/vr/ - Retro Games

Keep in in Japanese so that you walk around randomly talking to people you don't understand with total confusion on how to progress the story, and it's ok to talk about on /vr/

>>10793284
Retard

MOTHER is retro my dude. It's from the 80s.

It's retro
If it's not, then we can't talk about any recently fan translated retro JP games here either.

Remember the completely unnecessary EarthBound Zero hack which was distributed in place of official English prototype from late 90s to the end of 2000s?

>>10793465
Nigger!

Yes, but we don't want Earthbound people here

>>10793848
>we
Your other personalities aren't real.

>>10793864
Thinking everyone who hates your "2D Earthbound inspired RPG about depression" cultrue is one person is true schizo cope

>>10793571
Yes, because to beat the anti-piracy check and distinguish it from the other game named EarthBound, they added that little bit of text to the graphics. How young are you?

>>10794286
28, first batch of zoomers, discovered EarthBound around 2010.

>>10793904
But enough about Mother 3 and Smash secondaries.

>>10794301
You're too late to the party to remember.

>>10793904
EarthBound is chill and OG. Underfail, Omori, etc. and other lol so quirky EarthBound-inspired things need to leave.

>>10793284
>me and my friends just staring at each other with our mouths wide open
do americans really

>>10794908
They are talking, and the kid with the cap is eating a burguer, you blind retard.

>>10794908
In other news, third worlders cannot go a day without being jealous and obsessed with the United States of America.

>>10795742
WHY do fanartist faggots make Ninten wear a bandana like that? Where is ONE official source where he wears one that way?

>>10795769
The TV commercial.
https://youtu.be/yQUN7QAnMp0?si=JmiATAhe4aapCe0S
The barebones look is the official one, yes, but this look got popular due to make Ninten different from Ness from the sequel Mother 2.

>>10793571
One of my earliest internet memories

>>10794301
>28
>zoomer
you wish lmao

>>10795742
>"They are talking"
>just talking with my friends
>*all 3 of us begin talking simultaneously*

>>10795769
He's a bandit.

>>10795769
Counter question:
Why do you hate it?

>>10795769
It's from the commercial. You should see what some people do to differentiate him from Ness. Poor Ness...DarkNess...

>>10795769
It helps differentiate him from Ness since one is featured in every instalment of one of the best selling fighting games of all time and the other is in Mother 1.

>>10795783
>>10796806
>>10796820
Can you guys read? I asked why do they make him wear the bandana like that, not AT ALL. He wears it backwards from how he wears it in the TV commercial. My only guess is because fanart faggots are so insulated that, despite the fact that TV Ninten wears it BACKWARDS from how they keep depicting it in fanart, they aren't aware that bandanas can be worn in multiple ways.

It's clearly a forced trope to seek attention from other fanartists (probably based on a piece by a single fanartist who started the "forward-facing bandana" trope because he didn't know how to draw a backwards bandana like TV Ninten wears), very typical of the Tumbler/Reddeet-esque Starmen.net crowd.

>>10796817
That is very disturbing. From the thumbnail, I genuinely initially thought someone was mocking him by covering him in shit.

>>10793284
Those kids look like they believe in skies forever blue.

>>10796830
You sound unhinged.

>>10796847
Why so defensive? I'm not attacking any of you guys (unless you're one of the retards that unapologetically supports draws Ninten like that). I'm asking why they don't draw him like in the TV ad everyone keeps pointing to.

>>10796817
Tumblr shit.

Let's purify things by posting Ninten.

>>10796864
Good idea

>>10796830

>>10796817
Even mods hate nigga Ness.

Also, Ness is trans.

>>10796864
>>10796868

There isn't a single piece of official media (no, not even in the commercial) where he wears the bandana that way.

But here we go. EarthBound threads always just end up being fanart threads, either way. That's the entire substance of the majority of EarthBound's fanbase, after all.

>>10796869
That is one of the gayest gifs I have ever seen, but at least they got the bandana right in it.

>>10796817
>>10796864
>>10796868
>>10796869
>>10796874
aw sweet, a schizo thread

>>10793571
i still call it Earthbound Zero. Earthbound Beginnings sounds retarded.

>>10796898
why yes, I too like to make up my own names for things and then get irrationally angry when other people don't know what I'm talking about

>>10795742
did they perform the ritual of Chud to defeat Gigas?

>>10793284
>Mother 3 finally gets localized
>mfw it's called EarthBound Endings

>>10797556
If Mother 3 gets localized and your reaction is to post a basedjack Ness because of the title, you need to strongly reconsider every time you chickened out of putting the gun in your mouth and the trigger between your toes.

>>10795783
Holy kino