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You are trapped on a space station for TWO YEARS with one to three hypothetical perfect gaming buddies who never get bored of gaming with you and will play anything you want happily and provide a decent challenge without either being too challenging or not challenges enough.

You get THREE video games for the entire duration, for ANY console (or computer) prior to PS3.

Which games do you pick, and why?

>> No.10800950

>>10800948
Top Banana for the amigger
Barbie Explorer for PS1
Alex Kidd for Master System
I want to see them suffer.

>> No.10800956

>>10800948
The buddies better be female because I'd kill myself otherwise. As for the games, one of them needs to be Tetris.

>> No.10800959

>>10800948
>>>/r9k/

>> No.10800960

Timesplitters 2 for Xbox because it has so much fucking content

Joust for almost any console but probably just whichever version has the most content because Joust is always fun without being too complex

Some Mario Party. I'm not sure which one. Really hard to pick a de facto best one. I like the one with the surprisingly deep basketball mini game.

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>>10800948
World of Warcraft

I don’t really need anything else, but I guess I’ll take Counter Strike and Runescape.

>> No.10800987

>>10800973
I hope you die choking on your own cum

>> No.10801017

>>10800948
Advance Wars 2 for the Game Boy Advance.
Tetris and Dr. Mario for the SNES.
Quake 3 Arena for PS2 or PC.

>> No.10801042 [DELETED] 

>>10800948
Did anyone else get an erection when looking at OP's picture?
I am an African-American.

>> No.10801049

>>10800948
I'd just KYS myself.

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>>10800948
Diablo 2
Gran Turismo 4
Total War: Warhammer

>> No.10801101

>>10801086
Actually replace Total War with one of those combo packs of classic games like Clubhouse Games
Or just replace my third game with a deck of cards

>> No.10801128

>>10800948
Quake 3
Mario Kart Double Dash
Tetris Attack

Honestly I could make do with just Quake 3, if they could give me an actual challenge, 2v2 and dual could easily could me going.

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>>10800948
Tales of Symphonia for the Gamecube
Disgaea for the PS2
Daggerfall for the PC
They're not allowed to play and can only watch me grind endlessly. They also have to read the dialogue out loud in different voices for my amusement (really, it's for them because without some kind of engagement they'd kill themselves).

Also, they're females and I'd impregnate them probably twice in the 2 years they'd be stuck with me.

>> No.10801643

>>10800948
Blast chamber, because I've never played it with other people and it's a fun game

Gauntlet legends, because its a fun repetitive run game

Capcom vs snk, because I need some fightan that covers a few bases

>> No.10801653

>>10800948
>You are trapped on a space station for TWO YEARS with one to three hypothetical perfect gaming buddies who never get bored of gaming with you and will play anything you want happily and provide a decent challenge without either being too challenging or not challenges enough.
I kill them with like a pipe or something

>> No.10801659

>>10801614
Why is it looking at me. Tell it to stop looking at me.

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>> No.10801694

A Magic: The Gathering client like MTGO, Cockatrice, or Xmage - favorite game of all time, unfathomable depth and variety.
Quake III (CPMA if we're allowed mods) - favorite video game of all time, endlessly enjoyable even with just a handful of maps.
Mushihimesama Futari (came out a few weeks before the PS3 in arcades, and there's a 360 port which is also a console that came out before the PS3, fuck you) - favorite solo game that's infinitely replayable. Co-op might be fun as well, never really tried it.

If someone told me I could only play Q3 and MTG for the rest of my life, I'd be bummed, but only a little desu.

>> No.10801778

>>10800948
Might as well make them all multiplayer games:
Perfect Dark
Starcraft
Marvel vs Capcom: Clash of Super Heroes

>> No.10802075

>>10800948
Why the hell would I want a "gaming buddy", I'll just go to the other side of the station and play by myself

>> No.10802167

>>10800948
TWO YEARS on a comfy space station with no responsibilities and presumably all my needs met? Can I trade in my buddies and make it four?