/vr/ - Retro Games

Take it one step further

I had a friend who fucking stuck some goddamn hubba bubba in my SNES D-pad when I wasn't looking, that shit never comes out

>>1162464

Hated that guy. "Oh hey, here's my Madcatz shit"

My friends and I played so much Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat that I had two of the Capcom fighting sticks.

>>1162467
Not /vr/ related, but my friend's cousin fucking put bubble gum inside of his Gamecube

>playing a new game you've never played before
>vs eachother
>that kid that would only explain: Oh A is jump... then continue to beat the fuck out of you

Seriously, at least give me the basics, just beating me up when I have no clue what does what is lame

>be playing Smash Bros. with brother
>gives me controller that has a broken "A" button
>as he's beating the shit out of me, I say "Hey, this button is broken."
>he says "No, I think I'm just better than you."

Even though he WAS better than me back then, he used to be stubborn as fuck when it came to anything related to video games.

>that one kid who would get mad at you if you didn't let him win

>That kid who would always say: One more time! never letting you play.
>No that one didn't count, I didn't know that enemy was there!

I'd always just walk away and play wih something else, he'd be done soon enough since he got no attention. He'd always just want to play with whatever I was playing and not let me play, little adhd shit.

Then again, his dad was a fucking crazy controlling nut. I feel sorry for him now.

>that one kid that hogged all the powerups
>that one kid who never returned shit he borrowed
>if he did it was damaged as fuck
>that one kid who was a sore loser

>>1162532
>>1162464
>tfw I let a friend borrow my PS1 controller
>tfw he gave it back to me and it ended up with the analog sticks being strange looking
It turned out he chewed it and shit

>tfw I only have one Model 2 Saturn controller
>I have to give player 2 the 3D pad or the SuperPad
>they're both great controllers though, but it always still feels unbalanced

I always just brought my own controller to avoid that situation.

That and my hands sweat 24/7.

>>1162464
I was that kid. Why the fuck would I give you the better controller and sacrifice my gameplay experience for yours? Fuck that.

>>1162532
>>that one kid that hogged all the powerups
not me
>>that one kid who never returned shit he borrowed
not me
>>if he did it was damaged as fuck
not me
>>that one kid who was a sore loser
me

>>1162502
Lel, I did that, too. God I was such a bastard.

But after the first fight I would explain it all tbh.

>>1162532
>that one kid that hogged all the powerups

If you wanted that pizza so bad, you should have gotten to it first. Survival of the fittest. Adapt or die.

>>1162532
>>if he did it was damaged as fuck
I once lent Super Paper Mario to a friend, returned it a year later, all papers to the thrash, box damaged and disc striped.

>mfw he said he didn't care.

>people who mash in fighting games
have the bad controller d00d

>>1162786

Some fucker stole my copy of Super Paper Mario and classic controller.

>>1162659
While you're busy eating pizza I'm still killing foot soldiers keeping your lazy ass alive. You can have the damn pizza though because I'll have enough points to have double the lives you have son. Adapt or die.

>>1163692
>While you're busy eating pizza I'm still killing foot soldiers keeping your lazy ass alive.

It's a metaphor for capitalism.

>>1162646
>I hate challenging my skills
>I... I just need to win, okay?
>I JUST HAVE TO

That kid doesn't always grow up. I recently witnessed a grown-ass man shut off a console mid-game and say with a totally straight face "We're not playing this at my house anymore." because his friend was beating him cheaply at a 2D fighter.

For a while my only PC controllers were a PS3 pad and an original Xbox pad. I'm sorry if you got the Xbox controller, but really, who is THAT nice? I'm your friend, but I'm not a masochist.

>that one kid who turns off the SNES because you didn't pick Guile's stage and he wanted to listen to EPIC GUILE'S THEME GOES WITH EVERYTHING
>this was last week
>everyone involved was over 18

>>1164751
I was about to say something til you pointed out it was last week.

That sucks, some people are just the worst to hang out with.

>>1162646
Why didn't you just have 2 regular controllers?

>>1164751
>>1164749
Jesus christ.

>that one kid who didn't wait for you in the waterfall level

>that one kid that would tell you what to play even though it was your house
>he can just play whatever he wants to when he leaves

>that one kid that would flip out every time you unplug his controller when he's winning

>>1164657
Right back at you, you entitled shit. You ain't sitting in my hair either. I play much better one the keyboard; you can use the 360 pad, thank you.

>>1165653
>hair

I mean chair.

>>1162464
My house my rules nigga

>>1164751
You do have to admit though, Guile's Theme is a killer tune.

That busta should've just waited though. I really, really hope you guys let him have if afterwards. I can't stand it when people shut off consoles like it's no big deal.

I always had at least four official controllers for my consoles and the necessary multi-taps I was also the only one in my group to actually buy games, guess where all my money went when I was a kid?

>>1165838
inb4 the bank

>Go to friend's house.
>He has six controllers for the PS2.
>They're all Madcatz.
>mfw

>>1166198
>go to friend's house
>only has one controller for PS2
>its a madcatz

imagine my pain.

> that one kid who would ban every character you beat them with

>>1164763
>Two Mad Catz controllers
>Both fall apart during match
>"NO CONTEST"

>>1162519
I beat my friend in Smash a lot. After like 5 wins, he proceeds to punch me in the shoulder and bitch about everything. Complained about loose N64 sticks. Switched controllers and I won anyway. Good times.

>>1165542
>that one kid that would flip out every time you unplug his controller when he's winning

That's just fucked up, you faggot.

>Two identical controllers
>"You keep winning, there must be something wrong with this controller, let me use yours"

>>1162532
>if he did it was damaged as fuck

That mother fucker, he actually let his dog chew on games

Imagine this but with a Nes controller... shit wasn't funny

I once borrowed a bunch of CDs to a guy in the neighbourhood, all in cases.
He returned them to me a few months later, completely without any protection. He literally handed a bunch of bare CDs to me in the middle of the street.
I cringe just thinking about it, that goddamn bastard.

>>1168826
>saying borrowed instead of lent

are you some kind of foreigner

>>1162532
>let friend borrow my copy of SC3KU
>his house burns down a week later, taking the game with it
>all I can do is sit around awkwardly
>a year later he comes around and gives me a new copy of SC3KU

>go to kids house
>play game
>get my ass handed to me at first but after an hour I can win every once in a while
>play next game
>start handing out asses myself
>like half way through the second game kid says:
>this is boring dude lets play a different game.

every time I would win.

>>1168916

Judging by the excrescent -u in neighborhood, I would say the poster isn't from the U.S. at least.

Be glad he / she didn't say "I loaned it" instead of lent. So many people don't understand the difference between nouns and verbs.