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ITT:the absolute worst covers, renders, promo art, etc

>> No.11024509

>>11024450
you might not like it but someone somewhere thinks this is the pinnacle of cool

>> No.11024947
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11024947

What's with druid games and having terrible covers?

>> No.11024959

hard mode: no speccy/amiga/britbong covers

>> No.11024969
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11024969

>>11024959
Why are bong covers so fucking bad?

>> No.11025006

funny

>> No.11025210
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>> No.11025214
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>> No.11025557

>>11025214
you must be looking for the kino thread

>> No.11025567

>>11025214
This is horrendous holy hell, my sides!!!

>> No.11025571

>>11025210
>Napoleon chillin in the Mental Hospital ward along with Mario using eye lazor

Good gayme.

>> No.11025573

>>11024969
>just put it out for Christmas, no one's going to be playing this in a few months

>> No.11025575

>>11024947
Druids were the first Sóybeards.

>> No.11025576

>>11025214
This is one is hilarious, someone actually got paid to draw that.

>> No.11025618
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11025618

>>11024959
so, Polish Atari covers instead

>> No.11025641
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>> No.11025662
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11025662

>> No.11025665
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>> No.11025685
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11025685

>>11025665

>> No.11025690
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>> No.11025692

>>11025662
This one's pretty rad

>> No.11025695
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>> No.11025697
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>> No.11025698
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11025698

>>11024450

>> No.11025705

>>11025690
>Official Nintendo Seal of QUALITY

I can see the appeal.

>> No.11025707
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11025707

PS2 silent hill manuals

>> No.11025708
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>> No.11025709

>>11025662
he looks like hes just pissed off, like this is a regular occurance

>> No.11025712
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>> No.11025718
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>> No.11025728
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>> No.11025747

>>11025712
>average /vr/ posture

>> No.11025810

>>11025662
this one is actually awesome!

>> No.11025834

>>11025712
grunge album cover vibe

>> No.11025857

>>11025697
I kekd, this one's great

>> No.11025862
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>> No.11025865

>>11025712
>Kernaw = Wanker

Deep lore

>> No.11025867

>>11025210
This cover actually makes me want to play it

>> No.11025874

>>11024947
Go back to youtube faggot

>> No.11025986

>>11024947
The Mystery of the Druids cover is good.
The only bad part about it is it might deceive you into playing that shitty game.

>> No.11026000

>>11025728
What the actual fuck were they thinking with this hellish nightmare fuel

>> No.11026004

>>11025747
>he didnt take a break every 15 minutes like the nintendo warning screens told him to do

>> No.11026006

>>11025862
Looks like they took Epstein’s head and made it darker.

>> No.11026046

the zx spectrum is the motherload for stuff like this

>> No.11026070
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11026070

>>11025728
>>11025718
>>11025712
>>11025698
>>11025697
>>11025685
>>11025665
>>11025618
>>11025214
>>11025210
>>11024969
>>11024450
how the fuck are they the "absolute worst"? they are fucking great, super entertaining and funny. better than anything in last 15 years
its literally the "all in good fun" spirit that is completely absent in modern gaming

>>11025708
looks like a parody of a game cover

>>11025695
the funniest

>>11025690
the only bad one itt

>> No.11026085

>>11025707
Not bad. Looks like the book from se7en

>> No.11026097
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>> No.11026169

>>11025697
He gettin his dick sucked

>> No.11026219
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>> No.11026224
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>> No.11026228
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>> No.11026231
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11026231

this game's existence triggers me

>> No.11026237
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>> No.11026239
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>> No.11026247
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>> No.11026250
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>> No.11026270
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>> No.11026273
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>> No.11026274
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>> No.11026279

>>11026231
THI- THIS GAME TRI- TRI- TRI- TRI- TRIGGERS YOU

>> No.11026280
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>>11026239

>> No.11026289

>>11026274
sus

>> No.11026296
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>> No.11026346

>>11026231
Imagine how many subhumans were created by this psyop game, making them believe rap is cool.

>> No.11026363
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11026363

An ancestor of Tarka Dal

>> No.11026392
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>>11026280

>> No.11026402
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>> No.11026405
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>> No.11026406

>>11026237
You win.

>> No.11026410
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>> No.11026413
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>> No.11026414

>>11025210
They didn't even bother redrawing his face so it just looks like Napoleon literally got isekai'd into a mental hospital.

>> No.11026432
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>> No.11026438
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11026438

can someone please explain this image to me

>> No.11026542
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>> No.11026550
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>>11025214

>> No.11026878
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>> No.11026890
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>> No.11026924
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11026924

>>11026279
>>11026346
i never even played it, i just saw the cover and saw "gameplay?" of it a few times. still can't tell what the appeal is, and yes i fucking hate rap and also singing.

>> No.11027008

>>11026890
You gay or somethin?

>> No.11027012

>>11026438
Professional baseball stars vs manga characters from a veteran baseball mangaka.

>> No.11027020
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>> No.11027036

>>11026924
It was one of the first popular rhythm games, predating DDR by about two years

>> No.11027064

>>11027020
Why are they emitting super saiyan power rays?

>> No.11027189
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11027189

>>11024969
mutts are objectively and significantly worse

>> No.11027221

>>11027189
Well lookie here. They did bring back the best Megaman for the Tekken games.

>> No.11027286

>>11026219
>that price
>that game
that should be illegal

>> No.11027303
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11027303

>>11024450
Lawnmower man got my vote, I bought it just because of how ridiculous it looked. It's apparently a solid game?

>> No.11027306

>>11027286
It's an oldass european release, I assume pre "Euro" so no idea where that came from.

>> No.11028091
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11028091

>>11026346
it's cool when fictional dogs and nonfictional japs (picrel, thanks part 6 amv) do it

>> No.11028261

>>11028091
holy SOUL

>> No.11028264

>>11027303
I'm pretty sure this cover is a shot from the movie. Never played the game but the movie was pretty bad.

>> No.11028269

>>11025728
>Draw Ao Oni, white guy edition
>Vividly outline the ENTIRETY of his cock under the loincloth, glans and all
Huh....

>> No.11028270

>>11025728
Big Dick Energy

>> No.11028275

>>11026878
Appears VERY gay. Beyond the reasonable amount of gayness.

>> No.11028287

this thread is nightmare material, you guys all win.

>> No.11028310

>>11026270
NOW BATTING, MIKE PIAZZA!

>> No.11028979
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>> No.11028985
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>> No.11028989
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>> No.11029002

>>11027303
Its from the movie, great flick. Pierce brosnan and Jeff Fahey. Wish there was a game for something with a bit more power, like the Jaguar or 3do.

>> No.11029024
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11029024

Pure shite

>> No.11029284
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>> No.11029320

>>11026542
>let me guess, you need more

>> No.11029369

>>11026924
>i hate singing
at that point it's just an autism thing but I respect it

>> No.11029695
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11029695

Sorry for posting a personal opinion in a consistent thread, since most covers posted here are literal eye-rape, but I always hate like a lot the V8 covers, specially the stupid logo with the flames.

>> No.11029729

>>11025862
hey hey people

>> No.11029895
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>> No.11029925

>>11027008
I was going to say the same thing judging from the thumbnail, but she looks spasticated. Shitty detailed OC tier art.

>> No.11029964
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>> No.11029991

>>11029925
Anatomy's a bit wonky but there's nothing outstandingly bad about this at all. At absolute worst it's just mediocre.

>> No.11030252
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>>11026270

>> No.11030296

>>11027189
>bongs
>mutts
Being a bit repetitive here, aren't we?

>> No.11030304
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11030304

>>11024450
>I'M GONNA RAAAAAACE!

>> No.11030329
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>> No.11030359

>>11026270
CTE simulator

>> No.11030385
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>>11026070
Gotta agree, I find most of these way more appealing than most new game covers, they are a total after thought now and as a result feel completely soulless

>> No.11031086

>>11030385
>they are a total after thought now and as a result feel completely soulless
While I sort of agree the reason they're like this is the opposite, there's too much overthinking that goes into them now, review by multiple people and committees, it's why they all end up looking the same and not taking any risks.
Back in the day it was just some artist who had a cool idea and the publisher put it on the box since they had already paid for it and they had to kick the game out of the door. You had more diversity and styles but often it backfired and you ended up with shit covers like most of the ones posted here, I guess it was allowed to happen because publishers were more relaxed and knew a big portion of the public were like you, blind motherfuckers, so there was no reason to try too hard.

>> No.11031167
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>> No.11031724
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>> No.11031735

>>11029695
Testosterone issue.

>> No.11032769
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>> No.11032786

>>11032769
best horse racing game cover i've ever seen

>> No.11034085
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>> No.11034091
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>> No.11034114
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11034114

Certified crunk coming through

>> No.11034249
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>> No.11034272
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>> No.11034274
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>> No.11034286
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>> No.11034494
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>> No.11034503

>>11034494
>a cover on the cover
this one rules

>> No.11034607

>>11034274
>Featuring The Rock and Will Poulter

>> No.11034640
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11034640

>>11029002
>Wish there was a game for something with a bit more power

>> No.11034668
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11034668

I'm a fan of old graphics cards cg art

>> No.11034679
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>>11034668

>> No.11034682
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>> No.11034715

>>11034668
old graphics cards were good because you could tell how powerful they were by how hot the cgi woman on them was

>> No.11034761
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>>11034679
>middle
So that's where Blizzard stole this character design from

>> No.11035639

>>11025712
>>11025662
>>11025697
Now I want to play these

>> No.11035690

>>11025718
>>11026224
>>11026231
>>11026237
>>11026270
>>11026274
>>11026296
>>11026363
>>11026410
>>11026550
>>11025214
>>11027020
>>11029024
>>11030252
>>11030304
>>11032769
>>11034249
>>11034272
>>11034274
>>11034286
>>11034668
>>11034679
>>11034682
sovl

>> No.11035709

>>11025214
If you told me every single character here is female it would fit right in with today's western games.

>> No.11035710

>>11025690
That's more on the show itself to be honest.

>> No.11035737

>>11030385
that's actually one of the better cod covers from that era lul

>> No.11035761

>>11024450
Oh lawd he comin

>> No.11035765

>>11027303
Holy shit, it's cobson!!

>> No.11035768
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11035768

>>11035709
Kek

>> No.11035770

>>11030304
POV: the junkie got into a car accident

>> No.11035772

>>11026250
change the name to HOLY SHIT, TENNIS!

>> No.11035920

>>11034114
This probably fetches for a fair price in England since it reminds them of the "Blacked" movies they're so fond of

>> No.11036550
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>> No.11036556

>>11036550
>the chad sprinter
>in the sense that he literally is from chad the country

>> No.11036557
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>> No.11036561
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>> No.11036571
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>>11026097
Not bad Anon

>> No.11036804

>>11030296
Post a cover made by your shithole country then and we can made it a good cover thread, y'know, if your country is relevant and had made any

>> No.11036976

>>11036804
>we can made it
Shit I ESLed myself by not proofreading my post. Make*

>> No.11037158
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>> No.11037201

>>11025698
His face is the only thing wrong with this. Everything else is pretty good.

>> No.11037224

>>11027064
Why aren't you?

>> No.11037246
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11037246

>>11024450
Same energy

>> No.11037310

>>11026890
'em

>> No.11037674
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>> No.11037683

>>11034249
Grubhub the game?

>> No.11037875

>>11027020
This game is genuinley legendary. Shame the Turbo is so rare.

>> No.11038005

>>11037875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4la5WisZlaE

>> No.11038013
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>>11025718

>> No.11038027

>>11036557
Whenever people tell me Poland never produced anything of value, I just show them this.

>> No.11038423
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>> No.11038427
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>> No.11038739

>>11038427
man is living the dream. were that in real life you could get rid of moles with a giant ball peen hammer

>> No.11038843

>>11026219
this cover is fake?

>> No.11038890

>>11038739
>>11038427

These aren't moles, though - they're marmots...

>> No.11038906

>>11026239
legit read this as "Shoot the Rapists"

>> No.11038917

>>11026247
Speccy game with ninjas? Shouldn't this have been banned by Her Majesty's Committee for Preventing Violence in the Youth?

>> No.11038961

>>11035920
Holy projection, Muttman.

>> No.11039092
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suprised nobody has posted the og megaman box art yet

>> No.11039202

>>11038423
>dick luigi

>> No.11039601

>>11039202
You have dyslexia.

>> No.11039903

>>11039601
dickslexia

>> No.11039912

>>11026269
He's on the spectrum, alright.

>> No.11039937
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>> No.11039997
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>>11038843
No

>> No.11040097
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Almost went with Blokus Portable but I don't think PSP is officially retro yet. So enjoy this instead.

>> No.11040312

>>11040097
move over mario

>> No.11040341

>>11025662
Global warming

>> No.11040358

>>11026250
>OH FUCK WE MISSED THE PENTAGON

>> No.11040386

>>11026346
Literally none. They played it and moved on, as normal people would.
You, however, have gone through an entire life of this game "triggering" you.

>> No.11040430
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>>11040312
Literally

>> No.11040946
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>> No.11041007

>>11025210
>>11026414
This game was a big inspiration for Psychonauts. So much so that the guy who thinks he's Napoleon is ripped straight from this.

>> No.11041008
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>>11039202

>> No.11041035

>>11025986
As shitty as it is, when I played it I couldn't help but feel the devs were actually trying to make a comedic adventure game.

>> No.11041078
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>>11025618
>my mfw when I see this cover

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>>11041007
Crazy guy thinking he's Napoleon is a cliché from the 19th century.

>> No.11041101

>>11025712
that's a picture of me

>> No.11041263

>>11025862
Epstein had his own island and his own pyramid?

>> No.11041369
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>>11040097
But that one's the good cover.

>> No.11041642
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>> No.11041843

>>11041008
Kek

>> No.11041856
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>>11041008

>> No.11044114
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>> No.11044180

>>11025697
I fucking kek'd man is getting some superior dome from Mark.

>>11026280
>>11026392
kek

>> No.11044691
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>> No.11044820

>>11044691
Does he fight against the smart patrol?

>> No.11044872

>>11044691
>"Spud? Is this, like, a kids' game?"
>"NOOOOOOOO!!! It only LOOKS like a kids' game. It's actually very mature, you know, the lore is so dark and..."

>> No.11044882
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The US ones here

>> No.11044885
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>>11044882
But it's not always better in PALtopia. What the FUCK were they thinking with Code Veronica?

>> No.11044896

>>11044885
They wanted a CG anime chick on the cover, imitating the massive success of Final Fantasy the Spirits Within

>> No.11044908

>>11044882
>American versions are all "angry/snarky character with weapon/threatening item in hand"
>MGS3 PAL cover is literally just "man with gun" which fits the bill but the NTSC cover reduces the amount of man-with-gun-ness real estate anyway
???

>> No.11044936

>>11044820
A DEVO fan. Bitchin.

>> No.11044964

>>11044882
US RE2 and jet grind radio ones are better. everything else the PAL is better.

>>11044908
haven't all the PAL MGS covers used that iconic gradient style artwork?

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>>11044691

>> No.11044995

>>11044987
Wtf kek

>> No.11045747

>>11044882
what fat boomer stroke victim demanded they redraw megaman's face like that? ico and RE may be a crime against art but at least I GET IT

>> No.11045819

>>11037158
How did something this amateurish make it onto store shelves?

>> No.11046103
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>>11045747
too anime for 1991's America

>> No.11046607

>>11044882
MGS3, Jet Grind Radio and RE2 US covers are fine.

>> No.11046897

>>11044882
A few of the American ones there are better.

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>>11044885
Behold

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>> No.11047956

>>11045747
The European version was the one that was redrawn, though. To match Mega Man's original design.

>> No.11048035
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Not even Zero can catch a break

>> No.11048506

>>11040358
kek

>> No.11048515

>>11025641
lara croft looks like THAT?

>> No.11048518

>>11048035
Capcom's attempt to do a general branding for MegaMan in Europe was so embarrassing, good thing they stopped using it by the time the DS was out.

>> No.11048536

>>11037158
>had this as kid
>had slimes in it
>my sister took it since my dumb ass claimed it was the inspiration for the slimes in maple story, meaning it was worth money (had never heard of dragon quest)

Cover always freaked me out btw, shit was just a confusing ff tactics ripoff. With slimes.

>> No.11048640

>>11026542
I love this one for some reason

>> No.11048679

>>11025690
Uhh, what's the greenish stuff coming out of their butts?

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>> No.11048718

>>11026542
what do they eat

>> No.11048776

>>11034494
Will never be a Bot.

>> No.11048781

>>11027306
Huh, did pro wrestling have any popularity in Europe? Figured it would be just an American thing.

>> No.11048793

>>11036561
It's a shame the humans are there since this would be a pretty badass image of an alien megacity without them.

>> No.11048796

>>11037158
Eyes without a face, got no human grace, eyes without a faaace...

>> No.11048801

>>11037674
This is great. And I think you know it's great, and posted it here anyway because you wanted to share it. And I thank you for that.

>> No.11049294
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>>11024450

>> No.11049312

>>11025986
>The Mystery of the Druids cover is good
Oh fuck off, it's a terrible cover that why it's been a meme for decades.

>> No.11049485
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>>11026542
>"Just draw some fucking squiggly lines and ship it."

>> No.11049538

>>11049485
>how wormholes work.jpg

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>>11049485
>it could not be more simple, anon! You want me to show this to /v/, and have /v/ tell you what it is? 'Cause the /v/tard's going to get it!

>> No.11049668

>>11048679
That's suppose to be the energy that gets released when they turn on their Sumo powers.

>> No.11049680

>>11025685
Is this a dude dressed as a girl?

>> No.11049682

>>11025690
>super duper homos

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>>11049485
A roll of toilet paper playing saxophone

>> No.11049709

>>11034286
>Ninjas are considered cool in America
>None of the in-game graphics are changed at all
>Make the cover look like some generic cool kid is saving his valley girl girlfriend.

What was Jaleco smoking? I can see them doing this with a European release, but not an American one.

>> No.11049823 [DELETED] 
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>>11049485
Is this proper weapon handling, /k/ommandos?

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Is this proper weapon handling, /k/ommandos?

>> No.11049838
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>> No.11049839

>>11025641
looks like a martial industrial or neofolk album cover lol

>> No.11049880

>>11049823
>>11049836
He's strangling a black bird.

>> No.11049890

>>11026269
YOU'RE A MEAN ONE
MR KONG

>> No.11049920

>>11049836
The talons of the eagle. Their grip is so strong that even a cannon has no recoil.

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>>11049635

>> No.11050573 [DELETED] 

Jesus Christ is the Son of God, Who died for our sins and rose from the dead to Give us eternal life. If believe in Jesus Christ and ask Him to save you. He will give the free gift of eternal life. God Loves us!!

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>>11035765

>> No.11050724

>>11050712
>Dr. Lawrence mah boi!

>> No.11050742

>>11026231
You are retarded.

>> No.11051308

>>11025728
Whoever drew this was at least somewhat mentally ill

>> No.11051315

>>11027303
>>11035765
>>11050712
>>11050724
HWABAG

>> No.11051325

>>11044882
I've always been fascinated by this. Like... why?

>> No.11051703

>>11051325
if companies chant the right magic words and draw the right symbols then the marketing spells activate and they get more money

>> No.11051716

>>11044987
OHNONONONO

>> No.11051736

>>11024509
lol it's fine because I don't value their perception as equal to mine.

>> No.11051739
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Surprised this hasn't been posted yet

>> No.11051968
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Harvest Hill

>> No.11052013
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>>11026542
>>11049485
Holy fuck these are incredible, I'm looking into these games the box art is all shit like this I love it

>> No.11052019
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>>11052013
>The graphics are by someone called Jon
https://www.lysator.liu.se/adventure/Howarth,_Brian.html

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>>11026542
>>11049485
>>11052013
>>11052019
Okay so I've found that each of these games, unsurprisingly, had different box art for different platforms and releases. They are all extremely dumb looking.

>> No.11052029

>>11026542
>>11049485
>>11052019
>>11052027
Okay I found the games emulated on an old website https://www.ifiction.org/games/index.php?cat=43

>> No.11052036

>>11026542
Do you think they're stuck? Should one of us go check on them?

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>> No.11052425

>>11049838
>HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I'M ALIVE...
Is her crush a necrophiliac?

>> No.11052535

>>11025718
>tfw you realise that old man has been dead for years.

>> No.11052537

>>11049312
it's only been a meme since zoomers found out about the game most likely through some faggot eceleb

>> No.11052540

>>11025718
Game covers that do it intentionally so people would notice them shouldn't count.

>> No.11052585

>>11024450
>SirTech
The needful was certainly done.

>> No.11052589

>>11052585
That would be SaarTech. Sir-Tech made good shit.

>> No.11052598

>>11052540
>Do it intentionally
>People notice the cover but not the game
lol

>> No.11052613
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>> No.11052623

>>11052589
>Sir-Tech made good shit.
Amen to that. Wizardry and Jagged Alliance are godly series.

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>>11052537
How new are you?

>> No.11052717

>>11026237
I'm sure this really got the older kid demographics.

>> No.11054198

>>11026270
>>11030252
These actually aren't even bad.

>> No.11054401

>>11054198
they looks more like Mike Piazza's Goin in Dry and a PSA about the effects of teenage brain damage than the cool celebrity covers they were aiming for though

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>>11049635
kek
>>11025874
but there's no big impact fonts and curved, red arrows pointing to something blatantly obvious

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>> No.11055386

>>11052537
>memed on 4chins for genuine actual literal decades
>i-i-it's the ZOOMERS! that's why I d-don't understand it!
You're a fucking retard, champ.

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>> No.11055814

>>11049485
Well... I can at least see a 7 in it.

>> No.11056778

>>11055791
>Elsa frozen dental surgery.swf