/vr/ - Retro Games

>>11002263
Take me back

2004 in video game form

>>11002263

>>11002680
vidya magazines were based. the good ones at least. but dont let me talk about the "all the tricks and cheats" crap.

>>11002680
Holy SOVL, I can litterally feel the breeze and hear the planes hitting the towers rn no cap

>>11002263
Man I'd let her on my elevator if you get get my drift. Really gets me going to the top floor. wink wink nudge nudge. I want to pound her in the ass up against the elevator glass if you understand my vague metaphor.

>>11002263
prestigious outfit
>>11002340
lame outfit

>>11003038
lame outf-ACK

Tina was the hottest followed by Kasumi. Too bad they didn't give them ass jiggle like Mai in the later KOF entries.
>inb4 sybb

>>11003389
imo it's
Ayane > Leifang = Helena >rest

>>11003389
Lei>Tina>Kasumi

>>11003389
>>11003553
They completely ruined Tina after DOA1. Shits a travesty. Went from a badass brunette pro wrestler to a generic blonde bimbo cowgirl.

>>11003576
More for me I guess.
If you can't see the appeal of "American woman so perfect she could only ever have been imagined by a Japanese man who has never met a real American woman in his entire life", I'll happily keep her to myself.

>>11005048
Honestly best way of putting it.

>DOA 1-2
Lei Fang
>DOA 3-4
Hitomi
>DOA 5
Helena
>DOA 6 onwards
who cares lol, they ruined the characters

>>11002680
>>11002712
Game mags were really good until the mid 2000s or so when they all started to emulate "men's mag" aesthetics

>>11002712
Generally agree, but I remember one of the special edition Tips and Tricks magazines having some cool secrets revealed by the devs. Picrel. There was also this marriage proposal easter egg that went completely unnoticed by everyone, including the guys wife, for like 4 years lmao

https://www.eurogamer.net/man-hid-wedding-proposal-into-commercial-game-boy-colour-game

>>11003032
>want to pound her in the ass up against the elevator glass if you understand my vague metaphor.
please explain

>>11003032
>anal with a woman
Literally just being a gay man in disguise.

>>11005087
>who cares lol, they ruined the characters
should have said 5 onwards

>>11002340
The Xbox version of DOA2 really blew the PS2 version out of the water. I have no idea why people use the PS2 version to show off upscalers when even Itagaki admits it wasn't finished.

>>11005191
>fucking a woman is gay
zoomers were a mistake

>>11005294
The original release was a disaster, but there's a "Hardcore" that fixes most of it.
For showing off upscalers, well it makes sense to use a console notorious for jaggies and interlacing to demonstrate the ability of an upscaler to fix that. Whereas the xbox version could just be made to output native 480p and that will not really be a great test for an upscaler.

>>11002263
DoA was a poor man's Tekken
all it had was coomerbait

>>11005443
Nah, it was virtua fighter with less depth. They took the combat from VF2 and took out the necessity of learning all the matchups and counters and replaced it with a rock-paper-scissors hold/strike system. It was the casual friendly fighting game that was enjoyable for normies before everything went tourneyfag sweaty tryhard season pass horseshit. AND it had coomerbait as the cherry on top.

>>11005443
And Tekken was a chinese clone of Virtua Fighter with a focus on juggling combos.

>>11005513
And Virtua Fighter is dead and forgotten.

>>11005531
They are making a new one right now.

>>11005304
Anal is literally fucking gay.

>>11005618
Yeah, nothing gayer than fucking a woman. Retard lmao

>>11005513
Virtua and Tekken are both good. Way better than shitter combat.

>>11005648
Sodomy is gay. Deal with it sodomite.

>>11005835
Blowjobs are gay too? I feel bad for whatever shit warped your mind this badly. I'm guessing you're deeply in the closet or something.