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>Links
Retro sizer https://retrosizer.com/
Retro handhelds spreadsheet https://pastebin.com/ZyqXr19r
SoC Comparison https://versus.com/en/mobile-chipset

>Where to buy
Aliexpress, gogamegeek, litnxt, keepretro, mechdiy, Anbernic/retroid store

>Best Brands
Retroid (Well built, powerful, but expensive), Anbernic (Balanced price, power and build quality), Powkiddy (Cheap, low quality builds, interesting shapes), Miyoo (One hit wonder), TrimUI: (Good build quality, shitty software, good price).

>What do I buy
Post your preferences: Money (20$ - 200$), Shape (horizontal, vertical, clamshell, square), Pocketable or not, OS (Linux, Android, Both), Systems (Pre PSX is 8, 16, and 32-bit eras, PSX with extras, Dreamcast and N64, PSP and DS, PS2 and GC/Wii capable)

>Recommended devices
Prices depend on when and where you buy.
- Retroid Pocket 4 (200$, horizontal, 4.7" 16:9 Screen, up to PS2/GC, android)
- RG556 (180$, horizontal, 5.8" 16:9 OLED Screen, up to PS2/GC, android)
- Retroid Pocket 2S (100$, horizontal, 3.5" 4:3 Screen, can play some PS2/GC, android, pocketable)
- Powkiddy RGB30/RGB20SX (90$, horizontal, 4" 1:1 Screen, PSX with extras, linux, pocketable)
- Trimui Smart Pro (60$, horizontal, 5" 16:9 Screen, PSX with extras, linux)
- Anbernic RG 35XX Plus (60$, 3.5" 4:3 Screen, PSX with extras, linux, pocketable)
- Miyoo mini plus (60$, 3.5" 4:3 Screen, PSX with extras, linux, pocketable)
- R36S (50$, vertical, 4:3 screen, PSX with extras, linux, pocketable)

>Things I need to know
- Handhelds come with low quality SD cards. Back them up, throw them away, buy new ones.
- It takes some tinkering, specially linux devices.
- Overall quality of these products is very cheap.
- Reviewers get free handhelds, caveat emptor.

>Previous Thread
>>10924486

>> No.10931119

Why are these handhelds so big now. Anything with PSP form factor that will play PS2?

>> No.10931124

>>10931119
>Why are these handhelds so big now
money grift

>> No.10931125

>>10931119
I want as many pocketable foldables as there are similarly sized Gameboy copies

>> No.10931127

>>10931119
Not exactly PSP form factor but you could get a Retroid 3+, probably your best bet, but even that will struggle with demanding PS2 games. You could look into getting a phone (not an emu handheld), but those are expensive asf and the beefiest ones are still hueg. The age of small electronics is dead.

>> No.10931138

>>10931119
>Why are these handhelds so big now.
Lack of suitable larger 4:3 displays.
You want bigger than 4" 4:3? You're looking at a 5" 16:9
6-7" is the sane cut off point and Volvo and the PC handheld market wanna push past that.

>> No.10931145

>>10931138
psp is 16:9

>> No.10931146
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Awww shit

>> No.10931148

>>10931145
No shit.
Learn something new everyday dontcha!

>> No.10931151

>>10931146
can't wait to see this AI scripted banger

>> No.10931152

>>10931146
>Russ approved
Anbernig won...

>> No.10931154

>>10931146
How do people fall for this grifter?

>> No.10931158
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Playing Metroid Subversion, man the H's buttons are squeaky. It feels like this hack would benefit from better ergonomics too.
FUCK the first hour and FUCK water, this shit's pretty cool though

>> No.10931163

>>10931148
Then what you suggested about suitable 4:3 displays is irrelevant to the topic of PSP ergonomics

>> No.10931193

>>10931163
>n-no! you can't play 4:3 games on a 16:9 display! t-there will be BLACK BARS!!

>> No.10931198

>>10931158
Looks really cool. Nice color scheme.

>> No.10931213

>>10931163
>Then what you suggested about suitable 4:3 displays is irrelevant to the topic of PSP ergonomics
Everything but the PSP, 2k, shit model and Go is irrelevant to the topic of PSP ergonomics.
'cause that's not what the post was about ya dipstick

>> No.10931214

>>10931146
I'm hype. Can't wait for reviews. I hope it's not more than $70 and the hinge isn't shit.

>> No.10931217

>>10931158
nice, I just finished that last month, took me 9 hours to beat the game, 15 hours to collect everything. and yeah I remember the early game being real slow before you get the movement upgrades

>>10931198
that's the night vision item, the hack is mostly stock SM graphics or custom graphics in that style

>> No.10931227

>>10931127
>you could get a Retroid 3+, probably your best bet, but even that will struggle with demanding PS2 games

Why would you even suggest that when the Retroid 4 Pro exists? Or hell, even base 4 costs the same price as a 3+ but works/plays better

>> No.10931228

>>10931146
MY FUARKING HERO

>> No.10931234

>>10931146
Russ memes aside, at the very least I'm looking forward to seeing it cause he usually never hides the more noticeable flaws in his reviews, so if there's something super glaring we'll know.

(except for original Odin's awful input delay for it's first year of life WHY DID NO FUCKING REVIEWER EVER MENTION IT IT WAS THE FIRST THING I NOTICED WHEN I PLAYED MINE AND LISTED IT ON EBAY THE DAY I GOT THE PIECE OF SHIT)

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>>10931146
>still no Ayaneo Pocket S review

>> No.10931259

>>10931146
>meet my new best friend
Yet another step down the path of madness for Russ. Now he’s treating his chinkhelds like they’re living people.

>> No.10931274
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So on 3DS apparently you can now do this while natively running GBA roms with 1:1 scaling. The game screen size on an XL this way is exactly the same as an OG GBA. Not bad.

>> No.10931308

>>10931274
Does the lower screen have a different pixel density?

>> No.10931312
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10931312

I really want a K10, mostly for the size

>> No.10931315

>>10931308
Never had a DS or 3DS I presume? Yes, because often games line up pixel-by-pixel across the two screens, creating the illusion of a shared space with two "windows" onto it.

>> No.10931316

>>10931274
I was fucking around in the screen calculator earlier and noticed that as well

>>10931312
If it could play GBC and if you could swap the games out I'd unironically buy this. I think it only has like chinese NES romhacks on it or something

>> No.10931327

>>10931146
>Meet my new wife’s boyfriend.

>> No.10931339

>>10931110
>PS VITA clone? Holy shit!
>d-pad is down
discarded

>> No.10931349

>>10931146
>>10931240
>Still hasn't fixed his TSP review
defenestrate this fella and cut off his tiny hands afterwards for good measure

>> No.10931402

>>10931259
What would chinkheld Toy Story look like?

>> No.10931405

>>10931312
I don't like how the screen is off-center, but considering how thin it is it feels pretty quality.

>> No.10931408

>>10931110
Imagine making a Vita clone and completely fucking up the stick placement because you're a Chinaman.

>> No.10931415
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>>10931119
During Covid, for whatever reason, a lot of these companies started directly competing with one another instead of just pumping out random garbage, and by 2022 they started being a viable quality to actually begin picking and choosing which chinkheld is best for you concerning form factor and performance.

Originally the Anbernic RG280V was the first commonly popular one, as people were blown away that you could relatively play PS1 games on such a little device. And then Tiktok shoved the Miyoo Mini hardcore into peoples' faces with ads and influencer reviews.

....Or did you mean in terms of physical size? In that case; screen size and certain hardware just requires certain parts and need to be a certain size to run, less they overheat and catch fire/explode.

>> No.10931418

>>10931415
God they were still using 2001 cell phone interfaces in 2021? Did they only start making proper custom firmware/interfaces when fans were making CFW for them and embarrassing them? Or does china care that people immediately load CFW onto these things so long as people buy the things?

>> No.10931420
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>>10931418
I miss the 2001 meme of referring to emulators as emu.

>> No.10931421

>>10931415
I like how the RG28XX is a cross between the RG280V and the RG35XX-H, but god damn could it use one mini analog stick/nub.

>> No.10931424
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10931424

>>10931421
Hi

>> No.10931425
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10931425

>>10931424
Bye

>> No.10931426

>>10931418
Those chips didn't have GPUs and were like 600Mhz - 1Ghz or so with almost no memory. They all ran OpenDingux from what I remember.

>> No.10931430

These things are all made with twenty year old cell phone parts that China can't otherwise repurpose, and so the quality of these things will always be twenty years behind whatever your modern phone is.

>> No.10931431

>>10931146
What the actual fuck is up with that hinge? Was he sent an earlier unit?

>> No.10931438

Powchaddies... with the D-008, Miyoo Flip, and 35XX Flip... I think it's finally over for the V90....

>> No.10931439
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>>10931438
>D-008
Hello, canceled.

>> No.10931442
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>>10931316
Those are all NoaC, so pretty much that. I saw a woman with two kids playing with those in the train (keep them quiet during the ride), and one of them was close to throwing a tantrum with Super Mario Bros. "THIS GAME CHEATS!". I will never know if the game was even harder because of the shitty d-pad and buttons.

>> No.10931448
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10931448

>>10931438
>>10931439
Ya, I think the "R35 Plus" was such a mistake and fucked their whole operation up. They're not even the R35S/R36S guys, they're just copying the copiers.

>> No.10931449

>>10931438
>>10931439
>>10931448
...So the D-008 will release once the Miyoo Flip and Anbernic Flip release, so they can copy it :D

>> No.10931452
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>>10931448
The R35 Plus guys are the D-007 guys, the shitty overpriced chinkheld with a butt.

>> No.10931456

>>10931442
Chances are, if it was the regular Famiclone or the RS60 (the slim black/Famicom coloured one), the d-pad was more serviceable than the original NES d-pad and either there was an issue with the rom or the kids just really fucking sucked at video games/were going full "WHAT THE FUCK I PRESSED B" darksydephil

>> No.10931458
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Imagine being a balding British goblin, using a Japanese anime avatar of your real life self, and making a disgusting "Ick" face at the credit card Famiclone because you're too stupid to appreciate how good it is

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>>10931458
South Americans and Africans > Bri'ish "people" when it comes to game hardware reviews desu. Tha Brits have this retarded self-imposed sense of classism and want to be fancy and premium while a nigga will be straight up real and pragmatic with you concerning game hardware and anime.

>> No.10931463

>>10931458
>>10931461
>>10931405
I am now becoming increasingly more aware of just how offcenter that fucking screen is tho

>> No.10931465 [DELETED] 

>>10931456
6 buttons on a saturn / fightpad layout, and slim form factor, that's all I remember. Maybe one of those circular d-pads. She told me they were selling them as a double pack, and it was an alternative until the kids learn to handle electronics with care.

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>>10931458
>>10931461
I love how clicky and short the travel distance is on both the face buttons and d-pad, reminds me of how amazing the og phat NDS face buttons and d-pad were.

>> No.10931469

>>10931452
>ILLUMINATED STICKS
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.10931470

>>10931458
Does this thing have shoulder buttons?

>> No.10931471

>>10931469
As >>10931430 said, and they just got to the backlog of illuminated analog sticks that they now need to use and get through before moving onto better ones

>> No.10931473

>>10931470
No? Why would it? The X and Y buttons already serve as turbo buttons and nothing more. It's a Famiclone. It plays NES games and NES games only.

>> No.10931474

>>10931470
>>10931473
>nigga honestly was considering a fucking famiclone as a cheap alternative to the Miyoo Mini +/RG35XX
lmfao

>> No.10931556

bro if my famiclone ain't rocking dual shoulder buttons then I ain't feeling the magic

>> No.10931584

>>10931473
I saw the X Y buttons and I thought they had the snes in mind.

>> No.10931586

>>10931458
500 in 1 famiclones should ALWAYS get a disgusting "ick" face, no matter how nice and cheap they are.

>> No.10931592
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>spend days doing extensive research on chink handhelds
>create a hand picked ROM ser for multiple systems
>as soon as it arrives install CFW and some useful apps
>replay pokemon, super robot taisen and super mario land and never touch it again

>> No.10931597

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9fQJrtLjZU

>> No.10931613

>>10931418
Opendingux was KINO. I fell in love with it.

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>> No.10931624

>>10931402
Anbernic: upper class wasps and shitposters. Retroid: Friendly jocks. Miyoo: Tiny Italians mafia goons. Powkiddy: Skiddish underdog.
>>10931408
Strangely enough, older vita/psp clones had the sticks in the right position

>> No.10931628

>>10931438
Game console was also making an sp clone, but they had issues with the plastic. They'll probably try again once they release the r50s and study the 35xxsp

>> No.10931632
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10931632

It's over, fans of [last device Russ said was his favorite]
We [new device Russ said was his favorite] now

>> No.10931636

>>10931458
>>10931461
Why is that screen so fucking offcenter
that is literally drop in the trash tier

>> No.10931647

>>10931632
Do you think he takes his device of the month to his gay furry orgies?

>> No.10931648

>>10931636
The screen driver must be on the right, and the case isn't wide enough to visually center the screen.

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>>10931624

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>>10931597
Damn, brother zhou I fucking kneel

>> No.10931693
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10931693

>Baldur's Gate 2 running on Vita
>No updates since 2021

>> No.10931694

How do you play dosbox games using chinkhelds? Do you need to create any config file to make them work?

>> No.10931702

>>10931597
>that gold on black
My knees... Bending on their own...?!

I'm gonna be crushed if this turns out bad.

>>10931694
Download zip, throw on respective folder, rename to dosz if on JELOS. Don't get too excited, RK3566 and the like struggle on Pentium 100 stuff like Time Commando.

>> No.10931707
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>>10931702
Fug.

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>went to jelos github
>archived
>project is dead

>> No.10931716

>>10931710
ROCKNIX. Mostly the same unbearable spastics behind it.

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>>10931461
>while a nigga will be straight up real
Problem is: I hate "niggas"

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>>10931615
My nigga
I just got this baby for $8 and these little portable dvd players are amazing for plug n play/mjni console hookups. Planning on playing two player games with my RG35XX using this.

>> No.10931746

>>10931632
That hinge looks unhinged, did he break it?

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>>10931146
>>10931632
>>10931746
Because no one thought it'd be a good idea to grab the high res pic from twatter:

>> No.10931750

>>10931748
sorry not that much of a fanboy
Go Navy!

>> No.10931751

>>10931748
God damn it that hinge truly does look fucking broken, please please please tell me it doesn't actually look like that normally and the idiot just wrecked his

>> No.10931752
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>>10931751
It looks normal
>https://youtu.be/L9fQJrtLjZU?si=t7WKFjWAoypVk7xf

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>>10931752
You're fucking blind or an apologist coping with wanting this device to be perfect when it obviously isn't.
Yes they copied the actual SP hinge, unlike others who tried their own designs, but Anbernic fucking failed to properly do it in at least this model being shown off/shilled. You remind me of the iOS idiots who claim misproportionately stretched pixels look amazing.

>> No.10931764

Literally never buy a Chinese clamshell device until a month after people "got theirs" and report on the hinge lasting even a week or not. Remember the launch Retroid Flips, and Retroid is reputable in ways Anbernic never will be.

>> No.10931767

>>10931762
People have been hyped for these SP clones for almost a year now when they were announced last summer/early fall, they're deluding themselves into thinking they're going to be better than actually will be. Human condition. I'm sure they'll be fine but they will be flawed.

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>>10931702
Thanks anon, it was quite simple using dosbox pure. Now I need to explore the dos system.

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>>10931764
I honestly wonder if Anbernic would even bother to replace/refund/etc like Retroid did in the events these hinges explode.

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>>10931762
Hmm.

DMG from some guy: >>10929753
Spanish guy's Silver: >>>>10929968
Phawx's Silver:

>>10931771
I wish Princess Maker 2 was keyboard friendly, it'd be great.

>> No.10931790

>>10931778
Ya, that sharp cutoff before the flat part of the hinges is going to cause unnecessary stress points. It makes sense why everyone else just went with a tube design.

>> No.10931791

This might sound like a cope, but I'm pretty sure the hinge needs to be like that so it doesn't crack like the first batch of ds lites. Could it be engineered better to be flush? Yes, but do you really trust chang to do that?

>> No.10931795

>>10931791
This doesn't make any sense because it's a complete copy of the SP/original DS hinge.
Always loved how the original DS was a wider SP.

>> No.10931802

V90 chads win once again, that hinge is tried & tested and not breaking like these ones are doing.

>> No.10931803

>>10931802
Literally not a single hinge has broken yet you illiterate retard.

>> No.10931804

>>10931146
ITS GOT THE MAGIC

>> No.10931805

>>10931795
It makes sense if you actually read about the problems the various hinged consoles have had over the years

>> No.10931807

>muh hinge
Lmao

>> No.10931810

>>10931274
How do you do that?

>> No.10931813

>>10931274
I hate those overlays with passion.

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>>10931110
Still sad the RP4 wasn't Vita shaped. Now we have this thing which is Vita shaped, but d-pad is in the wrong location and it's over 300g.

>> No.10931818

>>10931807
zhang pls

>> No.10931823

>>10931805
>It makes sense
How?

>> No.10931824

>>10931673
I have to hand it to him, it is a pretty good idea.

>> No.10931826

>>10931805
It makes sense if you're a total fucking retard and don't realize that the DSlite hinges and the SP/original DS hinges are not even the same fucking thing at all. You're like waltzing ignorantly into a discussion about firearms and blurting out, "HURRRR, ASSAULT RIFLES ARE SCARY!"

>> No.10931830

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHQqKi9NcTs

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>>10931815
>and it's over 300g.

>> No.10931837

>>10931810
You need the latest release of open agb firm and an IQ over 110 or so
Release: https://github.com/profi200/open_agb_firm/releases/tag/alpha_2023-10-6
Instructions: https://github.com/profi200/open_agb_firm?tab=readme-ov-file#setup
Instructions for the border: https://github.com/profi200/open_agb_firm/issues/44#issuecomment-1674007705
>>10931813
The 1:1 image without a border looks really shitty, it seems very tiny without it, even though it is always physically the same size as an actual GBA screen

>> No.10931840

>>10931830
>not russ' sp first look video
Read the room and piss off with your offtopic BS

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https://x.com/forthenextlive/status/1790264838243107191

>> No.10931861

>>10931741
I can't even imagine the input lag

>> No.10931870

>>10931840
Holy shit, you legitimately have asperger's, guy.

>> No.10931882

>>10931762
What the fuck are your schizo lines supposed to show?

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>>10931826
Nah, I'm right, do your own research, lazy faggot

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>>10931840
>handhelds are off topic in /hhg/ because... they're not the specific one I am currently personally discussing!

>> No.10931904
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>>10931762
Sp style hinge. Will be fine. V90 lost, retard.
>>10931885
You're not only wrong, but you're also pretending to be retarded for you'z

>> No.10931914

Russ thread
Russ board
Russ website

Don't like? Back to X with you.

>> No.10931915
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>>10931904
The V90 has been running uncontested since 2020, completely unheard of in the chinkheld wars. The V90 objectively won.
>>10931914
Give those tiny paws a rest, little man.

>> No.10931916

>>10931914
I never understood why they suck his dick so much. He's just a salesman. All youtubers are. Weird to think a youtuber has their own shills.

>> No.10931936
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>>10931915
I think it's acutally 5 years since the original manufacturer sold it before powkiddy helped.

>> No.10931942

Anbernic flip starts at 58 (Plus shipping) Miyoo forever buck broken.

>> No.10931947

It's up!!!

>> No.10931951

>>10931947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQj3sO2-obQ

>> No.10931952

What's the cheapest device that also supports Moonlight game streaming besides emulation? I'm looking at Anbernic RG351P. Anyone has experience with this one?

>> No.10931954

>>10931942
Source?

>> No.10931956

>>10931952
I think the trimui smart pro? The wifi on the rk3266 devices suck ass

>> No.10931958

>>10931673
>>10931707
>you can customize this device with inserts
>no, we didn't make clear colorless version
are they retarded?

>> No.10931959

>>10931954
Stubbs on the pisscord.

>> No.10931961

>>10931958
Okay but the black one goes hard. Limitation breeds creativity as they say

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>>10931110
was this so hard?

>> No.10931968
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>>10931951
These are only cons if you are a small handed wimp.

>> No.10931971

>>10931308
No, it's the same.

>> No.10931972

>>10931962
if you want a vita so bad just buy a vita

>> No.10931973

>>10931968
So, everyone on /vr/.

>> No.10931974

>>10931968
you just don't get it
big hands can't feel the magic

>> No.10931975

>>10931968
if you want an sp so bad just buy an sp

>> No.10931976
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>>10931673
>>10931824
>it is a pretty good idea
Probably because it wasn't theirs. It's been a popular SP "mod" since the clear shells dropped a couple years back.

>> No.10931979

>>10931973
stop projecting russ, you sad little man

>> No.10931980

>>10931972
He wants something vita shpaed/size with more power and the same stick postion. His only options are beyond old android chinkhelds that are only slightly better than the vita in terms of emulation
>>10931973
Godin 2 owners don't have that problem

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>>10931951
>it's huge

>> No.10931985

>>10931975
a s s b l a s t e d
s
s
b
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a
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t
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>> No.10931993

>>10931983
cherrypicked photo

>> No.10931994

>>10931213
>Anything with PSP form factor that will play PS2?

>> No.10931995
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10931995

>microswitch shoulder buttons louder than SP's, rattle
>little plastic bracing attempting to distance chip and battery
>says nothing of value on hinges
>first clicky buttons from anbernic, loud, hard to press
>'doesn't really pass contra test in the fact the character doesn't wiggle around when I move it [???]', likes it anyway for feedback from clickiness
>'does requires quite a bit of force to make a [fighter] move, if you don't mind clicky d-pads it's fine'
>130g of force to press a button vs 80g of original SP and Vita vs 60g of Mini vs 50g of Switch
>'wouldn't consider a dealbreaker, but thicker than I would like', thinks some will be surprised by bulginess
>197g vs SP's 145g vs V90's 111g vs 35XX+'s 184g vs H's 182g, 7g heavier than GBC
>transparent has gritty texture, silver has glossier, slicker texture 'much like original silver'
>screen gets dim, 'definitely brighter than 28XX', no complaints on screen quality
>sounds good 'for cheap device', 'not super high expectations'

>>10931954
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006624056799.html
These tend to be cheaper on Ali than their website, to be clear.

>> No.10931997

>>10931995
yeah i'm not reading all that, honestly not sure what went through your brain wasting time typing it

>> No.10931998

>>10931997
Pirating hits from Anbernic's mini marketer.

>> No.10932000

>>10931995
Is that the official link to buy?

>> No.10932002

>>10931983
The extra bulk is appreciated if you have bigger hands. I find the original Sp extremely uncomfortable

>> No.10932004

>>10931995
sp sisters... we fucking lost...

>> No.10932007

>>10932000
Yeah.

>> No.10932008

>>10931213
3k > 2k

>> No.10932017

>russ forgets to mention that he's 5'1 again
You guys seriously can't believe he's not a paid shill.

>> No.10932018

>>10932017
What a weird non sequitur.

>> No.10932020

>>10931995
>shitty buttons
It's over

>> No.10932023

Why do people make a big thing of button rattling?
My GBP dpad always rattled like crazy and never bothered me.

>> No.10932024

>>10931997
Russ, don’t be mad at us pirating your review. Not all of us have the spare time to watch your video

>> No.10932025

>>10932024
kek

>> No.10932026

>>10932017
he may be 5'1 but when he's feeling the magic he's 7foot

>> No.10932028

>>10931741
both RCA and Philips make videogame dvd players

>> No.10932031

>>10931861
it's playable. Rerez has a skill issue.

>> No.10932032

>>10932025
>replying from phone before natural thread update window
lmmaoooo
how embarrassing, especially after you wasted 20 minutes writing a wall of nothing

>> No.10932036

What games are you guys playing? I'm think I'm done with trying to like the hm series.

>> No.10932039

>>10932024
I like how your entire argument is "I'm a mentally ill schizophrenic who thinks my favorite youtuber actually comes to 4chan/vr to argue with me".

Like that's what's going on in your brain today in between anti depressants and söy milk

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>>10932017

>> No.10932046

>>10932032
>>10932039
B O I L I N G
O
I
L
I
N
G

>> No.10932047

>>10932039
>>10932046
The only reviewer that ever came here was joey and he never shuts up about it

>> No.10932049

>>10932047
Jewey will hopefully redpill us on the state of the hinge. I don’t think Anbernic puppets him like Retroid does

>> No.10932050

>>10932036
Contra: The Alien Wars and Wizardry V.
I'm making maps on a notebook and I'm sure I'm close to lose my grip on sanity.

>> No.10932053

>>10932049
They do, but gpd and ayn have a stronger hold on his wallet.

>> No.10932059

>>10931995
but is it hadoukenable?

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>>10932049
nah he was a hardcore 405m shill even after his screen fell out. shilled pretty hard for 556 and other anberslop as well. /ourguy/ brian from retrododo is the only man I trust to put the hinge through its paces.

>> No.10932062

>>10932004
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I HAD SO MUCH FAITH
I'M WAITING FOR A REVISION THAT FIXES ALL THE PROBLEMS

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>>10931983

>> No.10932076

>>10931995
>>little plastic bracing attempting to distance chip and battery
Any mod we could potentially do for this?

>> No.10932080

>>10932076
You are not going to play anything past the psx with that anyway.

>> No.10932083

>>10931968
But is the hinge durable?

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>> No.10932087

>>10932076
Thermal pad. Idk why anbernig and powkiddy design their stuff like this. Even the ultra old chinkhelds didn't do this shit

>> No.10932089

>>10932084
He forgot to say it's gonna be bellow $50 in a few months.

>> No.10932092

>>10932084
RIP Miyoo.

>> No.10932093

>>10932089
if by in a few months you mean literally next month in the ali summer sale then yeah.

>> No.10932094
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Not my problem
SP sisters, we won

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>> No.10932101

>muh girth
>muh heft
>muh clickiness
Don't care. Still getting one.
Summer sale will make it so cheap the flaws won't even matter.

>> No.10932104

>>10932095
That thing in the middle is l2/r2 btw.

>> No.10932105

>>10932104
What the fuck

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>>10932095
I like Ayaneo but that decision really doesn't any make sense, it just seems like you'll basically be limiting yourself to turn based RPGs from the PS1 era with that. Time to see how the Pocket Micro pans out.

>> No.10932109

>>10932095
that would $300 plus tip

>> No.10932112

>>10932095
can't wait to see the front with the analog stick on top

>> No.10932114

>>10932095
>Rear firing speaker

>> No.10932116

>>10932109
There's no way Ayaneo would get away with charging $300 for that, that's almost how much they charged the Ayaneo Pocket Air. They'll be kind and drop the price to $200 + tip + shipping and handling

>> No.10932119

>>10932095
There's no way they're not using AI to design these hellish things.

>> No.10932120

>>10931146
I want one so bad but fuck new Anbernic devices not having any good custom firmware. I can't go back to using anything that doesn't have Onion or ArkOS.

>> No.10932124

>>10932116
The hole ontop i a fan, so it probably will be 300+ tio

>> No.10932125

>>10932120
Russ commented batocera works fine but sleeping function is not working.

>> No.10932134
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>>10932059
Oh you know, the usual 'I'm bad at fighters [with clicky d-pads], need time to adapt, it's fine'.

>>10932095
Oh no, they actually fell for the potentiometer meme.

>>10932104
What.

>>10932114
That way you can tiktok yourself playing it and your audience gets really good audio.

>> No.10932142

>>10931227
Oops. Yeah good catch, it was a typo. I meant 4.

>> No.10932143

>>10932059
>>10932134
If it feels like the SP's dpad, it should be great for these kinds of inputs. The SP was the only way to make Alpha 3 GBA playable.

>> No.10932157

So now that we know everything about the SP (thanks Russ) what's gonna be in the refresh in the next 3 months?

>> No.10932163

>>10932036
outrun on the mega genesis
it's hard (I'm not bad it's the game's fault)

>> No.10932181

>>10932157
One or two games will run better, the d-pad will get worse, and they'll replace every good color with a new shitty one. :)

>> No.10932242

>>10932181
There's no good colors though. Where's transparent purple?

>> No.10932246

>>10932242
Not everything needs to be Atomic Purple. Jungle Green, however...

>> No.10932248

>>10932242
in the trash where it belongs.

>> No.10932257

>>10932246
You make a good point. That would be a nice color in transparent.

>> No.10932261

>>10932125
>sleep function not working
Welp, it’s shit. ONE fucking job: make it sleep upon closing, and they can’t even do that right

>> No.10932264

>>10932261
How are they going to make sleep work on something not released.

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>>10931995
>>little plastic bracing attempting to distance chip and battery
Here we go again

>> No.10932281

I still feel like miyoo is planning something big... Just wait for it.

>> No.10932282

>>10931274
crazy how much better this makes it, I wish we could get pixel perfect upscale on the native gba/DS but I am guessing it's a firmware limitation that makes it impossible?

>> No.10932285

>>10931995
That fucking sperging over the force required to press the button killed half my brain cells. Jesus fucking christ and I thought shaking the chinkhelds was peak 'tism.

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>>10932281
>I still feel like miyoo is planning something big

>> No.10932290

>>10932274
>I feel incredible
I forgot about this

>> No.10932292

>>10932282
>but I am guessing it's a firmware limitation that makes it impossible?
Lmao, no, the limitation is that there literally aren't enough pixels physically on the screen.

>> No.10932304

>>10932292
jesus you're right. well how does the fit to screen work for GBA games run in their normal mode? does it need the filter or else the pixels are fucked?

>> No.10932305

>>10932281
P60 in two weeks, trust the plan.

>> No.10932306

>>10932105
>>10932134
It depends on which side is being pressed. Pressing the very middle either does nothing or acts as a hotkey.

>> No.10932307

>>10932285
That's a valid complaint though, that combined with less travel from dome doesn't sound like a good time.

>> No.10932308

>>10932281
that big plan? filing bankruptcy.

>> No.10932310

>>10931962
a man can dream

>> No.10932314

>>10931110
That dpad position looks like it would be hand cramp central

>> No.10932315

Is uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppppppppppp

https://youtu.be/DQj3sO2-obQ?si=YtNBdZEKd-0ADjqX

>> No.10932318

>>10932315
did he feel the magic?

>> No.10932321

>>10932304
The "filter" itself is the act of zooming. It's not a filter, it's a scaling algorithm. It's a mathematical way of displaying for example a 10x10 pixel box across 14x14 pixels. Because the pixel count is not an even multiple, and is less than double the pixel count of the original, it inevitable looks like shit.

>> No.10932323

>>10932321
>reading comprehension

>> No.10932324

>>10932315
Slowpoke

>> No.10932325

japan N3DS LL for $115, should I do it? there's a fix for the DS functionality not working right?

>> No.10932327

>>10932325
Just buy a chinkheld you retard.

>> No.10932329

>>10932327
chinkhelds are blocky, have dodgy buttons and most can't play 3DS games, and only the trimui screen is big enough for side by side DS emulation to make sense.

>> No.10932334

>>10932325
Why not?
>Ds not working right
What's this about?
>>10932329
>Blocky
Stop looking at verticals

>> No.10932336

>>10932334
CFW and region change on japan 3DS breaks twilightmenu and native ds compat but I heard there was a fix.
>>10932334
even the H is blocky looking, only ones that look nice to hold are ayn, rp4 and trimui.

>> No.10932337

is the TSP getting hot?

>> No.10932338

>>10932323
Fuck off, retard.

>> No.10932356

>>10932337
only if you overclock it to 2ghz

>> No.10932360

>>10932336
Might have to ask hbg on vr. I assumed eshop was the only thing that broke upon switching regions

>> No.10932395

What are your thoughts on buying reshelled handhelds?
I'm thinking of getting a DSi which isn't directly related to this board but this general will most likely know a bit about it.

>> No.10932417

>>10932395
what is there to say about it? aftermarket shells have been good quality for many years now, some of them are even better than original shells. you pay more, and get a console with a brand new shell on it.

>> No.10932429

>>10932395
if it gets u to buy original hardware, then go for it. my first and only reshell was the first gba i got, one of those fake gold zelda ones with an IPS screen. ive had just as many terrible experience with 3rd party shells as decent ones. I'd always rather deal with og shells now desu

>> No.10932441

>>10932356
What is that even useful for? Just getting a few extra fps on PSP and Dreamcast?

>> No.10932449

What's the best handheld that I can plug into a tv and connect 4 bluetooth controllers to?

I may have 3 sexy ladies coming over in a few weeks to hang out.

>> No.10932457

The silver paint chipped on real GBA SPs, is anyone else worried the silver ambernig flip is going to chip?

>> No.10932463

>>10932457
It wouldn't be authentic if it didn't.

>> No.10932480

Retroid pocket 2s flip when?

>> No.10932497

>>10931146
Where were you when anbernig won the chinkheld wars?

>> No.10932507

>>10932497
Powchaddy is going to wreck ambernic after this weak first move. They'll get blindsided by miyoo afterwards.

>> No.10932514

>>10932457
Yeah, since my o3DS chipped off very early I got kind of paranoid.

>> No.10932556
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>this kills the Anbernic

>> No.10932564

>>10931995
>It's very thick
>it's heavy
>hard to press
is russ talking about the console or describing his wife's boyfriend's cock?

>> No.10932565

>>10931751
>please please please tell me it doesn't actually look like that normally and the idiot just wrecked his
You'll have to wait until it reaches the hands of a real reviewer and the public
>>10931752
>it looks normal
Nah, it looks like shit, but it looks like shit because the hinges on the SP were near flush with each other and that thing was constructed well.
It seems these hinges have tolerance issues since >>10931778 looks a smidge better

>> No.10932568

>>10932556
>sticks
Oh no no no no

>> No.10932570

>>10931994
>>Anything with PSP form factor that will play PS2?
irrelevant
>>10931119
>>10931138
>Why are these handhelds so big now.
If you use your big boy bwain you'll see that the 2nd part was ignored and onwy the first part was adwessed! big boy use his small hands to type!

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>>10932095
>>10932104

>> No.10932580

>>10932556
>chink sticks
these are gonna melt

>> No.10932582

>>10932441
it's useful for pretty much nothing, something is wrong with the GPU drivers and it's bottlenecking everything

>> No.10932587

>>10932582
So the TSP has even more potential than isn't unlocked yet? That's pretty exciting.

>> No.10932589

>>10932507
They canceled the v19 and all they had to do was inverte the control scheme.

>> No.10932606

>>10932587
I really doubt it will ever be fixed, it's the stupid Allwinner chip with no drivers. whatever drivers Trimui managed to get are gimped, the GPU is idling and can barely do anything. or maybe they fucked up the Retroarch build, who knows. but it's obvious something is wrong when you turn on GPU shaders and it's actually slower than the CPU shaders, and also doing upscaling in N64/PS1 kills the framerate when it should be free, etc.

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10932628

I basically want this, but with at least New RG35XX/RG28XX specs

>> No.10932647

>>10932628
Nobody bothers making handhelds with 3DS style sliders though, most everything is off-the-shelf analogue sticks like on Joy-Cons.

>>10932556
RG35XXSP interests me specifically because it lacks sticks. I never use them,
That, and I want a handheld that isn't using an RK3566. I need to look at RK3566 versus Allwinner H700 performance, Portmaster stuff interests me too, and stuff like running NES HD packs or Super Game Boy emulation.

I love my RG353P but the Rocknix firmware just doesn't wanna work for me on it, and I just can't trust the sleep mode on it.

>> No.10932673

>>10932564
Both

>> No.10932680

>>10932647
The RP Flip used sliders. But sliders also suck dick, so maybe that's why nobody uses them.

>> No.10932690

>>10932628
Why?

>> No.10932704

>anbernig anything
>good

>> No.10932709

Any recs for sd cards is speed important?
Need one for OS and one for games

>> No.10932715

>>10932709
samsung evo or sandisk pro
they're high performance and like $20 for more space than you'll ever need

>> No.10932737

>>10932715
sandisk extreme or extreme pro because there isn't one just called pro. And Extreme Pro seems like giga overkill no?

>> No.10932741

>>10931968
>>10931968
>Battery literally millimeters away from the CPU

This was such a retarded idea.

>> No.10932745

>>10932741
what games will cause it to overheat you think?

>> No.10932751

>>10932745
I wouldn't take the risk, it's not the first chinkhandheld to set fire to less stupid designs.

>> No.10932759

>>10932741
if they would use a chip that wasn't a space heater it wouldn't be a problem. the CPU on the GBA SP was directly under the battery.

>> No.10932763

>>10932745
PSP games
>inb4 ThEn DoN't PlAy ThEm!!
And why advertise and include a psp emulator in the first place?

>> No.10932771

>>10932628
>>10932647
Closest thing is the x20 mini I think

>> No.10932774
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>>10932759
The problem is that the chipset is fully exposed.

>> No.10932775

>>10932709
>is speed important
Probably, I'm using a really old one in my Analogue and it is fucking slow. Takes more than 10 seconds to load up a GBA game.

>> No.10932778

>>10932737
Doesn't matter. As long as it's part of the Extreme line, it's fast enough that you'll never notice.

>> No.10932792

>>10932774
holy kek it's literally right under the battery and they flaunt it

>> No.10932805

The Anbernig SP is gonna melt after a month of use lmfao

>> No.10932807

>>10932083
Needs more testing.

>> No.10932808

>>10932805
it's got a tiny old chip that dozens of systems have, it's not gonna melt just because it's a square instead of a rectangle.

>> No.10932809

>>10932628
I also want a skinny handheld with sliders

>> No.10932812

>>10932805
I think it might explode. It's a shame, I really wanted one.

>> No.10932813

>>10932808
The battery is right on top of the processor. It's gonna overheat if you play anything strenuous for an extended period of time. My RG35XX got hot as fuck for no reason, as well.

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>>10932741
>>10932774
Don't many of the cheap devices do this? Here's the RGB30 and the RG35XX H

>> No.10932817

>>10932157
4 new colors and a new chip that improves nothing and breaks all the community built operating systems.

>> No.10932819

xxSP firestarter speedrun any% when?

>> No.10932823

>>10932816
I know the rg353p did this, I assume others in the 353 line did as well.

>> No.10932824

>>10932813
yep I have the 35xxh and that shit gets pretty hot too just playing basic shit, now imagine the processor on the battery + your hands on top of it while playing kek. the clicky buttons are shit too makes me feel better about my H honestly

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>>10932823
The RG353V and RG35XX do not, so I wonder if it's more common to the horizontal ones?

>> No.10932836

[Sad News] Russ is hospitalized after suffering from third burn degrees on his hands

>> No.10932837

>>10932836
They were just one degree burns as his hands are only a third the size of a normal person's

>> No.10932842

>>10932836
I guess he really felt the magic this time.

>> No.10932847
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>>10932831
Also no: TSP and R36S

>> No.10932850

Miyoo's looking better every second with this inevitable ambernic fuck up (i told you so). Powchaddy will reign supreme taking that other anon's recommendations. Just wait, I promise you.

>> No.10932858

should i get a legion go?

>> No.10932861

Both SPs are failures. It's over...

>> No.10932875
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I think this is my final handheld for PS1 and back, bros. I have reached the endgame.
Now I just need my endgame N64 and forward machine. Odin 2 is too costly and chonky, RP4 Pro is a little too weak and un-ergonomic. I need like a RG556 with more power, better build quality and full size joysticks.

>> No.10932883

>>10932875
If you just want PS1 and back, why not just get the V90 unironically?

>> No.10932884
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10932884

RETROID!
DO A FUCKING DUALSCREEN RP2S AND FUCKING DESTROY EVERYONE!

>> No.10932886
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>>10932875
anon at that point literally just get a phone and a controller

>> No.10932887

>>10932883
The V90 can't even fully run SNES

>> No.10932894

>>10932883
The PKV90 can't even run all SNES/PS1 games... I want to be able run everything without issues AND stuff like Pico 8, too, which the Anbernic SP can.

>> No.10932897
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>>10932883
V90 doesn't do fullspeed with ps1, snes and gba with some straight up not working. Plus, he might want speedup.

>>10932886
Think he wants something even smaller.

>> No.10932907
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10932907

>wanted a clamshell
>only options are either a hand granade or an obsolete papeweight

>> No.10932909

>>10932875
you'll buy the next "endgame" handheld from ambernic in 3 months. likely gonna be the rg35xxDS. then the rg35xxDSXL.

>> No.10932912

>>10932907
It's over, bro, the dream is dead...

>> No.10932913

>>10932909
Before that he'll buy the next set of colors in the refresh that *might* fix the overheating issue. And you wonder why Russ only plays title screens.

>> No.10932952

>>10932907
>hand granade or an obsolete papeweight
which is which?

>> No.10932957

>>10932774
T-thanks Anbernic...

>> No.10932972
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10932972

>playing vertical arcade games like so
based or cringe?

>> No.10932974

>>10932774
It's for those of us who like customizing our Anbernic handhelds with kapton tape! Thank you Anbernic for making it a lot easier to put kapton tape all over the PCB to fix their oopsies whoopsies!

>> No.10932978

>>10932972
It's the standard. Stop typing like a total retard who's desperately trying to fit in with /v/.

>> No.10932981

>>10932978
it seems uncomfortable, I tried it last night. don't frequent /v/ brother

>> No.10932986

>>10932981
How the fuck do you normally use your phone?
>don't frequent /v/ brother
Never claimed you've been there long.

>> No.10932987

>>10932972
It's cringe. Insanely unwieldy, uncomfortable, and using an analog stick for shmups is gay as fuck. Get a proper 1:1 or something for tate.
>>10932978
Shut the fuck up you projecting dumbass.

>> No.10932990

I find myself going to my Odin 2 such more often than my Steam Deck these days. It's just so small and comfy. I wonder why don't any of the chinks release a small handheld PC. I'd be willing to buy one even if it's more expensive than the Deck.

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>>10932987
Wow, you're unreasonably upset. That's pretty cringe desu

>> No.10932995

Is "magic" the same meme as "it's fun with friends"?

>> No.10932996
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>>10932972
step aside

>> No.10932997
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>>10932987
Aw ya because a fucking d-pad replicates the arcade stick so fucking well. You've never fucking played an arcade schump before, kiddo.

>> No.10933000

>>10932996
Now THIS is just retarded. Just because a handheld can run a system doesn't mean you should.

>> No.10933001

>>10932990
>I wonder why don't any of the chinks release a small handheld PC
m8 gpd and aya neo have already released several O2 sized handheld PCs, which you just described as "so small".

>> No.10933002
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>>10932986
TOTAL PHONEHAVER DEATH

>> No.10933003
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10933003

I liked when Zu did it and just kept laughing and saying "Why?"

>> No.10933007

>>10932996
>>10933003
At this point I would just play it as a sidescrolling shooter and read the text sideways.

>> No.10933012
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10933012

It's apparently called "Odin 2 Mini", so same chip I guess.

>> No.10933016

>>10932996
>>10933000
it looks extra retarded cus he's holding it tilted, but I think it would be pretty comfy, kinda like a atari joystick grip

>> No.10933021

>>10933012
Not necessarily, the Odin Lite had a different chip than the Odin.

>> No.10933024

>>10933016
You mean holding the controller with your right hand and pinching the joystick with your fingers? I hate that shit so much.

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>>10933021
Damn

>> No.10933027
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>>10933024

>> No.10933028

>>10933021
True, although the Lite had the same form factor as the Base/Pro, the only difference was the chip. If both the form factor AND the chip were different, then what would make this a mini Odin 2?

>> No.10933030
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10933030

>>10933024
were talking about the atari joystick, not your dick

>> No.10933031

>>10933030
>posts a picture depicting exactly what I described, except the children have a death grip on the joystick with the tiny little Russ hands
Why the hostility?

>> No.10933034

>>10933025
oh fuck my profile, I won't say which one I am

>> No.10933036

>>10933034
>AYN employee himself is posting here

>> No.10933037

>>10933036
please expect update future, console going be odin2 power but new style size

>> No.10933038

>>10933031
"pinching" sounded gayer than a 5x1 death grip
>Why the hostility?
I'm homophobic

>> No.10933041

>>10931995
>Is that an SP in your pocket, or do you just have a cuboid cock?

>> No.10933043
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10933043

>>10933038
It's literally one of the four most common ways to hold a stick, newfag. You're shitting yourself over shit that's twice your age.

>> No.10933049

>>10933030
Now show us an illustration of anybody gripping a d-pad.

>> No.10933052

>>10933043
>pic
It's like I'm seeing maggots, kys repulsive faggot

>> No.10933056

>>10933043
nta but I'm nearly 40, spent like 10 years on the SRK forums, and I've legitimately never heard that. Either way it still sounds kinda gay.

>> No.10933058

>>10933052
>>10933056
Go to bed. You don't have summer break yet.

>> No.10933062
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>>10933058
mad cus fag

>> No.10933065

>>10933012
>active cooling
ok I hate it even more now. fuck off with this laptop tier gay shit

>> No.10933068

Does anyone know if the new chink SP's cpu passes the Mario RPG and Yoshi's Island test?
The last anbernic device I bought was an rg351mp, and while it could run most snes and ps1 games just fine it struggled with those two games as well as certain Mario World rom hacks. I don't want to buy another device that still can't run the entire snes library.

>> No.10933069

>>10933065
it's smaller than the odin2 with the same chip, do you want it to melt like anbernic?

>> No.10933076

>>10933069
It's probably not the same chip.

>> No.10933078

>>10933068
Just go and watch some RG35XX Plus/H/ tests, it uses the same chip

>> No.10933079

>>10933069
I want at the least, a version with passive cooling (no grills for dust to get inside) where the chip is underclocked. just like the vita. (vita cpu is actually specced to 1ghz, but they underclocked it to 444mhz for battery life and heat)

also the d-pad is in the wrong place so I wouldn't get it anyway

>> No.10933082

>>10933068
>Does anyone know if the new chink SP's cpu passes the Mario RPG and Yoshi's Island test?
Did you literally just learn what a chinkheld was five minutes before making this post? Seriously?

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>>10933076

>> No.10933086

>>10933078
>>10933082
Is that a yes or no?

>> No.10933096

>>10933084
Similar performance doesn't automatically mean same chip. The Miyoo Mini Plus and RG35XX have the same performance but not the same chip at all.
>>10933086
Is your retarded ass doing an ebin troll right now? Fuck off.

>> No.10933113

>>10933096
>Similar performance doesn't automatically mean same chip.
100%. If you had said this from the start I'd agree with you, but what you said is it's "probably not the same chip". imo it's the opposite: it's probably the same chip, but it's still possible that it's not.

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>>10933049
>his d-pad isn't grip-able
kwab

No Anon, it translate exactly like this >>10932996
Left hand gently supporting the base with the thumb over the d-pad, right hand griped at the back of the body vertically with the thumb over a face button.

>> No.10933123

>>10933082
What makes you think that? I said I owned a previous one.
I assume the new one will be powerful enough but I was hoping someone with a similar device could give a direct answer.

>> No.10933126

>>10933113
>If you had said this from the start I'd agree with you, but what you said is it's "probably not the same chip".
I wasn't that anon, you fucking dunce. Don't shove his words in my mouth when I come in and agree with you.

>> No.10933130

>>10933096
I’m not the first anon, but answer the question Chang. If you are gonna shill those products at least be honest about them.

>> No.10933134

>>10933121
Reread >>10933024
You're saying the same fucking thing, except you prefer to grip it differently. You're still fucking gripping the joystick and holding the controller itself in your right hand, retard.

>> No.10933143

>>10933130
Saying the Miyoo Mini Plus and RG35XX have the same performance to one another isn't shilling either of them, you illiterate inbred. Also congratulations on accusing someone of being a chink when they know how to compound words, something Chinamen literally can't do due to the language barrier. Fucking idiot.

>> No.10933149

>>10933134
Yes, but I'm not be homosexual about it like you, sissy

>> No.10933150

>>10932157
+ with a 4" screen.

>> No.10933167
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10933167

Yo, I fixed everyone's latest spergtism

Or made it considerably worse! I don't know anymore. Fuck both the retards and argumentative assholes, even if you're all pissy that the SPs/Flips were dead on arrival after all of this wait.

>> No.10933173

>>10933121
>>10933167
Afterall, why not? Why shouldn't every d-pad come with a little hole where you can screw in a stick? Honestly tho why not

>> No.10933179
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Are the Chinese brave enough to tackle modular inputs now that they have hilariously failed (again) at hinges/clamshells? I would genuinely like a solid design where you can just change inputs like Lego bricks.

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>>10933179
Even something as basic bitch as allowing people to pop out and rotate the analog stick and d-pad positioning, which can be done in a very simple and slim form factor these days, would kill the entire issue with chinks repeatedly putting the analog stick in the wrong place and people not buying the product as a result.

>> No.10933190

>>10933001
GPD is a meme but I admittedly haven't looked at Aya Neo yet. Are their handhelds good? What I'm worried about is chinks won't support them as well as Valve or even Asus do.

>> No.10933201
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10933201

>>10933179
>>10933189
GKD truly had something special with the GKD Mini Plus and its detachable sticks that gave it an almost perfect GBC form factor.

>> No.10933202

>>10932741
What's wrong with using the battery as a heatsink!?

>> No.10933203
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>>10933167
>>10933173
POWKIDDY, HIRE THIS MAN

Yeah I loved this little nigga, you could just plug the stick if wanted

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>>10933203
Also this company not only did those famiclones, but also sold the dingoo too

>> No.10933214

>>10932996
Note that a person with regular sized hands could pull this off holding the system from behind and using their fingers instead of their thumb, but not the small handed man, his fingers couldn't reach the buttons.

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>>10933201
Shame that GKD peaked with the Mini Plus and have just been struggling since. The GKD Pixel was nothing more than a better designed RG Nano, both of which are hilariously redundant and overpriced, and adopting ZPG as a little sister company has done nothing but eaten resources and embarrassed their brand. I think ZPG killed GKD.

>> No.10933223

>>10933214
based guitarist

>> No.10933225

>>10933216
The firmware guy killed gamekiddy since they're at his mercy.

>> No.10933226
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Why is nobody talking about the M19?

>> No.10933235
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>>10933226
lol A bunch of these fucking vertislops with one stick in the wrong spot suddenly all released this past week, wtf

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SOME FUCKERS MADE A CLONE OF A CLONE OF A CLONE
THE XGB35; A CLONE OF THE R35S

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>>10933226
holy based

>> No.10933245
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>>10933226
What the fuck

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>>10933238
what the fuck am I reading

>> No.10933262

>>10932850
I am waiting for a powerful affordable clamshell with 8+ram. I need to play my PS2/ pc indie slop on a large clam, and frankly I'm getting impatient. I may leave this space for a year or so if no news soon. Powkiddy's "big" surprise X19 probably will disappoint, even if it could reach my expectations. And who would come next to fill the $200-400 void with the ONLY mid to high clamshell? Ayn? So far they don't seem interested in my money.

>> No.10933265

>>10932336
What?
I have a jap n3ds that I played ace attorney through with twilightmenu

>> No.10933268

>>10933265
then the issues I heard about are wrong, you changed language?

>> No.10933273

>>10933268
You mean the base language of the 3ds itself?
No, because I can read Japanese

>> No.10933279

>>10933273
well la dee da mr. n5

>> No.10933284

>>10933279
N1 a decade ago, but that's beside the point
The only time you actually need to interact with the system settings is to connect to WiFi really
The rest is done through the homebrew

>> No.10933287

>>10933284
I guess it's not worth if it actually breaks DS functionality, I do know ひらがな and カタカナ desu

>> No.10933301

>>10933262
I have no idea why powkiddy's being silent with the x19's chip. Its clearly the t820, so they're not suprising anyone.

>> No.10933302

>>10933301
canceled

>> No.10933307

>>10933302
That's the x18s. The original plan was to do a refresh of the x18s before the x19/x38, but the engineer thought it was a better idea to just incorporate the improvements in a completely new model

>> No.10933372

>>10933262
As nice as it would be for there to be a good PS2-capable clamshell, I'm still skeptical since it would still be up to someone like Powkiddy to deliver something good. And who knows if Retroid is interested in making a Flip 2 after the reports of hinge problems on the original Flip.

>> No.10933447

>>10933034
Can you guys put the d-pad on top already, thanks.

>>10933068
Upload them somewhere I'll try them on my Plus, they should run fine, pretty sure.

>> No.10933451

>>10933447
>Can you guys put the d-pad on top already, thanks.
No, adapt your chunky western thumbs.

>> No.10933476

>>10933284
>I wasted my youth watching anime therefore I'm a native Japanese speaker

>> No.10933482

>>10932972
so what's the answer like pic related or just horizontal?

>> No.10933484

>>10933476
>>>I wasted my youth watching anime
yes
>>>therefore I'm a native Japanese speaker
no, n1 is around high schooler level and jlpt doesnt test speaking, so you need to learn that on your own too

>> No.10933504

>>10933287
i have a modded japanese n3ds ll with changed system language and ds games through twilight menu and forwarders work just fine, i didnt even know there's supposedly an issue with that, only problem ive had is being unable to use the pretendo network

>> No.10933542

>Trimui can't play Mario Tennis or Golf

wtf anons, why'd you meme this device into my possession.

>> No.10933545

>>10933542
I tell you faggots N64 on low end chinkhelds is a lie, no one listens.

>> No.10933550
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>I think that if you tried to play this in bed on a quiet night next to your partner, it might wake them up, it is pretty loud.
How serious of a concern is this on pro/con buy list, /hhg/?

>> No.10933554

>>10933484
What do you do with your Japanese skill besides watching anime?

>> No.10933559

>>10933554
nta but I moved to Japan
kinda seemed like a good prerequisite

>> No.10933563

>>10933559
Ah good for you. I wonder how many people regret it after so many years of hard work. I don’t think reality can survive whatever imagen you made through watching cartoons aimed at “young adults”.

>> No.10933583

>>10933559
English teacher...?

>> No.10933585

>>10933563
A lot of people break in the first 2-3 years or so, it's kinda like boot camp.
>>10933583
no

>> No.10933591

>>10933542
It plays the good ones just fine.

>> No.10933592

>>10933585
>no
Good on you. I hate those faggots.

>> No.10933629

>>10933585
>anon moved to japan so he could become a cool village fisherman
based if true

>> No.10933642

>>10933284
>The only time you actually need to interact with the system settings is to connect to WiFi really
The thing is that if you want to system transfer from an old 3DS you have you have to system change which kills the DS side of things. Apparently you can get it back now according to the hacking guide. We also don't really have any Activity Log homebrews that work which would mitigate a third of the reason why you would want to system transfer (The second being games and saves without backing everything up, and the third being all your tickets and NNID). Cthulhu is the only way I know how to move over Activity Log stuff but it itself leaves a trace of having used it which not everyone wants.

I think there's also an issue where if the thing has ever accessed the eShop prior to the system transfer it also makes using your NNID impossible?

>> No.10933662

>>10933554
i work for a japanese mnc
>>10933642
i didn't do a system transfer since eshop and online are dead anyways, and also my activity log is all fucked due to gateway3ds showing 9999hrs in health and safety
nnid is also worthless now due to the aforementioned dead online desu

>> No.10933706

>>10933662
>>10933585
>i work for a japanese mnc
I did the same for 14 years before coming back to settle some affairs and got a job at home afterwards.
>A lot of people break in the first 2-3 years or so, it's kinda like boot camp.
Some people aren't built for living in another country; even ones that are similar to home.
If you were ever young and dumb enough to go into service, you're moulded in such a way that it's a bit easier to live & work abroad, being separated from family/friends. People without those connections often do better acclimating,
Still after a few years there's things I appreciate about being back home, home comforts and all that and things I miss too.

>>10933550
It's small people shit from neurotic manchildren.
Being awake and doing stuff lazing in bed at the end of the day is noisy & intrusive anyway, people work using laptops, reading books and documents and they all make noise and cast light.
If your partner is trying to sleep or settle then go to another room and return to bed, don't try and be weirdo big spoon with small hands running the first stage of contra for the 900th time this year.

>> No.10933741

>>10933550
It's a small concern for me. I like playing on my handheld an hour or so at the end of every day. My wife sleeps by that time so buttons that are too clicky can be a turn off for me. Not a deal breaker though.

>> No.10933793

>>10933585
>A lot of people break in the first 2-3 years or so
Tell me more

>> No.10933893

I'm convinced anything under $100 is garbage. Change my mind.
No I'm not counting the RP2S because of shipping costs.

>> No.10933901

>>10933893
what are you even on about
the MMP is perfectly usable and there's a dozen equivalent competitors
what are you trying to play, saturnshit?

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>>10933901
>the MMP is perfectly usable

>> No.10933905

>>10933903
>I have nothing important to say, I'm just a lonely boy with a broken wounded ego
ok carry on embarrassing yourself

>> No.10933909

>>10933893
M17

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Well, there you have it

>> No.10933923

>>10933550
>implying anyone in this board has a partner

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>>10933918
>$3 off!!!!

>> No.10933936

>>10933929
It's going to be 59 muricans
>https://anbernic.com/products/rg35xxsp

>> No.10933938

dpad on top

>> No.10933963

I'll wait for the RG35XXSP+ 2025

>> No.10933986

Enjoy your unfoldable hand grenades, early adopters, make sure to have a family member post a photo of your blew off hands.

>> No.10933990

>>10933918
Tempted to pick this up, but not a fan of the clicks buttons and Linux.

>> No.10933997

>>10933901
Lmao

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>>10933903
>>10933903
I always say the mouths as moustaches

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>browse a couple of days ago
>people excited for the sp
>open thread
>now it is hand grenade tier

>> No.10934039

>>10934009
It's just a setup for the "fix" in a couple of months. Stop giving these companies money.

>> No.10934046

>>10934009
It’s a nothingburguer, you can see in this thread pictures of other popular handhelds doing the same that never blew up.

>> No.10934049

Just got my XX H in the mail, what did I think of it?

>> No.10934054

>>10934049
You regretted not acquiring the trimui smart pro.

>> No.10934060
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>>10934054

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https://youtu.be/y30Iyu6JSNQ?si=Q-zdq01wScZj82Iq

>> No.10934124 [DELETED] 

>>10934046
this it's totally a nothing burger dudes the reason they put copper into lithium batteries is to help the thermal conductivity. Those batteries used to explode in the nineties but dude they put so much copper into those things that you can use one as a heatsink for your GPU no problem!
You know what they say about thermal conductivity if it's better than a slab of salt then we're cookin'

>> No.10934150

What's the best pocketable console you can get for n64 emulation? was thinking on getting the sp but they didn't even bother putting a slider stick on it

>> No.10934157

>>10934150
RP2S is the best.
But if you really need pocketability, RG35XX H if you can ignore the wonky sticks

>> No.10934172

https://youtu.be/X2JJMcbiMkQ

>> No.10934175

>>10934150
Very best? RP4P.
Reasonable best? RP2S.

Ignore anyone who tells you sub-$100 chinkhelds (the 35XX H included) play N64, see >>10933542.

>> No.10934182
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>>10934117
What were they thinking?

>> No.10934184

>>10934182
>it will be really funny to watch gweilo react to this!

>> No.10934191

>>10934039
What fix? Split the board between top and bottom? It can't be fixed.

>> No.10934203

>>10934182
I think I've only ever seen powkiddy and anbernic do this shit. It's genuinely odd anbernic does this too, since their older handhelds didn't.

>> No.10934205

>>10934182
Literally the greatest fuck up. Miyoo is taking notes as we speak.

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Currently own a pair of non-working but possibly repairable Dingoo A320's, GPi Case and my classic Game Boy systems. Was thinking of grabbing the Trimui Smart Pro considering it's going for $50 now and apparently can also do some DOS games. Anyone own one and would be willing to give me an idea of the build quality/their thoughts on it? Not a fan of watching paid reviewers on youtube, and I know at least some people on /vr/ own and play games on these machines.

>> No.10934230

>>10934206
What you can do is run whatever you want on PC's RA and Dosbox to get an idea and then ask TrimUI owners how it fares on the cycles you were playing. I can only share my experience on RK3566, which should be a bit faster than the TrimUI's chip, it chokes on Pentium 100 equivalent cycles per second.

>> No.10934262

>>10934182
they wanted to out-pow powkiddy

>> No.10934286

>>10934206
>Anyone own one and would be willing to give me an idea of the build quality/their thoughts on it?
Build quality feels great, the early models had a massive issue with the L2/R2 buttons being stiff, and the speaker being rotated in a dumb way.
Those issues are fixed unless you are somehow unlucky and get an early rev (very unlikely).

It's a good time to own one since both the stock and CFW options have been improving, also it's one of the few Linux handhelds that actually sleeps properly.
Wait for the next aliexpress sale and you can get it for much cheaper.

>> No.10934287

>>10932996
>>10933003
The first time I've seen anyone post about the 28 since it launched. Am I alone in having one?

>> No.10934301

>>10934172
Trimui smart pro with actual firmware? Oh fuck.

>> No.10934312

>>10934301
Honestly stock firmware isn't even bad

>> No.10934365
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>>10932647
Snail/Moqi/Much and jxd used to do sliders. Jxd because they alternated between bigger psp type nubs and Snail because their handhelds were phone hybrids.

>> No.10934373

what are the best n64 emulators on android?

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>>10933451
fuck you chang

>> No.10934402
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>Looked into why Rocknix won't run on my RG353P
>Apparently need to wipe the Android installation off of the eMMC

Sounds like a buncha hassle. Will probably just reflash the last JELOS build and forget about Rocknix.

I've got my eyes on that RG35XXSP anyway.

>> No.10934423

>>10934402
>They removed the binaries for JELOS
Well fuck me for thinking the continuation would just flash the same way.

>> No.10934462

>>10931119
rg405v, around $100 if you lurk

>> No.10934478

I have about 500 yuro to burn - what should I buy?

Own deck and rg355h. Very depressed and need to fill my time with pointless thing.

would like to emulate switch/3ds/gamecube

>> No.10934482 [DELETED] 

>>10934478
Steam Deck

>> No.10934484

>>10934182
>the cpu/gpu heatsink is a warm battery

>> No.10934494

>>10934478
get a r36s, 2 512gb cards and spend the rest on pussy and groceries

>> No.10934508

>>10934494
This but booze instead of groceries.

>> No.10934512

>>10934478
If you are depressed forget about this garbage, get into fishing and reading and start working out.

>> No.10934536

>>10934478
>would like to emulate switch
lol. Get another Deck.

>>10934373
It's just Mupen64Plus FZ.

https://github.com/mupen64plus-ae/mupen64plus-ae/actions

>> No.10934541

>>10934478
You should get gym equipment

>> No.10934569

What are some good games from the GB/GBA era?

I ordered a Miyoo mostly for pokeyman, but looking into other games now too

>> No.10934578

>>10934569
Gba: Castlevanias, but note that harmony has some shit map design.
Gbc: The wario land games and the harry potter rpg's

>> No.10934617

>>10934478
giant garden gorilla

>> No.10934621

>>10934423
https://archive.org/details/jelos-rk-3566.aarch-64-20240206.img
it's the second to last version but still it works fine

>> No.10934665
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>>10934478
Spending money doesn't help with depression. At best it buys you a few minutes of happiness before you realize you just blew $500 on something you don't actually need.

>> No.10934669

>>10934569
I have more GBA recommendations then I do GBC but here:

GB/GBC:
Pokemon games
Zelda games
Mario games

All good quality. Shantae is good. I liked Power Quest a lot when I was a kid.

GBA Games:
All the Pokemon games
All the Castlevania games
Zelda: Minish Cap
Megaman Battle Network Series
Megaman Zero Series
Sonic Advance Series
Sonic Battle
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
Tactics Ogre: Knights of Lodis
The Advance Wars series
Dragonball Z: Legacy of Goku I & II
Dragonball Z: Buu's Fury
Fire Emblem and Fire Emblem Sacred Stones
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
Both the Mario Golf and Mario Tennis games are fun as fuck
Super Robot Taisen Original Generation 1 and 2
Metroid Zero Mission
Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Duel Academy
Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town
Summon Knight:Swordcraft Story 1 and 2
Sword of Mana

I have played all of these and think they are all good. I don't mind answering questions about any of the above games. I've played basically the entire GBA library because when I was 12-13 I discovered what roms where and the only emulator I really had was a GBA one. Basically emulated every game I didn't own physically. GBA had the best 2D games IMO.

>> No.10934685

>>10934508
dont just buy booze that aint food

>> No.10934691
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>>10934669
Power Quest is seriously under appreciated

>> No.10934708

>>10934691
I wish this was real so badly lmao

>> No.10934729

>Anbernic releases RG28XX
>Looks like peak cheap pocket shit
>Meh screen
>Triggers rattle around
>Triggers go above the shell and have a noticeable gap for shit to fall into
Why do you do this, Anbernic? Then there's the SP clone that has the battery sit directly on the SoC. And they still don't provide kernel patches, uboot, or anything for the H700 so CFW is garbage.

>> No.10934731

>>10934569
Castlevania, Metroid, Zelda, Wario Land series

>> No.10934743

>>10931882
stay in school, anon

>> No.10934763

>>10934365
What the FUARK happened to horizontal chinkhelds? They're literally just long bricks now with the x28 being the only standout.

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>>10934763
Of course I keep forgetting pics, and it doesnt look the best, but you see what I mean

>> No.10934772

>>10934206
it's an insane value for the money. build quality is high, screen is fantastic. I haven't tried dosbox on it before but I just tested Ken's Labyrinth and it works great. I tested different cpu specs out and without overclocking it goes up to 386DX, 486 starts getting slowdown in some areas.

>> No.10934774

>>10934569
Tetris, of course

Tetris RR (romhack) if you want modern features added to it

>> No.10934775

>>10934206
It’s a fraud for anything but a bit of PSP. Get the RGB30 instead; it even does GBA better with perfect pixel balance.

>> No.10934781

>>10934669
FF Tactics Advance seems so pointless, it's just a series of extremely slow paced disjointed battles, why do people love it?

>> No.10934783

>>10934569
Golden Sun

>> No.10934786

>>10934775
It should have better performance that the rockchip in theory, but it seems trimui lack a full understanding of the chip.
>>10934781
How is shartics orge not pointless?

>> No.10934797

>>10934512
This. Get outdoors, I mean that in the nicest way possible. Playing video games only works properly when you're at your happiest. It's a black hole otherwise.

>> No.10934798
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10934798

>>10934569
Tetris
Donkey Kong
Harvest Moon
Super Mario Land 2
Wario Land
Link's Awakening/DX
Zelda Oracle games

Tetris should really be number one, literally the reason people played Game Boy

For GBA I personally like Sonic Advance, Crash Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure, Wario Land 4, and Nightmare in Dreamland, but there are also a bunch of others. Crazy Taxi: Catch A Ride, Super Monkey Ball Jr, Puyo Puyo Fever if you like SEGA stuff. There's also a fun NiGHTS Into Dreams minigame.

>> No.10934804

>>10934775
Nearly 5" GBA with Normal 4x + LCD Grid filters > 3.5" pixel perfect GBA

>> No.10934809

>>10934775
RGB30 is a very focused chinkheld even if the screen is great. IF TrimUI's d-pad is as good as people say, I'd go with it.

>>10934786
Nah. Not a significant jump though, at least in synthetic benchmarks.

https://gadgetversus.com/processor/allwinner-a133-vs-rockchip-rk3566/

>> No.10934818

>>10933918
I know people like to rip on the V90 but it cost me about $45 for domestic ship back in 2020 and can now be had for under $40, I know the SP is more powerful but I still feel like it could've been priced similarly being that it's four years later and these aren't exactly expensive to make

>> No.10934823

>>10934809
single core is still important, and the TSP chip loses there by a fair margin

>> No.10934824

>>10934823
I meant the RK3566 is stronger.

>> No.10934840

RG35XXSP V2 when?

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>>10934824
>The RK3566 is stronger
Oh, I don't think so. Different anon here by the way, and software such as CFW, themes, and other things being less common for the CPU of the TSP than the Rockchip systems, and less documentation of many allwinner CPUs, does not mean its weaker in every way. Cores matter, and Rockchip along with maybe some Mediatek CPUs having more options in terms of viable CFW, sourceports, homebrew applications, doesn't mean its stronger in terms of computing power by default. Either way, even at the TSP's alleinner a133's upper limit, like Rockchip, is little league compared to Mediatek and (at least most) Qualcomm CPUs

>> No.10934887

>>10934840
after anbernig goes through its Galaxy Note 7 moment

>> No.10934917

>>10934809
>>10934823
TSP uses a A133P not an A133 just fyi. The P is a lot stronger than the regular A133, clocked 33% higher at max on CPU side and 65% on the GPU.

>> No.10934939

>>10934669
This list is pretty good
Is Metroid Fusion omitted by accident?
I also had a lot of fun with this random Naruto game my friend had but I don't remember the name.

>> No.10934952

>>10934939
Ninja council?

>> No.10934984

>>10934952
Yeah, looks like it. Not sure if it was the first or second though. It's a pretty easy game, but I had fun running around the levels.

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after ignoring all the bad reviews, and my own intuition it would be crap, I have purchased a GameShitty Pixel

>awful viewing angle
>sleep function is useless
>have to go through 3 menus just to turn the thing off
>4 shoulder buttons but you can't customize hotkeys
>retroarch is fucked, can't access any settings, performance is shit
>individual emulators work ok but each one has different hotkeys
>unfixable firmware bug that causes audio stuttering in everything
>no cfw because gameshitty

but it looks so cool. I bought it knowing I would be using it as a desk ornament so I'm not too mad. wasteful, I know

>> No.10935121

>>10935061
I'd gladly rather get a V90, Game Console R33s, Game Console R36s, Trimui Smart, TrimUI Smart Pro, Miyoo Mini Plus, Miyoo Flip, Powkiddy RGB 30, Retroid Pocket 4 standard, Powkiddy Q90, Anbernic RG 353PS, Anbernic 405m, Powkiddy X18s, Powkiddy RK2023 Wifi, or an Anbernic RG 503 Instead of Gamekiddy ANYTHING!

>> No.10935140

>>10934917
Damn, I can't find any specific info on the A133P at all, just the regular version.

>> No.10935145
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Today I will enact righteous fury against the H700 chipset
Copper is good
Copper is great
I will extract the copper from the cheap lithium cell
all cheap lithium cells contain copper
I will extract the magic from the 35xxsp inshallah

allahu akbar

>> No.10935149

>>10935140
it's just the a133 but at 2ghz instead of 1.6ghz, but trimui underclocks it to 1ghz because it's a hot running bastard

>> No.10935150

>>10935061
Try MinUI for it - basically the only functional "CFW" for it, but seems to fix some of the issues people were having.

>> No.10935153

>>10934685
Booze is a food, and it's more dangerous to your weight gain because it's sugar water you drink over long intervals spiking your blood sugar. Sure it's technically a poison and a depressant too but booze is food.
>>10934917
Praying every day that 1.0.5 adds syncthing, menu jumping, a scraper for normalfags and better GPU drivers.
It's nice atm but it can be so much nicer.

>> No.10935152

>>10935061
All Nano sized handhelds are just a meme, but they're cute ideas nonetheless. The Pixel is probably the most durable one that will last many years of regular use even with it getting warm. The only other one I'd mention is the FunkeyS but it's even fucking worse for playing, it's more of a gimmick than an actual handheld. The RG Nano is the worst one. The Powkiddy one shaped like a little GameGear is basically a more durable FunkeyS but still hard to fucking play at all.

>> No.10935157

>>10935149
>but trimui underclocks it to 1ghz because it's a hot running bastard
It's not underclocked for long thoughever, you can also change the clock speed yourself anyway by editing the configs.
You're right though, it is a toasty little fella and you feel the heat in your right fingers when pushing it.

>> No.10935184

>>10935145
Enjoy exploding, Thoughslave. At least bomb Tel-Aviv while you are at it.

>> No.10935195
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RG-35XX SP, RG-28XX, RG-35XX H, or New RG-35XX Plus? Sticks are a bonus but I hear the RG-35XX H's are awful and not worth the extra money.

I already own a basic bitch RG35XX but after over a year with it I kinda want to change it up. These four all appear to be basically the exact same fucking handheld, just in four different form factors. I was leaning towards the RG-28XX because it looks cute and has a smaller screen, finding 3.5 inches too big for most of the games I wanna play. I'm leaning away from the SP only because god knows how long the hing will last before it gets loose/cracks and that fucking battery just being open against everything in the PCB with that giant gap in the back terrifies me. The H is the most expensive too. I think I'll just get the 28XX unless there's a good reason not to.

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>>10931110
What's the cheapest handheld with a proper RTC?

>> No.10935205

>>10935061
Thank you for this. I also keep feeling tempted by the GKD and posts like this have saved me from so many regrettable purchases over the last couple years.

>> No.10935206

>>10935195
All of those devices have the H700 so your CFW choices for now are Knulli, muOS, MinUI, (modded) stock
>I hear the RG-35XX H's are awful
They're not in a great position and the device firmware snaps them into the 8 cardinals/diagonals (gullikits or software will not fix it unless someone discovers a fix)
>that fucking battery just being open against everything in the PCB with that giant gap in the back terrifies me
This is also the case with the H, though not the 28 and probably not the + (I don't see a teardown on youtube), as the original and most verticals seem to put the chips at the top and the battery at the bottom.

>> No.10935220
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>>10935206
Ya I fucking get enraged when my analog control just snaps into one of eight directions, thanks for the warning.
Also, is the 28XX actually THIS small? I love it if it is. Retrosizer hasn't fucking updated in so many months we don't even have the fucking Retroid Pocket 4 or Pro on it, let alone any of the new Anbernigs since the Saturn controller ones (lol why did somebody upload both, they're identical sizes)

>> No.10935221
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>>10935152
funny you mention the FunkeyS

close the lid, it makes an autosave and shuts off. open the lid, it boots and loads the save in only 3 seconds. for a handheld of this size, the most important feature is being able to take it out and put it away quickly, and the funkeyS is perfect at that. the clamshell protects it while in your pocket, and just opening and closing it is all you have to do to save and resume your progress. and since it shuts off completely, not a standby, the battery doesn't drain either.

of course it does have downsides, most obvious the tiny size. the controls are cramped and the screen is unusable for reading text, and not only that, the screen is only 240x240 so it has to crop most game systems.

>> No.10935227

>>10935220
Man they could so easily make a proper RG35XX Mini using RG28XX parts.

>> No.10935229

>>10935221
Ya, these are literally the only two nano handhelds anyone should ever consider owning.

>> No.10935230

>>10935221
I fucking hate that the funkeys costs so much. I don't understand why these companies charge more for their barely-playable novelty handhelds than something like the MM+ or RG35XX series that blows them out of the water. Funkeys should be a $40 product, not 70.

>> No.10935241

Does the RG28XX have a real time clock?

>> No.10935275

>>10935230
because retards willingly pay those prices

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Odin Vita specs

>> No.10935286
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10935286

>>10935220
>>10935227
Holy fucking fuck, they literally could. The RG28XX even basically uses the Miyoo Mini V4 screens. An RG35XX Mini would be fucking perfect AND redeem Anbernic for the hilarious disgrace that was the fucking RG Nano.

>> No.10935287

>>10935284
>same CPU
>smaller battery
they better make it up with the screen being more efficient, or release a lite version

>> No.10935289

>>10935230
How do you not understand technology? The smaller you make something, the more complicated and expensive it becomes. To have a device that can play, whatever the fuck it is that you supposedly crying about not being able to play on it, it would likely cost eight hundred bucks.

>> No.10935293

>>10935287
Screen is 70% the size in terms of area so that's a start. The battery on the O2 was also completely fucking overkill unless you're trying to play shitch anyways.

>> No.10935297

>>10935287
the original odin 2 already has insane battery life so it's not that big of a deal

>> No.10935303
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10935303

>>10935286
Wait a minute, wait a minute... Are Anbernic repurposing RG Nano d-pads and buttons for the RG28XX?

>> No.10935315
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>>10935230
You don't seem to understand a lot of basic things. You can save $10 and buy the RG Nano, which is literally the FunkeyS even down to the same fucking OS, for $59.99. But I don't know why you would because you obviously just want it for the novelty, and you can't afford $60/$70 novelties.

>> No.10935330

>>10931152
Russ is above Retro dodu, ETA prime, but below Techdweeb, and Retrotechdad, and even Wulf Den In my book.

>> No.10935335

>>10935303
No, RG28XX uses a custom size for whatever reason.

>> No.10935341

>>10935284
Price?

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>>10935330
I'll give you Retro Tech Dad but
>below dweeb with that fucking voice
>literally anyone aside from possibly jewy below fagden
>>10935341
We'll find out tomorrow but they're already kvetching about the price of the miniLED so it'll probably be shit.

>> No.10935348

>>10935287
I dont think it'll be that bad when the Ayaneo Pocket S barely has a larger battery (6000 mAh) at around the same form factor, and the battery life seems just about fine on that too. The main concern is the price and how bad the input lag will be.

>> No.10935354

>>10935275
Nail on the head, as seen in the other replies.

>>10935289
>>10935315
lol look at how defensive and emotional you get when someone points out that your toy is overpriced.

>> No.10935361

>>10935315
>you obviously just want it for the novelty
That's the only reason anybody wants it because that's the only reason it exists. It's a shit system with a shit OS that's shit for playing games.

>> No.10935371

>>10935361
>NOOOOOO WHERE IS MY BOXART??? I CAN'T PLAY MY MARIOS LIKE THIS!!!

>> No.10935378

>>10935293
>More battery is overkill.
How is this a bad thing? Are you trying to encourage them to take more from us?

>> No.10935380

>>10935354
>>10935361
You're really upset you can't afford $70 on a novelty, huh? Can you afford the time to be on 4chan, in that case?

>> No.10935382

>>10935378
Past a certain battery-life point I just don't want the extra weight. Of course I also don't want them to charge me the same or more for a smaller battery, either.

>> No.10935464

>>10935195
>>10935220
>>10935286
>>10935303
I love these

>> No.10935472
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10935472

>>10935464
Who did it better? Which one would people buy?

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>>10935472
>RG-35
>2.8"

>> No.10935478

>>10935474
Yes, it's a mini version of the RG35XX. No, it doesn't have a 3.5 inch screen. I don't give a fuck. Blame Anbernig for already using the 28XX name instead of calling it the 28ON or 28SM or some shit after the 280M.

>> No.10935480
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10935480

>>10935478
Actually, calling the RG-28XX the "RG-280H" would have been perfect considering it's a horizontal version of the RG-280V's design.

>> No.10935484

>>10935480
A vertical RG28XX would just be the RG280V with a new chip and OS, and hopefully a cheaper modern price point for it.

>> No.10935485

>>10935484
I just want a "miniature" RG35XX in the same style as the original Miyoo Mini, which they can obviously do with the 2.8 inch screens.

>> No.10935489

>>10935380
mr chang, it's a waste of money

>> No.10935491 [SPOILER] 
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>>10935485
Here you go

>> No.10935495

>>10935489
Ah yes, Kenny Rosenblatt of New York is so fucking Chinese.

>> No.10935502

>>10935495
>Kenny Rosenblatt
Pics or he didn't happen.

>> No.10935509

>>10935495
Wrong Funkeys, kek. The FunkeyS is made by four frogs from France.

>> No.10935530

>>10935380
>the "you don't waste money on garbage so you must be POOR" argument
Telling on themselves every time without fail. Reminder: people with money don't get there by buying dogshit just because they can. Keep coping with your purchase. I'll stick with my RG353M that shits on your $70 Toys R Us system. :))

>> No.10935531

>>10935371
Post your hands next to a ruler with a timestamp.

>> No.10935545
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>>10935530
>Telling on themselves every time without fail.
I couldn't agree with your post more. You just couldn't help but knee-jerk make that, "I'm not poor! My chinkheld is better than your chinkheld!" remark and spilling all over yourself, lmao
Reminder that this all started with >>10935230
"I hate the price so much" but now it's total garbage? lmfao, one couldn't fox and grapes harder if they tried!

>> No.10935549

>>10935545
>the "fox and grapes" argument
HOLY 42 KEKS AND FOUR THIRDS, APPLES ARE POUND FOR POUND A BETTER VALUE THAN GRAPES, GRAPES ARE OVERPRICED NOVELTY FRUIT FOR FAGGOTS

>> No.10935554
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>>10935549
I see what you did there. Stop.

>> No.10935563
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>>10935549
>>10935545
You have a medical disorder: NARCISISSTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER.

>> No.10935568

>>10935530
So you could only afford the RG353M, huh? RG405M out of your price range? It's funny because out of all of Anbernic's RK3566 models the RG353M is the shittiest one.

>> No.10935574

>>10935568
>So you could only afford the RG353M, huh?
The RG353M is the most expensive 3566 and overpriced compared to every other 3566 chinkheld they've made, which makes him so upset about the FunkeyS's price all the most hysterical

>> No.10935672

>>10934578
>>10934669
>>10934731
>>10934774
>>10934783
>>10934798
thanks brehs, especially the guys with long lists

how come no recs for Chrono Trigger? Is it a meme game?

also how do the gba castlevanias compare to SotN? it's the only one i played

>> No.10935681

>>10935672
pretty sure the chrono trigger port is for ds, not gba. of course you could just play the snes original, and if you haven't played it yet and you like jrpgs, then I highly recommend it

>> No.10935696

>>10935672
>also how do the gba castlevanias compare to SotN?
Only Aria of Sorrow is on the same level.
Circle of the Moon is abysmally slow and luck based, while HoD is endless hallways, dead ends and tedious backtracking.

>> No.10935697

>>10935681
oh damn i musta mixed it up

snes original it is then

>> No.10935698

Is the Retroid Pocket 4 Pro decent for PS2 games? All I want is Shadow of the Colossus and MGS portable but I heard SotC struggles and I don't know how MGS will work on it without pressure sensitive buttons. Also seems like a 4:3 screen would be more practical for the majority of consoles it can emulate.

>> No.10935719
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Hello fuckers, I'm retarded and a newfag. So I need a good suggestion since I'm shit at finding what I want, I like small clamshells and the Powkiddy V90 seemed like the right fit but it's too low powered for what I want.

>$20-$50
>Clamshell
>Pocketable, especially
>Linux, with custom firmware support
>PSX with extras

>> No.10935768

>>10935719
there is pretty much only 2 clam shells. v90 and an anbernic one coming out in like the next 2 days but it's 60 bucks I think (pic rel). miyoo is meant to be releasing one with sticks but that shit is taking forever and usually they have stock issues. who knows maybe the release of the anbernic one will speed them up.
other than that there are obviously ds and 3ds but they cost heaps and are pretty meh to me if you aren't into the ds 3ds library.
but the new anbernic should be good because it will be really popular and should get lots of firmware support.

>> No.10935769

>>10935768
shit the pic related is meant to be just one earlier in thread
>>10931146
>>10931632

>> No.10935786

>>10935719
>>10935768
You should prooobably hold off on the anbernig one until we get a proper hinge test. Maybe from Jewey or Retro Dodo

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>>10933793
nta but since we're past bump limit:
It grinds against you if you're an immigrant not just there but really all of Asia. It's different from say living as an expat in yurop or burgerland etc where there's more multiculturalism and social diversity baked in; people are more accepting of others despite the constant culture wars. Japan isn't as bad as South Korea though where there's a lot more classism baked into the society.
Japan is more a series of mediocre bullshit thrown at you, you'll be talked down to a lot, it grates on you if you can't take it. You'll always be treated like a foreigner, people will assume you're naíve etc. If you hate bureaucracy, you shouldn't move to Japan. If you're easily offended or don't want to be called a gaijin then you're doomed.

Another strange thing that happens is people will attempt to speak English to you by default and then you have the weird phase afterwards where they compliment your Japanese.
It's not as bad with co-workers/friends after a bit, I didn't mind shooting the shit in English with people who wanted to improve but I was mindful that as an immigrant it is impolite to converse in a foreign language people that others may not understand saw a lot of this weird tension in the forces & uni

The last thing is a mix of the first set of stuff & a mixture of being homesick. If you come from a Western country like the US or say the country there's a bit of culture shock hitting too. The mundanity of daily life building upon everything and some can't hack it.
If you lived somewhere like the US or country, your daily life is disconnected from others, you commute to work in a car etc and you retire to your home away from others but if you're not in the country you're gonna be commuting with others and around people constantly.
I don't look down on people who leave after only a few years, you experienced something and returned to a familiar life.

I still hate media prices in Japan tho.

>> No.10935808

>>10935284
5000mAh and android ain't that bad a combo but that's a hefty lad at 320g.

>> No.10935817
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>>10935697
There is some extra content in the ds version though. It's decent.

>> No.10935851

Stupid question: Where do I put .wad game files on an RG28XX? I don't know what OS this is running. I wanna run Doom and Hexen on this bitch.

>> No.10935861

>>10934569
Last Bible 2. Probably the easiest MegaTen game of that era. Also has a great soundtrack. You gotta get an english patch though.

>> No.10935873

>>10932031
What is a rerez?

>> No.10935876

>>10934786
>How is shartics orge not pointless?
Did I say it wasn't?

>> No.10935986

Just gonna use my phone and the sick ass galileo G8 is all. That's all.

>> No.10936072
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10936072

>>10934917
Ah, bad spec sheet strikes again.

>>10935195
>Sticks are a bonus but I hear the RG-35XX H's are awful
They are, avoid buying it for that.

https://youtu.be/0T1hXHVbFKk?t=531

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Also, better shot of the gap between the H700 and the battery.

>> No.10936082

>>10936078
These things will all be dead within a week kek

>> No.10936084
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>>10936078
Buttons stiffer than the TrimUI's, guy says it's close to SP but he also said before it's been a while since he had one.

>> No.10936113
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>>10936078
>the gap
lol
>the gap after 3-6 months of li-on cycles on that cheap reconditioned battery
lmao

>> No.10936176

>>10935851
DOOM folder

>> No.10936202

>>10935805
Maybe try Thailand

>> No.10936203

Now that the dust has settled. Was Russ right about the 28xx?

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>>10936210

>> No.10936215
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>> No.10936241

>>10936210
>same specs as the odin 2
>smaller screen
>worse battery
>higher price
what were they even thinking?

>> No.10936243

>>10936241
The smaller screen should compensate some of the battery loss, the real tragedy is the d-pad STILL BEING IN THE WRONG SPOT FUCK

>> No.10936262

I still want PSP3

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>>10936262
Here ya go.

>> No.10936274
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>>10936267
I just want another like the Vita o-or 3DS....

>> No.10936292

I can't believe you guys keep writing the same things in these handheld threads...

>> No.10936342
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What do we think of the Odin mini bros?

Personally I think it's pointless. It's more expensive than the RP4P so it's only competing with the Odin 2. And at that point you're just trading portability for an extra $40 price tag. I doubt the mini LED screens look much better than the Odin 2 screens either.

>> No.10936345
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>>10936213
>>10936342
it was already over when we saw dpad in wrong location, but now its double over. wish the rp4 had just been vita shaped.

>> No.10936349

>>10936342
You should learn to read a thread and stop talking like a /v/irgin with a dick still in each hand. If you're too adhd-riddled to sit and read a thread but still want to post in it, learn how to fucking Ctrl+F at least the very least.

>> No.10936352
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>>10936345
I still dream of a Retroid having a proper shape.

>> No.10936353

>>10936349
This Anon has no friends.

>> No.10936357
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10936357

>>10936352
>Vita
>Cross d-pad
>Retroid Pocket
>Cross d-pad
>The fusion
>The Xbox One d-pad

>> No.10936358

>>10936349
Shut the fuck up retard.

>> No.10936359

>2024
>still no decent clamshell chinkheld
Clamshell bros, we are never gonna get the perfect console are we?

>> No.10936361

>>10936342
>>10936353
>>10936358
You literally are fresh off of /v/, holy shit

>> No.10936362

>>10936359
The RG35XXSP is decent, just not great. The V90 is also the champion of chink clamshells prior to proper Linux/Android operating systems.

>> No.10936365

What is the most powerful 4:3 handheld?

>> No.10936367
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>>10936357
yeah always bugged me it doesn't use the vita or modern retroid d-pad. looks like the d-pad from the original RP2.

>> No.10936368

>>10936365
rg405v

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>>10936367
These rectangular bricks with quarter-pipe curves on the corners are an acceptable design for like, a $10 famiclone, but I really expect a proper fucking handheld design to be held in my human hands for something I'm going to be paying over $100 for.

>> No.10936380
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Whether you like it or not, the SF-2000 still has the single most comfortable form factor of any handheld device. A shame it can't even do full GBA/SNES and that any handhelds like it, like the RG353PS, just do not feel the same at all due to the different sizes and button orientation.

>> No.10936381
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>>10936380
Why did Anbernic make the buttons so fucking tiny

>> No.10936394

>>10934206
I bought one as a gift for a relative and I've been setting it up until I give it to them as a gift. I can only speak of the UI experience and build quality (Got the revision).
The UI itself is okay but it has an issue initially with letting you know there's more sections to the right outside of the basic three. I didn't even know until my second boot that I could actually go past the first three sections, I thought it just stopped at "Apps" because I guess I pressed down and it didn't want to move right or something. I was so confused as to why I couldn't find the "Settings" section until that. Once I found out I could go past that it was fine and I don't have any real issues with the stock OS barring the weird way they use the FN button. I'd still wait for Knulli though.

Build quality is far worse than my RG35XX-H, I have no idea what >>10934286 or >>10934772 are talking about. The case itself feels like the cheapest plastic known to man and feels like if I drop it it'll shatter like glass. The d-pad is awesome and really clicky but anything that's not the d-pad feels extremely cheap both to touch and press. The bumpers and face buttons feel higher quality than the rest of the secondary buttons but they're still really cheap feeling. The screen is beautiful and clear. Audio sounds like a tinny speaker but better than what I heard in reviews. Worst part is the rumble which you can hear the motor sound like it might be grinding at 4 or 5 which is super offputting.

>> No.10936395

>>10936394
kys triptroon.

>> No.10936410

>>10936395
Enjoy your vacation, kiddo.

>> No.10936413
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>>10936394
shut up trip-fag

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>>10936410
NTA but a lot of people will call you a fag for acting like one, you can report as many people as you want

>> No.10936426

>>10936395
>>10936413
>>10936416
>get spanked for your /v/irgin retardation
>triple down in an impotent tantrum
Neat

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>>10936426
Like I said, report everyone you want, the people who live here won't change, they'll be back in 3 days to call you a fag again.

It seems easier for you to simply stop acting like such a faggot, you know?

>> No.10936472

>>10936434
But that's not how it works in resetera.

>> No.10936482

>>10936082
it's a terrible design but it's not like RGB30s and RG35XX Hs have died/exploded en masse

>> No.10936485
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>>10936426
you have the entire remainder of the internet if you want to be a whiney snitch faggot but you come here to be subversive

>> No.10936492

>>10936394
>seeking attention on 4chan

>> No.10936493

>>10936394
>>10936395
>>10936413
>>10936416
>>10936434
>>10936485
Dunno what’s going on with you and that guy. I assume you’re just mad because he has the balls to criticize chinkhelds and you don’t. So I guess that just makes you guys shills. Is that why you guys got banned?

>> No.10936516

>>10936493
It's spooky how defensive chinks/redditors are over chinkhelds. They aren't quality or durable products to begin with.

>> No.10936520

>>10936243
>The smaller screen should compensate some of the battery loss
It should, but it uses miniled so it won't.

>> No.10936527

>>10936516
the products are whatever, being a whiney snitch is gay

>> No.10936535

>>10936527
>snitching on companies
You're a massive cocksucker

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>>10936493
>Is that why you guys got banned?
I didn't get banned, but why wouldn't you assume the problem was his tripcode?
I noticed you aren't using one, did you finally learn?

>> No.10936547

Tried to revive my dead PSP Go again, no charging light, checked the battery, pulled it, plugged it back in, can't see anything obv but don't have a multimeter. Could be the cable or could be the port. I got an official cable, but I don't have the old block adapter. I checked online and it seems like it's 5v 1500ma, got it plugged into a gan adapter atm which can do up to 5v3a but still no light or sign of life.

On a long shot, anyone had any experience with third party Go chargers or a dead Go? I remember it being a pain in the ass to charge much like the vita.

>> No.10936550

>>10936543
You can’t report someone for bitching about your tripcode, so I assume you got reported for shilling chinkhelds instead. The tripcode bitching is just an indirect way to attempt to shit down that criticism.

>> No.10936558

>>10936359
The RG35XXSP V2 is gonna save us

>> No.10936567

>>10936535
hey I know you struggle with reading comprehension, but I'm talking about reportfags

>> No.10936570

>>10936558
Uncle Russ will say "yeah the dpad is much easier on my dainty fingers, that other one I sold you was trash"

>> No.10936571

>>10936394
>>10936493
>I assume you’re just mad because he has the balls to criticize chinkhelds
Ehhh, idk I had to click a hidden post just to see it and it seems to be about the TSP? They got filtered by the UI, admittedly the UI is terrible for browsing games but how they managed to do
>I didn't even know until my second boot that I could actually go past the first three sections, I thought it just stopped at "Apps" because I guess I pressed down and it didn't want to move right or something.
this, it is beyond me.
>Build quality is far worse
>The case itself feels like the cheapest plastic known to man
This seems to indicate some degree of seethe since the TSP has a very nice finish, it's a soft touch plastic similar to what you'd find on a set of keycaps or a nice controller, not at all the cheapest plastic known to man like you'd find on the worst famiclones, powkiddy or R36S etc.
>The bumpers and face buttons feel higher quality than the rest of the secondary buttons
This is odd too since the bumpers and triggers still feel like the weakest part of the TSP's build quality, the buttons aren't stiff, they're responsive and clicky, extremely similar to the DSi XL.
I'm not sure if they got a bad unit or how the UI managed to filter them so hard, it's fairly intuitive to switch between the tabs, you press up on the dpad and it highlight the tab then you hit L/R or dpad L/R to move it, it does only show three at a time but it does clearly move on to settings.

They're usually filtered for a reason and posts like that one where they have been filtered is a solid enough reason to continue to do so.
The TSP certainly has flaws, the speakers are the main one, it gets a little toasty at the right where the CPU is and there's still firmware improvements to be made and GPU issues to be solved. Their post really touches on none of that at all so it's understandable why someone would ignore them.

>> No.10936583
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And as I pick up the trimui for another day to check, I go to switch on my RGB30 that was shutdown yesterday and the battery was down to 23% from 44 then instantly shut off and needed another battery pull.
Getting real tired of that shit desu. It's not just the barely functioning sleep mode but the battery pull/refusing to charge until a pull/reset is done that's bugging me.

I just wanted sync my saves mang

>> No.10936584

>>10936571
mr chang no one is reading all that

>> No.10936587

>>10936571
Thanks for this reply anon, you took your time because you care.

>> No.10936590

>>10936583
Works fine on my machine :)

My main issue with the TrimUI is that when you press A on continue after pressing the menu button, it also presses A in-game, which may lead to you doing actions you didn’t intend. That is the ONE thing stopping me from enjoying the device.

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>>10936584
With quotes and links removed it's less dense than the reply that generated the initial seethe B^)

>> No.10936597

>>10936590
>Works fine on my machine :)
It's really bugging me, doing a battery pull is a royal pain in the ass

>My main issue with the TrimUI is that when you press A on continue after pressing the menu button, it also presses A in-game, which may lead to you doing actions you didn’t intend. That is the ONE thing stopping me from enjoying the device.
heh, I never noticed this and just checked, still in 1.0.4. Seems my muscle memory makes me hit B to exit out instead of A but I can see how that'd be an issue, strangely it doesn't do it on a B press.
I have my own issues with that menu though, I'd like to disable it or at least have it close on a second menu press instead of B.

>> No.10936598

>>10936571
>this, it is beyond me.
Because when I first booted it up it refused to go right past whatever is to the left of "Apps" which I think is "Games"? I could hit the right bumper or right on the d-pad and it did nothing which left me completely confused to where the settings are. On a reboot it let me go right. I assume I might have had a bug or maybe I pressed down which didn't put me at the top bar, but come on now, this shouldn't even be an issue on first boot.
>some degree of seethe since the TSP has a very nice finish
What? It feels like I am putting my hands on cheap plastic. It does not feel like a "very nice finish", it just feels like cheap plastic. A random bottle of extremely cheap store-brand rubbing alcohol I have right next to me is contained in higher quality feeling plastic than the TSP. Like I said, it feels like if I drop the system it'll shatter into pieces. The best comparison I have is it feels like the plate on top of my PDP Rematch controller I have for my Switch which I paid $15 for which feels like cheap plastic with a matte finish.
>the buttons aren't stiff
I never said they're stiff, I said they feel like they're lower quality than stuff like the start, select, menu, volume, and power buttons. They have a much cheaper feeling plastic feel than the d-pad which feels like the highest quality button on the entire system outside of maybe the FN switch. The bumpers and face buttons still feel like lower quality plastic than the d-pad but they're not as cheap feeling as the other buttons I mentioned.

Look, you may like it, but I have no idea how you can feel like this is of higher quality plastic than other things you own.

>> No.10936607

>>10936598
>I said they feel like they're lower quality than stuff like the start, select, menu, volume, and power buttons
Sorry, I mean to say that it basically goes
>D-pad + FN
>Bumpers + Face buttons.
>Start, select, menu, power, volume.
in terms of quality. I don't know why start and select in particular feel so cheap compared to the bumpers and face buttons. the R2/L2 or whatever they call it buttons feel exactly like Switch Joycon ZL/ZR buttons when you press them function-wise but plastic-wise they feel cheaper. The sticks are just normal Vita sticks and feel exactly like Vita sticks which they probably are.

>> No.10936615

>>10936394
Breed yourself tripGOD
>>10936434
>Avatar fagging

>> No.10936616

https://youtu.be/-sTynDNP8bc?si=IuhTJKWBvsthzKBe

>> No.10936653

>>10936550
I didn't even get warned

>> No.10936654

>>10936547
You probably need a new battery, but nobody makes replacements, so if you buy a new one, it will be new-old-stock so it probably also won't work

>> No.10936667

There should be some script that doesn't allow you to post on /vr/ if you have visited /v/ in the past 24 hours, the quality would change tremendously.

>> No.10936671

>>10936616
The problem with the whole "ahh the buttons are hard to push my hands hurt" thing is the people saying that are total bitches so I don't know if it's accurate for a normal man

>> No.10936680

>>10936667
Imagine being able to examine the cookies and reject access depending on what places you visited before.

>> No.10936704

CFW devs can shit on Anbernic all they want but the truth is that their stock firmwares ARE actually getting better.

>> No.10936727

>>10936667
>>10936680
shills mad

>> No.10936735

>>10936680
I realize it's a, "punish the entire school and don't allow snacks in the hallways because of one grade nine kid being a slob" level of bullshit but honestly, for the past seven months or so people have just been coming here fresh from /v/ and posting here like it's fucking /b/.

>> No.10936739

>>10936735
I genuinely prefer the Redditors coming here to post their Pokemon title screens on their latest got theirs purchase over the fucking /v/tards who might as well be replaced with chatbots with the faggotry they just mindlessly regurgitate without any meaning or purpose. At least the fucking Redditors know what a file and a folder are.

>> No.10936742

>>10936727
Kekalong hoes sad

>> No.10936745

>>10936739
>le... le tripfag! a person is a tripfag!
>I must call them a tripfag!
>No
>A triptroon!
>I...must...insert...tranny dogma...into...everything!!
>TRIPTRANNIIIIEEEEEEESSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I AM CONTRIBUTING TO A GENERAL ABOUT HANDHELD GAMING DEVICES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.10936749

>>10936745
meds sis.

>> No.10936751

>>10936745
This is genuinely what every single zoomer/gen alpha child unironically acts and sounds like whenever they fucking post here and I am exhausted with it. It's like visiting a friend to have some hobby time discussion, but they're babysitting their wive's friend's kids who can't fucking be left alone, so every single time anything is fucking said between you and your friend these little RETARDS just zoom by, knocking tea on your lap, screeching at pitches higher than any animal. And your friend just goes, "Oh, they're just kids...!" and acts like it's acceptable or tolerable.

>> No.10936754

>>10936745
Millennials called everything gay to be dismissive.
Zoomers call everything tranny out of paranoia. Zoomies tried the whole, "ok boomer" shit as their dismissive chip but it failed so laughably hard in their tech illiterate faces.

>> No.10936756

>>10936745
Tylenol, bro. And someone make a new thread already.
>>10936751
This is what happens when you let offical handheld bros post here. They realised chinkheldsbros and phonegods are friends.

>> No.10936757

>>10936756
>And someone make a new thread already.
First day? You don't make a new general until the current one is on the last page/is archived from post limit/has already died. At least you appreciate that if you made it yourself right now you would have been shitcanned for a week for spamming.

>> No.10936760

>>10936756
>This is what happens when you let offical handheld bros post here. They realised chinkheldsbros and phonegods are friends.
/vr/ is 99% official game discussion, /hhg/ is the only thread that discusses bootleg products regularly, what the absolute fuck are you going off about?
>Tylenol, bro.
Oh.

>> No.10936761

>>10936754
>tfw gen x and call things gay AND people trannies

>> No.10936765

>>10936757
I've made a new handheld thread before without the mods giving a shit.

>> No.10936768

>>10936765
He's the thread's wannabe reddit janny don't take him seriously.

>> No.10936770

>>10936761
Nobody from Gen X says tranny, unless they're an alternative grandparent trying to be cool with their zoomer grandchild who's only a sixteen-to-eighteen year age different between them due to the one in the middle also getting teen pregnant.

>> No.10936771

>>10936770
Nope.

>> No.10936774

>>10936704
>>10936704
Yes but nothing surpasses sheer autism fueled by passion and patreon bux.

>> No.10936776

>>10936745
Thank you trans sister.

>> No.10936781

>>10936745
Thank you hetero brother.

>> No.10936782
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>>10936176
There isn't one. Can I just make it?

>> No.10936784

Redditors at least discuss handhelds, these fucking /v/ faggots just keep shitposting AI-quality replies absolutely bitching about HOW people are posting rather than the actual content of the posts. Not a single fucking thing they post has any relation to retro video games or handhelds or emulation chinkhelds or anything fucking in this thread, it's all about HOW the thread operates and WHO is in the thread, Jesus fucking Christ take this unironic Twitter shit the fuck out of here, don't fucking even open this thread unless you're fucking discussing handhelds, it's that fucking simple.

>> No.10936785

>>10936784
No one cares you malding redditor, go outside.

>> No.10936802

>>10936745
thank you sweet soul sister
groovy

>> No.10936807

>>10936785
>"Yo stop eating your feces here, this is a restaurant"
>"HURRRRR, NOBODY CARES I'M EATING FECES."
>"Everyone cares, retard, your smell is shitting up the fucking eating environment."
>"DUUUURRRRRRRR FOOD ANALOGY, FOR REAL FOR REAL, TRANNY TROON. I'M NOT A PROBLEM AND NOBODY CARES EVEN IF I AM, MMM POOP."

>> No.10936813

>>10936807
Unironically I will never understand the Gen Z obsessions with incest, human feces, and being as obnoxious for views/(You)s/attention as possible.

>> No.10936832

New thread

>>10936831
>>10936831
>>10936831

>> No.10936836

>>10936784
Back to redd it then.

>> No.10936841

>>10936802
kek

>> No.10936902
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>>10936745
>>10936802
Troony
Get-
Troony
Get-get, get, get, get
Troony
Troony
Troony
Get tru-tru-oony-ny
Tru-tru-tru-tru-ny-ny-ny-ny
Let's look at the troon
Would you stop playing with that handheld, Anon?
I'm trying to get to sleep!


Would you stop playing with that handheld, Anon?
I'm trying to get to sleep!
Would you stop-
W-W-W-Would you stop-
I'm trying to get to-
I'm trying to get to-
I'm- would you- would you- would-
Just make a new thread already (YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)

>> No.10936926

>>10936745
This post suddenly becomes so magically when sung to the tune of Everybody Jump Around. Specially with the chorus scream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4JEpbHEuuM

>> No.10937081

>>10936590
if it's really that bad for you, you can enter the advanced menu and use the menu button to return to the game

>> No.10937161
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>> No.10937168

>>10936735
Calling avatar-fags and name-fags retards and shaming them into leaving is the lords work

>> No.10937174

>>10937168
Why are you spelling them like that?

>> No.10937175

>>10936745
>>10936739
>>10936735
This is the greatest meltdown I've ever seen from a trip-fag.
>I genuinely prefer the Redditors
Of course you do, you are one.

>> No.10937184

>>10936784
Leave then bro

>> No.10937189

>>10937174
Because I've been on 4chan since 2007

>> No.10937192

>>10937189
Clearly not. They were never hyphenated, newfag.

>> No.10937603

>>10937161
Half Life 1, I can see, but HL2!? HOW!? Next thing you know it'll be Opposing Force, Blue Shift Team Fortress Classic, Counterstrike 1.6 and Ricochet, as well on the RGB30, R33S, Powkiddy RK2023 (both models) and Game Console R36S. Yet HL2 got dibs in there before any of the other Goldsrc games.

>> No.10937612

>>10937603
Yeah, about that.

https://github.com/christianhaitian/PortMaster/wiki#half-life

>> No.10937859

>>10936202
>Maybe try Thailand
I never lived in Thailand, just visited, lived in Shanghai/HK for a year.
Thailand's nice if you're a sex tourist but it's got the opposite problem of Japan. These places are nice to visit for small pockets at a time or if you're a country bumpkin I guess.
Also to be kinda offensive Chinese/Japanese women are better looking in general anyway.