believed me

No one actually believed you. They just got tired of calling you out on your bullshit because you kept lying even further so they decided to play along to get you to shut up.

>> No.1195592

>>1195587
Up until last year I worked for a Call of Duty website and participated in the game's 'community' frequently. They still exist.

>> No.1195596

>>1194818
Man fuck those people. I let someone borrow my copy of Chrono Cross the day after I got it because he let me borrow Mega Man Legends 1 and 2 he moved across state the next day. Ive still never gotten to beat Chrono Cross because of that.

>> No.1195597

He had a game boy with him all the time, his "Gram" was the art teacher and his dad turned out to be the "southside rapist" who raped a bunch of old ladies in my area over a period of like 20 years.

>> No.1195598

>>1195587

Haha, probably something exactly like that. Kids make up all kinds of shit.

>> No.1195605

>>1195596
>letting someone borrow a game you JUST GOT

What the fuck's the matter with you?

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>>1195342
>fukken five star post nigga.

Mine,
>Be 4th/5th grade 2002ish
>mom gives away n64 and all my games to neighbor kid
>I get pissed, go to his house
>he's sitting there playing ocarina of time on my save file
>Tell him, "Hey, that's my n64, sorry my mom said you could have it, she said I can have it back."
>He just sneers at me, "Bite Me."
>Kick him square in the teeth, blood goes everywhere, including their tv and n64.
>Panic, ran the fuck out of there.
>Get home, mom got off phone with neighbor's parents.
>Take away my gamecube
>belt-paddlin' and crying ensue.
>Year with nothing but my gameboy color/wormlight playing under covers at night
>tfw

>> No.1195624

>>1195605
It was Mega Man Legends 1 and 2 all of which I wanted to play. I figured Id just get them and run through them real quick and then get back to the game that was mine so I could play it whenever I wanted. I didnt think he was gonna move the next day.

>> No.1195625

>>1195361
>years before it was localized, he described the plot of Dragon Ball GT to me, Goku being turned back into a kid, going SSJ4 and all that stuff. And that was the one time I called him out on his bullshit. I discovered a few years later that it was entirely true.

I don't blame you. It's amazing just how ridiculous and fanficky Dragon Ball could get.

>Okay there's this guy who shows up later, named Trunks
>He has purple hair and he's a super saiyan too
>and he's from the FUTURE!!!!
>and he has a sword
>oh and uh, also he's Vegeta's son
>and Frieza comes back and he's a cyborg
>and Trunks cuts Frieza in half, and kills him in one hit
>oh and Frieza's dad is there, too
>Frieza's dad looks just like Frieza's second form, but a different color, and he's like ten times stronger than Frieza
>and Trunks kills him in one hit too

Picture yourself in the 90's, watching Dragon Ball Z on Toonami, and some kid has just described this episode to you. Would you EVER believe it if you didn't see it for yourself?

>> No.1195631

>>1195612
you should have also kicked that whore in the mouth for giving away your shit

>> No.1195636

>>1195624
Well, you got the better deal in the long run, anyway.

>> No.1195642

>>1195296
Also happened on Beast Wars.
His spark was flying around in space and possessed Waspinator or some shit.
There was also a few episodes with Rampage.

>> No.1195649

>>1195482
Reminds me of a story
>show kid at daycare the box trick in G/S/C
>he wants me to clone his Celebi
>never seen Celebi, heart rate increases
>don't want to risk losing the Celebi, trade it to my cart
>tell him it was lost during the glitch
I still feel bad. Sorry Ian.

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>Me & my best friend in elementary school used to spend countless hours playing Pokemon R/B whilst sharing our findings with each other.
>Friend eventually finds webrings of GeoCities pages infamously known for bogus Pokemon secrets & glitches.
>>"Here is a code for Togepi (YIPEEEE!!!!)that has been tested and approved by my Pokemon friends: Start a new game. First beat the Elite Four without ever going on the S. S. Anne. Then go to Mt. Moon and use the itemfinder 101 times. Then you should find an egg. Inside is Togepi! (Note: use caution; after you find Togepi, the only other thing you can fight is Togepi, and an ant)"
>Spend an entire night at a kitchen table with him & his uninterested babysitter marking a tally sheet for each time the itemfinder was used.
>repeat process two more times
>no results
>go home

Source:
http://www.angelfire.com/biz3/togepil/

>> No.1195707

Another Pokemon story from same anon:

>>1194830
There was a kid in my elementary school who claimed he was invited to an early screening of Pokemon: The First Movie. He said the plot was that Ash had finally caught all 151 Pokemon but for an unexplained reason, they all ran away. Within the run-time of a single movie, Ash manages to catch them all; including Mew, Mewtwo, & even Mewthree. The latter being a Pokemon my year had mistook by the armor worn by Mewtwo in the Viridian Gym Battle episode.

The same kid also made a claim two years later that the PS2 was going to be backwards compatible with every console that preceded it, even those produced by Nintendo & SEGA, disc-based & cartridge-based consoles.

>> No.1195718

Kid.

>> No.1195727
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Here are some good ones:

> Some younger portoguese kid from school
> Has Sega Genesis
> Tells me he has Dragon: Bruce Lee Story
> tells me it has fatalities,like ripping people's head off, and the girls being nude and shit.
> ask him to show me (I knew it was bullshit)
> go to his place
> play game
> Shit game, nothing happens
> tells me his mom REMOVED the brutality chip from the game

Another older dude:

> Tells me there is Sexuality in MK3
> Sub-Zero can undress girls
> believe him
> get SNES version, nothing there
> he tells me it only works on PS1.
> mfw.jpg

and something recently happened:

> a bro asks me how one piece pw is
> tell him its ok, I can lend it to you
> tells me : all right
> later that day we go to his place
> I see a rental version of One Piece there
> he says: Oh? Didnt I tell you?
> i said no....ask him if he played it
> he says : NO NOT YET
> turn on PS3
> his trophies for One piece are at 10%
> (know its bullshit, still pretend to be naive)
> he says "Must have been the neighbours kid"
> I say ok and check the dates on the trophies: dates are the same day, before we met. (obviously he played it)
> I tell him the date is early in the morning
> he says "damn my neighbours kid shouldnt get in so early"
> mfw.jpg

I still don't know why he did that...BTW we are 29 years old. Never called him out on this One Piece bullshit.

>> No.1195734

>>1194881
you should have known it was bullshit because no fight in DB lasts for 30 seconds.

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>>1195727

I remembered another one:

> some black dude in Middle school in Germany
> claims his friend's dad works in Dubai and they already have PS3 and PS4 there

Another guy:

> guy is around 24
> tells me his friend in Bulgaria hacked the ps3 (this was WAY before the jailbreak)
> tell him: if there was a way it would have been on the internet already
> he says "how do you know? he doesnt want to share it"
> told him : if he did hack it, he would be a legend if he posted it online
> he still claimed " well, If I was him, I wouldnt share it either"
> mfw

Pic related(not really); Rugal Bernstein from King of Fighters (...the movie)

>> No.1195736

>>1195732
Actually, a lot of hackers do tend to keep the information to themselves. This is generally because video game companies find out about the vulnerabilities the same way a user would (online, in public) and patch it out ASAP. A hacker would either take the extra mile and find a way to keep their custom software on it or keep it to themselves and enjoy functionality that the game publishers probably won't detect.

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>>1195342
For future gens

>> No.1195742

>>1195736

To be honest, in this guy's case (bulgarian) hacker, I am like 100% sure it was bullshit.

>> No.1195743

>>1195425
if only it really was 2bfp.

>> No.1195774

>>1194732
>"I have the nude code for Tomb Raider!"

>> No.1195779

>>1195636
he got the better deal in the fucking short run. MML 1 and 2 are fucking fantastic, and even though I love CC, I would say they're both a lot better.

>>1195596
It is possible he didn't know. I've actually had that happen to me before. I got in contact with the guy afterward, and went across the state with my Mom to visit our grandma. Gave him back his game and let him keep mine because I felt like such an ass. (It was Pokemon Crystal and SMW.)

>> No.1195781

>>1195624
Did you go over to his house to pick up the games? Surely you must have seen the packed boxes?

>> No.1195784

>>1195625
A guy i knew in elementary school had an older brother that had watched subs of DBZ before they aired in america. No one believed him when he would talk about future DBZ episodes. Everything he said was true. That guy got me into to RPGs too.

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>>1195485
>Live in Seattle Washington
>new kid tells me his dad works for Nintendo and he knows all kinds of stuff about Nintendo games
>another guy tells him to stop lying
>points to his T-Shirt
>it's a Nintendo World Championship T-Shirt
>five other people say their dad works for Nintendo too
>know none of them are lying
>transfer student looks retarded
>MFW

This shit would happen all the fucking time. Most of them just worked in the calls center, though.

>> No.1195820

>be Italian
>be hanging out with Italian friends
>there's this older guy there and he's giving my friend a hard time about his foot injury
>my friend tells him to fuck off
>older guy pulls out a gun and sprays him, just unloads a whole magazine into his chest

>> No.1195830
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>playing a demo
>if you play fast enough the full game unlocks
So many hours wasted

>> No.1195834

>>1195794
Their dads were this guy?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xkyd40_nintendo-helpline_shortfilms

>> No.1195835

>>1195830
There were a few demos that had something like this.

>> No.1195843

>>1195834
jimmy really was retarded and wasn't actually good at video games. Look at him pass up that ghouls and ghosts machine what a pleb

>> No.1195849

>>1195834
Pretty much, yeah.

>> No.1195857

When I was in 4th grade I took advantage of my moving halfway across the country to get free games. I borrowed games from all the kids who had wronged me over the years and skipped town.

It was justified because they were all cunts. Also because I got 6 free games and there was nothing they could do.

>> No.1195858

>>1195857
What games?

>> No.1195869

When I was 9

>> No.1195870

>>1195869

Fuck I hit "submit" too soon.
Anyway, when I was 10 there was a kid that told me his uncle was an astronaut and saw Pokemon on the Moon.
I called bullshit on that and he didn't talk to me for a week.

>> No.1195872

>>1195858
Star fox 64, banjo tooie, paper mario, smash bros, majoras mask, dk64 (with the fucking expansion pak!)

Made out like a damn bandit. Especially when I found out i needed the pak for Majoras Mask.

>> No.1195905

>>1195554
Yup. I'm that guy. You jelly faggot?

>> No.1195935

>>1195707
>The latter being a Pokemon my year had mistook by the armor worn by Mewtwo in the Viridian Gym Battle episode.
Oh god us too.

>> No.1195940

>>1194807
>b-buh buh you gotta beat elite 4 ten times without losing or saving and you can't use mewto

>> No.1195957
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1195957

My dad actually worked for Sega.

No one ever fucking believed me.

>> No.1195972

My brother was one of those kids. I'm not sure if he made stuff up for attention or if he was a compulsive liar.

>"If you press the X button really rapidly, the acceleration gauge goes into the red!", referring to the loading screens in Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit.
>"When you get to the end of Silent Hill, it turns out you were in the Resident Evil mansion the whole time!"
>"Mortal Kombat is a Japanese game, dude. It has Ninjas in it."
>"I wish a third bomb had been dropped on Japan in dubya dubya too. That way we wouldn't have these shitty Mario games clogging up the video game stores!"

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>>1195972
>"Mortal Kombat is a Japanese game, dude. It has Ninjas in it."

>> No.1195980
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1195980

>Super Smash Bros 64 just came out
>the bully on our school already unlocked all characters and the SMB secret stage
>tellling that everyone on school
>i tell to him he was wrong
>i said to him he has to unlock another characters more like King Dedede, Wario, James Bond (for Goldeneye) and some sega games characters
>bully starts to desperate and begs me to tell him how to unlock them
>i said you need to go to Nintendo and them will tell you how because its a ultra secret for the game
>he starts to get mad because he has no money to go
>i say to him to borrow his game because i'm going on a trip to Nintendo in 2 days
>he accepts, but says he's going to hit me in the face id i don't do that
>To the next day, he lends me his game
>time for the trip
>I'm actually moving to another house and changing school
>Got a new game and never seen that kid again

Not sure if i was That Kid, but that's that he got for being an asshole

>> No.1195993
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1195993

I told my little cousin that you can unlock Luigi in Mario 64 by collecting every single coin in the game without dying once, including the ones in castle and the courtyard. It had to be done in one sitting as well. My other cousin went along with it and told him the same thing so that it's more believable. We made shit up about how Luigi's jumps are completely different. The first jump is just the normal jump with more height, the second is the sparkling jump you get from Yoshi and the third is a really high jump that causes Luigi to twirl down slowly, like when you jump on certain enemies.

He believed that for years. Why didn't the people who own the game all have Luigi? Because they were obviously not skilled enough to unlock him.

>> No.1195994

>>1195625
I read the plot of GT on some fan website. People called me a liar until the show actually aired and it sucked so hard that no one even bothered checking whether what I said was actually true

>> No.1196012

>>1195224
Maybe he had a bad life at home?

>> No.1196018

>>1195597
>his dad turned out to be the "southside rapist"
You can't just leave us hanging, that's too interesting to pass up, give us some more details!

>> No.1196025

>>1194807
I-I believed those stories, I tried and tried and tried, but I just assumed I hadn't done it right! I was a gullible kid.

>>1195732
> some black dude in Middle school in Germany
> claims his friend's dad works in Dubai and they already have PS3 and PS4 there

Reminds me of when I went in elementary, there was this dipshit who claimed he was a millionaire, and that his house was made out of diamonds.
Really hated that kid, often fantasized about caving in his skull with a crowbar.

>> No.1196115

Cerulean City was originally called Bluewater City. Bluewater being at the time, the largest shopping centre in Europe newly built.

i don't even know where to begin with this.

>> No.1196120

>>1195820

that is not /vr/ and most importantly naples is not italy

>> No.1196125

>>1196115
Begin.

>> No.1196127

>>1195707
I actually did go to a pre-screening of the Pokemon movie a little while before it was released, no idea why looking back. But I spoilt that shit for everyone, told them Ash dies at the end.

'That kid' tried to jump in on it as well saying he was at the same screening.
>mfw I couldn't disprove it but I knew he wasn't.

>> No.1196132

>>1196125
Well the first being what's the point in even making that one up? Everyone believed it, but the fuck? Why? It doesn't get anyone to do anything other than tell other people

>> No.1196142

>>1195820
That guy was not a good fellow.

>> No.1196176

>>1195957

My Friend's Brother worked for Nintendo and even brought home Debug carts flashed with the latest games.

I had Mortal Kombat 3, months before it was actually released (You actually had to go gold 3-4 months before manufacture in those days) and saw an early version of DKC. Shit was cash.

>> No.1196185

>>1195781
no i told him i had just gotten the game and we just brought them to school the next day, then the day after that is when he moved. I had never actually been to his house, though I knew where it was if I had to go get it, but then he pulled that shit

>> No.1196221

>You can get to the island in the dam if you can beat the level without firing a shot

>> No.1196238

This is not really vr realed but dammit ....
A gazillion years ago before Dragon ball was really popular

>Dragon Ball is aired on tv
>Only I watch it, noone else gives a a fuck about it
>Buy a Vidya magazine (can't remember wich one)
>Magazine had pics of the DBZ cast but no info, just pics
>Be amazed at all the characters I didn't know yet
>Bring magazine to school, shot it to some fucks
>Another kid explains to me that Goku grows up and then the series is called DBZ etc.
>Says it with a weird grin on his face
>Another retard goes all like "look at his face! He's making shit up!!"
>Get into fight
>mfw he was telling the truth
>mfw I insulted and punched him
>Dissapoint-joker.jpg

>> No.1196251

>Early 2000 or late 1999 can't remember
>Pokemon ultra popular
>Pokemon silver/gold comes out in japan
>Somehow friend of mine gets a partially translated rom of it
>Gives me a diskette with the rom and emulator
>Translation is bad but menu/commands are readable
>Most text in the beginning of the game is translated
>Next days we never stop talking about it
>One day we start talking about it, and there were a couple of young kids sitting next to us
>They hear our conversation, they go crazy
>start calling other kids "ZOMG! They has the pokemons 2!!!!"
>Suddenly tons of stupid kids surround us
>"Tell us abot the game !!! TELL US !!!!!!!"

Their reaction was really funny.

>> No.1196267

>>1195385
Please don't bring up those faggots here

>> No.1196361

>>1195857
6 people were cunts to you? and you stole their games? sounds like you were the cunt and used poor excuses to steal.

>> No.1196379

>>1196012
OR he was a cunt who didn't wanna share his nintendo 63.

>> No.1196382

>>1196176
>MK3 on SNES
Wow, that sucks, man. I honestly can't think of a worse punishment.

>> No.1196456

>>1195980
You're a dick. That kid was just proud of himself.

>> No.1196463

>>1195649
>>show kid at daycare the box trick in G/S/C
>>he wants me to clone his Celebi
>>never seen Celebi, heart rate increases
>>don't want to risk losing the Celebi, trade it to my cart
>>tell him it was lost during the glitch
i've done worse i actually hooked a kids game who had a legit mew and celebi took it home on my mega memory card put it on a a different Pokemon gold then traded them over to my crystal. he lost his save and i refused to let him get his back with my mega memory card. to this fing day he still hates me for it.

>> No.1196465

>>1195980
You are a piece of shit.

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>>1195980
Are you sure you actually changed schools & didn't drop-out in elementary school? Judging from your grammar, it sure seems like the latter.

>> No.1196529

>>1196127
>a new breed of that kid

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1196554

Speaking of Smash.

Towards the end of my 6th grade year, Melee had been out for a few months & Electronic Gaming Monthly magazine had recently published the issue with an April Fool's Day joke:

>Unlock Sonic and Tails by defeating 20 opponents in Cruel Melee mode.

That kid brought that issue into lunch period one day & swore that he had accomplished the challenge. So me & my best friend spent a few grueling afternoons to test this claim only to end in disappointment.

When we told him it wasn't true, he got really defensive & claimed WE were the liars. I got a hold of the magazine & noticed the date of April 1st, but he still wouldn't admit his bullshit. I called him a "bullshit artist," then he became really offended & resorting to red herrings & name-calling. Eventually he said something personal to me, so I stood-up, ready to punch him out. A teacher had reacted quickly & separated us both from the table to opposite sides of the cafeteria for a few weeks.

>We nearly had a fist-fight over an argument that escalated from a video game.

>> No.1196569

>>1196463
>he still hates me
yeah no shit

>> No.1196587

>>1195980
>5th or 6th grade
>Melee is out
>everyone is still unlocking characters
>tell friend that I unlocked Ash and you can use different Pokemon for moves
I wasn't toooo far off I guess.

>> No.1196595

>>1196025

I hated fuckers like that.

HE IS RICH ! HOW CAN YOU KNOW HE DOESNT HAVE A PS3 AND PS4

>> No.1196602

way back in the day a friend claimed his cart of FFIV (oldschool snes FF"II" cart) glitched out and gave his characters crazy stat boosts, a new summon called Moam and was able to play as Golbez.

Went to his house the next day, asked to see the file. He suddenly claims that morning all his save files were deleted in another glitch, of course.

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1196764

Speaking of Smash.

Towards the end of my 6th grade year, Melee had been out for a few months & Electronic Gaming Monthly magazine had recently published the issue with an April Fool's Day joke:

>Unlock Sonic and Tails by defeating 20 opponents in Cruel Melee mode.

That kid brought that issue into lunch period one day & swore that he had accomplished the challenge. So me & my best friend spent a few grueling afternoons to test this claim only to end in disappointment.

When we told him it wasn't true, he got really defensive & claimed WE were the liars. I got a hold of the magazine & noticed the date of April 1st, but he still wouldn't admit his bullshit. I called him a "bullshit artist," then he became really offended & resorting to red herrings & name-calling. Eventually he said something personal to me, so I stood-up, ready to punch him out. A teacher had reacted quickly & separated us both from the table to opposite sides of the cafeteria for a few weeks.

>We nearly had a fist-fight over an argument that escalated from a video game.

>> No.1196813

>>1196463
he should hate you for it. Why wouldn't you give him back his save when you had full access to it. Never going to lend you anything.

>> No.1196846

>>1196382

Back in those days, Beggars couldn't be choosers. It was a nice port though. Probably the best one since the PS1 version had load times up the wazoo. Saturn UMK3 was pretty much arcade perfect however.

Just paled in the face of "HOLY SHIT THEY DID WHAT WITH KILLER INSTINCT?!?" at the time. I remember my friends brother acted like he was joking about it a month before it was revealed in one of the magazines. We didn't know he was serious.

>> No.1196862

>>1196764
More like
>we nearly had a fight about him being a lying piece of shit

>> No.1196918

>>1196813
>e should hate you for it. Why wouldn't you give him back his save when you had full access to it. Never going to lend you anything.
a couple of things...
1: first off he refused to believe me that the i could clone it and not mess with his save.
2: he refused to let me do it. i snuck around and did it later because his mom had me go up to his room and get her vacuum.
3: when he found out he balled up his fist and punched me chipping my tooth, ran off to check his save, found out it was completely ok and refused to apologize for chipping my tooth

>> No.1197010

My friend once told me he was charizard. I didn't belive it for a second. He didn't even know Wing attack yet and his wings were obviously cardboard. He was clearly still a charmeleon. Wasn't fooling anyone.

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>>1195727
>tells me his mom REMOVED the brutality chip from the game

Get a load of this guy not owning the brutality chip version of Dragon.

>> No.1197020

>>1195736
Yeah I remember back when the PSP hacking scene was really active there was a lot of controversy over people leaking some other guy's hacks for either CFW 6.10 or 6.20. Forget which one was deemed nearly impossible to hack for the longest time until that Patapon 2 exploit became a thing.

>> No.1197023
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>if you get enough golden spatulas you can open spongebob's freezer and it resets your game
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU LYING SPERGY FUCK

>> No.1197034

>>1197023
There were that kids by the time the original Xbox came out? At that point the internet was pretty much common for every kid at school so I would imagine it being really hard for them to still trick kids with so much information available.

Fuck you gamewinners.com. Like half your codes were complete bullshit.

>> No.1197074

>>1195736
>2013
>On some vdya forum
>Kid claims a lot of console exploits are never announced
>The irony when it's posted in a thread about bullshitters

>> No.1197079

>>1194732
Pretty sure a kid dropped a "In Japan, they're already on Mario 68", around the time SMB3 came out.

>> No.1197098

>>1197074
But it's true. A lot of people who find exploits do not like releasing them until after the console is done being supported so they won't get patched in an update. The exploits that do get released are usually done by people who don't care or the company noticed the exploit before the end of its support so there is no loss in releasing it for people who either have an older version of the console or older firmware.

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>He played Smackdown 2, before it came out in US/EU
>"all the text was in Japanese, except for the names of Taka and Funaki from Kaientai".

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1197150

>"If you finish 1st in every race in the Championship with every car you can drive the AI cars!"

I fucking hate you.

>> No.1197154

>>1197098

This is true and think about it: if those faggots didn't blew their load on ps3 with those keys we would now have its whole library unlocked for free instead of half-assed CFW that only works on consoles under a certain FW.

>> No.1197162

>>1196918
you deserved it
>WAAAAAHHH he wouldn't let me play his game so I snuck it away from him
You're a total faggot kid, I would have broken your teeth too

>> No.1197268

>>1195625
I still don't believe it.

I thought Frieza was an absolute badass, only guy capable of going head to head with a super saiyan. That episode brought him (and his god damn dad!) down to krillin level of suck

>> No.1197287

>>1195820
Was your friend nick named spider? I think I knew the guy

>> No.1197298

>>1196918
>2: he refused to let me do it.
Why should he? He put in the hard work to get em and you did fucking nothing.

>> No.1197303

>>1194732

my classmate bragged about having an N64 all the time. when we went to his house to play some vidya, he said we can't because it's broken/high on the shelf/whatever other bullshit. suffice to say, nobody ever saw the N64

>> No.1197315 [DELETED] 

>>1197298
just another example of the entitled attitude of today's shithead children. When your parents are liberal commie scum everybody elses's games become your games too.

>> No.1197336

>>1195980
>Using a pic of Kuuga to tell a story about being a dick
>le cool guy
>le
You are no ally of justice. You're a disgrace.

>> No.1197347

>i have every yugioh card
>do you have "make up some shit"
>yeah
>haha faggot i made that up
>no you didn't

>> No.1197363

>Be little kid
>Be camping with friend
>Steal a bunch of Yugioh cards from this kids trailer I barely knew
>Hide Book under their truck thinking no one will know
>Go back later for it and get caught

I was "that" kid

>> No.1197362

>>1197347
>no you didn't
>yes I did
>no it's actually real and I have it
I miss those days where we all had elementary schooler logic

>> No.1197374

This kid claimed that his dad worked for Nintendo. He said that Nintendo's next console, called the Ultra 64 would use cartridges, and it wasn't going to be that CD add-on by Sony he told me about before. He said that that Sony, displeased with how Nintendo essentially backstabbed them in their contracts, decided to make their own console that uses CDs, called the Play Station, and he said this could pose a serious threat to Nintendo. He mentioned that the Ultra 64 was going to only have 2 games at launch for an entire year, and feared that the CD based Play Station would get support from the big boys like Konami and Square, forcing Nintendo in the back seat of the console race.

What a load of bullshit, huh?

>> No.1197393

>>1197363
Well if we are going to talk about dumb shit we did as a kid one time when I was like six I got these totally cool Spider-Man underpants. I stood at the glass door of this one girl's house I knew with my pants off hoping the underwear would make her think I am cool. Her dad saw and yelled at me to never go near her again.

>> No.1197406

>>1197363
Do you know there is a special ring in hell for you people?

>> No.1197498

>>1197393
You are great and probably have some cool stories. I'd love to sit and have a beer with you.

>> No.1197540

>>1194818
FUCK, I had a friend like that, too. After a bit too many bad experiences, I started putting labels on all of my games with my name and a warning, "DO NOT LEND" (as in, to prevent my friends from lending them to their friends).

About 4 of my GameBoy games mysteriously disappeared one day when this fucker was visiting my house, about a week later, I saw him with one of them, except the labels were missing and were instead replaced by shitty marker hand writting that said the same shit, with his name. When I confronted him about it, he just went "Oh, that's a different copy, it's not yours. That writing? It's just a thing I do now".

I stopped talking to him shortly after, and to this day I never knew what became of him, but I hope he got busted stealing something else and got his ass in jail. Most of the games I lost weren't that valuable, but one of them was Megaman V.

>> No.1197614

>>1197540
I had a friend like this.
>Find my games in his room
>"Oh, you lent that to me"
>"Without the case?"
>"Uh... yeah"
Or the always classic
>"That one's mine"

Now this was a kid who never had extra spending money. He would literally beg his friends for lunch money and use it to buy games. Turns out he actually always had lunch money but he told us otherwise. On top of that he was diabetic so if he didn't eat he'd be in trouble. Naturally we gave him money because of this.

To this day I have Mana Khemia for the PS2 on my shelf with no disc in the case. Everything is in there, manual, soundtrack, case, but no disc. He was an RPG nut so I'm thinking he might have swiped it. Last I heard he smokes, and drinks heavily, and does pot now. Damn shame because besides that, he was actually a true bro. When he actually asked to borrow stuff he was always cool about bringing it back, but once in a while he'd swipe something. I dunno why, it's not like I'd say no to him borrowing it.

>> No.1197634

I remember falling for a prank code in an old gaming magazine that told me how to evolve Charmeleon into Yoshi instead of Charizard in Red and Blue. I told everyone about the code at school and soon everyone in my class was trying to get Yoshi. Some kids called me out on bullshit, but I brought in the magazine and "proved" them wrong. I was that kid all because I was too young to realize i fell for a prank.

Also not /vr/ but I had this kid in my class from 1st to 3rd grade who claimed that Britney Spears let him squeeze her boobs.

>> No.1197640

>>1194818
I remember letting one kid borrow a game and when I asked him a week later he told me he let some other kid in school borrow it, when I tracked down that kid it turned out that kid let some other kid borrow it etc until I tracked it down to like the fifth or six kid later. Never let anyone aside from really close friends borrow my stuff again after that shit.

>> No.1197650

>>1197634
At least it was a prank. One time I bought one of those thick cheat books back in the late 90s and one of the codes was to play as Charmander and Pikachu in Mortal Kombat Trilogy.

>> No.1197652

This wasn't even but like a year ago.
>let friend borrow FF9
>He fucking sits on the case before he even goes home and cracks it.

jesus christ those double-wide jewel cases are so fucking hard to get.

>> No.1197653

>>1195835
WOW Really? like what?

>> No.1197656

>>1195993
>The first jump is just the normal jump with more height, the second is the sparkling jump you get from Yoshi and the third is a really high jump that causes Luigi to twirl down slowly, like when you jump on certain enemies.

I bet you must have felt good when the DS port came out and Luigi actually did have the twirling jump

>> No.1197660

>>1197653
I think he is talking about time locked demos. I remember before emulation was really popular Sega would sell emulated ports of some of their Sega games and each one had a sixty minute demo. Even managed to beat some of those games before the time limit ran out.

>> No.1197664

>>1197660
ahh i see

>> No.1197668

>>1197660
*some of their Sega Genesis games

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>>1197374
Who would ever believe this malarcky

>> No.1197675

>>1197640
Did this happen in Animal Crossing by any chance?

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>>1197675
I wish I lived in the world of Animal Crossing, I could finally be best friends with a bear.

>> No.1197683

>>1197676
Or just make friends with a viking

>> No.1197706

>>1197540
I forgot to say, one of those "previous incidents" involved one of the most bullshit excuses I ever heard during my childhood.

He said he lost the game because he dropped it in the toilet while he was taking a shit. Fucking seriously.

>> No.1197750

>>1197706
It's possible. I lost my original 3DS stylus that way. Taking a shit after working 3rd shift. Tired. Dozed off on toilet. Stylus fell in. I'm not reaching in for a stylus. Wouldn't reach in for a game if I was changing games and dropped one.

Yes. I play handheld games while shitting. So what.

>> No.1197774

>>1197750
Thanks to smart phones I went from reading books to posting on 4chan while I shit.

>> No.1197807

>>1197750
why would you change games?
why are you bringing more than one game in the first place?
You're taking a shit, not going on a road trip.

>> No.1197816

>>1195689
I've seen a bunch of websites with old fake pokemon cheats, but I've never seen another one with togepi being found in Mt. Moon.

The "that kid" of my elementary school told us that you had to use the "pokebomb" (that's a whole different story) in a certain area of Mt. Moon and you'd find the Star Gym. When you beat the gym leader you'd get togepi.

>> No.1197847

>>1197034
I only knew two fakes from there

>> No.1197875

>If you jump into the volcano in Skate Heaven on THPS2 with Spiderman and do his special at a certain time, you unlock the red power ranger

So much time wasted trying this and so many other things to try to unlock characters

>> No.1197885

>>1197098
It's also true that I have a flying pink unicorn. But I'm not going to show it to anyone.

Letting people know you've found an exploit it not the same as releasing it.

Make a list of exploits released while a console was still supported.
Make a list of exploits released after a console was no longer supported.
Count the number on each list.
Compare to see if your claim is valid.

>> No.1197915

>Kid tells me that there's going to be a new Sonic game where Sonic has a little brother who can break dance and farts for speed
>I fucking believed him

>> No.1197951

> be 11
> get a PS2 with a copy of FFX
> decide it sucks
> get a copy of FF VII at a garage sale
> love it
> lend it to a friend because his Xbox broke and he was stuck with a PS1
> never get it back
> find out two years later that the discs got run over by a truck
> so pissed

>> No.1197994

>>1195587
That dog's ears look like they stink.

>>1195957
Sorry to say this, but this made me lel. Love every laugh.

>> No.1198010

>>1197750
You must have some pretty epic shits if they last so long you finish a game and start a new one.

>> No.1198015

>>1197774
Yo Dawg I heard you like shit so I put 4chan on your phone so you can post shit while you shit.

>> No.1198029

>there's an entirely new quest in ocarina of time you havent unlocked
>new dungeons, new items, fucking everything
>i cant show it to you on my file, i, uh, loaned it to a friend
>youre obviously just doing it wrong and terrible at the game if you cant unlock it

>> No.1198042

one of my coworkers says he has an unbeatable score in star fox 64
he claims that he can get 'like 300-400' kills in corneria by shooting down the missiles that the boss (hidden path) fires at you

i asked him what his complete game score was and he said 4000

he also claims that his friend discovered a rare stone in pokemon red/blue that allow you to evolve your starters to a fourth stage
i confronted him on this and told him that these games have been ripped apart to hell and back data-wise and his argument was simply that 'he had seen it'

>> No.1198061

>>1195980
>someone actually achieved something and is showing off
>omg im so jelly he's such a dick
>i'll steal his game

>> No.1198065

>>1197315
Fuck off to >>>/pol/ with that shit.

>> No.1198067

>>1197540
>lending games to friends or anyone at all

It's like people don't prize their possessions.

>> No.1198519

>>1197774
I know. I barely read anymore. Fuck, books are great.

>>1197807
Come home from game store. Have to shit badly. Need something to play. Just bought a new game. Don't have time to switch out old game. Just grab DS and put new game in after sitting down.

>>1198010
I like my bathroom. Best place to read and play games without being interrupted.

>> No.1198731

>>1197750
>Yes. I play handheld games while shitting. So what.

Well who fucking doesn't? It's no different than reading or browsing 4cham on your phone while on the shitter.

Hell, whenever I read the old Doom novels, I usually prefer to do it while in the bathroom. Something about the subtle noise the ventilation makes, the lack of windows and the actually somewhat small room, makes the atmosphere just right.

I also like reading gun rags on the toilet, even if they're less than interesting in this country.

>> No.1198781

>>1197915
That actually sounds better than the new games.

>> No.1198846

>>1198042
How old is he?
I mean, seriously, your point exactly, those old games have been practically dissected, if not just because of all the fucking rumors kids were spreading.

I can't think of one videogame with as much mythmaking around it.

>> No.1198860

>>1198067
I thought I was the only one who thinks that way

>> No.1198864

>>1198065
he's right you know

>> No.1198868

>>1198864
That may be, but that doesn't mean that it doesn't go on /pol/.

Cute, petite girls with b-cups are very nice, but that doesn't mean they don't go on /s/ and /hc/.

>> No.1198953
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1198953

>3rd or 4th grade
>meet a kid
>don't have any friends because of some social disorder (the symptoms mostly went away as I got older), but this guy seems cool
>always telling That Kid stories

He actually ended up being a bro, but man he was bad as a kid.

>if you beat Super Smash Brothers as a character on Very Hard with one life and the timelimit on you unlock an alternate costume that gives him angry eyes or some other costume change like Samus turning naked or being able to pick the extra Yoshi colors


>>1198864
>1st grade
>have a crush on a girl
>one day in recess steal a kiss
>she gets mad
>tells her parents
>they threaten to SUE MY MOTHER FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT

>> No.1198968

>>1198953
>they threaten to SUE MY MOTHER FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT

Don't really know if I'm gonna blame conservatives or "progressives" on this one.

On one hand, it could be one of those "No sex before marriage" things, but it also sounds like the kind of reactionary liberal kneejerk that the schools are doing these days, as "zero tolerance" policy.

>> No.1198983

>>1198953
Sexual harassment laws are indefensible. I wish the insects who support them would just fuck off to some euro nanny state

>> No.1199069

>>1198983
>euro nanny state

They would laugh about shit like that.

Only in America.

>> No.1199081

>>1198983
It's not that I'm against sexual harassment laws, but for fuck's sake, how does a first grader sexually harass someone? I didn't even know what sex was back then.

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>>1194818

>be in middle school
>saved up allowance and odd jobs cash to buy games
>get Duke
>redguard in bio class talking to me about it
>tell him it's violent, fun, and has sexy geometric ladies
>eventually let him borrow it
>ask him for my game back after like two weeks
>ugh...i swear i brought it but there must be a hole in my bookbag
>take his bookbag off his chair, inspect it, no holes but he gives me an attitude
>tell him to stop fucking around and bring my game in the next day
>didn't bring it the next day
>we live in the same townhouse complex
>get off the bus, tell him i'm going with him to his house for my game
>starts cursing at me, typical redguard drama
>punch him once really hard in the chest, knock him over, start kicking his gut demanding my game

I never got it back from him directly but my buddy Derek confirmed the redguard kept my game. He was bro enough to steal it back for me when he was at the redguard's place one afternoon. He said the faggot wouldn't notice for a while because his room was a pigsty.

Derek was a bro.

>> No.1199123

>>1199084
What's a redguard? I know it's TES something but in real world talk.

>> No.1199127

>>1199123
Basically a nigger.

>> No.1199149

>Pokemon anime starts introducing Gold/Silver Pokemon before G/S are released over here
>Someone tells my friend that if you walk on every tile in that big cave(I forget the name) and press A every step then you get Togepi
>Have a sleepover that night
>We do this all night, multiple times just in case

>> No.1199167

>>1195597
Columbus?

>> No.1199173
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1199173

>Pokemon Yellow coming out
>Everyone knows its basically Red/Blue version but more in line with the anime
>Friend tells everyone that not only do you start with Pikachu, but you get Brock and Misty to follow you along too
>So much speculation
>OMG can we play as Misty? Can we essentially carry 18 pokemans? Can we be a gym leaderzz?

Fuck I was hyped. And I boxed that Pikachu pretty damn quick. Can't even use a thunderstone on it and it's the only one in the game? C'mon

>> No.1199183

But it's not like ash ever evolved his pikachu in the show, and pikachu is on the cover and on the title, and... Yeah.

Pokemon Yellow is pretty much "Pikachu up your ass" version. eoc

>> No.1199185

>>1199173
It's actually possible to evolve it without trading through a glitch.

http://glitchcity.info/wiki/index.php/Evolve_without_an_Evolution_Stone

You can't do it to Pikachu until you get to Cinnabar, unfortunately, but it's something at least.

>> No.1199201

>>1198953
The fuck is up with that kids and naked characters?

>> No.1199198

>>1195364
Even with my masterballs...

>> No.1199202

>>1198968
Zero tolerance is such bullshit. All it does is fuck over the kids who get bullied because they risk getting expelled for fighting back.

>> No.1199209

>>1199202

lol

>> No.1199217

>>1195734
See:
>>1195625

>> No.1199218

>>1198519
>without being interrupted
Clearly you have no females in your life
Clearly I should have already known this

>> No.1199279

>>1199202
Well, the concept of "Zero Tolerance" is about the worst thing you can do to discipline people and deal with the actual problem.

If you allow me to /k/ for a moment, when you went to school, could you even PICTURE getting expelled for making finger guns in school?

And if you look at the ATF, how many otherwise law-abiding citizens have they fucked in the ass over technicalities, minutiae, and tiny details?

Or even cops, bust a man for a quarter bag of weed and jam him into a hostile environment full of thugs for a couple of years, I'm sure he'll become a model citizen once he's done.

>> No.1199690

>>1198067
>being that asshole friend that keeps all the games to himself
You either don't have friends or they're just as elitist as you.

But to be honest, most of the time I didn't do it out of pure good will, you let them borrow one and you get to borrow one from them in exchange, that's the way it worked. I was poor and could only afford one game a year (xmas), this was the only way to play more.

>> No.1199839

>>1195342
Saved for future prophecy. Hope 4chins is still around...

>> No.1199865

>>1199202
I told my kid "If someone hits you at school or steals something from you, don't retaliate, tell me. I'll teach you how to press criminal charges. It will be a lesson the kid will never forget."

Extreme, but if someone lays a hand on her or her belongings, I will have no qualms about giving her what she needs to tear his life apart.

>> No.1200157

>>1199865
>It will be a lesson the kid will never forget."
And it'll teach your kid not to fend for themselves, and instead get someone else to do it.

>> No.1200628

>>1195794
My uncle lives in some rich burb around seattle. When his daughter was younger, she worked the call center there. I have 3 real stories about it.

1. She got me a really low serial # brick gameboy with a ton of games for 64 dollars. I fucking saved all summer mowing lawns for it. I was kind of pissed she threw in qix.

2. When my family went to visit them (I was about 10 or so) she took me on a walkthrough of the call center and I got to see the employee lounge. It had a popcorn machine and an old arcade version of Punch Out. This was right before "mortal monday" when mortal kombat got released for snes. I thought it was really cool at the time, but it was just a bunch of cubicles basically.

3. Her boyfriend worked with Nintendo Japan and Nintendo Us as a developer. They eventually broke up and he moved to japan. I remember waiting for dinner to be ready and watching him pass super mario land. Then he kind of turned to me and said "want to see something cool"

He dug around in his backpack a little and pulled out a nes cart that was half gold LoZ and half ice hockey with some kind of adapter or something on it. He said it was a game he was working on called "Mother." It stuck out of the nes cause it was way bigger than a normal nes cart. I remember him showing me some trick and looking at me with wide eyes waiting for my reaction. I sort of shrugged and then dinner was ready. He also wrote some articles for nintendo power that I remember reading.

Nothing too cool, I guess. I've posted these stories before so sorry if you've already read them.

>> No.1200709

I had a kid tell me it was possible to make Toad throw his little mushroom hat in Super Mario Bros 2. Called him out one day at recess. First fight I ever won in school. Also the last lol.

>> No.1200728

>>1200709
You beat up a kid for telling a harmless lie about a video game?

>> No.1200736

>>1194818
There was some faggot kid who borrowed my copy of Donkey Kong Country 3 in school, but he never gave it back.

I damn hope he's diseased and living in porverty right now.

>> No.1200739

Back in the day, I remember people spreading rumors about being able to unlock Ash in the Gen 1 Pokemon games.

I always thought those people were complete idiots.

>> No.1200741

>>1200157

Once you become an adult (read: turn 17), you can't just go through life fighting all the time, especially over something like thievery.

Because that's a fine way to end up with some assault charges.

>> No.1200752

>>1197298
>Why should he? He put in the hard work to get em and you did fucking nothing.
he went into some store with his fucking rich ass dad and i was the son of two working class parents who couldn't afford to take me to new york to get them,

how did he earn them again? i mean seriously how does your grandfather getting so drunk he falls down a flight of stairs in the court house breaking his neck and dying. then your dad sues and settles for 4 million dollars count as fucking working hard?

>> No.1200759

I was that kid, but...

One of my friends once told me that his dad's best friend was a VP at Nintendo, and that he was one of the first people in America to get to play the Nintendo 64. I was skeptical of course, but he proved it.

>> No.1200764

>>1200741
>especially over something like thievery
You act like stealing isn't a big deal. Hint: It is.

>> No.1200769

>>1200759
As a note, this was after high school. I was pretty amazed when I found out he wasn't lying about it.

>> No.1200773

>>1200741
>not telling his kids to enjoy beating others while they can get away with it.

vengeance is 100x better when you dish it out yourself. also you can't always rely on the police lel unless you're some rich white dude.

>> No.1200778

>>1200741
>you can't just go through life fighting all the time,
I agree.

>especially over something like thievery.
I'm sorry what? If someone fucking steals from me, he's practically making me kick him in the back of the knee. Theft is a serious offense, he has no right to take my belongings.

>> No.1200779

>>1200752
holy fuck america sucks. how do you even have a case in that situation.

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There was a guy who used to be in my class that told everyone that his uncle was the guy who invented the XBox and if you carved an X into your hand, he would let you into his house where you could play every XBox game known to man. He had also told our class that his other uncle was Bon Jovi.
>mfw everyone in my class believed him

>> No.1200827

Best story from that kid, he span many stories and I was suckered into trying most of them.

>>FINARU FANTASARU VII
start game as normal, when going to the second reactor go reverse route down the tunnels until you meet two guards in front of a separate entrance, fight them for 4 hours
[spoilers]this part is actually true[/spoilers]
You must have acquired 99 of everything accessible at the first shop in order for this to work, defeat them and move on... Play game as normal until aerith dies then immediately return to sector 6 and speak to the spikey haired man in the pipe near aeriths house
>>it's zack!
Zack joins party and shit just got cash.
There was also a none action replay story of getting sephiroth...

There were various lies about Ocarina of Time too,
Bomb all the gossip stones as a child, head to castle, fall through the bridge and be in tri force chamber.

Some kid told me about finding the tri force in a tree near Lon Lon ranch.

Oh and there was a kid who believes that he caught a 35lb fish at the fishing hole... 10lb bigger than the loach, he told me how to catch it too.
Lies, so many lies

>> No.1200878

>>1197875
I used to fall for shit like this all the time, then I figured out, from my parents, that you can just cross check the credits in the manual and look for trademarks and shit from the companies that the "secret characters" were from.

>> No.1200884

>Be 7 or so
>Mario Kart N64 is total boss
>DK Jungle Parkway
>Friend convinces me that you can land on the boat off the jump and go to a secret level
>Spend rest of life testing the right speed to take onto the boat
>Finally hit the boat and be heartbroken
>So many fucking hours gone

>> No.1200896

>>1200764
Yeah when your car or TV is stolen, but getting into a fist fight? Depending on the situation you've committed a worse crime

>> No.1200912

My best friend told me there were codes for Nude Mario and Ninja Mario in Mario 64 when we were like 11. You had to punch in the codes on the title screen, and when you were playing Mario had special moves you could do with fighting game inputs. He wrote out all these button combinations for the codes and the moves. Of course I tried them, then told him I lost the paper and he wrote out a new sheet, and this one was all different. I just never mentioned it again after that.

I have no idea why he made all that shit up. I guess because we had just met and he was trying to make himself look cool or something. Nothing like that ever happened again between us.

>> No.1200951

I remember coming across kids like this, but I'll be damned if I could remember specifics about their lies or their names. I always thought they were lying because their lives were sad/had negligent families, so I took pity and humored them. I was always That Kid who would hang back with the Ditched Kid because I felt sorry for them.

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>>1199865
That's a bad lesson to teach your kids. You should still teach them to fight but only when it is absolutely necessary. Not every situation can be handled by running off and getting the authorities, what if a group of kids in high school gang up on him in an ally? If he doesn't fight back they will consider him a pussy and continue to beat him up especially if he presses charges on them.

>> No.1201002

>>1200997
*her

I don't know why I said him. Maybe I was projecting myself onto the kid.

>> No.1201010

>>1200997
>continue to beat him up especially if he presses charges on them.
"Mr. Anon?" "Yes." "Is Trollson here?" "Trollson! Get down here!" "Trollson Anon, you are under arrest for assault, battery, and theft."

Considering that yankland schools love to punish victims, I feel that's a better plan. It's not about getting kids locked up, it's about sending the message that if the schools wont protect my kid, then I'm going to make them regret it.

>> No.1201015

>>1201010
The issue is the kids will just do worse shit after school and threaten to be even more ruthless if they tell on them. You ever hear the phrase snitches get stitches? Kids can be ruthless assholes man. I am not saying your kid should fight in every situation but they should still learn how to fend for themselves when there is a situation that makes it necessary.

>> No.1201025

>>1200764
>You act like stealing isn't a big deal.

Never said or implied it wasn't. Just stating that telling your kids to be violent when something like this arises is a good way to train them to land in jail eventually. There's a point in life where society stops viewing fights as "boys will be boys" and starts thinking of them as criminal acts.

>> No.1201028

>>1200157
Actually, intellectually fending off attacks is much more complex and more effective than entering physical contests with the stupid or criminally-minded. He's right, using the social system instead of fists is a good lesson to teach your kid. All individual conflicts are retardedly easy when solved through enforced law.

>> No.1201030

>>1200997
>That's a bad lesson to teach your kids. You should still teach them to fight
Fighting is a crime. When you encounter a criminal, the safest and most intelligent thing to do is evade the direct confrontation and then ruin their life, especially when you're female, i.e. physically weaker than 50+% of people you deal with.

>> No.1201031

>>1201015
Like I said schools refuse to take responsibility these days, so you need to take extreme measures. If they did their job, didn't punish victims, and respected the right of people to defend themselves, I wouldn't have to even consider such extreme measures.

I almost got suspended for fighting back when I was in high school when some spastic headlocked me and started punching me, and I judo flipped him off me. When I threatened a lawsuit and charges against the kid and the school, they backed off like I just pulled a loaded gun.

>> No.1201036

>>1201031
You are correct and the people arguing with you are stupid or ignorant or both.

>> No.1201040

>>1201031

Okay, I'm with you with teaching kids that there's a better way than just punching, but threatening a lawsuit over what was maybe at most a week's suspension is stupid. I just would have taken the three days off and did my homework at home.

>> No.1201046

>>1201031
The issue is the kids will start messing with your kid after school because they are less likely to get expelled. I do agree not to fight in most situations but there are some situations where legal action won't do shit. Kids especially around middle and high school like to gang up on kids they don't like and beat the shit out of them. Threatening legal action will just piss them off even more and continue harassment. Some kids just don't give a crap about their parents being sued or getting expelled.

>> No.1201063

>>1201040
Kids don't learn from suspension and detention. These kids often come from trashy parents who don't give a fuck and think their blessed little angel is being picked on. It happens all the time, and they go through childhood and are unequipped to deal with real life where fucking with the wrong person will bring your entire life crashing down like the WTC out of nowhere.

>> No.1201245

>2013
>on /vr/
>guy starts "that kid" thread
>pretty cool for a few days
>autists arive
>hurr durr, don't fight back if someone tries to steal from you
>pretend to be legal scholars
>hurr durr, you'll go to jail if you do. It's a crime.
>derail thread with /pol/ shitposting
Are you That Kid?

>> No.1201295

>>1201245
Liberals think that the police exist to protect your buttocks from bad people.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_v._District_of_Columbia

uhhh, video games.

I used to trade games with kids in school, on a temporary basis. Cross-borrowing, I guess. Worked out well, and people tended not to "accidentally" "lose" your shit, since they had no expectation of getting theirs back until you traded back.

>> No.1201327

>>1201245
No one is pretending to be a legal scholar. You can be arrested for fighting after the age of 17. Knowing what you can and cannot be arrested for isn't being a "legal scholar".

>> No.1201408

>If you train a pokemon up to level 90 in red you can use strength and move a wall in the pokemon mansion to get togepi
>I caught a digimon in red in the grass next to pallet town
this goddamn kid had so many BS stories that he made up. Only one that was real was the Missingno trick.

>> No.1201474

>>1200779
>holy fuck america sucks. how do you even have a case in that situation.

he was arrested for being drunk and disorderly, his bail was set at 2000 dollars cash or property bond which he secured by signing his house as collateral. after he signed the papers to be released he fell down the stairs and broke his neck dying, his autopsy said his blood alcohol level was 1.5 times the legal limit. the lawyer argued they were negligent not holding him until he was sober.

his dad sued the courthouse and the jail. each having a policy indemnifying them against up to 2 million dollars in damages for lawsuits and settlements. they fucking paid up instead of fighting it out. the jail settled for 1.5 million and the courthouse where he actually fell paid out the full 2 million.

but in the end i won, since i live in a nice little house and he's spending 20 years in prison.

>> No.1201691

>>1201327
Nice straw man there. Defending yourself or your property with your fists isn't called fighting by anyone except peacenik douches.

>> No.1201705

>>1201691
>strawman

Don't use words you don't understand.

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>>1201691
>strawman

Fuck I'm tired of seeing this. Fucking buzzwords...

>> No.1201719

>>1201717

Strawman isn't a "buzzword"

But he sure as hell didn't use it correctly.

>> No.1201725

>>1201719
Buzzword in the sense that the first time it was on here, all of a sudden it flooded the boards whenever an argument occurred, like autist/autism, etc.

>> No.1201743
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>Be in elementary school in mid to late 80s.
>No internet in those days
>Nintendo was the shit
>So many bullshit stories
>One kid in particular acted like it was his job to 1-up everyone with absolute bullshit.
>Kid had "That Uncle" who he used to have some story about to 1-up everything.
>Friend and I hear rumors of a cave network on mountain.
>Fuck yeah lets find that shit
>Pack up like the fucking Gooneys and go find it.
>Old mine shaft discovered
>Talking about it the next day with group of friends at lunch
>We're gonna all go up there and explore it
>Kid overhears us
>Calls bullshit on me and my friend
>Say's his uncle went up there and had to run away because an indian that lives in the cave tried to kill him
>His uncle also had a Nintendo 2 that cost him 2 grand
>Would make up the wackiest shit you can think of about games for it
This kid would seriously get pissed defending his stories though. I'm not sure if he had an uncle who was a pre internet troll or he was just such a spaz that he had to bullshit constantly.
Mfw me, my best buddy and him were in one hell of a 3rd grade heated argument over the "Indian in the cave" thing
This thread got me thinking of some times way back. If I remembered that shit's name I'd look him up

>> No.1201794

>>1201725
Shut up you autistic strawman.

>> No.1201832

>Be 13, have a friend who said sega and nintendo were making a system together that would play nes,snes,gen titles
>I was at the time believing him, also was a gamepro fan wrote them a letter asking about it, they ran it and said "your friend is lying"

>> No.1201842

>>1201832
>I was at the time believing him, also was a gamepro fan wrote them a letter asking about it, they ran it and said "your friend is lying"

This is hilarious.

>> No.1201856

I'll give you guys one.

>OoT
>Friend tells me I need to get gold potion to defeat "Super Ganondorf"
>Believe him. so hyped to do this.
>He starts the biggest fucking goosechase ever.
>"Go to The bottom of the well"
>"Redeads drop gold jelly, but you have to do it at a percise time and only after beating the white barf (deadhand)"
>Spend an hour killing redeads
>"No no you have to BOTTLE A REDEAD"
>Spend more hours trying to bottle a fucking redead. even went to hyrule town to try.
>"Well it must not work on certain days, but when you do it, the redead will become gold potion and then you have to take it to the last redead before the final ganon and it will unlock the TRUE final boss"

>> No.1201897

>>1201842
>>1201832
Do you have a pic of this? That would be awesome to see

>> No.1201929

>>1201794
i lol'd way too hard at this

>> No.1201942

I remember not believing the neighbor kid about the tornado in Simon's Quest even though it was true, but he lied about other shit all the time so I still feel like my skepticism was justified.

>> No.1201959

>>1201856
wow he was just feeding you bullshit while you were playing what an asshole.

>> No.1202662

Alright. Since you guys won't stop with the /pol/ faggotry, I'll join in as well.

>>1198953
I don't understand how a child can possibly sexually harass another. I thought children weren't sexual beings. Are they implying pedophilia can be a valid sexual orientation?

>>1199279
Prison is the criminal's college, paid for by you, just so the afflicted party can pretend to be placated when they see some criminal being "punished".

He's not being rehabilitated nor prepared for any sort of meaningful reinsertion into society.

>>1199865
>someone steals something relatively small from me
>i'm ready to teach my own daughter exactly how to waste preposterous amounts of time in a court just to fuck some guy over and tear his life down

Petty revenge at its best, like the Zero Tolerance retards. You are a net loss for society.

>>1200997
In that case they're both fucked. Do you really think that is going to be a fair fight? Seven on one or two? This is not a movie.

You're teaching your children to escalate violence to dangerous levels. Smart people don't enter a violent situation; they avoid it. Even people who are actually good at violence avoid it whenever possible, because it gets ugly quickly.

A bunch of beta kids at your school with strength in numbers are not going to pull any punches back.

>>1201010
So, it's about locking kids up, generating even more social problems in the future, just so you can feel placated.

You're a net loss for society.

>>1201028
>let's throw the litigation atomic bomb at anything that moves

I see you enjoy wasting your and others' time and money just so you can feel good about yourself over trivial matters.

>>1201031
Of course they backed off. That'd be a huge fucking waste of time and money.

>>1201691
There is a very blurry line between self-defense and battering, assault, murder, etc.

You will be arrested if your concept of violence is "he hit me once, now I can shoot him in the head".

>>1199201
Have you gone through puberty yet?

>> No.1202673

>>1194732
back when Kombat was all the playground talk you had plenty of "that kids" claiming bogus fatalities.
> If you play as Johnny Cage and fight a female character he can perform a fatality where he rips out her boobs and holds them over his head.

You'd ask them for the controls and he would claim he buttonmashed or did it by accident.

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>>1195385
>Implying they knew each other in high school.

>> No.1202729

>>1194807
I believed this. But only because it showed up in a well-known German magazine for kids.

I was so angry I wrote them a letter - obviously they didn't reply

>> No.1202734

>>1194807
>tfw I got an original Nintendo Tour Mew
>tfw I was the hero in summer camp when I cloned it and traded it with everyone for shit like pidgey and ratata
>tfw this is how I got my first kiss

>> No.1202746

>>1194818
>my brother lent it to some friend of his and the guy lost it
I KNOW THAT EXCUSE
Got fooled by that

>> No.1202750

>lend game to friend
>friend moves away
>haven't seen the very first game boy megaman since
I miss it

>> No.1202761

I used to be the kid who called That Kid out on his bullshit.
Back when Yu-Gi-Oh came out he claimed his uncle (because his dad already worked at sony) works in japan and got all cards. He obviously made some cards up so my friends and I decided to create one ourselves and confront That Kid in front of the whole class.
>hey That Kid do you know card?
>yeaaah of course, my uncle already has it, it can make you win the game in two turns. but he doesn't want me to show you because it's too powerful and rare.

Whole class laughed at him.
I was a dick as a kid

>> No.1202843

I remember when the neighbor kid got Mario Paint. He invited everyone over to listen to this great mario theme he composed on the music thing. It was the default song that came with the game. I called him on it, even though I didn't know for sure. So after a while I would remind him of this every time he would make up shit. He stood by the his masterpiece for months. Eventually I managed to borrow someone's copy of Mario Paint. I brought the cartridge over to Mozar'ts house. Told him I wanted to show him a song I made. He knew what was about to happen, and said that his SNES broke that morning. Now I ask you /vr/....was he that kid or was I? These are the questions that keep me up at night.

>> No.1202884

>have a fat black friend in jr high school
>clumsy fucker, close to 300 pounds and 6'2
>playing dead or alive at a mutual friend's house
>we hooked up my Dreamcast
>taking turns fighting each other (damn, black people really are way into fighting games)
>fat fucker keeps losing to us
>starts trying to contain his anger
>eventually throws my Dreamcast controller on the carpet
>it bounces, the memory card flies out, the controller ricochets off the console
>shove the fat fuck hard, couch nearly falls backwards
>tell him to get the fuck out, my friend kicks him out

And that's the last time we ever invited that fat bitch to multiplayer anything. Another friend of ours said he almost fucked up an N64 controller getting killed in Golden Eye.

I can't stand faggots who disrespect other people's property. If he still does that shit, I hope he rage quits an Occulus tech demo and throws himself out of a window.

>> No.1202887

>be friends with that kid
>pokémon craze
>rich kid with internet, he was
>I eventually move out
>on new school, have access to internet
>start reading up shit on Gen 3
>go visit old town, meet that kid again
>"oh anon did you know my father works at nintendo and said there's going to be a whale pokemon"
>"oh yeah that's true I saw it on the internet it's named Wailmer and looks like a ball"
>"... what anon no I was lying"
>"well I wasn't"

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>>1195745
Next time you are preserving something for future generations, please use the PNG format.

>> No.1203561

>be middle school
>this fat egyptian kid named Ahmed tells me about GTA, how it has naked ladies
>write down the name of the game with "naked ladies" in my notebook to remind myself
>mom finds it, tells me i'm not allowed to hang out with Ahmed anymore

>> No.1203598

>>1195507
>Dreamcast flops
The one time one of your family members actually works in a vidya dev company you get the shittiest one

>> No.1203608

>>1195587
No.
Because kids look up everything on the internet.
Back then we didn't have an omni-knowing internet

>> No.1203621

>>1195587
No it's now "MY BROTHER WORKS FOR STEAM HE'S GONNA BAN YOU"

>> No.1203693

>>1199218
>Clearly you have no females in your life
>Clearly I should have already known this
I laughed. My ex would never let me enjoy my alone time, in the can or anywhere else. Leaving that relationship was one of the smartest things I've ever done. It was shit.

I'm not in a relationship currently, but I'm talking to a girl and we'll probably be dating soonly.

But yeah. No living with her. At least for a while. God, I hated that shit.

>> No.1205023

Does anyone remember that fake "Get a Yoshi!" trick that was in Tips and Tricks (?) I think. It was an April Fool's joke in the magazine but omg me and my friend tried so hard to get it to work.

>> No.1205112

I never knew a kid like that..

>> No.1205115

>>1200741

>(read: turn 17)

UK? 17's such a weird age. To me you're still very much a kid at 17, even most 18 year olds are pretty immature

>> No.1205141

>>1205115
Nobody "turns" into an adult as soon as he hits 17/18/21 or some other magic number. It's a gradual process of maturation.

Some never become adults at all, like many in this site.

>> No.1205157

>>1203621
I was really good at bsing my way through online games like this. When Halo 2 came out me and my friend used a recording device and would record people and we pretended to be a handicapped kid and when they insulted us we would talk normal and be like "yeah we are actually mods looking for abusive players, we have this recording of you insulting us" they would freak out and start saying sorry. The funniest one was we got a message after telling him he will be banned at midnight and he sent "dude i'm really about that stuff, i was just trying to impress my friends.....you're really cool"

>> No.1205159

>>1205141

Turning into an adult is a gradual process, yes, but legal ages are a thing too.

Everyone becomes an adult eventually, typically between 18 and 23. Some are just less mature.

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>>1194732

His initials, DC...

The kid got everything, fast and first. Had every gaming console first day, every game he ever mentioned wanting and every toy that every kid longed for. Strong emphasis on those, I mean FIRST DAY, EVERY GAME and EVERY TOY. Remember the shelves that covered entire walls people would fill with VHS and shit? Libraries of games. Filled, a seemingly endless supply of NES, SNES, SEGA, PS, PS2, DC, N64 goodness. Imagine AVGN's collection without the obscure, below average and up. Even down to obscure PC games, RC helicopter sims with special controllers that cost $100.00+ alone. His family had a HUGE big screen TV for the time, shit, it's huge even by today's standards... Almost completely relegated to his gaming. He kicked adults out of the room to game at any spontaneous moment. To top it off, one hundred percent condescension, you should feel privileged if you get to play with him, even eat with him.

This is the kid whose grandparents and parents bought him every Goosebumps book and he only read two of them and refused to let anyone borrow them. This is the kid who they bought doubles of every toy for, we're talking GI Joe vehicles (including the aircraft carrier), every last Power Rangers toy, the list goes on... his attic looked like a Toys'R'Us fallout shelter. I can't even make this up.

That, my friends, was and probably still is this motherfucker. I knew him into his early 20's. Never changed. The part that confused me is that his family wasn't loaded, hard to believe, but it's true. In the absence of going to church everyday it's as if they turned worship to him. His entire family's lifestyle was built around him. Thinking back it was pretty incredible. I'm sure he's a child molester or something now, but those were the times to be alive I tell ya.

>> No.1205256

>>1205141

Here's the breakdown...

- Being an adult of legal age
- Acting like an adult of legal age

Two completely unrelated things.

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>>1195625
Man I had a similar experience with DBZ as a kid, fucking kid I knew claimed to have a Uncle work at Cartoon Network, he laid this knowledge on me at recess one day.
>So after they kill Cell, there is peace on earth for 30 years
>Goku is an old man, Gohan is now the Bad MotherFucker of Earth.
>A seemingly weak looking Kraven dude comes out of nowhere
>Calls himself "The Saiyan Hunter"
>Uses Reverse Senzu Beans to sap their strength and absorb it for himself.
>Go along with but can tell he is a horrible liar
>mfw Buu is the next villain.

>> No.1205481

>tfw your dad really did work for Nintendo but you couldn't tell anybody because they would never believe you

>> No.1205489

>>1205226
Your story is not about That Kid.

>> No.1205509

>>1205489

Sorry, my mistake.

So there was this kid that lied, said there was a secret finishing move in SFII Turbo where Guile can decapitate Dhalsim but only only on his stage. There was another who lied about Super Metroid, beat the game in some UNGODLY time and you could get a nude Samus after credits and there was a secret fight with Ridley if you could get past a certain point without getting hit. Another one said there was a plastic dick in Blast Corps. This other one had Michael Jackson's original jacket from the Thriller video because his Dad styled Michael's hair during the video shoot.

If I was going to tell you the stories about the kid who lied or had a family member that worked at *insert impressiveness here* neither of us would have the time lol

>> No.1205528

I... I found someone's Gameboy Pocket in the school's lost and found and I claimed it as mine and took it home. It had Pokemon Blue in it and the guy had a level 100 Mewtwo and Charizard. Traded them over to my Gold. No regrets.

>> No.1205549

Please guys. My objective was to derail this derailment. If you want to discuss this further can we take it to the appropriate place
>>1201705
>understand
I agree. Please stop using that word.

>>1201717
Agree. But aspies on the intarwebs don't understand proper logic terms

>>1201719
Then please cite the code where defending life/liberty/property is called "fighting"

>>1202662
Too true. Mainly depends on which way the judge leans.

>> No.1205721

>>1195870
How do you hit the submit button a year too soon?

>> No.1205931

>>1202662
>Have you gone through puberty yet?

I hope so considering I am in my 20s.

>> No.1206152

>>1205509
>There was another who lied about Super Metroid, beat the game in some UNGODLY time and you could get a nude Samus after credits and there was a secret fight with Ridley if you could get past a certain point without getting hit.
wasn't super metroid and it was her bra and underware.

>> No.1207226

>>1206152

This is known, I was being a dick.

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>>1195507
>that first friend says his dad works for Gamecube

>> No.1210242

One of the kids who used to make up shit told us he had all three Pokemon games on one cartridge and he could play any of them when he wanted. We thought this was too good to be true, but he actually brought it in the next day. He did have a pirate GB game with all three pokemon games on it.

Whenever we went abroad you could always find fake GB games in markets with 50 or 100 games in one, I always looked for the same one he had as it's all I wanted but never saw it anywhere.

>> No.1210403

>>1203532
>png
>readable on many cell phones
pick one.

>> No.1210425

>>1210403
My phone is utter shit and it can see PNG.

>> No.1210434

>>1197034

>Grade 7
>2004
>I had a PS2
>Most of the other guys in my class had an Xbox and defended it religiously
>Bragging about how awesome Halo 2 is
>I mention I'm exited for God of War
>"You know God of War is coming to Xbox right?"
>I tell them about how it was being made by Sony themselves but they keep trying to bullshit me

One of those same guys tried to do the same thing in high school too. He thought the PS3 was balls and Alan Wake was a 360 exclusive because the developers said it was more powerful.

>> No.1210513

>>1210242
Have a GBA cart with 9 pokemon games on it. Jelly much?

>> No.1212659 [DELETED] 

>>1201295
I wonder how many morons actually know about this or if they are still under the impression its the legal duty of the police to uphold the law.

>> No.1212763

>>1210434
>Grade 7
>2004
jesus, youre young

>> No.1212772

>>1210434

Goddamn, I was of legal drinking age when you were in gym class!

I can't handle this feel.

>> No.1213463

>>1212772
I know right? I graduated around that time and I still feel young comparatively.

>> No.1213562

>>1195434

Do you not know how expensive 1st party N64 games were?

>> No.1214267

>>1213562
starfox cost me 50 and majoras mask was like 70 when i looked at it back then.

>> No.1214317

>>1212763

I'm 21.

>> No.1214383

>>1195265
to be fair, The Sega Channel did have a few times where they broadcasted unreleased games at the time so people could beta test them.

>> No.1214443
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>1999
>little Jerry
>Always that kid 4 years behind all video game technology
>Preferred older games because I got a Genesis that year
>I brag to everyone that I've got over 50 carts, which I did
>Every kid from the neighborhood (I lived in the ghetto) came over
>Missing carts every now and then
>Never pieced it together until a few years ago

And this is my least favorite story right here:
>8
>Become best bros with a kid named Jerome
>We played on his Nintendo 64 all the time, and we fucking loved us some PR, Sentai, and Rider
>Playing Turok one day with 2 other kids from the neighborhood
>Brothers. One's a nice guy that we pegged as a cunt because of his younger sibling, who was the spawn of Satan and had a racist mother who couldn't stand a cracka like me
>We finish with some smooth Perfect Dark
>As I leave, Jerome's mother grabs me by the arm and searches my pockets
>Turok is in my pocket, and I am not happy to see him
>Banned from coming over his house
>The next month
>Good brother rings my doorbell and has his shithead of a sibling by the ear
>He explains to me and Jerome that I was framed
>Jerome and I are bros again
>Years of games and fun go by
>We lose touch after some time. I was focused on school work and the video shop
>Eventually he moved without telling me
>Forget him after sometime
>2 years ago, while I was busy packing my shit to move
>Jerome comes back and invites me to hang out at his place
>I lost his number and couldn't find him after weeks of searching
>I eventually moved

>> No.1214459

>Elementary school mid 80s - early 90s
>Be part of the acknowledged gamer crew
>Deal with their tall tales and their EGM April Fools-style tips and tricks constantly
>Feel like the Bizarro World That Kid
>One friend eventually went to Japan and brought back a photocopied Super Mario Bros. 3 manual months before it was released in the US
>Other friend's Mom sold heroin so he legit had a majority of the systems/microcomputers from the Commodore 64 to the Sega CD
>Uhhhhh I guess I'm OK with this

>> No.1214460

Wait a minute... That kid was lying?...

>> No.1214465

>>1214460
I didn't even know that this was a thing...

>> No.1214468

Kid I knew claimed he managed to revive Aeris.
That kid lied.
He lied to my fucking face.

;_;

>> No.1214469

I find it impressive that "my dad works for Nintendo" is such a commonly shared experience. What made that phrase so popular among people trying to prove made up shit?

>> No.1214527

>>1199167
I get the odd feeling you're close to Fort Benning.

>> No.1214556

>>1205549
The school system sees self-defense as fighting. Shut up.

>> No.1214564

>Be working security at a quincanera a few months ago
>Teenage girls looking too damn fine, that shits unfair man
>Even hotter aunties and older sisters, would spit game at if off the clock
>You can smell delicious mexican food, but can't touch.
>all the guards are bored as shit
>all the little ninos y ninas are bored as shit too
>they bullshit with us, bringing up video games
>one of them asks me if I ever had a Sega Genesis
>hellyeahmotherfucker.jpg
>Asks me if I ever played Madden 1985
>bite my tongue, try not to laugh, some good shit is about to come up
>tell him I haven't played it
>he says his uncle has it, and it has a "fatal football" mode where you can tackle someone in half
>tell him that I'll be on the lookout for it
>the DJ is playing Lady Gaga's Pokerface while I say that.
>go on a bathroom break and laugh my ass off.
>THAT KID LIVES, VIVA ESE NINO

>> No.1214627

>>1214564
>Teenage girls looking too damn fine
>would spit game at
Jesus Christ, I can smell the Axe from here.

>> No.1214639

>>1214556
>the school system has power of arrest
COOL STORY BRO.

>> No.1214643

>>1214627
I thought he meant game as in video game but then I realized he's a faggot.

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Go ahead, try to steal from me.

>> No.1214653

>>1214564
I laughed.

I fucking hated these kids growing up.

Yet, it's still good to know they still exist. I knew kids still lie like motherfuckers, but I didn't know they still do it about games.

>> No.1214675

How about an adulthood story of That Kid?

>Friday afternoon, after work/school
>the neighborhood "That Kid" comes by to play
>me and the other adults all agree he's annoying
>everyone's outside and I'm in the house alone
>stuff all my cousin's beyblades in That Kid's backpack
>cousin is like "hey where's the beyblades?"
>parents get called, That Kid's mom finds the beyblades
>everyone thinks he stole them and he doesn't come by anymore

This story is video game related because I thought about putting video games in his backpack, but then I realized that was way too obvious, and I don't know if he owns any consoles.

>> No.1214680

>>1210434
This reminded me of something.
>Working about three years ago
>First day on the job, getting trained by a stereotypical dudebro
>Always calls things that he doesn't like "gay"
>"Did you hear that Skyward Sword is going to be on 360? Microsoft bought the rights from Nintendo."
>"But Nintendo would never sell their franchises"
>"It's true. Look it up."

He also claimed that Wind Waker was "fucking gay", and loved Ocarina of Time the most. Even had to show me a picture of a terrible recreation of the Master Sword that he had.

>> No.1214679

>>1214675
Sounds to me like it was you who was the annoying douche all along.

>> No.1214692

>>1214679

This.

>>1214675

You're a terrible "adult" read: CUNT

>> No.1214730

>>1214675
faggot

>> No.1214734

>>1214730
>sympathizing with a thatkid

What happened to you /vr/?

>> No.1214743

>>1214675
Kill yourself.

>> No.1214750

>>1214675
why do you have to use the word adult? just fucking say you know a guy who's like that.

also, I don't see how he's 'that kid'.

>> No.1214760

>>1214750
>why do you have to use the word adult? j

To contrast my story with the thread topic of "CHILDhood stories of that kid."

>> No.1214762

>>1214760
but the thread topic is not looking for adulthood stories.

I don't think adulthood is even a word.

>> No.1214767 [DELETED] 

>>1214762
Totes isn't a word either, but I still say it.

>> No.1214806

>>1214639
Considering practically every School District here now has a "Security Patrol Officer" employed with the local PD, yes, they do. Principal just has to say, "Officer, arrest this hooligan for Assaulting another student." and Mr. Popo brings out the cuffs, no questions asked. If you want to be technical, the PD is acting on behalf of the School, so while they don't directly have power of arrest, they might as well.

At my High School, we called him Robocop. Still work there today, but he's chilled out quite a bit. Nice to see he's mellowed.

>> No.1214919

>>1214806
So lots of Popos and principals getting fired/sued for arresting kids without evidence. Sweet.

>> No.1214932

>>1214675
Wow. Just... wow. Truly the work of an arch-douchelord.

>> No.1214954

>>1210434
>grade 10
>2008
>I had a 360
>talk to the retarded fat kid about Halo
>Tells me he beat the game on Legendary in just under 6 hours
>Says he entered a halo touranment and came in first with a halo PS2
I called him out on it and he invited me over to show me it but he brother "pawned it"

>> No.1214956 [DELETED] 

>>1214679
>>1214692
>>1214730
>>1214743
>>1214932
Former thatkids (current thatguys?) detected.

>> No.1214965

>>1214675
You're a gigantic faggot and so are your shit friends for not beating your ass up.

>> No.1214970

>>1214956
Are you retarded or something? An "adult" framed a child for theft using his/her own cousin as a pawn. That's some pretty cold-blooded shit right there.

>> No.1214971

>>1214919
Nope. Popo's let the courts settle the issue. Usually charge the kid with something like "Disorderly Conduct" or such, and since the parents don't have the funds to hire a attorney, they plea deal to get their kid to stay out of Juvie. Yeah, it means they're now officially a criminal, but it keeps them out of Crime College. Welcome to what it means to be Working Class.

>> No.1214975

>>1214970
>An "adult" framed a child for theft
Oh come on, you're making it sound like Sevenleaf robbed a bank and left someone else's hair trimmings inside the vault. You're overreacting. "Framed" is loaded language and you know it.

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>>1214954
I used to make up stories like that, but they were so mediocre they were believable.

I'd say I went to a tourney for Call of Duty or something but only placed like 8th and only got a USB stick as a consolidation prize.

Nobody even wanted to see it.

>> No.1215083

>>1214956
>>1214975
samefag/trolling, get this fucker mods

>> No.1215134

>>1215032
If you don't think your real life is interesting enough to talk about, make stuff up. That's a lot more common than you'd think. It's funny how we try to hammer into children's brains that lying is immoral and wrong; ironically that's the biggest lie ever told. To function in civilized society, you have to be good at lying.

The number one rule of lying, I think, is don't appear to benefit from it. People are only skeptical if you have something to gain, or they have something to lose. Obviously you DO have something to gain. You're gaining their interest, their trust, a spot at the table, whatever. But the perceived gain is so minimal it will never even occur to most people to be skeptical.

>> No.1215437

>>1215134

It's strange, as a kid I never tried to pass anything I made up as the truth, and I looked down on anyone who did it. But for whatever reason I was always okay with telling lies to get out of trouble. It's made me very proficient at lying, and I have to say that once I entered the working world it became my greatest ally.

>> No.1215446

>>1214675

That's a dick move. Someone did that to me once, they put someone's book in my desk and then asked it's owner if they had seen it. I had to call my parents and go see the principal, it was fucking embarrassing.

>> No.1215559

>>1215134
>>1215437
As a genuine sociopath I find you both to be incredibly annoying but slightly amusing. Maybe I'll just slit your throats instead.
Don't try to be something you aren't ;).

>> No.1215583

>>1215032
>>1215134
>>1215437
>>1215559
>I am proud of having brain damage

>> No.1215594 [DELETED] 

>>1215583
Don't lump me in with him, dumbass. I never claimed to be a sociopath.

And he's not a sociopath, anyway.
>I'll slit your throats, tee hee hee

You know, it really bugs me that "sociopath" is synonymous with "criminal" in the minds of people who've never studied psychology or actually met a 'path.

>> No.1215629

>>1215594
>i read pop-psychology!
>I "study" psychology because my intelligence is inferior
>nothing wrong with being a sociopath
>typical liberal "morality" and "intelligence"

Brain damage.

>> No.1215635

>>1215134
>>1215437
>posts on 4chan
>plays video games
Surely very wealthy and successful. Truly a wall street cut-throat badass.

>> No.1215728

This thread is bringing back so many memories for me.

>That friend who i spent the whole day shaming at school when i called him on his bullshit about the cheat multiplay characters in conkers bad fur day having special abilities.
>Not having internet at home and getting my shiny dragonight card hustled out of me from some fuck for about 20 pages of fake cheats on pokemon.
>My friends sociopath brother spending all lunch time trying to catch and beat the shit out of me when his magicarp didn't evolve into a Mew.

Good times.

>> No.1215735

that kid once told me you can see Malon naked in-game

>> No.1215752

>>1195625
I was that kid who knew everything about DBZ.
Lived in the sticks and had a family friend who went to school in the city and there for went to school with a lot of asian kids who already knew what was up. Everything he told me was true and i spoiled that fucking show for everyone at school.

>> No.1215770

>>1214564
That was amazing.
Thank you, anon.

>> No.1215786

>>1215728
>>My friends sociopath brother spending all lunch time trying to catch and beat the shit out of me when his magicarp didn't evolve into a Mew.

Your post needs to be read with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

>> No.1215796

>>1215786
Pretty much fits the situation.
I'm just lucky I was pretty damn spry back in the day.

>> No.1215827

>>1214767

Says "totes". Confirmed for douche-fag.

>> No.1215829

>>1214680

What kind of adult phones another persons mum to get their beyblades back?

>> No.1215930

>>1215829
The good kind? Sorry to hear your parents didn't love you enough to stand up for you when you'd been stolen from.

And I don't think you realize how expensive beyblades are.

>> No.1215986

>>1215930
>British people in charge of standing up for what's right

>> No.1216103

>>1205469
that arc actually sounds like something cool. wonder how that would look on the show.

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>>1196764
I remember when april fools jokes in gaming mags were believable.

>> No.1216135

>>1214965
why would they beat him up? they all agreed that the kid was annoying. ALL of them.

>> No.1216143

>>1199084
>>1199123
>>1199127
Anyone else have antisocial friends who talked like this? Like the ones who got severely obsessed with /b/ and shit and let it leak into their real-life lives. I had a friend who said "newfag" and "nigger" and "tits or gtfo" ALL THE TIME. He goes to some college in WV now and has literally no friends from what I've heard.

>> No.1216150

>>1216143
>antisocial

You people keep using this word, I don't think you know what it means.

>> No.1216179

>>1197614

>does pot
>judging someone because they drink and smoke

Sounds like you're a sheltered retard.

>> No.1216182

>>1198968
Do you even understand what liberal means? You're looking for the term "conservative".

>> No.1216184

>>1200997
You're an idiot.

>> No.1216206 [DELETED] 

>>1198953
>one day in recess steal a kiss
>she gets mad
>tells her parents
>they threaten to SUE MY MOTHER FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT

You were in the wrong, and we really need to stop letting boys think that's appropriate behavior.

>two year old boy pins two year old girl down and kisses her
>"Awwww that's so cute, he likes her!"
>six year old boy pins six year old girl down and kisses her
>"Haha, go get her you charmer!"
>thirteen year old boy pins thirteen year old girl down and kisses her
>"Hey, sometimes you've gotta make the first move."
>eighteen year old man pins eighteen year old woman down and--
>"That's not cool."

How is he supposed to know it's not cool? For the first three quarters of his life he's been told it's "cute" and "charming" to assault women. Now you're gonna turn around and tell him it's not cool?

>> No.1216208 [DELETED] 

>>1216206

die in the fire you ugly fucking cunt. take your feminism the fuck our of here, nobody wants what you're selling.

can I ask you a serious question, how many men have you slept with? I can't imagine any man would be attracted to a behemoth cunt like yourself.

>> No.1216213 [DELETED] 

>>1216208
>how many men have you slept with?
Pff, I've probably had sex with more guys than you have.

>> No.1216212 [DELETED] 

>>1216208
Kill yourself.