/vr/ - Retro Games

>>10407605
If you like dbz and mk64, you have to play this

Pretty much.

There is only one good Mario kart and that's Mario kart SNES

>>10407630
Go blow a goat, camel jockey. Nobody wants to play that bullshit. It was never good, at best it's mediocre.

>>10407605
definitely had the most soul, but I liked Super circuit's art style

Wii was really fun and the tracks were at least imaginative

>>10407640
Don't be like that auster.

>>10407605
Double Dash!! fan here. I wish co-op gameplay had become a mainstay of the series. It was a dorm room favorite when I took my GameCube with me to college in 2004.

>>10407647
>Auster
Almost every other racing game is better than mk SNES. Micro machines, outrun, excite bike, super off road, pole position, f zero. You ain't got shit, trib truant

>>10407658
Special Cup 150cc is better than anything all those games you just mentioned can offer in challenge. I don't even consider Super Mario Kart a real racer or Mico Machines or Excite bike.

https://youtu.be/rje_WMnNwog?si=HSkd3hYhfu4fr90g

Plus this theme with the sound of coins is pure ludo.

I'm going to wait until AI recreates Mario Kart 64 with 3D characters and modern shaders.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHZHt9YP-uU

>>10407614
These mods are so dumb. Are there any new circuits or abilities or are they just purely aesthetic?

>>10407768
Holy shit that's gross

>>10407640
Full disagreement.

Your a fanatic.

You've lost your sense of objectivity

you have no sense

you're saying things that are incomprehensible to anyone with reason

You don't know what you may have brought upon yourself by saying something so stupid.

It is so unwarranted.
It is incomprehensible how you cannot appreciate ...

everything has a source what are you thinking please explain your reasoning you're making a fool out of yourself in broad daylight.

Full disagreement.

It is permanent.

WTF.

Lost your fucking mind.

You lost your fucking mind.

Seriously gonna pray for you.

God..... DAMN.

>>10407726
Kek, that's not very impressive. I disagree with your taste. Though I do agree that excite bike and micro machines aren't "racers" in a strict sense, I was using them as a point of still being better than SNES Mario kart. That's my opinion, I don't really like f zero either, I guess it's just that graphical style of racer. I can see why people enjoy them, I personally don't. Music is bready good

>>10407605
i only learned that the karts were just 2D sprites like a couple years ago, blew my mind. but then again it was one of those things you never really paid much attention to until someone points it out

>>10407775
Abilities are different, circuits are just graphically changed iirc. It's fun, especially if you like dbz.

https://youtu.be/AoeafYoHtEE?si=2qctHWe77nFWFoM5

>>10407782
I'm not reading that shit script of flippant gibberish, glib nigger get a grip.

>>10407640

You ain't Getting off that easy

I sure as all burning hell ain't going to fuckinf be playing your bullshit

It's rigged.

It's bugged.


it's flawed.


And you are flawed in your reasoning.

I'm not playing that shit.

It's a disgrace.

it's been a disgrace

It's not the same game by any measure.

The speed measure ..every metric and parameter


You're kidding yourself.

You're not going to do that to me

Not a hope in hell.

You can understand that.

Ask me.. it's SNES or can all go f**k off.

And I'd hate to see you to see you do that

Don't talk stupid to strangers over the Internet I would have whooped your ass.

It's not the same game

you can take it or like it

there's a clear distinction

stop pretending

One is The progenitor and one is the sequel and man you ain't no fucking sequel.


Comment on this again so I can whip your ass some more.

Or if You really want me to whip your ass play me at super Mario kart SNES.

You're bound to shut your fucking mouth one way or another.

>>10407812
Someone report this fuck already

>>10407782
>>10407812
Fag

>>10407812
Listen here, piss ant. Fuck your face against a brick wall you overnight vagina. I don't have time for your lumox embellishments. Go clutch your pearls on the Gaza strip, dipshit.

>>10407605
SNES Mario Kart and MKDS have soul too. Mario Kart Wii partially even though it's frustrating peice of shit

>>10407810
I got a grip on you n*****

You talk that shit but you're scared.

I'll give you this

I won't beat you at Mario kart 64 but at Mario kart SNES I'm going to stop the dog f*** out of you.

I challenge you in all fairness

And all you haters sit back and relax

If you can't battle me in Mario kart SNES then say you can't battle me in Mario kart SNES

draw the line

separate the men from the boys.

And you can talk all the shit you want but you're not going to be talking about SNES Mario kart with me because you lost your f****** mind

And you can take it or like it.

I said what I said.

If You mods got a problem I'll take it up with you too

Super Mario Kart also has soul. They aren't even my favorite games in the series, but they're definitely the most soulful.

>>10407839
this should be actual lyrics, props to you for making edgy lyrics

>>10407829
I feel like every Mario Kart had some kind of Soul up to Mario Kart 8. There is just something about that game that feels so phoned-in, like they were following a formula rather than trying to make something fun.

>>10407965
>Samefags compliments his own psychopathy

>>10407970
hey it aint my fault im into edgy sounding lyric-like shit

>>10407605
i got so good at this game that some of my friends refused to play against me because i kept destroying them. they could never master the power slide.

>>10407630
was great when it was released. now it looks like a snes tech demo (pretty much was, much like fzero).

>>10407839
Send this to the Sonic Adventure 2 rapper.

>>10407970
infact, why not mind yo own buisness

>>10407614

Haha Kakarot looking very much like an actual carrot

>>10407839
this is the gayest shit i've ever read

>>10408001
I thought it was funny. Don't join the circlejerk of nobodies emptily negging a rare good poster

>>10407614
>FUHREEEEEZAAAAAA I challenge you to a Kart race at this farm!
>*Kart transforms into a lamborghini when going super saiyan*

>>10407605
Nah that'd be Super Mario Kart (SNES).

>>10408007
>Samefaging still
>Calls himself a rare good poster

>>10407829
>Mario Kart Wii
>frustrating
Why?

>>10407967
7 doesn't. Retro admitted that they didn't even want to make the game and it ended up being unfinished. They had every opportunity to release content updates for it later on but nah.

>>10407614
keklin in last as usual, yup yup

>>10407816
You first.

>>10407605
Maybe if we ignore non-retro because we are on /vr/ but then your statement is dishonest. The only kinda soulless MK games are 3D, Wii and that shitty phone game, though Wii arguably plays the best of all MK games, followed by MK8

And all the above mentioned mog every retro fun racer into the ground

>>10408374
Insane droprates for blue shell, triple red shells, annoying af items like the thunder cloud. It also incentivizes you to use heavy characters and do wheelies with a bike, which makes even just getting rammed extremely punishing. It has a lot of courses with sharp turns and choke points. Falling is still punishing and there are a bunch of risky shortcuts

>>10408712
Oh yeah also the points system. 9999 isn't that hard to achieve but this also means you will TRY to achieve it (unlike the 99999999999999999 in 8 for example), and it _can_ be hell

>>10407605
>>10407630
The fact MK8 stole so few maps from these two is actually criminal

>>10407605
>>10407614
Wow a straight up shitty mod shill thread that backfired

>>10407605
I think MK8 has a surprising amount of soul, but MK64 is unmatched.

>>10407782
I am smart...

And you are unintelligent...

Which is why I type like this.

>>10407605
also the shittest

>>10408601
Did.

>>10408016
Why do samefags always do this?

>>10407798
I'm sorry. But I think you're a retard.

>>10407614
lmao I need to get this

>>10407726
SNES MK is definitely the best 2D fun racer. Not really comparing it with 3D MK

>>10407614
English or Japanese voices? Not touching if English