/vr/ - Retro Games

if he's fast as sonic why shadow rides a motorbike?

>>11025553
Better question: why the fuck does he have a gun?
This is like Nintendo giving Wario an AK47 and shooting goombas in the face while aliens & demons invade the mushroom kingdom.

>>11025553
Same as using guns. He wants to own the streets. In every way. He's black, he's menacing, he has guns, he has a vehicle, super speed and chaos control. That's what being an ultimate life form is like - you just dominate in every aspect of said life.

>>11025578
No one told Wario that mercenaries are getting paid significant amounts of money. He'd be straight away icing crooks without any hint of remorse.

>>11025553
Any reason you've been necrobumping several threads? What threads are you trying to kill off?
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>>11025586
nigga, i didnt make a single one of those posts. they dont even have the same writing style, you schizo.

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>>11025578
>OMG shadow has a gun?
This shit is trite everyone has already established this game was corny. Game itself ultimately just mid and poorly translated

>>11025593
If it wasn't you then you'd have ignored the accusation.

>>11025590
>pump action automatic
Presumably the homoerotic subtext was intentionay?

*intentional

>>11025602
damn. you got me. caught me redhanded doing my jewish tricks.

>>11025578
Mario is lame series for gay little babies, that's why

>>11025619
https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/10998850/#q10998867
Why are you like this?

>>11025630
It's clear it's a 3rdie or Europoor considering he starts this around 2am - 3am burger time. Shit's pretty pointless if you'd ask me.

Dunno, maybe try this thread instead >>11024772

>>11025578
DK had a gun in DK64
Mario had a gun in Sunshine
And Luigi had a vacuum cleaner for some reason

>>11025578
Nintendo DID change Wario completely though, he doesn't even wear the yellow outfit anymore. They also gave him a motorcycle

>>11025768
>They also gave him a motorcycle

I believe he has a whole park of vehicles to ride whatever he feels like. In Virtual Boy Wario Land he had an airplane, in other games, he has a car. Maybe he stole a pirate ship from Syrup as well.

>>11025771
>I believe
Big mistake.

I liked the guns

>>11025765
since when is a talking water pump a gun? also the poltergust is a ghostbusters reference

>>11025649
my god why did I think I could ever get away with it with all these gosh darn Columbos we got around her

>>11025586
Meds

>>11025787
I don't get it.

ow the edge

>>11025950
He's right actually, people compare it to RE but it's closer to Ghostbusters

>>11025581
As a White guy, Shadow truely shows me that I simply cannot compete.
>>11025602
The wicked flee where no one persues.

>>11025535
Looks like shadow posing with a 1911

>>11025608
He's a hedgehog he doesn't know how guns work

They took the edge in hedgehog literally.

Kino

>>11025553
Style

>>11025768
Wario, by his nature, resists the brand homogenisation of Mario. That's kind of the point of Wario. It's vehicle for developers to do all of the crazy off-brand shit that they can't do with Mario.

Does he shoot sonic in the head?

>>11025578
>This is like Nintendo giving Wario an AK47 and shooting goombas in the face while aliens & demons invade the mushroom kingdom.
That would be fucking BASED.

>>11025535
Reminder that the entire franchise reflects what producers think americans find cool

>>11025578
Because he’s black