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10876026 No.10876026 [Reply] [Original]

Name a cuter console than Sega Dreamcast Sakura Wars
Protip: you can't >:3

>> No.10876029
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10876029

>import the sakura taisen complete box back when it released thinking it'd be a collectible
>it's worth less now than when it was new
fml

>> No.10876030

>>10876026
you're one of those trans fellas aren't you?

>> No.10876049
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10876049

Dreamcast literally did shit 6 years before anyone else. Why did it fail?

>> No.10876093

>>10876049
>moooom I want to play my online video games at $4.99/minute so you can't use the phone for the next 6 hours!

>> No.10876094

>>10876026
i have this weird console i got in south korea when i was a kid called a dees.

>> No.10876095

>>10876049
>only one stick
>stupid wire placement
gee I wonder

>> No.10876131

>>10876049
Because Sega was destined to fail after they dropped the ball with the 32X.

>> No.10876182
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>>10876026
Wanna bet?

>> No.10876296

>>10876093
Faggot

>> No.10876317

I loved this console most of all. I hated that the games were pulled from shelves barely 6 months after buying one. The memories of the nights spent playing Phantasy Star Online with the bros will always be cherished

>> No.10876334

>>10876296
anon I already turned you down in the last thread, you're not getting my d

>> No.10876361

>>10876026
Would this have saved the 3D0?

>> No.10876375

>>10876026
i literally bought this a week ago in perfect condition with the box and games.

>> No.10876508

>>10876182
Completely mogs OP. OP is a faggot.

>> No.10876526

>>10876049
Sega's prior retardation and DC being a bit too ahead of it's time and too ambitious.

>> No.10876543

>>10876049
The console's release itself pretty much summed it up.
>first 6th gen console released by a bit, making it the first home console with pretty good 3D graphics
>other 6th gen consoles come out a little bit later, but with 3D output which makes the DC's look embarrassing by comparison
Basically they may have done stuff first, but ultimately in a way which was inferior to the consoles which came out shortly after.

>> No.10876624

>>10876029
kinda weird,is similar to shaq fu and zicco soccer both games barelly sold a few units and most of them ended up being sold for cheap to either be destroyed or reused on a new game.
>Shaq Fu half units destroyed,the other half reused in an unlicensed game.
>Zicco Soccer sold at 10 yen or given away for free,several of them reused on the SM chokyoushi games.

>> No.10876636

>>10876049
Sega didn't have any money and they had to cancel it and focus on software instead. They spent all of their money prior on add-ons like 32X, CD, Nomad and the Saturn.

>> No.10876654

>>10876026
Shame that Sakura Wars edition has a BIOS that will not read CD-Rs.

>> No.10876687

>>10876049
No moviegames

>> No.10876809

>>10876026
do coomers really?

>> No.10876818

>>10876049
because sega's fanbase was arcadefags at its core and this is 1995 multimedia philosophy.
i loved the product but didn't have the internet back then so i had no use for it despite being a multimediafag

>> No.10876825

>>10876818
*no use for the PC gimmicks

>> No.10876836

>>10876030
lel

>> No.10876837

>>10876095
>>stupid wire placement
The wire placement is fine. You've never used a Dreamcast controller have you?

>> No.10876848

>>10876049
>hehe ps2 only sold because it had a dvd player
>waaaaaaaah why did the dreamcast fail when it had a fricking web browser?

They're genuinely so pathetic.

>> No.10878127

>>10876182
>literally the cult symbol of japanese moefication
>not pastel pink like Sakura Wars
>instead just a disgusting transparent ochre shit-like color
Try again

>> No.10878241

>>10876049
The hardware was shit and even if it wasn't the controller was unusable for 6th gen games.

>> No.10878485

>>10878241
How so?

>> No.10879080

Bump

>> No.10879136

>>10876809
In 2008 you would have just called OP a "weeb".

>> No.10879761

>>10879136
i still would but he bought it for cooming reasons. not all weebs are coomers even tho it's still all a bit cringe to me.

>> No.10880678

>>10879761
>coom
>cringe
You don't sound wholly sincere, how do you know OP is cumming to his console?

>> No.10880682

>>10876026
I would pay not to own that.

>> No.10880692

>>10878485
He's one of those retards who think that either every 6th gen game used 1st person perspective or that there could be no good way to control the camera in 3rd person 6th gen games without the right analog stick.

>> No.10880698

>>10876809
>>10879761
>coomers
>cooming
>cringe
You should go back to your site, redditor

>> No.10880949

>>10879761
>>10880698
ok coomer weeb

>> No.10881764

>>10876049
If it succeeded people would probably blame it for bad things done with those innovations after the fact. Like the Xbox.

>> No.10882080

Bump

>> No.10882185

>>10876049
Because the internet just wasn't ready. Dialup was shit and overpriced.

People tend to forget that the PS2 had the network bay. They could've EASILY started bundling in the internet adapter like Sega were doing if it looked like it was going to be a big seller. Just great design all around on the PS2, they were really going for blood.

>> No.10883748

>>10882080

>> No.10884356

>>10876837
nta, but despite it not being an issue in terms of comfort, it does shorten the distance you can sit from your tv by about 6 inches. couch bros with kids running around know what im talking about

>> No.10885965

>>10883748

>> No.10886256
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>>10876029
>Scalper gets his just desserts

>> No.10886380
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10886380

>> No.10886432
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>>10876026
Kneel

>> No.10886456
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10886456

>>10876026

>> No.10886875

>>10886380
Meh
>>10886432
Not moe and pink enough
>>10886456
Meh

>> No.10886951
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10886951

Limited edition consoles that need tacky decals and a pink shell are NOT cute. PC Engine is cute!

>> No.10887072

>>10886951
PCE is shit without the suitcase.

>> No.10887589

>>10885965

>> No.10887637

>>10876026
the girl reading this post

>> No.10887638

>>10887072
With suitcase/interface unit it looks like an ultra giga nigga though this description would be more accurate for Mega Drive with all its add-ons. The PC Engine console alone is adorably small.

>> No.10888639

>>10887637
Girls are not consoles tho

>> No.10888642

>>10888639
they may not be consoles but i still wanna play around with em haha

>> No.10888647

>sakura taisen
>cute
it's literally an anime about war and people die in it

>> No.10889236

>>10888647
It's a pretty mild war where the villains are all massive fans of theatrics. GPM was the same kind of story with more of a war slant, and Muv Luv was GPM but with more sex and suffering.

>> No.10889346
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10889346

UwU

>> No.10889471

>>10887589

>> No.10889485

>>10889346
I have one. Kind of reminds me of a marshmallow

>> No.10889505

>>10876026
>>10876182
>>10886432
I would be ashamed to own these
>>10886951
>>10889346
That's more like it

>> No.10889572

>>10889505
Faggot

>> No.10889580

>>10889572
>He likes pink consoles made for little Japanese girls
Ironic

>> No.10889583

>>10889580
OK fag

>> No.10890859

>>10888647
Cuteness and grimdark surprisingly go well with each other

>> No.10890878

>>10890859
You zoomers aren't going to do well in the draft

>> No.10891034

>>10890878
I'm 34 tho

>> No.10892162

>>10889471

>> No.10892227
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10892227

>>10882185
>Dialup was shit and overpriced.
Dial-up was free, nigga

>> No.10892793

>>10892162

>> No.10893071

>>10876026
you arent a woman, youre just another faggot

>> No.10893521
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10893521

I've had my eye on this for a while, someone convince me to not drop 300 CAD on a barely used one on ebay.

>> No.10894010

>>10893521
That's pretty ngl

>> No.10894848

>>10892793

>> No.10894962

>>10893071
He didn't say he was.

>> No.10895210

>>10886432
No, you kneel to this guy >>5781621

>> No.10897467

>>10895210
Who?

>> No.10898278

>>10897467
He actually owns the CCS Gameboy Color.

>> No.10898334

>>10876093
It was the late 90s by then. Those of us in civilized parts of the world like New York didn't have to hog up the phone line to use the internet at that point.

>> No.10898342

You're cuter, OP :3

>> No.10899187

>>10898342
Thanks XOXO

>> No.10899247
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10899247

not cute but i think it looks cool

>> No.10899283
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>>10893521
Be sure to get the matching sakura stand that goes with it. (Sold separately.)

>> No.10900519

>>10894848

>> No.10901256

No ome?

>> No.10901558

>>10876030
>Cute = Trans
Get off my anime website idpol faggot.

>> No.10903076

>>10900519

>> No.10903897 [DELETED] 

>>10876026
>>10876182
Which one is cuter?

>> No.10903929
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10903929

>>10876026 (OP)
>>10876182
Which one is cuter?

>> No.10904301

>>10893521
>buttons and controllers ports are black
Fucked up

>> No.10904373

>>10876026
Would've preferred a Sakura Wars DC with the cast from the third game

>> No.10904380

>>10903929
Yes :3

>> No.10904808

>>10904301
What color should they be then?

>> No.10905691

>>10900519

>> No.10906690

>>10905691

>> No.10908327

>>10903929
Is it a different color than >>10876182

>> No.10908539

>>10903929
Both (。•ω•。)

>> No.10909649

>>10908539
Kyaaaaaaaa~

>> No.10909727
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10909727

>>10876026
What are the cutiest Cute 'em ups?

>> No.10911236

>>10909727
There's no competition for that, aside from Parodius and Fantasy Zone…

>> No.10911249

>>10892227
Lolno. Even after they introduced night pricing, your phone bill still caused you to wince in pain.

>> No.10911447

>>10876026
Saw this at Flashback video in Elyria, late 90s when the DC was flying high. Store owner was Pete. He wanted 500 bucks for it.

>> No.10911545

>>10911447
A fair price for such an adorable merch :3

>> No.10911661

>>10876026
Always knew segafags were deranged trannies

>> No.10911814

>>10876026
Its just pink with stickers on it? Its cute but like, we could go higher

>> No.10911832

>>10876049
The market just wasn't ready for it. PS2 released at a time when everyone was ready to ditch VHS and DVD player prices were through the roof. Online features had to be marketed to people, and SoJ was always shit at marketing. Also, they still hadn't recovered from the 32X and Saturn.

>> No.10911869

>>10911814
Such as?

>> No.10912625

>>10906690

>> No.10913554

>>10901558
If you're a guy and using the word "cute" or talking about "cute" things? Yeah, you're probably one of "those".

>> No.10913946

>>10913554
According to you I was a tranny when I was 4 years old. You are a Double Nigger with cheese.

>> No.10914810

>>10913554
Smells like newfag. If you were on this site during it's peak you would wilt like a flower.

>> No.10915018

>>10913554
kindly end your life

>> No.10915175

>>10876049
no EA support
no squaresoft support
practically abandoned by namco after launch
almost no konami support

>> No.10915186

>>10915175
>practically abandoned by namco after launch
Explain

>> No.10915325

>>10913946
>>10914810
>>10915018
subwit central

>> No.10915360

>>10915325
retard