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10632680 No.10632680 [Reply] [Original]

What are the easiest retro bosses that can technically kill you?

>> No.10632685

>>10632680
bowser
bruh just jump over it are you retarded

>> No.10632704

Probably a tutorial boss from some JRPG.

>> No.10632706
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>> No.10632707

>>10632706
dunno if it was just on the sms version but robotnik had a weird hitbox and you could easily hurt yourself trying to jump under him

>> No.10632716

>>10632706
Pretty sure you're not normally able to do this.

>> No.10632743
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10632743

>stand in extraordinarily telegraphed safe spots without doing anything
>win

The only reason I could ever see anyone ever dying to this Boss fight for any reason whatsoever would be if they wanted to see if you could also stand on the Nitro tiles without making them explode like you can with the TNT tiles.

>> No.10632757

>>10632716
The Game Gear Sonic isn't normal

>> No.10632764

>>10632757
Oh so that's what it was.

>> No.10632770

>>10632743
All bosses in this game sucked ass.

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>>10632680
Please don't call KH2 retro it makes me uncomfortable.

>> No.10632871

>>10632845
19 years, anon.

>> No.10632939
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>>10632680
Normalfag answer but I'm amazed nobody posted HIM yet

>> No.10632981

>>10632939
Yeah this. I came here to post the snail from FF6 which is pretty much the same thing

>> No.10633061

>>10632981
i emulated 6 as a kid and died to the snail

>> No.10633105
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>>10632680
hulk smash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNUNLh2YF9Q

>> No.10633184
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>>10633105

>> No.10633686

Ninja Gaiden 1 barbarian boss. He just slowly walks toward you and stops to let you hit him.

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>> No.10633947

that tree that's in like every kirby game

>> No.10633961

>>10633184
thanks doc i needed a dose.

>> No.10633989

>>10632939
>>10632981
see >>10632704

>> No.10636107
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The tortoise in Jewel Master, it has three attacks, all of which can be avoided by standing under the platform near it. Also, the water ring + wind ring can damage it even when its head is retracted.

Other than this thing, the game's fairly difficult.
https://youtu.be/Kj4ko7_NUaQ?t=130

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>>10632680
>technically
"Yeah, I guess TECHNICALLY Glass Joe can beat you if he beats you."
"TECHNICALLY you can die to King Dodongo if you lose all your hearts."
"If Rock Titan hits you with attacks until you lose all your HP, TECHNICALLY you lose."

>> No.10636141

>>10632680

How can King BobOmb kill you?

>> No.10636147

>>10636141
By throwing you off the summit while having low health.

>> No.10636295

>>10636135
What are you sperging about

>> No.10636303

>>10636135
Yes, meaning they can do damage to you and could at least in theory kill you. There are “bosses” that can’t do anything to you. Stop being retarded.

>> No.10636364

>>10636295
That there's no "technically" about this. I have no idea what OP means by "technically".
>>10636303
>Yes, meaning they can do damage to you and could at least in theory kill you.
Yes, and almost all the bosses in OP's image DO.
>There are “bosses” that can’t do anything to you.
The only one in OP's image that can't is Bob-omb King. All the others can very clearly outright defeat you, there's no "tricks" to allow them to, or "technically" about them beating you because they can.

>> No.10636451

>>10636364
>i have no idea what OP means by “technically”
Because you’re ESL. It means that the bosses can damage you and kill you but they’re so easy that they aren’t likely to. This is a common way that native english speakers use the word “technically”.

>Yes, and almost all the bosses in OP's image DO.
No shit. It’s almost like they were posted as specific examples of easy bosses that can TECHNICALLY kill you.

>> No.10636514

>>10636451
>This is a common way that native english speakers use the word “technically
illiterate
you would use this in a scenario where the boss triggers a KO state without using an Instant Death or reducing your HP to zero. you would not use it to mean "possibly but not likely." the ESL here is you, probably mexican because i hear a lot of them using stuff like this, just like they use "if anything" to mean "in a last resort"

>> No.10636528

>>10632845
get off the board if you don't like it

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>>10632845
It came out almost 20 years ago, anon
it's retro

>> No.10636595

>>10636451
"technically" does not mean "unlikely"

>> No.10636606

>>10636595
>>10636514
Great, now there’s two ESLs. Look, I know you’re upset that you can’t follow conversations but that’s not anyone else's fault. Go post on whatever your country’s equivalent of this site is.

>> No.10636607

>>10636595
>bosses that can unlikely kill you

Yeah, that sounds much better, ESL-kun.

>> No.10636719

>>10636606
Just because you're a zoomer that doesn't know how to use English because the modern school system failed you doesn't mean that someone else is "ESL" when they correct you.

>> No.10637618

>>10636719
Sorry google translate isn’t working out for you.

>> No.10638252

>>10632706
Game Gear Sonic 1 had a lot of changes made to fit the resolution and polish the game a bit, so it's odd that there are mistakes like this that weren't in the Master System version.

>> No.10638264

>>10632845
Fag.

>> No.10639989

>>10637618
>younger generation just can't handle being wrong about something
You hate to see it.